/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cute slug would hug/10.

>>46272127
That's actually a smart move, you will lose your job when mamonos take over your town but no one will bother you. You did your job so you won't be punished but you have also condemned your soul to solitude. That's the perfect misery fag fantasy, the only problem is that executioner is a family job and a really closed one.

>>46272243
Batcat are too mean, even the Eros one. I never saw an gentle batcat, never ever

I will politely inform the random Succubus that I've come across that I cannot marry her as I am a serf beholden to my local lord and he has not released from service as his retainer, and so long as I am in his feudal service I am forbidden from owning land or entering matrimony until I have served long enough to pay off my debt of years owed, and if I defy his tenets then I shall be made a eunuch by the Order's torturers. She will simply have to abide and carry on about her day and go marry someone else, I must serve me lord as I swore an oath to. Tis' the way of feudalism.

>>46272252
i think an ex-executioner would eventually run into an ancient monster who's got an equal amount of "regrettable, but once thought necessary" blood on her hands
probably a dullahan, for the irony

>>46272283
Are you from the US? Classical European feudal regime from the middle age don't work like that, at all. I know that you represent this era in really bad light (we also do that thanks to those enlightened faggots from the Renaissance)
>>46272291
Shhhh don't tell him how his miseryfag story end

>>46272304
Shhh shhh shhh don't point out I'm wrong, succubusses don't know the difference so they'd fall for the feudalism excuse easily. Don't rat me out like that.

Snugglejubs will swarm this thread

>>46272234
how much do i have to feed the small slug lady before i can hug her back properly?

>>46272234
All bugs are bad! They bombed Buenos Aires, the only good bug is a dead bug! I say kill 'em all!!!

I desire to racemix with delicious brown/non-white girls. Are the desert queens a good start?

>>46272504
Yes.

you know what would be cool
Office lady malef dragon

Don't let dragons near anything ASOIAF related especially not if they are your siblings.

What are the malls in MGC like?

>>46272504
When you stop being a pest and stop posting off-topic images.
Which is never.

Nyankuza contacted me for a job, I need to move around VIPs with pic related as my colleague. The pay is good, I get a gun and drive nice cars, my colleague looks silly but it's not big issue. What's the catch?

>>46272642
Marriage and children.

>>46272633
At least one is directly controlled by Momonika's Sabbath.

>>46272653
It's so over. Never began.

>run away from lim
>smack facefirst into her sisters breasts right behind you
Shoulda steered clear of lim city, fuck

Lilims are fun

How do I make myself more appealing to harpies so they’ll swoop down and get me?

>>46272704
Cute Lilims. Love them.

>ochimusha samurai from the east challenges me, a western knight, to a duel
>literally breaks her katana on the first swing and immediately admits defeat and goes on a spiel about how such a humiliating loss has lost her the right to be a samurai as well and she must become my retainer now blah blah blah
>offers to become my guide on a trip to zipangu where there are many exploits a knight such as myself might seek
>decide to take her up on the offer
>a few days into my trip to zipangu
>all I'm doing is bathing in this warm pool they call an "onsen" and drinking this nasty juice made from something called "rice"
>and also having tons of sex with the Ochimusha but not of my own volition, she keeps following me into bed and pushing me down and going on about how she's honor bound to "serve me for enduring such a life shattering defeat"
>start to realize, as she cuddles up to me in the warm pool, that she might have planned to lose all along
>just to snag me as a husband
Fellow burghers and gentry, I have been right duped and vexed....

>>46272759
What the east doesn't have over the west in quality of arms and warfare, they make up for in cunning and roguery. Tis' common for proud knights to be made into mere armored househusbands by tricky easterners. I would know, I used to be a gallant myself and now I'm the dedicated bed warmer for a fox of many tails and large land tracts.

>>46272759
Tip to avoid this: declare you’ll only marry and lay with a monster who can defeat you in battle

>>46272234
I can't resist that

I, the evil wizard, have taken a bunch of my fellow humans from a random village hostage on the top floor of my evil wizard tower nestled on the misty hill. I have cast a spell trapping their necks with magical collars. If any Monster dares try even approach my tower, let alone think to rape and "correct" me, then I shall have the collars explode, blowing the hostages heads off! Do not trifle with me, Monsters, I mean business. I'll fucking kill them, mess with me and find out. You'll be sorry, you whores.

Hags are scary

>>46272995
They're more scared of you than you are of them.

>>46272988
>gets sniped through a window by miss cupid and dogpilled by houris before even being able to react

>>46273032
This is a lie

>Ask out an elf
>She calls me a mayfly
Why are elves so rude? She could’ve just said “No”

>>46273102
She didn't say no because she didn't mean no, Lumberfoot

>>46273106
Not him, but tsunderes can go fuck themselves. Girls that speak their mind honestly are much more attractive, like P'orcs.

>>46273114
Not if I fuck her first!

