/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46253664
but it's far sluttier of behavior. you can appeal to innocence and purity by taking the other loadout
side tie panties may one day serve as the great unifier between the two in the inevitable conflict against the no-pan faction

Zombies shambling around in sexy clothes

>>46253751
shall search for the High Orc shaman-chief and ask her: "What is best in life?"
Maybe then she will reveal to me the Riddle of Steel.

Last thread got pruned when it was getting good.

She's leaving, goddamnit!

I'm not ready!

>>46253775
*I*

>>46253760
>sluttier
So average monster girl attire.

>>46253775
Did conan rape? I can't remember. I don't think so.

>>46253760
Whoa, whoa, whoa. How are you supposed to cook without pans?

>>46253799
In the beginning part of the first movie he takes a captive woman while he's still a slave himself, while the books are more ambiguous about it.

>>46253762
I doubt that there's an easier monster to take home, perfect for pump and dump

>>46253828
i love zombie in bunny constume

>>46253751
I don't see any ushis around here.

>>46253844
she don't hop so good but i guess that's okay

>>46253844
Same, I want one in a reverse bunnysuit though

>>46253853
Yeah, it's pretty DEAD around here right now.

>>46253799
No.

>>46253775
>>46253820
Literally not Conan, it's Kull the Conqueror with Conan's name. The Cimmerian almost never partakes in what those marred by the taint of Civilization calls rape, but he definitely is not adverse to bedding women who share his passionate fire.

>>46253853
Now I'm imagining an Ushi that has Mirage Tank powers. Just us trees here.

>>46253893
Dammit, and I just started the Kull saga. I finished where he got mind controller by a bunch of mirrors.

>>46253864
Zombies in fishnet reverse bunny suit

>>46253994
Everything in a reverse bunny suit

Consider sandworms.
Consider the spice.

>>46254054
Consider a sandworm in a reverse bunny suit.

>>46253994
Zombies in full bodystocking with tears in the pantyhose fabric or zombies in very tight fishnets so the net creates a lot of skindentation

>>46254168
Tell me, are these zombies slightly thicc to better allow for skindentation?
And do they enjoy having their teeth cleaned by Miss Lich dressed as a sexy dentist?

Hot, sweaty, yeti hugs

>>46254240
>>Tell me, are these zombies slightly thicc to better allow for skindentation?
Obviously, corpses tend to get bloated after all, specially bloated in the right places

>>46254240
Zombies whose skin gets like this with the fishnets, higher fat content is most welcomed though

>>46253751
great OP pic

So if an inari and a hellhound fought for the last pack of ketchup in the MacLilim's, who would win?

>>46253893
I still want to be a notch on a high orcs rape belt.

>>46253893
I like the fact that Conan had sex with enslaved lizard women

>>46254403
That's because you yearn to be free from Civilization, as all Men do deep within themselves. You tear away its trappings and you find the Horny for H'Orcs Anon, screaming and rock hard.

>>46254427
The nice thing about the setting is how black and white things when it comes to certain things so his only flaw was being too merciful.

>>46254427
I like Conan Exiles because you can enslave hot women and make them serve you without having to mod nudity since it's in the base game

i prefer thighband paantyhouse over fishnet to be honest desu

>>46253751
That is one comfy spooder.

Good evening, I like Ushis.

>>46253751
>Sleepy Sunday Night Mamono!
This thread calls for a very special monster

>when you buy a roomba

You have met the Dragon Heroine after getting hit by truck-kun. She is not an evil or selfish Dragoness, so she is not a dork at all, she is in fact a really good, cool and polite Dragon who will share and be kind, although she takes things very seriously so she hardly smiles, it's almost like she thinks she's a Valkyrie. She swears to protect you from all the dangers of this new world out of the kindness of her heart alone. You must not go getting into trouble and picking fights intentionally just to mess with her.

Will you agree to journey with her, anon?

I need a tail to fluff

>>46254646
what if i bought 2?

>>46254650
She's a bit of a dork but sure

>>46254650
Anon, I just woke up in a fantasy world with a cute doragon girl.
Yes, you better fucking believe I'm going on a journey with her.

>>46254657
One roomba and she threatens to stab you for being unfaithful to her. Two roombas, she actually stabs you in the heart with the knife as she cries out in pain.

>>46254650
I'm going to rape her. She won't fight back because she's a heroine and they never fight back.

>>46254655
>>46254646
What effect would mqmono mqnw have on roombas ?

>>46254650
Can I ride her?

>>46254686
A normal one? Nothing.

Gremtech Roomba? Automaton animation potential.

>>46254678
>yan kiki tries to stab you
>gets blocked by the third roomba you bought
sounds like i should buy a fourth

>>46254650
I don't know, I have no skills that would be useful in that world, so I'd just be a burden to her.

>After six months unemployed, you finally find a job
>Your Kikimora maid is so proud of you
>On the day you start, you're so focused on getting yourself ready that a few things escape your attention
>Notably, the fact that your maid has dressed herself in a new blazer and pencil skirt
>You finally notice when she follows you out the door
>You ask her what the deal is and she simply responds that she is your maid and leaving you unattended would be a failure on her part
>You're worried that this is going to mess up your brand new career, but she reads you like a book and matter of factly states that she's already taken the liberty of making arrangements with management

>>46253751
I have a Sandevistan augmentation which gives me bullet time and enhanced strength!!! Monsters can't beat me nor catch me! Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh!!!!!

>>46254646
I just like to watch the roombas go

I was thinking about a reverse scenario while eating in which monsters are posting about sports in 4mon, since in their world monster sports that involve sex like gaping are normal our normal romantic stuff is extreme for them.
>monster start thread in 4mon
>"imagine in the human world they have sports likehandholding, headpatting or even cuddling for more mainstream audiences"
>"Oh my God! this is too far MODS MODS"
>"but this is pretty normal in the human world, it's not as normal as gaping so it requires athletes that train very hard in handholding exercises and go to handholding camps to train"
>"they also have televised leagues or even soap operas that involve handholding"
>"Oh I can't believe that they broadcast something so preposterous!"
>"I bet it's very popular with lonely salarymen that are over 30"
>"also for househusbands to watch in the morning"
>"I would gladly go to school events for that, hell I would even participate with my nephews"
>"I bet some ladies out there would even go to such events with their grandsons, specially the ones that are quite proficient in gaping school events and cumflation"
>"personally I think public handholding is disgusting"
And stuff like that, I think such scenario would be hilarious. Reading the whole thread would be a blast.

