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She spies with her little eyes something that...!

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>> No.46209691
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I want a Baphomet, Chimera, Dragon, Dragon Zombie, Inari, Youko, Hellhound, High Orc, Demilich, Lilim, Manticore, Nurarihyon, Ocelomeh, Pharaoh, Sphinx, Titania, Wight, Wyvern, and Zap Weasel to dom me.

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>> No.46209706

>>46209691
anon how are you going to be dommed by 19 different women
there aren't even enough hours in the day

>> No.46209708

>>46209691
You couldn't even handle a lvl 1 slime, even less a 19 member harem of thirsty, powerful mamono.

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The ass that ended empires

>> No.46209726

>>46209706
Many of them have godlike powers, so doing what Zeus did in the Oddysey for Odessyus and his wife during their reunion should be no great feat for them.
>>46209708
That will not stop me, my mind and dick are determined, and the flesh and spirit are willing.

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God I want a smug yet desperate vampire hooker who’ll let me pay for sex with my blood

>> No.46209740

>>46209666
Personally I would love to dress MG Draugrs in bunnysuits, cowprint bikini and thongs

>> No.46209743

Who would win you over
Some sweet hag like holst troll or bogey that pamper you and take care of you
Or an muscular tomboy like hellpup raiju or minotaur that will forcibly make you get your shit together

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When going to Dragonia there is a not insignificant chance that your drinks will contain dragon fluids and it might not be milk.

>> No.46209755

>>46209743
the former
i need someone to come home to yo so i can relax

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>> No.46209805

>>46209743
The first option obviously

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>> No.46209836

Yooo, the other plant girl got released, as the post now says "High-resolution version"!

>> No.46209868

>>46209804
Rabbits shouldn't be this scary

>> No.46209897

>>46209868
it'd help if there was a bag over her face

>> No.46209952

>>46209836
Dont care though.

>> No.46209957

>>46209952
you care more deeply than any of us ever will

>> No.46209959

>>46209952
Cared enough to type a reply and solve a captcha :)

>> No.46209964

>>46209836
What? Where?

>> No.46209984

>>46209964
Literally says so on the Patreon

>> No.46209989
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>>46209959
I also care enough to post images of monster girls. There is even new harpy art.

>> No.46209999

>>46209984
I don't have his patreon. Also, wasn't she released already? Weren't we on the Kelpie already?

>> No.46210007

>>46209952
Ofc you care, stop lying anon, unless you got literal shit taste as those new plant girls are top-tier girls.

>> No.46210008

>>46209999
2 plants girls + kelpie

>> No.46210011

>>46210008
Now you are just confusing me even more.

>> No.46210016

>>46209999
There're two man-eater plants, a second one was made before the soggy centaur, called a Saccophyte

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>> No.46210025

>>46210011
Instead of beating around the bush with whatever faggot you are probably arguing with I'll put in my two cents that unless the romananian instantly posted the profile here like it's his fucking job then KC probably just uploaded images in a patreon post.

>> No.46210028

>>46210016
Well yeah, but i was under the impression it had been already released for the patreon. What is this rerelease?

>> No.46210043

https://twitter.com/tet74949126/status/1762122092705947865?s=20
ms march hare making a silly face

>> No.46210070

>>46210007
Post it here or it's irrelevant.

>> No.46210077

>notice a pack of canine girls living in the woods behind my house
>they're all super skinny
>can see the ribs on the Kobold and Hellhound
>find them gnawing on some charred rabbit one night
>make them some Spam and eggs because I feel bad for them
>wake up the next day and find that they've moved in
>they stare at me without blinking as I open the pantry
>put my hand on a can of Spam
>tails begin wagging
>remove hand
>tails cease wagging
>hand on Spam
>wagging
>off Spam
>not wagging

Cute. I think I'll adopt them. Do I just get them regular dog food or do I have to feed them people food? Not sure it's ethical to adopt some stray dogs that look like people though. Will they bathe themselves or do I have to give them baths?

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>> No.46210099

>>46210077
Well, you are the leader of the pack, so you get to decide what they eat, and if they walk around in your house letting their stink permeate every room. I trust you will make the right choice.

>> No.46210145

>>46210099
I tried to lead them into the bathroom but they all broke and fled in horror when they saw the bathtub. I managed to grab the Kobold though. Guess I'll give her a bath, reward her with some cheese and see if that convinces the other girls that bath time isn't scary.

>> No.46210151

>>46210077
>hellhound not raping you on the spot
Fake story

>> No.46210161

>>46209735
>First thought: that sounds like an easy way to get AIDS
>Second thought: imagine a virgin hooker selling herself for food being smug
I'm sure they could manage, but this is sad and funny more than anything.

>>46209746
>"Dragonia tea, made with only the purest of liquids read: dragon drool!"
>"Oh, you have special water or something?"
>"Water? The stuff in toilets? Gross."

>> No.46210174

>>46209897
>monster with burlap mask over her face
>less scary

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>> No.46210178

>>46210070
yeah... why don't someone post it here already?? It's no longer be considered a leak now that it's not dm-exclusive anymore

>> No.46210182

>>46209743
Both, at the same time

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>>46209804
I love viera.

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Which way, Order man?

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>>46210151
They can't all be like that, anon. You're just generalizing. I'm going to go up to one and just be nice and you'll see.

>> No.46210289

>>46210151
There have been too many outsiders that derail the thread when stuff like rape or sex gets mentioned, we have to thread carefully

>> No.46210298

>>46210289
We are reaching new levels now
>there is no rape
>there is no sex
>there is only addiction to handholding

>> No.46210311

>>46210298
guys only want one thing and it's somewhat wholesome

>> No.46210326

>>46210246
All wans are rapists (awar)

>> No.46210339

>>46210289
Meanwhile in reality
>thread talks about sex all the time
>doesn't cause a shitstorm (gee I wonder why, must be an unsolvable mystery)

>> No.46210342

What if Stacy anubis and virgin hellhound

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>>46210326
she wouldn't
...right?

>> No.46210360

>>46210339
I dunno anon. Maybe we could have sex with monster girls. but maybe it would be better for everyone if we limited ourselves to scratching them behind the ears.

>> No.46210364

all monsters speak in a funny accent and butcher the english language

>> No.46210374

Do you think a MGE version of the Harlot of Babylon's dragon will be like a second girl, a transformed hubby, or whatever the frick a Pharaoh's cobra is supposed to be?

>> No.46210393

>>46210326
And that's a good thing

>> No.46210401

I'm going to sit down in my boss' chair buck naked and order her to get sucking when she comes back from her meeting. That damn stuck up virgin Lim won't be able to control herself and then I'll be able to blackmail her into letting me 'work' from home and still get paid full time.

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I love Pharaohs!

>> No.46210453

>>46210438
Only with snake tails

>> No.46210493

>>46210236
Lefts posture is weak, frail, inward, useless jewelry littered around her body
Rights posture is strong, bold, expressive, actual useful armor on her plus bigger tits
The decision is clear.

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Mushrooms soup mushrooms soup mushrooms soup mushrooms soup

>> No.46210521

>>46210512
I think that cat likes mushroom soup

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>>46210401
Well my boss banned pants and shirts in the office, I have to go around just wearing my trunks and all girls are only allowed to wear cowprint bikinis or later thigh highs, pantyhose and fishnets are also allowed to them as part of the uniform

>> No.46210575

>>46210554
! !

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>> No.46210578

>>46210554
I'd just wear a scottish skirt to work

>> No.46210583

>>46210521
Mushroom soups are delicious and healthy, I love shrooms they're tasty especially roasted or in sauce with venaison. Wonderland with their giant shrooms would be amazing

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>>46210453
Disgusting.

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>> No.46210608

New girl dropped, called a "Candlegeist"! Any Patrons know if she's a top-tier like the Krampus and maneater plants or mid?

>> No.46210618

>>46210594
post monster girls or go away

>> No.46210619

Pregnant monster girls! Make monster girls pregnant! Impregnate them! Swollen pregnant monster girl bellies! Happy and healthy monster girl daughterus! Happy and doting monster girl mommas! PERGANANTE MONSTAH GORLS!

>> No.46210632

>>46210618
That's a pharaoh.

>> No.46210635

>>46210608
melty

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>> No.46210641

>>46210618
What are pharaohs? Women in bandages.

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>>46210618
Here's another monster girl for you

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There's something about being rode and sucked all night, fading in and out of consciousness to plapping and moaning sounds, dick diamond hard not letting up for a single second, mind melting and only being able to say "I love you" to your goddess, that just feels so right. It's hell, yet, it's heaven.

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>pe-do c-p files 2024.

>forced to lick a hellhound's ass.

>real shota rapes.

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>>46210683
Yeah that's good and all but I would prefer that on public display and against my will

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>> No.46210707

>>46210619
yeah

>> No.46210709

>>46210619
Of course, there's even a sport about that

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It's been a good day for the reviewing fans.

>> No.46210721

>>46209706
Move to a planet with longer days.

>> No.46210735

>>46210683
Lilims never experience this because they're hypervirgins though.

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>> No.46210751

>>46210743
>Feed me, Seymour!

>> No.46210759

>>46210743
Pontificate the aroma

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>> No.46210766

I have been picking on this Holstaur for the past few months and constantly making her sad and angry. I keep telling her she's just a useless big boob freak, and that her stupid boobs are the only reason anyone likes her kind, who are just worthless cattle made to secrete milk and nothing else. I tell her things like, cows don't deserve to be loved, since they're just stupid dairy cattle. I make her really mad when I tell her that cows suck at sex because they all rely on their stupid hip bruising paizuri, and she starts crying. And since I usually do it when I'm walking home from work after getting off the bus stop, I always pass the farm where she lives. She keeps coming to the fence and poking her head over expecting me to pet her, but I just keep walking and she tears up. On top of that, I keep telling her she's just a dumb old cow, and will never escape that dairy farm because she's just a dumb submissive cattle animal, and then I call her things like "steak" or "brisket" when I pass by, which makes her grimace.

She keeps coming to the fence just to see me every day I'm walking home even though she knows I'm just gonna make fun of her. Honestly, I don't get it, she shouldn't expect me to do anything besides pick on her and make her cry. But then again, she is a dumb cow. A dumb cow who will die in that farm. What a stupid cow, it's like she thinks I will love her or something if she comes to bother me. Maybe I should lie and tell her I like the Sabbath next time I see her just to make her even more angry and jealous, and then sad as she tears up hearing it.

>> No.46210768

>>46210743
these plants seem determined to leglock you

>> No.46210769

That's a lot of words.

>> No.46210777

>>46210766
Sounds like the Holstaur is living rent free in your head anon, she's practically already won because she knows you won't stop thinking about her.

>> No.46210785

>>46210766
Anon, you're indulging her fetishes. She's just letting the need build up until she gets Ultra Cow Instinct strength.

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>> No.46210798

The newest girl that is officially out is Saccophyte. You can see her page on the wiki
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Man-eater_(Saccophyte)

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>> No.46210804

>>46210798
That was fast

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>>46210743
Plant brothers, the promised time is coming.

