/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Romance before fucking.

Rape and cuddles.

>>46380495
This Kiki looks tired, I'm going to give her some vacation time.

Give in to demons. Kiss demons. Love demons. Let demons take care of you.

>>46380512
>Telling your hellhound wife you want to cuddle first and she just laughs at you.
To be fair though the cuddles after the deed are in fact the best.

>>46380531
She can't take of me if I take care of her first. I'll get the big promotion at work instead of her to prove it

I'll just push so hard with my pen that the demon contract perforates.

>>46380531
Where do I sign?

>>46380531
This demon propaganda has to stop, they're too smug

I'm gonna use whey for the summoning circle.

What should be done about the hag fox problem?

ill just bury my head in the sand, literally, so no monster can get me

>>46380588
>Likes beer AND dodging taxes
I like her already

>>46380579
Like foxes, they have every right to be.

>>46380584
I've got a recipe for homemade chocolate sauce I'll use.

Beware, not all vampires are prissy nobles that will tolerate you calling them dorks.

>>46380588
>knees hurt in the morning
How is this possible. My joints hurt after a long day, but never in the morning.

>>46380579
She's going to call you a good boy and already knows you'll love it.

>>46380626
Sometimes God just decides to punish you

>intercept the demon and offer her a contract that you wrote yourself
>she's so surprised that she signs it without even reading it

>>46380653
>Contract is a simple marriage certificate

>>46380531
Soothing blue.

>>46380616
Never tease a monster without a bodyguard

>>46380531
Tease demon ears. Touch demon horns. Gently dominate demon lolis. Make love to bratty demon wives in training.

Ok imagine this as a concept
>monster girls
>but with buddhist reincarnation
So if you get fucked by a monster girl nothing bad will happen at first but 100% chance you'll be reincarnated as a monster girl instead of a human.

>>46380748
loli is shit though

Monsters don't like cooky and mentally ill people who suffer from mania.

>>46380777
>fuming hag hands typed this post

>>46380791
Monsters don't like mentally ill people in general
Or otherwise damaged people

>>46380791
Mindflayer will fix any mental problems. Matango pits will take all the scum of humanity.

>>46380799
I am pretty sure those are monster girls favorite kind of person.

>>46380799
Why would you lie about this?

>>46380826
>First panel is literally a hellhound making fun of the dude
Cruel

>>46380852
Monster girls are just sex objects that are exactly as cruel or disturbingly motherly as anon wants.

>>46380852
>Completely ignoring the second panel

>>46380861
Alright, you caught me
What now?

I’m going to tell a Demon that she has nothing to offer me!

>>46380876
But what if she offers you beer and chips? The good beer and chips

>>46380495
I am using VPN and anti-data broker software like Aura to mask my data when browsing the internet and prevent data brokers from gathering my personal info for them to sell to mamono establishments. I highly recommend you all to also use VPNs so that mamono hackers to breach your shit. And use anti-data broker software like Aura that will compel data brokers AND mamono data brokers to legally delete all the personal data they've gathered of you. I have remained untouched and unviolated by mamonos like this in the data and information era.

>>46380933
Nice try demon. What brand are we talking here? Keep the stakes in mind.

seal inspector at work

bros... the profile is right, I can't stop thinking about kikis

>>46380944
You're just giving some gremlin a good foreplay with all that

>>46380975
so what?
if a gremlin shows up to my door I can just pick her up and put her somewhere else.
problem solved

>>46380981
What if she shows up in a giant robot?

>>46380981
Yeah
Gremlin sex

>>46380949
They are so good that you wouldn't know the brand
Don't worry that they are blue, it doesn't mean it is filled with aphrodisiac

>>46381004
There's a saying in my language. "The farmer doesn't eat what he doesn't know". Guess you're going home, single.

>>46381011
translate doc

>>46381030
>"Stop looking at porn of elves with fake ears, you freak."

>>46380989
she has to get out of the robot to rape me, at which point I'll pick her up and put her somewhere else

>>46381046
She has augmented hands and legs, she also has bots to command
You cannot escape
Enjoy your gremlin wife

>>46381056
I know when I am beat.
if I am married to this gremlin can I pick her up and put her in funny or inconvienent places? Such as on a high shelf or on my shoulders?