What if the reason the portals aren't opening is because the governments of earth are using advanced dimensional lock technology in Area 51 to ensure they never open by scrambling our position from the eyes of the Lilims that would try opening them? They guard the secret devices with all the power of all the special forces in the world to ensure none could possibly infiltrate Area 51's secret underground base to get close, nobody on earth could possibly get through, although the Lilims managed to sneak a single Monster through as an agent lost on the other side with the goal of deactivating the lock devices. This single monster being the best suited for the task.

Which Monster would that be?

>>46254897
Phantom

>>46254866
Buy roombas that do the opposite of what they're supposed to do, trash the rooms by leaving behind dirt and dust. You get your roomba you like to watch, and you satisfy your kiki as she has something to clean.

This loli Hellhound told me she's gonna rape me. Pfffthahahaha how is she gonna rape me, she's so fucking short. What's the little dwarf doggie gonna do? Hump my leg? Hahahaha yeah right, keep dreaming.

>>46254962
I love that skindentation on that thong

The only way to prevent a rape event is to consume spice from a sandworm.

>>46254962
>Gets reverse mating pressed

>>46254962
>Anon is busy bullying the wanlet
>Anon doesn't see her 7' tall sister approaching
>Anon is held down while the wanlet takes her revenge, followed by her big sis
>Now both are demanding anon take responsibility for seducing them.

>>46254962
He said, moments before instalossing to a short wan.

Take the spice, anon. Your sandworm wife demands it.

>>46254988
I'll pick some oregano in the shop for her.

Anyone got more of these, or better yet an archive of these?

>>46255003
https://imgbox.com/g/f2XnEVD93F
I remember it's missing two, Satyros and Wonderworm, can't remember if there were any others.

>be fisherman from Order commune
>one day down at the docks, run into a Siren
>seems to be friendly enough unlike what the Order propaganda says about Monsters
>she asks if I want to hear her sing her Siren song and agree
>really like this attractive fish woman even though the Order condemns me to
>she begins vocalizing this beautiful song for me
>suddenly she raises her voice for a really, really high note
>and I mean REALLY raises it
>glass on the nearby fish shack explodes
>my eardrum exit my ear canals followed by a streak of blood from both sides of my head and everything going to pure tinnitus and then nothing
>run away clutching my exploded ears and don't even look back
>go to hospital in Commune
>the cleric doctors patch me up, but tell me I'll never hear again
>...
>enroll in the Order's army afterwards
>might be deaf but my eyes have never been better, become drone pilot tasked with dropping bombs on Monster positions from afar behind a screen
>swear that every last Monster I see on the tacmap will drown in ordinance for being such evil creatures
Exposure.... Exposure and pain changes people....

>>46255003
>>46255018
Here's the Wonderworm in question.

Sandworm spice, guaranteed to extend your natural lifespan. And increase your sex drive.

>>46255018
>>46255028
Bless you

>>46255003
Someone should be a hero and do one of these t-shirt lolis for every girl in MGE.

>>46255022
Mamono mana can fix your deafness though.

>>46255044
What?

>>46255052
I SAID, MAMONO MANA CAN FIX YOUR DEAFNESS.

>Go to grocery store
>Get ambushed by a hellhound loli and reverse mating pressed in the middle of the store
>Other mamono just congratulate her on getting a husband so early

>>46255060
What?

>>46254895
>"how about cheek kiss competition? the one that lasts longer takes the price"
>"holy shit lady, are you trying to get us banned?"
>"I can already see all those fat old hags jumping to that discipline already"
>"nobody cares about the Sabbath's opinion, go back to Goatscord"

>>46255064
>this but imp loli instead
>the other mamono are saying how this hag of a loli finally got a husband after a few hundreds years

>>46255060
>>46255067
WHAT!?

>>46255064
>Go to grocery store
>try to get insta ramen
>aisle is full of lolis waiting
>try to get frozen meals
>aisle is full of hags waiting
>try to get booze
>get ambushed by satyros and oni
thats it, im doing all my grocery shopping online

>Try to correct a mesugaki vampire
>Instead she corrects me

>>46255095
How could you let a vampire do that to you?

>>46255067
>>46255088
https://files.catbox.moe/pt20fw.jpg

>>46255100
It was hot as fuck and now I have a smug loli vampire wife

>go to dead bar to pick up a zombie
>it's dark inside
>pick up a hopper by mistake

>>46254895
Choreographed handholding

>>46255120
Hoppers are just zipangunese zombies

>>46255120
>go back inside and return hopper
>pick up zombie
>its actually a lich and the hopper is now on your back

>>46255120
Sounds good to me.
>>46255130
They're from the Mist Continent.

>>46255141
Same difference

A Gargoyle will not catch me, I won't go out into the dark of the night, I will always stay in well lit places, so a Gargoyle will never be able to make me into a plinth.

>>46254895
>Mamono that think handholding is gross but grandma and grandson televised scored gaping is okay
Maybe I don't want the portals to open after all.

Portals open but Mamono only date Japanese people and easterners and avoid all westerners and treat them like a plague since KC designed them to appeal to Japs alone in the first place. How mad would you be?

Wrong way to propose to an oni
>Get on one knee
>Present the ring
>Ask her to marry you
Right way to propose to an oni
>Grab oni’s sakazuki
>Drink all the sake
>Demand a refill

>>46255191
I'd kill you personally

>get ambushed by loli sandworm
>grabs you up to your waist before running out of space inside her shell
>have to hold still for half an hour while she struggles to fit the rest of you down her throat
>finally gets you inside but there's no room to move

>>46255191
Eh, we'll just learn magic from them and then open a portal to Monster Musume and Reviewers worlds and go enslave all the monster girls there for ourselves.