>> No.46210816

>>46210798
I prefer the Claustrophyte but this plant is almost as good.

>> No.46210820

>>46210816
her personality seems scarier at least. that's hot

>> No.46210821

>>46210813
Day of the Triffids soon

>> No.46210824

>>46210820
Yeah, she's much more clingy when comparing the profiles. The only thing that keeps Claustrophyte higher tier for me is the obsession with leglocking.

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>>46210743
Is he out of ideas?
>basic plant girl
>reusing concepts to get a two for one deal on profiles
This is just a woman in a pitcher plant.

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>> No.46210881

>>46210715
Huh?

>> No.46210885

>>46210881
don't assume there's logic there

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>> No.46210895

>>46210881
You-know-who is spamming shit because a new girl was released, ignore it.
It's like in a fucking clockwork.

>> No.46210899

>>46210881
Most reviewers art is of the hyena and the angel so getting two meidri is nice.

>> No.46210913

>>46210895
What new girl?

>> No.46210915

>>46210743
FEED ME

>> No.46210920

>>46210913
Candlege--

>> No.46210926

>>46210913
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Man-eater_(Saccophyte)

>> No.46210928

>>46210920
Wait did the madman actually make a girl based around that meme?

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>> No.46210935

>>46210743
This is a prime profile. Good shit. Might be my favorite in the last year or two. Sexy, hot, and still has that faintly monstrous edge. Not much of a plant guy, but the idea of being trapped in her leaves and milked senseless is too good.

>> No.46210938

Candygirl
Candygirl
Candygirl
Candygirl
Candygirl

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>>46210928
Perhaps.

>> No.46210947

>>46210935
It's a woman in a pitcher plant. You have terrible taste.

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>> No.46210963

>>46210935
that tail looks good for whipping around to grapple unsuspecting boyas too

>> No.46210973

>>46210935
def an S tier, at least among the plant types so far, up there with the likes of Liliraune and Tentacle.

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>Not bad, anon. You made me use 1% of my power.

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>>46210962
Can you do that? Can you just copy halos from blue archive?

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>>46210973
>Tentacle
Oooh, I love them. I wish they were used more. Predator tentacle when?

>> No.46210996

>Lilim fighting a knight to a standstill
>the knight is the only defense of a group of poor, innocent human men cowering in fear
>whilst a bunch of succubi are following the Lilim, watching their leader fight, waiting eagerly to begin the rapes after she wins and triumphs over the knight
>but the knight, obscured by his full suit of armor and helmet, does not give up, he fights to the bitter end
>the Lilim starts to get fearful when this heroic knight matches her blow for blow, and begins to overpower her
>with a final strike, the knight sends the Lilim to her knees, she gasps in shock
>"Impossible! I am a daughter of the Demon Lord! No man can defeat me!"
>the knight reaches up, and grabs his helmet
>the helmet is thrown away, revealing a gorgeous mane of blonde hair
>the Lilim can't believe she sees as the Knight's sword is raised
>the hero Knight says
>"I am no man."
>revealed to truthfully be a HEROINE!
>she strikes down the Lilim, and the Succubi run in fear
>the human men all cheer, and give praise to the heroic human woman knightess of the Order that has saved them
>"How can we ever repay your vigilance, lady knight?!" they ask
>the knightess merely smiles
>"Go and marry human women, and stay away from monster whores. That is all you have to do."
>and so, the human men were spared lives of being rape slaves to evil demons, and went on to marry their village sweethearts and live fruitful lives whilst the Knightess became a saint of the Chief God
The end! That is how a good story really ends.
Remember to always give thanks to the Chief God for giving you life, because the dirty monsters definitely didn't.

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>it's the new girl released so he has to spam gacha and other trash episode today

>> No.46210998

>>46210997
And now we get to endure your shitty meta spam on top of it. You both suck.

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>>46210997
actualy its holstaur episode

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>>46210998
Blow it out your ass.

>> No.46211005

>>46211000
>kiki's face when Ja pierdole bober!

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>>46210996

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>>46210997
Anon if you want to see those you only have to ask.

>> No.46211013

>>46210996
Get into the flower anon. A few days inside will have you singing a different tune.

>> No.46211018

Look at how angry monster lovers get when you point out that Order heroines can beat their precious monsters easily. S m h...

>> No.46211023

candlejack isn't rea-

>> No.46211030

>>46210994
a sorta "higher" tentacle would be glorious to see made, there ARE a variety of regular old non-monsterfied tentacles in the tentacle forest after all so would make sense right, especially a dryad/tree-based tentacle

>> No.46211038

>>46211030
A tentacle girl that is able to make seats for other girls to sit in. or pits. Both could work.

>> No.46211040

>>46210743
>trapped with a monster in a tight space
Dimonds

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Give shog a purpose, make her whole

>> No.46211045

>>46211030
Tentacle Queen that harem-builds like Bicorn and Nurarihyon.

>> No.46211046

>>46211030
Imagine a scene like outta a horror movie. Tentacle-worm chasing you through the woods until you stumble. Flower/head thing splitting open to reveal a cute girl and a mass of writhing tentacles. Getting pulled and sealed inside for steamy, slippery full-body fucking as she makes her way back into the forest.

>> No.46211048

>>46211046
>wanting to be fucked by tentacles
This is pretty gay. Tentacles are for use on other girls. Not you.

>> No.46211052

>>46211041
but I don't want a maid, I want a wife

>> No.46211066

>>46211048
You do you I guess. Tentacles are good girls and deserve chocolate from the city and snuggles.

>> No.46211072

>>46211052
You get both!

>> No.46211092

>>46210998
This place really broke you, huh.

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Be not afraid.

>> No.46211105

>>46210974
God, what a chuuni dork

>> No.46211110

>>46211092
How so? I care a lot about these threads. They're like as second home and I enjoy interacting with y'all here.
Seeing people stir things up makes me sad. I want people to have fun and look forward to coming here.

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>> No.46211132 [DELETED] 

>y'all
He's a predditor as well.

>> No.46211134

>>46211097
I get on my knees and propose instantly.

>> No.46211136

>>46211097
Big sis Angel knows what's best for Humanity.

>> No.46211144

>>46211030
the way man marionettes can interface with human physiology makes me wonder if other plants can fuck with your brain too

>> No.46211155

>>46211110
Ignore them. You seem nice, but they'll say whatever they want to continue the drama. Best to just report and ignore.

>> No.46211160

>>46211132
probably just murlocs. he gets overly affectionate

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You wouldn't a sheet.

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It is well known that milipede girls will often times roll themselves up in a spiral before going to sleep. Sometimes one will trap their husband in between the layers and squish them tight until they cannot escape and surrender to the warm feeling of her body and the sensation of her legs massaging him.

>> No.46211178

>>46211160
You gotta stop man. First you tried starting shit over his story last year. Then his contest this year. It's not going to work.

>> No.46211179

lmao

>> No.46211181

>>46211165
Bug spiral sounds safe

>> No.46211184

>>46210743
The girl part has a really nice design and art, but I'm not really into plant-types.

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>>46211165
Wrong pic. I meant this sort of thing.

>> No.46211188

>>46211179
the laughter of thirsting cheshires

>> No.46211196

>>46211178
recognizing the man isn't dunking on him. i like him

>> No.46211208

>>46211187
Yeah, I've seen these. I've held them in the palm of my hand.

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>>46211178
That's nice but let's talk about monster girls.
>when she takes you out and publicly spanks you, give you a handie until you cum into a jar, then drinks it and loudly declares that all who disrespect cats will be forced to pay their weight in bad boy juice

>> No.46211241

>>46211160
seems like the type of guy who could outhug a yeti

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I also find it interesting that there seems to be this dichotomy between centipedes and millipedes. Centipedes are aggressive, walk fast, eat mainly meat and are venomous, while millipedes are more passive, walk slow, eat mainly pants and are sometimes poisonous.
Would probably make for an interesting bigamy. Like with blue and red oni.

>> No.46211262

>>46211255
cute bows

>> No.46211299

I hate centipedes so much. Disgusting, disgusting creatures... If I ever ran into an Oomukade, I would run for my life. I would rather kill myself than end up in the arms of a centipede or worm.

>> No.46211303

>>46211299
that's what the paralytic venom is for

>> No.46211307

>>46211303
It's not cheating fate. It's just rigging the odds.

>> No.46211308

>>46211187
I want to drink her milk

>> No.46211309

>>46211299
>running
Anon, there is no escape from a 5 meter long centipede woman. Pray she's disinterested in you, because once she catches you there will be no excape.

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>> No.46211320

The arch tentacle is real, she has half a monocle and wears a garter belt made out of tentacles. With suspenders.

>> No.46211325

>>46211309
I can outrun her...

>> No.46211337

>>46209704
Gonna dump a bucket of water on her to see what happens

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>> No.46211356

I mean some people must like the octopus aliens if he's doing a comic about them.

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>> No.46211378

>>46211354
THE FACE OF EVIL

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>> No.46211406

>>46210743
A whole lot of "meh" honestly.
Not bad by any means, just not too interesting. I find it very weird how people consider her top tier.

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>>46211400
These snow kots are strange

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>>46211400
This looks like it could be kemono friends.

>> No.46211417

>enter thread
>mindless anime spam and barely related monster girl image macros that were obviously not made here
>rampant slapfights
>gacha spam
oh boy another thread to skip

>> No.46211419

Gonna squish a pudgy troll. Gonna tease her about her muffin top. Gonna sink my fingers into that meat. Gonna make her dance for me so I can watch her jiggle.

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Cats are so basic.

>> No.46211436

>>46211406
I know, right? It's an almost standard human woman in a pitcher plant that shares most of her design with the last profile. At least the last one had funny sleeves.
This one just exists.

>> No.46211441

>>46211417
If that makes you skip a thread I wonder why you even come here. This happens like every thread. Occasionally we get a thread without it but this is honestly starting to turn into the norm.
I just ignore it and talk about demon titties.
Blue demons are superior to red demons.

>> No.46211442

>>46211417
>mindless anime spam and barely related monster girl image macros that were obviously not made here
>rampant slapfights
>gacha spam
You do realize literally almost all of it is being posted by a single unhinged furfag, right? The same autist has been spamming us for 14 months straight, you should know this by now.

>> No.46211443

>>46211417
You might as well start consuming cuckshit porn if you're that eager to give up your thread to the same as always clique of 2-3 eternally buttmad crossboarders

>> No.46211459

>get stunlocked and raped by raiju
She's a nice woman and a great wife, but I'm still malding about how bullshit OP paralysis still is.

>> No.46211460

>>46211442
It's not though. Next you'll say all the sex olympics posting was too.

>> No.46211463

>>46211436
It's almost like most people just want a hot girl and don't really care about her being particularly monstrous

>> No.46211464

>>46211443
Christ anon, the guy said he didn't like that the thread had a sperg, no need to dump acid on him.

>> No.46211466

>>46211417
>monster girl image macros
What are these?