Anon obsessed with ancient egypt gets visited by dislexic dark elf hag twins

>>46380799
>Or otherwise damaged people
damn

>>46381080
Yes, you can do that
She'll pout though

Why should I obey a pharaoh when apophis is so much better? Grape>brown

>>46381115
An unfortunate side effect.
Short monsters must be bullied for their small stature at every opportunity.

>>46380495

>>46381135
That's what the full nelson position was made for

Imagine losing to a hebi. Hah! It's not losing if I refuse to fight and just propose to her on the spot!

>>46381139
Is this a meta joke about using her child to vicariously win races?

give me a monster and i'll tell you how to bully them

>>46381179
Cait sith!

>>46381179
Tits bapho

>>46381179
wurm

>>46381179
Bogie

>>46381184
Be aggessively nice to cats until one appears.
Then tell her your a dog person.
When she objects, throw a slice of cheese at her face and/or squirt her with water.
Leaving cucumbers behind her works well too, as she thinks they are snakes.

>>46381242
Normally you bully short monsters by picking them up and leaving them somewhere, but this goat is too heavy for that.
Instead, you should slide donuts and/or cow tags onto her horns while she's asleep.
Alternatively, replace all her spellbooks with weightloss magazines.
A tried and true method to bully goats is to build a perfectly smooth 90 degree wall and taunt her from atop it, although be wary of her magic and being a degree off 90 degrees.

>>46381253
wurm is too lovably dense to understand bullying. However, you can get funny reactions out of one by messing with her rock piles. Try adding or taking away rocks one at a time whne she isn't looking, slowly increasing or decreasing her pile. She will come up with the craziest of explanations to explain how her rocks are multiplying/leaving her.

>>46381276
Explain why all of her jokes are funny right back to her in meticulous detail without laughing once.

>>46381179
Sandworm and hard mode is no Dune references.

>>46381179
Pharaoh

>>46381306
find the spiciest food you can.
wrap it a bag.
walk into the desert, making consistently loud and human-like footsteps. keep an ear out for the rumbling of the earth, as this means a sandworm is tracking you.
maintain a constant gait, and when she's about 5 seconds from you, stop walking and throw the bag a distance that would take you 5 seconds to walk.
with any luck, she'll eat the spicy food instead of you - and you can enjoy her pink face going bright red.

>>46381352
Apophis shaped shadow puppets into her bedroom at night accompanied by snake noises.
If one isn't known for using her god voice a lot, then you can also prank her by pretending her normal voice has that power over you. Do literally everything she says and pretend to be hypnotised. With some luck, she'll think she's losing her touch completely, and start throwing out commands at random - sending the court into pandemonium.

>>46381253
do NOT bully the wurm

How do I impress that mershark beach bully so she’ll date me?

>>46381179
Familiar

>>46381437
Get rotated idiot.

>>46381437
Build a dope sand castle and then don't cry when she destroys it

>>46381438
Famous for advertising, converting, prosletyzing and doing door knocking for the sabbath.
Therefore, the best way to bully one is to engage her in an extremely long and winding conversation about anything and everything, and then right at the end tell her you weren't actually ever interested in joining.

>>46381437
Find the annoying cunt that brought a dolphin floatie, rip it from their hands, and give it the biggest kick or toss that you can muster while expressing disgusting for dolphins as a species.

I have gained enough magical power to ascend to godhood and cast off my mortality and humanity and forge my own plane far outside the universe, where my rule are law. There is no monster that can seize me and my great power now.

>>46381463
>Anon, an hour before being tied to a bed and slowly milked of all said power.

>>46381463
Wizardry cannot save you from the succ, he couldn't beat the succ

>>46381463
Ah good, Miss Lim was looking for a BF.

which monster smells the worst (best)?
Troll?
Horc?
Lim?

Sex... With birds?

>>46380495

>>46381463
>Opposed by a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword

>>46381556

>>46381543
>Worst smell?
Every single mamono that lives in the sea. Fish smell. Worst of all the mamono. At least trolls and h'orcs make you horny with their stink. Mermaids and the like just straight up stink.

>Best smell?
Dormouse and likely most alraunes and liliraunes.

>>46381543
Gandharva also has a noticeable smell to her.

>>46381575
But can she jump good with those jugs?