>>46273114
Literally this. Tsunderes can go eat a bullet.

This is why you want monsters so desperate they grab you and never let go

Why spend money on drugs when you can have a romantic relationship with a matango?

>>46273151
Anon, tsunderes are great--they're weird, yeah, but they give you a blueprint for making them love you nonetheless. Remember The Princess Bride? Buttercup's a tsundere. Of course, that movie's narrated by Columbo, so of course he figures it out immediately and explains it to the audience.

>>46273181
>Anon, tsunderes are great
Stopped reading there.

>>46273155
That sounds like the end result of a childhood bully who you found out fell on really hard times and is shocked you decided to give her a helping hand and a second chance at life.

Poor girl might worry you are just waiting for the chance to bamboozle her and it's all an act (it's not, hopefully), but she can't bring herself to say anything because she doesn't want to offend you and set herself back to square one.

I wanna get a vampire addicted to my blood and then lock myself up in my house and not invite her in.
How long before she breaks and just admits she likes me?

Tsundere, huh? For me, it's Sends Mixed Messages.

I want dragons to take over my country.

I will never lose to hebi! She's weird and doesn't like when you go grocery shopping or get haircuts!

I'm just gonna start ordering my groceries online
Shopping trips in hagville are simply too dangerous

>>46272649
How? Nothing in the contract talk about that. I'm full of sake and happy, signing was the right choice. Can you pet the nyankuza?

>>46273345
Your neighbors will see what you get delivered, they will worry if you're eating properly with those kinds of ingredients you're nothing but skin and bones

>>46273389
I can't afford any better

>>46273400
This will end in home cooked meals

I will just go out to the boardwalk at night and sit on one of the benches and listen to the water go by while smoking a cigarette and being depressed like I always am. Nobody will be out at night and there of all places so I won't get bothered.

>>46272234
Liars! You said the day of the portals was going to be peaceful!!!

>>46273502
Did you really expect that I wouldn't fight against my biggest dream? Lol, lmao even

LEAVE THE YOUNG BOYS ALONE!!!

>>46273523
I only see two women here

>>46273415
I'm gonna slurp my noodles while making direct eye contact

>>46273523
But they need protection.

>sadge whimpering

scared of eros desu, she can just easily upend my whole 10 year financial plan with a surprise marriage and ruin my large scale life plans

>>46273572
Nothing to be sad about, I don't see any mr73
>>46273583
You can generate infinite amount of energy via sexo and sell it

>>46273594
But... Gold Plated Desert Eagle!

>>46273608
Is a shit weapon that dissemble itself in your hands. You don't even use all the power of the cartridge, only a hellhound would like this piece of crap.

Thicc goth vampire gf

Onee-chan

>>46261761
>>46261775
>>46261765
400 years of accumulated lust. 400 years of jealousy and self-hatred. 400 years of her maternal fantasies twisting her mind and eroding her sanity. There will be no semblance of human decency in the hag’s actions. She will be like a starving beast given a slab of meat. However you imagined your first night as a married man would play out, sober yourself. You will not be making love, she will be breeding you. She will impale her overripe body against your mortal shell for the sole purpose of reproduction. You will be forced to surrender your fate to a hurricane of passion and primal instincts. Your conscious will fade, days will pass, only by the power of the hag’s twisted magic will you maintain vitality and any hope of survival. Only after every corner of your body is violated in a hundred different ways will her grip on your soul slacken. If her lust can be momentarily sated, you will emerge a changed man. God give mercy to you poor souls that have been tempted by the allure of hags, for she will give you none.

>>46273773
Worth

>>46273773
I dunno, I think several weeks of sanity-shattering hag breeding sounds like a nice break from the daily grind.

>>46273502
Unfortunately most of humanity is still brainwashed to fight against it's own interests. A new world order under the demon lord is the only way forward where the common man benefits.

>>46273773
400 is on the younger side

>>46273904
Good end.

You know maybe these monsters wouldn't be single for so long if they learned how to talk to a guy instead of awkwardly blurting out whatever pickup line they got off the internet

>>46273890
I BELIEVE IN BROWN FOX SUPREMACY

>>46273975
the msgk strategy seems to have a good hunting success percentage

>>46274043
And she smol.
Whats her point?

>>46274081
the rough idea is that you mating press her repeatedly

>>46272234

>>46274092
Truly devious.
That kot is asking or a litter.

>>46261761
>>46273773
I will not allow the hag’s depravity to rub off on my young fox wife. I will endure any hag debauchery.

>>46274100
>yfw it's the year 5217 and you see the snail slowly approaching

If a hag ever tries to approach me I'm just gonna tell her straight, I'm not interested. I'm only gonna date monsters around my age, because I want a girl who's young in her 20s like me and not centuries old! I want a good housewife, not an overbearing, nagging mother!

