/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46317598
They were domesticated? Say it ain't so

Fox.

Snake.

Disregard reptiles.
Listen to your true base, primordial instincts.

>>46317627
They just learned that future wars will be fought entirely by small robots. She's deadly accurate with drone grenades.

Post your favorite monstergirl that isn't from monstergirl media.

>tell dragon you know she's only pretending to love you so you'll let your guard down and she can eat you
>she shifts into her original form and casually pins you underneath her claw
"If I wanted to eat you I'd eat you. Keeping your guard up wouldn't change anything"
>she transforms back and helps you up
>"So don't worry about it, okay?"

>>46317659
Cute crawly

Is there any 3D modeler (jap or not) that make good monstergirls models *and* allow them to be used for vidya purpose?
Asking for reasons.

>>46317678
Finest babe in American media since 1953.

>>46317678
Probably that one episode in Aladin where Jasmin turns into a lamia. Boy, that planted a seed in me back in the day.

>>46317659
Breeding busty broodmothers until thier abdomen is bursting with eggs

>>46317740
Look on sketchfab, artstation, and unity marketplace.
You sound like you've only ever looked at vrchat models.

>>46317678

This is ushi oni #1

The fox may have a few levels, as a treat

>>46317821
What makes her the number one?

Forgot my umbrella

>>46317678
I am not sure if tokyo ravens counts.

>>46317821
At what?

>>46317821
I can't be arsed to think of a good WANO reference.

>>46317821
>now look at this web, that I just spun
>when I say go, be ready to throw

>>46317825
the fact that there's 3 more standing behind her in a line
you did bring an adventuring party along, right?

>>46317827
This is like, Inception or something.

>>46317844
That is my adventuring party

>>46317598
The mander can be defeated

You know a shirohebi is a keeper if, during the first time you meet each other, she at least attempts to convince you to give her 100+ children before ignoring your answer and just kidnapping and raping you anyway. The ones that skip the dialogue and go straight for the rape are the bad ones.

Follow the fox.

>>46317917
Being able to state her intentions before her breeding instincts overtake her is a sign of stronger, higher cognition among shirohebis.
There is a current tribal war between the "erudite" shirohebi faction and the "troglodite" shirohebi faction.

Just say the magic words and touch the reverse scale.

>>46317940
Sure, were we going?

How far would Hebi go to keep me safe from other broads?

I will defeat the hebi with headpats

How do you quote posts from the previous thread?

>>46317974
Depends on how much she respects your boundaries. If she doesn't, or if you have none, anytime it's time to leave the house, she's taking you with her, in her stomach, sandworm style if you catch my meaning. Whores can't get to you if you're encased in her flesh.

>>46317988
You don't.

>>46317988
Like this
>>46108068

>>46317988
Lurk moar

Goddamn it, I bought this expensive fucking claymore for my sword collection and some shitty Demon delivery woman that delivered it put a lot of mana on it and now my sword is a Cursed Sword. She's just sitting in my living room blinking at me. It looks so fucking stupid now, it doesn't look like a sword now, it looks like a stupid ass slab of black rock. How do I change it back??? I want my fucking sword not some random whore covered in bits of black skimp wear stuff.

>>46317651

I want to fluff the fluffy bit inside her ears.

>>46318006
Mmm, ear wax soiled hairs.

>>46318002
>wants a long, phallic object you use to penetrate others with over a cute waifu
What are you, gay?

>>46317821
That was one of the first ushi pics I saved. Here's another ushi to commemorate.

>>46318014
Fuck you faggot, swords are badass. I want something I can swing around not this MMO whore looking bitch.

>>46318026
Swords are for faggots. Clubs and maces are for real men.

>>46318016
This post convinced me to watch th

>>46318014
https://files.catbox.moe/go56ku.png
swords are actually pretty lame, when you think about it.

>>46318030
>MUH UNIQUE WEAPON
>is just a stick
Your mace looks like a dildo btw we know what you really use that for faggot. Inb4 some polearmfags inject their worthless opinion nobody asked for about their stripper poles.

>>46318042
anon?

Sometimes, walking out in the woods is safer alone than with a lady companion.

>>46318069
Ah yes. Buffpup. The vtuber with an furry alt model.

>>46318056
is there an ushi in this pic somewhere?

