/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kiki was defeated.

monsters who want to commit a crime

>>46238186
She is a cute, however. And I like the OP from the other thread so I'll repost it.

>>46238190
Dastardly.

>>46238196
ojou kiki is so cute, I want to hear her ohohoho's

>>46237609
>you will meet a tall, handsome man today...
>when he hops over a fence and crashes into you
>below are a list of his hobbies and pickup lines he'd enjoy
>be in position under the fence at these GPS coordinates at this hour
>-Madam Q. Pid, Astrologer Extraordinaire

Gal Zombie.
Also, considering now either Familiar stretching or goth Pyrow

>>46238201

At your wedding, would you prefer a traditional wedding dress or a wedding dress that has received the Mamano cultural touch.

>>46238217
How about both?
>familiar and goth pyrow stretching

>>46238206
What she sounds like when her mastah can't resist her makowiec.
>>46238217
I'm intrigued with goth Pyrow.

At your wedding, would you prefer a traditional wedding dress or a wedding dress that has received the Mamano cultural touch?

>>46238217
it's cool you can just take zombies and dress them up however you want

>>46238240
Be careful making them wear high heels.

>scary rapest confronts anon

>>46238240
They truly are one of the best girls through sheer customizability, any cosplay you want you can make them wear, and the more mana you pump into them the better they get at playing the role. You can also teach them to do basic house work while you think up new ways to use them.

>>46238122
I feel the same, you can't justify mass murder in mge. Order don't even kill since all mamonos have godlike power

They won't find us in the secret Order antarctic bunker. The base is top secret and classified and the entrance is hidden.

>>46238240
Anon there are dolls if you want to play dress up

>>46238284
>dress up a Zombie in a maid outfit
>make her do housework
>she eventually Wights
>she still wants to be Anon's maid because she enjoys it
>the change just made her more competent at the job
>>46238328
They're action figures!

>>46238310
But you just posted about it.

>>46238352
It's just a diversion from the secret moon base so the moon rabbits don't come looking for them.

>>46238352
Um
I'm just kidding lol there is no secret military base full of human men in the south pole I'm just fucking with you
Do not come looking for one, you'll just freeze. It doesn't actually exist, it's an uhhh an urban legend just an urban legend nothing else.

>>46238371
Hey HEY THERE IS NO MOON BASE EITHER that's also an urban legend, it's not even real. Stop talking about it.

>>46238310
>>46238377
>>46238381
Abyssal bait

>>46238196
Does she know how to make a grilled cheese ?

>>46238341
It also helps that anon dicks her down regularly in the maid outfit.

Want Wight Wife

Koturday

>>46238502
make sure only cats get in

Need futa monster wife to have a happy family with

>>46238507
You can't recognize them with your eyes ?

>>46238562
some cats are tougher to see than others

>>46238603
They know how to hide and ambush

>>46238549
You want a hellhound or a cheshire then

>>46238606
real ambush predators

>>46238631
Based marshmallow cat smiting the vixen menace

Why would monsters love human men? Human men are some of the worst creatures that walk the earth, and males are all ugly.

>>46238757
Hello tranny, fuck off

ded

>>46238768
It's true though, men are unsightly. They all look like mongoloids and have ugly facial hair. Men are not attractive.

>>46238828
Speak for yourself. I'm expecting my monster wife to look at me like this.

>>46238875
jubs need to be stopped!

Someone needs to explain to monsters that smashing open a window to get at a hiding Anon isn't "Working around someone who is playing hard to get" but is breaking and entering and also illegal

>>46238902
>but is breaking and entering and also illegal
that was repealed and now monsters can enter your home legally
thanks mayor wurm

>>46238912
Ah yes, the "mi casa es tu casa" bill.

Is a lack of ushi bumming you out? Call 1-800-LOVE-USHIS and get your ushi-oni today by calling this number you accepting we are not responsible for any broken furniture, walls, doors, vehicles or pelvises

>>46238902
It is okay, you won't be needing your home anymore and hers is better.

>>46238923
>Monster breaks into my home
>Drags me back to her place
>Dozens of upon dozens of empty soda cans
>Pizza boxes stacked so high they reach the ceiling
>Floor has never been vacuumed since the day she’s moved in
>Fridge filled with moldy old food
>Trash can stuffed with so much junk food wrappers it’s ready to explode
>Bed covered in crumbs, sauces and femcum
>Nope the fuck out
>Grab her and take her back to my place

>>46238951
call in the kiki and shog to clean her place

Bully the nerds!

