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wet dog

Ah well, we'll see how it works out.

>>46396240
The other thread has a gacha spammer OP, but that particular girl seems to sneak past the thread's detectors.

>>46396245
It's because nobody cares about gacha monster girls.

Zombie undressing

>tfw no monster girl mommy will tell me to jerk off to her while she watches

>>46396263
I'm not charity though ,they hag as to jerk me off herself

Me and my level 100 girlfriend going on a date.

>>46396283
I don't deserve that kind of treatment.

haha what's an aquatic monsters favourite thing?
Sea men!

>>46396245
Probably because that particular girl doesn't have that much art, so there's less of her to spam.

>Anon unseals the fox
>Shes a Saturday morning cartoon villain type of evil
>Anons is dragged into endless shenanigans as the "hapless minion" who gets caught up in the grand battle between Evil (his wife) and Good (those prissy goody two shoe heroes that foil her every plot)

>>46396333
Yes, she's a good girl.
So good she lets you work on her farm.

>>46396290
>100 levels in girlfriend
>still only dating
You know you're supposed to marry her at some point, right?

>>46396290
I want to play videogames with a level 1 girlfriend.

>>46396283
That fat eldritch abomination is so fucking hot and meaty
God I love hags

>>46396262
I really like this artist's zombie cop

>>46396383
Hags love you too anon, sadly they can't cross the barrier to satisfy your needs.

>>46396345
>You know you're supposed to marry her at some point, right?
LOL. LMAO.

>>46396407
What am I supposed to tell my kids when their mother is still my girlfriend and not wife?

>>46396422
Coparenting is fashionable these days, you'll be fine. Yes, it's a little strange that you both live in the same house, sleep in the same bed and don't see other people, but it's the current year.

>>46396259
too hairy

I need severe hag correction

>>46396458
faggot

Monsters with big bushes?

someone here requested me to draw a harpy with an egg, though I fucked up the egg somewhat
oh well

>>46396486
I didn't notice the egg right away, but that's a neat birb.

>>46396486
Very nice.

Here's a cute (snake) kot

>>46396484
Tanukis with big bush...y tails, of course! You'll have to pay them to see if the carpet matches the drapes, though.

>>46396558
Very nice.

>>46396562
Yup.

>when the succuvirus starts sending her cybersuccs after you

>>46396591
as long as it isn't a trojan (hoss robot)

>>46396591
>>46396605
We already had this (Wurm).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ILOVEYOU

>>46396484
don't ask a dryad to see her shrubbery

Dog girls are man's best friend with benefits!

Snake milk is very nutritious.

fat. squishy. tail.

There are foxes in this thread right now that are trying to trick you.
Don't be a victim, Anon.

>>46396855
it's fine...

>>46396768
I want to give all fat tails an oil massage

>>46396855
shes just giving me a lap-pillow. there no way she can do anything bad wh-

>>46396855
Foxes and gorillas are not real though

>seeing a succubus/demon you really like
>you try to kiss her and she avoids it
>she tells you that you can't do that
>she says you have to marry her first to take her chastity, just as the Lord intended

>>46396896
>

>Get fox'd, loser

>My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do…I just love this world, and the lonely human boys living on its surface. Being a wife is noble, even sacred, and I want couples to snuggle silently. This is the time of marriage and no man shall be single. And I will put in the cradle as many babies as I can. It’s time for me to bless. And it’s time for me to wed. My nuptial crusade begins here.

>>46396882
Shame, gorilla girls would be wife material.

>>46396913
>fox takes all your salaryman levels
>now she has to salarywoman
no takebacks

Ms Cupid, I want the gloomiest monster so I can cuddle her silly and make her smile again

>>46396921
>I'll look for you. I WILL find you. And then I'm going to marry you.
>Good luck.

>>46396932
now YOU gotta do the naked apron cooking, complete with
>would you like a bath, dinner or...?

I wanna challenge the over chuuni lizard girl at school to be my arch nemesis.
My weapon? The demon silver gun I stole from my uncles closet.

>>46396974
>The fox's master plan was to make anon consistently grill her burgers and steaks
Devious beings.

>>46396974
that line never really hit with me
maybe i'm too much of a shower guy

>>46396997
You must be at least 18 years old to post here.

>>46397012
Tis' a joke anon. Did you think I actually stole a gun as well?

