/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you are dragged into an industrial lathe and killed at the moment of penetration

>>46041753
Hot.

She's not wearing any panties

>>46041613
I think you accidentally a word.

>>46041613
I want to be the Chinese girl.

going on a date with meiling in her hometown! getting killed by a bus as you cross the road to the restaurant! getting run over hundreds of times more by oblivious commuters! your broken bodies finally getting removed from the road by way of a sinkhole opening in it!

why doesn't she wear pants

>>46044202
They hinder movement. Not optimal for kung-fu.

>>46044202
It's merely an illusion

I want to slurp the noodles

>>46044407
Meiling is going to slurp your noodle, dude.

>>46042545
how can you smell?

>>46043960
nonsense, Meilings hometown is clearly some rice farm in bumfuck nowhere with a total population of 50. you would be lucky if the royal guards even came to collect tributes (of rice because they are so poor they literally have nothing else)

>>46046955
A fragrance similar to the scent of the South China Sea…

>>46043919
Getting anon slim and fit to fit in a kung-fu dress and making him grow his hair out!

>>46047960
Fag.

>>46048145
But enough about you.

What is emitting that light?

>>46047960
Hot

>>46047960
NTA but I'm already slim but not the meiling-muscular kind of slim but more the shion-visible-ribcage kind of slim.

>>46053786
just put the dress on and we'll see what we have to work with

>>46053085
She's wearing a kotatsu skirt

>>46041753

Sex with big Hong

>>46041613

>>46043919
>>46047960
>>46056553
God could you imagine mindbreaking several anons into becoming their favorite /jp/ characters?
Locking them up in strange special alternate Kigs and watching the aftermath unfold. Complaining about "I'll need to go pee eventually." or "These stink! You'll need to wash this thing." Until realization kicks in that they can't seem to even feel either of those now too. Chunks of their old identity slowly slipping away as they begin to question if they're even human anymore. They begin to strangely embrace being in the body of their favorite Touhou or 7th Expansion character & let their fingers start getting dirty until...

...

"Aha! Good morning Meiling! How has that nap? Hmmm? No I don't know anybody named "Anon" nor have seen someone similar. Must've been a strange dream."
best part is seeing how long it takes them to remember who they themselves are again & the reaction to being in the body of a cute fictional smoking babe.

>>46091800
...what?

>>46091800
ehhh... I think a nice dress and some hair dye would be sufficient
I would certainly support the mindbreaking though, we could use constant microdosing with LSD, blackmeiling their parents into going along with it, breaking into their houses to airbrush them out of old photos and add meiling or the touhou of choice in their place and lots of other little psychological things like that, it could be very fun

>>46091800
Utterly deranged, please continue.

>>46075446
Pouding the Hong Bong!

>>46091800
This is the kind of post I come to /jp/ for

>>46091800

>>46091800
continue

>>46091800
I volunteer as tribute, Anon.

>>46091800
Scat and piss fags need to be boiled alive but otherwise based

>>46092231
>blackmeiling
you are deranged but you also made me spit coffee all over my desk

fuck you

>>46091800
I’m too short to be Eiki so your plan fails :/

I love Meiling!

>>46091800
this is pretty gay. glad i want to have sex with 2hus instead of whatever this queerdo fantasizes about

>>46099107
Why not both? 2hus aren't real yet so /jp/ anons in kigurumi dressed as 2hus is the next best thing

>>46099121
>2hus aren't real
You know nothing. I have seen them.

>>46099121
>2hus aren't real
You know nothing. I have seen them.

I want to become your favorite tall touhou

>>46099483
Why don't you?

>>46099121
>/jp/ anons in kigurumi dressed as 2hus
the post exclaimed that the person wearing the kigurumi stopped feeling their genitals or sense of smell tho, so it's not any normal kind of Kig that you can just take on and off. Either it actually transforms you into the character (with flesh and organs and the like) or you just kinda fuse with it and become a living cosplay.
Mr. 46091800 we need answers

>>46099483
wrong thread
>>46086826

>>46099936
That's scary though. I don't want the anons in kigs to get morphed into their cosplay outfit I want them to be safe and comfortable in the kig

>>46091800
>Write this post mildly sleep deprived at like 1 in the morning
>Think "oh this'll get 1 reply"
>Come back to thread later after a good night's rest
>Basically derailed the thread, with several people cheering for an encore
Huh, well busy my buffers. I'd be glad to write some more of this since this type tf is really underutilized.

>>46099936
>>46091800
lmao so basically the plot of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clown_(film) but with 2hus

>>46041613
Meiling has two threads!

>>46107119
Make more! I kinda got a boner (kinda) from reading it. Tell me all your other degenerate fantasies!

I FUCKING LOVE HONG SO MUCH
I WANT TO MARRY THE HONG AND TO HUG THE HONG AND TO KISS THE HONG AND TO CUDDLE WITH THE HONG UNDER A TREE AND HAVE A CUTE LITTLE NAP WITH THE HONG UUUUUUUUGHHHHH

>>46108006
slut

This could be >>(you)

>>46110800
but I dont want to turn into junko

>>46110800
I prefer chicken

Valentine's Tea date with the Hong!

Don't go yet, Meiling

>>46118273
it failed

>>46112259
God I wish this were me

>>46118330
Why?

>>46118342
I like chicken

Taking a hot bath

I want to Hong inside and take responsability

The /jp/ word of the day is "Autogynephilia"

>>46121387
That was yesterday's word, today's is Hongsband.

>>46099026
Eiki is short

>>46091800
This question has been asked too many times. How about this, what if...you became your LEAST favourite 2hu. Like imagine a kaguyafag turning into a smelly recluse hobo that probably has toejam between her calloused toes or something...

>>46128203
I wouldn't want to be come wriggle
i hate bugs!

>>46128240
Well sorry mr anon but you'll have to get use to them. You can keep them as pets!

>>46128244
but they are so gross and weird!

>>46047684
>nonsense, Meilings hometown is clearly some rice farm in bumfuck nowhere with a total population of 50. you would be lucky if the royal guards even came to collect tributes (of rice because they are so poor they literally have nothing else)
That is very charming and cute. She could either be proud of her humble upbringing or ashamed of it in light of anon most likely not being as much of a poorfag as she ways but little does she know that anon still loves her!

>>46128203
They'd probably kill themselves!
oh wait...

>>46120617
mmmm soup

>>46133398
Hitori makes a sequel where Sakuya gets her revenge via Meiling udon.

>>46133398
Put some thick udon noodles in there with some meat and veggies...oh yummy!!

>>46118330
I'm going to kook you rotisserie style

>>46091800
that's a lot of replies

>>46154791
It's just not the same.
She won't even call me trash and laugh at me after tripping me up and making me eat mud.
Why even bother.

>>46091800
Your 2hu wife... Uhhh... Fuck...

>>46107119
Alright just gimme a few more hours to finish this up lol
Your asses are not prepared

>>46162109
What will happen to my ass?!?

>>46162292
You grow an obnoxious pimple in an really inconvenient area and it'll be the biggest pain in your ass (literally)

>Got autosaged right as OP was about to deliver
Shame.

>>46162865
Deliver what?

>>46162978
DELIVER DEEZ BISCUTS!
UOOOOOOOOH GET PWNED

>>46163003
https://youtu.be/2_oYt8pZ0a8?si=Ige2f1VqSM4DSLqi

Meiling threads really took a turn for the worse, huh...

>>46163215
The secret?
Gatekeeping.

