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>monotonous jaws

Sounds boring, man.

>monotonous jaws

You should give Nasu a call. I'm sure he could use a man of your talents.

That's pretty good.

Best waifu in the game.

Yes I will.

Fuck you, I will. Like a redback. Redback females don't eat males the usual way. During sex, the males suddenly do a ridiculous somersault into the female's chelicerae and pretty much push themselves into the female. So I'll catch Noir, rape the shit out of her, and when I am about to finish I'll force myself headfirst down her mouth while my dick is still cumming inside her.

You will never have Orime's head crush you and swallow you whole with its most elaborate and highly interesting jaws.

>>4626318
>You will never have Noir inject you with digestive juices before she grinding your paralyzed body

Stopped reading there to fap
Was better off for it

ｷﾀ━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━ !!!!!

I'd rather not fuck that.

>>4626348

No... I wasn't going to bring that up, it's way too sad but true. But okay.

You will never experience any form of physical interaction with Omachi. At all.

Disgusting youkai.

You all have terrible taste in yokai.

>>4626411
Nogiku is the worst clearable girl.

>>4626411

You will never... actually, what WOULD Nogiku do to you? She's an ashigaru unit. She just stands there and takes the hits like a brick wall.

She's sort of harmless unless you really don't have time to walk around her.

>>4626444
Can you explain why in the nine hells I have to have Hibachi to capture Nogiku?

>>4626468

To smart to get captured without Nue's chains

>>4626444
You will never be stared at unioculally.

>>4626472
Can can she avoid getting captured by ANYONE if her sense of depth probably sucks?

>>4626468

Canonwise, no. It doesn't say in the game.

Makes some vague sense that Hibachi, being designed specifically to take out commanders and all, would be effective against Nogiku who among Masamune's wives is one the most associated with military structure and chain of command. But it's just assumption.
Even if that was the case, it really makes no sense why you need Hibachi to bring down Nogiku but not the Takeda generals, who'd presumably be even more welcoming targets.

>>4626508
Why would a footmen wear a skirt is just beyond me.

>>4626543
Because moe.

>>4626543
Tell that to Alexander's army.

What would happen if Rance ended up in the Fire Emblem universe, a world populated by white knights?

>>4626543

Teru - barbarian commando maid in traditional uniform.
Senhime - because the Hagakure states a good warrior should proudly show a scarred thigh (not that Senhime is particularly scarred, but anyway).
Kou - sheltered princess, doesn't know a whole lot about war anyway.
Nogiku - doesn't die even if parted in five, so no reason why not.

>>4626564
He would kill them if they tried to stop him. Simple as that.

>>4626583
Even Hector?

>>4626589
Well, he uses axes, which tend to be weak against swords.

You will never equip armor forged by Helen-kun. ;_;