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>>46332465
Both because shes socially and emotionally stunted from constant isolation, she doesn't really know how to play with others.

>>46332465
Flandre is slute!!!

>>46332465
Flan is a sweetheart, she just likes to play hard with the roughhousing!

>>46332794
What did Flan mean by this?

>>46333193
I don't get it, he's clearly white in the first two panels.

>>46332612
nop

Now dress her just like she appeared in the Internet Survivor video.

touchy with Flan's flat chest!
kissing Flan's tummy!
rubbing crotch with Flan's butt!
Definitely not a pedophile

The Flan-Chan is starting to do things to my heart...

>>46332794
This always cracked me up. One of the stupid ass cable shows did a "FBI hunts Judge doxxer!!!" segment and it led off with Flan smiling.

>>46333193
This but reversed, with Flan on top.

>>46332465
Flan-chan is your maid now!
and she will break all your shit (accidentally)
what do

>>46335267
what kind of things?

Sometimes I wonder how flan-chan smells like

>>46343911

>>46332465
evil brat who will kill you and have fun doing so

>>46332465
Flan-chan is a brat

>>46348791
not as much as Wemy

>>46348826
Wemy deserves spanks for being such an edgelord little shit!!

>>46338656
She makes my heart go pitter-patter!

>>46350841

Flan knows what you are.
Pretty obvious when you spend most of your time hanging out with little vampire girls.

>>46343911
Like a refrigerator that hasn’t been cleaned out quite often enough. Because she’s a barely rotting corpse.

>>46355164
Remilia is aware that she smells like this due to being a vampire, and uses an obnoxious amount of perfume to try and conceal it. Flandre isn’t really aware and doesn’t really care.

>>46355164
>Because she’s a barely rotting corpse.
wrong. She is a pretty girl. Only starving vampires are rotting

>>46352455
We are enjoying each other’s presence I don’t see the issue?

I bet she wears diapers just like remi.

I love Flanslop

>>46352455
It's no secret that I seek immortality.

>>46363321
jump off a cliff faggot.

>>46363681
Imagine the smell of her smelly unwashed vampire feet mixing with the smell of her fully loaded diaper.

>>46363524
holy loli boobies!

Flan-chan caught you spying on her, what’s your next move?

>>46365309
A gross exaggeration! Flan's feet are admittedly pretty ripe but she's a big girl and she only messes in her Pichuuns occasionally and then only a little bit!

>>46371019
offer her an ice-cream as reparation. with chocolate flakes on it.

>>46372796
become dead

>>46371019
She will be my imouto for now on

>>46372796
Fuck off.

>>46363252
>>46350841
>>46350962
imagine floofing Flans beautiful golden hair

>>46381098
In a manner of speaking, this >>46350962 Fran is inviting you to do so. It just might not be what you were expecting.

>>46381098
I wish I could run my fingers through her soft fluffy hair

Imagine sniffing Flan's sweaty little toes!

>>46387138
deep breath!

I miss Furandoll and his lewd Furandoll animations ;_;
https://www.iwara.tv/image/mlieKck2sNWC8a

Flan-chan is so cute and adorable sometimes I wish I could adopt her, I would wake up every morning and make her a delicious and healthy breakfast, make sure she’s always happy warm and clean, play with her all the time and read her bed time stories every night

Sleeping with flan-chan must feel so nice and comfy, watch her laying on top of me and patiently waiting for me to wake up while she startes at me with those beautiful red eyes.

I believe this young lady might be the fabled "U.N Owen".

>>46403883

>>46403896
Was it her?

>>46404110
I'm quite sure it was her indeed.

UN HER

I want to ejaculate inside Flan's cunny

Imagine cuddling with flan-chan during one of those warm summer nights, the coldness of her small body mixed with your body warmth it must feel amazing

Don't sweat it out Flan!

>>46411534
Oh my goodness, small Flan boobie!

>>46371019
Stare dead into her eyes, moving and unblinking, waiting for her to look away so I can leave and pretend one of that happened.

Flan-chan with pointy or normal ears?

Going to school with flan-chan!

Do vampires sweat?

>>46427244
Profusely. It smells sour and acrid, especially around their feet, which they seldom wash.

>>46427378
lungs getting poisoned by Flan feet

https://files.catbox.moe/3tjk1o.mp4
me and Flan-chan

I want to kiss flan-chans tummy!

