/jp/ - Otaku Culture

first for crabitalism

First for my beloved

Don't take what is kots

>>46287071
Holy artifact can be very jealous

>>46287076
she uses her holy powers (claws) to chase off those slu- I mean heretic idols

Misery is funner than being happy.

>>46287087
Don't forget to thanks her afterward
>>46287101
Funnier is not the word, misery is comfy in a bad way. A lot of my daydreams are pure miseryfag story, I don't found them funny, just reassuring. Maybe it's something that everyone does or I'm just mentally ill, don't know. Anyway it's not the place for miseryfagging because KC is based and will force us to embrace joy and kots

>>46287127
I said "funner" not 'funnier'.

>>46287144
I don't know that word, what does it mean?

Haha anon you should totally take the "go-to-dragonia-and-cuddle-a-dragon-until-she-cries" challenge
It'll be so cool haha

Imagine making your demon wife cosplay for you.

>>46287173
Making other cry is ugly, I don't want to that again.

>>46287152
It means something is funner.

>>46287181
What's the difference with funnier?

>>46287191
Funnier is usually what you use when referring to the Sabbaths after you call them cute.

>>46287173
She's not letting go. What do I do now?

>>46287231
You accept your fate

I shall be a bannerless knight that travels abroad helping whoever I find out of a need to be selfless alone. I will solve disputes wherever I go and help people regardless if they are monster or men. Since I will not have a home and will always be traveling I will not be able to support a wife but that is okay, I am sure others will understand I am married to my vagabond lifestyle and will remain single forever.

>>46287253
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

>>46287253
>proceeds to accrue a gaggle of monsters that won't stop following him around because they're all so curious about him including a lizardman, centaur, imp, zombie, valkyrie, harpy and werecat
>now vigilante knight anon unintentionally ganks every bad person he comes across with all his new wives he didn't even ask for

I will not lose to foxes, especially not old foxes

I will be an outlaw knight that robs people and kills goody two shoes like this guy >>46287253

>>46287311
would you do it for a tofusnack?

>>46287333
Fries tofu is not really good, sorry.

>>46287333
Tofu is not even good!
Is this all the foxes can muster?
Pathetic!

>TASER
>TASER
>TASER

>>46287330
>You have no foresting skills
>You have no hideout
>You have no merry band of men
>You have no skills with bows or blade
You either stupidly try to sneak into town and get caught as there’s wanted poster with your face everywhere from your botched robbery attempts, get got by a grizzly after you thought to camp in a cave for warmth, or meekly beg for alms at the Fallen God church and forced into penance by becoming mother superior dark priest’s husband

>>46287372
She wanted to offer the proverbial olive branch and let you take things slow on your own terms, but nooo you had to insult her like that. Whatever, she doesn't mind being forceful.
You have a 5 minute head start.

>>46287381
DANGER, DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!

how do I get kikis off the brain?

>>46287176
Kiki tfw Mashtah buys her new uniform.

>>46287434
Have you considered a refreshing purple drink?

>>46287434
Move the Kiki to your dick.

>>46287440
Okay, but now I got snakes on my mind now

>>46287381
what if we electrified them in a different way?

>>46287437
>Angry Kiki klik-klaks around Mashtah's house in her new micro-uniform
>new uniform skirt doesnt even cover her ass standing upright
>gets so angry that she keeps dropping cutlery etc during her work
>has to keep trying to pick them up without bending or squatting
>Anon sits back calmly as if nothing is different
>Kiki getting angrier and angrier
>Kiki-pussy getting wetter and wetter
>eventually something is going to blow...

>>46287471
Good, she'll make a diligent maid.

>>46287437
Traditional Kiki are cute!

>>46287471
Imagine pillaging the sand in her name, would.

somethings are beyond ryu's power

>>46287437
Uniforms are impractical and get stained all the time, my kiki will be going around naked

Cha-la
Head-cha-la

>>46287471
>>46287494
>apophis maid hijinks
>keeps trying to grape you but constantly fails in various comical ways

>TFW no healer bicorn GF to buff you while you're fucking other girls.
https://files.catbox.moe/hdxt5c.mp4

I want onee-chan.

If I just commit suicide by jumping into a volcano, then the Wisps won't be able to get me because a volcano is the last place they'd search for souls so I can finally RIP.

>>46287769
Anon no there's a Lava Golem in there you'll be married to her!

>>46287769
You have to launch yourself into space if you truly want to escape.

>>46287769
Don't listen to this >>46287780 schizo. No one lives in a Volcano, it's way too hot for Lava Golems, we would never live there.

>>46287798
>we would never live there
HMMMM... Almost as suspicious as when some girls that totally weren't vampires asked me where I donate my blood.

>>46287798
>>46287816
Lava Golems can't use computers because cooling solutions they'd need would be a nightmare to make.

>>46287725
Just wander around looking lost and a little afraid one or more will come to you.

This works regardless of your age.

>>46287876
What if I suck my thumb and cry out that "I'm a lost little boy!" What mamono will I get then?

>>46287995
Probably the least mentally stable ones who will baby play you with diapers and stuff. Enjoy being a baby for the rest of your life.

A grown up man sucking his thumb and thrashing on the floor crying for mommy milkies isn't normal, but in hagville, it is.

