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alice making enchanted cookies
this time she'll get anon to fall for her for sure

>> No.46478661
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>>46478650
>eggs
>flour
Bullshit

>> No.46478685
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>>46478650
There is no need for magical food filled with love potions that would definitely backfire and make him fall in love with someone else leaving Alice cucked and crying alone in her room

Just show him your big, fat, made-in-makai ass and he'll be head over heel in love with you

>> No.46478690
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>>46478661
oh you own a bakery or something? she's trying her best, leave her be

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>>46478685
fat butts are disgusting. Wide hips are wife hips.

>> No.46478723

Would Alice really see so much effort for anon? Even if anon was an old man over thirty years old? And fat? Played with dolls?

>> No.46478796
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>>46478723
30 is a good age for men. Besides, she can fix you.
> Played with dolls?
Of course but you aren't getting any for free.

>> No.46478831

>>46478796
Are you sure Alice could fix me? Some people here say really terrible things about Alice, things that make it sound like she is the one who needs fixing...not that anon believes any of those things...Alice does not look like someone who has a restraining order... And anon doesn't expect any dolls from Alice, anon is just worried that Alice might have a change of heart if she learns of anon's one very special doll.

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>>46478831
I don't think you will need or want that doll after being with Alice. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed, you know. Besides your doll won't ever hug you tight and tell you she loves you.

>> No.46481771

>>46481415
A-anon, I think I'm starting to have feelings for Alice now...

>> No.46481778

>>46478650
>sample
Anon, do better please.

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>>46481771
Shanghai has gotten better at reeling in anons...
>>46481778
...but still not perfect.

>> No.46482135

>>46478650
he'll probably get them stolen by rabbits or something

>> No.46482599

>>46481771
dread! fear! disgust! terror!

>> No.46482935

>>46481954
>Shanghai has gotten better at reeling in anons...
>anons
Does Alice dream of a Harem made out of Anons?

>> No.46483173

>>46478650
Alice has feeding fetish

>> No.46483338

Why is the mixture Alice's preparing so yellow?
Egg yellows should not be able to make the mixture this bright

>> No.46483365

>>46482599
None such terrible things anon, more in the realm of "the anticipation of falling in love". Do you know that feeling, anon?

>> No.46485877

>>46478705
>fat butts are disgusting. Wide hips are wife hips.
Fat butts and wide hips go together like a horse and carriage you fool.

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