>>46427249
I'll take one Flanburger pls

>>46427249
would pat just to cheer her a little in her pitful position

yes i know my hand explodes then

>>46332465
she has the 'tism and a battle manga tier fightboner

I'M GOING ON A VAMPIRE ZOMBIE HUNT ANON........

Flan is not as small as you think!

>>46450663
how to get rid of thigh fetish?

Reminds me of this girl on reddit I just want her to be my little vampire

>>46450706
r/goldenpupu

>>46333566
Don't cry Flan-chan :_:

>>46450663
MY NOSE IN HER ASSHOLE AND MY TONGUE IN HER CUNNY!!!11!1!1!1!111111¹

Do you think flan-chan likes steak? Like imagine giving her one of those big tomahawk steaks and just watch her try to eat it.

>>46435205
Been there, done that.

>>46465009
how was it

>>46466914
taste like pudding

>>46467021
Then that means that flan also smells like pudding!

>>46474201
Fran smells and tastes like Flan, don't know what else you would think.

she can be a little bully but i think deep down she's a cute, sweet girl! :3

I want to give flan-chan a surprise hug!

Oh no, Flan-chan lost all the Scarlet fortune on the stock market!

oic

OH wait

>>46490107
after investing in railroads in the 1800s she should know better

Going out on a date with flan-chan!

>>46496866
Where?

Sweet dreams Flanny.

>>46502869
To watch the fireworks!

>>46450663
FlASSy

The scarlet sisters are very fluffy!

Flan-chan has cute pointy ears

I wish I was flan-chans teddy bear

>>46332612

>>46534532
This little shit is trying to get me to inseminate her isn't she?

>>46534656
She wants to know what sex is like. Remilia talks about it all the time.

What if Flan gets impregnated while split into 4?
Or what if she splits while already pregnant? Does that multiply the babies too?

>>46535225
Im assuming that the babies will also disappear every time her clones disappear and come back every time she splits

>>46538596
If Flan's children will all inherit her power to split into 4, her offspring will be in the billions in just a few generations.

>>46538596
now, this, it doesnt make any sense.

According to the recent news bat mating season is happening right now

>>46332465
Flan is a cunt and she's a horrible person like her fans.

>>46543163
Don't be jealous Remi, she who lives in a crystal mansion shall cast not stones.

Flan-chan is actually really nice and pleasant to be around with, you just need to get to know her, and yes she does play and cuddle a little bit rough sometimes.

>>46332465
Man my Flandre Fumo is all covered in filth, it looks like she's wearing blackface.

I want Flan-chan to princess carry me around the mansion.

>>46551964
Summer is right around the corner go give her a bath!

>>46551964

Clean her. NOW.

>>46332465
Flan hates Jews!

Can someone help me find an mmd of Flandre and Remilia dancing to a ticking clock sounding song and they flash their pantsu while swaying their hips to the beat. Sakuya joins in a few times too but her model is different. I seem to have lost the bookmark for it, but it's on niconico I remember.

>>46557589
If this was true, it would redeem her lots desu.

Flan-chan is the strongest

>>46559422
>her temperance, insight and justice
not for long she isn't

>>46559697
vampires can get pregnant?

>>46559697
I fucked Flan????
If I'm to take responsibility I would at least like to remember such an awesome event.

>>46564479
Yes, they give birth to dhampirs

>>46564625
How many times has Flan given birth? Answer NOW!

>>46557589
she gas them with her feet

>>46564630
None, flan-chan is a pure virgin

>>46568309
>flan-chan is a pure virgin
lol what a loser

I don’t know why but every time I look at flan-chan my fatherly instincts kick in, like I just want to protect her despite her being a vampire and 1000x stronger than me, I just want to take care of her, play with her and make her happy.

>>46575969
she's quite the cutie, any man would want to spoil her.

>>46557589
Flan and Rumia will make sure the Holocaust actually happens! We all know they'll work faster than ovens. It's mathematically proven! The jews might try to barricade them with wooden doors, but those won't stop them!

Although Flan and Rumia should be careful if they decide to eat jews. I don't want them to get gassy after all!

>>46557589
>>46578415

>>46578415
kys fag

>>46580317
>>46578415
Flan will gas them with her feet

>>46580341
Now there's a war crime I'd love to be on the receiving end of!

>>46580712
put your masks on

>>46580317

Can someone please translate?

>>46583705
she wants you to watch and love only her.

Flan-chan is a lewd girl

>>46590124
What the heck is wrong with her ass!?

>>46590209
not enough polygons I guess

>>46583705
The pleasure of cumming inside

Cet endroit est mes toilettes maintenant.

