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>She was very hazukashite to have made such a buta of herself.

>She was asleep
I stopped reading there.

>>4640812
Google seems to >imply
something along the lines of "She was very embarrassed to have made such an ass of herself."

> Today while I was waiting for class to start, I fell asleep and had a dream

You arrived 90+ minutes early to class? That, or you have REM stages faster than everyone else?

>>4640814
She's about to get raped, isn't she?

>>4640823
You've never fell into slumber during the day? You start dreaming almost immediately.

>>4640830
shes sleeping you hentai baka
-__- shinjirarenai

>>4640845
Gomen ni!

>>4640830
It's not rape.

in a fast dream, i was in a 3D game and i was controlling... Bkub's Chen, and in 3D what the fuck ! too bad i woke up after, i was really surprised by this dream and it was my first dream about touhou

i was in a sort of mansion and the mission was to get outside of this place quickly, Chen was outside in front of the mansion but there were no bridge to cross because to get out of this place you must cross a bridge and there were nothing, but Ran was in the other side and saw Chen so she made a bridge with her own body but i remember nothing after because i woke up, it was the most fucked up dream since i've dreamed about Fatal frame, Ring and the grudge mixed, shit was so grimdark by the way

>>4640884
>grimdark
Get out.

>>4640797
What were you doing sleeping and dreaming with toohooes when you're supposed to be studying??

>>4640897
From analyzing the dream, he's gts vore fan.

Last night I had a dream where I took loli Flan to fuck in a small bathroom. Then the police came, and luckly I wasn't arrested. Then I proceeded to get a slut Aya(too bad you weren't there to see, she was a top level slut) to fuck in the bathroom, but then I took off my headphones and she disappeared.

>>4640927
>she was a top level slut
Oh I know. And am frequently reminded.

>>4640908
Not so, but if Suika wanted to eat me I probably wouldn't put up much of a fight.

I wish I remembered my dreams.

>>4641683
I still have nightmares.

Yesterday I had a dream about "Wriggle", a mix of a spider with a grasshopper which I was supposed to kill. That bitch was fucking huge, bigger than an open hand.

>>4641793
That is not Wriggle

>>4641793
That's scary. Also, I love your pic.

>>4641835
Well, I and other people in my dream called it Wriggle.

>>4641847
THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT WRIGGLE

>>4641793
>>4641840
I humbly request the name of this artist.

>to have made such a futa of herself.

>>4641793
>>4641840
Oh God that face. So...adorable...

I just had a glorious dream during my afternoon nap.

In it, the entire nation of Egypt had renounced Islam in favor of Pharaonism, and replaced Arabic as their national language with kemetic.

The Iranians had become Zoroastrians, and the Ayatollah was hanging from a tree with a traffic cone up his ass, and hot Persian bitches were dancing in the streets and fornicating with each other. Ahmajinedad was still President, but he was a lovable roguish asshole instead of being just an asshole.

The nation of Turkey has ceased to exist. In its place, the country was full of Orthodox Christians, the capital was Constantinople and the ruler was some dickhead calling himself the Emperor of Rome and demanding the barbarian nations of the European Nation to pay tribute to his manifest greatest. For some strange reason they were still incredibly pissed off at the Greeks living in Greece, and were still blasting Hellenic Air Force aircraft out of the sky. This made the Greeks angry, because they had expected to be welcomed with open arms. The Greek PM full to Germany, where he was buttraped by Sarkozy and Merkel with a strap-on. The two of them seemed extremely jubilant with new Turkey, and were falling over each other like slobbering dogs to welcome not-Turkey into the EU.

Iceland was being bombed by the UK and Dutch Marines, and instead of doing anything to help naked American airmen were dancing up and down the flightline at Reyjavik airbase, trying to see who could last the longest before catching hypothermia.

And then I was woken from my dream by the sound of the muezzin in the mosque nearby calling the faithful to prayer ;_;

>>4645103
...cool story bro.

>>4645103
That sounds like a glorious dream.
After playing Crusader Kings for years, it pains me to have Turkey exist and not be Byzantium. As someone with a good sense of history, it also pains me to see most of the middle east as Muslim.
Persian and Byzantine Empire ;_;