>>46274197
Hags make for the best housewives you could ask for. You will get sweaternapped and learn to like it.

>>46272563

Beware the badlands.
There lurk manticores, roving bands of orcs, and other terrors.
Whatever wealth lay within the ruins is not worth it.

>>46274300
Small, smug boss.
I bet she still uses traditional POTS lines.

>>46273904
female villians, not even once

>>46274300
And I am right, It is cool

>>46274316
Your right.
You need at least two or three.

Gonna shove a modern salamander into her moms old armor and tease her about the lack of muscle

>>46274300
Damn bratty dragon, shouldn't look this good in an office lady outfit.

>>46273773
You're just exaggerating. Right?

Nutted to slimegirls again...

>>46273890
Oh no, they're finally discovering gyaru.

>>46274434
It depends. Pick an Eros hag and you probably would at least get an experience similar to what you imagined for your first time. For weeks on end.

But would you a gamer dragon?

There is no way a horse could rape me. She wouldn't be able to see right to do it, she couldn't hold me down from behind, I could just slip out from her easily and start running again, forcing her to chase me down yet again. Horses just don't have the legs needed to rape right.

>>46274457
If she takes a shower and can handle the bants on her choice of computer parts

There was an artist who took a suggestion for a
Cait Sith drawing but I don't think they ever did it.

>>46274300
Mere mail room mammal needs correction for not giving her the post on time.

>>46274494
Words of a man pinned against a wall by 500 pounds of horse ass.

Anon smells like succubus cum!

>>46274659
It's my new cologne, you like?

>>46274659
>>46274665
succubus pussy juice is meant to be applied directly to your face with strings of it dripping down for you to slurp up like this
https://video-cdn3.gelbooru.com/images/36/c9/36c9ba3ccfb649e73100f91761414165.webm

Dorome love

>>46273949
He seems embarrassed

>>46273523
dressed like *that*? he was asking for it

>>46274957
If by "it" you mean a good alping, then yes.

Punishment for property damage caused by brawl.

>>46275028
jealous the femboy gets more pussy than you?

>>46273773
>400
Try 1000 with raging mushrooms and a life threatening amount of fertility meds mixed into her food and we got a deal

>>46275095
Honestly? Yes. I guess I'll have to play my ugly bastard card and find a monster willing to do some impromptu rape role play with me.

>>46275107
>>46275095
No need to compare this fantasy world to disgusting 3D irl
All of us will find salvation getting raped in monstergirl paradise regardless of our body type inshallah

>>46273905

which mamonos have the longest gooning sessions

>>46275145
Snakes, the undead are also pretty long winded

>>46275127
Hey, I said role play for a reason. Any monster that gets "raped" let it happen, just like the slave rings. It could be fun.

>>46275145
sealed foxes that are trapped in their sealed gooncaves for thousand of years

>coomerhags
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>46275207
Imagine.

>>46275261
Think of all the drenched tops in the laundy basket...

>>46275265
Poor kiki having to do the mansion laundry.

>>46275163
No, they don't. Humans are fully capable of enslaving monster girls.

Looks like your peaceful walk through the woods is at an end. You have been ambushed by a trio of highwaymon, and they have tied you up to a fence post. Roll for species:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
You can go along with their demands, or if you struggle hard enough you might just buy enough time to be saved by a party of three monster adventurers. If you chose to struggle, roll again for your saviors. But be warned, it is unlikely any more help is coming, and those adventurers will be eager to receive payment for services rendered.

>>46275312
This

>>46275314
The highwaymon three are
>Witch
>Karakasa-Obake (the Umbrella Girl)
>Greenworm
They're clearly just kids playing around

>>46275312
>>46275327
Anons like this are very cute. So sensitive.

>>46275355
Play along and give them some chocolate coins

>>46274457
Source? That's a funny drawing

>>46275314
>Arch-Imp
>Giant Slug
>Jinko
This is awkward cause I want to be taken by the Jinko, but only by her. This may be a problem if she had to make a deal with her comrades.

>>46275312
Based, don't listen to those faggots

>>46275327
>Doppelganger
>Houri
>Lesser Succubus
Something tells me that lesser succubus isn't gonna be lesser for long.

>>46275314
I cannot believe it.
DESTINY and FATE has spoken once more in this SOULMATE roller.
>"Your milkies or your life!"
They made me take off my own pants then called me a cat slut for doing it.

>>46275314
>succ
>kiki
>whitehorn
I've been accosted during my mail delivery in the northern tundra by a rogue monstrous maid trio looking for a master for their grand yet subtly terrifying mansion. Their offer is kind but the MCPS is going to get very cross if these packages get lost in transit. Time sensitive wintertown cookies and all that.
>hakutaku
>mindflayer
>elf
Very bold for the postmaster herself, lead tracker, and mail organizer (there's so much to the point you have to be eldritch to stay sane) to retrieve me. Can they survive this mansion converted into saw/home alone trap house by rogue maids?