>>46287582
this decade is cursed for manga creators and were only 4 years in

>Find strange potion that says “drink me”
>Signs never steered me wrong before
>Feel really weird
>Like I’m a teen again
>Feel something wet and soft plop on my head

Walk without rhythm
You won't attract the worm

>>46288348
What? Can't read yoj over the loud rumbling of my tank. The disgusting and vile pharaoh start an another war with our empress, jump in, we need more hands

>>46288348
>Anubis:
"If you walk without rhythm you won't attract the worm"
>Me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

Maybe hags are not our enemy

Just found out human microchimerism, telegony, and formative causation/morphic resonance is real. Will the DL be speaking about this issue soon? Because the human pop needs to remain stable until she can do her megaspell.

Hags are our enemy.

Consider Sandworm.
Consider spice.

I will lead the charge against hags!
They cannot stop all o-

>>46288545
>SANDWORM'D

Your wife teases you with spats that barely fit over her hips.

What do you do?

>>46288612
Rip
And
Tear
Those spats.

>>46287101
But that's wrong, misery is miserable and not fun. Won't you rather have a fun time with a friend, than a miserable time alone?

>>46288612
Yank them down and bury my face in the chocolate yeti booty

Giving the harpies in the park free food!

>>46287101
Only through struggle can we survive in a world with monster girls after our seed.

>>46288542
Denis pls

>>46288676
I theory yes, in practice I fake an illness at the last moment and spend my night downing bottles regretting my decision. Repeat ad nauseam until almost nothing is left

To whomever is reading this

I am currently running from my newly transformed vampire step sister and she is currently walking up the wall as if it was a normal floor while our mansion is burning down, what should I do in this situation?

Sincerely,
Anonathan

>>46288819
Go outside, find a Mad Hatter and ask her to teach you kung fu

>>46287702
She iznougud.

>>46288922
>Mad Hatter
>kung fu
I thought that's an odd choice, but considering all the Chinese teas, it makes sense there's at least a few Hatters that are heavily into Mist Continent culture.

>>46289053
It's just referencing Zeppeli's hat, anon
It's a JoJo reference

The chances of me ever meeting a Lilim are astronomically low since there aren't many of them, so I will NEVER have to worry about getting Limmed in the small rural countryside where I live taking care of lawns all day as a business. Lilim would never possibly come around the place I live, they all would much rather live in the big city like MGC or Royal Makai.

>>46289114
>He doesn’t know about the thousands of 2nd gen lims
KC confirmed 100 lims, but never said anything about their daughters, there’s potentially tens of thousands lims. And who do you think is rich enough to pay for landscaping services in the boonies? That’s right lims, hope you enjoy saying hi to the owners when it’s summer and their incredibly lonely daughter

Lims will never get me
I only have weakness to cows and hags!

>>46289114
>The chances of me ever meeting a Lilim are astronomically low since there aren't many of them
DL and her hubby are making so many of them, that they are selling tickets to birth shows. Anyone with affinity for Lims is going to get swarmed with those dorks, especially the last chancers from the infamous Lim Bin such as cucklim or neetlim.

Give me female villian lim

>be me
>travelling down the road
>come across a bridge
>chuuni Living Armor has decided that NONE MAY PASS
>duel her
>win
>cross the bridge
>troll living under the bridge nabs me when I'm tired from the fight
Unfair

Repeat after me:
"Mindflayer-chan is my childhood friend."
"Mindflayer-chan has always been my childhood friend."
"I love Mindflayer-chan."
"I want to marry Mindflayer-chan."

>>46289350
Need me a huge, buff lim to make into a huge, buff, loving wife.

>>46289385
But she is my childhood friend, my mom and dad can confirm that. And i do love her and we’re already married. Why does mindflayer-chan insist on doing these silly exercises?

>>46287176
Frieren would not approve of this.

I will sleep in the tentacle pit.

>be me, 30 year old virgin who works at floral shop
>two years since portals opened in 2024
>out at the front spraying the flora on sale with the garden hose when a super busty dark mage suddenly walks by
>literally has so much titty its spilling out her top
>got so distracted staring I stopped paying attention to my work
>suddenly this snotty little kid walks by and stops in front of me
>"You mirin?"
>what
>"That's all mine, geezer. I blow in that every night. You jealous? Hags only like little boys, you're shit out of luck cuckie. Look at you, skinny as shit, got a pony tail like a queer or something and growing a neckbeard. You only appeal to the Sabbath."
>retort that I'm not a fucking pedophile
>"Might as well never try then honky."
>he flips me duel birds and runs along to the dark mage yelling for "mommy" to wait up
>realize he's right though, I am literally a repulsive neckbeard
>my looks haven't been in vogue with women since the tenth century or some shit
>doubt the 'monsters' really have much different standards, especially since so many of them in our world just came from transformed human women
>the sight of a viking wannabe like me trying to ask out a busty girl would be cringe for the ages
>quit my job
>go home to apartment
>tie a noose and hang myself

>>46289495
Lots of lonely mamono in there to cuddle with.

>>46289503
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

>>46289503
>suicide over sabbath
Anon, come on, they're not that bad. They're old on the inside.
Really, really fucking old. That "hag" is probably only 31 or something.

>>46287066

>>46289517
Don't respond to it, it's the same escaped asylum inmates reposting schizo copypasta as always.

>>46289554
It was original and fairly funny so I like it.

