/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46335012
Making life with undead girls who were given life by undead girls

Banshees would look cute with hoodies for sure.

i want to see how gyaru gargoyles decorate their plinth

>>46335012
Pic related.

Instructions unclear hugging the bug.

Dog

The assault on hagville went south
I'm currently hiding in some hags basement, send help

>>46335058
Just yell. Miss hag will give you all the help you need.

>>46335012
What's that app for?

>>46335060
Please dont let them find me...

>>46335081
there's a large blindspot in front of them below their cleavage. you can hide there

I don't wanna lose to monsters, bros. Can I just challenge them video games instead? Like Tetris or something?

>>46335097
>putting yourself in sweater range
I didnt know hags posted in this thread

>>46335103
You can with the modern Salamanders, yeah.

>>46335027
I think Banshees would look cute naked.

>>46335123
How about wearing a hoodie and nothing else?

>>46335042
All bugs need hugs.

>>46335146
Damn, that's a funky looking yaoi paddle Miss Anubis' got there.

>>46335146
>crotch mofu
Maybe Anubi aren't so bad...

>>46335133
Black hoodie + black thigh highs combo.

Stupid fucking fox.

She gave me a plate of these wrapped rice rolls with fish inside called sushi. But they're fucking raw. She didn't even cook them. Dumb bitch forgot to cook them. Now here I am having to unwrap them and carefully fry these rice and fish rolls in a skillet in some McDonald's brand peanut oil.

You all go on about how great these foxes are, but they are the dumbest girls I've yet to see. Now she's just staring at me with a deadpan look as I fry these things up. They don't even taste good. Thankfully I've got some ketchup and Pepsi to wash it all down.

>>46335169
>Maybe Anubi aren't so bad...
They're pretty good. They just get annoyed when you interrupt them during work.

>>46335146
Flip the skirts

>>46335177
You posted this last thread.

>>46335177
Anon, your desire for rape correction is honestly impressive.

>>46335180
Just ask her when her shift is over.

>>46335141
Impressive resolution, almost too much love to handle.

>>46335183
This thread is repetition central though.

She's cheesed to meet you.

>>46335215
Blessed are the cheesemakers!

Anubis, but big

>>46335225
Anubis, butt big

>>46335038
>Pink
>Bedazzled
>Stickers
Tacky as all hell, but totes kyewt

>>46335054
I would like to pet the dog.

>>46335215

Foxes.
Boxes of foxes.

>>46335286

I will defeat Titania.

>>46335305
>Oberon typed on his keyboard

What did miss vampire do to get herself into this situation?

>>46335305
>tell her that her wings are not that pretty
>she cries
Good job anon, you defeated her

>>46335321
>record scratch
>"Yep, that's me"

Well I was playing with another fantasy at work, I'm not very good with words so this is like a summary of it:

>semifinals at the annual state gaping invitational participating official clubs, highschool and college teams
>after a hard battle the Western Monsterville school reached the semifinal, a young body and his P'orc girlfriend which has been his partner since he entered highschool and decided to become an athlete for a scholarship
>his P'orc girlfriend understands that he needs the scholarship so she gives her 110% on every discipline and is very happy for reaching semifinal, even if they don't win the finals the both winner from the semis will get to go to the nationals and usually get scouted by universities
>their opponents though are a loli Malef and his rude boyfriend which manhandles her and uses extreme violence resulting in a fierce display with a great result winning the judges by storm for having such a performance at such at young age, but still the little Malef resents the happiness shown on those lovely performances of her P'orc rival
>the moment of the match approaches, and when the couples start entering the stadium the Malef makes a small lump of soil with her magic and makes the P'orc trip, injuring badly her knee on the fall, making her unable to participate properly and can barely stand up
>the P'orc regrets her situation blaming her clumsiness for destroying her boyfriend's dream and hoping for a miracle
>then someone jumps from the public and vigorously lands on the arena
>it's a masked Yeti cake covered with a lewd golden desert attire
>the yeti glances at the P'orc removing her mask and when they catch sight of each other there's a mutual understanding, like a complete conversation in a fraction of a second
>the Hellhound coach and the paramedics come into the arena to assist the P'orc, but she grabs her Hellhound coach to tell her something
>she wants to switch and make the misterious Yeti participate in her place
>the Hellhound thinks that she has gone crazy but the P'orc starts whispering something at her ear, the Hellhound nods in return and tells the Kiki line judge to make the change
>she agrees and makes the change official, meanwhile the boyfriends thinks that her P'orc girlfriend has gone insane and wants to forfeit, but the P'orc reassures him and begs him to believe and to remember
>he's nervous and has no idea how to act, he has never intended to cheat on his girlfriends and not even for the scholarship that he desperately needs
>the Yeti grabs him and slaps his ass, saying "it has been a while my jolly boy" in a mariner accent
>"jolly boy?" he wonders in his mind, he has heard that somewhere before but can't quite remember
>then the performances start, the Malef taking the advantage and starting with her common verbal abuse to his partner while caressing him, making her boyfriend enter into a frenzy, choking her while tongue kissing and then proceeding to enjoy and stretch her holes
>the P'orc boyfriend with his Yeti replacement start slowly making out since he's still nervous, but starts thinking stuff like "I remember these moans", then they do 69 to lubricate each other for the show and starts thinking "I remember this taste", and finally he put it in and everything comes to him like a lightning bolt "I remember this sensation, this warmth"
>the Yeti realizing that he remembered embraces him with the characteristic Yeti power and the P'orc boyfriend melts in her embrace, giving a new renewed strength to his hips going balls deep inside her remember every nook and cranny of her insides, remembering how far he can get and how far he can stretch
>by that point the Malef thought that the victory was already hers but she could feel the power emanating from the couples next to her breaking her concentration and relieving her partner from his trance
>all the monsters in the public feeling the warmth in the public, judges start tearing up desiring such levels of comfyness and care
>the P'orc boyfriend whispers to the Yeti ear "It's been a while Ms Olivia, I'm sorry for forgetting you"
>and the Yeti replies "don't worry my jolly boy, kids tend to grow up and make their lives, I'm just here to guide them"
>the Yeti was his primary school teacher which he forgot due to time and being immersed into his financial difficulties, his training and efforts for getting better scores. She used to play games at school with him and his classmates as pirates, also participated with him on sports festivals and school events since his poor parents were always busy working trying to give him a better life, and for the same reason his parents picked him up late and she kept playing pirates with him until they came for him. That's why despite his memory not remembering his penis and his body does.

