/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Shoggy always knows what I need

Well said, Shoggy.

I hate Shog. I would shoot Shog with my flamethrower if she came near me.

>>46222961
Malevelon Creek has fallen. Many Anons have fallen to and been raped by automaton girls... A moment of silence for all those brave Anons, please.

Shoggy thread here, no other maids need apply

>>46222954
Hebi-chan killed the thread. What did you do? I know one of you filthy manwhores did something.

>>46222983
Hey now, Shoggy could mentor a Taisui in ways of maid.

>>46223004
Hebi did nothing wrong (except make me fall in love)

Lightning resistance check

>>46222973
Had to come back for The Crushinator, didn't you?

>>46223022
100% resistance

I would not lose to a Kikimora. I would NOT LOSE to a MERE MAID who has never fought once in her whole life...

>>46223010
Hebi is a cute.

>>46223050
>loses to a mere maid

i want a shoggoth who insists on driving me around in an old-timey luxury car while wearing a chauffeur uniform
i would skip the maid part and marry such a shoggoth the moment i could afford the ring to propose with

Ohohoho!

>>46223067
I want to make a Holstaur and Hobgoblin princess compete in booby contests for my love then marry them both anyway.

What would the living quarters of an undead look like?
Succs and majin don't need any special arrangements. Lamias and centaurs would avoid stairs and need special chairs, mermaids want a house that's half-submerged etc. but what about a pad built specifically for an undead girl?

I have a very great friend in Dragonia named Mereus Lizardus

>>46223192
>Saddam Hussein at the bottom
Kek, what a comfy grave

>>46223195
What’s so funny about mereus lizardus?

>>46223192
its doesnt really matter, whats the worse than can happen, theyre already dead

>>46223222
Well it's a joke name captain.
Like Shotas Minimus or Saggius Soddus

>>46223192
Unless they're going full spooky haunted house theming they'll just live the same way they did before they died.

With some exceptions. Like I expect a zombies house to always be dusty and run down.

I'm a total weakling, the Order allowed me to join the army and be a soldier out of pity because I couldn't fit in anywhere else. I barely even know how to swing my own sword, all I'm good for is standing around and looking intimidating in all this armor. If a Monster ever tries to grab me I'm not even gong to put up a fight, I'll just surrender right then and there, I wouldn't be able to stand a chance anyway, I couldn't hurt a Devil Bug, I'm so weak...

>>46223452
>be weakling order soldier
>fight lizardman
>don't even take a swing at her and still somehow beat her and leave her on the ground in the yamcha pose

I don't want to go into monster territory
Monsters are scary

Monsters Eunt Domes

>migrate to dragonia
>become dragoon
>sho off sick jumping skills in basketball

>>46223534
People called Monsters they go to the house!?

>>46223544
excuse me this cow is latin I was promised an oriental bovine

>>46223452
It's for the best when you surrender willingly because then they will treat you more gently, especially if you're afraid of them and they can see it.

dwagons

>Get cornered by a dragon
>About to be mere'd
>Ask her to do anything in a tone that suggests she can't
>She can't resist the chance to show off
>Could say "I bet those wings aren't strong enough to lift you" and she'll give you a 3 hour airshow
>Could say "I won't marry just any person!" and she'll give you a 6 hour showcase of her treasures and family lineage
>Could say "you're just a beast!" and she'll regail you with a 12 hour (abridged) speech about dragons
>Just sneak off while she's lost in her own ego
Note this may not work on all dragons. Not tested on wurms, otohime or ryus.

Damn dragoncels

>>46223720
Why does this pic exist?
what does she get from drooling?

>>46223835
Anon drinking it.

>be master sculptor
chisel and carve statue of an ancient and respected heroine of the Order out of marble
>mfw some fucking lilim sneezes mana on it and my statue animates into a new type of pale marble golem
>mfw it starts drinking my beer and calling me "hubby"
Goddamn monsters RUINED my priceless work.
I will never forgive them for this....

>>46223835
She tarded

>>46223779
Ruin dragoncels by impregnating and leaving for work every morning to support your new family

>>46223835
Someone wrote a green about dragon drool mixed with alcohol that a dragon boss uses to date rape one of her workers.

