/jp/ - Otaku Culture

hydranopoly

>voluntarily offering you and your dormouse wife to both become dinner for a jabberwock
It's a win-win.

>>46438109
I don't know what that word means but I know when I must be sacrificed for the good of the village

I want to be rivals with an edgy kunoichi, only to end up gradually falling head over heels for her, ending with me telling her how much I love her while grabbing her toned thighs as she calmy, yet smugly rides me in cowgirl position and replies with a nonchalant "I know" to my confessions.

>>46438112
its a portmanteau of hydra and monopoly, like based on the octopus monopoly

>>46438119
Fuck off fr*g

Office romance, love and parenthood.

>>46438119
At any rate I'm the man for the job

>Evil snake wishes to repent
>Asks you to help
Do you purify her into a good snake or corrupt her back into her evil ways?

Surael commands that you marry the harpy anon

>>46438196
I'm gonna re-corrupt her if she ever gets to pure.
Gonna tempt her by being a easy target and everything.

>>46438196
FIX YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES, WOMAN.

>>46438196
Neither. il just have sex with instead.

>>46438196
>Evil snake
No such thing, all of them are pure, good and perfect and deserve love, praise and adoration, and being loved by a snake is the highest honor for any man.

How many gold teeth is too much in a traveling tanuki saleswoman? And what would their beast of burden be? Realmbeast boar?

>>46438196
We will bring eternal night in our kingdom

>>46438220
Any gold teeth is a negative. It distracts from sniffing her breath and changes the complexion of the scent.

Eating unfertilized harpy eggs, yea or nay?
Eating fertilized harpy eggs, yea or nay?

>>46438289
Yea but make sure a egg is never unfertilized

>Out in the jungle
>See jinko
>Say hi
>ask her how her day is going
>No response
>Nice meeting you
>Walk past her
>Tackles me from behind onto the ground
>Flips me over
>Then rapes me
Why are jinkos so autistic?

>>46438312
Did you think we were joking when we told you not to redeem?

>What's up, handsome?

I'm gonna become a condom dealer in MGC. I hear there's good money to be made.

My mg was like "what if I made work and vacation the same thing?"

And then forgot the jungle kinda sucks.

>>46438111
why don't you do like your fantasies and die? go away, nobody likes this stupid vore shit.

Help! The alien catgirl from outer space broke into my home and ate all of my frozen shrimp!

>>46438623
... So, you need more frozen shrimp?

>>46438623
I get that reference.

>>46438446
Cute and chesty zapweasel.

>>46438629
as shrimple as that

>>46438196
I'd love to help her, but doesn't it mean she's already good if she wants to repent?

>>46438446
Always trust weasels.

>>46438950
*Always thrust weasels

>>46438466
I'm just imagining PSAs about anti-condom use and there being public hearings about the teen pregnancy problem (not enough teens are getting knocked up)

>>46438623
>>46438645
It's a good game, I love searching for alien signals in the Suisse's moutains but the ayyylmaos are a weird mix between monster girl and furry oc

>>46438999
do NOT anal the chesh

>>46439004
Too late

https://twitter.com/Puuyo_mge/status/1772115255730057287?s=20
he might be nuts but it's 8 pages of honeymoon cuteness

I hate how people think having a twitter account is normal nowadays.

>>46438989
I can imagine a show in MGE world in which they make condoms instead of meth, that's how illegal condoms are

>>46439118
>"Breaking condom"
>It's the thinnest and best condoms on the market, it makes you feel like you weren't even wearing a condom at all

>>46439020
Can you even comprehend the level of SMUG that you will have to endure from now on?

>>46439118
did you practice sex is a gateway to real sex?
ms pyrow knows

>>46439143
>ms pyrow knows
my childhood friend would never

>>46439073
How is half of this guys feed about loving Christ and all that, and the other half is his self insert fucking a child?
Is he catholic?