>>46238958
>Have perfectly clean home to be raped in
>Insists I hire a kikimora AND a shoggoth to clean future wife’s poisonous swamp level of a home
Gee I wonder who’s behind this post

Fucking birds...

>>46238951
>Anon's first encounter with a beezle's abode

>>46239000
Mating display

>>46239000
>>46239020
That bird is dead as fuck

>>46239039
The one time the hack kills someone off it had to be the sexy snow harpy...

>>46239041
No one truly appreciates birds.

>Mid-ranking Order knight approaches
>She will defend Anon from any encroaching monster

Harpies are far more likely to go after bald men. This is a well-documented fact.

Naturally, birds are attracted to shiny things, and when a harpy sees a man's shiny cue ball of head reflecting the sun, they can't help by swoop down and take him. Nothing makes a harpy more happy then a shiny thing that can also fertilize their eggs.

Got a WIP on my Yeti comm, super excited for it!

>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>>46239504
You alped?

I bought a book on a deep web Order website titled "Anti-Cupid Measures Guidebook", this should help me avoid the Erosites better.

>>46239462
>Elakan
Good choice

HUGE sacks of fox milk

>>46239588

When a colony reaches a certain size, it gets smart. There is some kind of bug that we haven't seen yet. A leadership caste, a hive brain.

>>46239586
Nah this is by Redd, Elakan's stuff is great too tho

>>46239772
Queens need kings.

Venus Shortstack

>>46238304
Not only are the order the good guys but posts like that remind you anons shouldn't be given power over anything.

>>46239837
Is that nectar all over her?

Wise and nice dragons > Haughty and rude dragons

I want A dragon to rub my head and tell me I am a good human.

>>46240045
>Dragon rubs your head
>"Good human."
>"Cum for mommy."

FINE!
I'LL ADMIT IT!
I WANT TO GET HAGGED

>>46240045
Faggot, you lay between pet and woman.

>>46240036
Yes, sadly the majority has stupid taste

>>46240109
So does my wife.

Rivals to best friends story regarding a griffon and a dragon

>>46240156
>Miss Dragon and Miss Griffon were RIVALS.
>Then one day they became BEST FRIENDS.
>Mostly because they got drunk af and accidentally tag teamed Anon.
>And he's such a cute, heart-on-his-sleeve cinnamon roll that neither of them can bear to hurt his feelings by continuing the rivalry.

>>46238234
man x dog(girl)
classic combo like human x elf

>>46238234
>Mamono in whatever makes her feel most comfortable.
>Me in burlap sack over her shoulder.
>Terrified Judge in his bathrobe begging us not to hurt his family.
>His wife and kids are terrified witnesses to a 3 am marriage ceremony.
But this way I won't SIN with some MAMONO WHORE.

>>46238234
No wedding, I won't lose money on this modern scam.

>>46240281
you dont have to have a expensive wedding

>>46238234
> wedding dress that has received the Mamano cultural touch?
haha.
>wearing clothes

Cait sith outfits are so dumb. If she were a REAL cat, she'd be running around totally nude whenever possible. Also she'd shit in a box and be offended that you're not scoping her poops out of it for her.

>>46238234
Miss dragon has been holding on to that wedding dress for the last 500 years and I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings by suggesting I don't like it.

Alright, I've deliberately lowered my TOM stat, so I SHOULD be safe this Koturday. As long as nothing wild and out of the ordinary happens, I SHOULD be fine.

>>46240300
Don't care, she already forced herself on me. I won't spend a single dollar on her and she can fuck off if she doesn't like it.

>>46240368
A jinko has been sent to your location
Do your duty sirs

>>46240368
Ah, a challenge...

>Heyyy, want to eat a cake?
>wink wink wink wink wink

>>46240388
Well don't mind if I do

How do I prevent getting oneshot by old monsters?