>>46397001
>she will become fat and lazy

>>46397017
Internet is serious business.

>>46397017
Considering the amount of murican posters here, its likely you could have
just maybe not with silver in it

>>46397022
oh no!

>>46397022
the true endgame

>>46397024
It's good to know we live in a society of laws that'll put scum like that hound in prison

>>46397035
>>46397042
Wont be so smug when the fat lazy fox decides you are her pillow and not the other way around

>>46397035
the red fox is the largest of foxes

>>46396855
I'd willingly fall for a fox, no tricks required.

who thought it was a good idea to let monsters hide their level? you know how humiliating it is to reject a duel from a msgk lolibaba, whos clearly lying about her level?

>>46397068
don't fight girls
ez

>>46396591
nice, someone to game with
now if only he succuvirus could solve my money problems too, then i could spend all the time in the world with her and her army of robot drones

>>46396486
cute birb

Foxes are too powerful.

>>46397064
Don't be like that, it's less fun if she doesn't have to work for it. That would be like walking up to a manticore and begging to be milked dry by her godly tail. Like, she'd do it, but she'd have a look of disgust on her face until at least your first cum shot.

>>46397110
every beast monster eventually evolve into foxes. mofu is simply too powerful.

I'm gonna tell a boggy her puns aren't funny. Sex jokes are funny.

We talk a lot about the monstergirls themselves, but what about some magic Items they use?
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll for monstergirl(or pick one if you want), and tell me what kind of items they use, or are derived from her mana or otherwise, as well as where one might find/how to make it, and any effects it has.
I'll start.
>Blood red tea
>Made from zipangu leaves, this tea is not just any tea. It is harvested from the forests in the northern region, which are well know to house a great variety of dangerous mamono, Ushi Onis being the most common among them.Its gathering isn't without peril, and an unprepared adventurer might find themselves with a new "traveling companion" if they get distracted or lost. However, the potential positives outweigh any dangers, being highly sought after by Inari for its ability to clear the mind of any strong emotions and even elevate the thoughts of the consumer to a zen like state. It is no coincidence then, than these leaves are also used to calm down rampaging Ushi Onis in that region. A sip from it will make even the angriest cow demon into a... normal mamono capable of conversation.

>>46397134
>boggy
I meant Bogie.
Well, turns out I'm the clown after all...

>>46397134
>boggy

>>46397142
Please understand, I'm retarded.

Hit snooze 22 times in a row

>>46397135
>Apophis
I instantly thought "some kind of strong alcoholic drink with diluted venom in it" but that might already be an official item.

>>46397135
>weresheep
Hmmm. I'm not nearly creative enough for this. I'd bet they have a lotion of some sort that negates the worst of their post-shearing craziness. Apply before bed so you actually get some sleep.

>>46397147
Is she a deep sleeper?

>>46397135
The Dormouse and Satyros factions once partnered together to create the best beverage in all of creation. After consumption, you would experience the most joyful drunkeness and slumber you had ever experienced.

>>46397208
So... what happened to it? Did they seal the recipe away after realizing what they had created?

>>46396222
Hebi sisters shenanigans

>>46397135
Got Hakutaku.

>Pearl of Ten Thousand Droplets ( 萬滴明珠 )
>A peculiar pearl formed from an over-abundance of mana within a Taisui, resembling an open eye. Unlike the consumption of the meat of a Taisui by her spouse, which grants the man the wisdom and knowledge to become a great Sage or Xian, consuming the Pearl has an even stranger effect. Incidentally, rather than granting super human intelligence, true to its name, it will grant the consumer a patchwork of small and often times frivolous knowledge, making their thoughts impossible to decipher until the effects wear off. Commonly, these are used as practical punishments by Hakutaku against rowdy students or in the bedroom to spice up their love lifes.
>"You're stupid, I like that in a man."

>>46397226
wait there's 3 of them now???

>>46397250
Monsters tend to make more monsters

>>46396591
whats a succuvirus and should I get vaccinated against one?

>>46397099
>now if only he succuvirus could solve my money problems too
Creeping Bitcoin would be helpful.

>>46397249
finally i can keep up with ms hatter's bants

>>46397126
and yet all those foxes then become cows. curious

>>46397255
Based.