>>46318083
I see a splotch of green in the middle but thats probably just a leaf.

perhaps the real monster all along was... was the giant rape fox

>>46318089
Are you silly, there is no such th

>>46318089
>the giant rape fox
Disgusting. Where? So that i can specifically avoid going there.

>>46318099
>This is the weakest hag
How can we ever hope to defeat them?

I will never lose to foxes!
...other kinds of mofu are still as effective as ever, though.

There is nothing cool about rape, Miss Hellhound. If you want sex then you need to earn it! Traditional dating and building a relationship will make the payoff that much better! Passionate lovemaking is a lot, lot better than a quick get off by raping! Weak people have to resort to rape! Rape is for the weak!

>>46318123
We must get them to fight amongst themselves.
What good is the strongest hag, when the second and third strongest team up against her?

>>46318099
Saggy, droopy, long, gravity affected, heavy, tear shaped,

>>46318151
Can't beat the saggers man.

How will monster girls take over our world.

>>46318126
Shut up and take your pants off before she rips them off.

>>46318151
>>46318166
Imagine the sloshing

>>46318186
Those horns would make her easy to hang in your closet.

>Defeat danukis by apeing their investments and then shorting them
Or you just spin them around three times. That's enough to make 'em dizzy and fall over

>>46318006
Imagine if anon put his dick in it, ahah I'm kidding but imagine

>>46318180
imagine the rape

>>46318166
Pendulum, hynotizing, belly touching, soft, veiny, baggy, milk overflowing, matured, bouncy, in need of support, limb engulfing, voice muffling, and suffocating, back hurting, gaze attracting, ready to be milked, almost too big, flatty envy inducing

Hey, did you know that (YOU) yes (YOU could be suffering from TOO MUCH BLOOD?
That's right, TOO MUCH BLOOD.
Your young, fit, juicy male body may be carrying way more blood than you need or is healthy.
>That's awful! W-what can I do?!
Do not panic. Professional help can be found at a Von Draculesti clinic near you. Our team of qualified nurses can deal with any excess blood problems you may have. Walk-ins are encouraged.
Do not delay, come to our clinics and get your problems sucked away today!

>>46318126
If he doesn't submit willingly, is it even submission?

>>46318229
>when a vampire spends too much time with a danuki

>>46318229
>get your problems sucked away today!
The succ clinic told me the same thing and they didn't even ask about my blood. Weird.

>>46317659
THERE ARE LITERALY CENTIPEDE NIPPLES ON MY SCREEN

>>46318258
They're so small even the advertisers don't see em.

>>46318258
It is merely an illusion. A trick of the mind.
I missed it and now i can't delete it because it's too old

>>46318229
This seems unlikely. But if I do have too much blood, I can just let it out at the unicorn clinic, who will dispose of it responsibly.

>mailman got raped by a homeless hellhound
>now the delivery for my super cool potion set i ordered off nukizon got delayed
Fuck online shopping, man, I'm gonna buy things in person.

i cumed on my lava lamp and it turned into this

>be homeless hellhound
>rape man
>now homebound hellhound

>>46318298
What kind of potion did you buy anon?

>>46318044
well i like guns

>>46318283
NTA, but it's called Polycythemia Vera. It is very rare, but mostly happens in men.

>>46318308
It was one of those mystery box bulk deals. My pyrow friend and I were gonna play potion roulette tonight, but we can't now. It sucks because she seemed pretty excited about it, too...

>>46317823
This is my ideal height difference
I love tall monsters

>>46318337
I made this post.

is it normal to start off in hagville?
also is it normal to be poor to afford shit in said town

>>46318343
Hagville is a fairly difficult starting level, I would only start there if you really like hags or are on your 3rd or 4th run through.

If you need money, you can try your chances at flirting with hags in the bar- better have decent agility or an evasion skill if you want to escape from that unmarried.

If you need money in hagville, just do the nuki quest chain

>25 year old danuki with a large, heavy backpack
>Asks to hire you to massage her back after her long travels
>She offers to pay you well
>The payment: you sell yourself into slavery to her
>Sealed with a demonic, magical contract that can't be broken unless the amount of 5,000 denarii can be paid
This is a good deal. Don't pass it up!

>>46318342
Are you a 7 foot tall fox?

>>46318390
No, but I would like to be buried under one.

>>46318378
Can I just switch class to prostitute?

>>46318229
Heck yeah I love vampires.