>>46255199
Loli vore loli vore woo woo

Someone needs to stop showing monsters J-dramas because the kabedon is not proper flirting

>>46255173
I respect your opinion, but I disagree

>>46254895
This reminds me of that strip of a Succubus covering her body because she was wearing too much clothing, the more they covered in public the more degenerate it was

>>46255212
Kabedon her back
>But I’m too short
Doesn’t matter do it
>But she’s too strong
No monster can overpower genuine flirting attempts
>But my face would be in her tits
Suck her tits
>But she’d rape me
Rape her first

>>46255191
I join the order

>>46255191
Westoids don't deserve girls from material that they only butcher and try to destroy at every turn so this is okay.

>>46255199
SPICE
MUST
FLOW

>>46255334
KC said that the Japanese fans ask him about NTR more often than the western fans.

>>46255347
And? Westoids want to remove loli, incest and harems from the setting and load it full of fagshit like yuri, troonism and whatever else they can to destroy it. The world would be a better place if everyone in the west died tomorrow.

>>46253751
Wagging her tail like that, she's up to mischief. She's an ambush predator!

Gonna be a bait posting night isn't it

Monsters hate wh*te "people".

I'm going to stand outside the Eros cathedral in MGC holding up a sign that says "Marriage = Tyranny"

>>46255477
You’d be ridiculed as one of those “wife bad” people and then married by the nearest monster

>>46255477
im gonna stand next to you with a sign that says "This Guy is Begging for Marriage Correction -->"

>>46255477
>>46255488
I'm gonna stand next to these two holding up a sign that says "Sign" while wearing my shirt that says "Shirt"

>>46255477
Immolate yourself too, it's trendy

I'm gonna stand near the Pyrow hangout spot in MGC holding up a sign that says "Skibidi Toilet = Brainrot" and watch them seethe

I'm gonna go to the Sabbath in MGC and hold up a sign that says "Big breasts are better"

Here you go anon, take this metal pipe and hold it as high as you can

I'm going to stand outside the undead bar holding up a sign that says "Vampires Suck"

>>46255514
>not convincing a baphomet to do it
rookie

beat elves but growing old and frail

I'm just going to hold up a free hugs sign like you used to see at some anime cons

Gonna wrestle down an ushi to brush tail

I can defeat a Bunyip.

>>46255625
Not hard

Bunyip sexo?

>>46255719
you can't handle the 'yip

>>46255719
Got petrol?

>>46255719
I'm gonna stick my thumb up her butt.

Can the guy who is being yan'd by the Yuki Onna please just accept it? It's cold as fuck outside and it's been snowing for hours. Take one for the team.

>>46255790
not until we've got 2 feet of snow, I wanna build a fort

How do You tell a dark mage you want to date her?

>>46255777
No, I want more yips

>>46255790
Lucky you, here not even a single cm of snow this year.

Is it true lilims cause inflation, milk to spoil early and use all hot water right before you shower?

>>46255999
Lilim inflation...

>>46255999
I live in a first world country so hot water is not limited. No Lims here

>>46255999
The only bad things Lilims aren't responsible for are earthquakes, hailstorms, and whooping cough.

So did the guy saying he was gonna do a alp story a few threads back finish it?

>>46256007
>meet the commander of the monster army
>she's a lilim but she's also part fairy
>she starts giving a villainous speech which turns into a rant about how no one takes her seriously because of her tiny size
>maybe it's the boring speech or maybe it's the sheer amount of mamono mana radiating from her, but you feel an overwhelming urge to grab her off the table and use your cock to shut her up

>>46255999
Are the fics about Druella that bad?

>>46256117
Most fics starring Druella are written by people fixated on Fallen Maidens and how she's worse than Hitler, while fic writers who don't mind her tend to prefer to use their own Steelims instead.

>>46255022
>tell me I'll never hear again
How did they tell you this if you can't hear? The Order lies to you!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!

>Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you touch my breast, fumbling in ignorance.

Me telling the annoying Houri that keeps following me around that she will NEVER make my heart go doki doki for her, I HATE women and I HATE love!

>>46256199
>I HATE women
Don't worry, she can help you too.

What would Eros Malef be like?

>>46256117
Theres a list somewhere of the shit thats happened to her.

>>46256181
>Fallen Maidens
Truly MGE's greatest filter

>>46256186
written on a paper, are you retarded?

>>46256215
The better version

How am I supposed to farm monsters for drops when they’re all so sexy?

>>46254650
Be careful, if you accept her offer she'll start seeing you as part of her hoard. She'll tell you she's just performing her duty, she might even tell herself that for a while, but deep down she's already thinking "he's MINE".

>>46254650
Journey to where?
Looks like she's an sword user guess she will appreciate a heavy gunner watching her back

>>46254650
No thanks, please leave me alone

>>46255999
all that and worse

>Hellhounds are unbeatable
>Hellhounds are indomitable
>Hellhounds are will destroy your pelvis
>Hellhounds only rape
Meanwhile hellhounds
https://files.catbox.moe/n2ktlq.jpg

>>46256416
Imagine the absolute humiliation.
Not only the heckwan got raped, the rapist didn't even show the courtesy to fuck her properly and only used her thighs to jerk off.
Poor dog is going to be mentally scarred forever.

>>46253751
defenseless hebi

What happened if a mamono kill you accidentally but don't want to be caught for example a malef going too far?
if she burns the body you can't be raised back and no one will know

>>46256227
Copied from archive and edited

IIRC Druella has, in no particular order from the crap ive seen
>Shot by numerous characters
>Tortured, wings clipped, horns broken and changers her name to get away from it all when freed
>Injured by bloodborne hunter leading to truama and a coma, as she only screams of her nighmares when awake.
>Powers/appearance sealed and brainwashed into thinking she's a order member
>Tortured and forced to swallow a bomb that activates when Elt and Kuro tries to save her, she used what little power she has to get them away be she explodes and the tower their in blowes up from another bomb. its then revealed same chapter that her DNA was used to make a lilim clone thats used to nutralise DE/revert corrpted monsters and incubi back to humans (Elt and the maidens are convinced not to feel sorry about her or Fran dying (also the the frist thing this clone gets to do is kill Kuro) (the clone later gets possesed by the chief god who uses it to go on a monster killing spree)
I'll add
>Beaten and poisoned, the DL personally having to extract her from a burning lescatie to save her istead of retaking the city. The heros mention that the the thing they infected her with is incurable, and the glot about druellas future suffering
>Beaten and convinced that the DLs a big liar, she was pushed over the edge when the DL disowned her for not killing the MC on site (yes i know and its retarded)

Druella is a fucking victim, I can count exactly ONE story with her as a hero (its kinda good too)

>>46256611
Why do people use her as a punching bag?