>>46240156
>Be dragon
>Have treasure hoard that rivals the Demon Lord’s own vault
>Have to deal with shitty griffon neighbor
>Insists her trinkets are “artifacts” that could make or destroy entire empires
>Suddenly guy shows up
>He’s really cute
>Just as I find him griffon swoops in and insists she should take him
>Over my dead body you chimera wannabe

Insert disc 2

>Be griffon
>Have artifact vault that rivals Demon Lord’s personal armory
>Have to deal with bitchy dragon neighbor
>Insists her “treasure” is worth something and isn’t just a pile of old clipped coins and uncut gems
>Suddenly guy shows up
>He’s really handsome
>See dragon finally dragged her ass out of her cave this month
>Swoop down to save the guy from her fat ass
>Dragon somehow stumbled down here
>Says he should go with her
>Not a chance you old lizard

Insert disc 3

>Be anon
>Go to the mountain for a hike
>Immediately accosted by a dragon and a griffon
>They start insulting each other while I’m pressed between them
>They keep getting closer till my head is surrounded by griffon and dragon tits
>They ask me who’s better looking
>Say I can’t choose
>They decide that my body will be much less indecisive

>>46240156
They learned the only treasure that matters is each other.
There's no man involved though this is a girl on girl experience.

>>46240360
how did she fit in those stockings?
if you look at it it's impossible that she can wea....

Smug

>>46240379
So much petting

>>46238217
Yerb, if you're up for it, please draw Hilda's ending from Stella glow with whatever you think qualifies for an ancient evil mg (witch, lillim, vampire, bapho, your call)

>>46240300
Who care about wedding if she rapes you, your soul is already damned

>>46240045
How do you call yourself a man

>>46241018
No anon here does. A pump at best.

>>46241007
look it at like this
1, the rape itself is the wedding
2. THE DARK UNION MUST BE CELABRATED

>>46241025
Fuck off, not everyone here is a femdomfag

>>46238217
>Familiar stretching
how lewd

>>46241060
Read the setting.

>>46241018
All I see is mere mammals.

>>46241018
>>46241025
All I see here is mere mammals.

>>46241123
This falseflagging is so obvious it's pathetic, people can smell the rot and seethe every time you parrot "read the setting" in a context that makes no sense.

>>46240348
I respect your fetish and urge you to not let your dreams be dreams.

I am naught but a pillow/pet for my hagwife to snuggle

>>46240716
Smug mamono = best mamono

Being snuggle toy is nice.

>>46241235
love tiny lamias

>>46241261
All small mamono are "totes adorbs"

Smolmono supremacy! Also, Ushi.

Wait if mamono became smaller
What happened to fairies?
Oh no

>>46237609
Don't read that section Miss Rata, think about your journalistic integrity

>>46241315
Ushi is good no matter what.

>>46241384
I want to kiss this spider and lick her cow fang

anons zombie wights, he acts nervous thinking she is gonna become a mean noble any second now who wouldnt want to live on his farm anymore.

>>46241315
>take a job as a sabbath assistant
>you're not looking for a wife just yet but you need the money
>the job is relatively uneventful, until one night you get a call from the baphomet in charge
>"anon, I know it's out of hours but we need you at the lab as soon as possible"
>when you reach the lab, you find the entire team standing on the table and they're all tiny
>"we were working on a new spell and it went wrong and, uh, shrunk us"
>"we can't cast spells like this, so we need you to learn magic so you can fix it"

Careful around tiny monsters, less the situation is reversed

>>46241645
Jokes on you, I dream of being sweatersnatched

>>46241562
And she's worried that Anon is going to treat her differently, so she tries to hide it.

>>46241645
Nah a friendly monster like miss dark mage or miss manticore wouldn’t shrink anyone

>You’re about to sign a demon’s marriage contract
>A beam of light breaks my ceiling
>Angel appears in front of her and yells
>”You mustn’t! If you have your way with her you’ll become just as evil as her! Instead fuck me, I will happily bear the brunt of your lust if it means keeping your good soul pure”
>Angel takes off her panties with the speed of holy light and bends over
>Demon is mad
>”Don’t listen to that prissy busybody, she doesn’t even have a marriage contract ready and probably only came down to spite me and get a quick fuck from you”
>Proceeds to present her blueberry colored ass to you
Which one do you pick anon?

>>46241922
>Demon asking for marriage
>Angel asking only for sex
Demon looks more well adjusted to me.

>>46241922
blueberry, naturally. i was about to sign her contract for good reasons nd no homewrecking angel will change that

>>46241922
The angel, duh.