>> No.46211473

>>46211459
This is why you always need a bucket of water on you.
What's the most dangerous part of the electric weasel? The electricity.
Splashing her with water will short circuit her and you can make your escape

>> No.46211474

>>46211463
I know and I'm judging them for it.

>> No.46211476

The new girl (actual new girl, not the plant) is probably my favorite in years.

>> No.46211475

>>46211463
Might as well go full circle for those fags and just go with a basic human waifu so they don't have to deal with them being monsters.
If you don't want a monster girl, don't come to the monster girl thread.

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>> No.46211484

>>46211476
Wait like 3 months and we can talk about it.

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>>46211481
choco

>> No.46211505

>>46211484
>Made up of used-up candles, mana, and abandonment issues.
>If you go out walking in the dark near places where candles might have been used, you may encounter her.
>She'll help you get by in the dark until you reach a well lit area.
>She'll then ask if she's been helpful and try to get you to promise to keep using her.
>Agree and enjoy your new candle wife.
>Disagree and she has an anxiety attack and tries to be "useful" via rape. Enjoy your new candle wife.
>Obsessed with trying to be useful as well as having utter fear of being abandoned.
>If her fire gets too low or you go into a well lit area, she may have an anxiety attack and try to get you to nut in her to calm down.
So in short. An autistically devoted candle golem.

>> No.46211507

>>46211484
unless a leaker works their magic to show her early, possibly the kelpie too

>> No.46211513

I, the evil dark knight, shall kill Angels, paladins and clerics of the Order in the name of the Demon Lord.

>> No.46211517

>>46211505
Anon...

>> No.46211519

>>46211507
Kelpie is like next month isn't it?

>> No.46211529

>>46211505
the usual tsukumogami schtick then

>> No.46211552

>>46211507
No can do on account of the fags watching like a hawk.

>> No.46211560

>now they're sperging over not being able to post leaks
yeah I'm skipping the thread too, see you fags next time.

>> No.46211564

>>46211505
edging in on karakasa obake's turf

>> No.46211575

>>46211564
oh wait, i meant chochin obake.

>> No.46211587

>>46211560
I find it weird how anti-leak this place has gotten over time.
I remember when the books came out and basically everything was posted and nobody gave a shit.

>> No.46211597

>>46211564
I keep forgetting she's even a thing.
If she's basically just a karakasa but candle she might be doomed to obscurity.

>> No.46211605

Her straight hair is split into two large tresses, each tress growing out into a large vine used for locomotion. The two vines merge together below to form the pouch/bag the saccophyte is sitting in. The vines are shown hooked because the individual is hanging from a tree branch.

The structure underneath their breasts is something like a mini-pitcher plant, complete with a cap leaf that opens up (the cap on the man eater herself being the large leaf growing from the saccophyte's head like a hat). From this organ flows out more digestive juices than what their skin can excrete, letting them readily soak their and their lover's lower bodies in it. (source: Personal communication with Kenkou Cross).

Depending on the individual and her mood (i.e. if she wants to show off her husband and their lovemaking to others or not), the saccophyte's bag can be made see-through enough to see a silhouette, or change to completely block vision from the outside. (source: Personal communication with Kenkou Cross).

While it can't be seen in the image, the red color on the profile saccophyte's legs continues uninterrupted to the tips of her toes. (source: Personal communication with Kenkou Cross).

All the Saccophyte trivia we have, to go along with the profile.

>> No.46211612

>>46211587
I will give you a hint. It's not this place.

>> No.46211618

>>46211605
yeah i wasn't sure what was going on with her hair and the vine

>> No.46211619

>>46211475
>>46211474
>>46211475
Just because some anons don't prioritize a monster girl being "monstrous" doesn't mean they don't care about it at all.

>> No.46211621

>>46211605
>source: Personal communication with Kenkou Cross
How nice that KC stopped even giving all the info to the people paying him.

>> No.46211627

>>46211560
at least begging for leaks's a better contribution than the off-topic shit like gacha garbage

>> No.46211637

>>46211605
Claustrophobic anons are going to have a bad time with those two.

>> No.46211639

This monstrous discussion is retarded. What's the holstaur or kiki then?

>> No.46211645

>>46211621
kek, never thought about it like that.

>> No.46211648

What do I do if a Cursed Sword tells me I'm a worthless piece of shit and that I look like an inbred mongoloid and that I should kill myself immediately via drowning or blowing my brains out?

>> No.46211650

>>46211639
People have been joking for years that girls like elf and holst are just cosplay tier.
But since you're a newfag it's not surprising you didn't know that.

>> No.46211656

>>46211612
what other 4chan board is/was it, then?

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>> No.46211679

>>46211656
No, anon. This place is still pro leak.

>> No.46211681

>>46211648
Obey her.

>> No.46211688

>>46211619
And we laugh at those people.

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>>46211492
Shiny choco is the best, specially the ones that wear golden jewellery and translucent attires

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>>46211688

>> No.46211697

>>46211668
That's clearly abuse, the poor Succ is starving and the guy refuses to give her mana for some gay reason

>> No.46211698

https://www.4chan.org/feedback
just a reminder

>> No.46211705

>>46211696
And I will laugh at you, potato.

>> No.46211708

>>46210994
They will used a lot more in the tentacle pit division of monster sports

>> No.46211711

>>46211650
I know. That's why I call it retarded. It's always been like this.

>> No.46211712

>>46211708
Fuck off.

>> No.46211721
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>>46211688
>"We are all monster girls here, my fellow monster girl."

>> No.46211745

>>46211681
But I don't want to die.

>> No.46211761

>>46211721
>Post on 4mon about girls not being monstrous enough
>Get a ton of replies from both the cosplay tier and the monstrous type of girls
>Gonna marry a shog and make her stay in her goop form.

>> No.46211762

>>46211745
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

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The forest is dark. And full of traps.

>> No.46211784

>>46211767
>pissing in the forest
>random voice from besides me goes "nice cock bro"

>> No.46211786

>>46211745
If a Monster girl tells you to kys then you probably deserve it, just listen to Cursed Sword-chan and do it already.

>> No.46211788

Did the change to monsters happen before or after the Hero and Mamono Lord hooked up? I'm wondering if any of their daughters were born pre-change.

>> No.46211789

>>46211688
As long as you aren't passively-aggressively reporting them as well, seems reasonable.

>> No.46211794

>>46211668
Need succuhug

>> No.46211797

>>46211705
I know, I know. We need more cait siths in this world.
Do your part. Marry your cat.

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>> No.46211824

>>46211668
Where's the follow up where they hug?

>> No.46211826

>>46211789
Why... why would I do that?
They're idiots yes, but reporting them seems a bit strange.

>> No.46211828

KC keeps releasing profiles, surprisingly it turns out that a single person spending most of his free time spamming garbage into a place unaffiliated with him does not in fact "epically own" him.

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>>46211784

>> No.46211843

>>46211788
>but when the succubus type new Mamono Lord (new Mamono Lord) took the place of the Mamono Lord who had ruled the mamono realm at that time (Henceforth, former Mamono Lord), a change appeared in all the monsters. Because of this, they all transformed into “monster girls” as stated in “Fundamentals of the Monsters.”
It seems to imply she did the change even before she met the hero

>> No.46211854

>>46211843
Well, there goes that idea. Was thinking about her eldest daughter having a fearboner inducing form that she can tap into thanks to her pre-change origins. Nevermind.

>> No.46211862

>>46211828
nah nah, but the secret cabal, and the liaisons.
he's just a conspiracy nut. it's a miracle he can (arguably) string a sentence together

>> No.46211865

>>46211840
I've never seen plants grow out of a toilet.

>> No.46211872

>>46211854
Well, that doesn't fully rule out your idea. Similar to dragons, a powerful lilim might be able to manipulate her mothers mana and transform back into a more demon-like form.

>> No.46211876

>>46211840
Admin, she's doing it sideways!

>> No.46211882

I atually dozed off to sleep and dreamed
I was in a beach populated by monster girls and my hag neighbor pulled down my trunks and everyone else there started blushign and laughing as she forcefully milked me and drained of strength I fell between her tits but as I started falling asleep she just made the ''shh'' sign and they all stopped, some brough an unbrella, she dressed me again and they legit just started minding their own business instead of keeping this up

>> No.46211889

>>46211872
succs are supposed to seduce humans. why would they have a monstrous form not optimized for seduction?

>> No.46211891

>>46211882
I wish this cursed brain of mine would at least try to attempt to dream about monster girls.

>> No.46211896

>>46211889
Because some men get hard when they are scared?

>> No.46211906

>>46211889
Some people get off on horror porn. It's me. I want to be terrified as my Lim wife transforms into her pre-ML form and rides me ragged. The thought of her being encouraging and loving while having a second form that screams, "You are going to die," gets me so hard I can barely think.

>> No.46211923

>>46211891
Try thinking of them before falling asleep in bed. I rarely dream but it feels that makes an impact

>> No.46211924

>>46211872
I think I may go forward with it.

>> No.46211930

>>46211906
Anon...
Lilims wouldn't have a pre-DL form, because they didn't exist before the DL came into power

>> No.46211935

>>46211930
I know that. But maybe she could do it just for me.

>> No.46211936

>>46211896
>>46211906
Succubus would not have a pre-DL form cause they are succubi. The form they have now is likely the same as what they had before. They can if necessary put some edge to them like lengthen nails into claws and stuff but that's it

>> No.46211945

>>46211936
>ask succ to change into her pre-dl form
>she comes back looking the same but wearing some hot topic clothes and heavier mascara

>> No.46211961

>>46211945
lengthen nails into claws and then look edgy in some manner.

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>>46211936
>>46211961

>> No.46212002

>>46211945
Hot.

>> No.46212004

>>46211862
Instead of letting him win take back cait sith. Comm a load of art of her.

>> No.46212009

>>46211891
I tend to have MG related dreams when I play Koikatsu before going to bed, but they are usually mixed with Touhou girls

>> No.46212014

>>46212000
Exactly. This could be a post DL succubi. It's just if they look edgy that would differentiate them.

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>>46211889
The lilith's panacea bottle could be the more monstrous succubus form of the mamono lord as how she look before the take over but that is just headcanon as we haven't seen her for real yet.

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>> No.46212030

We need more monsters that shop at hot topic.

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>>46211906
https://www.artofmtg.com/art/massacre-wurm-variant/
>rar I'm a big scary monster

>> No.46212042

>>46212026
Violent, bed-breaking sex with Gothnubis

>> No.46212055

So no more gaping?

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>> No.46212066

>>46211762
Don't we all?

>> No.46212068

>>46212055
Every girl can gape. And the opposite where they crush things in their pussy too.
There are probably sex races too.
>monster girl tied up
>anon goes behind her
>has to thrust forward and push them both over the line
Could have categories for both hardest single thrust, endurance, and a regular old race. Those'd be fun to watch.

>> No.46212069

>>46211862
I mean, the liaisons do exist but they largely keep to themselves and have no real power since KC still has to do the DMCAs himself.

>> No.46212074

>>46212030
streaky mascara so good

>> No.46212081

>>46212055
I don't know, we had so much fun the other day and covered so many points that I'm out of ideas for the moment. I've been practising some scenarios on Koikatsu and I can see its potential but sadly I'm not a writer or an artist.