>>46256611
Maledomfags are a plague, they write this shit and want to be accepted here

>>46256634
This isnt about maledom in the slightest
Or any -dom for that matter, half these stories MCs are bordeline asexual at best
And the one with the clone the MCs are a bunch of girls, one of the resists corruption becuase shes THAT MUCH not into sex

>>46256656
Fuck off whiny fr*g

>>46256627
Because she gets more characterization than her mom.
>>46256656
I'm sure he was just baiting about maledom there.

>>46256670
>getting your tism triggered again defending any of that >>46256611
Not sure you want to die on this hill.

>>46256627
muh MGE is ackshually a dystopia something something humans will go extinct, muh monsters/incubi are just mindless sex machines *insert poorly understood canon statements taken out of context or outright fabrication while ignoring everything to the contrary in canon*
>>46256634
That doesn't have much to do with maledom. Most of the people who write this stuff don't seem to be even particularly interested in the sex.
It is either just plain edgelordery or people who can't stand the idea of humanity "losing"
>>46256656
I guess you could kind of stretch it with HFY but even so this more of a misplaced species based jingoism.

>>46256627
The is no bigger threat with a face
Lilith only has the vague appearance given by the panacea, and the queen of hearts, firstborn lilim and fallen hero only have mentions, not true showings
As such, a city conquering princecess that uses everying from dark matter to roper seeds is the face of MGE, a symbol to point and call villain.
I would almost say she's like Origa if it wasnt for the fact that people more want to kill druella rather then fuck her into being a submissive pet.

>>46256611
>Destroy a human kingdom, rape everyone to send a message and disown every man in charge, replacing them with puppet or monsters
>People don't like you
Weird, really weird

>>46256702
I wouldn't call ot destroyed, the kingoms still functioning under druella, and the still consider Castor to me a ruler dipite his tine being more invested in traveling diplomacy (and fucking the queen-turned-foxgirl)

>>46256711
>Not destroyed
Lol, lmao even
Yes a politic puppet showing a nice and useless human face to mock the order

So What if I just shot at the Lizard girl jocks with demon silver bullets, would they stop bulling me then?

>>46256702
>>Destroy a human kingdom
What kingdom? I'm only aware of her taking over Lescatie, which was ruled over by corrupt nobles that used the rightful king as a puppet, had no regard for the lower classes to the point they pushed the kingdom to the brink of a civil war, and completely ignored issues of the heroes that were meant to be their ultimate defenders.

>>46256634
>>46256670
>muh maledom out of nowhere
Obsessed

>>46256738
They will either
>learn to vlock/dodge
>become masocists that tank bullets as they approach

>>46256739
Lies spreaded by monster propaganda to justify a violent and forceful invasion destroying million of lifes

>>46256711
Wait what
When did the king get a name?

>>46256765
World Guide Side II, I believe.

It's funny that the only way you can actually make the Order bad in the setting is to make everyone in it somehow all be a comical saturday morning cartoon villain tier senselessly evil person at the same time and just write "uh yeah everyone goes with it because they just do mmkay", and then write the Chief God into being another "le west god and church le bad because bad". KC is a fucking talentless hack, trying to add a ton of worldbuilding into MGE to distract from the wish fulfillment stuff (the only stuff he needs to focus on btw) was the biggest mistake he ever made. That's why everyone calls it 'accidentally grimdark'.

>>46256711
Castor means beaver in french. Is lescatie a pseudo Paris?

>>46256656
Wasn't the clone one a crossover with Atelier, the jrpg series? And didn't the author get so mad at the last game (which was very well received by the fans as far as I know) that he deleted the story?

I'm gonna write Druella a VERY strongly worded letter criticizing what she does to unwitting human settlements! I'll even write a return address so she can send me a hand-written apology!

>>46256805
From what I remember, yes

>>46256781
This. The politics shit was only added as pure filibustering to accentuate that the porn parts are a good thing, but why? Who needs that in a porn setting? Just write an actual fantasy novel if you want to do that, MGE should only be about the point of the series, monster girls and sex with them. I really don't care about any of the world guides, the encyclopedia entrees are the only thing that matter.

>>46254245
Could I get cold, snowy Yeti hugs instead? Is Yeti-san going to give me a choice in the matter or just start hugging?

>>46256781
>uh yeah everyone goes with it because they just do mmkay
Yeah, whoever came up with North Korea or other totalitarian regimes has no idea how the real world works.

>>46256826
I didn't know North Korea enforced their regime with medieval swords and plate armored middle ages soldiers, and that in North Korea everyone is totally on board with the Il family and there's absolutely nobody who harbors any secret despondent thoughts of defiance towards it at all.

>Are my methods unsound?

Is there any one to be the "Villan" of MGE that isnt just the chief god?

Druella deserves to be bully

>>46256869
Druella

>>46256869
Duke noscrim AKA "wilamaria's dad"
is fate post-invasion is known, but he seems to be a core of alot of the kingdoms fuckery

>>46256751
Christ that's a terrifying idea.
>Had enough
>get a ASS-ult rifle from your local happy merchant and some demons silver bullets
>AP bullets ment to take down dragons
>Go to school
>Start shooting at the jocks
>Some try to dodge
>a few of them just start running towards you
>You keep shooting
>They keep running
>You unload everything into them
>Turns out all lizard girls truly are super masochists
>By the time they are infront of you, you're all out of bullets
>A trail of the mana and pussy juices are behind them
>They beg you to hurt them more

>>46256854
>enforced their regime with medieval swords and plate armored middle ages soldiers
Because there were never any oppressive regimes before guns were invented.
>in North Korea everyone is totally on board with the Il family and there's absolutely nobody who harbors any secret despondent thoughts of defiance towards it at all.
Yeah, would be really weird if someone like Lescatie's heroes themselves or even the kingdom's princess had doubts about the Order before they even met Druella.