>>46272234

I don't wanna work. I just wanna keep writing.

>>46275314
>Thunderbird
>Tsurara-onna
>Living armor
Yeah, I'm gonna need some rescue...
>Kitsune-tsuki
>Gandharva
>Shirohebi
Bit of a mixed bag. I'm not at all enthused by the hebi, I'm neutral on the pretend fox, but Gandharva is best birb. Still, what's a gentleman in distress to do?

>>46272234

>>46274025
>BROWN
It passes as a hellhound

>>46275503
Excuse me ma'am you are blocking the instant ramen

>>46275314
Is that... Is that a femdom scenario. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH niggerwoman please help me, I'm going mad. I can't handle such forsaken scripture in my thread. Please help me and stop smiling stupid cat.

>>46275314
>Humpty
>Chochin-Obake
>Beelzebub
Hell to the fuck no is this happening.

>Ochimusha
>Lim
>Vampire
Perfection. Can't wait to be left limp and exhausted beneath them, covered with lipstick and bite marks.

>"come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth"

>>46275548
Which one?

>>46275548
BEGONE, FOUL DEMON

>>46275528
that's a good trade, although I would take the robber fly

>>46275548
Great, now I've got dog slobber all over my face and a hound that won't leave me alone! How am I supposed to get anything done with a large hellhound using me as their titrest and trying to pull down my pants?

>>46275503
I absolutely deserve to get hagged without mercy

>>46275548
>autistic anon wasting life on his maledom shitcord server or some other trash
>"oui oui, le femdom bad hon hon"
>"I'd rather kill myself than submit to le femdom monster"
>suddenly entire room hears his wife come in and speak in raspy voice
>"honey I'm going to need you to end your call and kiss me on my hot mouth, because I'm feeling ROMANTIC"
>after streaming his spousal rape for 30 minutes on open mic, anon also learns to use push to talk

>>46275503
You know, I was considering going back to actually finish that huge Lim story I had planned out, and kept failing to get to a satisfactory level, after I finished this Alp story but now I'm thinking maybe a Hag story would be fun.

>>46275621
>Hag
>Alp
>Lilim
those are not mutually exclusive, just make the lim both a hag and Alp

Remember: Always struggle against hellhounds. It helps keep their skills sharp and provides much needed enrichment after marriage that they arent able to obtain much anymore as the hunting phase is over.

>>46275521
>monsters always win and then sex
It's tiring and played out.

>>46275631
A Lim can't be an Alp because it requires the ML to give birth to a son.

>>46275653
Shut up nerd, Alplim lives in my heart

>>46275548
If I don't immediately start coughing up sand after then I won't do it.

>ywn be driven bankrupt by an oni wife that is constantly in debt because she can't stop drinking her money away but manages to get away with it by beating any debt collectors

>>46275202
>sealed gooncaves for thousand of years
Imagine the smell...

>>46275681
I need cute bodyguard monster girls with this physique.

>>46275461
Why not write durimg work?

>>46275681
Just refuse to serve her. It's that easy.

>>46275653
Alplims are the best

Rapedogs are in your area and rapidly closing on your locatiom

>>46275792
I know

>>46275681
>hey anon! I just won twenty bucks in an arm wrestling contest! Come on let's get wasted, I'm buying!

>>46275793
They're taking too long. I've had the grill going for at least an hour

>>46275824
What the fuck is she drinking that 20 bucks gets them wasted? Fermented Manticore venom in an old Sprite bottle from the hobo who lives behind the local 7/11?

>>46275831
They got a pull tab machine right at the bar, she's lucky don't you know.

>>46275831
a liter of cheap vodka is less than $20. if your tolerance is so high a liter of vodka can't get you drunk you may need to reevaluate some of your life choices

>>46275653
imagine being the monster lord, giving birth to your first son in a millennia (defying the curse that the god of order put on your and all your progeny), and she turns out to be an alp

>>46275831
That's because the only inflation that exists in MGC is the one that happens in the bedroom.

>>46275649
It's based and red pilled.

>>46275653
I remember the days when we could have fun without you faggots raining on the parade.

>>46275862
It's not that hard, cheap vodka can be tasteless or you can cut it with water and down the bottle in one day. Those days are neither good or bad

>People often ask me, "Barb, what can we do to help the skinbags- I mean humans?"
>Well true, we are tools, but we're scary tools. Remember, we've been trying to make them extinct for the last hundred years. If we just roll down there, they might view our presence among them with a little suspicion.
>Patience. Let them have their little underworld with their sweat, and pets, and bugs, and digestive processes and fingerprints. We'll all be part of it soon enough.

>>46275942
No, you should be the man and in charge of everything

>>46275793
I shall stand my ground.

>>46274043
The msgk strategy is overpowered, it works even when the monster is young and unskilled because she's going to be naturally cheeky.