>> No.46212088

>>46212081
An anon on /v/ accurately said that animating on koikatsu is like trying to draw with ms paint. Better tools exist.

>> No.46212098

>>46212088
Ms paint is eternal, if the devs added layers and proper transparency we would have so many more artists because people in general don't want to get expensive software or learn a new interface

>> No.46212106

>>46212088
I'm not going to believe anyone on /v/ on anything

>> No.46212111

>>46212106
Well, I've never tried to animate in koikatsu but the one time I opened it it sure didn't look like a regular animating program to me.

>> No.46212122
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>Good morning! Let's have a warm glass of milk to replenish our strength and energy.

>> No.46212130

>>46210974
>every kunoichi can do some stupid anime bullshit to summon an ancestral demon or something to asspull every fight they start to lose
>gets so bad you start to recognize some of the spirits they summon
>can tell sisters apart by their bloodline magic
>get them to turn on each other by saying that you'll date the hotter sister and letting them fight over who that is

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>>46212122
I can't start my morning without a coffee with Zombie milk

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>> No.46212157

>>46212146
greenworm's aunt got me feeling a kind of way

>> No.46212166

>>46210743
Nice Victreebel

>> No.46212174

>>46212166
I knew it was familiar.

>> No.46212195

>>46212166
Candlegeist is Amarouge

>> No.46212204

>>46212195
Dudes running on fumes at this point.

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>>46212030
Need Goth Gob

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>> No.46212249

>>46210743
Look at the size of those hips there is no way you are fitting in her sack with those

>> No.46212252

>>46212234
I do like hellfers, such good cows, though you gotta make sure the pen's right or they'll just fly right out of it.

>> No.46212253

Is it normal to shower with your maid? My Kiki keeps insisting on joining me in the shower and keeps trying to coerce me into lathering soap on her big tits by hand, and she keeps trying to reach for my penis so I usually turn my back to her. I'm highly disappointed she could be so lewd, she told me she was a pure girl and not perverted! I need to think of some way to punish her so she acts more chaste like a proper lady should.

>> No.46212261

>>46212253
Punish her with a simple wedding band on a chain. Tell her that she only gets to wear it for real if she's a good girl. It'll drive her mad but turn her into a proper lady overnight. Just uh...make sure you're ready for the consummation. It's going to be a marathon.

>> No.46212265

>>46212261
>consummation
What? But I'm not supposed to have sex with her, she's just my maid, she's just an employee to me, not my wife.

>> No.46212268

>>46212249
>saccophyte stuck upside down in her bell, ass outwards
hmm...

>> No.46212269

>>46212195
I can't recognize any pokemon past 4th gen

>> No.46212282

>>46212265
Proper consummation of the master-servant relationship, Anon. Everybody knows this. It's giving her permission to have a family. She can't get married without your blessing now so make her work for it by becoming a proper lady.

>> No.46212294

>>46212269
https://files.catbox.moe/8bnlq4.png

This is basically the same kind of theme she's going for aesthetically. Except instead of looking like a Megaman character she's got brass chambersticks with the wicks alight for lower legs.

>> No.46212322

Need monster who listens to 2000 era grunge music.

>> No.46212328

>>46212269
>not knowing meowscarada
You are losing out.
https://files.catbox.moe/bac73n.jpg

>> No.46212330

>>46212328
That can easily pass as a Caith Sith

>> No.46212371

I will just run Miss Flayer over with car if she tries to get me. It will be easy to do because she glows in the dark.

>> No.46212392

>Pick my niece from school
>Get assaulted by a grade schooler monster
>Forced to marry her
Man, I'm not even into lolis yet my wife is like 20 years younger than I am and I'm only 28

>> No.46212422

>>46212392
It means she has many years to practice at being your ideal wife.

>> No.46212429

>>46211854
Thing is succubi don't have a pre-change form. They were created by demons from the start to be superhumanly sexy women.

>> No.46212435

>>46212429
they went from inhuman beauty to couch potato pretty fast

>> No.46212453

>>46212249
Among their trivia, same with the claustrophyte's leaves, the sack stretches/enlarges to accommodate her and a man. It will be a tight fit though.

>> No.46212469

>>46211605
seeing a patch of silhouetted saccophytes would be pretty lurid

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I wonder why the ground is rumbling, these are the badlands and the ground is much too rocky for sandworm to dig through comfortably, and wurms don’t like digging through sand as it’s rough, course, irritating and it gets everywhere. This must be an earthqua-

>> No.46212501

>>46211436
You're not appreciating enough all the subtle details. For instance:

1. The exotic skin tones.
2. The slit pupil with no eye shine.
3. The sharp teeth.
4. The digestive juice-secreting mini pitcher plant organ below her breasts.
5. The way her hair is shaped and blended with vines to show it is itself vines/plants, and how it merges with the two large vines (notably still looking hairlike on one side).
6. The spiky vine growing around her thigh like a garter belt.

>> No.46212514

>mfw realize the nice house I just moved into that I bought for super cheap went as low as it did because it's haunted by a freaking ghost lady
Pffft, it's no big deal. She's just a ghost, she can't even touch things or me. I'm not afraid of her. What's she gonna do? Make spooky noises and try to pull the cover off of me when I sleep? I ain't afraid of her.

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>> No.46212561

>>46210743
I hate gardening
I hate gardening
I hate gardening

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>>46212514
She won’t do anything to spook you, Ms. ghost is a extremely considerate roommate and she only hopes you can return the favor

>> No.46212563

>>46211621
I see it as extra information we may not get otherwise and gets shared for free (this isn't info that people asked about on Patreon).

>> No.46212584

>>46212501
You sound like you eat a pretentious fruit like a honey melon.

>> No.46212593

>>46212501
It's victreebell with a woman on top of it.

>> No.46212594

>>46212562
Yeah, ghosts are cowards. Anyway, I'm gonna kick her out because I paid for this house so it's mine and mine only now. I'll search inside the walls until I find like, bone remains or something and then burn them to set her free from this world. Either that or I'll douse the place with holy water until she leaves. This is MY house. MINE.

>> No.46212601

>>46212593
you never heard about a pitcher plant?

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>>46211605
May as well post all the general man eater trivia since it applies to saccophyte too.

>While the effect is weaker than with alraune nectar, the scent and sensation of inhaling the vaporized digestive fluids of a man eater still have a luring aspect. The man will feel pleasure from it, and likely follow the scent rather than just wander randomly in a daze.

>Man eaters are quite happy to simply carry their husband around in their trap if he wants to go somewhere.

>Man eaters are very dexterous and very strong with their vines. They can climb to high places with ease as well as crawl about with them.

>That said, they can also easily walk around on their humanoid legs. Should their plant trap portion be in the way, they can use a simple version of the anthropomorphosis spell to temporarily erase that part of them only.

>For every man eater, the large plant portion (the trap) is fused with their vine hair, said hair being a fully functional organ like a limb that they have full control over. The hair is split into two large vines, each vine connected to one side of their large trap. They recline in their trap but are not physically connected to it aside from by their hair vines.

>When it comes to their overall designs, the man eaters focus on a spiky-looking exterior that is still not too sharp, and a interior (and humanoid form) that is exceptionally soft and comfortable to be pressed up against. Them being so voluptuous/hourglass shaped is also to accentuate this.

>In places where man eaters grow in large numbers, one can imagine all the vaporized digestive fluids create a incredible atmosphere full of steam.

>Man eaters can control the firmness of their digestive fluid to an extent. It's not that they can make it hard, but they can make the film along the surface of the fluid firmer/less permeable.

>Man eaters generally prefer to live in forests, but there are some individuals who have adapted to living in cities.

>While they will let their husband out if he asks, they will be compelled to put him back in as soon as possible or cling to him with their arms. So effective methods for a man eater husband to spend time outside the trap are mainly two things:
>1. Master doppelganger medicine so that one clone stays inside the trap while the other moves about. Effectively the man is in two places at once, and perceives it this way, so it takes training/practice to handle it mentally.
>2. Having the man eater use anthropomorphosis. She can be satisfied for a time simply walking around holding onto his hand or arm, and this is actually a common sight with man eater couples. Of course, such contact is arousing too, and too much arousal will undo the transformation, so the couple will have to take regular breaks in alleyways and rest stops to release pent up desire.

>Husbands of man eaters can keep their clothing and accessories intact by the use of enchantment magic to make them invulnerable to the man eater's fluids. They can also weave clothes using fibers from the vines and leaves of the man eater herself, as these parts are innately immune to her fluids (they will grow back so like with mandragora it is no problem to cut them a little).

>These clothes, however, are for the husband. Man eaters themselves prefer to expose as much bare skin as possible, and thus usually wear no clothing at all, in order to keep their bodies as close to their prey as possible. Their leaves and trap mean they have little use for extra protection from the elements. That said this does not mean they do not like to "dress up" and look good for their husband. The profile claustrophyte carefully styles her hair for this purpose, while the profile saccophyte decorates her hair and large head leaf with flowers she gets to accentuate her beauty.

>The traps of man eaters swell up/stretch in order to match the size of their and their husband's bodies.

>Also applicable to incubi in general, but the reason that the husbands of man eaters become able to be clear-minded enough to negotiate being let out of the man eater's trap in the first place is because, when they become incubi, their ability to tolerate pleasure becomes much higher than a normal human. This is similar to how monsters can enjoy pleasures that for a human would be too much to stay conscious for. Some studious monsters even think more clearly and progress in research better when they are immersed in extreme pleasure. The adjustment is more gradual for a incubus, but the man over time becomes able to focus and discuss things to a degree despite the pleasurable effects of the man eater's digestive fluids being just as potent, satisfying and effective on him as ever. The incubus' pleasure = mental focus effect basically becomes able to counter the man eater fluid's loss of focus effect.

>> No.46212610

>>46212562
As long as she leaves the room when you jerk off ghosts make exceptionally good roommates

>> No.46212615

>>46211048
>Tentacles are for use on other girls
Cuck

>> No.46212629

>>46212584
Sounds tasty. Point is all those features together should make her a bit above "almost standard human woman" monster girl tier. She's more monstrous than the long loved alraunes.

>> No.46212654

>>46212371
Nervous firefly girl.tiff

>> No.46212658

>>46212584
The usual crowd have shown up.

>> No.46212660

>>46212607
And claustrophyte since she got herself a full release now.

>In addition to climbing and crawling, the claustrophyte's two coiled vines allow her to hop and leap about. Each vine connects with a different side of the flytrap and then emerges again to coil up with the other below the flytrap. In other words, the flytrap jaws themselves are a giant leaf growing out of the vines.

>When a man is closed up in the giant leaves, the leaves make chewing motions along with the passionate motions of the couple inside, making it look from the outside like he is being eaten.

>The sleeve-like structures are leaves and part of the body. Though they look sharp due to being pointy they are soft. These leaves also produce the digestive juices. They like to use these arm leaves to bite onto a man's arms, spread their juices on his skin while holding hands, and not let go. They can of course taste him like this too, and very much enjoy it.