Continuing on the next post since I almost reached the limit

He's trying really hard.

>>46335321
Tried to do the whole "I'm your present" but messed it up like the dork she is

>>46335351
To provide original content to the thread, yes.

>>46335342
Continued

>after such a performance the boys show their works, showing the asses of their partners, making the Malef nervous but knowing that she did a better final job than that Yeti hag.
>but the judges give and overwhelming victory to the P'orc's boyfriend and the Yeti companion due to the astounding energy that their performance gave, despite not reaching the size of the Malef they still fought and won.
>the Malef on her rage starts badmouthing her boyfriend and her boyfriend equally mad starts blaming her for sabotaging the P'orc, the Kiki line judge hears everything and disqualifies them.
>they reach the finals but couldn't win, still they qualified for the nationals and still got the eyes of the recruiters on them.
>the Yeti changed schools and started teaching on the P'orc and her boyfriend's highschool and became the director of the sports club and also the emergency replacement for her favourite student.

I must admit that I got a bit of inspiration from Slam Dunk but I imagined a story like this, since the sports thing, gape, cumflation and all of that has endless potential in storytelling I just wanted to share this one. I know they will keep coming out in the future but if I'm able to write them like this I will keep sharing them, sadly I'm not skilled enough to make a full fledged story since writing has never been a strong point of mine but I hope it can serve as inspiration for others or at least entertain some.

>>46335286
I do not want to fuck the fox
I do not care she's in a box
I will not fuck her here or there
I will not fuck her anywhere

>>46335351
It requires it’s daily sustenance of the attention of a couple dozen people in an obscure thread on an obscure board.

If you've never shown your monster girls cervix off on live television can you even say you are proud of it?

>>46335381
It's pretty nice, but
>, gape, cumflation and all of that has endless potential in storytelling I just wanted to share this one.
Do remember that those are niche, extreme fetishes. I don't think we should limit monster sports to just that stuff, but it is nice every once in a while.

>>46335467
Well it's mainly in what I'm focusing because it got me really interested and I'm a big fan of Peso's touhou stuff, and that with monsters sounds great to me. Also I never relate this to western garbage like some were comparing to on the past threads, never bring western garbage to the table please.

>>46335467
I like the idea an anon had of a double headed dildo and then they slam it back on each other until one of them cums. It would be very jiggly.

The Kelpie will probably be released soon. His schizo senses can feel it and compel him to shit up the thread extra hard in response.

>Ask Ms. Phatomshire if we can do a play that isn’t a romantic comedy this time
>My part in the play is now bush #3

>>46335467
Don’t even bother, this is his latest autistic obsession to shitpost with so it’s all you’ll hear from him.

>>46335321
she got in my way

>>46335351
>discord troon is seething that an anon is providing monster girl content
Like clockwork

>>46335529
Eat my ass.

>>46335510
Who is even ''him'' supposed to be?

>>46335536
a discordtroon obsessed with samefagging his goatse shit here after his last raid failed
R&I

>>46335535
Gonna spam gacha images now fag

Anon... did you unseal the fox?

There he goes.