I have a 2 litre bottle of apophis venom and I will drink it.

>>46275681
She needs to make some homemade fire whisky

>>46275962
Venom wouldn’t do shit if you drink it you have to shoot it like speed or heroin.

>>46275962
Can you make alcohol out of it? Must taste good and it's a good business idea, I will try.

>>46275985
Mamonobanana finds a way.

What happens to a fox that doesn't want to be a mage and by relation develop her magical powers? Will she end up permanently stuck with a single tail?

>>46275985
The better question is how you get 2 liters of it.

>>46276015
lock an Apophis in your basement and milk her every day?

>>46276009
Liver for dinner.

>>46276040
>>>/vg/

>>46276049
Double or nothing?

Foxes

>>46276099

>>46276099
are not your friend.

I will not contract foxoplasmosis!

>>46275314
>phantom
>malef
>danuki
I am perfectly fine with those, but I think it would be funny to try to be saved.
>high orc
>mothman
>leanan sidhe
The villains are winning this one.

>>46276109
You are going to the mofu mines for that comment.

>>46276119
You don't have a choice. They rub their tail in your face and it's all over.

>>46276140
Thanks for proving my point.

>>46274300
i'm not getting any work done

>>46276015
Patience. Keep in mind milking a large snake is about 850mg and it takes a million to reach a liter.

>tfw batcat will never bully me with her absolutely enormous thunderclapping, crack out of jeans peaking, getting stuck in doorframe, face flattening ass.
It's not fair.

>>46276145
I will wear a hazmat suit from now on

>>46276198
actualy batcat will do that

>>46275314
>High Orc
>Sphinx
>Satyros
I go along with their demands. It shouldn't be to demanding for anything other than my pelvis. Just for fun, I'll do the savior spin:
>Ice Queen
>Kunoichi
>Salamander
Oh my, the payment demanded will be quite fun to pay.

>>46276237

Undead hours.

I unsealed the fox.
She has to pay taxes now.

>>46276371
I assume your chink gacha is so relevant to
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture
that you must repost this in every thread now?

>>46276393
It's thread culture.

>>46276393
He started doing "dead hours" posts with his chink gachabortions, after one time when he whined about liches and wights being posted and got told off. It's just pure mental illness.

Look at what he replied to you with, he doesn't exactly hide his motives.

Don't reply to the spammer. How many times do we have to tell you.

DO.
NOT.
REPLY.

Don't feed it. Instead, discuss Lim ass. Do you prefer your Lim to have a tight, toned ass or a plump, jiggly ass?

>>46276421
I would enjoy any Lim ass.

>>46276421
>discuss Lim ass. Do you prefer your Lim to have a tight, toned ass or a plump, jiggly ass?
That really depends on the rest of her. I'm a fan of tight asses with tight bodies, but I more generally prefer the curvy type of body that would come with a jiggly ass. Yes, I did just reply without answering the question in any meaningful way. Fight me.

I don't understand the hostility towards monstergirls from Gacha games. If she's a monstergirl then what more could you ask for?

>>46276421
Forget that. Discuss mermaid ass.

sex with an undead cowgirl

be wary, gooning monster girls will have vaginal calluses

>>46276371
Is she really a doctor?

>>46276213
Doubtful.

>Well sure I'm not the Demon Lord's daughter, but in my old life I was the Demon Lord. That's close enough, right?

>>46276421
I wouldn't really call it spamming. He says it to every gacha so it's more like a ritual poster.

>>46276494
No, she's just a gremlin.

>>46276456
This is the third time you're posting this exact image while advocating for gacha spammer(s), WHF-kun.

imagine if u will, u woke up back in highschool, but u are in MGC high, and its ur freshman year
would u go after the single teachers like ms phantom, the acting teacher, Ms. Gfremlin, robotics, Ms. Kiki, english, or Ms. Haku the history teahcer or would u go after the students, like the loli baphos that skipped grade since shes a genius, one of them pyrows that be in the popular crowd, maybe one of the lonely creepy ookumades or maybe one of them "definitely 15 year olds" who have crow feet, pudgy body and saggers as well as taking like they are from the 80s when its 2015

Too many words. Need Wurm.

>>46276494
>>46276517
Keep samefagging, doesn't change the fact this is the japanese culture board and low quality chinese slop belongs on /vg/.

>>46276544
so this gal?

>>46276544
Oh yes, the PE teacher.

>>46276517
Should I play arknights?

>>46273773
I'm ready to recieve 400 years of hag thirst and fully satisfy it. My body might faulter, but my will is indestructible.
And after the storm has passed i will pet her in the head and give her the best snuggle.

>>46276553
>has massive tits and a very fat tail
>can somehow still do pullups

>>46276554
>Playing g*cha
No

>he doesn't enslave and forcefully rape monsters, putting them into their proper place beneath men
Lmao what are you, a feminist faggot or something?