Malef is the one monster you can be assured will call up her daughter to ask if she's pregnant yet

>>46397376
i wonder what having a mara houri is like

>>46397376
>malef daughter says she doesn't want to share her hoard with some filthy ape
>malef mom tells her to shut up and make more malefs

>>46397329
>p36
That's a lot of fox.

>>46397406
if you like fox and milk that's a good artist to favorite

Does anyone got any images with Monster Girl, specifically from MGE, that have guns with them.

Something like this

Imagine getting isekaied and then adopted by a mystical dragon girl who takes you into her hoard and, even though you're imprisoned, you become a super wizard from having nothing to do but read spellbooks.
Then you make your escape and travel the world as the dragon girl rampages to find you, always a step behind.

>>46397456

At this point I don't even think monster girls could get me to be better.
So I guess I just have to get one who will make me worse.

>>46397524
Sounds easy enough. Join up with any wight or lich and talk about bringing back the good old days of rampaging undead hordes. Or get a job feeding people to a vampire.

Maybe the portal opening needs me to be dead first

>>46397524
Hahaha get spored, bro

>>46397135
I rolled titania.
>Sodie Pop
>A mysteriously effervescent drink made only by fairies and titania. Its recipe is fluid and even the same brewer often won't use the same ingredients or proportions, yet the end product always seems to be the same. When consumed, the user feels a sense of togetherness with those around them, leading to bonding experiences and a willingness to compromise. It's said that when a Titania brings out a bottle, even the most bloody game of Mono-Poly can be a fun experience for everyone.

>i ate those food

>>46397546
No, it requires everyone here to stop cooming for 666 consecutive days

>>46397550
I saw this great doujin that had an adventurer get spored and he was fucking all these mushroom girls that were hungry for his dick but then it zoomed out and he was just hallucinating and fucking actual mushrooms.
Same energy. Men being glued to mushroom girls and fucking until they can't fuck no more. Maybe someone will free them. At least nearby towns would no where to look since I doubt they move often.

>>46397550
would you a lamentation mushroom myconid?

>>46397594
No, because I dislike fungus of all kinds

>>46396855
I'm not afraid of foxes now I'm married to my wonderful human wife. I' so lucky too since she appeared on my doorstep the night that old stone by the shrine keeping a powerful ancient fox sealed away broke! Can you believe she was just cast out from her family, a beauty like her? Sure the way sue speaks may he a little archaic and she never opens her eyes and I swear I saw a monster run in terror from her...nah I'm overthinking it.

Anyway, I can't stay here. She says she has a surprise she's dying to show me!

>>46396222
American and Western Anons. You're not going to be or become White Monkey Shills in the Mist Continent, right?

>>46397684
Love them and leave them. Naive foxes think we have to subscribe to their ways and stay with them but what happens in the mist stays in the mist.

mud pussy claims (You)

>>46397710
Her milking scene did something to me that stuck with me to this day.

>>46397697
Moisturized. In my wife. Focused. Flourishing.

>>46397582
you are eating me out of house and home, JAB WOK

>>46397582
Damn fatass ate the dormouse I was gonna propose to. She can't keep getting away with it!

>>46397634
I can no longer say this after Hatters.

>>46396222
>Anon Kenobi!!!

>>46397776
I love having an excuse to post this.

>>46397757
It's still not worth having mycelium running through your brain and body.

>>46397818
how do you figure?

>go into wonderland
>find a cute sleeping dormouse
>lie down with her and molest her little body
>start to have sex with her little sleeping body
>see her belly bulge as you fill her with cum again and again and again
>then plug her up so she doesn't spill a drop as she sleeps
>bring her home
>cum all over her as she sleeps
>see her tongue sleepily flick out when some lands on her face
>nothing can wake this mouse!
>serve her up on a platter to your wife
>her favorite treat, cum glazed and cum stuffed dormouse

>>46397833
Because fungi are gross, slimy, and icky. Also, I've always hated the taste of mushrooms. So, they're not for me.

Only after recently learning and realizing that a lot of professional boxers and MMA fighters like Sean Strickland, grew up from abusive households and troubled pasts. I can only imagine professional boxing and MMA as a whole might end up dropping and dipping in popularity and becoming outright unpopular or not-in-demand when MGE mamono finally come here and implement Mamono Mana and their rule and law. After all, monsters and demon energy are all about giving loving happy lives with happy children and stable happy loving families. And because of that there might be a shocking amount of drops professional boxing and MMA simply because a lot of the MMA and professional boxing industry is made up of abuse and trauma victims who use the sport as an outlet for their own troubled pasts.