>>46289554
Frogfag?

sizzle sizzle

>>46289580
Look at all that fat

>>46289585
She's not fat, she's bulking.

>>46289592
I need fat and muscle.

>>46289576
Who knows anymore?

>46289556
>It was original and fairly funny

>gachashitter subhuman acting like it has any right to speak

I'm a slimeslut
I'm the slime village bike
I'm premium slime bait
I'm railed by slimes daily
I was built for hot gooey slime love

>day 684 of being a manapump for a malef
>perpetually bound by neck, wrists and ankles to a throne by iron manacles, always in a sitting position, to be used as a literal dick throne by the malef whenever she needs a power boost
>always blindfolded and gagged, the gag only gets removed long enough for her to force feed me to keep me alive
>whole body is pretty much limp from disuse, surprised my penis can even get erect anymore
>because the malef likes it this way, nobody will ever come help me or even speak up
>I am basically doomed to an eternity of this as soon as I become immortal from the magic that it creates
>this is perfectly okay to monsters and its the future they want, since in their eyes I must not be suffering if I'm ejaculating, right?
>there is no hope

>>46289647
>”Ahoy matey it’d be cap’n *wiggles ears*”
>Captain Wiggles ears?
>”Nay, cap’n *wiggles ears*”

>>46289668
If SlimeAnon has a 3way with 2 different colour slimes e.g. red and blue do they blend together into purple in the middle or just interlace separate bits that disentangle afterwards?

I like ratatoskr now.

>>46289699
Ratas only want your affection so they can write on their sappy love blog on how much they love you and win clout with other ratas

>>46289687
>I must not be suffering if I'm ejaculating, right?

>>46289687
>nooooooooo you can't lock me down for the rest of my days and turn me into a mana pump i need to be able to move and call people niggers on 4chan and play fortnite this is suffering!!!!!!!!
Shut the fuck up, PUMP.

>>46289699
being blackmailed by a rata into dating her so nobody finds out you secretly like ratas

>>46289580
couch potato salamander lost her first-to-10 against anon and as punishment has to go to the arcade and play DDR for six hours every other day (she'd never go to the gym even if you forced her to, but she likes vidyagames) until she gets fit and enough stamina to last a marathon against anon

>>46289791

>You're late again

>>46289791
>>46289820
With such flexibility there's no way that monster like that don't participate in sport events, sports festivals or are professional sex athletes

>>46287437

Which is it for you, Anons? Regular maid or slutty maid? I think I'd split the difference and choose a maid so bodacious she looks sexy even in a modest uniform, but add some hidden grope holes for good measure.

kek the futa hellhound model that KCuck dmca'ed still got released and distributed

>>46289806
>every weekend at the arcade
>11 AM
>they show up
>an unassuming pair, a random non and a random salamander
>but when they arrive, all heads turn their way
>everyone in the arcade goes quiet and watch with rapt attention
>the two make their way to the usual cabinet
>DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!
>and then they take off
>hardest difficulty, max speed
>the only thing that determines the winner between them is often a single good vs perfect hit
>they've been doing this for years now, neither unwilling to take a loss
>they've gotten so good they're the main draw of the arcade and an internet sensation
>the arcade has a betting pool on which touchy gravure waltz will finally make them crack and fuck each others brains out

>>46289891
A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives exactly when he intends to.

>>46289948
>A wizard is never late, nor premature. He cums exactly when he intends to

>>46289948
Still a virgin I see. She'll change that.

>>46289194

>>46290065
And they say ideal Lilim don't exist.

>>46290065
How evil.

>>46290065
This looks like someone's mom. Yours and your children's, namely.

Imagine being one of the most devoted worshipers in the largest cathedral of the Chief God to the point she herself took notice of you and started giving you blessings. But one day a Demon also took notice of this and decided to spite her by claiming you all for herself and raping you until you forgot about the CG completely. Now the CG got so angry by this, by being forgotten entirely by one of her most devoted worshipers that she personally acted to whisk away your Demon wife and destroy her, body and soul, so that you can never get her back and now she curses you to 1000 years of torment walking the earth for forgetting her. How would you take it?

>>46290141
Sounds like the Demon fucked around and found out to me, I probably wouldn't miss her after the fact since I don't care about retarded people who play with fire like that.

>>46289687
This idea terrifies me, we don't need portal if we get that

>>46290141
She freed from the demon influence and gave me time to repent, I can only thanks her for this second start

>>46290141
She freed me from the demon influence and gave me time to repent, I can only thank her for this second start

>46290193
>46290205
huh so it is a bot

Does he just spend all day thinking up schizo posts?

>>46290222
>46290193
I don't see anything with that id, refresh your page

>>46290232
If you've been here the last 14 months, you'd know the answer to that is yes. the furtard hates KC and these threads for rejecting him so much he thinks up schizo posts to shit up the place

>>46290262
>mfw I'm not mick and I just make posts that make people mad because I'm a shitposter who loves making trouble

>>46290274
you also samefag your own posts thinking you're fooling anybody. It's pretty pathetic honestly

>>46290296
ok lol

>>46290274
If that is true, then why? He at least has a reason, albeit a demented and completely nonsensical one.

>>46290322
Frogfag?