>he doesnt just go out with a monster and date like a normal couple, poping the question, get married and have a nice happy family with ur monster of choice
damn, sucks to be the dude above this post

>>46276575
>be huge, intimidating dragon
>pillaging towns and gathering princesses for your hoard
>wake up one day after kidnapping some princess
>oh great it's some knight to save the kingdom. Time to eat.
>but you look down
>you're six feet tall and while you still have claws, most of your scales are replaced by soft flesh, a plump ass, and giant tits
>the knight reaches you and you can't even fight him
>new stupid instincts make you present your ass to him
>he fucks you, then picks you up and princess carries you out of there

>he doesn't meet his soulmate in a sports competition gaping his love as much as he wants in front of a crowd, despite not winning knowing that you won something else
Now that's a proper love story

>>46276582
This is great, but we both enjoy Maledom Monday and Femdom Friday. It's good fun.

>>46276421
What's the best way to go about getting a sweaty, plump Lim to sit on my face?

>>46276605
I don't know if I could handle dating a professional athlete at the peak of her physical fitness.

>>46276605
>>>/d/

Cute, ordinary, domestic life with a Kej wife!
>>46269170
Also imagine your head between a Kejourou's breasts, using her hair to wrap around her chest and the back of your head to form into a "bra", gently squishing the sides of your head

>>46276612
All Lims are turbo-virgins. Simply walk up to said sweaty, plump Lim and order her to sit on your face. She'll sperg out for a bit before doing it but you'll get what you want.

>>46276605
There's a reason why there are so many sport club romance anime, manga and LN

>>46276633
I wanna see her face when I ask her to hold hands!

>>46276660
>"But anon, those hands were just in my butt!"

>>46276571
Then what do I play?

>kiss wurm
>she thinks she's now pregnant because she's retarded
>now I don't have to lose my virginity to her
Obligations dodging is easy with Wurms.

>>46276660
The moment you lock fingers she's going to pass out and collapse against you. Expect lots of cute noises when she wakes up moments later with her head on your chest. Lims are easy to defeat. It's the long game where they shine. Give it a couple years and she'll have you wrapped around her finger once she gets over the sperg.

>>46276554
Since it's free to play you can try it out if you are fine with a more complex tower defence game, if you think you have an addictive personality *at all*, then *do not play it * because that's how pay checks disappear

>>46276688
I remember playing one and the moment you think "That's a cute elf I want it" it's completely over for you.

>>46276672
>somehow she gives birth
>She raped u while u were sleeping

>>46276629
While most monsters are good wife material, some like Kej and Ryu are especially wife-like.

>>46275314
>Nekomata
>Jorou-gumo
>Nightgaunt
Oh boy
>be me
>very joung man traveling in between cities in Zipangu.
>all of a sudden, 3 assailants jump in front of my carriage.
>It's a skimpy dressed Jorou gumo, a smug nekomata, and a strange winged woman covered in a dark purple goo.
>They start taking anything of value, including food.
>Try to fight back, but the jorou just binds me with her silk.
>whatever, i can start anew i guess.
>The greedy nekomata takes a look at me and notices my neclace.
>"Oh, what is this shiny" she says as she tries to take it off my neck.
>I quickly turn around and get away from her, but the others catch me.
>"That's a family heirloom, you will never get it."
>The jorou gumo speaks. "Maybe we are bullying this poor kid a but to hard gals." She then directs her attention at me. "I will give you a choice: If you spend until night with me, i promise to keep you heirloom safe."
>The strange woman interjects. "Forget about her. Let my mana envelop you and you will find the strength"
And so i stand in a trichotomy. Lose my preciuos heirloom, my virginity, or my freedom.

>>46275314
>Dullahan leader
>Dorome and Tentacle restraining me
I am fine with this outcome.

Be wary when signing documents at any MGC government building, read carefully or you might find you've just signed a soul-binding marriage contract!

>>46276727
Lose your heirloom, get away, coma back for revenge, and grab your heirloom from their dead hands.

>It's not a phase, Mom!

>>46276603
Monsters can't win against cock

>real r-a-p-e-s of young boys and adult men

>75 free files listed

>files taken from a secret closed site

>site with a list of files

Surely all that stuff about only heroes having a good chance of being a monster in a fight is just hot air, right? Like, if someone made some realmsilver bullets, surely you could just snipe them if you had a good aim, right? It wouldn't go completely tits up for you somehow, r-right?

Anal.

>>46276813
If she's asking for it...

A hag claiming she's your daughter from the future fighting a young monster claiming she used divination to determine she's supposed to be your future wife. Both of them do look quite similar.....

>>46276832
If this is the case, why are they fighting?
Something is suspicious here, better just lock myself in my home and see if she phases out of existence

>>46276839
i want milk

>>46276860

>>46276832
But if she stops me from getting married then won't she stop existing?