>>46163215
TBF there was already a better & populated Melling thread when this one was made. Hongheads aren't exactly losing much here.
I'm liking the new direction this thread is taking anyway

>>46110800
>>46112259
>>46154791
https://youtu.be/dpKc8N3FJsQ?si=aC1k-bOH4as588Fb

>>46091800
this is what they don't tell you about MK Ultra

>>46125976
are men's bathrooms actually that much shittier than women's?

>>46162109
well?
we're waiting.

>>46190686
sequels are always difficult and frequently overrun in development time

“Shit… The hell happened when I was out?” Anon pondered to himself. He swore just five minutes ago, he’d gone to go take a nap after being overcome with the strongest wave of sudden exhaustion he’d ever seen. Now he’s in what can only be described as a stereotypical rendition of one of those trendy “backroom liminal space” type images except it was themed around the lobby of a dentist office. So many odd twists and turns. “Looks like I’m having some sort of lucid dream again” he thought. At least until he experienced a strange encounter.

“Herwo! I’ve supposed to have been looking for you!” said a small little girl. Kinda looked like that one lass from Umineko but with… uh… very large breasts. The hell? ,

“Hey.” Anon #78 said, greeting the strange little girl. “Hello little one! What on earth are you doing here?

“I’m not sure myself, but I sure ain’t complaining. Just five minutes ago I was a 37 year old man!”

Anon’s face quickly switched to one of utter confusion. “...What?”

“Yup! Stung like a bitch for a good couple minutes but it was worth it! Who needs cunny anymore when you can BECOME the cute and funny?”

#78 needed to double take for what he was hearing. This girl has to be reading off a script given to her by a degenerate or something. No way this 12(?) year old actually knows what the hell she’s yapping about. This has most certainly gotta be some coked up dream. Did he pass out after huffing something he shouldn't have been again?

“Anyways, the people I just met with told me to tell you to meet them in their office. They’re down the left hall in the room with the hazel door, waiting for you. See you on the flipside!” said the strange girl. And just like that, she left. Gone like an angel’s kiss in the wind. Well, only one place to go from here.

#78 quickly followed the strange… things directions to the door. It was indeed hazel-colored. Even had a small bowl outside of it for Taffy. After taking one for himself, he entered with the only question that felt appropriate.

“...What the hell did you guys do to that guy back there? He looked like that something year-old from Umineko but talked like a 40 something year old perv-”

Someone cackled. “Oh, did you see my design for him? Isn't that how he should be treated? After all, he's an anonymous user from that place, that place... I really don't know the name. He should be glad that I gave him the deluxe treatment instead of tearing his limbs out one by one. Kihahahaha! Now what about you? Do you have the nerve to talk back to the Witch-”

“...What’re you talking about? Did I just walk into the world's most intense DnD campaign or something? The hell is going on guys.”

>>46199648
“Ah, a new player has entered the game! Kyehaha! It looks like you are going to be the new victim to our fun project. So let's get started.” Yukari laughed, looking at #78 with a playful smirk on her face. “Your first task is to pick a character from our universes. You can choose any character from My series or Beatrice’s 7th expansion.”

That's a weird way to put it. Why not just say “Beatrice’s series”?

Beatrice laughs. "I have been waiting a unruly time for a new player, as well. Kihahahaha! I can't let this new opportunity get away. Let's go through our rules quickly. You are not permitted to create somebody made up & Your character must be someone other than your real identity! That is the most important rule! Otherwise, you can choose your character freely. Think about your choice carefully!”

…This isn’t a larp. And after a little pinch, it appears he’s not dreaming either.

This question made Anon #78 reminisce a bit. Is this somehow related to that one thread from last night asking the same question? Swore he saw one Anon bring up that Maria Ushiromiya munchkin there, which would explain whoever the hell he saw earlier with the fowl mouth. He remembered answering the heavily underrated Urumi Ushizaki but, thankfully, he's still normal. So what gives?

"So have you made your choice?" Yukari ponders, taping the end of a feather that sat atop her hat as she waited for his response. "You could become a famous Youkai like me, or an angel like the Intellectual Rapist."

Anon #78’s breath started to hasten. “Oh no need! I uh... I don't have a favorite, I’m not even supposed to be here! Heh, so I'll just get out of your hair and-”

"No, you won't. You're gonna be playing MY game, and so you will be following MY rules." Yukari smirked. "So, you don't have a favorite? That's fine too! Let me pick a character for you. Heck, maybe it's more fun that way."

Everyone else in the room watches as Yukari pulled a rafflebox out of thin air, she dug for a while before pulling something out. A card saying... URUMI?!? “Oh no no no no… How the fuck does she know? This has gotta be a cracked-out dream.” #78 thought, but then why isn’t he waking the fuck up?!?

Beatrice bursts into laughter, and it felt like it echoed through the entire complex. “Ah, so you are someone of culture, I see. I’m not quite familiar with this one, but I can already tell you have chosen a magnificent character. A cow-spider hybrid who fishes and is also adorable in more ways than one. Wonderful choice, wouldn’t you agree?”

“I.. I uh... I don't know who that... hehe…”

In actuality, Anon knew that character from anywhere. It was the one that he posted was his favorite in that damned thread! But how!?! It's clearly not a coincidence at this point, those two can't actually be the real Yukari and Beatrice right? T-They aren't real! He's not gonna get transformed into her right? But she just gapped in shit! That mumbo jumbo that middle aged man said earlier about it “stinging” is starting to become increasingly worrying.

The two bitches grin slyly, pleased with anon’s reaction.

"Oh, you do seem to know who that character is. Urumi is indeed one of the lesser-known characters in our world, but she’s been lucky enough to get chosen for you in this project. This is quite an unexpected outcome." said Yakumo.

“N-Nope! N-Never seen her…”

Yukari laughed again. Seeming to enjoy toying with #78. She leans closer as she speaks.
"We read your post, you know. I can tell that not only have you seen her before. I can also tell that she is your favorite character!"

...uh oh, spaghetti-oooooooooooooooooooooooo…

>>46199648
Dentists do this shit and wonder why people dislike going to their establishment

>>46199648 #
“Ah, a new player has entered the game! Kyehaha! It looks like you are going to be the new victim to our fun project. So let's get started.” Yukari laughed, looking at #78 with a playful smirk on her face. “Your first task is to pick a character from our universes. You can choose any character from My series or Beatrice’s 7th expansion.”

That's a weird way to put it. Why not just say “Beatrice’s series”?

Beatrice laughs. "I have been waiting a unruly time for a new player, as well. Kihahahaha! I can't let this new opportunity get away. Let's go through our rules quickly. You are not permitted to create somebody made up & Your character must be someone other than your real identity! That is the most important rule! Otherwise, you can choose your character freely. Think about your choice carefully!”

…This isn’t a larp. And after a little pinch, it appears he’s not dreaming either.

This question made Anon #78 reminisce a bit. Is this somehow related to that one thread from last night asking the same question? Swore he saw one Anon bring up that Maria Ushiromiya munchkin there, which would explain whoever the hell he saw earlier with the fowl mouth. He remembered answering the heavily underrated Urumi Ushizaki but, thankfully, he's still normal. So what gives?

"So have you made your choice?" Yukari ponders, taping the end of a feather that sat atop her hat as she waited for his response. "You could become a famous Youkai like me, or an angel like the Intellectual Rapist."