I genuinely don't like Druella. Her whole character just makes my skin crawl.

worth pointing out that some of the corruptions didnt involve druella
sasha for example simply joined the fallen

>>46256908
>Duke Noscrim
Yeah I know Lescate was riddled with poverty, corruption and zealotism but what did this guy do in particular?

>>46256611
>Tortured and forced to swallow a bomb that activates when Elt and Kuro tries to save her, she used what little power she has to get them away be she explodes and the tower their in blowes up from another bomb. its then revealed same chapter that her DNA was used to make a lilim clone thats used to nutralise DE/revert corrpted monsters and incubi back to humans (Elt and the maidens are convinced not to feel sorry about her or Fran dying (also the the frist thing this clone gets to do is kill Kuro) (the clone later gets possesed by the chief god who uses it to go on a monster killing spree)
This one is my favorite, peak autism.

>>46256932
Given the circumstances I don't think he is arguing in good faith. Just look at some of the previous posts plus randomly insulting KC while obviously talking out of his ass. It smells like rotten potatoes.

>>46256973
Eh, may as well have the record straight for any lurkers.

Order good, druella bad

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1763104824646873532
I worry about his mental health at times

>>46256932
Yeah, no medieval regimes have ever been overthrown before. Countries like France especially have definitely not experienced several revolutions in a row.

>>46257013
The sword is good, vagina is evil.

>>46257033
On Earth, every country experiences multiple revolutions in a row.

Honestly I have no idea why KC just doesn't strait up retcon the order at this point. Seeing how it's both the worst thing possible but also nobody is at fault and there are no actual evil people in MGE (I do not understand why he decided that was a thing now but eh).
Like, if it's actually bad monster girls would just steamroll it. if it's not actually bad, then it just sort of exists and just stinks up the setting.

>>46257033
So Lescatie could have experienced a violent revolution if Druella did nothing. Good we got that sorted out.

>>46257013
I'm going to pat that fat purple cat.

Blue skin? Insane acrobatic abilities? A sword that cuts through anything and deflects lasers?

>>46257065
This is just like in my animes

>>46257065
But has she been folded a gorillion times?

>>46257019
>praising mesugakis and baphos as usual
That's the issue?

>>46257050
It's probably only a "problem" in the English community. I doubt Japan has the same type of person that walks into a porn setting and starts salivating over the catholic church stand-in. The order exists to provide a narrative on why there are still ignorant men getting seduced and/or raped by monsters.

>>46257050
>(I do not understand why he decided that was a thing now but eh)
Because KC is reactionary rather than a good writer. I love his girls but the more you poke at what he's written in the books vs his word on twitter the more you realize he's just winging it based on how he feels and what/who upset him recently.
To write what lescatie was like before monsters invaded and then turn around and say "ackchyually there are no evil people in mge" is George Lucas levels of retconning.

The real villain of MGE isn't even the Order, it's human nature. Greed, fanaticism, corruption (the political kind, not KC's fetish), all things that make life shittier than it needs to be and get in the way of living it up with your waifu.
Stories where the protagonist wants to find a compromise between humans and monsters and the "compromise" turns out to be "mamono abandon everything that makes them mamono and fully adopt human society and behavior, humans don't change or learn anything because they're perfect just as they are" miss the point even harder than genocide fics.

Who is the absolute loneliest monster?

>>46257091
KC literally lets you pay him $5 on patreon to instantly retcon his lore. All you have to do is pose a question that's really critical of something specific in the setting and watch him flip flop to patch the leak up with a retcon on the fly. At this point he may as well not have an established setting, just say "this world exists and no NTR allowed" and that's it.

>>46257081
Well, seeing how KC said he prefers the western community he still has to deal with that.
Just makes me question how bad the japs have to be in order for the westerns to be the preferable alternative.

>>46257081
>English community
>starts salivating over the catholic church
Are you retarded?

>>46257102
Your soon to be wife.

>>46257116
>Well, seeing how KC said he prefers the western community
He has never said this. All he said is that they don't ask about NTR as much as Japs do. You are talking out of your ass.

>>46257072
He's actually anti-mesugaki/brat and thinks it's a harsh term to call a girl you like

>>46257102
her

>>46257126
With how much that man hates NTR I just took it to mean "yeah, fuck those people"

>>46257124
But I am nowhere near hagville?

>>46257136
You think that giant summoning circle in the middle of town is just for show?
You either come to hagville willingly or you get warped there when someone finds a picture of you there.

>>46257135
>I just took it to mean
cool so you admit you're talking out your ass

>>46254962
>>46254969
>loli hellhounds
>dress slutty
>act slutty
>regularly make comments like "What are you going to do, rape me?"

>>46257108
>At this point he may as well not have an established setting, just say "this world exists and no NTR allowed" and that's it.
Isn't that a long standing joke people have? How everything is allowed as long as you ask KC for it as long as it's not NTR?
I do remember several answers be9ing "it's not possible in any way... unless you want it since then magic will happen and it'll just work"

>>46257159
Look, I'm not sure if it's talking out of my ass when he said he doesn't engage as much with the jap community anymore since they keep pestering him for NTR and that's why he's started to engage a lot more with the western community.

>>46257108
>At this point he may as well not have an established setting, just say "this world exists and no NTR allowed" and that's it.
Unironically agree with this. The setting was always best when it was loose and had little info. Less holes in it, allowed for more creativity and it's no coincidence that mge used to get more art and stories back then.

>>46257148
Oh no?!
I sure hope I don't get summoned into a precarious situation!

>>46257177
>he said he doesn't engage as much with the jap community anymore
He never said that either.

>>46254895
When people started these monster sports those kitsune lolibaba doujinshi immediately came to mind, with gaping, stretching, cumflation and impregnation. Imagine that but with every monster at all ages.
https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:lbl

>>46257200
Nobody asked, stop trying to force your shitty /d/ meme.

