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Hurry up!

>> No.4641158

Wait! Let me put my pants on!

>> No.4641162

>>4641158
you mean take them off

>> No.4641163

Go on without me. The outdoors are a pain.

>> No.4641165

you're just going to fly away again

>> No.4641166

If you hadn't noticed, I'm being mauled by a fucking deathclaw. God, you are the worst companions ever.

>> No.4641169

>you will never frolic in a field with your favorite toohoo

>> No.4641174

and then the alarm sounded

>> No.4641184

>>4641169
Don't tell me what I can and can't do. I will eventually frolic in the field with my favorite Touhou because computers will advance to such a level that simulating an entire world will be no hard task, much less simulating all possible minds (and therefore, my mind and the fictional mind of my favorite Touhou).

>> No.4641187

>>4641166
Use the unofficial patch. Companions will aggro on everything within three miles and exterminate the wasteland while you watch.

Or bring about 20 giant rad scorpions to your position. Whichever happens first.

>> No.4641195
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"Be carreful Reimu-chan ! There's a huge slut on your right ! Get away I'll take care of her !"

-Reimu steps away and Aya looks at me bewildered-

"I am the bone of my sword..."

>> No.4641196

>>4641184
No need, Gensokyo is over there. Step inside.

>> No.4641198

>>4641152
And then you woke up, you thought you were in Gensokyo for a second but you are on your bed, watching around you, dirt, garbage, doujin, used tissue, your computer still on...
No you weren't in Gensokyo, you are just a prisonner of your own life, doing the same things every day, every month every year, until you die.

>> No.4641206

>>4641162

But we just fucked! Skirts are so convenient...

>> No.4641208

>>4641198
Nice effort, but you need to work on your writing a bit to pull posts like that off.

>> No.4641226

>>4641198
life is freedom.

>> No.4641248
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>>4641226
Death is prison! Cast off the shinigami oppressors, and RISE UP!

>> No.4641259

>>4641198

Well shit, there goes my day...

>> No.4641266

>>4641248
I don't know a lot about death... I'm immortal. (so far)

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>>4641184

note to self:

When the matrix actually happens IRL our google-hivemind overlords will have no problem pacifying /jp/. Simply simulate a harem of touhous to fuck (and cuddle with) and they'll submit.

My body used as a battery in return for banging Kogasa for the rest of my days? I just might take it.

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4641273

Hurry up and get out of there!

>> No.4641277

>>4641273
Fuck off.

>> No.4641288

>>4641273
I want to say that's great, but you used material from Command and Conquer 3, which doesn't exist.

And you didn't fit Kane in there, anywhere. Kane would be a Touhou, after all.

His baldness is his hat.

>> No.4641291

>>4641288

I didn't make it.

>> No.4641312

>>4641291
Reposting others original content? That's a bannable offense.

>> No.4641320

>>4641312
I don't think so, criminal scum.

>>4641291
Well, my comments still stand.

>> No.4641336 [DELETED] 

ANOTHER TOUHOU THREAD?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>4641336
you rather have a vocaloid one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=694Hr43OW28&feature=related

>> No.4641356

>>4641351
Ignore the troll please kind sir.

>> No.4641386

Oh hey, its Kilga! How's it going?

>> No.4641391

>>4641386
Oh hey, its Kilga! How's it going, idiot?

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