My Gandharva neighbor just discovered EDM. Now I'll never be able to sleep.

Monsters that look like hags but are actually clueless, naive 19 year olds.

>>46318399
You'll be subjected to terrible things if you do that, anon. Profitable, but terrible.

>>46318458
He'll get snatched on his first session by a NEET hag with the libido of a thousand jubs and not be seen for at least 9 months.

>>46318399
brother im a clown but fucking hags cant stop pestering me about giving them creampies

>>46318520
It's understandable, clowns specialize in pies

>>46318520
Save it for your destined Bogie wife.

How do I explain what 'consent' is to a monster?

>>46318598
It's easy.
A con-sent is a colloquial term used by MGCPD to describe danuki mail scams that have already been delivered.

>>46318565
>>46318593
the worst thing is when i get a gig
its always a fucking neet who wants to get laid
I have to give them back their money and tell them to call my twin brother who is the clown prostuite, not me

i dont think we're going to make it out of here alive

>>46318641
It's a you eat out the cat kingdom, here.

>>46318641
That's just life man. Nobody makes it out alive.

>>46317598
One modern sally, please.

>>46318668

>>46318680
This isn't what I asked for but it's even better so I'm not upset.

>>46318685
Everyone loves pyrows

>>46318685
Modern sallys are just pyrows with scales when you think about it.

>>46318705
A Sally will pin you down and fuck you until you agree to marry her; a pyrow will let you realize that you're married on your tenth anniversary after three kids. They are not the same.

>>46318721
If pyrows had scales they would also be more combatfriendly.

>>46318704
I hate pyrows!

>>46313814
>>46313832
>>46313838
>>46313841
>>46313845
So... What monster girls would these order dames monsterize into?

>Hellhound's finally got you alone after a long, romantic day
>Can hardly contain herself; her tail is swinging on overtime to try and get rid of her excess excitement
>Panting like she was in the middle of the desert
>Eye flames so hot it feels like your in the middle of the desert
>Pulls a parcel out from behind her and hands it to you
>Takes some real restraint from her not to tear it open herself
>Look inside
>That's a collar.jpg
>Look up. She's gauging your reaction VERY carefully
>You know the implication and significance of a collar to a hellhound
>Hearts in your throat. Chest feels tight. Legs feel weak.
>Her titanic form blots out the light of the room, and you should feel totally at her mercy
>Yet, she's giving you some space. Her tail is still. Hellhounds aren't known for compromise, yet you somehow feel like, if you said no to this behemoth, she'd oblige
>But the thought never crosses your mind
>You nod - and seal the rest of your life with her
>A wave of magic fire washes over your face, like someone pouring water onto an oil fire
>Through the fire (and the flames), she carries on (to pick you up)
>Tail is going ballistic. Her breathing is heavy and panting frantic.
>Takes the collar from your hands and,with remarkable skill for someone with such big paws, unlatches the collar
>*CLICK*
>Leans in, her panting tongue warm against your ear
>Speaks in a quiet voice ill-befitting a hellhound
>"Welcome to the pack."
>But it is a voice well-fitting your new wife

>>46318738
You're getting it now!

>>46318739
gonna go with siths. All of them. and I'll marry them.

>>46318180
>>46318214
This is what the day of the portals people be hearing in radio waves during the fated day.

https://youtu.be/xr6lLw5w46Q?si=cswlV6L_TQ_KAqlH

And they said it'd be no conflict.

>>46318705
They're on the more tomboyish side than regular Pyrows.

>>46318743
I made this post.

>Get a job to steal some recipes from some Hinezumi food corporation, apparently they hid info for weapons shipments in them or something
>After the hundredth recipe you've downloaded you're beginning to think you were hired just to steal normal recipes, they do sound good though.
>End up pistol whipping the daughter of the CEO on reflex after she discovers you sneaking out
>Huddled up in a motel outside of the city a lot richer and now on the verge of tears, think you're gonna be chopped into bits and made into a new recipe
>Turn the news on to see her parents making a statement that their daughter's husband WILL be found and made to apologize for running off without taking responsibility
>what

>>46318180
Alright. Let's see.
>They want men alive
>They probably don't care about women
>We can assume we can bring more heavy ordnance to bear but they would be better in individual scenarios and small scale stuff
I'm going to go with a single blitz of major population centers they infiltrate in order to stop us dropping nukes on civvies and hopefully getting our government to give up as soon as possible.
They're probably in for a rude surprise if some countries disregard civilian casualties.