>>46223848
Why did you carve your statue with such a big butt, dude?

>>46222961
>"Leave Settra to me! Imperishable!? More like PERISHABLE!"

>>46223882
Because uh, uh... t-the uh, the heroine had one according to the ancient tales. Yeah, t-that's why. It wasn't a personal addition or anything.

>>46223981
how about we just go out for some steak instead

>>46223835
What do you mean, "why does this pic exist?"
what a rude thing to say about such a majestic dragon.
prostrate and apologise.
go on.

>>46223997
>prostrate
She'd better keep those claws away from my prostate, I'm not into that kind of play.

>>46223981
Shoo ugly snek shoo

>>46224041
Mmmm I bet she has a scrumptious neck

We all agree that the best flavor of pharaoh is grape.

>>46224060
Sssssssssscertainly

Imagine being a grape

Would apophis be a good mom?
She seems a bit... overbearing

Imagine gaping a grape snake

>>46224089
Yes, and it's good for her mental well-being to ignore any Pharaohs and focus on raising her son.

>>46224128
>son dates a pharaoh

>>46224060
Wrong.

>>46222961
What are your thoughts on Frutiger Aero and it's whole general aesthetic and vibe and can it fit within MGE in the form of a different type of Demon Realm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNXMTdVB4YU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ostolucALTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTxdqXp3I04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j40IZfpeno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_T75kgWLkI
https://youtu.be/eTQ_zDaIOng?si=YQDOM9cdui8B_gEg
https://youtu.be/U1XMCrPEUWM?si=HvFD4fMNwMRoPIbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjR3b3lO63c&list=LL&index=2&pp=gAQBiAQB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fMmkDi1ZGw&list=LL&index=1&pp=gAQBiAQB

I'd imagine or headcanon Frutiger Aero is the theme and aesthetic of the Demon Realms (whole entire monster girl faction) when MGE reaches its modern 21st century or far future sci-fi era.

In addition, maybe the Royal Makai would be the early Y2K Techno-Utopian Futurism and or Frutiger Metro to be darker and contrast the much brighter and colorful Frutiger Aero standard:

https://youtu.be/D7Y7SX9QV0o?si=finChLibZbQN4YRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMeoeGGEimE&list=LL&index=5&pp=gAQBiAQB

>>46224144
You have posted this garbage already.

>>46224133
Welp, looks like her daughter-in-law needs to be graped then.
>>46224134
Do you prefer milk flavor?

The cows are evil

>>46223997
I do not bow

>>46224180
t. milkless goat

>>46224060
No

>>46224162
I am an ardent follower of Hathor so yes actually.
>>46224180
I can assure you they are in fact the least evil of all monster girls.

Where can one even find Bogeys?

My little sister is a reincarnation of an ancient evil.

>>46224144
WHF-kun, this kind of repetitive behavior is strongly indicative of being on autism spectrum.

>>46224133
Time to help her son influence the kingdom, and his pharaoh girlfriend (who'll inherit the kingdom from her mom) from the inside, in more ways than one. Political shenanigans, romantic comedy, and royal court drama ensues, in this new series "The Grape Adder", proudly produced by the Phantom Broadcasting Corporation!

>>46224221
You don't find a bogey, the bogeys find you.

>>46223192
I don't see why they would need special living arrangements, expect for a few. vampires having a fake blood "water" fountain, maybe zombies/jinshi having a lot of heated blankets.

>>46223720

I am not worthy of dating a Pharaoh.

I am worthy of doting a pharaoh.

>>46224146
>>46224227
The Warhammer anon? No, autistic? Sure, kinda when it comes to aesthetics and I guess I'm just such a nostalgia-fag for the good ol brighter and colorful aesthetics of the 2000s. As opposed to the more mechanical and corporate aesthetics and themes we see more often these days.

Maybe I do yearn for a kitsune with a colorful kimono or yukata or just a vanilla succubus or breadwinner demon wife as I live with a married life with either of the three mentioned in our cozy apartment in a frutiger Aero Green Mamono Realm.