>>46335584
I only unseal big foxes

>>46335584
Yes and I would do it again

>>46335536
Gee I wonder who it could be.

>Come with me if you want to live

>>46335600
i unseal the moral guidance fox when i need some advice

>>46335650
Her advice is "unseal more foxes", isn't it?

>>46335244
Anubutt, a bit big?

>succ tries seduce maid loving anon with a slutty french dress
>no effect
>kiki dresses in the most victorian tame and chaste maid outfit possible
>it's hot

Explain the logic

>>46335562
I'm not, I just share my story idea. No matter how much you try to sully my name or my work I've been here much longer than you, also using outsider slangs doesn't help your case at all, look where you are and act as such. If you don't like my stuff then ok, I respect that, move on and share yours.

>>46335684
Eat my ass.

>>46335690
Wow. Six stars.

>>46335684
Lol, lmao

>>46335342
>>46335381
The "secret ally" is more of Speed Racer reference than Slam Dunk

>46335684
>Im le epic oldfag!
>uses the same excuse as /tg/, ACfag, futafagd, AIfags, bugboi and every other shitposter that tried to push their cancerous fetishes here claiming it's monstergirl content
The mask itself has become a stereotype at thos point.
Get on it, jannies

>>46335720
Yeah, the Slam Dunk inspiration was more of the making it to the nationals despite losing the final of the regional tournament. Also I imagined some kind of rivalry between the couples like Shohoku vs Kainan but I couldn't make it into words.

It is with a heavy heart that I tell you that I have lost to foxes. I feel great shame for my state of being, and do not expect you all to accept me as one of your own anymore. I apologize for my shortcomings and understand that this makes me less human than before. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to drive the missus to the local McMofu's for date night. They're having a 2 for 1 burger sale.

>Rata manages to get info on my tastes.
>Puts it on the Rata Net that "Literally just find him, you should be covered."
>A bunch of comments are about how she was lazy and just didn't want to do actual work.
>Few days later one girl actually posts something
>"No, she was actually right on this. You probably tick a few boxes just by existing."

Sometimes broad tastes and an openness to harems are good.
Othertimes Hebi is telling you that herself, herself, herself, and herself are the only harem you need.
The hebi-mind, a hivemind of yandere sneks.

>>46335381
New regional competitor appears
>Clydesdale-breed Centaur
>her 'Gaper' Anon has both sleeves torn off his competition uniform, so both muscled arms are bared to the shoulder.

>>46335641
>*Live with me if you want to Coom
Ftfy

How does she make the shoggwheels rotate?

>>46335672
>sluttymaido costume has tight sluttypantsu but hard to remove
>Trad Victorian maido costume has petticoats but nopantsu for flip-up access
Hotter

>>46335722
Backseat cleaning

POV: You walked down the wrong trail

>>46335843
just turn around and go the other way

>>46335843
Seems the path was least traveled for a reason.

>>46335775
Centaurs on their own league, that's an interesting concept

>>46335854
>Fox handsigns
WHAT DARK MAGIC IS SHE CASTING

>>46335872
Slimegirl just turns herself into a giant donut.
Slime ultra-gape the edges of the donut continues around and rejoins into the other edge like a continuous ripple of gapeness regaping on itself.
Gape-Athletics Federation will need to form separate Class Divisions from Fairies to Goos.

Please Miss Ryu, I wanna go home, you and your Hebi maiden are scary! Let me go! LET ME GO!

>>46335890
>Gape-Athletics Federation will need to form separate Class Divisions from Fairies to Goos.
I'm pretty sure that was talked about the first time all the league stuff was being created

>>46335891
Only if you win a game of Mahjong

get kouhai'd

>>46335898
My tomboy kouhai can't possibly be this cute.

I don't care how much my Werecat roommate grinds her fat ass against my lap, I won't breed her. I refuse to father a litter of kittens.

No Anon, don't go into the ramen shop, it's a mofukuza front! You won't make it ou-
Wait, it has happy hour AND half off ramen bowls?
Maybe just one meal then...

>>46335898
I hate school

Fox

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, arachnes could be walking around on your ceiling at this very moment.

>>46335993
I'm calling the authorities.

A Houri could be watching you from Heaven right now, waiting for her chance to strike, and you'd never even know it... She could be in your bed when you next woke up staring at you with obsessed eyes and you wouldn't even expect it or see it coming unless she started sending you love letters in advanced out of the blue!

>>46335342
I thought that the yeti was going to be his auntster, grandma or momster but the primary school teacher was fine too

>>46336008
God I fucking wish

>>46336008
I could be doing the same to her and she wouldn't have any idea either!

>>46336008
>wake up in the morning
>pull down the covers
>houri appears
>pull covers back up and wait a couple of seconds
>pull them down again
>2 houris appear
uh oh

>>46336031
Again! Do it again!