>>46276871
moooo

>>46276872
What if she went back in time to protect you from being poached by this other monster who ISN'T your fated wife, and as such is here to complete the cycle and ensure her birth?

>>46276832
If I just tell them they both look the same, they'll get disgusted over how bigoted I am and leave me alone, thusly returning to pining after hellhounds instead of dealing with time travel shenanigans that would probably last at least a seasons worth of episodes.

Tsundere slimes?

>>46276900
>marry Hag
>knock up Hag
>daughter grows up to be identical to Hag wife
>two hundred years later she travels back in time to save you from the intruder
>get father-daughter, Hag-younger man sexy times forever as a result

Hot.

>>46276912
Depressed slimes?

>>46276813
But if you do anal with a chesh, how is she gonna have kittens? Who're you gonna teach gamer words to as they look on with wide-eyed captivation? No anal until at least one (1) kid. The terms are firm but fair.

>>46273673
Now post the big tits bikini succubus and big tits friend versions

I want to drown in cat ass.

>>46274300
>looks like you'll be staying late with me to fix all these mistakes Anon

>>46276803
Just me and the wife at the farmers market nothing crazy here nope

I just want to wake up with a kitsune every morning, is that too much to ask?

>>46276607
It's Wednesday.

>>46277267
It's thursday here so have some tails.

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake, ohhhh baby

Guess what? Cow butt.

>>46277309
I prefer Dragon butt
https://files.catbox.moe/6hfr8v.jpg

>>46277341
I'd actually watch this isekai.

If you wish to communicate with the old milf ancient evil foxes, but don't know zipangese, let me teach you a useful phrase
>Goo goo ga ga
Nice to meet you, I don't speak Zipangese

>>46277285
ms hebi can tread on me

i just want to poke some beans...
is that really such a big crime?

>>46277429
usually a misdemeanor

>>46277267
It's Friday somewhere.

>>46277429
Who's going to stop you?

>>46277309
Know why?

>>46277429
you must go to therapy and discuss your bean problem with a licensed therapist

>>46276813
No thanks. I love cats, but I don't do butt stuff. She will get her love from the front.

>>46276916
Time travel oyakodon and other time travel shenanigans are underrated. Imagine having a harem of just your wife from different timelines

>>46277464
that's my take on how hounds of tindalos would work

>>46272234
I am a white man sex tourist who goes around in Asian or Asiatic countries to have sex with younger Asian babes willing to sleep with white gold such as myself for a few dollars. I will be going to Zipangu/post portal Japan since women are now opening their legs to men more in competition with monster girls. Many tropes and cliches you see in hentai have practically become reality post portals for reasons of human women competing with monsters to secure a man. I will go to Zipangu or post portal Japan and have sex AND CUM INSIDE JKs, not monster girls though, I am gonna creampie JKs like the ones you see in doujins and anime!!! I am not interested in a long term relationship or marriage yet, I wanna fulfill the weeaboo dream of having sex with and creampie'ing a young Japanese female by going to post portal Japan or even Zipangu thanks to the post portal events making things easier! You hear me!? I am going to have sex with multiple JKs and rawdog them and creampie them like I am those faceless hentai men!

R&I the offtopic garbage

>>46277478
You have posted this garbage before. It's still garbage.

>>46277453
Cat sex
Sex with cats
Cat sex with cats

>>46277491
There is a magical fairytale kingdom where you can do all three of those things.

>>46277506
is that how horse front legs work?

>>46277388
You better not be lying to me anon

>>46277476
>Wake up, roll out of bed
>Three identical copies of your wife are arguing over who gets to give you the wakeup blowjob
>trudge downstairs for breakfast
>Two new copies are arguing the semantics of waffles vs. pancakes and which one is the superior breakfast item
>Sit down and get served french toast from the usual one (you think)
>As you leave for work you hear the original three upstairs still arguing, though now it's about "Missed chances"
>End up getting your morning blowjob in the backseat of the car as another copy drives
Time travel is incredibly iresponsible and should not be tampered with

>>46277545
>The hag and loli version of your wife are arguing over who's tits you like more
>You're quietly sitting on the couch cuddling with the JK version of your wife
Time travel is not to be used lightly...

>>46277533
Does anyone really know how horses work?

I feel stupid for realizing this now,

>>46276562
can a 400 year old hag be impregnated?

>>46277579
???

>>46277584
If anything hags fertility scales up linearly

>>46277573
A girl that can rape you before you even met.
But overall I think hivemind style girls like this are only worth talking about if you want to have some sort of harem/village/community with a load of other anons.

>>46277589
wrong thread

woke up
fell out of bed
dragged a gnome across my head

>stinky NEET enchantment/enchanting savant Lim
>ultra grumpy and super serious portal savant Lim
>cheerful cult leader Lim obsessed with maledom, corruption and harem building
>Lim born with multiple souls which act as a hivemind and are capable of splitting off as clones
>twin Lims who become obsessed with games and rule over a Gamer Realm together

I need to stop thinking about Lims. My list of Lim ideas continues to expand.