I can beat the shit out of a pharaoh

I want to ruin a monsters abs with my cooking, not even a fetish thing. It's just nice seeing the alpha predator muscle monsters reduced to chubby fatass borger lovers
Making a manticore a mere housecat

I am Werther's Original of doting a pharaoh.

>>46224273
>not even a fetish thing

Im go on a great adventure with my trusty female knight friend and my nerdy mage friend
together we will rade dungeons, slay the foulest of beasts and live the high life from all the gold
It helps I got this map gorm a eager white haird lady...

>>46222961
Have you done your part, Imperial Citizen?

I want to a be a father to kunoichi!

>>46223192
Zombie dorms are never allowed to have a garden, not since the undead vs alarune war of 20XX.

>>46224333
A robot girl prisoner of war is cleaning my room, as punishment for being an enemy.
I'm doing my part!

I will fatten up the 'wock and she wouldn't even know what hit her
She just thought that having your human feed you 6 burgers for breakfast is normal thing

Foxes and wans are instantly defeated by burgers

>>46224359
>The coping over the loss of Malevelon Creek has begun
It begins. Total robot girl domination will happen.

>>46224310
Please no anon, I can't have that fetish! I don't want to be claimed by a /d/ tier wock! Please, anything but that!

>>46222961

>>46224491
Why aren't her clothes and pom poms made out of shog??

>>46224503
How do you know they're not?

>>46222961
Shoggy!

>>46224513
Shogs can only make purple things

>>46224491
shoggy is ever so supportive

>>46224533
Amateur Shogs maybe.

I am not worthy of dating a Wight, Pharaoh, Vampire, Creeping Coin, Lilim, Dragon or any kind of rick and powerful monster. I'm just ugly, impoverished scum in bad health who only deserves a Devil Bug or Large Mouse of similar disposition.

>>46224567
You're getting a rich Devil Bug princess.

>>46224459
what is this whole malevelon creek meme? Is it some event from a videogame or something?

Claustrophyte getting past guidelines thanks to her inverted nipples?

>>46224586
Helldivers 2, as usual some tourist acts like this is /v/ or some shit.

>>46224579
there's a "turkish embassy" joke in there but i'm bad at formulating jokes

>>46224567
>You are indeed a lower life form but I shall allow you the honor of my presence. Also, It is your duty to obey your superiors so I am ordering you to date me.

>>46224597
Is it okay if I just call her Maneater. I must be to dumb or uncultured to pronounce "Claustrophyte" constantly.

>>46224567
Meanwhile at Miss Wight's (or any rich monster's) house
>"I'm so lonely, I can't stand it! If only I could find some poor, homeless, starving human man down on his luck to rescue and take in and feed until he's back in good health so I could make him into my ideal, nice husband who knows true humility by coming from nothing..."

>>46224483
It's ok I can take her from you

>>46224612
i prefer "Venus Man-trap" because her design is based on a venus flytrap and we're not flies, we're men, that get trapped in the girl plant.

>>46224643
Speak for yourself man

Do not eat that bread, it is made of shog

>>46224716
Guess the only other option is to fuck it.

What if I treat my Shog like garbage and constantly tell her I despise her and refuse to eat her food and be suspicious of her all the time since she's an eldritch monster and I wanted a Kiki instead?

>>46224716
This is why one does not teleport bread.

>>46224716
Shog bread (or other foods) is good and good for you.

>>46224807
She will fix you by calling her close friend Mindflayer over.

>little sister calls her friends over for a group study
>her pyrow bff arrives first
>walks in on me playing Just Dance
>makes fun of my moves
>challenge her to a dance off
>win
>make fun of her for her low score
>challenges me to a rematch
>session slowly goes from a competition to extremely fun times where we just dance the day away singing and smiling
>she flunks her test the next day
>both she and my.sister say it's my fault and I need to take responsibility

>>46224658
There's only one monster I'd accept be called "her little fly" from and it's not from refurbished murder plants

>>46224716
>it is made of shog
Thats exactly why im going to eat it!