>>46397872
They'd have a step up when GATE happens though.

CRUNK

>>46397889
She needs one of those little cups that some dolls come with. A normal shot glass is way too big for that fairy.

I'm fine with promising to go on a date with a monster if she beats me in a game because I know they could never win

Alpniggers from Outer Space

>>46397907
>agree to a salamander's challenge for your hand in marriage
>best two out of three competition, you negotiated that you get to pick the contest
>pick Mario Kart because you just want to get it over with
>absolutely demolish her
>she never even comes close
>lap her on moo moo meadows because she can't dodge the gophers for shit
>runs out of your house after the cup, figure you're safe since she gave up
>shows up a month later
>looks like she hasn't showered since
>switch in hand, tells you that you still have two cups left to play
>know you're about to be married when she gets the max miniturbo at the start of the first race

>>46396458
I hope she has a big 'ole bush. It'd be nice to casually go about your day the day after having to pick her hair from your teeth.

>>46397936
>switch in hand
With some quick thinking, you could point out that a specific version was never specified in the deal and make her play a different game in the series on a platform she didn't practice on!

>>46398062
>tell her you have to finish on the wii version like you did last time
>start sweating when she picks Funky Kong and selects the Flame Runner
>performs a macro shortcut on the first map
>stops her bike just before the finish line and starts stripping as you try to catch up

>>46398164
>huff fox fluff
>her tail turns to flame
>never huff again
Bad fox.

>>46398090
>Wait for Sally to start taking off her oversized gamer sweatshirt
>Try and pin her down so you can cheat and win the cup
>Pretty soon the two of you are flopping around play wrestling like kids again
>The excitement of being so close gives her a new idea on what to compete to best of three on
>The race goes unfinished until the next morning
Sweaty gamer competitiveness turns to sweaty gamer sexo with childhood friend Sally

a dog cafe, but they hide the identity of the dogs until you get inside. They're all some variety of hellhound, but they still want pets and bellyrubs. Don't stop until they say so if you want to leave fully intact.

>Kikimora maid begs you to let her try something new
>She wants to blindfold you and tie you up
>Finally relent
>She leaves the room after doing this only to come back in a moment later
>Never says a word, simply plants a kiss on the head of your dick
>Mounts you once you get hard
>She feels... different than usual
>Smaller?
>You start to protest, you want to know what's going on
>She rips the blindfold off and you see her, but tiny
>Realize she's used a pedomorphosis spell on herself
>She's been secretly curious about the Sabbath for years now and finally worked up the courage to try it but was worried you would say no

>>46398242
Give me hell cú.

>>46398242
I wonder what's going through the minds of the first patron when the hound locks the door behind him and whispering woof as a response on where the dogs are

>>46398242
I wonder what's going through the mind of the first patron when the hound locks the door behind him and whispers woof as a response to where the dogs are

>>46398242
>>46398273
I'm too racist for Hellhounds.

>>46398273
another soul lost to the secret hound love hotel while the tanuki proprietress laughs as she rakes in the dough and good reviews from hounds and their "chewtoys"

>>46398242
Just cuddle up to one and fall asleep
They can't do anything

>>46398397
going to be a lot of porn

>>46398425
new elf show?

>>46398432
vanillaware

>>46398214
>go over to salamander friends house to game
>her mom keeps dropping hints that the family home dojo is empty and that they have sparring gear that will fit you
>only leave when your friend throws a pillow at her and says that she's ruining her combos

If I just rape the Hellhound first while she's sleeping, then she can't rape me.

>tfw no oomukade to oomu my kades at night.

>>46398472
>thinking you can sneak up on her with her dog senses
have fun being smooshed by a big hound

If I just propose to Miss Cupid first then she can't force me to get married to some monster.

>>46398538
Yeah, force HER to get married! It's genius!

>>46398438
>sally mom is proud because combos is language she can understand and knows grandkids must be soon

Marry angels

>>46398552
Is Mary Angels that character's name?