>> No.46212670

>>46212660
>making it look from the outside like he is being eaten.
A likely story. How many husbands is she on now?
Don't fall for the plant trap.

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>>46212675

>> No.46212685

>>46212610
>You don't know whether or not she's left unless you hear heavy breathing

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>> No.46212710

>>46212685
She's just checking in on her bro, it's not like she was haunting your tissue box or something wierd like that.

>> No.46212716

>>46212501
>blended with vines
Wait... is this AI?

>> No.46212763

>>46210743
>Victreebel used giga drain

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>> No.46212770

>>46212707
What's she doing in there?

>> No.46212771

>>46212716
Perhaps I wrote it in a dumb way, but you've lost me here. Look at her hair, it blends with the spiky vine bits and has the same texture.

>> No.46212772

>>46212763
she can leech my seed

>> No.46212776

>>46212770
Just vibing.

>> No.46212784

Monsters like to act all smug at how weak humans are but all it takes for me to make a bunch of monsters cry is to play sad breakup songs on the jukebox at the local dive bar

>> No.46212789

>>46212771
Yeah. It's blending into something else just like an AI image would.

>> No.46212794

>>46212784
All fun and games until the hellhound pack standing around the pool table starts asking who played that.

>> No.46212798

>>46212658
Shut up.

>> No.46212813

>>46212784
Easiest way to avoid getting married: look a girl in the eye and say "Thank you, but I don't deserve someone as nice as you. You'd be better off with someone else."
A demon told me that, so you know it's good. She even offered to help me practice tonight!

>> No.46212817

>>46212716
>>46212789
>It can't be a deliberate design choice, it must be AI
Absolute brainrot.

>> No.46212823

>>46212817
you didn't figure that out before now?

>> No.46212835

>>46212813
Your supposed to avoid eye contact and look away. I'm meeting up with an old friend and his cheshire wife at a cat bar, at first I was nervous about going but she gave me that tip.

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>>46212392
>Get assaulted by a grade schooler monster
Unlucky, a lot of them would do some seduction and hanging out first.

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>>46212794
>Turn around and yell it was you with a proud smirk
>Think you only made the runt of the litter sad but even that's worth taking a look and acting smug
>Instead the biggest wan of your life with tears streaming down her face
>The rest of the gang slowly starts approaching your table
Best evacuate before your pelvis is ruined

>> No.46212841

>>46212836
I want to spread those buttcheeks apart and admire her precious virgin butthole

>> No.46212842

How does one gape a slime?

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>> No.46212856

>>46212835
Oh, really? That's strange. She really seems to stress they eye contact part. IDK, but it makes me feel funny whenever we make it though.

>> No.46212867

>>46212856
Maybe switch between intense unblinking eye contact and avoidance, just to be safe.

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>>46212813
>Turn around and yell it was you with a proud smirk
>Think you only made the runt of the litter sad but even that's worth taking a look and acting smug
>Instead it's the biggest wan you've ever seen in your life with tears streaming down her face
>The rest of her gang slowly starts approaching your table
Best evacuate before your pelvis is ruined

>> No.46212871

>>46212842
I imagine they aren't allowed enter any competition.

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>>46209673
So what happens if a human female monsterizes, but she has a prosthetic limb or cybernetics? Same with human men who so happen to have prosthesis or cybernetics, what happens when they incubize?

>> No.46212949

>>46212933
The limb monsterizes but the girl doesn't.

>> No.46212958

>>46212933
Fuck off.

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>> No.46213051

>>46212933
Incubi rarely experience major physical changes, so it’d probably stay the same—though the prosthetic might become seamlessly entwined with their biology as if they never lost a limb, instead of their cells attempting to reject it. Might be the same for women, but depending on the species (slime, tentacle, ushi oni, etc.) the prosthetic might be ejected entirely as a new limb grows in its place.

>> No.46213055

>>46212933
>* Generally all injuries and defects in the body are healed upon becoming a monster. However, depending on the experiences, memories, emotions, etc. of the woman, there are exceptions. Mersé, for instance, retained her scarred, blind right eye after becoming an echidna because it is a reminder of why she values being an ideal mother compared to her own mother, and she had already optimized her fighting style for her one-eye state. More generally, scars that relate to or remind a woman of the beginnings of her relationship with her husband may remain unchanged when monsterizing. Of course, if they ever change their mind there are usually still other ways to heal these things.

Beyond things like regrowing their penis, incubi don't get instant regeneration of lost parts simply by becoming an incubus. But there are spells that enable such healing afterward. Incubi can also do things like reattach a severed limb.

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>> No.46213060

>young Vampire that's not haughty at all
>her greatest dream is to become a maid and go to the maid academy, but she's afraid of telling her mom
>really looks up to the castle's Kiki head maid and wants to be like her
>sometimes she sneaks into the maid quarters to put on a spare uniform and daydreams about serving a master of her own

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>>46213060
it's not wholly without merit
dracula serviced good hospitality personally
making your bed and shit

>> No.46213129

>>46213111
It would ill reflect her as a ruler to allow guests to suffer mediocre accommodations.

>> No.46213171

Anyone else ever feel like descending to the deepest depths of the ocean, to places where the known gods stake no claim, where innumerable beings forgotten or never known by modern man dwell within cities lit by an unearthly radiance that pierces the ink-black darkness, like countless dying stars?
Do you ever have dreams of a woman clad in a beautiful dress of a color you cannot fathom, her smile as she turns to you as brilliant as the galaxy's light and as unknowable as the darkness beyond it? How when you take her hand you feel at one with everything, your ultimate purpose realized as part of an existence much greater than you could hope to understand? Waking up with a name on your lips that you can't pronounce, a marker in your hand, and a set of coordinates scribbled onto your own arm in handwriting you don't recognize?

I'm just curious. On another unrelated note, where can I get diving gear and lessons for cheap?

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>> No.46213229

>>46212933
>UNSC
>It's a Halo fan art/OC

Female Human Marine!?!? HELL NO! Give me an honorabu Sangheili (Space Liazrdgirls) or a Big Strong Jiralhanae (Space Monkey mamono or space Kakukens with gravity hammers). Go ahead, call me a Covvie Simp or a xeno loving traitor, but I will only take a space lizard girl or a space muscle Kakukens with a gravity hammer!

>> No.46213282

>>46213060
>Dhampir older sister walks in

>> No.46213295

>>46213282
She's getting put in the butler costume as blackmail

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Undead hours.

>> No.46213394

>>46213388
Pitcher plants caught a bunch of anons, that and candlegeists demanding to be of service to the rest.

>> No.46213403

>>46210790
bau bau

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>>46213388
My favourite

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I'm here for the foxes

>> No.46213434

>>46213129
>visit vampire hotel
>proprietor shows you to your room
>sees a small wrinkle in the sheet
>gasps and begins to bemoan your room's squalid conditions
>asks if there's ANYTHING she can do to make you stay while biting her lip
Why are there always catches to monster hotels?

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>>46213418
What will you have?

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Big bees

>> No.46213453

>>46213434
>"Sir, we pride ourselves on providing AAA service."
>'I mean, just AA is good enough for me, heck I'd settle for A-'
>"I WILL NOT BESMIRCH MY HOTEL'S GOOD NAME! YOU ARE GETTING A LARGER ROOM FOR THIS EVENING UNTIL THIS HOVEL IS FIXED!"

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>>46213418

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>> No.46213472

>>46213456
That is a pitiful excuse for a fox tail.

>> No.46213474

>>46213453
>vampire visits your room later that night
>you only opened the door because you thought it was the room service you ordered
>she's wearing one of the hotel bathrobes and quietly crying
>undoes the robe to reveal she's wearing nothing underneath
>sobs and tells you to go ahead and sate your savage lusts upon her body since that's the only thing that will stop you from giving the hotel a 1 star yelp review
>tell her to leave and not come back unless she's bringing you the steak you ordered

>> No.46213489
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>> No.46213514

>>46213489
>anubis boss and her radar dish ears can hear you scrolling on your phone from across the office

>> No.46213521

>>46213474
>Get the steak you wanted, complete with sides and a complementary selection of drinks.
>And a ghoul maid to tend to you for the evening.
>"Yeah, the boss thinks she screwed up real bad so I can just go nap in the corner or 'stand guard' outside if yah want.....or we could do 'that'."
>When the vampire passes later the ghoul just says you commended her complementary sentry.

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>>46213436
Deluxe please

>> No.46213562

>>46213514
HR says she can't get mad any more because it's bad for my mental health

>> No.46213574

>>46213474
>"Dumb blood sucker kept waking me up to try and apologize. Got no sleep. And the scrambled eggs at the breakfast bar were rubbery. I will NOT be coming back."
>vampire leaves a novel's worth of text under your post begging you to take it down and to reconsider
>shows up outside your house every night to cry
>pillow mints left on your doorstep every day

>> No.46213585

>>46213562
>ANON! WORK!
>oof. your verbal harassment is kind of killing my motivation. I think I need to go to the nap room and sleep until I feel better

>> No.46213598

>>46213585
>nap pods are all full of dormice again
>except one, which has a bogey in it, beckoning you

>> No.46213606
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>>46213472

>> No.46213614

>>46213585
>>46213598
Sounds like the best thing to do here is take a mental health day and work from home. The new demon HR manager really has the best ideas

>> No.46213624

>>46213614
speak for yourself, i'm cuddling the bogey and crying for the rest of the workday

>> No.46213650

>>46213598
I can and most certainly will squeeze myself into a mouse pod and nobody can stop me.

>> No.46213652

>>46213606
>White and red color pallet
EVIL.

>> No.46213658

>>46213394
Candlegeist has a nice design but I'm kind of on the fence about her profile.

>> No.46213663

>>46213658
Interesting. Post her.

>> No.46213665
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Your dark mages and witches use wands and not staves, right??? This thread is Wand-user friendly, Staff-users are not welcome here.

>> No.46213667

>>46213652
>white eyes
You're fine you big baby. She doesn't even have the long black nails that an evil monster would use to dig into your back so you can't pull out.

>> No.46213675

>>46213667
>Taking a fox of all things at face value
I will not fall for their trickery, I will safeguard myself against any evil monster who seeks to steal my seed.

>> No.46213676

>>46213663
No. I don't feel like having it DMCA'd and possibly making the Kiki mad. Or getting accused of shit again.

>> No.46213693

>>46213676
Fine but nobody wants this thread to become a circlejerk of anons talking about a thing the rest of us can't have.

>> No.46213696

>>46213665
Fuck off.

>> No.46213703

>>46213693
My guy literally all I said was her design was nice but I don't know how to feel about her profile. That's hardly circlejerking.

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>>46213472

>> No.46213711

>>46213703
Ignore the potato pest.

>> No.46213713

>>46213675
Yeah but she has those stirrup stocking things that drive me wild so I can't really do anything about it. Please understand.