>>46223192
Incorporeal types probably save on heating bills and don't care it's cold.
Corporeal types want to be warm and comfy, plenty of blankets and pillows around.
High class types like Vampires and Wights probably want a fancy house and traditional decor.
Liches probably prefer a spartan place like a basement that can be used as a magic and alchemy laboratory, despite being influential and being able to afford much better.
Ochis likely enjoy a traditional Not-Japan style place.

Do shogs sleep or do they just pretend? I feel like they wouldn't have the need for sleep, unlike my wife dormouse

>It's not a phase, Mom!

>>46224824
How many times do I have to tell her to stop putting eyes in the food? That shog jelly looks delicious though.

How to spot a liar.

>>46225045
What the hell?

>>46225097
Adequate bust

>>46225097
I hearby decree that all servants of mine must possess a chest like this.
In other news, we will be lowering the taxes on bras.

>>46225097
melons

>>46225097
Daughter standing above her mother.

>>46224597
>>46224612
>>46224643
The problem with the Maneater naming conventions is they sound too goddamned pseudoscientific. Venus Man-Trap works better for Claustrophyte and Man-Pitcher works better for Saccophyte IMO.

Otherwise just going to resort to calling them Carnivine and Victreebell because we already have Horsea next and Amarouge.

>>46225142
sounds like a you problem

Saccophyte sounds like a tyranid

>>46225078
The Remi

>>46225142
Presumably the average person just calls them all man eaters. It's more the scholarly types that use the precise names.

>>46225045

>>46225148
Fair, but Claustrophyte/Saccophyte hardly roll of the tongue and that's the crux of the issue for me.

>>46225165
All plants look the same.

>>46225097

I hate religion. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm gonna go the nearest church and tell all the Angels there that they're idiots and their religion is dumb and fake, I'm gonna go around bashing all the gods of every religion right at their own churches and then I'm gonna go home to blog about it and how cool I was doing it!

>>46225349

>>46225349
Yes anon, go and cum your soul out in mamono. nothing bad will come of it. You aren't using it anyway.

Dude, milkweed, LMAO

>>46225427
She is were all the milkweed disappeared to

>>46225427
Fatter.

>>46225349
Start with a Hel church and go harass Hel's angles.

>>46225523
Amazing, artist name?

>>46225523
AI slop.

>>46225523
Abominable intelligence gem

>>46225531
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/98987172

>>46225490
Greenworms HATE her! No they don't, they simply CONSUME elsewhere. There is no hate in a greenworm's heart, only hunger.

I don't want healthy husband wife relationship
I want a mom

>>46225718
I want a healthy adult man damn female kid relationship

>>46225718

>>46225743
This kid is 3000 years old

>>46225718
Do you know why?

>>46225774
Yes

>Monster finds abandoned human baby
>Attempts to raise him in a healthy way so he'll love a girl his own age
>Freud.bat activates
>She fails
>She heart pupils
Instant New Mon Times best seller.

If I cry loud enough a hag will break into my home to check on me

I've got to get something off my chest...
It's my wife's tail help she's constricting me

>>46225792
>Mon Times
I've heard it's owned by Danukis. You should only read trustworthy sources like The Kiki Stormers

>>46225848
>my wife
>help

>>46225848
Maybe don't be the perfect little space heater next time?

>>46225848
You need to learn the warm rock substitution jutsu. Also, to stop squirming so adorably.

I am a proud human being.
I will not be reduced to some snake's hotwater bottle.

I just want to live my life in peace in the nice countryside working my quaint small time job running a deli and doing my favorite hobbies such as fishing and assembling model sets but this snooty rich Elf keeps coming by, showing as much cleavage as she can off and berating my humble life style and talking about how I'd be so much happier if I were to marry rich Elf like her and be a boytoy. She always storms off because I just tell her to leave and then ignore her and go back to whatever I'm doing but she'll be back, she always comes back just to bother me. Why are Elves so obsessed with us humans? Don't they have their asshole own knife-ear men to date? Just leave us humans alone you fucking pixies.

>>46223848
>some fucking lilim sneezes mana on it and my statue animates into a new type of pale marble golem

The ability to create a tsukumogami out of anything is an interesting concept. Like, how would something as disposable and mundane as the bottle of Fanta I'm currently drinking react to suddenly gaining sentience? Happy that I'm enjoying its sugary juice? Scared that just a second ago I was basically sucking out its insides like a malfunctioning pool drain? Confused as to why life was bestowed upon a plastic soda bottle?

