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>>46435655
Anon, you just told us what's so good about her.

Anyone who mistreats Reisen is good in my book/

>>46435655
>She is a freaking manipulative sociopath who comes from a land full of racist people and mistreats her assistant.
>Touhou character

>>46435668
Gensokyo and its fans should be destroyed by Nuclear annihilation.

And?

>>46435655
We're literally perfect for each other.
I would vivisect anyone she put in front of me with a smile just because I had the good fortune to work with such a beautiful and intelligent woman even if she looked at me like I was walking garbage.
It's just not for everyone, I don't think you'll understand the appeal of sociopath wife.

>>46435655
>Tell me what's so good about her.
Her full moon moon pie.

>>46435898
She'd vivisect you.

>>46435671
Abusing sexually torturers is always morally correct.

>>46435655
She's nice if you get to know her

>>46435655
why does she mistreats her pet rabbit?

>>46435898
>>46435777
I hope you're all enjoying it~

>>46437324
You're telling me Eirin will let me pay for medicine with my body? Where do I sign?

>>46435709
Make it an anti-matter bomb and you have a damn deal.

>>46435655
>Sociopath
>Psychopath
>Probably even Schizophrenic
>Knows magic
>Mature Lady
>Racist
>Evil
>Doctor
>Really smart in fact Goddess of Intelligence
>Prone to abusing someone else
>Is the teacher of the sisters that handed the asses of everyone to them
>Incredibly loyal
>Long white hair and big udders
>Immortal
You won't get it Anon... Tell me what can be more MOE than this!

>>46437918
>>Incredibly loyal
A bigger understatement hasn't been posted on /jp/ all year. Eirin is THE ride or diehu, probably more prone to going full yan than literally any other one.

>>46435655
>Tell me what's so good about her.
She's hot sexy thick GILF with infinite IQ and wisdom. She could pretty much do anything but with a level of skill and precision and elegance unheard of. From titwanks, footjobs and blowjobs she can do it all and more. She's also a very kind doctor who'll treat you even when you're a poorfag who can't pay and doesn't rob her customers like doctors usually do even though she easily could, given the monopoly she has being Gensokyo's only doctor. Yet she doesn't exploit that at all. And remember that the setting she in has plenty of money grubbing assholes who always try to come up with some scam or scheme to get richer. She also probably has very nice, soft feet. Feet as pale as moonlight...

don't care i just want to fuck her P-cups

>>46438353
If you do she'll put your dick and balls in a jar.

>>46435655
She's built for being tied up in a barn and forcing her to work the rest of eternity a milkable cow. You just know her milk would have some of the Hourai Elixir in it, not enough to make you immortal but enough to make you live a long healthy life.

>>46435655
>She is a freaking manipulative sociopath who comes from a land full of racist people and mistreats her assistant.
I can only get so erect, anon.

>>46438474
>long healthy life.
The Hourai elixir has no bearing on one's body, only one's soul. The body's still fully human and can - and will - die of normal causes.

>>46438114
Kinda weird that she's so ancient yet tries to act and dress so young though...Simply delusional, how old does this moon lady think she is?

I want Eirin to marry me and keep me in a gilded cage "for my own good" and never allow me to leave Eientei while doing everything she can to keep me happy as I remain completely oblivious as to what's actually going on.

>>46437918
>>46437997
>the only guys here who get Eirin's Absolute loyalty
The only men here who are worthy of the brain of the moon...

>>46438611
Also I want to befriend Kaguya who gradually falls for me as well but feels super guilty about it because Eirin is so happy with me until Eirin eventually takes notice and invites the princess to join us and I live a happy life thinking only about my lovely moon wives and absolutely nothing else because I just need to trust them and not worry about anything ever.

>>46437997
My fellow loyal women enjoyer. Whatever word I use to describe the loyalty of Miss Yagokoro, there is always be a understatement. I am pretty sure than even spiritually superior beings haven't found such a word. If by any means you manage to break the "ice". (That is also a understatement.) She will be always by your side for eternity and beyond. That's is one of the qualities that make Miss Yagokoro a truly beautiful woman.

>>46437997
>Eirin is THE ride or diehu
Imagine being Lord Tsukuyomi right now.

>>46441653
I will always be wondering what kind of relationship they had.

>>46435655
Her expression when you tell her your feelings

>>46441653
Why would anyone want to imagine being someone who's still seething and pissing his pants at human technological development?
>>46438612
>>46440730
Incidentally, Eirin doesn't even make my personal top 10. Subjectively speaking there are others that I just happen to prefer more, even if I acknowledge Eirin has a lot of strong arguments in her favor. But even if I were to take those personal biases AND downplay her, I couldn't honestly rate her any worse than in the Top 5 most wifeable 2hoes.

Eirin is only loyal to herself.
You think her devotion to Kaguya is because of some special concern for her?
Pah, it is only because she considers giving her the Hourai Elixir her greatest mistake; she is so convinced of her own genius and perfection that after such a lapse in judgment she could only decide that the only appropriate course of action was to upend her life completely just to keep Kaguya away from the consequences of her actions.
But make no mistake, she does not do this for Kaguya's sake, but only for the sake of her own pride.

She's so wonderful.

>>46441924
But she does show care for the sisters. She's probably a big softie for anyone who she sees as being her responsibly.
Or she's a weak to cute girls.

>>46442017
She personally chose them as her successors as the leadership of the Lunar Emissaries. They're basically an extension of her own genius, and she only ever thought of them when the moon was being threatened. They slavishly follow her orders during SSiB, and if they applied any amount of critical thinking of their own instead of leaving it all to Eirin, they might've noticed Yuyuko and prevented Yukari from succeeding in her plans.
It always just boils down to Eirin taking any opportunity to look smug and thinking that she's the only one who can protect the moon; so convinced of her own superiority that she still takes action on the moon's behalf even now.