>>46241922
>Demand the angel explain this particular demon's evil deeds and associations
>Renegotiate the contract
>Reassess my options
It's just business, nothing personal. Me taking advantage of the situation might turn the demon on, anyway.

What do you have to do for a MBI Shirohebi to be sent?

>>46242350
Nothing, I'm the good guy. They won't take le alive

>>46242350
Hit a CIA hellhound with your car.

>>46242350
i said that hebi are dorks and not yan enough for me

>>46242350
Smile at the cashier.

>>46241922
Gonna ask them to get on top of one another and then fuck them both.
It's a bold move, but I hope it will all work out.

>>46242350
I'm not letting her in without a warrant.

>>46242350
I stole a random Zombie at the street

>>46242409
You have to stick it inside one of them first, which means you have to decide either way.

>>46241315
This is what happens when Ushis keep going after 5'8" men. How will their womanlet progeny ever secure a mate now?

heh... giant spiders? haven't these dumb monsters heard of the square cube law?

>>46242441
Wrong
Their bodies and pussies pressed against one another, shove dick between the pussies and keep going until I cum.
Then have them fight over who made me cum.

>>46242461
wurm hasn't heard of the square cube law but she'd love to know so she can't break it as she's an upstanding citizen

>>46242427
That's not a crime, those are free. I have 15 zombies at home.

>>46242350
I run over a werecat

>>46242505
Ran*

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116554322
off-brand wendigo

>>46242505
Cat crimes are handed by someone else.

Teleporting sweaty chesh butt

>>46242505
Cat hate crimes are handled by someone else.

grab a malef by the tail and spin her around like a hammer throw

>>46242555
And call her gay.

>>46242555
I did that and her tail fell off. What should I do now?

>>46242567
Eat it. It's yummy.

Sick. Need neighbourhood stalker monster to take care of me.

please do not throw dragons. they might land on someone

>>46242595
It's like throwing a wedding bouquet.

>>46242595
I hope ome lands on me

>>46242595
those in glass houses should not throw wurms

>>46242595
That's not so bad as long as you aren't throwing wurms or jabberwocks.

>>46242324
>pushing advantages to renegotiate Demons contracts
>saying Demons would make good wives while they're within earshot
>telling Demons you're going to breed her with or without a contract
>promising Demon lolis you'll marry them when they grow up you did not specify whether it's by human or mamono standards, so you will be expected to deliver on this immediately

>>46242595
Dragons should fly, so if wurmy can't get her minotaur neighbour to throw her, then how else is wurmy supposed to fly?

>>46242640
she can shape her tail into a spring and keep jumping

>>46242632
>dummy thicc demon neet gets bred without contract HD NSFW

>>46242640
wurm skijump

>>46242640
She can jump good though.

>>46242662
Man, I wish I learned to jump good

>>46242555
>*ties you up.*
>*sucks your semen out with a silly straw.*
No sex for you. It's why she's called an evil dragon.

>>46242632
What can I say, I like push blueberry buttons.

>>46242669
and here i thought the evils of silly straws were contained to papillons

>>46242669
>silly straw
>just like those heart straws you always see in romance movies
even when they're evil, dragons can't stop being dorks

>>46242632
I also now wonder if devils get annoyed if they're confused with little demons or vice-versa.

Heh bluebies

going to call the small blueberry dork a zoombini

I'm gonna be very polite to Miss Malef and no one can stop me!

I find the idea of impregnating a machine and turning her into an automommy very arousing.

>>46242763
>You're very polite to Miss Malef.
>She reels in disgust.
>tfw tsundere monsters can't handle deredere rizz

eel the feel

>hag chesh teleports to me
>"Hey anon! I'm rizz! I'm gyatting and you will be my oomfy!"
>sits on face

>>46242763
>What a cute and well-mannered little mammal you are!

>>46242781
I want to cuddle up with a damp but warm eel so bad. Portals when?

>>46242668
You should befriend some Kakuens.

I want to go adventuring but acquire a bunch of shortstack partymembers.

>>46242817
apes together strong

I wish for hatter to make me an english breakfast

>>46242812
I mean, you can do that now--just buy a live eel and resist the urge to shove it up a horse's ass.

>>46242763
It's weird for there not to be a tsundere in a dragon relationship so I will have to do it since the malef won't

>>46242831
The eel won't be very happy to snuggle and I can't make any promises about where it ends up because it's an eel.