>>46225718
>>46225743
I want a healthy adult man big sister lolibaba/full grown relationship.

>>46225921
>becomes a pharaoh's hotwater bottle

>>46225921
That's not true, Anon! You're a beloved warm semen dispenser

>>46225937
>YFW forever plastics
>Microscopic waifu everywhere
Oh no...

Anon and Big Sis Hellwan are having a new sister soon.

https://litter.catbox.moe/wmzdyp.jpg

>>46225960
Yeah, kinda forgot about the whole microplastics thing.

If you think getting mind flayed is bad then just wait unt-MAMONOINMYBLOODMAMONOINMYBRAINGETTHEMOUTGETTHEMOUTGETTHEMOUT

>>46225960
>Anon! You're a beloved warm semen dispenser
I can see why some anons hate femdomfag and go into HFY pipeline

>>46225960
>Anon! You're a beloved warm semen dispenser
I can see why some anons go into femdomfag pipeline and hate HFY

Maybe...
Maybe I am a bedwarmer...

I can see

>>46226028
All she has to do is fondle my balls with her soft beans and I go spurt spurt into her mouth.
No thoughts. No more thinking. Just pew pew.
Then I sit and play video games until I have to make sure she comes back from breadwinning to a warm meal.

I'm okay with just being a manapump and nothing else in life, I'm pretty worthless anyway, there's not much point in me even living.

>>46226034
>Mommyfomfag speak like a 5 years old
Kek

any good monsters for mommyfom?

>>46226060
>Mommyfomfag speak like a 5 years old
Ms. Haku is going to be real upset.

Mommymofu

>>46226046
I can see why women may not like it, but the housewife route isn't all bad. At least until the babies happen and you have your own personal hell for 10+ hours a day. Monster children might be less unruly, but I doubt it.

A man in his thirties, thrashing on the floor and crying for "mommy milkies" and tendies isn't normal, but on mamonomana, it is.
Say yes to cross-dimensional immigration.

I wish that we could talk about young mamono in the prime of their life, looking for adventure and experiences trying to find their place in the world sometimes, instead of aged sedentary hags or unruly bratty children.

>>46226107
Yeah it's funny how someone holds a gun to your head and prevents you from doing exactly that.

>>46226114
He's kinda right though, people only talk about and regurgitate the same shit here over and over every day, it's a daily cycle.

>>46226114
It's me
You either go hag or loli no in between

I can't help that I like old monsters

Hag and loli, two terms for the same thing
Gabage

>>46226143
I don't speak Italian, what's Gabage?

>>46226158
Gabage, gabago! Fogedaboudid, Tony!

>>46226158
No no, he is saying 'garbage', he's just saying it in bostonian accent, "gahbage".

>>46226128
It's pretty hard to foster headcanons when any attempt to do so will generally have somebody pop in to remind you that demon mana already has a solution to it because it''s a wish fulfillment setting.
And if you go the other way and just talk about sex you get accused of ruining the wholesome sex fiends.

>>46226175
>And if you go the other way and just talk about sex you get accused of ruining the wholesome sex fiends.
There's sex talk about snakes, pharaohs, and maids itt. Stop making things up to get angry about

>>46226175
None of that is true.

>>46226226
You're saying I could make up a greentext about a succubus going on an adventure right now, learning about herself and meeting a host of different men as she looks for love and nobody would care?
Not even when she meets up with a cheshire that teaches her how to kiss properly before inviting her on a girls night out?

>>46226175
What does any of that have to do with talking about young adult monsters going on journeys looking for men? We know that is what a very large number of them do in the setting.

>>46226220
If you can't talk about grandma on grandson televised sport gaping without someone saying it's gross then can you really talk about it at all?

That DMCA really hit hard didn't it?

>>46226264
He's assmad that the thread yelled at him about something and is making up random hypotheticals, just ignore it.

>>46226267
What’s Athena planning in the back? She’s not in Pallas form with her tentacles is she? Am I going to have to match colors and towers and move exactly 9 yalms or explode?