>>46318744
Two gyarus? What is this easy mode?

>>46318818
just wait until she calls her pals

>>46318845
I don't speak Zipanguese.

>>46318854
learn

Miss Vampire and Miss Werewolf against.... THE INVISIBLE MAN!
Featuring special guest stars, Miss Zombie and Miss Ghost.

Can our ghoulish heroines stop the dastardly unseen male menace as he rampages across Monster town, pranking innocent people violently and thieving all he sees and catch him to put a stop to this treachery?!

>>46318860
I don't wanna, it's hard...

>>46318867
>pick the two strongest counters to an invisible man
>act like this is even a challenge
Werewolf would find him in less than a minute.

>>46318869
Too bad.

>>46318854
Trendy Pyrows know English. Better yet if you're ESL and there's one Pyrow that knows your native language.

>>46318881
>>46318883
>getting harassed by some Pyrow tourists from Zipangu that can speak fluent english while occasionally pointing at me and laughing in their native language
That's not fair! I was supposed to be safe at home!

>>46318880
But mister Invisible Man conveniently placed a lot of plates of fried chicken and steai out to confuse her senses!

>>46318180
>>46318778
I have said before and will say it again. Poorer developing 3rd World countries of Southeast Asia, China, India, Africa and the Middle East will actually be the first and easiest to fall and surrender toGE mamono when the arrive and spread Mamono Mana. But developed richer and technologically advanced 1st world nations of Europe and The United States, and the Americas (now under the absolute rule and domain of the United States in facing the MGE invasion) will be the bastions that hold out and defend against the mamono onslaught. Simply because the US and European powers have a more advanced and powerful military forces and strong and more prosperous economy that'd disincentivize it's people from not leaving. Not to mention the Western developed world has a richer and more prosperous culture that motivates truly patriotic and faithful people to stand up and fight back the MGE mamono tide.

>>46318894
Counterpoint: Ms Werewolf and Vampire are very lonely and have been told if they find him they can make Invisible Man their husband. They are also very good friends that promised to share a husband if they both never found one when they graduated university.

>>46318180
>>46318778
>>46318902
Kill yourselves. This shit goes to the same military wank nonsense every single time.
>dude what if monsters invaded???
>buhhhh nukes lmaooooo humans win!!!!
so fucking annoying

>>46318867
Mana sensing is a thing anon, as well as smells, heat tracking, throwing paint in his general direction, straight up sensing his soul, dispelling the invisibility, and probably even more stuff i can't think of.

>>46318904
Yes but the plot demands they comically bumble around over each other back and forth trying to catch the invisible menace while he does things like slap their ass from behind and then avoid their attempts at grabbing him before running off to cause more mischief.

>>46318002
A curse can be useful by the time you find what it can do

>>46318921
The plot demands the man is raped by his new wives now rather than later or else they'll unleash their ultimate attack.
tearing up and wondering if he hates them

>>46318902
Somehow it feels like leaving monster girls as an exotic thing we have to escape to is nice. Back to the holy land we go!

>>46318902
>the Western developed world has a richer and more prosperous culture that motivates truly patriotic and faithful people to stand up and fight
Pic related.
>>46318912
The "muh nukes" cope is depressing because it's an extension of how people with no fucking clue about warfare imagine the role of nuclear arsenal, which you'd think nerds with hard-on for military wouldn't fall for.

I hate having to explain to the hags I ring up that I'm not included with their groceries and that they can't take me home too because I have to work and keep the grocery store running.

I'm gonna drink a fuckton of alcohol and get lost in the Hagville hedge maze! It'll be real fun, who's down to join me?

How do you feel about weasels?

that thing mgs do when they want to sound smart.

>>46318984
Feel free to join our discussion anon.

>>46319024
Just kinda ramble and hope you are too distracted by their tits to listen to what they are saying and parsing it as gibberish

I'm gonna just drive through Hagville in my car. I won't get out or anything, I'm just riding through, so I won't get grabbed by a hag, they won't be able to get me in a car.

>>46319009
I won't deal with any without a three for one special.

>>46319025
Take it to /tg/.

I'm gonna call chesh POOPY PANTS.
I'll be like
>Hey POOPY PANTS. Nice bow you're wearing... NOT!