Rata-chan is on the case

>>46242819
Miss Gazer is good at magic and eating burgers. And she's all out of magic.

>>46242866
As expected of American monsters.
That being said, Geizah beams are strong, perhaps a burger cost is worth it.

>>46242847
>Dragon zombie
>Otohime
>Ryu
>Wurm
>Wyvern
Going by number of species, it's actually weird for dragons to be tsundere since most aren't at all or don't have the mental capacity. Maybe vanilla dragons, males, and wocks are just common enough to make everyone think all dragons are that way.

>>46241645
>adventuring with three fairies
>get along well but always decline their advances because they're too small
>White Mage levels up and says she's learned a new spell
>suddenly White Mage, Black Mage and Thief are all human sized
They always find a way to get you.

>>46242865
Imagine if she goes too far in anon's basement and trigger his explosive trap, losing both legs. Ahah would be really funny to see the half size rata squirming

do not let chesh cook.
if chesh says let her cook, do not let her cook.

>>46243107
Her shrooms à la crème where delicious, why are you lying anon? She's sad now you hurt her ego and confidence

>>46243119
It's just a pile of rage mushrooms covered in frosting, Anon. It's a TERRIBLE meal.

>>46243107
imma let her cook.
i bet it won't be rape

>>46243126
Wrong, it's healthy and make me really strong. You've gone too far with your insults, I'm going to push you in the groin now

id eat chesh's food of chesh's butt

>>46243137
https://twitter.com/bakemoron_/status/1763925128281514344?s=20
surprise

no more cooking for chesh

>>46243182
I have to work with that, it so tiresomes, I hate the demon lord and Eros, things were simpler in my orders distillery

>>46243174
Sushis on naked chesh? Would but it's my limit

I hate mis chesh

>>46243236
I'd lick the wasabi off her butt cheeks.

>>46242768
Remeber they don't have any of the necessary components at first, so you need to mod her into a breeding machine before being able to impregnate her.

What happens when Cheshire finds out there's a place in England called Cheshire.

>>46243107
I know British cooking is a meme but if chesh put this in front of you, you'd probably eat it.
https://www.kimbersfarmshop.co.uk/blog-admin/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/shutterstock_1166375041.jpg

>>46243279
damn no wonder wock and hatter are so curvy if they eat this for breakfast every day

>>46243279
toast holder kinda cursed

>>46243264
I would merely continue to try until it works

anon how about fuck that cute horse girl you meet yesterday in front of me

>>46243304
>Its actually just Kurohebi in a horse outfit.

multiclassing monsters are unstoppable

I'd eat miss hatter's muffins, if you know what i mean

>>46243348
I don't know what you mean.

>>46243348
i know what you mean

>>46243293
A bold strategy for sure.

>>46243348
do you mean eat miss hatter's muffins sexually or do you mean eat miss hatter's muffins non sexually?

>>46242847
Dragons are very weak to compliments. The easiest way to tame one is to learn how to stroke her ego.

>>46243364
how do you eat a muffin sexually?

>>46243379
having to convince a dragon her fat tail is a good thing

>>46243379
Dragons are such dorks that they will interpret just about anything as a compliment.
>You are such an arrogant cow = I am a monster who is confident in her achievements with a large rack
>Why don't you ever shut up? = I am verbose and articulate, able to command any conversation
>You are a smelly hag = He noticed my perfume and admires my superior age and wisdom

>>46243389
Wait, it isn't? I thought they let it get nice and plump so they could offer it to a potential husband to hug or use as a big pillow or something.

>>46243415
>Tsunderenon And Doragon
A match for the ages!

>>46243423
the important part would be in how you present it.
mentioning her fat tail versus something like the grandeur and majesty of her sizable tail

umm hebi bros?? might explain this?

>>46243482
english was a mistake

>>46243489
That's why IRL the only language I speak is FORTRAN.

>>46243500
how sensual

>>46243500
Perfect for mature Automatons.

>>46243511
I'mma TRANsform her FORmulas, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
Object-oriented programming is for ALPS.

>>46243240
Being chicky and putting wasabi on clit?

>>46243482
so does this have the annoying squeaky voice or the tumblr voice (I'm going to assume the scenario given is garbage)

>>46243569
What's the "tumblr voice"?
I think I know the annoying squeaky voice concept--most women who do lewd ASMR end up doing that because they don't actually get ASMR themselves. But I've never heard "tumblr voice" before.