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>>46213652
you can tell this is a good fox because she's wearing white

>> No.46213738

>>46213706
Long boots and pantyhose are the best, I want a Zombie wearing those

>> No.46213760

>Fine, since anon is so cute
>The next load better be downstairs

https://litter.catbox.moe/0nashm.png

>> No.46213785

>>46213760
>AI slop
fuck off
>>>/g/

>> No.46213794

>>46213785
AI is amazing now.

>> No.46213798

>>46213785
For fuck's sake, they catboxed the image so it's not like they're taking up an image slot.

>> No.46213800

>>46213794
No, it's not.

>> No.46213802

>>46213785
You could ignore it, but you choose to be upset.

>> No.46213806

>>46213798
They shouldn't post at all.

>> No.46213825

>>46213760
she is literally sucking his balls off

>> No.46213826
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Here is your mamono realm cast of characters

>> No.46213832

>>46213825
Stimulating production.

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>>46209673
Sooo??? What's your next move, gonna try ask her out or not?

>> No.46213858

>>46213826
Fuck off

>> No.46213866

>>46213720
would date this fox

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>>46213720

>> No.46213877

>>46213785
As long as he's not wasting image space it should be allowed

>> No.46213897
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Beware dangerous vampires in the night

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>> No.46213902

>>46213897
vampires can bite my ass

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>>46213897
Thankfully this dashing rogue(dork) has volunteered(Pouted until I said yes) to escort me home

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Okay, so I did the fox a solid and unsealed her. Now how do I get her to go away and stop raiding my sake stash? Alcohol is expensive!

>> No.46213918

>>46213902
Be careful what you wish for.

>> No.46213920

>>46213915
>https://litter.catbox.moe/0nashm.png
Replace the sake with Steel Reserve.

>> No.46213926

>>46213418
Smol fluff. Cute fluff.

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>>46213738
Zombies lack the intelligence to dress fancy or to dress properly, but maybe if they get help from other monsters to attract prey they could surprise you with a very sexy attire

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>I am not happy with your Search History, Anon. Not happy at all.

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>>46213926
Anon, keep your voice down or you might attract more of them

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>> No.46213997

>>46213991
Anon, if you want Hina you can just go to /bag/

>> No.46214032

>>46213991
Hina (Big) when?

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>> No.46214119

>>46214105
Nice rocks.

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Beware those cats

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ALERT: There has been a fox outbreak in recent times, take care and lock your doors.

>> No.46214142

>>46214129
>same day you were cooking tofu with the windows open
oh no

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>>46214142
The fox is already inside your residence, please call an expert for fox removal services

>> No.46214161

>>46214129
uh oh
i'd better not talk loudly about my desires for both affectionate cuddling and violently sucking fat monster titties

>> No.46214170

>>46214161
>"Yah know Anon? I know you're just fucking with me."
>"But damn if I don't want to be fucked with.~"

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>>46214146
>call an expert for fox removal services
>its just another fox

>> No.46214197

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that while Hebis and Ryus are nice and all, when the Ryu's mom and dad go at it, everyone knows.
Mostly because a thunderstorm crops up.

>> No.46214220

>>46214197
Either that or the raijus are having another territorial dispute

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>> No.46214229

>>46214173
Who better to catch a fox

They even have the same hair color

>> No.46214234

>Kamaitachi sisters are having another fight over who gets to sit shotgun when you go out to dinner

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>>46214129
How does this keep happening?

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I like girls with big hats.

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Why doesn’t the Fallen God just get back up? Checkm8 theists

>> No.46214376
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I let this cat into my house a few days ago because she was a poor stray with nowhere to go, but now she controls everything. I just cant' resist doing whatever she says, it's like she's using magic on me or something. A freaking cat rules my home now and she's the one who wears the pants in this relationship, I'm just a butler and a living pillow to her now... How are cats so powerful?! How can I overcome her and take back control of my own house!?

>> No.46214415

Have you gotten your foxoplasmosis vaccine yet? Surely you want to keep yourself safe, right?

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Guys, I'm not sure my new supervisor is a regular human.

>> No.46214421

>>46214129
>>46214268
Post source, weenies.

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>>46214421
tang

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>want to summon a succubus
>too scared I'll be autistic and say something retarded
Do I act chuni and mysterious or what?

>> No.46214669

I imagine it infuriates lizards to whale on tank build anons who dont hit back and not deal any damage

>> No.46214691

Being used as a lipstick testing post by a pair of pyrows as they test which color looks best planted as a kiss on your skin. They have a LOT of skin to test on and a LOT of colors

>> No.46214700

>>46211376
I like spiders

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Nnnn, stupid Fox, it'll take more than having big breasts and big mofu to seduce me with your tricks!

>> No.46214723

>>46214668
Just wear a "please be patient I've got autism" hat or shirt and the succ you summon will understand. They're trained in succ college to handle autists and their accidental bouts of stupidity. Now, as someone not trained to handle autists, I don't know what that would look like or entail, but if it's a succubus doing it then I bet it'll be nice and gentle and slow. Maybe she knows time magic to let you think for as long as you want without fear that the day's gonna end before you figure out how to say the things you wanna say. Maybe she knows other ways to make you comfortable and ready to have fun and not worry about the rest of the world and boring stuff like jobs or rent

>> No.46214753

>>46214711
Last words of a man instantlossed by a split second of mofu contact when she brushes her tail against your chin

>> No.46214780

Sometimes I go to make a post and can't remember if I already used the premise in a shitty post before. I'm sure the write fairies have me on their hit list, and not the rape one.

Speaking of rape, why is that my immediate reaction to seeing a gremlin? I don't think that was the intention behind the profile, but I want to pull one out of her stupid hoverchair and into bed.

>> No.46214791

>>46214700
I do not like spiders

>> No.46214798

>>46213055
Oh so if I destroy my body with intrusive cybernetics they can't get me out of it without my consent, good

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Don't worry guys, I have figured out the fox's newest plan of attack, I've got in in the notes right here
>Defeat Anon by using basic physical and emotional affection
>Marry Anon after defeating him
>Step up to advanced physical and emotional affection
>Repeat step 3 until the end of time

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Had a dream I was cuddling with a mermaid last night. I’m normally not too keen about them compared to other mgs, but her scales were unusually warm and soft, and feeling her bare skin with her breath in my ear brought me a peace I hadn’t felt in months. I truly believe that despite our favorites, most of us would be happy simply with the first mg to show us genuine affection.

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>>46214723
>Just wear a "please be patient I've got autism" hat or shirt and the succ you summon will understand.
That sounds embarrassing. Plus it would clash with my cool cultist robes. Would she get the impression from the posters and anime figures in my room?

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>>46214668
You're very right to be afraid, Succubi can sense weakness easily. It triggers their predator instincts.

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Apparently, this is a cursed weapon or demon sword.

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>>46214889

>> No.46214903

What kind of autism compels someone to spend years spamming off-topic images of human girls in a monster girl thread?

>> No.46214930

>>46214889
more like cursed dork

>> No.46214933

>>46214903
furries dont work based on human logic or emotion. No point in pondering it.

>> No.46214961

Mouths are very erotic
Which mamono would let me play with her tongue and fangs

>> No.46214970

>>46214961
Sandworm would let you do a lot of things to her tongue.

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>>46214961
Any can be, you'd be surprised.

>> No.46215003

>>46214961
I read that as Moths are very erotic

>> No.46215022

>>46214805
thanks to this i can now devise a counter-attack:
>be held
>repeat

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Woe, Vulpine be upon ye

>> No.46215138

>>46209673
IT'S OFFICIAL!

Malevelon Creek has fallen and not liberated. Automatons won, many Anons have become a house husband to a robot gal.

>> No.46215178

>>46215073
Anon will be nibbled.

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KC posted new plantgirl called "Man Eater" in his website, you can check the entry if you are not a dekinai
https://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/maneater_claustrophyte/page.shtml

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How do I make a mindflayer this happy? The kind where she loses her cool abyssal attitude and acts like a preppy valley girl

>> No.46215262

>>46215183
Those are nipples

>> No.46215264

>>46215203
>anon gave her the list of his mental illnesses

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>>46215183
FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

>> No.46215331
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Give grandma a kiss.

>> No.46215479

>>46209804
stupid sexy viera!

>> No.46215483

>>46210236
both ways are fantastic,you can't go wrong either way

>> No.46215522

>>46215138
A robot girl is a more productive member of our society than I could ever hope to be. I don't feel bad about being a househusband to my robot wife, cause whenever I feel bad or sad she comes over and cuddles me until I'm not sad anymore so I could be a productive househusband for her despite my depression. Also we play games on the weekends, that's fun too.

>> No.46215531

>househusband
Faggot

>> No.46215543

>>46215531
Right? the real deal is becoming the boytoy

>> No.46215604

Need an Angel with a soft lap to lay my head on.

>> No.46215790

>>46215604
You don't really need that

>> No.46215796

Your country will never conquer the Falkland Islands, mick. You will always be britain's bitch.

>> No.46215834

THE SUN EVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE!

>> No.46215839

>>46215796
>Irish
>Falklands
Wasn’t that Argentina?

>> No.46215863

>>46215839
He's not irish, he tried vandalizing the wiki ne time and revealed his ip is from Argentina and doxxed himself posting a pic of his shitskin mug like the retard he is lmao

>> No.46215895

>>46215863
you've been tryingto push this discord meme that the furcuck is brazilian for a while now. Why?

>> No.46215912

Bit beyond the point of damage controlling now micky boy, the pic is on fuuka archive now and forever you know.

>> No.46215917

>>46215834
What monstergirl would be good for showing the PRIDE OF BRITAIN?

>> No.46215944

>>46215917
Merry old England was symbolized by Falstaff. Who is the MG equivalent of Falstaff?

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>>46215834
>>46215917
The moon doesn't set either.

>> No.46215966

>>46215944
A chubby dragon or a bulldog based kobold

>> No.46215979

>>46215966
>Prideful Princess dragon with brish accent

>> No.46216067

>>46215917
>The most treacherous, vile and mean spirited creatures trying to pass as paragon of nobility
Cait sith?

>> No.46216081

>>46215543
It's worse, have you tried growing a spine
?

>> No.46216098

>>46215961
Imagine slapping it with force of a thousand suns

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>>46216081
The only spines I know are the ones my dommy mantimommy keeps poking me with when I'm naughty

>> No.46216297

>>46215917
No lion girl yet.

>> No.46216313
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My childhood friend.

>> No.46216368

>>46216297
Lions are for France (Lyon, roman influence and Jeanne d'Arc)

>> No.46216372

>>46215531
I like grillin' and I like mowin' the lawn. And I luv me wife, and me wife luvs me. Does that make me a faggot, oh Anon the prince of gays?

>> No.46216386
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My Big Sister.

>> No.46216393

>>46216368
The royal coat of arms uses a lion for england and unicorn for scotland

>> No.46216394
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My little sister.

>> No.46216402

>>46216386
If only the succs by shiki wouldn't kill you when they drain your balls.

>> No.46216414
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>>46216394
>Come down anon, aunt Sasha and the girls came to visit us!

>> No.46216466

>>46216372
if you're not the bread winner, yes

>> No.46216473

>>46215531
Those who hate the truth will seeth at this based anon

>> No.46216481

>>46216466
>>46216473
Cumpumps post the silliest things.