>>46398569
No

Why are we just posting random images without talking about them? This is an image board, but shouldn't we be at least, I dunno, talking about these pics? This ain't /hc/, we can talk.

>>46398616
Blame /vg/ tourists. 90% of the time it's just one of them wanting to waste image slots so they can try and make another gacha OP thread.

>>46398616
>>46398414
>grab your doggy waifu
>start to facefuck her
>hit the snout
>Can't go ballsdeep
>>46398552
Girls in armor are great and it's really rare. This could be related to how rarely monster girls actually fight when they do show up in stuff. Maybe someday a game will come out with lots of fighting and kick it off. Also in a lot of things the monster girl tends to support positions like mage.
>>46398588
what game?
>>46398602
Genshin is terrible for it. None of those girls wear any armor, or extremely little if they do.

>>46398646
Fuck off.

>>46398666
Do you want to talk mgs or not?

>>46398668
I want you to go back to /vg/ where you belong, crossboarder.

Slimes are good friends.

If you are ever in danger from a fox, go for the ears.
It won't save you, but at least you will get to feel how soft they are before the rape starts

>>46398646
>Genshin
Wrong gacha.

>>46398568
I forgot this one.
Helltakers original has really good art. Does the artist have any tag or something I can search?

To tame the hound you must first tame her wild spirit. Teach her to wear prim and proper clothing, groom her hair, and use proper table manners and eventually, you can wear down the wild spirit that keeps her from letting you take charge

>>46398616
The furfag has been trying really hard to derail these threads with "well, it COULD be mge!" recently. Probably because he's closing in on 15 months of spiteful, pathetic shitposting.
R&I. The jannies will clean it up soon enough

>>46398798
what does hebi smell like?

Come back in time with me to when Zipangu was in civil war - the overmighty clans fighting for supremacy and the title of shotagunate.
Which clan do you back? The Ush Mori? The Limagawa? The Onida? It all hangs in the balance (who gets to sleep in the nice castle)

>>46398790
https://twitter.com/USA37107692/status/1769952024051777852?s=20

I like elves

>>46398799
Paying too much attention to these posts and trying to get anons to like you on an anonymous imageboard on the offchance they draw a cait sith is pointless and kinda pathetic.

Also that anons who aren't really love to post gachas anyway. So have a girl! She's great for foot fetish. You better believe I'd shove my dick in between those paw toes.
>>46398820
Which is good for human supremacy and support of the chief god?

I will trust a fox

>>46398820
I will trust no-booba-naga the snek

>>46398795
>Ah yes the tame Hellhound
>Sure you got her to start wearing a skirt and shirt but she still refuses panties as she states that they would just get in the way
>She does at least bring anon a sandwich for the recovery period afterward
Yeah that's about as tame as you are gonna get.

>>46398892
Saw a lad touch a fox's tails once. He vanished in a blink.

>>46398917
He's just tail fuel now.

how do kitsune act in a harem with other monsters?

Did you know? A group of foxes is called a "scheme" or "plot"... I mean, officially it's called a skulk, which isn't much better, but we all know a group of foxes is surely up to no good.

>>46398820
I will be a loyal retainer to a warlord and lead the economic and agricultural development of a fief and bring great prosperity with my modern knowledge! Nothing will surely go wrong

>>46398925
Very patient, sometimes she will let Mrs Bicorn go first, not like that malicious Hound or Cheshy.

>>46398930
I want to be caught by hagfoxes

>>46398820
The real answer is sell weapons to all comers and get rich off their war.
Surely there will be no karmic repercussions for war profiteering.

>>46398820
I will become a samurai only to instantly lose to a yari wielding ushi oni

>>46398820
What if I just marry the current emperor of Zipangu (unrelated to shotagun)?
Is she available?
Is she crazy?
Is she a hebi?

>>46398987
She's tamamo-chan!
And tamamo-chan is a fox.

>>46398945
Hound and cheshy make a great team for teasing the hell out of anon

>>46398987
hebi is empress.
all hail god empress hebi

>>46399005
I tease them right back, nothing quite like a surprise ice cube.

>>46398820
TW Shogun 2 with monster girls

She keeps meowing at me. Must be the scheming of the local cheshire cat

>>46399096
Cheshire says don't eat that one. It's got mad mouse disease.