>>46381575
That's easy to deal with, just tear open a portal in time and fling her into the future where his power is law

I ordered a mail bride hag but instead of getting a big meaty hag I instead got some stupid loli hag
Can I return her? Is it even possible? She won't let me sleep alone

>>46381463
>monsters send their emissary to pacify the lonely godanon
>a single kiki

>>46380495
>Mastah
Mastah...

Well Deonora I made it... despite your directions

>>46381664
Hate Shoggoth. Kill Shoggoth.

Chesh and bogie would love penguin bars because of the jokes on the back

>>46381179
Yeti

>>46381646
No refunds. She can be big and meaty but you're gonna have to work for it

>>46381762
Wear a big bulky backpack and clothes she can't wrap her arms around.
If and when you sit down for what she thinks to be a long snuggle session, you should keep finding excuses to get up and 'quickly do something'.

>>46381664
Marriage with Shogg

>>46381664
I will eat the shogloaf

>Warm night
>Shoggoth is cool to the touch
>Cold night
>Shoggoth is warm to the touch

What's she referring to?

>>46381638
Hag body erotic

>>46381179
Ushi Oni.

>>46381899
She is a cow so you can tip her while she's asleep.
She is also a spider, so large glasses (not the kind you wear) can trap her.
If your feeling brave, try fastening rollerskates to her feet while she's asleep - spider's cannot handle this.
Otherwise, try replacing her seal with a seal that dissolves in water or can otherwise be removed when you are far away. In the case of water soluble, just be far away when she has her next shower. All that rape rage and nobody to take it out on.

Okay but what about a pregnant Shoggoth?

>>46381945
that's a lot of wombs

>>46381945
that should be shog's default state if i have anything to say about it

How would a Monster react if you were bold enough to approach them and ask how to defeat their species in specific?

>>46381982
that is one of hakutaku's sidegigs

>>46381982
Bold of you to assume my ideal monster girl has feet!

Who would you choose to be your desk neighbor in mg school? Seating is the same for all years

>>46381930
Ugh, I already know you don't know what you're talking about because the cow tipping thing is an urban legend.
Although an Ushi in roller skates would be super cute, so you got good ideas on some level.
>Miss Ushi got a job at the local drive in diner.
>Has to wear a mamono-ized take on a 1950s waitress outfit and wear roller skates.
>Gets shockingly good at them quickly, doing spins and loops between cars.
There's no sexy ending. She's just very cute.

>>46382014
Ensures that part of the classroom always smells pleasant

>>46382014
Three gremlins in a trenchcoat.

>>46382014
The Zombie in the back

I will tell the Erosites to cover up.

Repent.

>>46382046
She looks like she needs corruption

Need to find a way to collect pure, uncontaminated, dormouse girl juice

>>46381179
flayer

>>46382014
her, i guess

>>46382081
Easy, grape jelly's greatest weakness is peanut butter. Smother her in it and slap her with bread.

>>46382081
While a flayer is trying to invade your mind, eat an ice cream or popsicle too quickly to give yourself a brain freeze. The poor flayer will be in for a shock, as it will feel like her entire body was drenched in cold water.

last one, I'm tired and need to sleep

Here's the plan: we round up a buncha the guys, yeah? And what we do from there is we all line up outside Druella's place in Lescatie, yeah? And we all challenge her to a fistfight, one by one! She won't be able to take all of us in an endurance match! Who's with me???

>>46382130
Yeah, but there's a dormouse cuddle pile just over there, and that is much more enticing than wrestling some washed-up, cringey lilim

what do the demon army do to an army who has surrendered?

>>46382175
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>46382175
Same thing that happens to armies that surrender in our world:
>Imprisoned
>Enslavement
>Massacred
Just replace massacre with mass rape.

>>46382175
sold to the mootriarchy

>>46382205
They don't enslave them. MGs don't do slavery.

>>46382218
They torture instead of enslave!
(Note: the torture sessions are just going on dates with the mamono back-to-back.)

>>46382218
Reread the setting. Enslavement is real in MGE. It's just that, instead of hard labor or servitude, it's just another form of procuring husbands.
>Monster raid a town
>Capture more men than they want
>Sell the extras into slavery
>The man slaves are sold at auction to other monsters
>The man slaves that are bought are now the husbands to wealthy monsters

Milk the lim

>>46382175
Captured and slowly coaxed into mamono beds.
There's no getting out of becoming a girl's fucktoy/husband, but they'll be more gentle about it.
Surrender is always rewarded.

do not the sheep

>>46382267
milked by lim

>>46382267
Gross, no.