>> No.46216487

I don't want a happy ending, I want to be a bad guy who hurts and kills other humans and monster girls for fun, and I want to get killed by a heroic monsters so they can save all the humans and monsters I've caused so much pain for in turn so they can all find relief in knowing I'm gone and then get their happy endings. I want the bad ending villains get where I get righteously struck down and then get punished forever after my death or my soul sent to a place of torment and pure darkness where I will never know love again or happiness again, only loneliness.

>> No.46216499

>>46216487
He says while getting plaped by a lvl 1 slime.

>> No.46216503

>>46216487
You just need a spanking correction from a monster you find attractive.

>> No.46216509

>>46216499
>He says while GAPING a lvl 1 slime

>> No.46216516

>>46216487
Monsters would still try to reform you even if you did enough bad shit to justify having them kill you to stop it though. You won't get a bad end just second chances.

>> No.46216544

>>46216313
>>46216386
>>46216394
>>46216414
Literally build to be gaped

>> No.46216565
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Look at him go.

>> No.46216602

>>46216516
There is a such thing as irredeemable in the MGE anon. Such men are not even regarded as men by monster girls.

>> No.46216609

>>46216565
>Look mom I posted the image again!

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>LoOk MoM i PoStEd ThE iMaGe AgAiN!

>> No.46216645

>spamming triple digit images of off-topic trash every single thread
>still trying to force and samefag his newest /trash/ meme
Getting rid of mental hospitals was a mistake

>> No.46216703

>>46215073
>>46214994
Deepthroat her tongue in return she'll deepthroat you too, it's a win win

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Attention starved dogs.

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>>46216782
I like this artist and this wan.

>> No.46216861

it is telling how evasive a kitsune becomes when pressed about her age.
dare i say that most of them are too old?

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>> No.46216884

A bewitching thirty years old monster hag who lives in a nearby apartment complex who is a pushover and will show you her weak ligament, gravity-defeated, fully matured, super-bombastic saggy tits if you earnestly ask her.

>> No.46216950

>>46216884
>thirty years old monster hag
How's she gonna feel being asked out by a man older than her?

>> No.46216955

>>46216884
they're all veiny

>> No.46216959

>>46216950
Anon, monster hags arent picky.

>> No.46216964

Cows killed 14 people last year
Sharks only 5
If you see a cow run

>> No.46216971

>>46216964
at least they're not hippos or mosquitos

>> No.46216982

Cows mooed at 14 people last yaer.
Sharks only 5.
If you hear a cow run she's probably running towards you

>> No.46216985

>>46216959
I'm not expecting a rejection, just wondering what to expect when you can call her "young lady" without irony.

>> No.46216997

>>46216964
Nah I'd win.

>> No.46217002
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This is fair and balanced

>> No.46217011

>>46217002
just apply debuffs to her.
call her a fatty to butcher her attack and defence.

>> No.46217021

>>46216964
All cow related deaths are due to the titty smothering and choking on milk while some mersharks forget humans can't breathe underwater

>> No.46217039
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>>46209673

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>You must put this on your car while driving until you've passed your test

>> No.46217061

>>46217002
>i showed u my stat sheet, pls respond
i feel like most heroes weakness is int

>> No.46217071

>>46217002
>notice her love stat is through the roof
>cast charm
>her love stat stack overflows and glitches out
>a superpowered orgasm rocks her world and she falls to her knees in defeated rapture
Use your head and think outside the box

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>>46217061
It'd most likely work on me.

>> No.46217125

monsters can't rape me if i just don't make a move, thus not letting them have their turn.
we will stare at each other until she gives up and goes home.
turnbased combat is a boon.

>> No.46217138

Non stop fox breeding.

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>>46216884
>neighbor monster who's always inviting you over to fix her printer
>or move some furniture
>oh, and you must simply stay for dinner
the food is good but she sure has a lot of technology issues

>> No.46217173

>>46217125
>we will stare at each other
Prolonged eye contact just gets her more excited.

>> No.46217191

>>46214668
Just be yourself, succubi are very empathetic and will understand even if you are spilling your spaghetti.

>> No.46217192

>>46217173
>shirohebi uses analyze
she's not closing the screen until every detail is memorized

>> No.46217199

>>46216884
>>46217148
please god i want hag wife

>> No.46217201

>>46217192
i will anal ize the hebi

>> No.46217229

Today I will hebi

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>> No.46217249

tomorrow will i hebi?

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>> No.46217263

you know what they say.
hebi today gone tomorrow.

>> No.46217270

I cheated on hebi and she will never know

>> No.46217269

a hebi saved is a hebi earned

>> No.46217281
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>Go to !Japan
>Get pursued by hebi interested in your pale skin and blue eyes
>She surprise coils around you and starts speaking in a language you can't understand
>She's actually reciting a genuinely good and beautiful poem in her tongue that she wrote and worked on for decades
>Still can't understand a single bit of what she's saying
>She gives you a kiss and smiles at you after she's done
Congrats on the snek wife, I guess. Language barrier will be tough at first. Good luck

>> No.46217284

in for a hebi in for a pound

>> No.46217293

>>46217270
She knows.
She secretly has bicorns up the family tree.

>> No.46217303
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Carry around Dormouse on your back or shoulders while exercising for massive gains.

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>> No.46217320

>>46217281
I wanna see Shirohebi react to me speaking Polish.

>> No.46217338

shirohebi can ruin me and do whatever she wants to me.
i just want her to be happy.

>> No.46217341

>>46217304
Me carefully explaining that my PC is bottlenecked by its amount of RAM and not the GPU

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Talking to whores?
Hebi knows.

>> No.46217362

>>46217343
Oh Saki-chan, that's just my grandma wishing me a happy birthday. You know, the one you FORGOT because YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME?

>> No.46217375

Hebi will never get me because I'm gonna lose to the first monster I see on purpose!

>> No.46217384

>>46217362
>turning the tables on yansnek
You're playing a dangerous game, anon

>> No.46217386

>>46217375
Guess what monster you're gonna see first.

>> No.46217389

Seriously, don't even attempt to egg on a shirohebi's jealousy by actually sleeping with another woman or monster.
>What's so bad about getting blue fired and raped until your unconscious?!
It's more so for the safety of the girl you cheated with. If hebi's mind is broken and she snaps, she just might end of swallowing that girl whole.

So please, just keep the teasing tame.
If you feel you MUST bring out a hebi's jealousy, just go the more traditional route by acknowledging the existence of other females or saying "hello" or "how are you" to one. Nothing beyond that though. That's enough to drive the hebi nuts.

>> No.46217393

>>46217384
I'm needy, she's needy. So how come we're never there for each other?

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>At tea party with Wonderlanders
>Pour milk first, then the tea
>Ask if they have any maple syrup as I enjoy that so much more than honey or sugar
>I am now banned from tea time

>> No.46217449

>>46217270
Anon, bringing 5 lightning bolts when the deckbuilding limit is 4 is not cheating, it's cowardice and admitting you're a bad player who can't win without an underhanded advantage. Don't even get me started on shuffling tricks and what that makes you.

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>>46217424
It's okay, you're welcome elsewhere.

>> No.46217468

Somewhere out there in the ether, there's an anon sniffing the breath of a tanuki

>> No.46217476

>>46217468
You know he's sniffing other things too.

>> No.46217482

>>46217476
But we won't talk about that. I like to remember the best things about folks, not their worst.

>> No.46217510

>>46216874
Cute teenagers.

>> No.46217518

>>46217453
Imagine winter wonderland, just norf of normal wonderland
>march hares rival the mouses in how much sleep they need, and both are fluffy in their winter coats and huggy like a yeti
>black and white checkerboard pattern on a snow-chesh's fur, she still likes jokes but isn't mean or trickstery, just fun to hang out with
>wonderworm hotboxing in her cocoon
>hatters' pileus looks like an ushanka
>snow everywhere and it's as easy to get lost as normal wonderland since laws of spacetime still don't apply and everything still looks the same, but at least it's white now which is a prettier color
>warm saunas on every road crossing
>trumparts cuddling together for warmth in their barracks, one (big on the inside) "deckbox" room for a full unit of 54 of them (+ husband, if any)

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>You know, dear.
>What if the next time we copulate, it'll be the one that gets you pregnant?

How to get your monster wife to instantly have sex with you, no questions asked, no regard for setting. Just pure bestial desire.

>> No.46217585

>>46216985
Surprise, then arousal.

>> No.46217622

>Bogie, but her half-mask is sowed onto her face in a non-gorey way

>> No.46217628
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>>46217622
>sowed

>> No.46217644

Hag knights are easily my favorite monsters to tease. They've dedicated their lives to learning court etiquette and how to hit things with a sharp stick. In the end their muscle and fancy words are no match for magic

>> No.46217648

>>46217633
It's subconscious, isn't it?

Though I meant sewed, I can't deny my love for porcine girls.

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>> No.46217653

>>46217650
Cute vtuber.

>> No.46217656

>>46217633
Why is she wearing underwear in the bath?

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>> No.46217673

>>46217659
Does cow-mon refer to cow demons or cow-like monstergirls

>> No.46217695

What if you would become hebi

>> No.46217733

>>46217695
>>>/d/

>> No.46217736

>>46217659
>Ancient evil retires to become local farmer's cow.
>"You know, this is a lot more enjoyable than I would have figured." She is quoted as saying.
>Local Kobolds are in uproar however as "How can we compete with a cow that knows meteor swarm when it comes to keeping the herd safe?"

>> No.46217767

>>46217733
/d/ is part of monstergirl culture

>> No.46217804

>>46217736
Bite clito?

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>>46217518
>>black and white checkerboard pattern on a snow-chesh's fur, she still likes jokes but isn't mean or trickstery, just fun to hang out with
Perfection in this cold lands

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>> No.46217879

>>46217855
Ran would wipe the floor with that boat-hussy's tails. Gachafoxes are all immodest sluts!

>> No.46217900

How would Miss Hatter react to my gigantic sport's direct mug?

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>> No.46217909

>>46217736
>How can we compete with a cow
They shouldn't compete. They should cooperate, and also join in on the milking

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>>46217900
She would react by motivating you to participate in some sports with her, since she has some huge equipment for it

>> No.46217943

>>46217095
is there a better/bigger and high res version?

>> No.46217987

>>46216487
I like your moxy.

>> No.46218002

>>46217767
>that anon who said that the /d/ monster girl thread was fairly tame
>that moment he realized what monster girls are

>> No.46218034

>>46217927
But the cat is watching us

>> No.46218039

>>46218034
Then invite her to join in.

>> No.46218047

>>46217909
Listen, they have a job to protect weresheep and holstaurs.
If the cow can protect itself, then what is their noble purpose?
To join the cow if they cannot protect the cow?

>> No.46218048
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i will make a happy family with what is clearly a cow
dont minf her three pairs of horns, her lack of legs, her scaled hands which have claws
she goes muuu and makes milk

>> No.46218059

>>46218048
You see I WOULDN'T have thought this creature to be a wurm HOWEVER the fact that she has a sign that states she ISN'T A WURM makes me question her and possibly SHE IS A WURM.