>>46290322
It's funny, I just go where I smell blood
I don't even hate this thread I just think its funny making people here mad because they act so bitch made about it, they already have the sheamus and the frog as boogeymen so its easy to light fires every now and then

>>46290065
>you like older women, don't you, anon?
Yeah I'd honestly fold for a cow-lim

>>46288288
Genuine dream honestly, I'd want my shog wife to make me so small and tiny compared to her

>>46290065
The sort of girl that rules over dairy country and is strong enough to back it up.
Just don't question why she has a standing army of kobolds.

In every monster hides a cow.

When the maid is good, life is good.

>>46289917
I chose Kiki that wears a prim and proper Victorian maid dress during her daily duties and trips outside the house while conducting herself in an upright manner, but puts on the sluttiest, gyaru-esque maid cosplay at night and performs the lewdest, sloppiest, most obscene sexual acts to drain her mashtah's balls into her orifices and all over her body with the filthiest, crudest dirty talk spewing out of her mouth when it isn't stuffed with his dick. And yes, somehow her skin changes from its normal pale, milk-like hue to a dark chocolate brown during those nightly sessions.

>>46288288
How do we stop the motherly shotacon monster girls problem? They clearly don’t respect your age and want to force you to suck their tits

RIP

It's me or the thread is emptier

>>46290457
Friday

>>46290464
Some post just disappeared or maybe I dreamed them

I will politely tell an Elf that her kind have their own men to go to and for her to leave me alone. I'm a human, I don't date Elves, I only court human women.

>>46289917
Zombie slutty maid for me

>>46290422
kiki is love

>>46290433
Your taste is unfathomably based. I'm proud to call you brother.

I will politely tell a Dwarf that we're rich about twenty or thirty times.

>>46290457
I've been thinking about silly scenarios on sport training camps and sports festivals but I rather not post them because the guy that doesn't like it is going to spam the thread to death with his hate, it will derail into a puritan vs traditional posters and it will go worse, I'm waiting for them to get permabanned before posting stories and wacky scenarios

>>46290452
Don't bring such sorrow into my heart

I am going to offend miss Wight. Since she is a noble and I am a peasant she will have me put to death and then I will have no more worries.

>>46290065
I was instantly defeated
There was no hope

you will drown in hellhound tits, resisting only makes her more horny

I miss her bros....

>>46290533
I will turn her into a cow

>>46290533
Disgusting

>>46290457
Mourning in /a/

>>46287471
This looks very familiar. Did you, or another drawfag in this thread draw this?

>>46290544
Cowhounds are somehow more cranky and smug than the average hound, and they will start producing milk when angry/overly smug. Are you prepared for this fate?

>>46290412
...Except the Baphomets.

>>46290592
No matter how smug or cranky she is, she can't beat the headpats

>>46290506
Post them anyway
Who cares about a pair of loud mouths making this thread about their gachshit and applying rules of their /vg/ MG general here?

>>46290542
Ah yes the latest Lilim, Nevereverina

>>46290615
Maybe later, I'm having lunch right now.

>>46290615
I'm still waiting for the widest yard or whatever is the name that the storywriter is giving it

>>46289978
>blushing
>fingering the cans
What is she doing?

>>46289687
You made angry and wasted my evening, fuck you

In what ways does your ideal waifu act different from the stereotype of her species? My waifu would be more dominant, would lose the maid outfit and probably wear shog armor or suits. she'd also make the home a pocket dimension instead

She would also be a chimera with flayer bits

>>46290683
Tomboy, fit, gentle, sub and no mean/gross prank

>>46290707
based, is she still a prankster?

Smug virgins

Consider the winterstown hebis

>>46290727
Yes but you replace butt-to-face with surprise hugs and kisses.

That does it, I'm going to become an elementalist! It's the only way to even the odds against all these monsters! I'm gonna find myself a nice sylph to enter a covenant with, it can't go wrong!

Reminder that in order to learn the most powerful spells, you must learn from the eldest of mages
The hagville depths await anon...

>>46290683
A little crueler than average, the kind to call you a pervert but indulge your whims, like a gyaru. Stronger than average, still soft in the right places. Can be teased over titsize but I will be crushed under them. The trinkets are one of the most important parts.

>>46290778
A true wizard needs a great porcelain throne to accommodate his dark fortress.

If I get injured seriously by a monster, can I demand reparations from her?

>>46290766
Silly anon, all the elements will want a piece of you. You'll be too busy fucking them to enjoy your powers

>>46290493
The concept of non-nopan kikis is alien to me

>>46290787
No.

>>46290786
Sitting on the lap of a grand sorceress cat hag doesn't exactly instill grand archmage vibes unless she's got that like, shrouded angry stare with blood red eyes, annoyed at any vassals that they're taking away important grooming/cuddle time.

>>46290806
I don't like to flaunt.

>>46290797
Oh... so the High Orc that broke my leg will get away with it scott-free then. Good to know...

>>46290836
sprinkle some DE on it and suck it up bitch boy

>>46290788
Implying i wouldn't use the power of the earth to make my dick hard as rock, wind to haste my movements, water to keep hydrated, and fire to ignite my passion again and again.

>>46290858
What about the dark matter? What does she do?

>>46290836
Yep, and it will keep happening until you stop acting like a little bitch.

>>46290867
She's the one getting fucked.