>>46399096
just bark at her, that'll show her
run if she moos

Cheshire can't prank you if you're making out with her

Goodnight Anons,

Instead, remember that while an undine may seem like a generally middling girl, she's absolutely crucial when under a boil water advisory.

>>46399121
I put her in kettle?

Hags sending you lewds and nudes while you are at work

Accidentally building a ghost harem and being terrified of every single one of them.

>>46399180
Leave me alone, granny!

>>46399180
block all hag numbers

>>46399180
Video call OL hags when they're in meetings to call them pet names and to tell them they forgot their lunch at home

>>46399257
>call hag wife
>be all lovey dovey and tell her you can't wait to breed her again
>there is silence
>she quietly says you are on speaker
>hear a faint "That's kinda hot" from the cheshire accountant

>>46397299
A succuvirus is the general name for a type of monstergirl computer virus, can be anything from a digital pet crossed with a desktop stripper to an actual succubus living in your folders like it's any other physical space

Haha I will shine a strong UV flashlight at a Troll and turn her to stone.

I lost all charge on my flashlight about 20 minutes ago, and those wolf howls are sounding louder and louder... why did the dryad trail warden say this trail was friendly this time of year? I can barely see in this thick tree covered darkness, and I keep almost slipping on these strange clear puddles everywhere, did I get scammed?

>>46399356
Bro just yell "I have a right to be here!" at the top of your lungs and smear white ash all over yourself. You did bring white ash with you, right?

>>46399356
>>46399393
Smell of copper in the air, couldn't be me.

It is a little known fact that elves are capable of flight.

>>46399554
Where did she go?

>>46399562
To find her own answers

>>46396222
slurp

a new trick have been making the rounds within the hag community. first they bump into you on purpose. then as youre disorientated, cast a illusion that mimics your voice saying "sorry mom". you can properly guess what happens next. onlookers will dismiss your pleas for help, citing that you brought it upon yourself and will even help the hag restrain you.

>>46396222
Okay mamono business people and danuki CEOs. If you want to do business in Earth and engage with our markets. You will have to engage with Diversity Equity and Inclusivity, you will engage and practice DEI and ESG if you want to also have access to investor capital. Huh, no? Then sorry monsters, no free market access to our world of Earth. Don't you want to be good people? Then engage in DEI and ESG to prove how that you're a good moral person.

>>46399562
Where did she come from?

>>46399616
>not my fault he slipped and fell on me

So mignonne

>>46399180
>m'aam please stop sending me those photos, we're not "basically lovers" just because I helped you with the computer problem last year, this is literally my job
>and how did you get my private number anyway, this is harassment

>>46399730
Why is snake constricting the man

>>46399690
Ignoring the IRL baggage. Wouldn't danukis and any rich dragon, wight or vampire baronesses and business owners simply just laugh at DEI/ESG investor bullshit since they themselves are filthy rich and not need Larry Fink's black rock money. Also I imagine thanks to mamono engineering and ingenuity AND mamono mana, monstergirl-made products are top quality, long lasting and are affordable or even outright cheap because monster girls are not greedy.

So yeah, mamono laugh at the face of DEI and ESG initiatives. Thing is, would monster girls entirely get rid of DEI ESG investment bullshit or they'd just restructure it under new management?

>>46399986
They'd just ignore the west and do business in Asia.

>>46400019
We can still leave the West at leasrt

Gonna conquer the taco cats, who’s with me?

Remember Lilims are women too

>>46400024
What if... what if this is all an elaborate trap to lure us deeper into the jungles?

>>46400024
Are the raging mushrooms free?

>>46400030
So I should hit them?

>>46400042
Yup

>>46400024
My salsa makes all the cats take off their underpants
My salsa

Check this Chesh, what does she need?

>>46400024
Why not!? I have a good friend who knows a guy who's filthy stinking rich that owes him and I alot of favors. Meaning he can help finance our expedition AND hire a private military contractor company for hired firepower! And with a successful incursion, conquered riches, and stinky cats to conquer with modern firepower. We can strike it rich and our benefactor reaps the benefits of a good investment!

I'm in! When do we start plundering so I can call my buddy.

What if I just sucker punch a random lizard girl on the streets?

>>46400094
You better hope she stays down or you just won a one way trip to getting your ass kicked and then nursed back to health

>>46400103
>"Good punch, not enough. Get ready to have your bones broken and pelvis obliterated."