What does miss spider do when she meets a genuine arachnophobe who chills and hyperventilates at the very sight of her?

>>46336031
You should sleep on the couch where there's no room for them to sneak in

>>46336040
>pull up covers
>wait a minute
>say out loud that you sure hope there isn't 3 houris under the blanket
>pull down again
>4 houris
clever girls

>Being chased through a shrine by a fox
>Never actually see her move, whenever you look at her she is standing perfectly still, save for her tail(s) slowly swishing behind her
>No matter where you run, she always gets there first
>And is a little closer every time you see her

>>46336093
Run at her then
She will get spooked and fall down, giving you time to escape

>>46336093
>0/3 decoy tofu left in inventory
well, it's just losing some levels and back to the checkpoint

>>46336093
foxes are predators

>>46336096
This guy gets it. It's either that or stand perfectly still and stare directly at her without blinking.

>>46336130
then how do you turn them into prey?

>>46336141
>Stare down fox
>Lights flicker and she is gone

>>46335975
If it's good ramens and at normal japanese price, I don't care who make them. I will eat there almost everyday
>>46335973
Why not?

You can defeat a Fox easily, they aren't tough. Really. Just pull down her panties and lick her vagina a few times and she'll be totally defeated and unable to cope. Trust me, it works. I verified it.

>>46336288
stinky mofu hands typed this

>>46336008
>and you wouldn't even expect it or see it coming unless she started sending you love letters in advanced out of the blue!


>keep getting lovey dovey letters on your nightstand every morning from a "secret admirer"
>one day you finally get one that just reads "I've seen enough. Tonight. YOU."

>>46335898
"But I'M the senpai!"

>the new hit show on MonTV follows Anon, high school senior and loner who catches the attention of the new Cowgirl transfer student!
>but what happens when his Pyrow childhood friend realizes why she always hangs out with him?
>and things take a turn for the crazy when the eccentric Mad Hatter English teacher ALSO sets her sights on Anon...
>tune in every Wednesday at 8 pm, 7 central, to watch "But I'M The Senpai!" ONLY on MonTV!

You guys lied to me. There was supposed to be nothing but hags on this site!

They caught me, commiting arson in in MGC is a crime, the firemen screamed at me and now I'm in jail, the real one for bad people.

Look at this fox, is she
>Evil
>Very evil
>Incredibly evil
>Pretending to not be evil
>All of the above

>>46336558
Misunderstood

>>46336558
While on the one hand black on red means you’re dead, there’s also the stirrup thigh highs so I think I’m gonna risk it.

>>46336558
Cute honestly, they're not in my top 3 but I can settle with a white fur kitsune in the Japanese countryside. They have fluff and nice ears.

Wendigos are asleep post stretchy meat

Centaurs are cool.

>>46335012
Now imagine having to tell monstergirls not to be para social with their favorite ASMR streamer boys or male idols and or male VTubers. Imagine having to tell Shirohebis para social is bad, toxic and cringe. Imagine having to tell a Bicorn and or fujo Phantom that romantically shipping their favorite oshis and idols might be frowned upon and is weird and uncomfortable.

>>46336761
Honestly those faggots deserved to be doxxed, they should stream VotV to 0 viewer like me.

They're nice to have around really.

>>46336093

>>46335994
>Instead, arachnes could be walking around on your ceiling at this very moment.
God, I wish.

I want to HUG a yeti from behind!

>>46337008
I want to hug a yeti’s behind

I'm bored at work
Give me stories about cows or sneks

>>46337044
>One day, Miss Cow and her best Friend Miss Snek decided to have a picnic.
>It was very pleasant.

>>46337044
An Egyptian apophys and a Greek minotaur fight over a roman veteran who just want to farm his newly aquired land

>>46337044
Playing music in a field to attract Holstaurs but now you can’t stop because if you do they’ll pounce.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4&pp=ygUXcGxheWluZyBtdXNpYyBmb3IgY293cyA%3D