I'll take a real cow over lim any day

>>46382267
Date the lim

>>46382230
They don't enslave men. Nor do they do auctions.

what if im scared of monsters and dating and love?
they can't FORCE me to love.

>>46382267
What does it taste like?

>>46382303
>Men they capture will receive plenty of love, as either "sex slaves" or "pets." Besides making enslaved human men prepare their meals, etc. they also reproduce using these slaves. As one can tell from that, their slaves are essentially the same as what other monsters refer to as their husbands.

>>46382307
You get sent to an Eros correctional facility. You will be processed. You will be fixed. You WILL be happy and loved.

>>46382324
They'll never take me alive! The guards won't ever get me! I'll fight my way through and break free! Relationships scare me! I'll remain single and I'm actually happy like that and-

>>46382334
Poor anon didn't even make it past the cupid sentry towers. I'm sure he's already making love in the lotus position as we speak.
Resistance is futile. Embrace love.

>>46382320
That's just ripped off the dark elf profile, which to be fair is considered extreme even in universe.

>>46381961
I love art of monster moms having tender moments with their children, i remember one of wight teaching her daughter to walk with heels too

>>46382218
maybe it's more like coerced adoption

>>46382126
thanks bullyanon, goodnight

The Chief God? Eros? Both overrated. For me, it's Poseidon. Poseidon's never done anything to make my life worse. Thank you, Poseidon, for being humanity's best friend. c:

I will NEVER become addicted to Monster tits, I don't care how big they are.

>>46382267
in my room? with no bucket nor pump? this is unsanitary, not to mention the mess that would be made. I'll tell her to try later when she actually brings some sort of storage

>>46381179
Cupid

>>46382367
>wight teaching her daughter to walk with heels
This one's peak cute

Threatening Yankiki by saying your considering getting a second maid

>The forest is a scary place. Do you need someone to guide you?

Kikimora I hired breaking my legs with a sledgehammer and keeping me bound in a wheelchair in my own home so "she can have a mastah all to herself and herself only, forever and ever" all because I entertained the idea of firing her since I wanted to start doing my own tidying and chores.

>!

>>46382320
Yes. They are husbands. They're not really slaves.

>>46382668
I dunno, Anubis can be pretty strict, my day starts with having to listen to her motivational speechs followed by shadowing her and writing down everything she says until she starts bitching about the sand in her paws, the day doesn't get good till I start rubbing her paws and she begins talking about how she needs to give my performance review in her chambers, it's really just our bedroom but whatever. I think I am going to start moving her desk 6 inches to the right each day to screw with her.

>Zzap

>>46382781

>>46382662
Lots of romance quests in this game...

I'm glad that my Salamander best friend is just as uninterested in marriage and having kids as me. As long as we stick together, then she'll ensure that no monsters bother me for being single and I'll ensure that no other humans will think she's approachable. And if the Erosites come after us then we'll just flee together. Nobody is going to make either of us marry and procreate!

>>46382847
and theyre so interactive too! it almost feels like im talking to another play at times.

>>46382781
where are her pants?

>>46382874
it's that little strip of cloth, no more than two fingers wide

>>46382781
would a weasel

>>46382864
Fuck man, i really need to play cdda
Is it difficult?

>>46382874
Pants?

>>46382864
perhaps giving monsters access to speech checks was unwise

I need to pee but I'm scared that if I look over my covers I'm going to see my bedroom door cracked open with kiki peering in .

>>46382864
Tell me about it, sometimes it feels like *I'm* the NPC. I must've been to every dating spot in the hub thrice over, but I always pick all the friendly dialogue choices and not the flirty ones, since I'm saving losing my [virgin] trait with another player monster for the stat boosts. Of course it's never that simple, but that's why I spent hours practicing escaping the rape QTEs. Still, it always makes me feel kinda bad, but XP is XP.

>>46382903
>chat
0% success chance
>flirt
100% success chance
>seduce
100% success chance
>propose
100% success chance
>leave
0% success chance

on a failed action you get raped.

>>46382903
The worst part of this is being in a party with one automatically increases affection over time and you can't do anything about it

>>46382928
even if you somehow get the just right conditions to make the check for abandoning them, it still keeps increasing.