>>46257180
Eh, curse of specificity.
When stuff is vague people will fill in the blanks and any contradictions and plotholes can just be answered with "we just don't know" and it works.
When you keep adding stuff and saying how stuff works, you can no longer do that. Problems become harder to ignore and plotholes can't be handwaved.
A lot of settings and stories suffer from this, but I think MGE suffers a lot since KC keeps adding in lore piece meal rather than as large chunks of stories that at least make sense internally. Kind of reminders me of how JK Rowling keep adding weird shit nobody asked for that made no sense to the harry potter universe

>Mick crying about KC again
>on cue, /d/ shitposter tries to push his dead meme again
Amazing how these vermin always show up together, isnt it?

>>46257050
>(I do not understand why he decided that was a thing now but eh).
It's the cookiecutter answer he gives towards any shitposting question about his setting. If you read any order fanfiction from here, you wil notice people often ignoring that "fact" and going for any type of tyranical order portrayal to have some kind of force fighting back.
You need to understand he just wants a setting where cute monstergirls rape men, without the usual disgusting stuff, but people tend to get on his nerves trying to insert stuff in bad faith, so he gives those answers.
As long as you understand the spirit of the setting and are writingin good faith, you can very much get away with an evil order.

>>46257226
>/d/ shitposter
I'm pretty sure /d/ doesn't give a fuck about us. Blame the super cabal discord like everyone else you fag.

>>46257231
>he just wants a setting where cute monstergirls rape men, without the usual disgusting stuff
Well yes, but that just makes me question even more why he doesn't delete the order.

>>46257200
I want to see more of that Oni

>everything I don't like is /d/
Jesus what happened to this place?

>>46257250
Why would he. In his setting, the order is just a group of silly men that march towards the frontline to get raped by mgs. It's pretty much his bread and butter. I don't think the order is restrictive at all, and there are other human groups that have different relationships with mamono, yu you can pick your flavor or write a new one.
I kinda don't understand why you are so against it, so could you elaborate a bit more?

>>46257280
>I kinda don't understand why you are so against it, so could you elaborate a bit more?
I'm not gonna write an essay on why I don't like them.
But in short, they don't really make sense. They are both too evil for the MGE setting yet not evil enough to actually be a thing that needs solving. They are far too weak and have been far to weak for centuries within the lore for anyone to take them seriously.
Again, if they are bad, MGs would fix them, if they are not bad, why are they here?

>>46257311
>They are both too evil for the MGE setting
Evil people exist MGE to provide contrast and to show how mamonobanana is needed to fix things. Look up Merse's backstory and what kind of evil bitch her mother was.

>>46257311
they're a relic of a former age meant for jobbing and corruption-bait

>>46257311
It's a temporal thing. Eventually the order as it is currently depicted will either dissapear or be reduced to small fractions. Not every MG is enrolled in the "army"(read, rapemob), most people just want to live peacefully. Don't forget they have the back up of a goddess, and it might be the case that we haven't seen all of their strength.
Mamono aren't a cohesive group, nor are they a disciplined army. The world of the MGE is massive and there is a lot of stuff happening. Military conquest is only one of the many ways mamono take control of order territory. Conversion, political and economic manipulation, etc.
>if they are not bad, why are they here?
Why wouldn't they be there?The order is the main faction of humans. Zipangu and the Mist huamns are depicted as smaller in comparison. There is a reason we don't have a full map of the world.

>>46257311
I take the view that they used to be a lot more competent but they slowly got brain drained or infiltrated over the centuries, maybe both.

>>46256962
from what one can gather aboout the profiles
>had to have been in a high position for the princees to be chill with his daughter
>is the reason Elt was separated from wilamaria and Fran
>has control over both the church and branches of the military
>Had his own personal assassin (pic related)
its not much, butas far as a order aligned villain goes, hes the closest to it
Unfortunantly, like I said, his fate post invasion is unknown, but theres enoguht there for a villian in pre-invasion stories

>>46257311
>have been far to weak for centuries
I wouldn't say as much. They survived against actual monsters for way longer. Monst likely the mamono aren't as big of a force and the humans aren't as weak as you are imagining it.

>>46257382
Chimera is a little scary

>>46257396
>(pic related)
Damn, that assasin is pretty good huh.

>>46257200
And obviously all tournaments end up like this
https://exhentai.org/s/c9e6483934/2847134-18

>>46257396
>>46257407
fucking whoops

>>46257413
More like training camps and school festivals, I doubt that proper athletes smoke

>>46257403
Monsters are scary in general
Very scary
Its why I stay inside to avoid monsters

>>46257424
>I doubt that proper athletes smoke
You would be surprised

>>46257396
Forgot to mention that he has a powerbase known as the "noscrim faction" using the kids of nobles that have joined the order
and he doesnt just have control over the church, he's the head preist.
also where did they get "duke" from? I dont see the name. the prokiles mention him as "priest noscrim" with no first name given.

>>46256611
>exactly ONE story with her as a hero (its kinda good too)
Which one? I kinda wanna read it.

>>46257424
Monster hags, grandmas and old monsters in general usually do

Fat danuki hags

Gazer & Lazer

>>46257610
i wonder if gazer goo glows under UV lights

>>46257610
Soul
Soulless

>>46257610
Even turning into a Lich doesn't remove the smug expression.

>>46257547
Faceless and hairy, as the manamo lord intended. Now if you don't mind, I'll follow my danuki boss into her office that can be sealed from the outside and converted into a bedroom for talks of a promotion to "thrust management leader"

>>46257636
If only there was an Eros Gazer that's really positive and affectionate.

>>46257663
and her signature attack, love love beam

>>46257662
Imagine the bush...

>>46257547
>lonely Danuki cake that spends her mornings watching the matchmaking league with a box of tissues and a bowl of ice cream
My favourite

Human men making fun of lonely old hags for being pathetic virgin scum at their age (whilst also being virgin losers themselves)

>>46257721
Yeah, well, what are they gonna do about it?

>>46257736
get into drinking contests with said men. misery loves company

>>46257736
fox at you

>>46257765
That's just asking to wake up balls deep in a satisfied looking oni/satyros whose arm hold you can't escape from

>>46257721
I can make fun of hags because I think they're actually beautiful and I've always been ugly, so they have no excuse for never scoring and I do.