Anon #78’s breath started to hasten. “Oh no need! I uh... I don't have a favorite, I’m not even supposed to be here! Heh, so I'll just get out of your hair and-”

"No, you won't. You're gonna be playing MY game, and so you will be following MY rules." Yukari smirked. "So, you don't have a favorite? That's fine too! Let me pick a character for you. Heck, maybe it's more fun that way."

Everyone else in the room watches as Yukari pulled a rafflebox out of thin air, she dug for a while before pulling something out. A card saying... URUMI?!? “Oh no no no no… How the fuck does she know? This has gotta be a cracked-out dream.” #78 thought, but then why isn’t he waking the fuck up?!?

Beatrice bursts into laughter, and it felt like it echoed through the entire complex. “Ah, so you are someone of culture, I see. I’m not quite familiar with this one, but I can already tell you have chosen a magnificent character. A cow-spider hybrid who fishes and is also adorable in more ways than one. Wonderful choice, wouldn’t you agree?”

“I.. I uh... I don't know who that... hehe…”

In actuality, Anon knew that character from anywhere. It was the one that he posted was his favorite in that damned thread! But how!?! It's clearly not a coincidence at this point, those two can't actually be the real Yukari and Beatrice right? T-They aren't real! He's not gonna get transformed into her right? But she just gapped in shit! That mumbo jumbo that middle aged man said earlier about it “stinging” is starting to become increasingly worrying.

The two bitches grin slyly, pleased with anon’s reaction.

"Oh, you do seem to know who that character is. Urumi is indeed one of the lesser-known characters in our world, but she’s been lucky enough to get chosen for you in this project. This is quite an unexpected outcome." said Yakumo.

“N-Nope! N-Never seen her…”

Yukari laughed again. Seeming to enjoy toying with #78. She leans closer as she speaks.
"We read your post, you know. I can tell that not only have you seen her before. I can also tell that she is your favorite character!"

...uh oh, spaghetti-oooooooooooooooooooooooo…

>>46199672
The anons on the /07/th Expansion Thread will LOVE this

>>46199672
Beatrice leans closer to #78’s ear. Her voice hushed and whispering, feeling it like a gust of cold air.
"Don't you want to experience what it is like to BE Urumi? Don't you wanna look like her, sound like her, act like her?".
"Or maybe..." Yukari begins to grin as she speaks, a sinister light shining in her eyes. "Maybe you'd even want to BE HER! FOREVER!"

Anon #78 was taken aback by this sudden rise of attention & tension. “What? No! I mean she's really hot but I don't wanna BE her! I'm fine as who I am, guys.”

Beatrice can hear him resisting, but she's determined to make him accept her offer.

"Aww, it looks like you're in denial. Don’t worry, every lady is nervous before their first time. Let me try something a little different to help you accept this wonderful opportunity." Beatrice said before clapping her hands together.

"I declare that from this point forward, you shall be 牛崎潤美, Urumi Ushiromiya! Your identity will be that of Urumi, for the sake of our game. Accept it!"

“What the hell are you-”

Before Anon #78 could continue his sentence, he felt some fabric plastic-like with a gooey glue inside clamp around his kneecaps. Before he knew it, the transformation had started.

“GAAAH! Are you nuts? Just let me go back home! I'm NEVER EVER going to accept your weird-”

Before Anon could even finish his sentence, he felt the strange plastic & slimey sensation quickly continue to crawl up his legs. When he looked down, he found out that the lower half of a strange Kigurumi bodysuit had just slithered up the entirety of his legs without his consent. The life-long familiarity that was his hairy groin and below were now replaced with a shiny, shaved & smooth pair of sexy feminine legs. He was never a big player in the art of suting, but the bloody things looked way more hyper realistic then some of the stuff he’s seen before. One thing that quickly stood out was the shiny toenail polish this... thing appeared to have overwritten onto his feet.

Beatrice gawked at Anon’s predicament. "Hmm... Ah, I guess your transformation is already half-way there! Looks like your lower body has been fully transformed into that of a beautiful woman faster than I expected for a nagging brat like you. I must admit, your legs are very nice. The way the polish blends so seamlessly with the rest of your skin is quite impressive. Dare I say, you cleant up better then some of my own furniture! This transformation will only continue to grow on you, don't you think?"

“Y-YOU’RE INSANE! What the shit?!? What did you do to my thighs? I admit I was always a little fatter on the scale but my thighs were never this big before! G-Get this damned thing off! My balls are NOT safe in this thing!” Anon scrempt, trying to pull down the bodysuit, but whatever that strange goop was seemed to be locking it in it's place. Damn it, it’s like Flytrap paper in there!”

"Oh? Does little Urumi have feelings about her body? How cute." Beatrice chuckles to herself, smirking at #78’s unsuccessful struggle. "Now, don't feel insecure about your new-found curves. They look wonderful on you... and I'm sure you'll eventually come around on those thighs of yours. They are quite... APPETIZING~"

“SHUT UP! Don’t even start with that! I'm not a cow girl! I'm never going to cooperate with your weird homosexual roleplay and that is FINAL. Get this shit offa m-

Beatrice's eyes lighted up with a sadistic gleam. “Oh, I just love it when my words hit the mark. You can't even bear to admit how much you loved that description, can you?” Well, I wonder if you’ll have the same reaction when I say this... Your legs are soft and supple and tantalizingly pale and soooo smooth~”

#78 was unable to even talk back this time. All that escaped his mouth was an accidental moan. Thankfully it was more of a masculine boar cry then anything girly, but it’s not likely it’ll remain that way if he doesn’t get out of this sticky situation fast.

>>46199689
"Oh heavens, you are really enjoying this, aren't you?! I suppose I could describe these gorgeous, slender legs in even greater detail, but I think you get the picture, hmm?"

Yukari can't stop herself from laughing either. "Oh my, it looks like my friend’s words have really made an impression on you. I can somewhat make it out through the fabric of your new legs. You're quite aroused aren't you? I'm starting to think your body is enjoying this transformation a little too much now..."

“N... Nooooo... *pant pant* Stop putting thoughts in my head, you nasty ass buh... buh... bitchies!”

Anon still couldn't believe his own eyes. How would he tell his family about this if it's actually happening? This is the one time he doesn’t want to see where it leads. Please, wake him up already! This wet dream sucks!

as if one que, the goopy plastic begins vibrating again like it did when first attaching itself to Anon's lower half. However, it stood in place as if waiting for a command. Didn't stop Anon from trying to continuously push it back down off of him, though.

“Stop! I'll do whatever else you guys want, please! I'm sorry for what I said earlier! Have Mercy… I have... responsibilities... in my life... like Taxes and-”
Anon tries coming up with more of an argument to the two devil’s words, but is interrupted as Beatrice's finger rising upwards causes the strange substance to follow suit onto Anon's chest. His figure almost immediately forcibly cracks and shrivels inwards into mimic that of a ladies. He can't say anything else but a forced lewd moan. As expected, it’s lost a lot of threatening luster.

"Come, let's see how you work those curves, boy! Don't they feel wonderful to have? You’re gonna loooove the way they shake when you walk."

Anon desperately tries keeping his balance upward as seemingly some form of coping mechanism, but is knocked to his knees as his sense of balance is thrown off by a newer stomach and breasts gushing outward.

“haaah... haaaah... You're not gonna get away with this... haaaaah...”

“Woah! Is it supposed to be that fat?” Beatrice asked.