>>46442094
>thinking that she's the only one who can protect the moon
Have you SEEN the sort of decisions Tsukuyomi makes when he doesn't have a goddess of wisdom to help him think through the problems? Forget protecting the moon, Eirin's basically responsible for keeping it running with that guy at the wheel.

>>46442102
I didn't say anything about whether she's right or not. Just that this is how she thinks and what motivates her actions.

Besides, Tsukuyomi's decision to sit on his ass and wait for Eirin to do all the hard work clearly paid off. It probably would've been easier to just dick down Junko and call it a day, but you know Moonboi, he's always keeping himself pure for his wife (who hates him).

>>46438373
worth it.

>>46442135
I'd say she's more like his aunt, but given Lunarians...

>>46435941
what would happen if she sat on you? asking for a friend

>>46443414
thanks for asking for me, man. Was so scared...

>>46436153
Headcanon: Reisen was given her Lunatic Red Eyes ability by the Watatsuki sisters to torture dissident Moon Rabbits.

>>46443414
Suffocation, no breathing

>>46441778
Yes, yes.
>>46442102
>>46442135
>>46441653
Lord Tsukuyomi isn't the real Tsukuyomi, he's a idol created to spread a ideology like a massive cult. The Lunar Capital is built on lies and deceptions, alongside war and this Lord Pissuyomi is just a guru and idol leading cultists.

>>46438353
Yeah, I love Eirin's Perfectly Flat Cups, too.

canon size

>>46452315
Yeah, canonically flat.

>>46452765
Still would.
If you wouldn't, then you only liked her tits, not the vivisection mommy herself.

>>46453242
Of course. She's superior to Earthlings, after all, and we all know that impurity is stored in the breasts, so a perfectly pure woman like Yagokoro-sensei naturally does not have such disgusting things hanging off her chest.

Incidentally, this is also why Kaguya is so massively stacked, since in order to create a Pure Land with her power she needs to absorb the impurity and store it within herself, but she uses powerful Lunarian bindings to hide them, since it's so extremely improper for a princess to look like that. But it's a sacrifice Kaguya gladly makes to protect her subordinate's body.
It's also why Eirin killed Kaguya's adoptive family, so nobody was left to remember she shameful truth about the princess. Eirin is just such a kind and considerate woman.

>>46453533
I knew the truth a while ago. Kaguya showed me her massive, stacked moons. What amazed me aside from the her huge sexy nipples and pale complexion was how perky they were! They practically defied gravity! She only wanted me to see since we're so close. She even let me grope them and milk them for her which seem to relieve her. She also let me sleep on them like pillows!!

>>46453654
Nonsense! Kaguya would never do something so shameful.
Stop spreading those disgusting lies, Mokou.

>>46453760
She looked exactly like that in your picrel...so ashamed for being blessed in her chest. It took some breast fondling and kind words to make her realize just how beautiful she is and that she needn't be ashamed. I got took her out for a walk and we watched the stars together...

>>46453533
Why don't they force the impurity into Mokou?

>>46453654
>She even let me grope them and milk them for her which seem to relieve her.
What a slut.

>>46453774
Sounds like someone is hoping for another decade in the acid tank until they learn to keep their mouth shut.
>>46453785
Because Kaguya is a kindhearted and noble woman who would never inflict such suffering on anyone else, not even someone as pathetic and loathsome as the Fujiwara woman.

>>46435655
Hauuu!!~ I'm gonna take her home!!!!~~

>gets in the way of Junko's revenge
Dropped her down a peg for me.

>>46435655
Didn't she create a whole fake moon just to save Reisen from draft

ok but kaguya. eirin loves kaguya as much as i do... and eirin would make the perfect lab partner

en

>>46459151
Draft dodging is a sin according to Eiki

She's perfect.

>>46453806
She just trusted me, we're close.
>>46453863
Dunno why guys like you treat her more like a holy object than an actual woman with a body and needs.

she can satisfy my need for a genius lab partner

>>46462017
Walter?

well yeah. anyways, id fluff eirin's hair whether she likes it or not. it looks soft.

>>46462028
waltuh

>>46462472
>>46462028
Walter would be more Yukari's kind of guy imo

>>46462803
Why?

>>46462803
in my fanfic Walter gets a crush on Erin but once she rejects him he throws a huge fit and floods Gensokyo with meth

>>46464086
Bold to assume that Eirin hasn't made something c̶o̶o̶l̶e̶r̶ more potent than methamphetamine in all her time.

>>46435655
She's not as bad as Yukari.

>>46464128
but she wouldn't just sacrifice the health of everyone for the sake of her ego
r-right?

>>46464189
The bar has NEVER been lower.

>>46464212
Nonsense!
She'd do it just to see how'd they react to it.

I need to marry her

>>46470213
Get in line buddy.

>>46464128
>Waltuh makes 99.1+% pure meth
>Eirin thinks this is retarded
>why not make it 100% pure?
>her lunarian genes kick in and she makes fully pure meth
>it sucks

>>46470324
hoo cwote
But I was more thinking about weird moon drugs that also double as engine oil and replacement spinal fluid.

>>46470324
There's no such thing.
"Lunarians" are just upstart Earthlings who were so afraid of cooties that they fled to a dull rock to oppress and molest the natives there.

>>46435655
Alright boys listen up, were gonna pull something out of the old playbook to "defeat" our Targets. Divide and conqueror, you guys go after Eirin while I handle Kaguya.

>>46477420
It's snowing, how the hell are they sweating?

>>46470514
How do I join them?

>>46477465
Cuz they’re hot!
…
I’ll see myself out.

>>46477420
Momma