>>46226254

>>46226290
Something even worse

Censoring

>>46226269
Yes that is what we love here.

>>46226290
You need to make puddles of goo.

>he's soon up to 15 months of constant seething and counting
Reminder he was here yelling at a half empty thread even on christmas and new years eve

>>46226269
Yeah you can. Now fuck off /d/tard

>>46226330
He just seethes whenever KC puts out a new girl, mick hasnt had a chance to doompost in months since Malef hit kuro
it's taking a harsh toll on his sanity, that's for sure

I will NOT fall for the manticore propaganda, they are vicious maneaters who wont even deny it themselves.

>>46226346
That was sarcasm, anon

>>46226359
Fuck you guys are annoying. Why not go back to whatever hellhole you came from?

Bloob breach

>>46226170
You want to hear about compromise? 20 years in the snake pit. I wanted to fuck a grilled cheese, I compromised, I jacked off onto snake tits.

>>46226404
Finally, some real content.

>>46226394
It's no surprise your ass started bleeding again after KC released saccophyte. Fuck off mick

>>46226456
You want a new game update?
Okay, but it's rough right now, but seems to work in the basics.
I'll add a zombie girl too, I think.
https://files.catbox.moe/wl150u.webm

What were your top 3 most favorite mgs during your childhood?

>>46226476
Childhood? Uhh, Mike's girlfriend in Monsters Inc? Eris from Sinbad if she counts, and she should. Maleficent.

>>46226269
I would watch that

>>46226476
That cat officer from treasure planet if that counts as an mg

>>46226175
Literally nobody cares so long as it's readable and it isn't fucking cringe. Go take a Midol.

>>46226476
Angewomon made two of them.

>>46226474
huh at this rate, you might have a functional demo and be on KC's level after the next ten years! Hopefully itch will take your wireframe code more seriously next time lol

Never lose to mere mutts, friends! Even if they're strong, you're clever enough to get away safely, right?

>>46226506
It doesn't but good taste notheless

>>46226517
Ruined

>>46226549
Dogs are scared of fire

Fuckit
dragon food

>>46226549
I don't see it as "losing" as much as "recruiting to the party"

>>46226623
Oh no, not this weird fox again.

>>46226609
I'd this the anti christ?

>>46226456
It's just as easy to ignore the assmad argie over indulging his fatherless attention seeking, you know.

>>46226658
And she brought her little sister along too.

>>46226708
How is that allowed?

>>46226549
Huh? The big mutt says I'm already safe so long as I give her head scratches and food, she's even volunteering to be my personal bodyguard 24/7, I don't see what's so dangerous about that.

>>46226744
Fox law.

>>46226767
But we arent in Fox land, Fox law should have no jurisdiction here!

>>46225754
>This kid is 3000 years old
You best be careful, misjudging the ages of long-lived monsters is a common mistake. You might be thinking you're approaching an ancient lolibaba Pharaoh, but end up with a wife young enough to be your daughter.

>>46226883
>but end up with a wife young enough to be your daughter.
age gap romance is hot

stay away from the mountain tengu

>>46226883
these sorts of arranged marriages are common among royalty

you can pet the cow

I lied to Miss Hebi and said I already have a wife and she's just out of town, but I don't think she's buying it. Anyone got a good Plan B to get a hebi off your tail?

>>46226978
Hire a mongoose girl as a bodyguard.

>>46226963
Don't know if I could resist a land of shortstacks.

>>46226978
Heres a shotgun, gonna need it for the type of wedding you are about to have. Your best bet is to find an aggressive species like a hellhound or manticore and egg them into raping you
You are now safe from the snek and also have a strong protective wife

So lets see, we have Blue Archive, Ark Knights, BGF, and FGO alongside Akagi.
Also, Raita needs to fix the waists, these girls are in dire need of a sammich.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Uterus Cannon.

>>46226476
Guess I was still a teen when I first discovered MGE, my favorites were probably hellhound, raiju, and sandworm. I don’t have as much of an opinion on hellhounds these days, but the latter two are still fairly high on my list.

anon you've been browsing for hours. please buy something.