>>46317598
Imagine implementing the no shirt no shoes no service to restaurants and other establishments in MGC. Especially to the racy and scantily clad succubi-type monsters.

>>46319086
>no shoes
You are going to lose so many customers with this one

>>46319114
That is an excessively large fox.

>>46319119
;_;

>>46319009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg14jNbBb-8

Why do so many Elves have such huge breasts? I thought they were supposed to be lithe and skinmy beauties, not ugly saggy titted cows...

>>46319196
Those are corrupted and monsterized elves. Regular uncorrupted elves are indeed skinny and lithe.

if elves really were intune with the forest, and not say the grazed farms of those filthy humans, then why are they not shaped like pears, and instead have cow-like tits?

>>46319218
Corruption really did a number on elves. Fight back and preserve natural beauty, order man.

>>46319245
cultural exchange heavily affected their diet

>>46319196
>Many mamono had lithe bodies...
>Until the Fast Food Nation attacked.
>Mamono everywhere were seduced by French fries, burgers, fried chicken.
>They gorged on cakes and pies and ice cream.
>Until they were...
>Americanized.
The horror...
The horror.

>>46319266
Borger is unbeatable.

>>46318180
I’m 99% sure somewhere KC said that the massive influx of mamono mana would make the take over non-violent and quick.

>>46319276
That's really cool, anon! But let's disregard that, okay?

>>46319245
it's because elves are known for being cow like.
Cow like diet.
Cow like disposition.
Cow like tits

>>46318180
They'll redo season 8 of Game of Thrones with a phantom, 3 dragons, and a Lich.
It'll be FUCKING PERFECT.
Mankind will kneel.

>>46319276
>Walk outside to get the mail
>Neighbor lady has more horns than you remember
>She must have changed her hair or something

>>46319281
Nah, fuck off with your edgy military wank because you can't get off unless cute girls die or the US government nukes it's own people.

Haha! Me like cow. Me need cow.

Cow.... mmmm...

>>46319293
I wonder how monsters would feel about guys that just don't really give a shit about them being a thing. I'd imagine the ones that wanted a bit more of a dramatic flair to their meeting with their husbands would be a little bummed out.

>>46319304
I wonder how guys would feel about monster girls that just have no interest in sex.
Imagine joining a sabbath and there it's all just research.

Holstaurs are mere farm animals. I would never have sex with one, they are literal cattle.

>>46319314
>just have no interest in sex.
Not a thing. However that does sound like a Sabbath that's all about distracted sex. Bet a lot of liches go into that one.

>>46319304
i think most of them are pretty stoked when you're not afraid of them or averse to them

>>46319328
No. I don't care its not a thing in mge. I just said sabbath for a frame of reference.
It is now a thing. The day of the portals happened and all you can do is learn sick magic tricks as society is uplifted nonsexually by cute monster girls.

>>46319330
A mix of cow and demon.
Truly a mysterious creature.

>>46319338
Whatever, I'm down for that. I don't offer anything useful sex-wise to a girl anyway. I'mma learn me a fireball.

>>46319356
Fuck off.

>>46319304
You should at least pretend to be somewhat afraid/impressed by the giant dragon woman

>>46319361
Ah, we got a flatchad.

but what if you held hands with the pyrow as a joke haha?

>>46319378
>giant
If we go by Japanese height she's probably gonna be 6'2 at best. Besides I highly doubt I'd ever see one outside of them being on TV.

>>46319119
>>46319137
The correct term is- Snoe. (Pronounced Ss-knew)

>>46319361
>t.Jealous flatty
>t.Sabbath

I would reject all monsters and their advances because I don't want to pass on my bad genetics (premature balding, deformed chest and ribs, poor eyesight, muscle weakness and heart arrhythmia)

>>46319393
>6'2 is perfectly large in fact it's on the larger side for dragons! It's not my fault you apes in this world are so abnormally big!

>>46319421
>balding
chesh is gonna call you humpty dumpty while she rapes you

>>46319421
Those are all the traits monster girls might use to breed pet humans.

>>46319434
yeah, but then you to breed humans with humans.
ew

>>46319426
See this is why I don't like Dragons. Why would I want a girlfriend that just acts like a bully? I had enough of that from my ex.

I need the biggest birb you have...