>>46257690
>Telling your tanuki boss she sucks at her job and should just give up to become your house wife

>>46257801
>patheirc (former) virgin loser wizard anon gets to be lonely and miserable with a pathetic (former) virgin loser winegote
Good ending

>>46257822
>>46257792

>>46257690
>lonely Danuki cake that spends her mornings watching the matchmaking league with a box of tissues and a bowl of ice cream
So that's why I can ear those sobbing screams of "THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!" from the block, I guess that the favorite way for hags to start the morning

There are whispers of a secret ultra yeti hag who kidnaps anons, puts them in present boxes with nothing but a ribbon on and places these boxes in front of lonely hags homes during christmas eve

Can I interest you in my obession?

>>46257958
Sure, Hatter seems like a fun guy.

>>46257958
I want to sink my fingers into that ass

>STR potion is just Creatine

>>46257958
>Hatter is single
>To try and get her hitched, other monsters go out of their way to show how thicc she is
>Hatter doesn't really get why everyone is so focused on how large her ass is. Thinks it's just other people being mad.
hatter should be more bold and proud about how endowed she is

>>46257958
I always want to spread monster butts and admire their buttholes

>>46257958
Her sister in arms

>>46258010
I want to pull that thong

>>46257958
Pound hatter ass
Huff Hatter ass
Smell hatter ass
Plough hatter ass
Lick hatter ass
Slap hatter ass
Worship hatter ass
Eat hatter ass
Lay underneath hatter ass
Punish hatter ass
Sniff hatter ass
Rim hatter ass
Fuck hatter ass
Cum in hatter ass
Play with hatter ass
Mindbreak to hatter ass

>>46258065
Gape Hatter ass

Hatter cannot sit on your face and smother you if you just don't let her.

>>46258065
pound cake

>>46256611
Durellea tolerates child rape, enough said.

>>46258010

>>46258127
I'll get a Jinko to sit on my face instead.

>>46258190
>>46258065
Miss Troll must stop going to Miss Hatter's tea parties and eating too many cakes.
Miss Hatter must stop eating the cakes that Miss Troll brings to her parties.

>>46258207
Butt they get along so well...

I wanna defeat and rape lizard girls but I get too self conscious about my weapon size. It's only a short sword, what if they laugh at me?

>>46258284
It's not about the size of the weapon anon, but the size of your confidence. They can't complain about your sword if they are moaning in defeat.

>>46258239
I want to spread
https://files.catbox.moe/2lanp9.png

>>46258302
But anon, i'm confident at all! How am I meant to when the lizard girl just told me to go home and play with my knives?

Lizards also come in large assed varieties

>>46258380
>Try to challenge a salamander
>She calls you knife boy
Might as well an hero yourself at that point.

>>46258185
All monsters condone it

>>46258406
It is a requirement for hip checking, and she is a master of all the martial arts

>>46256627
Because she's the big bad? Much worse has happened to dumbledore and he isn't even the bad guy.

>>46258646
Whats the worst youve seen him do/happen to him?

>>46257126
>>46257116
Well, he did.
>>46257120
But oddly you'd think that all the english fans he actually engages with would love the order.
>>46257311
That's because they got retconned. The order used to be able to launch crusades that reached up to the gates of the demon lords palace. Now they exist as something between a factory for monsters that want to live out their "crazy religous husband" fantasy and an oppressive regime that monsters can easily destroy at any moment but don't because they don't care about the suffering of humans.

>>46258646
To be fair dumbledore's in one of the more... special fandoms

What do Monsters do about the misanthropes who hate themselves and humanity and spew nothing but defamation of their own species constantly?

>>46258695
>happen to him
I think the care take dude sniped him in one fic IIRC
>Seen him do?
Rape a girl to fuel a evil ritual, his only regret being that he couldnt violate a boy for it
But fuck harry potter whats the worst you've seen the MONSTERS do in fanfic?

>>46258185
It's not child rape, it's an advanced childhood friendship! How else is a loli Bogey supposed to confess her difficult feelings of love to her shota Anon who uses her as a cuddle pillow at night anyway?

>>46258695
>intentionally gaslight a genuinely abused harry into giving up his free will to be a slave. Gets sent to azkaban and disowned by the personification of light magic for it
This is the one that stood out the most to me for both making a character evil and having him abandoned by his entire side. It's been years since I read that kind of fanfiction.
There's usually a lot of comuppance for using a school to mind control children too but it's usually a vehicle for slash between harry and voldemort.
At least when Druella gets accused of child rape it's actually canon and mge fanfiction has very little homosexual relationships even though everyone knows that gays beat the monsters through the power of a pure and unblemished love.

Public sex with lizards.

>>46258185
Well I don't think that's weird since they even host sports that involve sex in schools

>>46258832
As an old man I want to go to the public sports day events monster schools hold. Must be a lot of spread holes in barely fitting uniforms on those days.

>>46258832
Isn't that natural for a monster's development? the ones that don't participate usually end up as fat lonely Christmas cakes

>>46258866
I assume most anons are going to end up with the wierdos so you're just describing your future wife.

>>46258832
>>46258859
How many weeks has it been and your discord is still trying to force this garbage

>>46258832
>Go to school sport event
>Get asked to help
>Say sure
>10 minutes later two JK girls are fighting over who can make you cum first

>>46258832
I wonder how intense are training camps before sports day

>>46258882
Man, I really want a story about a guy getting dropped off at a training camp from a week and having to find out just how monster sports work.

>>46258877
>"Help me, help me!"
>"Ze monsters, dey are trying to tempt me!"
Someone tell these damn whores that they should only expose bare flesh to their fated soulmate!
I swear some of you guys must think every monster girl should be in a burka until they meet the man that will marry them.

>>46258901
>how monster sports work.
They work like normal sports, unlike what a couple of crossboard discord shitters have been trying to force on the thread for the last couple of weeks by endlessly samefagging and circlejerking.

>>46258912
>I swear some of you guys must think every monster girl should be in a burka until they meet the man that will marry them.
Awesome, a surprise wife. You won't even know her species until you exchange vows.