>>46439170
he's just based

>>46439140
She fall for me, I got the last laugh

I'm just a mean green mother who's in your face
so just give it up
it's all over ace!

>>46439073
Cute and funny goat wife.

>>46439192
>She fall

>>46439170
He's one of those christians who doesn't actually go to church or read the bible and instead follows his own version of christianity that he cobbled together from internet memes. It's pretty common these days.

Post pictures of wholesome black harpies please!

>>46439236
seems like one of the better ways to ingest religion, apart from the proselytizing

>>46439239
kill yourself please!

>>46439239
Doesn't get much more wholesome than this.
https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg

>>46439246
love yourself please!

>>46439228
Fell ?

>>46439246
You're loved, anon. And you matter. Never forget that. I hope you have a good day.

>>46439258
But sir, that's quite lewd, the opposite of wholesome!

>>46439259
Now this is what I'm talking about. Cute and wholesome and lovable! Thanks fren!

>She fall

>>46439288
sorry mis Haku! i meant "she falled".

>>46439297
she felt

>>46439276
kill yourself, please!

>>46439239
she found that thing you lost

>>46439288
Haha, smart cow pretty.
Mmm, big boob and milkies.
Give moo moo hug and milkie, smart cow!

>>46439311
That's very kind of her

>>46439311
i'd be impressed if i got pickpocketed by a harpy.
how does that even happen

>>46439288
Frog anon is quite dumb

what sort of behaviour does most dragonlets have in common? i need to know this before going to Dragonia.

>>46439337
One flies in front of you asking for a fry or chip or just flies down to compliment you. Her sister sneaks up behind you and very carefully pulls whatever shiny thing is it you have in your pocket, likely your phone, keys, foil wrapper, or coins you may be carrying. Happens in less then 15 seconds. The offending harpy is gone before you ever knew she was there.

Remember black harpies are the smartest of all harpies, even smarter than crow tengu! Pickpocketing is super easy for them, especially at night when their black hair and feathers help conceal them.

Post pictures of wholesome frog anon please!

>>46439368
dragonpups are like cats except they breathe fire sometimes

>>46439380
here, enjoy

>>46439405
Does chesh really have to me so smug when she's sucking dick

Man, the things I'd do for a black harpy wife. I want those wing hugs so bad. And I want to see her stash of picked up and stolen shiny things.

>>46439170
MGE fandom is insane.

>>46438105

>>46438111
I wish this spawned more knightly dormouse memes of fighting off the evil dragon, but nope.

>>46439465
one guy's forced meme is not going to cut it

>>46439465
Interesting idea for a comic, but I feel it would end badly. Sure, someone would make a comic of a dormouse defeating and knocking out a jabberwock. But then some shithead would make a comic of the jabberwock eating the dormouse, and that's not cool.

So yeah, let's not spread this particular thread canon.

>>46439465
That'd basically be acknowledging the forced meme, so whoever did that wouldn't feel the need to sidestep that element.

It's the spam random asian whores episode today.

I see mick is trying a new angle today.

He got so butthurt about getting called out for memeforcing he started spambotting random images again. Pure mental illness.

>He doesn't want to sniff danuki breath
Not gonna make it.

>>46439552
it is alright, i have not broken any rules.

>>46439569
>he says spamming 3DPD in the monster girl thread
Choke on a potato.

>>46439073
Thanks for sharing, really wholesome.

>>46438111
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>46439073
This has gave me the idea of a sport day festival, still I can't stop thinking about the matchmaking league, I can see why it would be the most popular for the singles and the housewives

This is a blessed thread.

Imagine greenworm being called out on 4mon and so she just starts spamming pictures of herself

>man obsessed with leveling up his wife
>keeps buying weird "suplements" and potions to use on wife or on himself to enhance mana production
>sent multiple letters to the DL and to several lilims asking about Lilith's Panacea

>>46439629
>Greenworm thinks she can win the argument by distracting Anon with lust inducing images
>thinks she is lust inducing
>she's right

>>46439545
>>46439483
I'm afraid to explain this to you, but it's not forced.