>>46317598
Now imagine having to tell monstergirls not to be para social with their favorite ASMR streamer boys or male idols and or male VTubers. Imagine having to tell Shirohebis para social is bad, toxic and cringe. Imagine having to tell a Bicorn and or fujo Phantom that romantically shipping their favorite oshis and idols might be frowned upon and is weird and uncomfortable.

When the explicitly evil mg does something nice, we know it's genuine because they are too stupid to be duplicitous.

>>46319465
big birb

A trolley full of fishos is hurtling down the tracks.
There is a single cheshy waiting at the table at the end of the track for a fisho
There is also a lever in front of you.
If you pull the lever, the trolley of fishos will be diverted to a group of 5 other assorted kots for their usage.
what do you do? do you pull the lever?

>>46319565
I pull the lever and as it passes by I grab a fish to give it to the cheshy. Everyone gets to eat!

>>46319565
the ol' "do i want to be raped by 1 cheshire or 5 assorted cats" conundrum

>>46319565
Only the Cheshire is listed as being single, so I'd make sure the fishos go to her.

>>46319565
If I pull the lever, that will count as me delivering the fishos to the kots, so I will be culpable to also give them scritches and pats
on the other hand, I can walk away from the lever and have changed nothing. cheshy has no claim to me or to head pats or scritches. she is powerless.

>>46319565
derail the trolley and take the fishos for myself

>>46319565
chesh would make the poorest use of the fishos, so she has the least claim to them

>Are you lost, young man?

>Challenge salamander to a penis measuring duel
>Honor demands she accept
>Win easily
>Repeat for harem of sallies

>>46319626
You're definitely lost.
>>>/vg/

>>46319565
Looks like chesh is going without a fisho

>>46319626
I like the horns on the right.

I'm a pacifist, I refuse to fight a Salamander.

>>46319668
not all competitions are based in violence

Creaky horns of wisdom and mysticism.

>>46319690
MATH FIGHT!

throw caution to the lim'd

>>46319725
nobody expects the INT sally

I will be safe from Monsters in Denmark. Nobody gives a fuck about the Danish.

>>46319726
I want the lim that went to the kot kingdom and decided to kemono herself to join their royalty.

>>46319738
she's dumb. what, you think just because a monster's got a big hat she's smart?

>>46319750
that's how gear stats work

>>46319750
obviously
the bigger the hat, the smarter she is. its simple math.

>>46319738
The most dangerous of the sally manders

>>46319755
The bigger the hat the longer her virginity

>>46319766
You're asking for a Fireball to the face anon

>>46319766
Are you telling me this fun gal is a big ol' virgin?

>>46319196
>>>>> Elves

>>46319719
Lmao chestlet.

>>46319781
Her virgin rage just proves my point. She won't get her mom to stop nagging her about grandchildren like that

>>46319789
I like elves more than succubi. They are more pure. Succubi are just sex obsessed demons. Elves have other things going on and often an eternity to perfect their craft.

I will sneak up on a Wurm and jump her and wrestle her to the ground just to see how she reacts.

>>46319815
>wrestle her to the ground
You would be hugging her waist and be straining yourself to move her an inch. The worst part is wurm would look at you like you're an idiot.

>>46319831
ADORABLE idiot, you mean.

Dangerous weasels.

fancy bras are important

Undead hours.

>>46319979
The undead are gonna get ya!

>>46319979
i will replace all of wight's heels with sneakers

>Benis

>>46320146
she's got a point

Everybody do the Mofu-Mofu!

>>46320230
source?

https://twitter.com/spicyapplejamAN/status/1682027956343033857

>>46320297
https://twitter.com/spicyapplejamAN/status/1682027956343033857

Spidercow, Spidercow, does whatever a spidercow does.

>>46320320
>>46320289
>>46320277
>>46320235
>>46320230
Why are you like this? You already have /vg/ you absolute faggots just stay there instead of shitting up /jp/.

>>46320343
3/5 were trying to irritate you. 5/5 are somewhat broken

>>46320343
Images are images.

>>46320366
You know you don't need to post images right?

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Hebi will fill whatever roll of the group you need.
In fact, she can fill all of them at once!

>>46320376
Probably the best part of the thread for me, genuinely.

>You can just give this kind of thing to men and they will be thrilled

>>46320387
>partner with hebi
>she has a bow in one hand
>a shield in the other
>tail is holding a sword
>and she has a magic wand in her mouth
>now you don't need any WHORES for a balanced party
hebi sure is smart

>two of them specialize in knives
>The third carries around the healing jar (and also specializes in knives)
>Two DPS and healer, just needs a tank
Turns out if you want an adventure party while only getting married to one* girl, you should invest in weasels.
*One that is composed of three weasels

>>46320401
>rtx
wouldn't know what to do with it. i play all my games on a shitty macbook air i got for free my freshman year of college

>>46319784
Sweet Druella, why are Matangos/Fungus top tier?

how to convince a lich to teach me magic?

how do i marry a big cat?

>>46320691
give her a big fish

Ded

>>46320795
But I can make her feel alive. I can save Zombies bros! I swear I can!

>>46320795
Pump and dump

I think 2 wives is the ideal number. A hag mother-wife and a busty genki JK wife.

>>46319565
Pull the lever then put it back so the trolley does the sickest dorifto ever, and delivers fish to all six kots.

>>46320932
You got it wrong, is two wives with knives

>>46319630
And if you find a sally with an abnormally large clit that's the size of a penis (probably due to body-morph magic or potions), just grab it and she'll cum instantly, which also defeats her and adds her to your harem.

>>46320946
It's cruel to leave the third weasel out.

>>46320951
Fuck off.

>>46320971
Think of it like a prank

>>46321215
I sense imminent stabbing in your future

>secret technique, elf corruption massage

>>46320971
Kamataichi would be kind of nice if it was the Helltaker approach to Cerberus over three sisters IMO.

>>46321317
Wait they use real knife?

The box.
You opened it, now you must cum with us.

>born to receive sustenance solely from copious amounts of fox milk
>the local dark mage tells me she can't make a "potion of endless lactation"
i may as well reincarnate now
>inb4 "just keep her pregnant constantly"
i'm not sharing

>>46321520
And to think I hesitated

>>46321520
save me shoggy!

>>46321317
Looks really painful, why do they use non demon silver knife?

Do you love angels?

>>46321520
I use my cat to regain sanity and close the non euclidian box

>>46321577
No point in using the medicine on your body if you are already cumming by a thousand cuts. You could go for demon silveer + maneater fluids based medicine, but not every monster needs to be completely pacifistic.

>>46321581
I dunno, are they the duty bound kuudere that's weak to compliments? Or the airheaded klutz that tries their best regardless?

>>46321660
That one is a tsundere that likes to execute heathens

>>46321643
That's just torture, fuck off.

>>46321581
I want an extremely closeted pervert angel to the point the demon we're fighting is just kind of confused at what she's suppose to do
>"She's already sniffing his underwear. Why am I even here? Just to watch?"
>"... oh demon lord she's gonna make me watch."
>"Well... might as well try and corrupt the hero so I can get in on round 2"

>>46321702
?

I just wanna hold hands with a succubus, that's all.

>>46322076
You SICK FUCK.

I want a Jinko to hold my dick.

Consider old Jinkos

>>46322294
Definitely, and I'd be all over her if she still has some muscle left.

>>46322321
More like she will pick you up by the scruff of your neck with her mouth and drag you off
Did I mention she is big?

>>46321539
>the local dark mage tells me she can't make a "potion of endless lactation"
skill issue

>>46322344
>Did I mention she is big?
She better be.

>>46322362
>milky hag saggers
good fucking LORD

does /mgt/ like Ginzake?

>>46322429
As in this artist?
He's alright.

>>46322429
As in this artist?
He's alright.

Should a snek's tail be fatter than her hips? How about her bust or shoulder width?
How rotund should the ideal snek be?

>lewding the friends
Cerulean posts.

>>46322491
You can't spell "girlfriend" without "friend"

>>46322489
The ideal snake would have narrow shoulders, bust 1.5 times as wide as her shoulders, wide hips and a tail that keeps that with for a whil and then tapers slowly.

>dragon has become infatuated with you
>unfortunately for her, dragon courting has never advanced so she still uses the same techniques that old dragons did a long time ago
>ergo, bringing the mate food to impress them and show that she can sustain the mate while the mate raises the children
>she swoops down in front of your house one day and drops a fat, scared holstaur she snatched on your lawn and stands proudly in front of you
>"Here ye', o' man. I come bringing a gift of courtship, one fat raw cow for which to cook and consume, as part of my advance. With this, I am extending my hand to you as a lover. Do you accept?!"
>"M-Moooo...."

>>46322547
Backhand slap the dragon and help the Holstaur.

can I befriend and romance the most unforgivable of evil of ancient monsters?

>>46322603
ms greenworm will consider your offer

>>46322076

>>46322612
Sir, this is a blue board.

>>46322611
shouldn't this blight on humanity be a bit... bigger?

>>46322603
you can (and should) even impregnate them

>>46322627
i said unforgivable ancient evil, as in grand, imposing, dangerous and terrifying.
this is a lim.

>>46322612
Would take the second hand too.

>>46322429
>>46322472
Is this the guy who only does softcore? If so then I hate that coward.

>>46322547
Cool, two wives in one!

>>46322630
Say that to her face not online and see what happens

can YOU pet them all?

>>46322765
Gate of Pat-a-lot would help.

>He who controls the past commands the future. He who controls the present has a present-controlling machine.

I will NOT be a kot heater

>>46322804
Why not?

>>46322804
Snakes need heating more, good call.

Gremlin-chan could never beat me without her technology. She is a WEAKLING who cheats.

>>46322673
what do you define as softcore?

>>46322828
>gets head-leglocked by a gremlin to submission

>>46322804
>He thinks he has a choice

>>46322911
fatass

If you impregnate a wight is the baby a wight or a zombie?

Telling hag residents of hagville that you are going to find work and employment to earn money and provide for yourself.

Telling hagville hags you're going to take the night shift for that night shift pay differential.

>>46323015
Makes sense that she's a Wight.

>>46322824
>look up artist
>futafaggotry everywhere
It's all so tiresome.

>>46323059
Ah yes, thank you for this invaluable information

>>46323015
The baby of a wight is a wight. THough, tecnically a wight is a zombie, so both.

>live in suburban neighborhood
>have this annoying holstaur neighbor who constantly tries to offer to give me her milk in jugs
>that's fucking disgusting, breast lactate is awful, it smells and tastes bad
>she invites her Hakutaku and Minotaur friends over today and I hear their obnoxious laughter from the back yard
>fucking dumb cows are so annoying
>get an idea then
>grab the biggest, juiciest steaks from my freezer and begin grilling
>after a while the smell reaches those three dumb cows and they all peer over the fence to see my grill sizzling those steaks
>give them all a shit eating grin and wave with the spatula before chugging my beer
>cows go panic mode and I hear them all squealing across the yard in fear and distress
Hehehehe, I sure showed them.

>>46323206
Gentlemen, I present you the gayest man alive.

>>46323206
based

>>46323148
Damn, can't start a zombie apocalypse the fun way

>>46323206
b-but the mge wiki lists all three as omnivores.....and minos love meat.......

>>46323206
>anon thinks they were freaking out
>doesn't realize cows eat demon realm beast meat too
>all three cows were just psyched out because anon invited them over for his grillout
>now anon has to deal with all three cows surrounding him at all times

Do you think monster girls often revert to their animal counterpart prey relationships?

Undead hours.

If you like gacha you are a tranny.

>>46323781
speaking from experience are you?

>>46323781
That subhuman does it to get a funny reaction from local anons and you did exactly that, good job

>>46323805
I hate Mindflayers so much.

I'm gonna ask a vampire politely to drink my blood and possibly marry me!

>>46324023
He doesn't even need attention, you know she will do it anyway. It's good to remind him he's a her, don't let her have one thread where she isn't being reminded he's a they.

>>46324024
I want to stick my hand in there.

I will not have sex with a Wurm. I don't care if she even asks me nicely with puppy dog eyes.

How do I not get oneshot by fat hags?

>>46324078
What if she asks you MEANLY with BIG SCARY EYES >:D

>>46324123
Anon... >>46322612

>>46317598

What happens when your refuse to address an Alp by xir favorite pronouns?

>>46324028
She can fix that

>>46324152
>xir
Mamono mana fixes mental illness.

>>46323781
>>46324152
>>46324175
This is the /jp/ board not /pol/. Send yourself and your intrusive thoughts back there.

If you married a Danuki who is your former landlord will she call the creampies you give her "rent"?

>>46321581
"Angels."

If you married a Danuki who is your former landlord will she still call the creampies you give her "rent"?