“Yup! Just made some small alterations to his casing. A lot of images on his electronic device had pictures of Urumi with larger utters & a noticeable increase of fat on her bones, so I’m helping him get more comfortable by making his vessel even better fitting for his tastes.” Yukari elaborated. #78 could barely even focus on what they were saying anymore with such a fuzzy head. Not like he was currently using his head anyway. Anon #78 was fully at a loss for words while he jiggled around his new tits and stomach. Despite his self-deficating comments on his weight just a few minutes earlier, he was a skinny little bone of a person no different from you or me. But now? Now he'd almost fully become a 1-1 replica of this plump, kind slamcow from a franchise he liked. He felt brief tears form as memories of some fucked up doujins he would always read started flashing in his head. Those stories of Yukari abducting random boys to mess with were supposed to be fiction! So then why…

Anon isn't even able to get another word in with the two vile ladies before his singular remaining remnant of who he once was, his head, was engulfed by a plastic shell replica of the Ushi-oni's face. It even added her bright red horns on the top. With this, everything to do with his old identity had completely washed away. (S)he was now officially Urumi Ushizaki - Parental Guardian of Ancient Fish. No bones about it.

>>46199712
"Ah, the perfect ending for the transformation. Truly, this makes everything so much more satisfying. You’ve been one of the best attempts I’ve seen so far, so I'll try & enjoy these remaining few moments to the fullest."

Beatrice's expression turns slightly cruel.

"Your mind is hopefully now completely under my control. The finishing touches will have hopefully removed all remnants of your oh-so boring previous personality, and from now on, you shall only be the beautiful and plump Mrs. Ushizaki! So how do you feel now that you're a perfect woman, girlfriend?"

“...What the fuck did you do to me?” Anon squealed with what little self-restraint he had left. “M-My voice! I... I can't go home like this. You can’t keep me stuck like this…”

Yukari stepped forward. "Aww, you're acting so submissive today, Urumi! It wouldn't surprise me if you already have some motherly feelings about Ebisu and friends flowing through your v-”

“I'M NOT A GODDAMN GIRL! NOR MOTHER! NOR SISTER! I-I don't care how much you gaslight me, I'm not budging. Please! Have you not had your fill?” Snapped Anon. Seems like he still has a little fight in him.

"Awww~ Denial is such a cute response. So it's clear that your subconscious is still struggling. Your mind might try to deny the facts, but your body knows better. When a man like yourself is transformed into a woman, your body knows exactly what it wants, even if your mind can't come to terms with it. So you can keep denying it, but you and I both know the truth, now don't we sweetheart?"

Yukari yawned while flicking her titular fan. “Alright, This kerfuffle has been fun but we have more people we need to get too & I say we’ve just about reached your wits end. Time to end things.” The gaphag then proceeded to open a rift in order to grab what could only be described as two glowing balls of blue stuck right next to eachother.

“Goodbye, Mr #78. I look forward to where you end up a month from now.”

With a quick *CRUNCH*, Yukari smushed the odd object in her palm to bits. Almost immediately, Anon started feeling something odd boiling in the more sensitive regions of his body. It took mere seconds before his dick aggressively started ejaculating unusually large amounts of semen from it. It was the biggest load he’d ever dispensed. It was hard to describe, but it felt as if every single ounce of hunk spunk within his testicles were being forcefully blasted outwards. Meanwhile, his fake breasts strangely started to drizzle out what looked to be silky fresh spider web material from the nipples. Guess the “spider” part of the character started bubbling out. Not like it mattered anyway. The pressure and pleasure was too much for poor old Urumi, and before she could experience whatever euphoria was coming up next…

She passed out.

…

…

…

“I’ll admit, I never thought Komachi & Eiki Shiki could’ve EVER had this kind of hobby! Never could’ve guessed they’d be into nail art but I’m glad they are. Glad to learn I can rock this dark blue color otherwise, hmmhmm~!” Urumi said, holding her hands up to her cheeks to show off her new navy nails & award winning smile..

“Urumi-chan! Uu-uu! I need you to push me more! The swing is slowing down!” Maria cried.

“Oh sure sure, just give me a second! I’m busy talking-”

“But Urumi-chan I want it noooooooow…”

“Okay, Okay! But only because you’re adorable. Well, guess I’ll see you two in a minute! Maybe we can hang out later at my place.” Urumi said before dashing off back onto the playground to help the uncomfortably large-tited Maria Ushiromiya. Or well, as quickly as such a big-boned cow can.

“...You think we should try and tell him? I cannot tell if he’s just really in-character or has been completely brain-washed and it’s kinda scaring me.” Battler asked his companion. Meiling however wasn’t really paying much attention to anything. She was constantly prying at her body, seemingly trying to get it to come off or finally find that magic zipper that’ll free themselves from their new body.

“Damn it Damn it Damn it! Of course the one day I come back to /jp/ after a months-long break, this shit happens & I get involved in it. I wanted to fuck Hong, not be her!”

“Hey, at least you get to be your favorite character. Battler isn’t anywhere near my Top 5 yet I ended up with him anyway. He wasn’t even my answer in the thread! It was Natushi.”

“Wait, why are you complaining about this? You’re one of the few people here who got to keep both their dignity and masculinity.”

“I used to be a girl, Meiling.”

“Oh…”

…

“You have my deepest sympathies.”

Alright. Took me longer then I probably should've but A promise is a promise.
Lord forgive me for tonight I have sinned. This is both the longest & gayest shit I have ever made. Apologies for any grammatic mistakes in the story. I finished up & posted the entirety of this on my phone while in bed at 2 in the morning so I haven't been able to gloss over everything 6 times like I usually do for anything that I make.

>>46199778
You should book an appointment with a psychiatrist

>>46199778
Kill yourself.

>>46181652
No, they're the same
The difference is that womens bathrooms are an absolute disaster area
Fucking Normandy recreations

>>46200988
Is there any subject more capable of summoning janitors than women's bathrooms?

>>46200200
Why are you being rude to that anon?

>>46199648
>>46199672
>>46199689
>>46199712
>>46199743
Didn't read any of this but I'm sure its gay and hot.

>>46202932
>gay and hot.
Imagine if we did that together lol

>>46199648
>>46199672
>>46199689
>>46199712
>>46199743
>He actually wrote a entire Kig tf story because of 1 shitpost
KMS and HSE in shambles

>>46199648
>>46199672
>>46199689
>>46199712
>>46199743
>>46199778
This is the greatest thing I've read on /jp/ in a looong time.
GIWTWM , I WANT TO BE TEH CHIEF MEIDO SO BADLY AAAAAAAAH

I think it's safe to say this is the most chaotic thread currently in /jp/'s catalog

>>46199778
10/10, further proof that even tho the AI will replace drawfags it will never ever match the creativity of writefags.

>>46205864
how would you even begin to describe this story as a prompt for an AI? That's why writefags don't get replaced; You just can't sum up the more ridiculous stories in a way that lets the AI understand them

I want to Mei her Ling till she Hongs.

>>46199648
>>46199672
>>46199689
>>46199712
>>46199743
I'm deleting this thread.

>>46203096
what if...

meira balls

Did he deserve it, bros?

>>46212183
Only skimmed the autogynephiliac story (not my fetish), but I love this dude's Urumi and want to squish her tummy.

You never see Urumi threads on the Jay these days do you?

>>46212263
>You never see Urumi threads on the Jay these days do you?
funnily enough, that's actually part of the reason I picked her to be #78's favorite lol

>>46199672
If I were in that position I'd have chosen Yukari just to mess with her.

Well. now what?
Do we continue the story or...

/kcs/ here, PLEASE continue

Transsexual story attracts transsexuals, what a development.

im savin dis

>>46041613
She's not wearing any panties

>>46199648
I'm taking notes for my own writing purposes.