>>46227102
>Why does she like Richard Nixon?

>>46227137
Because what I want is priceless.

>>46227096
>the Uterus Cannon.
Is that like the Jar Cannon from Elden Ring?
>>46227137
I'll buy one (1) Tanuki.

>>46227137
I'll buy that cool leaf on her head!

>>46226931
And with monsters you don't even always need to be royalty yourself, something like a chance encounter or the queen consulting oracles might result in you being wed to a big booty loli princess.

>>46226326
Oh no, I didn’t study for the puddles of goo mechanic!

Desert kingdoms > winter realms

>>46227279
Look how great those Apophis milkers are, no support at all yet they stay firm and in place meanwhile that Pharaoh needs heavy support to avoid sagginess

>>46227279
Yeah? Miss Whitehorn gives me free hot chocolate after a hard day's work. How can the desert dwellers compete with that?

>>46227279
Winter realms have girls that are as good as the desert ones.

>>46226543
>rpgmaker game
kek. Call me when update number 1 comes out.

>>46227304
The desert has hot chocolate all right.

>>46227279
One's too hot, the other one is too cold. I just want to live somewhere where the weather isn't trying to kill me.

>>46227137
>>46227137
im looking for wyrm milk

I’m gonna stuff a krampus in my sack and see how she likes it

>>46227047
Variety is good.

BIG BEEFY HOUNDS

>>46227622
Yes.

>>46227137
Joke's on her, I'm just here because I like the shop's theme music that plays in the background.

>>46227615
Barring FGO and now BA, I wouldn't call it 'variety' if I can pick them out.
Hell, Akagi is probably the most spammed fox in existence.

>>46227622
Needs more bulk but a fine dog.

>>46227671
Those shoulders are wider than those hips.

>>46227676
She needs beef.
Its a /fit/ hound, I'm looking for a muscled hound.
Still a good pic.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53945491?view_adult=true
They were no femdom, you lied to me. It was an excellent story and I even read the smut part, something I almost never do. Thanks

Don't worry, she's an axolotl, she can grow it back

>Hey, you live in Anonymous Proxy too?
>Wanna come hang out?

>>46227726
>kraken wife loses a tentacle while she was messing with an order ship
>acts like it's the end of the world
>dote on her and do everything you can to make her comfortable and support her
>find out in a month when it starts to grow back that she just wanted you to spoil her

>>46227744
>find out that someone has been using your picture to catfish hags on the internet when one of them shows up at your door and demands something in exchange for all the money she's been sending you

>>46227726
Get an ushi culinary student

>>46226107
To talk about the adventures of a young catsith working her way up from just an out of place kitten working as her moms secretary to the head honcho organizing the rape of hundreds of men.
If only we could anon, if only we could.

>>46227096
Isn't this the same guy who drew himself getting married to a Sea Bishop? The artstyle looks familiar.

>>46227451
This guy does tails so well why does he have to be a degenerate weirdo

>>46223997
>prostrate
i only bow to Allah/God

>>46227890
He did a few MGE pieces.

>>46227137
I guess I'll buy another 1911.

Rate my harem
>p’orc
>arachne

>>46228063
>p’orc
Haram

>>46228063
Pretty good. Now rate mine
>Baphomet

>>46228076
far too tainted to be worth talking about at this point.

>>46228081
How are baphomets tainted

>>46227973
Yep, that's the one.

Just a random thing I noticed, the way here face is drawn reminds me a lot of Princess Peach.

>>46227890
>>46227973
The lipstick really makes them

Splishity splash. Get in the sack.

>>46228163
I refuse the plant shower.

The Oomukade vtuber is live.

>>46228110
For me personally, if I'm already familiar with the artist I can usually immediately tell who drew something by looking at the way the eyes are drawn, Danganronpa being a good example.

Also, I'd like to imagine drinking Shog juice immediately gives you every non-lethal debuff in the MGE universe at once.

>>46228163
This is at least the second thread you've ritualposted this.

Werewolves
of
London

>>46228176
There's an oomukade vtuber?

>>46222961
Here is your demon lord Lilith. (Shinmagami Tensei art apparently)

>>46228163
The best sleeping bag.