The ideal monster girl is petite and submissive

>>46382937
this but also pregnant

>>46382942
>this but also pregnant
Constantly pregnant and barefoot

>>46382267
>losenis
faggot artist

>>46382977
?

>>46382937
petite, submissive, and a lolibaba

Weasels are good girls.
You should help make more weasels.

I hate that my fetish is actually cute vanilla shit and I can't fap to it because it's just too cute and wholesome and I feel like a degenerate

>>46383005
It's ok, you would be the prime target for loving

how do i avoid getting sniffed on my way home from the gym?

>>46383076
sniff first

>>46383076
Use the gym shower before leaving

Miss vampire is quite dangerous when thirsty.

>>46383112
Nah, she's just a thirsty dork.

>>46383117
>the next thing anon new he was a vampires bite slut.

>>46383112
She could at least practice table manners and not make such a mess when eating

>>46383126
That’s why she has her servant around to help clean up. He may feel a bit drained before working, but she will be sure to reward him properly that night.

>>46383139
Vampires are so helpless they need a human to feed and clean up for them?

>>46383123
Now she's just a married dork.

>>46383159
Go to Kiki general on 4mon to show my extremely messy room!

>>46383169
>show messy room
>300+ post thread
>say you will never need a maid
>servers crash

>>46383169
>post diry room on /kiki/
>Get tons of (you)s and plenty of ones saying they will come help out if you pay your address.
>Post pictures of you cleaning the room
>post picture of your brand new roomba
>Farm seethe from the mastahless kikis

>>46383104
but then all my training clothes get stolen!
>>46383088
canine paws typed this post

>>46383155
They don’t NEED a human to clean up after them. They just like having human servants to do things for them. They are such noble creatures after all certain tasks are below them. Just like how their servants are below them in bed.

>>46383188
Don't be ridiculous, just lock your stuff up and hop on into the mixed showers and you'll be on your way before anyone can try anything.

>>46383224
arent they all mixed? i see girls in every single one.

>>46383188
>canine paws typed this post
dogs can't type, so sniff before they sniff you

>>46383191
It sounds more like that they're just to shy to admit they need their servants or that they really enjoy missionary position the most. That's what truly makes them dorks

>>46383224
going into the showers is how this mess began. ever since my first set of clothes disappeared theres been wolves, foxes and even cats making every excuse trying to get close to me. sometimes they hesitate a bit, but every single time they end up burying their face in me and audibly taking a massive whiff.

>>46383276
Sounds like it's time to get a home gym

>>46383288
It is too late, the beasts have his scent. There is no escape for Anon. All a home gym will do is show them where he lives.

>Hey Anon, you look extra conductive today.

>>46383337
Yeah, I just got done swimming. Why do you ask?

>>46383337
and you look extra blue

>>46383005
Anon, a relationship is mostly cute vanilla shit. Relax.

You WILL submit to Automaton autocracy
You WILL accept your state provided Automaton wife
You WILL impregnate her synthwomb
You WILL be happy

I love evil girls

>lecture bratty malef about her rudeness
>she says "kiss my ass!"
>lean down and grab her hips and plant a smooch on her fat butt cheek
Would she be shocked or smug after that

>>46383391
That looks like a good girl to me.

>>46383397
shocked
that's why you grab those hips and keep kissing

>>46383391
I love the gap moe.

ded

>>46383435
Yes, the artist who made Tales of... series is indeed dead.

>>46383447
>artist who made Tales of... series is indeed dead
What a shame
I only played Symphonia many years ago but I remembered that it was good

So uh, a Saccophyte just started growing in my backyard. Will a lawnmower or weedeater work on her? I don't want to get eaten by a plant man.

>>46383513
Find a sap and feed him to her

>>46383447
>>46383459
it was the character designer, not the main creator

I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD

>>46383549
The world of art is still poorer for it. Won't you pick up a pen or a brush today, anon?

>>46383556
trying to pick up the pen, ispirations been kinda low lately and Ive got a few other things that need doing, like my game dailies and workout

>>46383556
I will pick brush and paint minis, are ya happy fairy?