>>46335012
Chinese history lesson with miss Hakutaku

>Today's history lesson is about General Long Dong
>General Long Dong was born in Bunfu County in 1890, the son of a prostitute and the village rapist.
>He began engaging in banditry be the time he was 13 and by 1911 he commanded a bandit army numbering nearly 80,000, one of the smaller bandit groups in the region.
>He first rose to prominence in 1917 when he was hired by the local military governor to crush an uprising of over 500,000 peasants.
>The peasants calling themselves "Divine Soldiers of the Heavenly Spirit" were lead by a schizophrenic Taoist monk who claimed to be the 3rd reincarnation of the ancient Chinese emperor Chu Di
>The rebels, only armed with bamboo spears and potions of bullet resistance (later identified as opium), were easily crushed. Long proved his worth by personally beheading 7,000 peasants in one day.
>For his performance the Junfa clique appointed him governor of Chaching province and made him general of the 377th infantry division which in essence was just his own bandit army with new sashes.
>By 1921 his army numbered around 200,000 soldiers. Armed with nearly 600 rifles and one Napoleonic era cannon it was considered one of the most well-equipped armies in all of China.
>Paying this massive army proved somewhat of a challenge as tax revenue in his province amounted to $33 and a bushel of rice
>To pay for his army Long devised the economic theory of "Dongism". This innovative approach saw him print paper money in massive quantities and then threaten to execute anyone who didn't accept his soldiers' inflated currency at face value.
>This lead to widespread poverty and starvation. General Long himself however cared little. He summed up his attitude towards his citizens in a poem written in 1925:
>The stench of starving peasant corpses fills the air.
>The cities are full of unemployed men.
>Yet, why should I care?
>I just want to smoke in my favorite opium den.
>And maybe behead some communists.
>A telegram by the British Foreign Office described him as "ne of the least bloodthirsty and incompetent warlords in the region."
>When the 5th Junfa-Tuchan war broke out in 1926 he became famous for changing sides on 17 different occasions
>In 1927 he joined the nationalist government after being convinced by the righteousness of their cause (and a bribe of 20,000 Mexican silver dollars)
>After the KMT defeated both warlord cliques Long continued his reign of corruption and graft until the Japanese invaded his province in 1931.
>Outnumbered and outgunned Long begged Chiang Kai-Shek for reinforcements who agreed to send 4 divisions to his aid.
>Long miraculously managed to hold the line for just long enough to see Chiang's troops divert east to launch the 32nd encirclement campaign against the Chaching-Bunfu Soviet.
>Hopelessly outmatched Long's forces were routed and he was removed from his post for incompetence.
>He moved to Hong Kong where became a Buddhist monk and spent the rest of his life in relative obscurity.
>In 1940 he died peacefully in his sleep, being strangled to death by one of his 72 concubines.

>>46337172
*falls asleep*

>>46337225
Thank you for listening to Miss Haku's ASMR podcast!

>>46337172
I wanna quit school and work as a farm hand, but not the kind where I actually do work the kind where I sneak off to sleep or fuck the farm girls and get caught by the owner who threatens to fire me but never does

>>46337310
I don't get how people can fall asleep to videos and stuff like that I need complete silence or I physically cannot fall asleep
All mamonos who are more active at night are no-no for me

>>46336769
ok anubis, keep simping for that nerd vtuber you dont even know where he lives or what his VA looks like

I love my wife!

>>46337516
Nice, she finally looks like a girl!

>>46335502
If you follow KC’s recent patterns Kelpie wouldn’t be for another 10 to 14 days. Lord only knows what the next girl you can only talk about in innuendo is.

>>46335502
>Kelpie is from Irish mythology
This explains a lot

>>46335502
I still wished this thread would learn to ignore him, we would have been rid of him ages ago.

>>46337780
It would save us a lot of bullshit, but you are delusional if you think obsessed schizos like him would simply go away like this, it goes far deeper than just the infantile attention whoring.

>>46337837
He would have been a miniscule issue compared to what he is now.
I mean, at times hate posts about him are being even more annoying that he is.

Post mino

We need a lorekeeper hakutaku
a woman with all of MGE's lore read to correct people

>>46337909
Everyone is manlet compared to minotaurs

>>46337481
I'm a man, faggots. Anubis could be a nice option but the schedule is a big no no

Falling asleep in the hagville park

Telling monster girls to just go play Love and Deepspace to satiate their horniness for a hot guy.

>>46338001
Stray cat vibe

>>46337008
If you hug a yeti from behind she can’t hug you back, this is yeti bullying

>>46338233
I love building with shog bricks in shog craft

Angel-san has really let herself go.

I love my Lic- Salamander wife!

>>46337424
>active at night
Who's going to tell him?

>>46338316
Purple flame is aesthetic

>>46338316
>Book of Salamander
>+4 Str
>-3 Int
>Special ability: Grow scales around your arms and legs, and a tail(transform if already have one.) Unlocks pyromancy tree as long as it is equiped.
Warning: May have concerning effects on multi-tailed mamono.

Imagine having sex with mamonos like what are you doing? Sticking your penis in cloaca? Horse pussy? Spinneret? Get real.

>>46338398
any given organic orifice is pretty nasty and unhygienic
marry automata instead

>>46338398
>cloaca
yes
>horse pussy
YES
>spinneret
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

>>46338398
I go for a shog and stick it in her mystery hole. For all i know that could be a replica of some extinct mamono's reproductive organ, or a cocktail of several species.

>>46338398
Use vampire butt instead

>>46338459
>cold
>dry
>probably dusty
ew

>>46338398
Still better than armpits.

>>46338459
speaking of
would the brown note work on a vampire?