Guess we back to uggo western art.

>>46439698
>Guess we back
we never left

>>46439741
Need ice wife

>>46439735
What a disgusting display, at least kots are far more intelligent and classy

>>46439741
The undead disease "going-commando-itis" is rapidly spreading to the rest of the families. First werethe hags with their weak immune system, but it seems now even the isolated ice mgs have been infected. It's over for us. The obliteration of the undergarments is only a matter of time.

>>46439780
yes but a kot won't let me eat her ass unless I give her a fisho

>>46439741
Poor girl is all skin and bones.

>>46439872
On the bright side, some have actually started appreciating underwear.

ded hours

Miss Cupid fired a love arrow at me through my own window and missed, now I have it. I'm gonna jab HER with it when she enters my house thinking to finish the job. That ought to paralyze her.

>>46440051
>jab her with the arrow that will make her into a hypersexual rape and love machine in your own house
Anons are experts at coming up with the worst ideas possible, you will get drowned by kisses man

Can I get a cupid to nerdout over different bow types?

>>46438989
Condoms are fine for anal play
>lubricated for easy insertion
>keeps hubby's seed safe for later re-use
>monster girls dont have diseases but if they did then the condom would protect from that too
Every time a monster girl has a pack of condoms with her I assume she's a kinkier one.

https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1772092325730107455

Bathing with tentacle sister!
Cumming after getting accidentally molested by tentacle sister!

>>46439664
it is though

Can I use a cupid arrows or whatever they're made of to make love potions? Could I make a pill form of a love porion, to be used as an Eros-approved equivalent of a date-rape drug that doesn't end it's effect after just rape, and lasts "till death do you part"?

>>46439872
You can try helping to stop the spread by giving sexy lingerie to wear to young undead and ice monsters.

>>46439170
he's baptist
spidernon and aux are catholic
>>46439236
Proverbs 28:13 He who covers his sins will not prosper, But whoever confesses and forsakes them will have mercy.
Sanctification is a process

>>46440256
kill yourself faggot

Wock tan-lines

>>46440124
What a cool worm

>>46440324
Fatter.

>>46440346

>>46438196
She wants to repent and she's asking me for help? I mean, I guess I'll try but she shouldn't expect to end up as anything better than a decent snek.

>>46439135
But why are they blue?

>>46440293
Psalms 37:8

Lims

>>46440411
Alliagator milk is gatorade.

>>46440411
not sure what that that supposed to mean but
wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide

>>46440418
CoolLim

>>46440418
>Losenis
50% chance she's packing, are you feeling lucky?

>>46440060
>It's time for your hourly milking anon

>>46440445
no dicks

the illusion of choice.

>>46439719
It's great!

Which monster runs the miniature railway?

>>46440526
Fairies.

>>46440526

>>46440501
Just eat the snake.

>>46440418
Obey the lim.
Kiss the lim.

>>46440526
Anubis overseer. She makes sure all the fairies, living dolls, and mini-automatons arrive to their destinations on time.

>>46440256
Saying a Mexican is Catholic is about as observant as water being wet. Also who the fuck cares in the grand scheme of things.

>>46440501
Monsters are useless creatures for the most part. Thinking with their vaginas usually.

>>46440587
Hey now, these are the movers and shakers of MGE. Your betters, if you will.

>>46440587
>disrespecting bunkerchads
we run these threads, anon

>>46440595
What is there to respect when the bunker is dead?

>>46440256
>Proverbs 28:13 He who covers his sins will not prosper, But whoever confesses and forsakes them will have mercy.
Cool story, but openly displaying your sins while not having intent to stop is still just sinning.

>>46440638
Oh, I don't know, the fact that we're the only ones who bring any sort of new content and discussion while you impotently seethe and cry while your schizos do whatever they want. Not your thread anymore, get over it.

Bow to the High Queen of the Dwarves!