>>46243482
The objectively best asmr vids are the ones with minimalist thumbnails with the video itself being a black screen

>>46243569
my deepest condolences to anyone with a fetish for that. a path of pain, for sure

>>46240315
It's pretty sad how Dungeon Meshi did Cait Sith better.

>>46243595
>path of pain
Buzzsaw erotic?

>>46243569
its the ssri emotionless roastie (i clicked and died of cringe)

>>46243585
It's hard to explain but basically its when someone sounds like your stereotypical Tumblr user and clearly can't VA, for me it's a "know it when you hear it" sort of thing

>>46243379
Message recieved. Stroking a dragon's reverse scale now

>>46243482
>tfw completely ruined by dangerousasmr and can't stand anyone else
I blame that anon on XCOM general for cursing me with knowledge

>>46243664
What if I electrically stimulate the reverse scale for a week straight?

>>46243665
>dangerous
shame she hasn't put out a really good scenario in like half a year

>>46243680
a plague of frogs upon whoever is paying for all the torture stuff, it's honestly ridiculous

alright asmr artists, what's the best MG stuff you've got?

>>46243719
Crescendo has a pretty great octopus ear cleaning series.

>>46243750
I didn't even know octopi HAD ears.

>>46243765
All it takes is a sprinkle of MAMONO MANA, a dream, and a loving nibble.

>>46243750
Octopus? But I only need ONE puss!

i will eat cheshires sweaty smelly stinky butthole

>>46243779
You will have eight wives, you will fuck all of them, and you will be happy.
-This message brought to you by the Sexy Equine Group for Singles

>>46243797
pucker up

>>46243809
Can I have one wife with 8 legs?

I will never cum in a dragon.

>>46243822
That's only seven vaginas, you need at least one more. Why not consider four horses instead?

>>46243822
sure

>>46243831
>t. father of 6 dragons

>>46243838
I have so many questions.

The werecat in my neighborhood keeps going on about Tom and Molly to me. I don't get it, is this like some kinda normie TV show that I don't know about?

Miss Mindflayer thinks she needs to flay my brain with her tentacles first to get me to love her, but how will she react when I come forward and hug her and tell her I love her anyway without needing to be flayed to begin with?

>>46243872
It's cute when Anons don't realize they've already been flayed.

>>46243862
It's a Tom and Jerry spin-off focusing on Tom finding love and the usual shenanigans, really popular with kids

>>46243877
don't talk about my sister-mother-wife-childhood friend like that

Life in the farm puckered up my life
A kiss of cow, the embrace of wife
Over there i stand underneath the marquee moo
Ruminating

Ate shogloaf and now I have diarrhea. Don't trust her. She says "this means it's working" and I'm just confused.

What colour does a red oni go when she blushes?
More red?
Is she always blushing?
Will she get offended if I ask about her skin?

>>46243895
That shit don't make sense. You'd think any shog log you plop into the shoglet would be perfectly formed smell of cinnamon and vanilla.

>>46243895
>Ate shogloaf and now I have diarrhea
That was a kikiloaf then. Shogfood is always delicious, nutritious and good for you.

>>46243923
don't just call her aka-oni or red oni.
be specific, that'll impress her.
call her a cinnabar oni, or an amaranth oni, or a carmine oni, or a barn oni.

>>46244014
>Fire engine oni
she'd kill me

>>46244014
>Barn oni
>"Well, howdy! Y'all got any sake?"

>>46244096
>Not moonshine
She'd look good in a farmer's outfit and straw hat though

stretching pyrow on the way, I'll try the Hilda ending pic after that

>>46244166
nice

>>46244166
Damn, I was hoping for a different kind of stretching

>>46244186
Well, you can always gape at the pic!

>>46244166
This is a familiar stretch, but to call it familiar is a stretch

>Have two Kikimora maids
>One is 8'3" and incredibly timid normally, but an insatiable beast in bed
>The other is 4'4" with a domineering personality that becomes meek and submissive in bed

>>46244209
I must choose 4'4" kiki because she's domineering socially.

>>46244166
Nice outfit, I wonder what kind of a Sabbath she could be from.

>>46244226
The Hot Topic Sabbath? I'd unironically join that Sabbath.