>>46237793
That's because they're still in her room, she forgot to put them on in the rush to get dressed because she was busy cleaning up the contents of her womb.
My apology for making her late is going to be spending the night with her (again).

I'm not the Urumi anon, but if this thread isn't dead in a few hours expect a Byakuren story.

>>46244207
https://youtu.be/Dcu1z8vAgkQ

>>46244207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5kGfVYxjAA

Later delivery than expected, but it's here.
https://rentry dot co/oz9zmyvk

>>46248716
Well shit, I guess this is a thing now. Not complaining since it's my fetish but what a bizarre turn of events for this thread. I blame >>46043919.
Bit weird to follow the numbered /jp/sy thing from the Urumi story when the whole "Yukari and Beatrice turn anons into Kigurumi cosplay" plot isn't present in the slightest but otherwise really good & well written TF story with a really good image choice to boot.

>>46250307
The number was just to call back to the other story and poke fun at >>46245348
as Anon's number is the last 3 of his post. I'm glad you liked the rest.

WHERE'S THE 7TH EXPANSION TF
IT WAS IN THE STORY BUT THAT SERIES GETS LIKE NO CONTENT WHEN COMPARED TO TOUHOU

>>46255174
2hu chads stay winning (and getting transformed into big titty neesans)

>>46255174
Don't know too much about 7th Expansion, but give me a character and an idea for the TF and with a little research I'm sure I can put something out that'll hopefully be enjoyable.
That offer extends to anyone else with requests for a /jp/-related character. I won't get to all requests, but short stories like this help me get back into writing.

What would 7th expansion anons and Touhou anons do to each other

>>46260327
Comment on how Shion Sonozaki is just literally Sanae.
Prove me wrong.

>>46255174

>>46260466
Sanae isn't literally Shion, though. She's literally Mion and Shion's other sister who got spirited away to Gensokyo.

>>46262652
Mion is a tomgirl though but Sanae isn't a tomgirl

>>46248716
10/10

>>46259733
>That offer extends to anyone else with requests for a /jp/-related character.
Requesting Hina story

Personally I want to see more of whatever the hell is going on in the Urumianon kigcanon.
Like what's with the playground at the end. Like where does that take place? is it in real life or in the same space as the weird dentist office?

>>46262877
>is it in real life or in the same space as the weird dentist office
Same subspace made by Yukari and Beatrice for the labrats to live in for the time being. Wouldn't want any runaway kigs being a tattletale, now would we?

Anyways, thanks for all the support on the cowmom tf story! I'm kinda unsure on continuing since I'm a slacker that's supposed to be busy with multiple other projects but I'll try and see if I can do more for this since it's admittedly a ungodly guilty pleasure. Any /jp/ characters in particular >>(You) wanna see, anon?

If an anon ITT got magically transformed into a bottle of ketchup what would you do to them haha

>>46262806
Delivered! I hope enjoy the story!
https://rentry dot co/dfpmft43

>>46263074
Please continue writing! I found it to be an enjoyable read and it's clear others want more too. Just don't burn yourself out.

>>46263550
If you were Hina Kagiyama could I have sex with you?

>>46263550
Very boobular, thank you.
>>46263563
If you were Hina Kagiyama, I could have sex with you. Think about that.

>>46263550
GIWTM, thanks for the delivery writeanon.

>>46263577
>>46263833
I'm glad you enjoyed! The offer of delivering writing requests still stands for anyone interested!

>>46263833
If you were Hina Kagiyama what would you do

>>46270133
Spin2win I guess
I mean in these stories you often don't really get to "stay" as yourself for long.

>>46270320
Boring. You should become Hina4life.

>>46248716
>>46263550
>rentry dot co
Just use rentry.org, it doesn't have a filter.

>>46270133
Collect /jp/'s misfortune

>>46270090
I don't have a specific character request, maybe Meiling, but >>46270320 brings up something. I'd love it if, in your next story, anon got to spend a bit more time in the "oh fuck I'm a titty monster now" stage messing around or panicking before having their mind transformed, too. Might be tough to do in a short format, but that stage has always been the most fun to me.

>>46270662
>anon got to spend a bit more time in the "oh fuck I'm a titty monster now" stage messing around or panicking before having their mind transformed, too. Might be tough to do in a short format, but that stage has always been the most fun to me.

This.

>>46270090
Hmmmm...
How about getting #PRANKED by a group of mischievous low tier youkai in the middle of the human village and getting turned into a Shortstack Fairy?
Either that or Flandre pulls a sneaky on you and switches bodies with you so she can cause tomfoolery outside without needing to worry about sunlight or being wrangled back in by the rest of the SCM

>>46270555
*semen

>>46270465
>>46270662
>>46270717
Understood, I'll make the adjustments! Going to do the Meiling and shortstack fairy story!

Why are you transsexuals like this?

>>46271095
There is nothing transsexual about wanting to fuck an anon who's been transformed into a massive-breasted version of one of my favorite 2hus. Can't speak for those who want to be the anon that gets transformed, though...

>>46271290
This is the same type of argument ntr fags use.
Nobody asked if it gets you hard because obviously you're jerking off to the gender bending/transformation aspect already.
WHY are you like this?

>>46273326
Genderbending anons is hot

>>46273326
>WHY are you like this?
Disney channel aired a marathon of body swap episodes when I was really impressionable & it kinda just spiraled from there.
Also, while strange, this is the first bit of new writefagging we've gotten in a hot minute.

Imagine turning a cute /jp/ into Meiling as a fetish

>>46274253
t. Totally spies! fan

I just jerked off and now I regret all the horny posts I made about transforming /jp/sies into 2hus

>>46274828
Hold onto your shame, it keeps you from becoming truly degenerate

>>46275246
>it keeps you from becoming truly degenerate
I passed that point a long time ago. Sorry to disappoint you....

>>46270090
>>46263074
do eirin transformation. if you want.

>>46270090
>>46263074
do eirin transformation. if you want. or cirno.

>>46274828
At least it wasn't >>46041753 that derailed the thread.

>>46274828
I have not jerked off in a week and am still horny for 2hu TF. Carry on.

Hong Meiling story done!
https://rentry dot org/x9vfazb9
I think I'll combine the short stack fairy and >>46276578 's Cirno request. Something about a proud youkai hunter really becoming the strongest.

>>46280772
if you are using .org, no need to write (space)dot. There is not filter for it.

>>46280772
that was hot, thanks anon. the transformation was very well done

>>46280772
Lactation too? You're too good to us, anon, thank you

Meiling sighed in a tone that could only be described as awkward. “Okay! It's only been about 5 days since we got here & we already have our first… uh… “incident” I guess.”

Before the two laid a scenario that was both unusual & predictable from a mile away. A herd of low level goat furniture were nonchalantly just having an orgy with some of the dolled up captives in broad daylight. It was a little hard to make out who was even there, but Battler & Hong could somewhat make out what appeared to be a Futa(?) Reimu receiving some sloppy top. They didn’t even know that was possible but I guess skies are the limit when you’re stuck in the world of two psycho bitches who can seemingly do anything. Battler swore he could see a Higanbana character or two in there. He could also see…

“Wait… is that…? Oh no fucking way this guy is here too.” Battler snickered.

“Hmm? What's here?”

Meiling’s gaze was guided by Battler’s pointer finger. It appeared to be Rika Furude (or rather somebody cursed into the silicone mold of the character) getting her back blown out by one of the beefed-up goats.