>>46440665
>we're the only ones who bring any sort of new content
Lol
LMAO even.

>>46439872
Yetis walk around in the snow wearing a fur bikini, if they can get away with it any snow monster can

>>46440736
Where's your nose.

>>46440758
Right here.

>>46440667
how can she be a high queen if she's a dwarf? Or is she constantly on drugs?

>>46440789
>how can she be a high queen if she's a dwarf?
Heels. Very high and sharpened heels.

>>46439884
eating ass is not normal, don't anon

>>46438105
what was the to-do list of monster girls KC made again, btw?

>>46440857
look it up in last thread
but basically it's whatever D&D and DQ monsters he hasn't made a girl for yet, plus Balrog mentioned in the Pyrow profile, plus a few other myth and legend girls including the typical short gray ayylien

>>46440847
I am beyond normal

Need snek. Need to be buried by at least 2 layers of fat scaly tail, With a hole used for the sole purpose of kisses.

>>46440867
Gonna be nice when we get a ayylmao so we can post nice alien girls without some autist throwing a fit.

Ah, to have a Kej wife and enjoy calm, peaceful days together.

>>46440909
Does she wear a hair net when she cooks?

>>46440876
>live eat fast ass

>>46440909
People call them boring, but a kej wouldn't go amiss.

>>46440867
I can't say I care that much.

>>46440923
obviously this means do not eat (fast) until you are starving and then eat ass

>>46439135
>Tuca the taco cat test the product with her boyfriend
>"tight! tight! tight!"

The greatest question in life is in monster girl world is goblin slayer considered a hero protecting monster girls or a demon slaying peaecful but rapey green monster girls.

>>46440919
>Bag of holding but it's a hair net
>Takes it off right before she sits at her place at the table
>All her hair comes out all at once.

>If they win, you become their cum pump
What will they do if (You) win?

>>46441022
Agree to leave peacefully far away from human lands. Then at some point down the line they find me at my weakest and remember I didn't let them stay and make me their cum pump anyway.

>>46441022
They cant win nor lose. I dont have uno.

>>46441057
This is degenerate. I love the idea of taking trophies from each monster girl you screw though.

>>46441022
become their cum pump

>>46441066
>Have smoke hobo wife
>Have an entire room dedicated to every monster girl you've fucked
>Dragon tooth, harpy feather, unsigned demon contract, the works!

Beeg tigers are good, but I also like petite tigers

>>46441095
One big DEX tiger, please.

>>46440923
Dumb Holstaur larping as a Haku. The norm is reading left to right, and then top to bottom.
The better question is why the a in eat is also capitalized.

>>46441123

One WUR m please

>>46441152
We only have wurms, is that okay?

>>46441139
With such amount of fat I bet that's an INT tiger

>>46441161
does she have a lot of WUR?

STR, INT and DEX

I don't have anything to fear from hebis because I am not a slut.

>>46441193
Sounds like something a slut would say...

>>46441184
DEXDEXDEX!

Reminder to have sex

>>46441184
>rare instance of an Anubis failing her INT check
>misjudged where to place her foot

>>46441184
But they’re all stronger, smarter and faster then me! How am i supposed to compete?

>>46441183
Yeah, she's minmaxed on it.

kot

I would like a wurmted blanket

Spidercow, Spidercow, does whatever a spidercow does.

>>46441281
can she swing from a web?
no she can't, she's too fat

>>46441217
This is when you cut your losses and join their party.

>>46440060
>>46440472
Sorry but my record is 6 times in 24h, so every 4 hours max.

>>46441184
Imagine the foursome

>>46441304
Why would they accept? I dont have anything to offer combatwise, and it says that id get 3 different debuffs if i join them.

When the radicals aim to corrupt a prince, they don't directly target him but instead his pretty bodyguard.

What's going on with KC this time?

Here's your love interest, anon

>>46441375
She's all woman now and has the body of a supermodel so why should being an Alp matter?