>they're already up to the "muh puritans" argument, which anyone who's been here for any amount of time can instantly recognize as completely insane bullshit
Yeah it's the same raiders as before alright.

>>46258935
I've seen post about lewd monster sport dating back years. Calm down.

>>46258912
>Tism Wan in a trashbag waiting to pounce

>>46258935
Didn't KC talk about how young monster girls pretend they're extremist and actually corrupt humans? Lewd storts is not a far way off.

>>46258901
A guy that chose the wrong club by mistakw but it's forced to participate in the activities because he needs the credit to graduate, ends up finding her soulmate despite him being very tsun in the situation and become national champions in the process

>>46259002
I can imagine a man in a cheerleading outfit being a feast for monster eyes but sucks to be him if it was any other sport. I'm sure at least a few would allow some good groping though.

Wow child pornography is based KC is fucking ZASED
Child sex is Japanese culture in its purest form... I am so proud to be an otaku bros, those dumb w*sterners and their silly morals just try to ruin our fun when we appreciate anatomically accurate drawn child bodies (its okay because its drawn even though it references real life material okay)

>>46258972
Back then it was just random jokes about monsters attacking the human contestants etc. What we have now is a coordinated effort coming in from off-board to undermine established thread culture. It's been over a week since they got exposed and threw the usual spamming tantrum, but you can tell they're still trying to force it and slip this bullshit into every conversation.

>>46259073
The only tantrum I see is the ones calling "/d/ tier discord raid" and the ones that get incredibly mad for no reason

>>46259073
I really don't think "sports, but lewd" is against thread culture. But you do you. I'm just happy to talk about monster girls doing cute and lewd things.

>>46259073
You are right, screw /d/ shit. Let's talk about /trash/ stuff instead

>>46259089
>The only tantrum I see
Funny you should say that, look at the post directly above mine and you can see the /trash/posters going mentally insane again.

>>46259133
>"sports, but lewd"
You forgot to mention the "also in disgusting /d/ ways" detail again.

>>46257918
How does one find this secret hag Yeti community? Asking for a friend haha

>>46259152
>look at the post directly above mine and you can see the /trash/posters going mentally insane again.
I usually ignore those posts that type like deranged outsiders or invent words, that is not the kind of posts that you on /jp/. If it doesn't at least communicate like a human being then it doesn't exists.

>>46259147
I think the white hair is a spy

>>46259073
You know, if it is a fucking raid I'd take them over shizos like you. At least they don't fucking whine for hours on end and actually talk about monster girls.

>>46257050
Oh shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
The order is irrelevant and has always been irrelevant. They exist purely for corruption fetish shit. Nothing more. You fucking western trash are the only ones who care about it.

>>46259147
>notices the center one
I wonder is there both the Queen of Hearts and Queen of Hearts trumpart?

>>46259206
>4 fucking hours
Go back to your discord.

>>46259218
I don't use distroon.
I'm telling you to talk about Monster girls. The entire point of this thread.

>>46253751

>>46259235
Then go back to whatever hole you crawled out of you troglodyte

How about a story where druella plays match maker but she dors it on hard mode
That is to say she does it whithout using monster stuff
Thats right the demon princess has gotta work with huma. Romance!

>>46259248
No. You go back. Talk monster girls. Nothing else.

Take a look at the deleted posts, the guy who made the completely insane post was the same one talking about gay HP fanfiction. Lol.

>>46259274
Sorry to burst your buble anon, but sheriff janny simply wiped out a bunch of meta posts at once, including the one where someone complained about mick and /d/

So malef blood can fastrack turning women into dragons and can corrupted other dragons
The issue is like ushi onis, they have to bleed first

Fuck it, I might as well as well say it.
I want a genki, tsundere, ojousama, dommy-mommy, childhood friend (or sister), dark brave wight wife with blonde twintails and big boobs.

>>46259308
Those previous ones were deleted hours ago, the ones I mentioned were just now.

>>46259323
Well I don't want that, so you can't have it! Everyone must fit my desires exactly. And that's why only fit salamanders are allowed in this thread now.

>>46259323
She sounds like she has split personalities.

>>46258882
Not only that, but also the morning practice like in anime and clubs hours after school

>>46259333
I am weak to girls with white hair and dark skin. I don't wanna sin.

>>46259380
I wanna join a salamanders dojo only to be told my first exercise is 10 standing thrusts into her daughter.

>>46259310
>"You must be Anon's mother... have you ever thought about becoming a dragon?"

>>46259380
>>46259439
Imagine the smell in that club room, when I practiced Judo the dojo always had that sweat stink and the obi wasn't allowed to get washed so it was also stinky, imagine how the matresses of monster sport clubs smell.

>>46259481
Imagine the smell of a team club room that has Trolls and High Orcs

>>46258185
So does the church.

>>46259310
>heroes go to kill a malef
>her last laugh is her spurting blood corrupts the heroes sent to kill her
>the women rape the men and begin work on the ritual to resurrect her

>>46259439
Considering the martial prowess that Salamanders and Dragons have I bet that they are top athletes
https://files.catbox.moe/6hfr8v.jpg

>>46259594
>I am bleeding, making me the victor.

imagine choco southern belle momster gf

>>46259481
>>46259518
There are showers though, and since they are MGs I bet the smell is really pleasant and arousing
Probably the smell of the room itself is a great advantage

any good haku pics as of late
also whats new around here

>>46259648
We have the archive for a reason anon. You should probably check there.

>>46259655
>>46259655
whats new around here? any good stuff been a couple week since i ve been here

>>46259667
Plant girls

>>46259667
We had a thread or two talking about the monster sex olympics. That was about it.

>>46259671
ah plant girls
now add some cute bees to them

>>46259690
american kej

>>46259655
You can't put much trust in that archive to have everything.

So anything this thread has made you realise positivly?

Pat the cat.

>>46259616
Unisex shower, imagine a bunch of girls dropping soap in purpose in front of you

I NEED A LIM TO PLANT HER ASS ON MY FACE NOW.

>>46259796
This but a Troll instead

>>46259883
Evil shota hunting fox.