>>46338483
I don't see why not. It's a purely physical reaction, no?

>>46338486
It's a south park meme

>>46338472
Yeah but it's the only way to get them to shut up and stop monologing

>>46338486
Anon, it doesn't even work on humans.

>>46338498
Have you tried setting their cape on fire? Works too but you must have good legs and heart

>>46338495
Sorry I never watched more than 3 episodes, didn't like it

>>46338522
Well, I only heard tangentially about it.

>>46338498
You see that’s why you let her feed on you. Or just shave your dick in her mouth so she can do better things with it.

>>46338629
>shave your dick in her mouth
OUCH.

>The stray dogs in MGC sure are friendly

https://litter.catbox.moe/l75bxu.png

>>46338629
I dunno anon, shaving your dick in someone's mouth sounds horrifying

>>46338629
Letting vamps have a suck after a long monolog is just reinforcing bad behavior

>>46338639
>Give stray werewolf a sandwich
>whole pack shows up the next day and won't leave

>>46338398
>Imagine having sex with mamonos
You already sold me, you don't have to keep selling me on it. (Unless you are a Tanuki, then I'll listen to anything she's selling just to stare at her massive chest!)

>>46338760
>somehow you make them all sandwiches and they leave
>the next day you wake up and they're all living in your front and back yards like an extended family from Florida
Oh no! I hope they all don't realize I love it when they wear leopard print!

You know who truly is friendly in MG City?
The shambling zombies roaming the streets, some of them have nowhere to go, would you be willing to take some for yourself and give them a home? they do not bite... at leat not much

>>46338917
Homeless zombies are a lie, they belong to liches who raise scores of zombies and declare them as dependents to get tax breaks. And even when they get married and move out they’ll still declare them as dependents all the way up to wighthood

>>46338999
The lich and her sexy zombie harem horde. Evil was never so fun to watch.

There are no gyaru zombie girls
Medstead

Any good chimera or oni stories lately? I'd take zombie too.

>>46339116
Looking at the thumbnail I thought she was holding a broom.

>>46339094
They are just too big, anon.

>>46338917
Kidnapping stray zombies for snuggles.

>>46339219
You're just too small.

Zombies have a really strange old profile too.

>>46338917
I love taking Zombies to karaoke and stuff so I can pretend I have a friend

>>46339307
Yeah, before we used soul and life force but everything got changed when the official translation gave the "mamono mana" concept

>Get sent to jail for jaywalking
>Get your own cell
>All the wardens are surprisingly nice
>Night comes
>Suddenly hear cell door opening
>It's one of the monster girl wardens
>She rapes you all night long
>Wake up the next day
>tell the other prisoners about it
>They just laugh and tell you to get used to it.
>Tell you that at least you're not under house arrest since you'll never be allowed to leave their house.

>>46339116
>>46339129
what if i redirected their spells back at them? that'd be a humiliation indeed

>>46335381
>I hope it can serve as inspiration for others or at least entertain some.
I was thinking about doing something with the matchmaking league, you know some old monster that got her chance at the TV show with a nervous guy, but her performances became so good that the danukis at the station want to make them pro athletes and to make a millionaire contract. It starts like that, them getting sent to train with other couples in the team on training camps, getting more proficient at it and later become world champion
Maybe I'll give it a try sometimes

>>46339405
>the danukis at the station want to make them pro athletes and to make a millionaire contract
Can these fat lazy creatures stop profiting of everything for a second?

>>46339428
They even sell the very air they breathe.

>>46339428

>>46335012
>Dead girls with life-giving hips.
>300IQ anon

>>46335342
>>46335381
I wanna compete in the marathon fucking with my harem.
Come to think of it, it would be pretty funny if it was divided up between solo couples and harems.
>"And we see that Mr. Anon is already switching from his dragon to his ghoul already. It's only been 30 minutes so we'll have to see how that turns out for him."

gym horc vs neet troll

God put me on this earth so I could disappear into a hag sweater

>the discordtroon's back at it again

>>46335824
wtf

>>46339517
Horc hag sweaters, just passed out in pheromones

I wanna impregnate a harpy with triplets just so she can’t fly around anymore

I wish to smell a horcs worn socks

>>46339518
Stop bringing tourist slangs here, go back to your shithole if you want to speak with other troglodytes like that

My name is Anon and I have a fetish for monsterizing pregnant human women.

>>46339612
Well I don't, so stop it.

i am a sweatrag to horc

>>46339648
To be honest mermaid pussy was always the weirdest thing ever for me. Centaur pussy? Sure. Automaton? Don't see why not.
But fish?

>>46339665
it tastes good

>>46339665
Just add onions sauce.

I'm gonna get a zoomer Automaton with all of the RGB lights possible.

>>46339665
You never experienced the mermaid general?