>>46441363
Some guy he was following retweeted NTR, so to deal with this problem permanently and clean his TL, he'll just unfollow everyone.

>>46441375
Eh, a cute girl is a cute girl. Still gonna call her a fag when I fill her womb though.

>>46441375
It's not gay if she can get pregnant

>>46441363
Made of glass as always. Most sane people would just unfollow that one guy or turn off retweets but despite making great content the man himself is almost as menhera s Mick.

>>46441395
Damn, Hopefully he at least continues following some his most hardcore of fans, like w_sansaga

Claustrophyte or saccophyte?

>>46441439
>Made of glass as always
That's just all Jap artists in general.

>>46441491
I'm claustrophobic so none of them.

>>46441184
! !

>>46441496
https://twitter.com/w_sansaga/status/1772149272563040612
You're not wrong. It's crazy to see the logic western sjws use to justify wanting to ban loli or "objectifying women" in video games being used by japanese artists.
Like I get NTR is shit but the thought process on display here is shocking.

>>46441520
I'm glad that Elon Musk has purchased X and then proceeded to based the site up. I think he should purchase 4chan as well so he can delete /lgbt/, clear the troons out of the moderation and clear out the Reddit invaders that have occupied several boards like /k/.

>>46441520
Maybe i'm reading your comment wrong, but it doesn't seem like they're advocating to ban NTR

>>46441491
saccophytes got that predatory onee-san energy, like a regura girl. so her

>>46441536
Both those boards shouldn't exist. 4chan should primarily be an anime focused site. Keep the vidya boards at least because japanese games exist.
>>46441537
It's less calling for a ban and wanting to treat characters like real people with feelings that deserve respect. That's the same shit twitter retards push to try shut down loli etc.

>bunkerfaggotry mentioned
>completely off-topic /pol/shit appears
Really fucking makes you think

>>46441568
>completely off-topic /pol/shit appears
/pol/ is the heart and soul of 4chan. No matter the board or thread, it's always on-topic.

>>46441439
You miss out on the gems of MGE metaposting if you do that.

https://twitter.com/IllustOgre/status/1771853319931068505?s=20
cowpriest

>>46441359
Former heroes and fallen angels make the most dangerous monsters. Avoid at all costs!

>>46441568
Report and move on. The /pol/ kiddies would have a really bad day if the portals opened, lmao.
Gonna guzzle a gender-change potion and have sex with my waifu just to spite them.

>>46441552
>It's less calling for a ban and wanting to treat characters like real people with feelings that deserve respect.
My friend, they are not real.

Forget about this autism. Let's talk about fox tiddies.

>>46441152
we don't have wurms in white/blue/red, but I do have a wurm in white/green, and a colorless Artifact Wurm that synergizes with blue/red

I'm going to post another kejourou

I'm gonna headpat Officer Hellwan when she pulls me over. That way she'll know I'm a good and honest person!

>>46441520
Used DeepL for translation.
>Yes, ...... characters are not just pictures, but like us, we want you to >think of them as having a personality and treat them with care, as if they >were living counterparts, and if you can get people to love your content in >that sense, then there is nothing more to be said.
I'm sure this is partially due to the machine translation but that's a strange way to say that you don't want your characters drawn in a certain way.
I understand KC doesn't want to see NTR fanart/fics of his characters, but he can just ignore it, this is the internet.
This line of thinking could also backfire and outright prevent some fanart from appearing, assuming he was actually able to control that. KC needs a hug from a Bogey whenever he goes on these kinds of tangents to calm down.

>>46441320
I'm not sure if I want to fuck this.

A maid is happiest when cleaning

>>46441508
Those horns, is that an Alp?

>>46441613
A drunk anon create an infinity of cleaning needs

>>46441491
Claustrophyte. She's a goddess of bhop. Like a speed demon!

>>46441520
>logic western sjws use
Pretty sure those posts are basically another way of saying "I've created and drawn these characters enough that I really don't like seeing NTR/weird shit of it without people even asking me", like how a good few artists ask others for permission to draw weird shit first out of simple courtesy.