>>46228216
>Awooooo~

>>46228228
>Shinmagami

>>46228226
NaiyoSpede on twitch.

>>46228226
No anon. It's just a centipede girl, not an Oomukade specifically

>>46228176
There is a board for vtubers.

>>46228261
Last night I learned that oomukade is just Japanese for "giant centipede".

>>46228269
Don't make link the hololive thread on this board that goes to 1000 posts in like an hour.

*make me

Don't look at the little box in your pocket. It has demons in it

>>46228272
So? I'm not speaking japanese am i.

which mg to reduce application risk at scale?

this mg might kill you

why no one talking about candlege--

>>46228237
It's a $500 fine for awoooing in public

>>46228345
Cops stopped showing up to dog bars

>>46228130
Do foxes have to devote themselves to the path of magic in order to grow more tails?

>>46228473
Himari is a cat you fluffbrained fool.

You know why my girlfriend is so delicious?
She's dry aged

lights mgs, medium mgs, heavy mgs or super heavy mgs?

Miss Ushi, do not rape me, PLEASE.
Since I asked nicely, you cannot do it.

>>46228513
>That's the spirit!

>>46228513
"Miss Ushi! I will take the raping on that Anon's behalf! On EVERY Anon's behalf!"

There's some fucking Owl outside your window every night staring at you and hooting loudly.

What do?

>>46228635
mating press

>>46228635
Apply face to neck fluff

How am I supposed to resist mob faced monsters?

>>46228513
>Since I asked nicely, you cannot do it.
You poor naive fool.

>>46228728
"Noooooooooo! My Ushi Rapings!"

>>46228635
I close the curtains

>>46228733
Cock can't beat the pussy. Nothing can.

if you asked your mg for a snack what would she give you?

>>46228771
Yes anon, every single mg will give you one and the same thing.

>>46228771
Hound butt.

>>46228784
Slim Jims?

>>46228771
fairy bread

succ...
succ.
what does it mean?
im at my wits end, it is a start with no end. an introduction with no conclusion. a prologue with no finale! what does succ mean?! where does succ go?!

fox inspector

>>46224223
assuming no incest this could be a fun story, ancient evil or not brother anon is responsible for making sure she gets her homework done and that she stays out of trouble.

Magic using Anons belong to single digit INT warriors.

>>46228862
Hey! That isn't true! Wurmy has at least three digits on her claw!

>>46228862
I would never show my face at the wizard club again if I lost to some meathead who only knows how to use a big stick. How embarassing

>>46228862
She's not dumb, just low WIS from age penalties.

>>46228861
But incest is the best

>>46228862
Yes. Let grugina smash my brains in whenever I try to do the fancy learnings to escape her.

>>46228862
>warrior guild leader is passing out 100% spell resist talismans to everyone who completes the intro quest

>>46228874
>makes ward save
>grapples you
What now, nerd?

>>46228955
There surely must be a way to demagic someone forever and bring them back to their proper role as a cum pump/househusband

>>46228972
Sounds like a bleak, empty life.

>>46228988
Maybe forever was too harsh a word but use your imagination, goddamn.

>>46228988
It doesn't have to be.

>>46228972
No warrior would pass up being able to have battlemage kids. Your wife is going to search for ancient relics and books to juice you to the point where your daughters can get a full scholarship to adventuring school.

>>46229013
already got a life without magic
would not recommend

Tell me about... de mon.

>>46228955
Do people seriously go into battle without a spell for slipping through a grapple?

>>46229013
It is if you are forced to give up on all your skills and to live a life as a mere sexual object. It might sound like a dream for some, but not me.

>>46229038
>slather myself with eel oil before fighting an amazon
>whittle her into submission with a hundred mana shots while I squirt out of her arms whenever she grabs me

>>46229052
>>whittle her into submission with a hundred mana shots
Sounds like she's the one winning.

Mouse love is pure

What monster is most like wurm from monster girl series monster girl encyclopedia volume 2 known for her carnivorous appatite and ferocious yet simple and meek disposition?

>>46229067
greenworm

>>46229067
wurm would never eat a carnivorous rock