>>46339670
>>46339684
Touche, fucking love salmon or trout. Just look at this, UNF
100% would.

I'm gonna get a hag automaton with excess cables, dial-up and a floppy disk memory

>>46339618
At least be a towel. Have some decorum in your degeneracy.

Which part of your wife do you worship?

Nya!

>>46339716
Have fun entering in every sex position manually every time you want to fuck.

It doesn't matter the mamano race. They all have the potential to be swole.

>>46339792
>It doesn't matter the mamano race
A buff Hakutaku has been deployed to you location for reeducation. Do not resist.

>>46339792
slimes can't be swole

>>46339812
You can stop a haku by just throwing cross words at her.

>>46339819

>>46339781
Every single part because I love my wife

>>46339829
Slime seller, I require only your strongest slimes.

>>46339829
This is fake! She's clearly just drawn up her slime in the shape of muscles, but in reality she's just as sloshy and washy as any other slime!

>>46339708
I don't think so.

It's slimin' time

>>46339825
Not this one anon. She's a woman on a mission with a one track mind. The haku train has only one stop and it's correction.

>Have slime wife
>While she's asleep, scoop up her lower half in a bucket
>Walk away and deposit wife
>Allow her to drip out in the shape of a water droplet
>This makes her bottom heavy
>Now have two shortstack slime wifes

>Hubby missed his childhood friend
>So I brought her to him

>have wife
>cum in her
>???
>profit

>>46339931
instructions unclear, married a talking rock

>>46339935
Gnome, Golem or Gargoyle?

>>46339935
Lucky guy, My walls are talking to me instead

Duende mamono

>>46339928
dumbpires best pires

>>46339959
You mean gremlin or goblin?

I was reading the KC Q&A and read the part where monster girls do not like men that like killing people or causing people misfortune basically evil people.
But do monster girls still fall in love with men that have kill someone for good reasons. Men like the Doom Slayer or Ken from Fist of the North Star.

Ever since I married a police officer bicorn other police monster have started to harass me and even demanded I'd pay my fines using sex. How do I stop them?

>>46339872
Anon that's not how that works. Slime matter disconected from it's core is just like dead meat.

>>46340039
Tl;dr, there are no real vil people in MGE land. Nobody is beyond redemption. It's more ment as a thing where "please don't be an asshole" rule.

>>46340039
Literally who cares man. It's not real. they can't judge you.

>>46340068
Foxes unite.

>>46339928
I know this dude, he makes some good bdsm pic.

Theres the fox, officer, don't let ger get away!

>>46340039
No soul is beyond redemption, even if it occasionally takes a bit of rape correction to achieve.

what would happen if I blasted an airhorn into an ancient kitsune's big fluffy ear while she was sleeping?

>>46340124
what if I killed the monster girl fate had decided I should have. What then?

Not exactly subtle today. Just post your double suicide Cheshire fig and be done with it.

>>46340162
>double suicide Cheshire fig
What the fuck have I missed?

>>46340172
Mick annoying frog with a green

>>46340152
Her ghost will have you edgyboi

ferocious predator... the scourge of man...

>>46340141
That would be very mean and you would likely be kicked out of the shrine until you apologized
And also raped

>>46340221
Can I rape a batcat?

>>46340141
She's deaf from ear, you will be sued and banned from Zipangu

>pharaoh wants to mingle with the commonors
>gets a cloak prepard so people dont know its her
>the cloak is too high quality and embroided with gold patterns, so people know its her

>>46340232
N-now hang on a moment... this thing dared me to do it!
>>46340241
If she's deaf then how come she asked my name before reprimanding me?

>>46340259
She's not, she's screaming in pain, crying for help. This is not a funny prank

I want to watch gurren laggan with a salamander and hinezumi

Do shogs keep a stock of old non-shog tableware for when guests come over?

>>46340325
No because she likes to secretly cuck anon with his guest in-between gaping sessions

Can you fuckers give it a rest already.

>>46340362
no.
when miss hatter has got the cake she's got, it's no wonder she wants to keep milking me until I cum a baker's dozen times

>>46340318
But what if they don't think rap is a man's soul?

>>46340385
Rap is garbage, Gurren Lagann is good

>>46340388
i was making a joke about the soundtrack

I have successfully exorcised the Demon that was plaguing me from my house. Now she cannot come back inside to get me, as there is a holy boundary preventing her. I am safe!

>>46339792
Human men belong to viera.

>>46340421
Anon that was your wife...

>>46340429
I am not married to a Demon, I don't even know her. She just showed up one day trying to force me to sign a contract. I'm glad the bint is out.