>>46441491
Pinus Venus

>>46441491
Both of these are terrible for the fetish they should have. Which is dissolving anon and turning him into plant food.
Literal water in the case of whatever that one was called and I'm not sure what the flytrap could turn people into but I guess it would have been a good chance to turn a man into a pitcher plant like out of mario that can catch monster girls and molest them.

>>46441616

>>46441651
>dissolving anon and turning him into plant food
wtf man monster girls may be monsters but they're not a "kills people" kind of monster

>>46441652
Nice. His style is so distinctive.

>>46441613
Just imagining a loli Kikimora being energetic and cleaning some walls while I pound her from behind makes me smile!

>>46441614
I don't think Alps have any external features that mark them as such, including horns specific to them. I think the only way to know is if she tells me, or by all the masculine symbols they tend to wear.

>>46441610
He needs actual therapy, I feel bad for him.

>>46441680
The bigger than normal tails, that's why never stick your dick in a Succ that doesn't show you her tail

>>46441677
Anon you're just making more of a mess!

>>46441686
Big Alp tails are hot, same as big spades

>>46441666
They're whatever I feel like writing at the time.

>>46441682
basically every other person on the planet needs a mental health checkup, but we live in a society where you can't even trust your doctor.

i wish monster girls were real so i could go to Dr. M. Flayer and get my brain scaned and cleaned of stupid things like autism and attention disorders and whatever makes it difficult to talk to people face to face

>>46441700
My trips beat your dubs, and therefore i label you a shit writer with inconsistent character and world building. May you fuck off and be forevermore exiled from posting in this thread.

>>46441491
which one smells better?

>>46441695
I want to make that belly swollen with my baby

>>46441359
>>46441388
hope we may see more nice blank background versions of such characters made, like wit Druella.

>>46441751
I understand.

Why doesn't KC make more loli Monster Girls?

>>46441773
Draw them yourself.

>>46441601
Flat fox.

>>46441773
Because all of them can be lolis sin they are not born being adults

>>46441773
Like it or not he uses patreon now and patreon ban lewd loli

>>46441793
I'm actually really surprised he hasn't been banned off of patreon. Especially with the even more draconian "consent" policy for NSFW content.

>>46441804
I think it's just that they haven't noticed.
Happens with a lot of NSFW creators. They go on for like 1-2 years and then get booted.

>>46441804
To be fair, its not poorly stolen content masquerading in the flesh suit of another person's property.

>>46441608
I want to slap a Kejourou's ass and see her hair tense up in surprise.

Be careful when going out drinking with business wolves, you might wake up to find your company merged with theirs due to a “marriage contract”

>>46441868
What a random thing to say.

>>46441902
Don't be fooled- white collar monster office workers are just as likely to engage in a little "proactive marriage" as any other group, they tend to be a bit more subtle and tricky about it. Be wary when signing anything!

>>46441705
If our poor western soldiers weren't being pumped full of (((vaccines))) then we'd have soldiers like this.

I just wanna be a evil wizard. It just sounds like a hell of a lot of fun messing with random towns, making a massive magic tower with traps and challenges and have young monster adventurers try and stop me. Goo way to level up in a mid level zone.

>>46441944
I want to
>be isekaied
>get spellbook
>become necromancer
>raise dragon loli
>raise jiangshi, death knight catgirl wight, and bookworm dracolich as the rest of my heavenly kings
>spread throughout the land with a corrupting frozen wind
>???
>profit
Everyone knows any self respecting villain has an elite four to delegate everything to and then avoids doing anything administrative until the enemy is at the gates so I will just do that.

>>46441788
>Flat
I'm sorry but I like titties.

The slimes are free, you can just scoop them up into a bucket.

Whenever she hears raging she takes a life away.

how do i remove a foxes stench once theyve rubbed themselves on me? all my classmates keeps saying that i stink...