>>46383588
This is well

>pick on fairy for being so small and pathetic
>she uses magic to become a 7 foot tall hag towering over me
Guys I need help I'm in da

>>46383616
tickle her

>>46383616
So you expect me to believe art fairy is so nice she’d stop raping you to complete the captcha and hit send, or you’re dumb enough to pay for the pass?

>>46383711
He was dumb enough to bully a fairy so anything is possible.

>>46383730
If they don't want to be bullied so much they should stop being so dorky and bulliable

>>46382303
They do.
Source: it's my fetish, to be chained up and sold to the highest bidder who's a big tittied danuki or dragon or vampire hag and will love me very much.

>>46383803
t. subhuman

>>46383809
Yeah, I think that's the point of slave fetishes?

>>46383359
i will only an automaton with big tits and wheels on her legs and that can transform into a bike for me to ride her

>>46383359
I will fight endlessly on the Creek to prevent this

>>46383900
indeed, I hope that you and your kind die in a ditch.

>>46383803
Slavery is just the mommy fetish without the unfortunate implications
>no worries about life
>chores from your owner
>gentle encouragement in the form of orders

If I love my automaton enough, does my mana give it sapience and consciousness, or is it still technically just a robot/object?

>>46384229
Automatons are both sapient and concious.

stop your automaton from paining herself blue and hunting other automatons

THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD ONE!

Honey brown with the long black hair
Teasing me with a kiss and a stare
Slight touch and you taking me there
So fine and it just ain't fair
So beautiful and so damn rare

>>46384365
Be careful what you wish for!

>>46384365
>undead sandworm

>>46384438
>kalmamato girl

>>46384617
More like benis worm :D:D

>>46383435

>>46383435
When you ask miss wight what hockey players hit with their sticks

>>46384859
Why does she look so grumpy? Does she dislike hockey?

Alright oldfags which writefag or drawfag do you always reminisce about?

>>46385217
All of the oldfags are gone anon.

>>46385217
I miss Less since he's the only one that got completely gone, all the other drawfags tend to make something MGE related from time to time

>>46385265
I'm not

>>46385356
I don't believe you. Prove you're an old fag!

>>46385265
how old is old

>>46385387
TZICH you!

>>46385506
Huh, well, I'm not an old fag, so I have no idea if you did it or not. Touche.

>>46385612
The idea female form.

>>46385517
Observe the filename and ponder the ancient numbers

>>46380495
How do I introduce my demon wife to my ultracatholic parents without them freaking out and calling the local exorcist?

>>46385612

>>46385694
She must be one of those rare albino demons. She done lost all her blueberry filling!

the sneks will never look for me in the walk in refrigderator

>>46385967
>Glacies and the tsurara-onna wondering why a guy would lock himself in the freezer
>Must be hot
>So they’ll help him cool down

>>46382859
She doesn't stink! She bathes in the swamp multiple times a day!

>>46385967
>refrigderator
Miss Haku will led them right to you, and pick one of the smarter ones to correct that awful spelling of yours.
Honestly, it's not an easy word to spell correctly.

>>46386005
It's fridge, but refrigerator. No wonder Wonderlanders are Brits, English is crazy.

>>46383188
I will not be WAN'd

>>46386005
She can try, but Ill run a way assuming that I dont have newmonia

>>46385989
That's assuming Miss Yeti doesn't get to him first because "he's clearly freezing in there."

>>46386061

>>46386117
>>46385989
I remain free and safe from the sneks, however

No head
Thoughts empty

TIME TO BE HAPPY

>>46386523
If Spyro taught me anything, it's that little dragons use their heads more than their fire

>>46386446
puffy vulva

>>46386552
>my feet hurt
>the music is too loud
>those women smell weird and keep leaking fluids
>I wish I was at home playing video games

>>46386590
A man begging for the quiet life of assisting a lich.

This is your new boss.

>>46386627
Excellent kot with great design and shamanic inspiration but locked behind gacha, life is pain.

Would your pre-tamed self be okay with your taming being filmed and then uploaded to MAMANO'D.com for all to see? Not being okay with it will not prevent it from being uploaded.

>>46349273
>>46352526
>>46386725
Anything to escape the time loop.

>>46386588
Big fish in the Nile

>>46386761
It's just a jump to the left

>>46386446
Undead lolis = Sex

What great fortune we've had for drawfags making lolified designs of most of the undead races.