>>46596881
andy sixx

I want to cuddle with this 2 cute little bats so bad!!!!

Squishy flan

Flan-chan is wondering where all of her fans went?

I want to CHANGE Flan-chan!

>>46612338
What do you mean by that?

If flan-chan is so dangerous to be around with, then why is she fren shaped?

>>46619179
Despite being friend shaped she doesn't know how to be a friend herself

>>46619209
Maybe someone can teach her how to become a good friend

Flan is heavy..!

>>46625107
Very!

>>46625244
plumpy flanpy

>>46625107
Lifting Flan-chan

>>46580090
we need more art of flan being drawn like this

https://exhentai.org/g/2648945/a21af57314/
why is Flan-chan such a lewd girl?

>>46625107

It must be all the dust building up on her

>>46332465
She is an evil mischievous big bully bat definitely, still cute though

>>46332465
Evil, sadistic and no good bat. She will not be getting any Christmas presents.

>>46635289
Her Christmas present is (Me)

>>46371019
explode

>>46625244
>>46450663
I love Flan-chan with a large ass

>>46630440
>>46635289
How can flan-chan be so mean and evil yet so cute, im sure there’s a way to teach her how to behave properly.

What happened to flanfly threads at 2:00 am???

https://files.catbox.moe/3n2rx3.webm
me and Furan

>>46646874
The feds got to him.

would you rub her belly?

>>46652711
I don't think that underwear is appropriate for Flan-chan.

>>46652878
how about you get her some new underwear than

>>46652711
I can clearly see her navel

>>46652711
I would rub her belly give it a little kiss and lay on it for a bit

fat

>>46619179
She is a predator, it is to put you in a false sense of security.

>>46660717
i wanna be prey. how do i apply?

>>46661384
Sneak into the mansion at night, give yourself a little cut, and hope she's the one that sniffs you out and not her sister.

>>46661395
what if i want both of them?

>>46660717
Im sure if I keep her entertained and willing to play with her she would let me live with her

What would you do with 4 flans??!

So when is Flan chan going to marry Reimu as promised?

>>46673248
TURN HER INTO AN IMAGEBOARD!!!

>>46673248
sex x 4

>>46673248
Keep one and sell the other 3 to the highest bidding Anons.

Why are people obsessed with the idea that flan is a psychopath? Her only appearances in games are EoSD where she simply wants to go out to play at the shrine with her sister but isn't allowed (and ends up playing harmless danmaku with Reimu) and no part of her dialogue hits at her being a psycho, and SFW where she's asked to help defeat an enemy and agrees, does nothing bad, behaves normally and goes back home. Why do people assume she's dangerous?

>>46686049
I don't know man, a 400 year old who behaves like that isn't all there in my opinion.

>>46686049
>Why are people obsessed with the idea that flan is a psychop-ACK

>>46686623
She is a good girl, she sensed evil inside Hong and went to exterminate it so her dear sister and friends would not be harmed by this evil. She was just mislead thinking that Hong herself was evil and not the spirit inside her.

>>46686049
I think the idea is that she is so innocent and naive that she will break you in half by accident while playing while not understanding why this is bad.

>>46686074
A 400 year old who has never been allowed outside and is treated like a child can't be anything but childish

>>46686672
This is why flan-chan is the best, she’s good at sensing evil meaning that if you treat her right and befriend her she would protect you from any evil

>>46652760

She's calling you to ask about your Car's extended warranty

>>46688536
Also flandre: "I didn't sense a big evil since that shrine maiden storm the mansion" (paraphrase CDS)
I dont know if flan have a complete grasp in what is evil and not.

>>46688563
that's very nice, thank you flan-chan.

>>46686672
SHATTERING preconceived headcanon that Flan gives any kind of shit about Hong!

>>46689151
I assume that the evil is probably intent to harm, would make more sense and since she has the mind of a child she sees it as evil.

>>46686623
that should've been me

am i ugly

>>46700641
Anon this is a flandre thread

>>46703727
Flan is french

>>46704875
Does she also smell french?

>>46708576
oui

Flandre's big tits!

>>46708777
Bust size? Outfit?

>>46708777

>>46708768
>>46708576
I don't know whether to be aroused or disgusted, it might be a bit of both.

>>46710186
No one can resist the smell of a little french vampire girl

>>46713897
well, French rhymes with stench...

Mama Furan will give you your bottle!

>>46690759
This goes to show that flan-chan is a sweet, caring and protective girl of those around her.