This elf's grandmother is a Holstaurus.

>>46441900
Be careful that she doesn't respond in kind with her hair

>>46442010
You don't want to. They are saying that out of jealousy.

>>46442010
It is too late anon. You must marry the fox!

>>46442010
wash yourself in your friendly bucket slime >>46441999
make sure to get a soap-scented slime in the slime store for this, though. other smells might stink a bit too

>>46442036
This vampire's grandmother is a danuki.

>>46442047
im not going to trade one stink for another.
>>46442040
>>46442043
this isnt funny guys. ive showered every day for 5 days now it just wont go away. miss Inari is a nice lady and all, but she looks like shes twice my age. theres no way it would work out between us.

Man I love bees

>>46442078
It makes sense that a lot of vampires are of the people like that. It's practically folk legend.

>>46442010
Ah yes, the shameful odor that alerts your classmates of the fact that you have been visiting the lonely fox neighbour for more than just tea, chatter and borrowing sugar.

>>46442091
I JUST TASTE TESTED HER CAKE. WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP?!

>>46442099
>TASTE TESTED HER CAKE
Heard that one before. Old foxes are well known for having some nice cake.

>>46442099
I want to taste the Troll cake

>>46442078
>>46442089
Especially considering tales where vampires are an allegory for oppressive aristocrats.

>>46442114
Are we talking about cake again?

>>46442147
So many kinds to choose from!

>>46442149
I had considered kej, but I had not considered kej butt.

>>46442150
Kej butt is always something to consider.

>>46441491
Saccophyte. I like both of them but the outward calm, motherly personality coupled with their extremely violent sexual aggression + pheromones is really doing it for me at the moment
Also, saccophyte is taller.

Not sure how to feel when the 7 foot tall JK starts teasing me about being short. I'm almost twice her age!

>>46442242
You should feel ashamed for being a manlet.

>>46441491
>suckonfeet
not this one that's for sure

>>46442180
Bitch, you don't need that many earrings.

>>46441682
I feel he needs to get a filter. Literally or figuratively. The man just lets everything he doesn't like get to him.

what would a demon silver guillotine do

>>46442294
On men? Pass out and erection.
On women? Dullahan.

>>46442294
It comes off and they take it away as punishment to violate it in private.

>>46442294
>demon silver guillotine
>Hole isn't big enough to put your head through
> :^)

kiss kot?

>>46442330
Only on the snoot.
Where is hers?

>>46442330
She smells like fishe. I may as well just go to a river to kiss a fishe instead.

>>46442346
Holy shit chesho 'Fishe lips' kot will never recover from this!

>>46441491
Claustro until someone writes a saccophyte story

>>46442378
is she levitating?

>mole girls when they learn about whac-a-mole

>>46442435
>This is racism, I demand a husband as reparations.

If I married a sandworm, do you think she would let me keep my pet cat? He's a really sweet guy and I don't wanna let him go.

>Start a mens right activist movement in MGC
>Get a surprising amount of support
>CEOs want you to come and have talks about how to get men into monster dominated spaces, Get men into leadership roles, and so on
>Even the monster mayor of MGC donates to your cause
>The monster girls are just happy someone will make men something more than house husbands and get the subby girls something to pine after.
>Also all the companies really want a hot IT guy so the monsters will work harder to impress him

>>46442473
I don't think your cat would want to be anywhere near, or god forbid, inside the sandworm.
Sandworms are for solitary anons, get used to that.

>>46442246
i like this autistic ADHD sandcat
one of the most friends ever

>>46442511
Would she play Helldiver 2 with us?

>>46441491
Neither because Kelpie is better than both of them and you can take that to the bank.

>>46442535
>horsepussy

>>46442561
Look man, all them mamono are green and if it's one thing I learned in school once you go green you'll never be clean.