>>46290788
gonna become Captain Planet

>>46290853
>>46290874
Literally all I did was tell the fucking pig she smelled bad and to go take a bath and then she got mad and swung her big hammer at me. Now my leg is a bleeding mess bent three curves out of shape, my foot is gone and the bones are broken. You would be crying like a "bitch" too if it happened to you. I think I deserve reparations for this, I didn't even say anything bad.

>>46290891
>didn't say anything bad
Telling Orcs to take a bath is like telling them to kill themselves or threatening to murder their children, it's their culture you moron. You deserved it. You're the kind of person who tells Demons to pray they should pray.

>more schizo edgeposting
Ban evading already?

>>46290891
>one swing
>left a crying, bleeding mess one the ground
She teached you a valuable lesson for sure.

>>46290683
>Want blueberry succubus
>Not a huge fan of the demon's brand of femdom or soul contracts, even if both would be at least acceptable under MGE rules
After rolling the idea over in my head, I ended with a demon that's kind of a snarky shit to explain her lack of the demon's usual go-get-'em attitude. Gets really motivated when she wants to be (this includes things that'll make me happy as well as her own hobbies), but generally prefers to be a lazy shit if she can get away with it. She passively and actively pushes my buttons just so she can be rape corrected, and wrote up the loosest contract imaginable to keep her parents off her back.

I also think of haku and eels a lot, but those are perfect straight from the proof, though I headcanon smart cow's third eye being painted on.

>>46290900
>Telling a demon to prey
Unrelated but a piece of dialogue I have for a story is a paladin falling to his knees praying for the CG to save him from a demon, but the demon laughs and says "Oh human, prayer? Don't waste your breath on the chief god, I'm your goddess now~."
It's silly but goddamn I love it

>not a big loli guy
>for some reason cant get alice's out of my mind
Do they come in Oppai models?

>>46290938
The third eye might as well be painted on really.

and I say
heyayayaya
heyaya
I say hey
what's goin on?

>>46290960
Yes, see >>46290412

>>46290960
If nothing else, there are potions for that.

>>46290964
One reason I don't feel at all bad about it.

A gyaru! A gyaru! My kingdom for a gyaru!
-Richard III's last words before being crushed by an oni in school girls outfit

>>46290960
How do I explain to my alice how she is 6 months pregant?

>my chicken harpy is whining to let her marry me again
How absurd, she is a mere chicken, she just lays eggs for me to eat. She's just an animal, she can't feel love and she doesn't know what marriage means. When will she understand this?

>>46290683
jabber wife is a creepy otaku gooner tat likes making me cosplay for her but is rather shy and demure

>>46290938
>Not a huge fan of the demon's brand of femdom or soul contracts
>She passively and actively pushes my buttons just so she can be rape corrected
I've got similar tastes in Demons as you, with the addition of wanting a loli one.

>Shy nerdy girl
>Gets turned into a pyrow on purpose because she's tired of feeling unattractive, unpopular and left out
>Glasses pyrow

>>46291057
>Loli
>Demon
That's a devil. Is there a reason you don't want a devil?

Real talk: if you aren’t wearing a belt you only get yourself to blame when they pull down your lower body clothing and suck your dick and rimjob you in public. You are pratically begging monster girls to do that.

>>46291078
Demons are a lot more sensual and arousing, both in their personalities and the way they look, even as smug little girls.

Elves will look for any excuse to get naked.

Mamonos killing/torture men is ok and men killing/hurting mamonos is not. MGE really need to go by this rules to scare away all the maledomfag and HFY

>>46291161
>REEE HUMAN YOU INFERIOR SPECIES ELVES THE BEST
>you are basically a baby less than 1.000 years old obey your elf seniors. Don’t call me granny.
>get naked in every occasion
>can’t resist polluting pure rivers with their bodies when they can
Why are they like this?

>>46290683
mega chimera with shogbinder

>>46291194
Centuries without dick will do that do a woman.

>>46291244
Those hips don't look right.

Need more shogs in this thread

>>46291252
Don't engage with the gachaspammer

>>46291256

>>46291145
As good a reason as any, I suppose.

>>46291256
Bottoms up

>>46291244
Needs spank correction

>>46291194
>REEE
I hate when people here type like retards from /v/

>>46291334
>Bottoms up
Literally?

>>46291384
Kind of a silly phrase when it comes to slimes, and especially shogs. Even normally, bottom and top are a state of mind for them, and in the case of shoggoths in particular differentiating top from bottom is a non-Euclidean madness-inducing nightmare. Or, as she likes to call it, Wednesday.

Bouquet

>>46291384
>monster girls want to be impregnated
>seduce humans with big and FAT fuckable asses begging to get a dick in and spanked

>>46291428
It's missing someone.

>>46290998
According to Alice lore, she will understamd it as a product of your love, even if she doesn't know how exactly it happened. Which is to me a very fucked up thing.

>>46291467
The cotton ball monster too.

>>46291475
>Which is to me a very fucked up thing.
That's Alice in general and a decent chunk of Wonderland besides.

>war
>war never changes
>when the world was down to the last few human men what did we monster gils do?
>did we come together to save our future?
>No.
>We fought to see who'd be the last ones to breed.

>>46291428
Smelling this bouquet immediately smacks you with like 20 plant based debuffs

>>46291493
I could totally see something like that happening in MGQ if it ever came down to it

>>46291428
It's spelled B-U-C-K-E-T

>>46291256
But shog, i am the authority.

