/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd rather burn down some buildings with her, that's more fun

cannot be compared to the motorcycle woman

Futo backwards is Otuf.

Otuf backwards is Futo
0_o

>>46407096
>>46407335
Woah, thou Anons are cooking

If futo had a penis she would be called futa
if futo was warm and soft she would be called futon
if futo was little she would be called cuto
if futo was a planet she would be called pluto

>>46407467
Mononobe yes Photo

I love this lewd old woman like you wouldn't believe.

futospeak makes me horny

>>46406788
Zhong Kui is the king of ghosts in Hell, a Taoist deity in Chinese mythology, traditionally regarded as a vanquisher of ghosts and evil beings. He is depicted as a large man with a big black beard, bulging eyes, and a wrathful expression. Zhong Kui is able to command 80,000 demons to do his bidding and is often associated with the five bats of fortune.

what it's like to date this girl?

verily, this ancient crone doth possess a bewitching allure

Ain't futo actually a lolibaba?

STORM! EARTH! HAVING LEFT THE LAND NIGIHAYAHI LOVED, THE HOLY MAIDEN GUARDING THE CROWN PRINCE ON HIS WAY TO TAO'S ENLIGHTENMENT, I, MONONOBE NO FUTO, HAVE NOW... wait, was I doing here, again?

. . .

Lo! Behold the storm, and the trembling earth! Having departed from the cherished lands of Nigihayahi, with the holy maiden as guardian, accompanying the crown prince on his path to the enlightenment of Tao, I, Mononobe no Futo, doth find myself... Yet, prithee, what purpose hath brought me hither once more?

>>46406788

SO HERE I AM

>>46409897
But she's still hip and cool!

>>46409994
Futo's gonna get charged with arson for that burn.

It's here! The first Futo Friday of the season!

I don't know about Futo Fridays, but I made some Futo porn tonight anyway.

https://files.catbox.moe/z2je7c.jpg

... Unrelated, I miss Kagehito's regular Futo output. His was a special kind of perverted. Nobody post the horsecock one.

>>46420674
>I
>Made

>>46420674
Your prompting is bad and she's out of character.

>>46420845
>Your prompting is bad
Explain?

>>46420845
>Your prompting is [HEADCANON]
Good enough to bust twice

This artist has made it impossible for me to see Futo as anything other than a boobhu.

>>46421716
it's not possible, futo and boobs just doesn't go together

>>46421736
I disagree!

>>46421736
It can kinda work if she retains a petite figure, oppai-loli-esque. Otherwise, nah. Futo's meant to be leggy and lithe.

>>46406788

>>46420674
How does one get good enough at writing Futospeak that it takes me a couple tries to understand what she's even saying?

>>46429438
Simply thou the verb to of the clause end shiftest, whilst the object the subject immediately followeth.

>>46429438
play limbus company

>>46431206
Isn't that a gacha?

>>46431264
Spread em, you tao slut!

>>46406788
>Futo's soft Tofus

But Futo is a plate...

>>46428786
This is mean D:

>>46432620
I want to throw her like a frisbee!

>>46437388
>>46432620
I want to lick her clean like the plate she is!

Futolicious~

futomalicious

>>46452025
A malicious Futo is a dangerous Futo.

>>46458717
Futo is always malicious tho.

>>46461010
Futo should be malicious when dealing with Buddhists. In fact, I made a naughty picture today exemplifying such a circumstance:

https://files.catbox.moe/5xf1f4.jpg

>>46464016
Nice Futobush

>>46464016
Evil taoist granny witch encouraging incest!! Dark arts tighten her skin and perk up her breasts but the gray hair does not lie!!! Old woman pubic hair!!!!

>>46464016
What the heck Futo!

My wife.

>>46469323
Sorry, your wife had a little mayo accident and it's my fault.

Oh? So you like Futo? Then...

Write a sentence the way she would say it.

>>46471044
“Wood youkai!” she jeered, spittle flying for effect. “Ptui! Curmudgeon! Craven! Of womenfolk afeared, are you? Of ballocks unpossessed! Come you here, that I may to you what-for show!”

>>46471110
yoink

>>46471044
"Kumoi? Ah, that baseborn craven wench of yon fane of Myouren. 'Tis a loathly hive of drunkards and despots the likes of which I hath seen not. Bring hither thine ear, that I may impress 'pon thee a dern. Yon quean thinketh she a maiden is. Nay, 'tis the case not. A magdalen, like as not. Methinks yon fane aflame wouldst better look. Nay, thou shalt not to others speaketh. Mine Crown Prince greatly disapprove wouldst."

>>46471110
>>46471223
How do you learn this power

Anon, are you aware that according to taoism, men should ejaculate only seven times a year? That is less than once per month. As a strict practicioner of the taoist arts, Futo would most likely impose these practices upon you too. Considering that she is greatly influenced by the chinese, and that the chinese are obsessed with feet, she would also likely use hers to "reward" you for properly practicing the arts. Is this really the kind of life you desire, anon?

>>46471743
>As a strict practicioner of the taoist arts

>>46471832
You cannot cop your way out of Futo's cock cage by posting such things, anon...I think she'll drop the amount of "releases" you are afforded for the first year of training down to 4 for this...

>>46471729
Not from the Boddhists.

>>46471729
Futospeak is a pathway to many neuroses that many consider autistic.

>>46471869
You have it backwards, anon. Taoist cum retention techniques are a pathway to many autistic neuroses that manifest in a myriad of forms, futospeak being one of them.

>>46471729
play limbus company

>>46471881
How did Futo retain her cum she doesn't have anything to cum with.

>>46472191
It's not the cum, technicaly speaking, it's sexual energies. Women don't discharge them quite like men do, and thousand years of no dicking, no rubbing while she was having her beaty sleep really cultivates some potent energies.

Is it appropriate to call Futo a hag?

>>46464068
>>46464100
>>46464132
Why was it deleted?

>>46480204
Buddhists own the website.

>>46479055
Have you seen anybody who acts and looks more youthful? Didn't think so.

>>46480204
It was an image truly unholy.

>>46488102
'twas a work most vile. 'tis best we acknowledge its existence not.

flat futo best futo

>>46488125
You were spared the follow-up panels. Count yourself as lucky.