Can someone explain to me why ghosts always have such big, fat, bouncy tits?

>>46400206
ectoplasm tanks

>>46400206
Gravity cannot contain the ethereal

>>46400061
Catnip

>>46400301
She smokes catnip?

>>46399982
He was a Pharaoh’s plaything earlier. Now the Ice Queen wants a turn

>>46399289
>cheshire accountant
How horrifying

>>46400626
She's doing funny things with numbers

>Cheshire pisses off Queen of Hearts
>Off with her head
>Cheshire thrown into the guillotine
>Decapitated
>Is now a cheshire dullahan
>Her hubby now has blowjobs available at all times
>And cheshire can make head puns more often

>>46400626
>Ms Cheshire Account hands me the quarterly financial report, while the actual work is fine and accurate, ever 3 pages is high definition scan of her kitty and anus
>At least now I know why the xerox machine had a shapely smudge on the glass and why Ms Anubi was yelling earlier

>>46400626
>why do I see the number 69420 everywhere

>>46400854
>didn't let his Anubis assistant give it a final check
Rookie mistake.

>>46399616
Haha yeah it was totally illusion magic, those darn tricky momstergirls are up to no good

>>46400899
I was busy helping her go over the southern account. She insisted we go over it again and again.

>spend all day looking at monstergirls
>take some shrooms and go to bed
>have some nice dreams about me being happy with mamonos
>wake up
>sad feelings hit and I almost cry
Bros...where portals?

>>46400854
My job is to maintain printers, I would be mad if an employee destroy a MFP with her ass, punishment is required

>>46400990
In the shrooms... I know that feel too well, don't overdo shroom tho, or everything will fade and never come back.

>>46396222
Stupid retarded Anubis will learn soon enough Pyramids are ancient outdated and out of fashion architecture. Real based and kino architecture is Greco-Roman architecture with white marble. For Ancient Rome Empire has lasted much longer, if not. Has had much more impactful and meaningful history that is still felt today.

Roma Invicta!

What if enemy succ start zoning you with soul fist

>>46396222

Make sure you get innoculated and get your booster jabs against foxoplasmosis!

>>46401287
Nice try, NWO. You just want me to get awootism so the only mate I can have is an Anubis playing legos.

>>46401319
>NWO
New Wight Order?

Help, I don't know what is my new cow saying!

>>46401351
Holy cow!

>>46401348
Don't ask miss Wight what she was doing in 1939-1945

>>46401420
Longsnek and her nemesis Kensgnol

>>46400843
But she was able to do that before
https://youtu.be/G4fHre-yRPY?si=K-hScocvwFy3LZTV

>>46401459
Indeed, chesh can do a lot of weird things

counter stances are hot

>>46401505
>counter stances
what's that?

>>46401498
I just realized the weird things under her face are supposed to be her tits and not a bow tie.

>>46401538
if you attack, they counter attack

>>46401544
KEK, I didn't know how to draw them
>>46401552
Does poison proc it ?

>>46401538
>attack her
>your dick is now inside her before you know it
>get milked until you cum and lose

>>46401287
I'll develop a natural immunity to foxoplasmosis by infecting myself with a natural strain. I will not let any needles anywhere near me, i'm scared of syringes.

>>46401556
It would look like less of a nightmare if you just didn't draw them.

>>46401625
Yeah but I like it, feels good when someone reposts it. She's my little abomination

>>46401348
Police Girl?! What happened?!

is chesho a good kot who gets scritches?
or a bad kot who gets water sprayed in her face?

>>46401803
She's a trickster pussy that gets her butt slapped.

>>46401803
inversely proportional to the last time she got laid

>>46401803
very good!
the best!
scritches, now!

>>46401803
Da best

Sodomize little girls

>>46401855
i wouldn't want to violate the sanctity and trust of a master/maid relationship

>>46401855
Lolimander is for raising into the appropriate class for her skillset so she can adventure with you when she's JKmander.

>>46401855
I prefer shorstack kiki who has the same age as me

please do not throw me to the dogs

I want to see a haughty wight hit with a haigure beam

>>46401901

>>46401923
what lewd, perverse, naughty things is this tall anubis going to do to this boy?