>>46386786
I'm leaving the Alp mansion right now

>>46386725
I will blow my head off with a boomstick before even considering being "tamed", you're faggot.

>>46386848
>get's tamed by a Wisp instead

>>46386869
I will buy holy cartridge first

>>46386881
>gets tamed by an Angel

>>46386885
No, I won't. Fuck you

>>46386893
>Fuck you
Literally asking for it.

>>46386848
This thread is mostly the defeated.

>>46386965
Miss Hebi can't be defeated because she has no feet.

>>46386951
kys, faggot

>>46386996
Why don't you do it and stop polluting the thread with your petty whining? You already seem to have fixation with killing yourself.
Or you could just stop lashing out for no reason and not reply to scenarios you don't like.

>>46387027
you first cunt

>>46380495

>>46386965
No shit, anons here are just a bunch of incels using KC's rules as a protective blanket and yet still want to be dominated by women who, rightly so, reject him.

Suck fox tits.

Is this bait, I'm not sure

Remember, don't feed the trolls.

>>46387370
>using the "i" word
Did you get lost on your way to Reddit?

I said DON'T feed the trolls.

>>46387415
I prefer to let the trolls feed me. They cook so well!

>>46387415
Except your Troll daughters, they need to be shapely like their mom when they grow up.

>>46387418
>gachanigger
pot, meet kettle

>>46387418
Are you not an involuntarily celibate, don't you use Japanese drawings as an excuse for your failed love life?
>>46387404
It's not but you will look away and call it "trolling"

Gonna call Miss Malef adorable and worthy of love!

>>46387438
>"Remember, Suzie, you want to be able to make your husband's really hard, that's why you have to eat your potatoes and drink your milk so you grow up EXTRA THICC like your mother."
>"Okay, dad..."
Grim, but also funny. Someone fetch my pipe.

Yes it's bait, carry on

Get in, loser.

>>46385265
Still here, old and former writefag. You can never escape.

>>46387560
You want me to get my warmth from an artificial heater? When I have two fluffy tails to snuggle instead? Are you mad?

>>46387454
It is a little disconcerting seeing anons cling to the rules of the setting so hard. I can't deny that.

What if I fire my Shoggoth?

>>46387649
There's no need for that; shoggoths are capable of making excellent ceramics without any heat.

>>46382981
Losenis does futanari art in his spare time which draws autists who can’t wear content blinders to it like flies to shit. Which says more about them than him drawing it.

>>46381945
Yes.

>>46387649
then she simply moves back to the abyss. its not her fault that you were stuck in her as she traveled.

>>46387625
They cling to it so hard now because Wightfag got outed as a cuck and at one point last year KC had considered just straight up making MGE into an even bigger circle jerk by only sharing it with an inner circle. So instead we get content drip fed every 3 months and can’t even make art or post the girls lest he hip fire a DMCA. If anything, it’s more telling the damage NTRfags do to good things.

>>46387625
>>46387707
Oh shut the fuck up you faggots. You don't even like MGE which is what you're discussing. You want to make your own shit which is fine. So fuck off and make your own thing.

>>46387707
>d we get content drip fed every 3 months
But before that he was even slower because he was working on the game.

I wish all you metaniggers a very happy Matango pit.

When angels fall with broken wings

druella could be an egg and stil not get laid

>>46387798
Deonora used to be an egg.

>>46387798
This Anon will get raped extra hard when portals.

>>46387798
>be an egg
What?

>>46385217
I miss Losenis and Lanternon. Frost was great. A fair few.

>>46387835

If shog's underwater, does she get wet?

>>46385989
>>46386117
>Tsurara, Glacies, and Yeti standing outside the cooler arguing about the state of anon
>anon is chilling inside and can hear their muffled shouts
>”At least it’s not sneks”

>>46387890
Yeah shog underwear gets wet

>>46387890
Shog's a slime type. She's always wet (and ready).

>>46387890
Or does wet get her?

>>46387855
Remember, you don't have to outrun the zombies. You just have to outrun the guy next to you.

>>46387950
One of these zombies is scarier than the others.

>>46387723
>You don’t like MGE
I don’t like the inconsistencies in the setting but overall I don’t dislike it. Maybe take the dildo out of your ass first.

>>46388071
Oh fuck off. What you want is grimshit. Go to whatever hellhole exists for that.