I suggest you all quit playing this game, there is currently an exploit that enables hags to get to adoption grab early.
Fucking unplayable trash

life hack if a chesh is annoying you with her teleporting.
if you put a ring on a cheshire's paw, she'll stop teleporting and start freaking out

>Now draw her giving birth

>>46340452
I can't, they taped my hands to the controller

>>46340449
i wanted to make a makeup joke

There is a fox trying to break into my home, how do I get her to go away

>>46340461
Don't go to hagville or any ppv zone, its not worth it.
There is a reason none of the spawns are taken

they didn't actually name a town 'hagville' did they?
was it called that before or after the hags came?

>>46340388
>He doesn't know
Fake fan.4

>>46340531
No one knows and when you head to the local library to look at the archives you are never seen again.

>>46340531
The earliest records from the time of the first mamono lord say that both the village and the hags were already there. It's origins are not known, and may have been lost to time. Some of the original settlers still live there, but they all feign ignorance when asked about it.

>Sing off-key in the choir during Sunday services
>get raped by an angel when I get home
Somehow I don't think God is the one coming up with these punishments

>>46340531
Its a glorified prison camp, once an unmarried mamono reaches a certain age, they are sent there, dont ask why.
It's also why if you ever go there, you don't get to leave, the desperation makes them especially assertive.
That is to say, grabby.
Men are lured there by the promise of cheap rent and the likes

>>46340452
Skill issue. You can simply counter it with an adoption grab of your own. Use the hag's tactics against them.

Gonna go into MonMart and ask to buy some condoms.

>>46340531
it's more like a quarantine zone

I will tell a Bogie that she cannot be a good mother or wife. She is a clown, she makes jokes and pranks, she cannot make dinner and take care of a baby. She would probably teach her child to throw pies in people's faces if she had one. Bogies do not need to be mothers.

>>46340605
>breastsize of ghost scales with resolution.
No wonder the original TV ghost was so flat. She had to use a CRT.

>>46340596
You will get raped by a clown of all things.

>>46340627
What if we got a cinema level screen?

>>46340652
she'd probably come of the projector. so pretty small

>>46340661
There must be some way to maximize our milk gain

>>46340605
The ghost now has a pair of extra large weakpoints, its time to strike.

>>46340527
>>46340484
>>46340550
>>46340611
>>46340617
So how are your firing drills going?
Did you 4/4/4?

>>46340652
>Dolby sound plays as a pair of mammoth tits on a small ghost pop out of the screen.

>>46340685
I'm only here because /bag/ reached image limit again.

You have summoned the Outer Goddess. She demands to know what it is you desire and what you will give in return, lest your soul be flayed for wasting her time.

>>46340702
Then go back.
It'll have a new thread in a few minutes.

The raging minotaur can be calmed with soft country music. So you best be practicing with a guitar. Don't try this with other monsters though as it has a chance of making them angrier

>>46340702
>can't go a few minutes without spamming his gacha trash so he does it on an unrelated board
/vg/ subhumans are really the worst

>>46340712
Best i can do is egg.

This fox is only in her 20s.

>>46340758
>people are shitting on me again. Gotta post porn quick to distract them

>>46340768
What? I'm not even the gacha guy and that isn't porn, that's something tagged with 'original' from Gelbooru. I would never post gacha crap.

>>46340778
Ok gachashitter

>>46340778
Don't mind the schizo

>>46340788
Stop replying to yourself gachashitter.

>>46340794
But anon, you are the shizo. All the post here are made by you. Even this post is just you replying to yourself. There never was a /mgt/, you're all alone in here.
But hey, at least the voices are fun, right?

....I hate this brainrot.
I want extra buff monster girls.
Maybe with a shortstack kiki that is 'head wife'

>>46340812
No, keep talking about the shizos you shizo.
Jokes aside. Kikis are terrible headwives. I want a shog headwife.

>>46340758
>20s
20,000's

>>46340812
Can any monster really call herself your wife if she can't even bench press you?

Monsters can't get me because my stando Killer Queen can turn them into a bomb with a touch.

I called the dragon a mere lizard and the lizardman in my party got all offended that I was using lizard as an insult.

>>46340822
I dunno, I like the idea of a small but fierce kiki the other girls respect both due to her home making skills but also her ability to keep everything ordered.

>>46340832
Maybe not.
Granted, she also has to look like she can, no natural strength bonus cheating.

>>46340850
>And so that's how I up being forced to take these racial sensitivity training classes

>>46340852
>she also has to look like she can
I agree, it's just not the same unless they have something to show for it. It's more attractive and gives me something else to rub and kiss.

>>46340850
Tell her if she wasn't weak you wouldn't use it as an insult

>>46340890
Exactly, she can't just be strong, she has to look it.
Abs, biceps, the whole nine.
Just with enough softness in the right spots to maintain a feminine look.

>>46340850
>"I'll show you a mere lizard!"
>Lizardman slices her blade right through anon's head
>Anon's mana flies everywhere
>Anon is a now a blubbering, horny mess
>Anon gets dommed by both the lizard and the dragon that night