“Hgnn… This is so F-Fucking Redditpilled …Y-Yeah, that’s it! I bet the losers responsible for this are one of thooose filthy RedditcOOOOOOOOOOrd~!” was all Rika could pant out before a large delivery of satanic goat sperm got blasted into her ass. From her physical appearance being covered in bruises and dried-out moist spots, it appears she’s been getting hot ‘n busy for a while.

“Oh shit! You think we should we help him or-”

Battler chuckled. “Nah. I have no idea how or why he’s here, but it’s a fitting fate for someone like him. Glad to see one good thing come out of this experience.”

“Damn… That is a very strong sentence.” Meiling replied, ever-so slightly mortified. “What on earth did that guy do to give you such intense opinions?”

“He committed the worst crime of all: being an annoying shitposter in my favorite general.”

Meiling nodded, inquisitively holding her chin. “Ah okay nevermind that’s actually pretty reasonable-”

Battler suddenly shot upwards. “SHOOT! I only just remembered. What time are we supposed to arrive at that guy’s place again?!? The one who's stuck as what's-her-face cow from Touhou.”

>>46285021
*knock knock knock*

…

Urumi opened the door with a wide enough smile on her face to light up an entire room. “Aha! Melilng! Battler! Glad you two could make it. What kept 'ya so long?”

Battler nervously chuckled. “Uh, Hey! Glad to see we’re finally at the correct house. Sorry about that wait. We… um… How do I put it…”

“Cat got your tongue, hun~?” Urumi chuckled.

“No. We got distracted by people getting too intimate… in public.”

“I can confirm! I was there and she forced me to look in closer detail as this one couple-”

Meiling’s tangent is cut short as she notices Urumi’s confused expression. “Hmmm? “She”? You mean Battler, buttercup?” Asked the thick bovine. It looks like Hong forgot that not everybody is on the same mental page here. “Oh yeah yeah! Meant to say “He”. S-Sorry about that. Accidental slip of the tongue.” she would say, rubbing her sweaty palms together.

It was hard for the poor soul stuck inside of the beloved Chinese leg day menace to stay in line of his chosen character. It's not like he absolutely couldn't play the role or anything, he knew Hong like the back of his hand thanks to his hard drive spanning years of high quality Hong Smut, but the looming paranoia of getting so “into it” that his conscience gets silently overwritten or something was too much for either him or the femanon inside Battler to ever fully try & commit. Thankfully, whatever act they were performing now seemed to work well enough to never draw suspicion from the cow.

Urumi laughed again “Oh no problem! I'm an experienced adult youkai and even I'm a bit flustered over how frisky everybody is getting these days. Makes me wonder where on earth some of these youngling’s manners went. Anyways, what're you two doing idling out there? C'mon in, I'll make you some grub.”

And make she did! The Cow cooked up & delivered at least 3 different types of yummy delicious sautéed fish. The aroma was both disgustingly salty & deliciously tasty. But actually eating it was very… uh… unbearable? Thanks to the mask forcefully embedded onto their faces, everything that enters their mouth gets corroded and then given an unpleasant added texture (thanks, whatever wearhouse Beatrice smuggled these things from) that really sowered & devalued what should’ve otherwise been a great tasting meal. Well, should’ve been for Battler and Meiling. Urumi seemingly didn’t notice anything tasting funny from what the two could tell. Or maybe she was just used to it at this point unlike everybody else? Basically anything that isn’t you-know-what tastes like this now because it’s forced to touch something that feels like it was made with Nintendo Switch cartridge coating. And that’s not to mention the other questions this alone raises like the increasing concern over where the food & drinks even go after swallowing. This was only one of the many strange, headscratching effects Kigifacation provides.

>>46285021
>>46285053

>>46285053
“Y’know, I wonder if I’ve been fired from my 9-5 yet. Can’t exactly manage a Gas Station when you’re stuck in Cosplay Hell.” Meiling accidentally blurted out, trying to start any kind of conversation she could to help distract her from the looming horrid aftertaste in her mouth.

“Hmmm? Have you not been getting enough sleep lately, Meiling? Last I checked, Gatekeeping the Scarlet Devil Mansion didn’t operate under those hours. Infact, are any of the other Scarlet members even around currently? Haven't seem 'em.” Urumi asked, confused.

“Uh… You know, the... One thing I should...”

Before Meiling could pull an excuse out of her rear, the coo-coo clock in the kitchen rings. It was now 7:00 PM.

“Shit! It’s been 2 and a half hours already?” Battler muttered. “I swear time here flows significantly faster when you’re not looking. Sorry for making our leave as quickly as we arrived, Mrs. Ushizaki.”

“Honey, it’s fine! You can slow your roll. I’m not gonna make ‘ya drown with the fishes or anything like I used too when I was younger, if ‘ya need anything again just stop on by. I’d be glad to help.” Urumi smirked.

“Okay Okay, You mind if I ask a small question before I head out?”

“Knock Yourself out!”

“Alrighty then.” Battler said, gulping. Urumi couldn’t help but wonder what could possibly be big enough of a question for someone that they need to prepare themselves. OOH! IS IT A LOVE CONFESSION?!? Please be a love confession! Those are always enjoyably spicy.

“Uhh… Does the name “Anon” ring a bell to you? L-Like the word Anonymous.” Battler asked, scratching his head.

Urumi’s face shifted to one of astonishment. “...You a psychic or somethin’? Just a couple days ago I had this strange dream. Well, it wasn’t that weird in retrospect. It was just an average one about flying teeth & the tooth fairy. It was made weird by everyone calling me “Anon” for some reason instead of my actual name. You think this is like one of those freaky “previous life” visions? 'Heard Byakuren also had one of those recently.”

“Nah, just have decent intuition.” Battler joked. “Anywho, thanks for having us over. I’ve been having a bit of a shitty week but this was actually quite enjoyable. I'll leave you to it, cya later!” and with that, Ushiromiya (and I guess Hong when neither of them were looking?) left the premises.

…

“Ooooh… Maybe it was “Anon” cause… like… Anon-MOO-us!” Urumi said to herself. Quickly sending herself into a hard bellylaugh over her own stupid pun.

>>46285021
>>46285053
>>46285091
not a lot of raunchy moments besides the beginning in this one cause I wanted to build the characters a little more before going off the rails with anything.
>>46276578
>do Eirin transformation if you want
Dually noted. keep an eye out for next writeup

Will deliver Cirno story tomorrow. I'm glad to see the kiganon is writing again!

what a terribly failed meiling thread

>>46289425
What a wonderfully successful TF thread!

what a terribly successful trans thread

>>46290676
thread literally transformed

Might I suggest Remi or Flan?

>>46285091
>>46285161
>>46287547
awesome, carry on the epic work

Can you please make the transformation story involving sex with a /jp/ anon?

>Satorianon is completely resigned to his fate

>>46292379
...huh? I haven't seen anything related to Satori ITT
context?

>>46292855
there isn't anything related to Satori yet

>>46199648
>>46199672
Chimata CHIMATA I wanna be Chimata

Shocked Orin hasn't been mentioned, considering the amount of anons that would absolutely wring you dry with the paizuri cat.

>>46298328
If I were Orin I would do this to /jp/ anons

https://litter.catbox.moe/0xf63f.jpg

>>46298508
You get to become Orin but you have to cut your penis and balls off, with absolutely no painkillers or drugs. And you have to stay like that until you stop bleeding, at which point the transformation happens.
Would you do it?