>>46244202
Now that's my kind of stretching, and man wouldn't that be nice with such a small Familiar? specially if it's broadcasted

I'm sleepy, am I allowed to take a nap?

>>46244263
take a kot instead

>>46244263
first you get the sheep, then you get the sleep

>>46244186
>>46244245
Nobody wants you in this conversation, or here in general.

>>46244166
>>46244245
Need loli monster

>>46243599
I must watch it soon.
>>46243719
>https://soundgasm.net/u/MareyT/FFFF4M-Drained-in-the-dungeon-while-seeking-the-light
>https://soundgasm.net/u/Pippits_GWA/F4MCat-Girl-Pharaoh-loves-your-cum-and-forces-you-to-make-more-for-herMean-FdomOverstimulationMonster-girlCatgirlThreatsPussy-WorshipAss-WorshipSweatScentFace-sittingTail-ChokingBlowjob69Cum-playOrgasms

Here you go. I like the pharaoh one the most.

>>46244275
Take both! Kots love naps.

>>46244263
No, you fool! That's when the nightmares get you!

>>46244283
best get to making some more then

I'm sick and tired of all these monsters being rapists. IT'S SO OLD AND PLAYED OUT. Get a new schtick already! It's not funny anymore!

>>46244355
Miss Ushi is now a therapist, then. She's got an office in the woods!

>>46244355
They should abandon sin, tie up their monster girl parts, and take a vow of chastity so the world isn't cursed with their spawn. And after all that then maybe they can be tolerated in human towns.

>>46244355
Have you considered turtles today?

>>46244355
Consider monsters that rely on seduction, including most lolis.

>>46244359
>therapist
>the rapist

>>46244404
COINCIDENCE!

>>46244355
it's pretty funny

>>46244416
beeg ushi tail

Monsters can't rape you if you rape them first.

No, Bogie, rape is not funny.

>>46244459
gonna brush the ushi tail

>>46244278
Yes, they do.

>>46244492
That's good! Having a nice, soft tail to brush can be very therapeutic. Miss Ushi is a VERY good therapist, after all.

I would not get raped by a Jinko because she'd politely invite me to bed and I'd agree because I have no reason to refuse.

>>46244527
This guy fucks tigers. I would too.

>>46244505
Wow! Miss Ushi is so wise!

>>46244489
it's a little funny

Maybe the trip to Zipangu was a bad idea

>>46244541
She has a gift!

>>46244580
I'm looking at Therapist

Guys my cow resist buff ran out, can someone reapply it?

>>46238234
If my family is going to be in attendance, then traditional is required

>>46244607
Talk to Ms. Holst, she knows a thing or two about those

NO BOGIE, RAPE IS NOT FUNNY. STOP MAKING RAPE JOKES.

>>46244580
Therapist, Ms. Ushi-Oni.

>>46244701
there's comedic elements

>>46244701
>he thinks it's a joke

>>46238234
Traditional for sure; I'd want a lady in the streets type anyway. I wouldn't be opposed to intentionally making the dress a smidgen sexy or a naughty secret like a removable skirt or something, but nothing visibly too raunchy. A girl to my usual tastes wouldn't need to slut it up to look hot anyway and I'd hate to get married to a woman that looks like a wedding-themed stripper. She can save that for the "consummation" and her friends/family would understand anyway.

The proper way to greet a lizard for the first is to walk up behind her and lift her tail

>>46244735
There is nothing funny about rape.

>>46244750
then why is she laughing so much?

Kikimora in a maid themed cheongsam with a slit that goes up to a bit above her waist?

>>46244778
Get drawing, bucko.

i bet ushi oni mooing sounds like a fog horn

>>46244778
And the slit shows that she's not wearing underwear

>>46244834
>hear foghorn through sea mist
>ship's bow comes into view
>there's a fucking huge spider leaning over the rail

>>46244863
Cute... Why are spiders always so adorable?

I don't want an annoying wife that yaps at me with a bunch of irrelevant nonsense I don't care about. I just want a mindless robot that will make me food and do chores for me that I can have sex with. That's why Automatons are perfect for me, I don't care about useless shit like "love" or affection or having kids, I just want quick passionless relief and service. I will get an Automaton that will just look at me monotonously and do whatever I say that can't get pregnant.

>>46244901
And here I was gonna say mge is perfect for you but you beat me to it.