How does an Averlander tell the difference between his women and his cattle? There's no difference!

The best dish since Kitsune Udon.

>>46291493
>monster gils

Sex with plump undead lolis

>>46291643
I could argue that oppai loli isn't actually loli and its probably why oppai is the best

>>46291600
I will commit belly smooch

Ever wonder what would happen if your monsterwife (self-proclaimed) barged in as you are fapping completely naked to her?

>>46291632

>>46291659
What's the difference between oppai loli and shortstack?

>>46291665
No, because the answer is autistic shrieking. No point wasting time on such things.

>>46291693
if the foundation is solid or not

>>46291693
Well, just that. One is a kid with big tits and the other one is a woman. You should be able to tell them apart.

>>46291701
Bob the Builder over here gets it.

>>46291659
>oppai loli isn't actually loli
That's why flat chests and childbearing hips are the best.

>>46291753
Maybe that guy who said mge artists always go into fat fetish was onto something.

>>46291256

>>46291467
I want to rim that sweet ass

>>46291693
Japanese term vs western forced garbage

>>46291467
i could not help but be drawn towards a wild barometz
they're so weird and fascinating

>>46291778
Meds please. Note that my medication is love from a kiki.

>>46291778
Shoggy knows best.

>>46291878
thank you amorphous flesh pile

>>46291490
>>46291475
I feel like it eventually goes from fucked up to hilarious at a certain point
Then when the red queen fixes her memory and makes her a stacked teen she is both mad and flattered by your "love"

>>46291932
"Wait a second! that wasnt us playing horsey!"
"Wait thats why I blacked out when I dropped my pen"
"wait is that why we had topless tea parties"

>>46290998
Can't they only get pregnant once they go to Wonderland and remember everything from then on?

>>46291943
>"wait is that why we had topless tea parties"
>"Those were Ms. Hatter's idea. I did enjoy them though."

>>46291693
Short stacks have a bottom half to match the top half. Oppai loli have huge tits, but are still small everywhere else.

>in wonderland looking for lost human princess from centuries ago
>dumb purple cat tries to make moves on you
>tell her to tell you where the princess is or fuck off
>she angrily points you to a tower, where she is preserved, waiting for loves true kiss
>climb tower and kiss her
>she is still sleeping
>feel funny
>realise she has mouse ears
a strategicly placed doormouse can be a big husband trap

>>46291982
What if she actually was the human princess, but to much wonderland sleepytime turned her into a dormouse?

>>46292019
That could be, but the idea of dressing up a doormouse as sleeping beauty or snow white as a prank hillarious

>>46291982
Better check the ears are real it could be chesh with an earband

>>46291943
>>46291964
Something tells me you'd be forced into a bottomless tea party for that

>>46291753
Ok, that chesh is built for getting snugged.
And lord help me I'm going to snug her.

>>46291943
>wait, that wasnt your knee I was riding on!
>wait that wasn't a creamsicle!
>wait is that why all those human woman were looking at you as a creep at the park
>wait so thats why it hurt to sit down for so long?

>>46291600
Give me dwarfs that claim my man seed over a grudge my great great great grandfather committed.

>>46292161
>"Says right here in the ledger your old man short changed our mom five coppers! By Dwarven Law you're obligated to wed up to an equal number of daughters!"
Dwarves sure are good at haggling.

>>46292186
Almost as good as they are at working with their hands.

Maybe I'll consider elves a little bit

>>46292200
She looks so fit, yet so stocky. Perfect.

>>46292201
I'll gladly consider any elf who doesn't do the annoying EFY thing. They're lovely when they aren't busy being twats. Just give me tree hippies.

Why am I getting oddly targeted adds to donate blood?
I mean, they're asking for my specific blood type, age group and area.

Im going to marry my domestic wurm
she makes me food, gives me eggs and milk and even keeps me warm
I don't know y here cousin, the feral dragon keeps coming around trying to mess with her

>>46292209
>Stocky
>Buxom
>Sassy
The perfect dwarf in a nutshell.

>>46292296
It's for a good cause, Anon. Just fill out the form.

>>46290615
Continuing with the training camp from a couple threads ago
>summer camp for the sports team of West Monsterville Academy
>Hellhound coach in charge of the alumni, preparing the gape teams for the upcoming tournament, the couples for the cumflation marathon and also introducing to basics the new couples that joined this year.
>the newbies fidgeting with their fingers, some trying to cover their privates and other straight up covering with the mats because they never expected that there was people in the crowd
>miss Hellhound introduces them
>"well ladies and gentlemen, this is how we do stuff around here. Since as you experienced before in sports festival we always have to participate in front of crowds and some have panic trying to perform with public present, but my athletes are always with crowds so we can push that problem aside. You just concentrate on doing a proper work"
>the boys calm down and the girls look eager and nervous too, with the exception with some of the boys who are for the first time without couples so they brought their mothers, some their aunts and there are a couple with their homeroom teacher
>"for starters lets start the warmups like proper athletes"
>all the couples start with doing a 69 pose since the warmup is to lubricate each other with fellatio, cunnilingus and anilingus properly depending on the discipline
>"now lets start the stretching"
>each couples takes a mat and start poking and trying to do the deed, the first timers are extremely nervous and simply let the monster take the advantage, making out and pushing them closer with leglocking and other techniques
>miss Hellhounds looks quite proud since they are applying the proper techniques that were discussed but not practices in a classroom strategy meeting
>"that's it, keep working those hips, get the whole length inside and start working with the deep and the shape of your partner"
>"if you cum too quickly keep it inside and start making out and slow thrusting while trying to recover, don't let the judges spot your weakness, fool them"
>then she blows her whistle so the boys can show the work they did on her partners, spreading them open and measuring with her fingers
>after measuring and giving individual advice she blows her whistle again and the continue with the training
>there are randomly some "LET'S GO MONSTERVILLE", "COME ON BRANDON KEEP GOING", "GO JENNY JUST HOW I TEACHED YOU" and so from the public spectating (mostly family members), and while this happens the coach goes for more aromatic candles which are vital for those kinds of training in closed spaces.
Well I have a lot more but only this for a while just to see if it's going on the right direction, personally this setting has been a lot of fun (specially simulating it in Koikatsu).