>>46277608
Mix it up and turn half the lims into cait siths or baphomets.

>>46277478
On one hand it is off-topic even with the anime image. One the other...
>"Im a white guy gonna have sex with JKs in not!Japan!"

This sounds like a /fedpost/ by the Zipangu government or the Pyrow Gaijin Squad. How do I recognize Zipangese Fed-Posting and covert Pyrow Gaijin Squad propaganda?

Limming is my business... And Business is good!
Lim in Peace
Countdown to Limxtinction

>>46277608
>Lim who is well-adjusted and normal, has a husband and 3 darling children. She has cute slice of life adventures with her husband, kids, and neighbors. Nothing happens in the story that's rated worse than PG.

Probably wrong place to ask,any site to request/commission short stories? in exchange for money of course

>>46277631
I don't know if any of the writefags do commissions but you could read some of their stories and then ask whichever one has a writing style you like.

Is greenworm at the peak of her career? Should she quit while she's ahead, or risk it all and go big? I'm worried that the fame's gone to her head and she's resting on her laurels. It'd be risky to push the envelope more than she already has, but then again, maybe it's better to go out with a bang then a whimper.

>>46277659
The very face of evil itself.

>>46277662
I think greenworm jumped the shark

>>46277664
She might be evil but she's a cute loli(for now). You can forgive her, right?

>>46277662
She is so vocal and says stupid things on that harpy app so it won't be long until she cancels herself

I want a slightly pudgy, 4'6" Kikimora with a mild Irish accent and an insatiable lust for pet play.

>>46277688
Then you don't want a Kikimora now do you. What you're looking for is a Brownie.

>>46277693
Anons have trouble thinking of anything unless KC spells it out for them.

>>46277673
Absolutely not, if I accept her evil now, it sets a precedent that I will accept later.

I want a slightly lean 6'4'' shoggoth with a strong english accent and satiable lust for debates about the human condition

>>46277706
Done. Anything else?

>>46277713
is she speaking korean in an english accent?

I'd be such a slut for tall monsters.....

>>46277702
It has nothing to do with KC and everything to do with while there could be a Kikimora with an Irish accent-- Culturally speaking it'd be more likely to be a Brownie/Gruagach/Silkie/Whatever name you want to call them. Hell, even Hobgoblins as a maid works.

sHOGgoth
She is a PIG
DISGUSTING
ewwww
get a kiki instead

>>46277742
I would get good money that anons forget brownies exist.
hippogriff girl when?

I will defeat the shirohebi by standing in the freezer.
no snek, especially not a dork like hebi, will dare enter such a cold environment

>>46277760
>I'll bet good money that
Not everybody cares for good reason about folkloric overlap. As for your Hippogriff girl question likely never because there isn't much to go on about what they may or may not be in mythology. That and there's the inevitable overlap with the Griffon who is usually the father of Hippogriffs in folklore. If anything it'd just be a weird eagle and Satyr chimeric beastman associated with Eros given their already weird parentage.

>>46277824
I'm all for low effort waifuposting but this is something else I'm talking about.

>>46277809
You forgot that with you inside the freezer there's now a warm thing there too, namely you.

>>46277809
cover yourself in ice to hide yourself from her heat pits

I will lead an army of crusaders to conquer the desert kingdom and depose Pharaoh.

>>46277862
Finally, a man that talks sense. Show them the benefits of democracy and superior culture.

>>46277862
Yes, leading an army of single white men into brown booty territory will totally end well and go exactly as planned.

>>46277862
Bring me a riddle kot while you're out there.

>>46277851
Feel free to enlighten then.

>>46277893
The hounds of tindalos poster who doesn't flesh it out despite wanting it so long.

>>46277874
Honestly, OrderAnons do monsters a service
How else would they get their knights in shining armor to rip open like cans before the rape begins?

>>46277926
Or they could win and create a slave market.

>>46277933
I'd rather get sold on a monster slave market myself.

>>46277980
Would be rather weird if you were sold in a monster slave market

>>46277994
I meant a slave market ran by monsters, watching 2 hags get in a bidding war for me.

>>46277998
Sounds like you're going to alp

>>46277664
can anyone that cute really be evil?

>>46278001
I'd give that alp my Matterhorn, if you know what I mean.

>>46271108
I knew complaining publicly would avail me

>Confirmed to lactate
Yey

ded

>>46278083
Ye ded get in my bed

>>46278128
>cheek scales
Instantly makes any lizard better

>>46278123
I think the reviewers show sucked, but God damn those sweaty zombie girl scenes were extremely hot. I would gladly go balls deep inside a cold sweaty zombie like that and fill all of her holes with my seed like a balloon, bonus points if she gets pregnant.