>>46401940
Playing Minecraft with him

>>46401940
factorio

>>46401976
Factorio is the only thing that could distract mamono from sex

>>46401940
anubis tongue bath

>>46401940
Give him an in depth explanation of how to secure a royal bloodline.
It will even include a hands-on example.

>>46401998
but she isn't royalty.
and neither is this boy.
something's amiss here, miss anubis...

>>46401997

>>46402007
I bet anubis tongue feel incredible.
I want to be marked by anbuis licks.
I want to smell like her mouth.

>>46401991
>Factorio is the only thing that could distract mamono from sex
IF they're a noobis yeah

I wish to be miss anubis gaming chair
I wish to support her big sweaty butt as she goes on an 8 hour factorio session.
I want to eat her out while she plays minecraft.

Give me raging fighting game playing hellwan instead

>>46402006
Its fine, and she's technically minor nobility for serving the pharaoh.
Its fine.
ITs fIne

>>46402070
>beat her
>she destroys your pelvis out of frustration
>lose to her
>she destroy your pelvis to celebrate and rub it in
elegance in simplicity

Chunky a-boob-is that wants to create an entire recreation of her home kingdom in minecraft

anubutt is also aboobis

>>46402060
>she realizes she could have twice as much done if you were her factory slave
With Anubis, YOU have to figure out how to spin things into sex

>>46401876
It's very important that the maids rape you first. That way you can say she started it and maintain your gentlemanly image while you plow your maid and make little servants.

>>46401997
Well now I'm interested.

>>46402039
I bet there are a few others. Automaton, maybe?

>>46402172

>>46402260

>>46402172
>>46402260
Imagine how dumb she looks trying to chase you on those petit feet.

>>46402202
Making a woman wait isn't gentlemanly at all. If anything, laying your feelings on the table and raping her at the first sign of consent is the right thing to do.

>>46402270
>dumb
Try to catch a cat that is running away from you in the open. I'm sure you succeed 10 out of 10 times.

Why would a vampire decide to wear such perverse clothing?

Owning a pet catgirl is all about reading her emotions

>>46402304
Well, I hope you'll at least have the dignity to hide the relationship until she's obviously and heavily pregnant, as is proper.

>>46402346
Dhampirs cut the rest of her wardrobe to shreds.

>>46401855
Gentle anal lovemaking with little girls only

>>46402358
Why would i hurt my wife's feelings by trying to hide the obvious like she's something to be ashamed of? I owe everything to her and nothing to those that would judge us for being together.

>>46402107
I'll convince her to make a scale version of the NY federal reserve (with gallows) instead. This is minecraft's true purpose

>>46402414
Oh dear, seems we have another one with those pesky "modern sensibilities." I'll inform the constabular...y? Nevermind, carry on.

>>46396484
Foxes don't shave

>>46402809
Crotch mofu

>>46402361
Dhampires really are ungrateful daughters. Their mothers do their best to take of them and this is the thanks they get? Such insolence, such disrespect for their elders.

>>46402269
When you think about it the best part of her is 100% cat so she's a great catgirl despite the lack of paws and ears.

>>46402910
Barely a monster girl.

>>46402826
I have a message from a Booby Belmont...
>"Everyone will be happier when you stop being a cunt, mom. Even you."
I do accept tips.

>Monsterwife asks me if her dress makes her ass look fat
>I say yes
>She's happy
What is this sorcery?

>>46402943
>Actually understands what men want rather than smugly thinking she does while knowing little
>Values your opinion over the opinions of her peers
Mix as needed, but it really is magic.

>>46402975
I want a monster wife that makes nonsensical demands though.

>>46402910
Probably one of the most underrated girls, also one of the most forgotten sea mamono next to Merrow being mermaids in funny hats

>>46403013
Tell you what, little guy, what if you make the unreasonable demands instead? You can even get mad at her for something she did in your dreams but not in real life!

>>46403032
No.
Now my cait sith wife needs me to fluff the pillow she curls up on.

>>46403013
>I want a monster wife that makes nonsensical demands
Get you an autism cat.

>>46403031
Some of the World Guide ones were pretty sexy.

>>46403031
Oh yeah, those do exist. I feel like lots of the aquatic girls are easy to forget though.

>>46403031
>Merrow being mermaids in funny hats
Don't forget they also like to watch.

>>46402927
Wow, RUDE! This only further proves my point about ungrateful daughters.