>[smug squelch]

>>46292358
Go back to >>>/trash/

>>46292358
Actually you're right you shouldn't post anything ever again.

>>46292358
I would watch this series animated by Bunnywalker

>>46292358
>"if you cum too quickly keep it inside and start making out and slow thrusting while trying to recover, don't let the judges spot your weakness, fool them"
I chuckled. But we really need to diversify into other equally pervy sports. Imagine magic duels where the only goal is to get the other side to cum but aside from that is still a super active spectacle. Now that could be a spectator sport to watch. Two Baphomets go in and one leaves in shame as the world sees a close up of her ahegao face. And there's a lot of crazy stuff you could do with it, the limit is your imagination.

>>46292329
The sort to say you're being too rough on her gear just to make sure its all perfectly crafted and cared for the next time you go out because "I'm not havin' yer ass get injured because I gave yah sub-par equipment so you go to some other floozy of a blacksmith."

The raid discord is spamming their garbage forced meme again.

>>46292435
For tourists like you people don't want to post their stuff anymore

>>46292358
Hot.

>>46292430
I'm now imagining two dwarven rivals in love (future sister-wives but with a LOT of grudges between themselves) fighting to give their Anon the best gear to prove they love him more.
>He's level 5
>Has end game gear and gold flowing out of his ass because neither of them cares if he sells their next best product after they've crafted the new best one
>Dragons fear him
>He just wants his dwarf friends to stop fighting
>Maybe he should become a farmer or something, he can buy a big plot

>>46292452
You want to talk about opening assholes in public, this isnt the place retard. Now back to your discord cesspool

>>46292452
>crossboard discord raider pretending to be an oldfag
You weren't here before 2023

what should i draw guys, i'm outta ideas

>>46292493
pregnant teen mom pyrow

>>46292493
Wurm pretending to be a worm after a storm.

>>46292493
Considering that picture, monster on vacations looks fitting. Selkie on tropical beach maybe?

forgot to put image in a spoiler, sorry

>>46292493
A cupid in white lingerie

>>46292493
>>46292515
Black harpy laying an egg.
Or just having just laid an egg

>>46292515
>>46292493
Pregnant alice looking at her belly in confusion, while her anon is avoiding the glare of angry women

>>46292475
>One of them uses runes extensively and thinks traditional crafting is inferior. Her hubby to be needs the cutting edge!
>The other one thinks all that fancy magic just obfuscates the real artwork. All that unreliable magic crap is going to get her man killed!
>Anon constantly trying to convince the two of them they'd be better working together
>usually just pisses them off even more
>He wishes they could just get along
>the squish from the catfights is kinda hot tho
I love short women so much it's unreal.

>>46292493
Baby wisp with a spherical cage, rolling around like a hamster ball.

>>46292475
>"Giving him that Axe? You may as well just have him march off a cliff! No way he can penetrate dragon hide with that! I have to keep fixing his armor because of you!"
>''Cause of me? Ah keep havin' to fix his weapon's cause yah armor is shite an' he has to parry it all!"
>"My armor? Shite? Listen here you moss licking goblin, this is made from the finest adamantine I could get! Your shitty axe'll just bounce off."
>'Moss Lickin' - LISTEN YAH ROCK EATER! This Axe is Pure Mithril, lighter than a feather an' far sharper than any shite you're makin'.
>G-girls Its fine, they're both go-
>"Anon be quiet for a second, I need to show this hammer handed pretender how a real smith works."
>'One sec Anon, Ah need to teach miss talks like an elf how we actual smiths forge somethin''

The man is going to have gear far above his level.

>>46292493
wurm in a fancy dress

>>46292493
Desert Troll wearing golden jewelry and translucent clothes

>>46292574
>Miss talks like an elf
It was as friendly as a dwarven competition got before, but after that? The crafting has escalated.

>>46292608
>'You really should calm down, I'm sure it was just an-'
>"Your concerns are noted but NO, just because I can speak common without sounding like I've shoved weresheep wool in my cheeks doesn't make me an elf speaker. I know exactly one world of elvish and that was completely by accident."
>'O-Ok, but can you just...not grudge her.'
>"She won't get grudged when that cantankerous, pig headed dirt hoveled, goblin brain appologizes."
>'.....'
>"...."
>'So what is it?'
>"What is what?"
>'The one elvish word?'
>"It basically translates to cock. Don't ask why I know it."
>'What? Ho-'
>"DON'T"
>"ASK"
>"WHY"

>>46292633
All I'm imagining is hag elves screaming cock while chasing a man

>>46292649
Listen, the elven tongue is a lovely, lyrical language akin to the whisper of a spring breeze of a field.
That doesn't mean it can't get downright dirty if you know what they're actually saying.