>>46298553
Not him but if that's the price to become a 2hu... *revs up dremel*

>>46298553
No because this is a temporary magical transformation not someone's transvestite bottom surgery fantasy

>>46298553
...no?
I genuinely think everyone ITT would geuinely rather put on the cursed kig then cut their dick off.

>>46298553
I'm pretty sure you would die because the bleeding wouldn't stop before you bleed out

>>46299188
But what if it was the only option?

>>46299576
I've literally wrote several paragraphs about Men getting turned into Chicks & not even I would touch this with a 39 and a half foot poll
I may like gender bending content more then the average Joe but I'm not mutilating my IRL dick.

>>46300918
Even if you could turn back at any point by performing a similar procedure? With no risk of dying?

I just want a 2hu kigurumi paizuri. Or thighjob. Or footjob. Or straight sex (as anon is a girl while in kig).

>>46290872
Not mine but I found this in the archives
https://pastebin.com/qeutrCnx

>tfw just got idea for Mamizou fic
Jesus lord fuck this thread I'm supposed to be doing stuff for other writethreads

>>46310057
I fucking love her

>>46310057
That sounds miserable. Mamizou is a fat hag, who would want to be her?

>>46312188

>>46285091
>filename

Cirno / short stack fairy story delivered! I hope you enjoy, and I'm still taking requests!
https://rentry.org/yvodim74

>>46313662
>It's Tanned Cirno
I didn't even think of this but I'm glad you did. Pretty bloody good overall. Liked the plot being about the Grassroute trio.
>and I'm still taking requests!
Here, have a bit of a curveball: Kappa prototype goes wrong & tf's Megumu into the average tengu-crazy 4chan anon. There's some nice comedic potential here with Nitori being heavily concerned & immediately trying to find a way to undo the effect meanwhile Aya / Hatate start to really enjoy this Dorky Guy who can't even speak Japanese that showers them in affection constantly

>>46316230
Hey, 4chan anons are NOT tengu crazy, I resent that claim!

>>46310057
back to the HSE with ye

>>46313662
Is this considered a good end or a bad end? At least he wasn't mind broken, but he's stuck as a massive big tiddy fairy and a joke

What an unfortunate fate (haha)

>>46313662
Incredibly hot. Please continue. Clownpiece?
>>46310057
Abandon your responsibilities and transform.

>>46316230
>tf's Megumu into the average tengu-crazy 4chan anon
A proud, sexy, powerful, and illustrious daitengu reduced to a dork? That's deviant, you should be ashamed. It's so deviant I'm going to read it if it gets written just so you can know how deviant it is.

>>46313662
I'm gonna channel my inner Seija and say that seeing power-flips like above, where the weak become strong and the strong become weak are the best. I read these tf touhou stories on pixiv from one author on this premise and they were wild.

>>46316230
>>46319604
>>46319497
I'll do the Megumu one and the Clownpiece because I really like the Greek fairy and I remember wanting to do a story about some H.P. Lovecraft protagonist poking around in ruins dedicated to Hekate and the consequences of being at the wrong crossroads.

This thread is making me think funny thoughts. I don't like it.

>>46291425
Please, please...

>>46181652

No,



they are way worse

I hope every single one of you burns in hell

Can someone include this anon >>46324758 transforming into a 2hu in your story

It should be easy. Just replace "Anon XXX" with "Anon 46324758".

>>46324758
Personally, I hope they suffer a ton before they die.

>>46323576
God I wish I had a Renko of my own.

>>46324893
You're cute when you're mad.

Another teen celebrity ruined by drugs
smfh

>>46326753
And you're never going to be cute at all :L

>>46324758
>>46324893
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, I NEVER WANTED ANY OF THIS

>>46324758
This should be Renko

>>46327149
This should be Maribel

>>46324893
This should be Sumireko

Yeah, I like big booty Chinese girls.

>>46313662
i'm late but this is super good. if you want you could do renko/maribel tf like the others ave mentioned above

>>46319604
>I read these tf touhou stories on pixiv from one author on this premise and they were wild.
Link?

>>46334636
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4638428/novels

They are japanese but google translate works well for them, you should be able to figure out what they say

>>46334653

>>46335271
The 2hu newfags would be much more welcme if they actually made the minimal effort to assimilate, and not do things like abuse quotations or spout /v/ memes. Idolmaster is fine I guess. Is Kancolle even a thing anymore? I thought the 2hukiller boats were extinct. Vtubers and 3DPD definitely need to be purged.

Ganbatte Meiling!

>>46335833
G-Get back Meiling!

While we're all waiting for deliveries or something to happen, let's have some discussion.

Which is better to be transformed? A touhou herself, a poor mob passerby, or (you)? And what transformations would be ideal for you?

>>46336444
(You)

Iizunmaru Megumu story completed! I hope you enjoy! Next will be the Clownpiece story. Sorry for the wait for this one, I was taiking a small break with some vidya.
https://rentry.org/ao5t6fym
Feel free to continue making requests in the mean time!

>>46337177
Before I read this, let me thank you for your hard work. What do you like anon?

>>46337186
What do I like? Not to be rude, but why do you ask? Depending on the reasoning, that might change my answer.

>>46337196
I ask because someone who's making niche touhou fetish content for an anime imageboard should be thanked for it of course.

>>46337216
Well, I like writing as you can plainly see and my favorite fetish is equally as obvious. My favorite 2hu is probably Yorigami Jo'on.

>>46336444
touhous being transformed is cool too. maybe i might write something for that. any ideas?

>>46337244
Ran gets outplayed by Mamizou and becomes a fat tanuki (male or female optional)
Yukari getting revenge on Mamizou by turning her into a human village boy and subject to the whims of the youkai she once was the boss of
Kosuzu reading the wrong book and becoming a powerful youkai
Akyuu saying "fairies could be here" unaware that she's becoming the fairy
Parsee's jealousy gets the temporary ability to steal the traits of touhous she's jealous of ("Yuugi's muscles are so great, Urumi's breasts are so huge, I'm jealous..." etc etc)
Remilia and Sakuya end up switching and becoming each other because of Patchy's dumb magic, and patchy needs more pizza to fix it (lazy fat fuck)

https://rentry.org/Iwanttothechinesegirl
Unfortunately, it's not a new entry but I finally got around to uploading Chapter 1 of the Kig tf story onto Rentry. If you haven't read it already then you could consider this the "definitive goto" version since it also fixes sever grammatic mistakes, expands the intro & adds images.
Will try & get Chapter 2 & a chapter index up soon.
>Captcha: NGAP

>>46337499
>>46337177
These stories make me feel really ashamed to read them afterwards. And yet I return to them. What does it mean?

>>46337177
nice, thank you for the female => male tf

>>46337177
Might just be me being biased since this is the one I suggested but I think this might be your best work yet

There's a surprisingly large amount of tf content for Nue of all people

>>46337177
What about a followup where some hapless anon is turned into megumu to restore balance

>>46337499
>300 views in less then 2 days
Me oh my! This really blew up. I hope Mr. #78 isn't too angry over such an embarrassing moment getting this much publicity.

I've been having fun reading through this thread even if it wasn't really my thing, but the other night I had a dream about going to school as Mystia out of nowhere. Nobody even acknowledged anything was strange, almost everything else was normal besides me and another 2hu walking around. Mystia wasn't even in my top 10 before this, but it felt oddly comfortable for some reason. What does this mean?