>>46244901
ok

Dangerous predators, indeed.

>>46244901
Someone's going to be disappointed when she spontaneously grows a womb and gives you silent robot babies.

>>46244901
I get that this is a troll looking for (You)s, but man, you just sound so sad. I suspect at least a little of this is coming from a real place. I hope you find some human companionship IRL.

>>46244699
ANON YOU TRAIT-

>>46244970
Giving her tail a smooch to feel better after she hurts it on the stairs!

>>46244997
No, that is genuinely what I want, I don't want love or relationship, I just want a robot. I don't care about love or anything like that, I just want a robot that can't get pregnant which won't become overbearing on me, just something I can use when I want and have go back to work or get put up when I don't feel like it. Robots can't be wives anyway so it's ideal for me.

>>46244793
I can only draw stick figures.

How do I convince my wife to start wearing more clothing now that she’s pregnant?

>>46245156
I can’t show her to my parents looking like this.

Chimaeras make for the best wives. You can get a little bit of everything all in your same lovely wife! I fail to see the downside.

What mamono has a butthole with teeth in it? That's what I need--bite marks on my dick from anal.

I have Daemonophobia so if a Demon came near me I would get stressed out and begin hyperventilating and run away. I will NEVER summon or go near a Demon, I will NEVER sign one's contract and sell my soul to them, I will NEVER consort with Demons I will HATE them and be afraid of them.

when whill sweet baby make mge more accesible diverse and inclusive towards wider audience

>>46245283
Sandworm but you have to make yourself 100 feet tall. I pity anyone walking through the desert on that day.

>>46245298
But as a white person, I have no rhythm. And if I can't walk with rhythm, I can't attract the worm!

Ded

>>46245328
I assume that she's saying something in Korean about how she desires a tin can to snack on as a gote girl?

>>46245287
Eh, more demons for the rest of us.

a baby platypus is called a puggle

>>46245444
She's got her eye on you.
And that eye
And that eye
And that eye
And that eye

>>46245444
Big, troll-like hands.

Do men owe monsters sex?

>>46245476
No. If you don't want to have sex with a Monster you are allowed to tell them 'no'. They cannot legally force you to consent.

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>>46245297
>More accessible to a more diverse and wider audience
Hopefully fucking never because if it's one thing women and the alphabetti spaghetti mafia love to do is fucking seeing guys having fun without them and going out of their goddamned way to ruin it. Just like the cucks did last year. Just like they did when it was first printed in the US and they bitched because it's a literal escapist porn setting.

>>46245499
What a hot take nobody asked for.

Can jubjubs be corrected into not being horny?
Can I turn her into a snugglejub?

>What a hot take nobody aske-
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>AAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

>>46245497
jub.

>>46245535

>>46245549
>yfw KC takes down your dogshit unity asset flip that's less playable than a flappy bird and still refuses to draw you free Cait Shit
AAAAIIIIEEEEEE CARAMBA HELP ME GOKU

>>46245600
LMAO

I want a pair of pedipalps to camp around my waist

KEK THAT ONE PISSED HIM OFF HE SUMMONED HIS TRANITOR FRIENDS TO WIPE THE POSTS INSTANTLY!!!!!

>>46245632
Pedipalps? More like PediPLAPS.

The Falkland Islands? Still hasn't been conquered by Argshitina.

Spider cow
Spider cow
Does whatever a spider cow does
Can she swing, from a web?
No she can't, she's a cow
Look outtttt here comes the spider cow.

>>46245645
>Old farmer Anon's cows sure are weird.
>He's got that super strong spider one.
>The one that flies and shoots fire
>The one that keeps raising the dead.
>The one that wears the maid outfit.
>They're weird cows I tells yah.

>>46245672
>then there is the single holst
>she knows that she is the only cow and they know that she knows
>"cows" glare at holst everytime she tries to tell farmer anon the truth
>holst just wanted to live a normal farm life

>>46245693
>"Farmer Anon, why do you keep that cow?"
>"Her milk doesn't sell for as much, she doesn't do anything cool. Why haver her around?"
>'Well, she's cute. Do I need anymore reason than that?'
>Holst faints with joy in the field.

>Farmer anons
I've got a brand new combine holstaur
They gave me for free
Come on now let's listen to her moo
in perfect harmony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc