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They would break you

You'd go outside...................fake neet................

Oni are the best.

>>4627927
No I said oni, not Ivan Drago.

>>4627927
>They would break you
From what? From sexual exhaustion?

>>4627954
It is said that Suika could tear down the Youkai Mountain with a single move. I don't think that sexual acts can be nice with Onis

>>4627968
Suika's a bit of an exception. All she has to do is gather euphoria.

>>4627947
Delicious oni milk.

Wasn't the reason for moving underground being that humans got fed up of their shit because humans were too squishy for their sort of fun?

>>4627997
But they are wimps. I wouldn't mind the bruises and broken bones if I got to have sex with hot Yuugi.

>>4627997
Are you man enough to sleep with these oni?

>>4627997
Sex that could kill me? I'm game.

Who are the other two devas

>>4631519
>>4631497
>>4628135
This is Gensokyo, we'd just resurrect.

>>4627997
Onis were tired of getting trolled all the time.

>>4631519
Being fucked by Yuugi is worth dying for.

Oni are living in hiding after the tengu and the kappa of youkai mountain slaughtered them en masse. Nitori was surprised (and scared) in SA that you even found one underground.

Perhaps she was complicit, or she merely knew how much hateful revenge the oni must harbor in their hearts after the Youkai Mountain Holocaust.

>>4632249
>after the tengu and the kappa of youkai mountain slaughtered (the oni) en masse
HAHAHA. Nice fantasy Aya, Nitori. Even a milennia-old tengu is weaksauce compared to the oni.

>>4632293
Of course they are. That's why they needed Nitori.

Even oni can't take buckshot.

>>4632311
They can, quite easily. Something like that is childplay for someone who could crack the moon if they wanted.

>>4632311
Bet they do like cumshot, though.

>>4632329
Suika isn't an average oni.

>>4632311
You mean 'bean-shot' right?

If throwing beans at them hurt, imagine what discharging them from an automatic weapon would feel like?

>>4632311
That wouldn't work, either.
And even if it did, Nitori's inventions never work right under stress, so it would have blown up in her face.

The real story:
The tengu were turning into bitchy little buzzkills, the kappa were scared little shut-ins, and the humans that used to be so fun became a bunch of trolls.
So, the Oni said, "Fuck this shit. We're taking the booze and leaving. There's a kickass party in the basement. Any humans with balls, feel free to roll with us; you tengu and kappa cunts can dry out up top."

>>4632333
Now you're thinking like an engineer!

>>4627924
>Implying a NEET necessarily is a hikki.

>>4632311
Buckshot?

>I put sisste'n shell thru a thidy aught siss.
>Anna black crow swam thru a hole inna sky
>Sissteen shell thru a thidy aught siss
>Sissteen shell thru a thidy aught siss
>Imma whittle you inna kindlin'.

>>4632311

Generally, you need "legendary heroes" to take on any oni worse than the local village menace.

Note that that is to take on, not to be guaranteed to take down, since either Suika or Yuugi are suspected to have killed Japan's last legendary hero type back in the fourth century.

Less talky, more drinky.

>>4632364

Half an hour later, Wipeout 2010.

>>4632369
*covers with a blanket*

>>4632369
Half an hour?

More like half a week.

>>4632382

Considering those are oni, they'd likely been warming up for way longer than half a week.

>>4632378

Oni are immensively proud of their physique. Nothing to hide.

>>4632333
Feels bad, man. ;_;

>>4632403
Maybe she'd get cold. It looks like it's in a cellar or something. What now Xonpool.

>>4632357
Huh? I'd like to hear more about this suspicion.

NO! NOT THE BEANS!
NOT THE BEANS!!!
AAARRRRRRRGHAWFLLLLLL

AHHHH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!

Considering ZUN's vampires are more likely to get pissed at you than cower if you show them garlic, I figure oni are the same way.

>>4632409

It's only a suspicion.
Yamato Takeru was mortally wounded when attempting to scale Mount Ibuki, when the local deity invoked a hailstorm that nearly killed him.

However, the "deity" Yamato Takeru is claimed to have encountered (but not interacted with in any meaningful manner) was in the shape of a white boar - no oni are mentioned as a distinct species in the story.
The suspicion stems only from the location and murder weapon.

>>4632407

Blood alcohol + Siberian mainland ancestry. Doesn't get cold anywhere above -70 degrees celsius.

>>4632451
Supposedly vampires are weak against beans too. Who knew?

>>4632436
HAHA JUST FUCKING WITH YOU.

>>4632471
Japanese language thing.
鬼 = oni
吸血鬼 = "blood-sucking oni" = "vampire"

>>4632403

Half a week?! HA! More like...

Hey, what year is it, anyway?

>>4632536

It's past 1863.
Details, details.

>>4632536
Dunno, but it just got one bottle longer.