>>46350688
Well, from a Freudian perspective, your dream could be interpreted as a manifestation of your unconscious desires and conflicts. The fact that you found comfort in assuming the identity of Mystia, despite her not being a top interest before, suggests a hidden fascination or longing. Going to school, a place associated with learning and growth, might symbolize a desire for self-discovery or a return to a simpler time in your life. The lack of acknowledgment from others could signify a fear of judgment or rejection regarding these hidden desires. And the presence of another 2hu alongside you might represent a connection to aspects of yourself that you're not fully aware of or accepting.

Your dream could be seen as an example of latent content manifesting in the form of a dream. The latent content being the hidden, symbolic meaning behind the dream, and the manifest content being the actual events and elements of the dream. Carl Jung's analytical psychology proposed that dreams provide insights into the collective unconscious, a reservoir of shared symbols and archetypes that are common to all human beings.Mystia could be interpreted as an emergence of an archetype or symbol from your collective unconscious. Mystia may represent aspects of femininity, mystery, or nocturnal themes that your unconscious mind is exploring. The lack of acknowledgment from others in your dream could be interpreted as a reflection of your internal journey. Jung suggested that dreams are often personal and subjective, and the interactions with dream characters may symbolize inner conflicts or aspects of the self that are not yet fully integrated or accepted.

>>46350688
It's time to start buying estrogen and maybe a couple of dresses.

>>46350815
why are newfags like this?

>>46350815
Maybe you should do that anon and put on some thighhigh socks too

>>46350812
so what you're telling me is that >>46350688 needs to open a foodstand posthaste?

>>46350812
I wasn't expecting such a deep analysis, thanks anon! Interesting stuff here.

>>46351748
so, will it be 'Misty' or straight up 'Mystia'?

If a /jp/ anon got transformed into a 2hu I would knock them up

>>46351871
try to woo Mystiaanon, just to get him used to being complimented

>>46351879
Too indecent to do here. Some anon might call me a faggot or tell me to kill myself.

>>46351901
use non lewd language, then. Like: "Oh, Mystiaanon! Your hair is soft like a baby's butt and just as pink, and your legs alone are enough to activate animalistic breeding instincts inside of me!"
See? Non lewd language. No one will call you a fag and tell you to kill yourself if you're eloquent

>>46337177
I might be going too deep but maybe something involving Mystia if you have the time and interest please
>>46351839
The name Mystia is great, but 'Misty' as something used by close friends compliments it well I think

>>46351871
If a /jp/ anon got transformed into a 2hu he'd a turboslut that would be knocked up before you would even realize it.

>>46355248
No, /jp/ anons are pure virgins who would blush at handholding. You'd have to marry one

>>46362542
>/jp/ anons are pure virgins
and other funny things you can tell yourself

>>46362542
Just look at yourself, dude. You'd roleplay with anything that moves and some things that don't, what makes you think there's gonna be a semblance of devotion involved?
It's true that you people have the biggest infidelity statistic among men, bar none. You'd cuck and be cucked every hour of the day, with all the drama it involves.

>>46363810
I'm sorry your uncle sexually abused you anon

>>46363862
>people

>>46363862
>It's true that you people
>you people
/jp/ anons? I don't think there have been any statistics ran to measure this group. Personally, I think your weird fixation on cuckolding and infidelity that's completely unprompted says a lot about your mental state and interests. I'm sure you'll find someone who likes you for you Anon!

>>46335271
When /vt/ sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing spam. They're bringing FoTM. They're newfags. And some, I assume, are good people. But I speak to jannies and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're sending us not the right people. It's coming from more than /vt/. It's coming from all over 4chan, and it's coming probably -- probably -- from offsite. But we don't know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don't know what's happening. And it's got to stop and it's got to stop fast.

Personally, if I turned into a Touhou? I'd give everyone a hug! I'd smile at them too!

What a disgusting disaster of a thread. This gooner shit should be moved to /trash/.

What a phenomenal gem of a thread! These great written works should be remembered forever, and I hope to see more from their writers when everything is over.

>>46377313
that would be nice

Personally, if I turned into a Touhou? I'd let /jp/ anons fuck me bareback!

>>46381553
hell yeah

I slept for 16 hours today.

>>46377814
coal post

>>46381935
You are literally Hong meiling from Touhou Project

Sakuya has prescribed punitive measures to keep this sleepy gatekeeper from neglecting her duty. Sakuya is counting on you Anon, failure means death.

>>46385801
Will i get paid extra? This was not in the contract.

>>46386016
Hard work is its own reward

>>46385801
OK, but I don't understand how marathoning the entire series of Code Geass with Meiling is supposed to make her a hard worker

I'm glad /jp/ has its moments like this but sometimes you're a bit too strange.

>>46386572
Transformation fetish is weird but it's not very weird

>>46351940
How do you accept a compliment like this? I feel kinda funny but I don't have any idea what someone is meant to say back. Just a thank you?

>>46390637
compliments of such are made to embarrass and flatter the receiving end, and the person that makes it likely does so to enjoy seeing the receiving end flustered and bothered. So the response they expect is just that reaction; the reaction plus development onto getting the receiving party to let him fuck them; or immediate flirt back. Though a simple thank you is just as valid of an answer.
An example is picrel: I've just told Mystia I'd like to marry her and have my next generation be full of cute winged babies. That got the reaction I desired, and whatever she says next will be a complement rather than an answer by itself; meaning even a simple thank you or a negative reaction will make me happy.

>>46390637
You gotta consider that it's not a genuine compliment. IS your hair pink? Or soft? Should you for some reason take it at face value or realize how fake and disingenuous Anon is? It's a mockery of an interaction.
Since we know he doesn't actually know if your body is as he's describes and let's be honest, it isn't, Anon is most likely leading you on to receive something from you - in this case it's clearly a grooming attempt with an invitation to ERP. Something he'll try to do with any other man here, once he's done using you.

I guess this can be considered a ZUN birthday present since the completely accidental timing.
Chapter 2 is now up live on Rentry!
>https://rentry.org/RikaspammerBTFO
>>46338799
>These stories make me feel really ashamed to read them afterwards.
You think that's embarrassing? Imagine being one of their authors lmao
not to say my work is bad or anything, but it does make me feel a little weird inside whenever I go to reread / edit them knowing I'm their creator. Wonder if the anon who likes Jo'on also feels the same way.
> And yet I return to them. What does it mean?
You have good tastes & really really like chan-created stories

>>46390755 bait
>>46390804 psy-op
choose wisely, Mystiaanon

>>46390845
Personally, I think the cow (anon) could be bigger

>>46390755
This thread is a wellspring of information as always, thank you anon! I think I'll be less concerned if I somehow find myself in a similar situation someday.
>>46390804
And I do appreciate this warning, it's important to be mindful of the ulterior motives other people may hold, and that proper courtship should be observed.
>>46390845
Thanks for the update!

Would it be better to be stuck as a big touhou or small touhou

>>46394259
small touhou, then you can ignore this clown world and focus on being happy

>>46390882
Clearly bait is the more interesting option here

How feasible would killing and eating another 2hu be?

>>46394692
You would bait anons with your body and then kill them and eat them on the spot

>>46394692
>>46395986
hot
just imagine getting shredded by these cute claws and being the centerpiece of some 2hu Anon's gore masterpiece...

>Bump Limit
Shit! Already?

>>46396289
New thread?

>>46391067
But anon.... #78's already a pretty girthy lady...
I'm not sure (s)he can handle much more meat on those bones...

What a memorable thread

>>46396289
What thread do we go to next, or follow? Several people are writing deliveries, it would be a shame to not know where to post them

its over

>>46401398
Only if you let it be
>>46401440