>>46442526
no, that game is racist anti-bug and anti-automaton propaganda, it's forbidden to play under current monster girl laws.
plus she'll get distracted ~15 minutes in and will forget all about it a few seconds afterwards

I will take an army of men with me and we will raid the Elven village and plunder all their goods and take it back home with us in the name of the good of mankind. Nobody will be able to stop us.

so what's that new "candlegeist" girl like?

>>46442701
She's alright. Nothing really out of the ordinary. Basically a wax golem/revenant from the regrets of used up candles. Has troubles expressing her feelings and has panic attacks if you're in a bright place with her because she can't be of full use as a "candle". When you have sex with her alot, her flames burn brighter and hotter and allow her to melt away the kuudere mask during sex.

>>46442294
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_II#Blade_of_Salvation
fairly similar, i'd guess

>>46442701
Not the place to discuss it.

>>46442649
The problem with raiding elven villages is you find priceless ancient artifacts to steal and the elves just end up giving away their old junk. Meanwhile anything new has value to them solely because it's new.

What do we think of elves?

>>46442904
consolation prize

>>46442859
Where then would be the right place?

>>46442904
Sex
Sex with elves

>>46442939
you shouldn't talk to crazy people. it's not productive

>>46438105
Ever since the internet has rediscovered the Chilean TV version of the Star Wars Original Trilogy featuring the famous Cerveza Cristal beer advert memes. Satyr mamono and Red Onis have now been drinking Cerveza Cristal beer everywhere.

Where do you guys imagine meeting your preferred girl the wilderness a neutral city or a monster kingdom etc

>>46443016
I heard that specific beer is shit, so Satyrs would stick to better brews.

How do I stop monster girl police officers from sexually harassing me?

>>46443063
Get yourself a monster girl wife

>>46443063
be a good boy

What are we reading?

Why is this thread full of gachaslop that isn't even Japanese?

>>46443063
You can't, it's a lose-lose situation when the MG officer stops you for an inspection because she thought you were being “suspicious” and begins groping your crotch, but if you resist she has the full right to pin you down and rape you

>>46438105
Roma Invicta has been successfully campaigning against and even enslaving enemy mamono a long time ago. What excuse does The Order or MGE's HRE have for nut being as successful???

>>46443101
there's a guy that hates a japanese dude(who doesn't know who he is)

Oh great. this song just summoned the devil and now I have to set an extra place for dinner.

>>46442859
>discussing monster girls in a monster girl thread, is somehow inappropriate...
get a load of this smooth-brained anon

When the portals open, what strategy do (You) have to hold out as a single man for as long as it takes to find your ideal wife?

>>46443199
get a shirt with a shirohebi on it

>>46443199
I'd probably just ignore it as a younger man's game, and keep doing my usual day-to-day life, but with mamono.
Like living in a slice of life anime!
And then some day I'd get ambushed by my wife.

>>46443199
I'd just stay inside, it probably wouldn't take long for Holstaurs to show up in my area.

>>46443208
Real Anons of Genius
>Wear shirt with a Shirohebi on it on Day of the Portals.
>Shiro approaches you at MAX VELOCITY.
>Looks SLIGHTLY different than depicted on your shirt.
>"WHO IS SHE?"
>"WHO. IS. SHE!?!?!?!?!?"
>Blue flamed for 36 hours straight.

>>46443105
>enslaving the pharaoh and her court
haha oops! all your children are egyptian!

>>46443241
>it a photo of her sister
aw fug

>>46443199
When the portals from the MGE world happen. White bois and white Western anons everywhere will all go:

>"Come here brown woman, it's time to racemix!"

>>46443199
My ideal wife is an eel. I'm near a river, but not one with eels in it or anywhere near Asia. I'd probably just sumen succubis and be happy with what I get rather than risk going after someone harder to find with the potential of getting caught by something acceptable but less ideal. Succs are high on my list anyway.

>>46443254
She's more of a pale green, thank you kindly.

I want to meet my wife by sacrificing myself for the good of humanity and entering a last stand against the monsters!

>>46443274
sir this is an ihop

>>46442939
The place where you post it.