>>46292649
Why else would they scream "yaiyai yaiyai yaiyai" when they hunt? They're all after the same thing and "he's over here" is like 15 syllables in different tones.

Elf huntresses are simply not haggy enough

>>46292692
Huntresses are the fit-slender
Mages are the hags I seek

>be working in the sabbath
>one day your rival sabbath comes in with their baphomet at the lead.
>she comes up to your baphomet and decalres
>"I challenge you to a magic duel!"
>your colleagues ooh and ahh
>this is a big event
>organization is had
>tickets are sold
>you sell out the stadium. Mostly old men and a minority of monsters who actually like the dispplay of magic
>preliminary fights are done but soon the big one comes
>the two baphomets square up to each other as the crowds roar
>it starts off slow. spells to cause an instant orgasm are easily blocked
>a glancing blow from your bapho causes her opponent to gush wetness down her legs. But she's still going.
>it soon gets more intense
>giant dildos that could almost impale those little lolis come spring up from the ground. They nimbly dodge like the gifted little goats they are
>a hail of spellfire between them all the while
>soon one of them summons a tentacle, wrapping around her foe and shoving itself down her throat
>it starts thrusting and it looks like all is list as the bapho prepares her vibration detonator finisher
>but she breaks out last second!
>in a ballsy move she jumps straight at her opponent, already aroused herself!
>she dumps a melty kiss straight on her mouth. The crowd goes wild as the cameras hone in on that tongue action!
>then she jumps off. But what's that?
>It looks like the bapho took her chance and dumped a mana patch on her opponent!
>The tired bapho desperately struggles to get it off but her magic is fritzing out and those paws aren't good at fine movement!
>The mana injection does its work and soon she's convulsing on the floor
>the other bapho looks on smugly as her opponent gives a shameful face for the crowd
>she's squirting everywhere. Each orgasm worse than the last.
>The baphomet has won this. Her opponent won't be able to show her face again in public for months. But the video recording of this is going to be a bestseller
>and as the winner all profits from the duel go to her sabbath.

>>46292692
It's more accurate to say that you can't tell how haggy they are since they barely age and acting like cantankerous old people is their culture.

>>46292428
Personally I don't think that magic is very "sports" like, obviously there can be tournaments but I think is more like a game of poker instead of a sport

>>46292364
STRAIGHT FOR THE CORE
PUNCH THROUGH HER SLIME WITH MAX STRENGTH

>>46292358
Based, write more and don't let the incel puritans stop you

>>46292702
Then I need an ancient elf

>>46292700
For some reason the Beyblade theme was playing in my head while imagining the coliseum style match

>>46292700
this is all kinda weird, think I'll just take up train spotting or something

>46292756
The intelligence level of the average /trash/ spammer on display

>>46292358
More individual couples and more details
How about the ones that practice at home? Or the ones that stay until late at school?
College couples in more leisure like trainong camps or threesomes, the one who is ashamed of bringin his grandma to college competition but he can't afford to lose his scholarship

>>46292812
Your discord lost 14 months ago, stop spamming here and seek professional help.

>>46292812
>ancien Bapho lolibaba competing with her grandson in college
>still his grandson wanting to find a girlfriend to marry and have as a partner
>not knowing that his innocent looking grandma is chasing away the potential rivals with her strong demonic aura that only monsters can detect
>she consoles him saying that it's still too early for him and to be patient, meanwhile she's here for him
It has potential

How good does sex with a kitsune feel?

>>46292856
one madman tried
https://files.catbox.moe/faeml7.png

Original lamia was fun. why did he change so much?

>>46292894
I think you meant the original lamia was "translated" by someone as mentally ill as you, literally just making shit up.

>>46292905
It's kinda insane to think how terrible translations from over a decade ago have contributed to the mentally unhinged that blight this thread to this day.

>>46292905
What are you talking about? The old translations were done live on /a/ correcting each other's mistakes, later when official translations appeared we had to use new added concepts like mamono energy and stuff like that.

>jannet stopped rubbing her pussy to sappy meido x master fics for a moment and started doing her job
nice

>>46292894
OG monster girls were crapshoot of lovey dovey or just dead. Its why I hold Innari so high and generally dodge harpy stuff

>>46292905
Unless I see a hard copy of the book every version matches this.

Vaca voladora

Amazing aim.

How has Snownubis been doing during Winterstown's coldest months? Does she have enough blankets and Lego sets to keep herself occupied?

>>46293001
Monsters in thongs are the best

>>46292951
I like it back before when the order had crusades into demon territory and all that. It was more exciting.

>>46293008
She makes incredibly complicated ice sculptures too.

>>46293038
Ice pyramids! Snow sphinxes! Cold, lonely paw beans!

>>46293052
>She's finally finished with the snow pyramid (obviously superior to igloos).
>Spent the entire time daydreaming about (you) plowing her holes inside while there's a blizzard outside.
>maybe she can move her schedule around a bit...