>>46720626
So sweet, she even made friends with that strange lady over by the mountain!
She was such a good girl she got a new skirt from her!
Wow!!!

>>46720743
Flan-chan just wants to explore the world and make friends she just doesn’t know how to!

Silly flan

>>46332465
I love her edgy arc.

>>46729163
That would actually be cute.

Sleeping with flan-chan must feel really nice

>>46736324
The wings would probably make it a bit awkward unless she can just take them off.

Lol

>>46736343
She can probably bend them around to make it less awkward or she could put on a sweater and tuck them inside

Asking flan-chan if she wants to be adopted

>>46745508
Her family treats her like shit so yeah she probably would

>>46745748
I can't really blame Remi and Patchy. It must be hard to deal with a destructive and autistic schizo like Flan.

>>46745952
she not a schizo be nice

>>46745989
>schizoid personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency toward a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy.
Sounds familiar?

>>46745952
Maybe she wouldn't be a destructive schizo and would know common sense if they let her go outside at least once after being born
>>46746059
>characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships
She is very interested in social relationships, all she wants to do is go out to play with Reimu and Remi in EoSD
>a tendency toward a solitary or sheltered lifestyle
Forced on her, not by choice, she tries to escape all the time
>apathy
She is VERY emotional

I just want Flan to be happy, man

>>46746059
wow she literally me

>>46746080
>Forced on her, not by choice, she tries to escape all the time
Didn't this contradict the fact that she can escape anytime she wants?, (except when patchouli makes it rain outside)

>>46746171
Given how thrilled she was to go outside during SFO, i don't think she can escape very often

Flan is an obedient girl

>>46745952>>46746171
Flan-chan doesn’t go around destroying stuff on purpose, shes just that powerful and its hard for her to control that power.
Flan is a nice well behaved girl she doesn’t go outside because Remi tells her not to, she just respects her big sister that much, the only reason she was let out recently is because Okina needed her and it was her last choice after Reimu and Marisa got their asses handed over by the stinky goat

Flan forgot her skirt (again!)

>>46745952
>Remilia, did you really have to invite your little sister?
>Yeah, about that... the truth is that I feel sorry for her
>She smells a little bad. A little perfume wouldn't hurt
>Shh! she is listening

>>46751858
Poor little flan she doesn’t smell that bad just a bit moldy

I wonder if flan-chan likes to get hugged or headpats

>>46755949
Spray her down with the hose

>>46762287
Vampires are weak to running water.

>>46762306
So remilia must also stink, surely

>>46746774
SFO?

>>46762306
It's certainly not gonna kill her

>>46764962
Flandre is OP

>>46764847
Sunken fossil world, i dont know why the fuck i typed an O there

flan-chan sugoi!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110922606
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110922678
so this is how sisters treat each other?

ROWR!!!!!!!!!

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>46762287
Theres no need to be that hard on her, you can probably convince her to take a bath if you promise to give her some candy, or willing to play with her or even offer yourself to help her take a bath!

Flan-chan is a nice sweet and educated girl that just wants to make friends

Silly flan-chan!

https://files.catbox.moe/3n2rx3.webm
Me and Flan-chan!

>>46708576
She most certainly does I'm sorry to break the news to you

>>46803027
but it's a good thing

>>46708576
>Take off flan’s hat
>Give it a big sniff
>”Wow flan-chan you smell wonderful today!”
Flan:“Erm I haven’t bathed in years are you ok anon?”

>>46808837
if i smell her feet would i die?

>>46808862
Flan's ferocious feety fumes are to be enjoyed by all!

>>46809741
but what happens to my respiratory system?

>>46808862
You would die so hard that you loop back to being alive

>>46809792
i would happily become Flan's undead feet servant

>>46808862
Her scent is quite unique some might hate it some might love it but if you take a deep breath inhale and end up loving it you will definitely get addicted to it to point flan might start hiding from you!

>>46812164
Fill my lungs with your fumes Flan

I talked to Flan-chan and she told me you people are gross.

>>46813988
Grow up.

>>46816000
Especially you.

>>46816020
proof?

>>46816021
Yes.

>>46816044
So no proof.

Meds now.

>>46816054
You can lie to others but not to yourself. Seek inner peace.

>>46816090
Acquire maturity.

>>46813988
What if i just want to hug her?

>>46816607
Then you're one of the good ones and Flan-chan loves you.

Flan-chan is very nice and sweet I want to carry her around!

>>46830589
I want to BE carried around by Flan-chan!