>> No.46218094

>don't want son to get a monster wife before he's an adult
>send him to an all boys school to avoid the shockingly common hallway rape scenario
>he alps instead
There really is no winning, huh?

>> No.46218107

>>46218094
Do boys who alp have to change school or do they just stay and everyone pretends they are boys and they get caught perving on all the real boys when they are changing?

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What's the sentence for being convicted of lifting a centaur's tail?

>> No.46218114

>>46218110
Marriage to her or, if she's already married, her daughter, sister, or another single family member.

>> No.46218116

>>46218107
They get shot in the backyard and fed to the pigs

>> No.46218117

>>46217148
Dozens of miqittens.

>> No.46218122

>>46218094
>don't want son to get a (...) wife
>shocked when he gets a husband instead

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>Anubis with supermodel looks
>See her staring at a wall with hieroglyphs carved partially within it
>Walk by her because too shy to even say hello, afraid of disturbing her
>She grabs you by your arms and pulls you over
>"Look at this right here, human."
>Confused, not sure what to look at
>She forces your head to look directly at a particular hieroglyph that's freshly carved
>"See?! It's perfect."
>"No imperfections. The best one I've made yet."
>Her paw still forcing you to stare straight at it.
>Make some comment about how it looks nice, well done, etc.
>She doesn't say anything
>She pushes you away with some force
>"Okay, you can go."
>She keep staring at her work.
>Leave
>Come back the same way at night
>Braziers lighting up the area and the wall
>She's still staring at it, no progress made
Is this one of those fabled autistic anubises?

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>>46218034
You know exactly what to do then

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>> No.46218164

>>46218141
I will not gape the cat, she has to find her own partner

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>> No.46218171

>>46218164
But it's not wrong since there's a threesome division

>> No.46218178

>>46218133
What does the pharaoh pay her to do?

>> No.46218182

>>46218133
You know I never noticed the sword on the profile girl here. How does she use it with those paws?

>> No.46218186

>>46218182
It's the same as ancient egyptian bronze swords, ceremonial

>> No.46218189

>In this cycle's news, the PMC O.G.R.E is teaming up with GremTech Electric to boost up its power armored services.
>"Yeah, we figured it was time to up our game and the shorties have the tech to help us with that."
>This dramatic shift in corporate alliances means that the already fearsome 'big girls' of private security are going to be sporting bigger guns and heavier armor.
>This is Rata-Galactic Signing off for a commercial break before getting into Finances, has the Artificial Mofu craze finally hit its limit or will Foxes continue fighting a growing foe?

>> No.46218190

>>46218182
The same way she holds that scepter pobably.

>> No.46218202

>>46218182
Ceremonially

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Rabbit wife sounds great, but as I get older, I don't know if I could keep up with one. I used to be able to coom 17 times a day, now anything about 9 is a struggle.

>> No.46218239

>>46218232
Stupid bnuuy good only for sex

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Rabbit wife sounds great, but as I get older, I don't know if I could keep up with one. I used to be able to coom 17 times a day, now anything above 9 is a struggle.

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>>46218133
Sounds like a perfect 'nubis wife

>> No.46218260

>>46218241
Green bow tie. What a fashion crime. Jesus.

>> No.46218268

I am a monster butt addict.

>> No.46218344

Reminder that unless you feed your wife orally at least twice per day she will DIE of starvation.

>> No.46218351

>>46218178
Organise public sun orgies in praise of the sun.

>> No.46218389

I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD

>> No.46218400

Remember that just because the Anubis has the cleric or oracle class doesn't mean she can't drop fucking sunrays on you or curses.

>> No.46218431

Let there be milk.

>> No.46218456

>>46217518
>and all of them really dislike regular Wonderland, or "Souferners" as they call them, especially when it comes to the Wonderland Football League cups

>> No.46218459
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>>46218400
Anubi are exceptionally dangerous.

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>>46218431
Zombie milk

>> No.46218482

>>46218459
Need Palace Guard anubis wife

>> No.46218511

>>46216703
She fucks your throat, you fuck hers. It's fair.

>>46216810
Oh no, she's in heat!

>> No.46218512

>>46218459
They can fill many roles, they're truly a versatile group of girls.

>> No.46218522
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>>46217518
Rata-chan has a new town to cover! They keep sending her to snow lands, Winterstown and Winter Wonderland!

>> No.46218527
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>> No.46218546

>>46218459
I could handle a runt (5'9") palace guard. It's weird to imagine a meek anubis though.

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Gonna raid the ancient vault of the desert kingdoms (Sneak into the Anubis' room to steal her stash of retro game consoles and vidya)

>> No.46218556

>>46216487
If you’re deliberately trying to hurt people so they’ll villainize you, as a means to an end, you don’t genuinely have *it* in you that makes one able to hurt people for pleasure.

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>>46218547
Don't forget a pair of her panties.

>> No.46218566

>walk past local high school on my way to the convenience store
>get teased by a Pyrow delinquent by says that old men, I'm 30, should be careful in these parts and maybe she could keep me safe
>get harassed by a Hellhound jock who gropes my ass while asking if I like to eat ass
>get creeped on by the Ratatoskr who runs their school newspaper who thinks I don't notice her taking pictures of my neck and ass while she's rubbing herself through her panties
>have a phone number written on my hand by the Bicorn head cheerleader who simply giggles, winks and heads into the school
>run into the Ryu student council president and ask why she still hasn't cleaned up her school only to be told that my situation will be resolved today
>have to walk past the school on my way back to my house
>get stopped by the H'Orc school resource officer who asks why I'm trespassing on school grounds even though I'm on the sidewalk

I'm going to move. I can't take this anymore. That damn Ryu promised results! Weird, I hear some noises in the house.

>> No.46218573

>>46218527
>Apex predator defeated by stairs
What other countermeasures can be taken to protect your home from cores? Catnip traps?

>> No.46218578

>>46218573
Cucumbers are all you need.

>> No.46218623

>>46218562
I would replace all of their panties with thongs

>> No.46218664
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you work for me now kid

>> No.46218678

>>46218664
Lady I don't work at all if I can help it

>> No.46218684

>>46218268
Like all of us anon, like all of us.

>> No.46218724

>>46218459
>you can see the crotch mofu on both through the transparent clothing
Do monsters have no shame? Despite saying they are fully civilized people, they still dress like barbarians.

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She came to me one morning
One lonely Sunday morning
Her long hair flowing
In the midwinter wind.
I know not how she found me
For in darkness I was walking
And destruction lay around me
From a fight I could not win

>> No.46218769

>>46218724
But they have nothing to be ashamed of?

>> No.46218789

>>46218724
Razors are hard to make so they have no choice but to leave their pubes on display. It's a good thing leg hair isn't an issue.

>> No.46218842

>try to join the dragon knights
>they tell me that they had an unexpected number of humans joining recently and most of the dragons are taken
>the only one they could pair me with right now is a jabberwock who signed up last week
Should I wait for more normal dragons to join or just take my chances with the wock?

>> No.46218852
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>> No.46218860

Help, the royal guard broke into my home and dumped an Anubis off citing "mandatory Vacation time" before taking my keys and locking all the doors and windows

>> No.46218868

>>46218860
But did the guard also stayed?

>> No.46218886

>>46218860
Well you heard them, you're on vacation now. Get out the short pants, the aloha shirt and the shades.

>> No.46218924

>>46218842
>unable to fly, the land wyrm slinks across the mushroom forests of wonderland like a blood hound fixated on the scent of her next meal
>anon is helpless to do anything but endure this ill fated pairing

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>slosh

>> No.46218958

>>46218133
>>46218547
! !

>> No.46218969

>>46218958
Dumb sandwan will never find me under this cardboard box.

>> No.46219009

>>46218969
The box is clearly in the wrong place. She has to move in the appropriate storage space.

>> No.46219031
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>> No.46219060

Chesh leans in your ear and whipsers
Which female Naruto are you?

>> No.46219069

>>46219060
and then i put the mayonnaise on the egg
mayonegg

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>> No.46219088

>>46218459
I love the sheer outfits.

>> No.46219104

>>46218957
Weird lookin' Dullahan.

>> No.46219105
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Splishity Splash, get in the sack.

>> No.46219115

>>46219105
where'd you dredge up that resolution from?
>>46210743

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>>46218969
Sandwans are fine, but sand Baphos are the best

>> No.46219180
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>>46219147
Sand Trolls for me wearing golden jewellery, translucent clothes that barely cover anything and gold nipple pasties

>> No.46219183
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>> No.46219188

>>46219183
Why does my bedroom door lead to a Torii gate network?

>> No.46219206

>>46219105
waaaah, what are we going to do in the sack, maneater-tan?

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>> No.46219227

>>46219206
It'll be tingly and gooey.

>> No.46219237

>>46219206
Sploosh =3

>> No.46219246

>>46219237
>sitting like that
>on top of the plant
>full of liquid
Toilet girl, great.

>> No.46219254

>>46219246
It's a sexy dunking booth.

>> No.46219313

>sneak into the Royal Makai
>befuddle the Gargoyle guards with a bubble machine
>distract the Succubus guards with shoujo manga
>frustrate the Hellhound and Werewolf guards with an automatic pitching machine set to 3x speed and loaded with 5,000 baseballs
>sneak into Druella's bedroom
>hide two dozen long range radios all over the room
>use talismans to conceal them so well even the Mamono Lord would fail to find them
>sob myself to sleep every night

Wonder how long it'll take to break her? The Order will reward me well.

>> No.46219316
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Get Tom'd, idiot.

>> No.46219319

>>46219316
Cute.

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>> No.46219366

>>46219323
are you telling me dragon fried this rice?

>> No.46219380

>>46219366
That's some dime a dozen gachawhore, not a dragon.

>> No.46219385
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>>46219366
Dragons are excellent cooks.

>> No.46219390

>>46219380
You mean a dragon gacha'd that rice?

>> No.46219395
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>>46219323
Her dragon tail is so cool I even started playing mists of pandaria over it.

>> No.46219397

>>46219385
Not that one.

>> No.46219478

How do I get rid of a raiju? Everybody is in the fox removal business and wont consider trying to deal with a weasel.

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>> No.46219528

I only desire the haggiest of hags

>> No.46219577
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>>46219528
Not even cute catgirls?

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>> No.46219593

>>46219528
only the loliest of babas for me

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The reptiles have breached the thread

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>>46219621
Oh no?

>> No.46219651

Going on a trip to Dragonia
I'll just avoid all the dragons since they're so mean

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>> No.46219681

>>46219621
someone should really put the newts in proper clothes

>> No.46219685

>>46219637
I like hornhats.

>> No.46219708

>>46219147
>sand Baphos
*Black Sabbath

>> No.46219747

Fell asleep on the bus and they dropped me off at the Oni zone and the busses aren't driving anymore at this hour, what do I do?

>> No.46219767
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>>46219747
>what do I do?

>> No.46219810

>>46219747
Find an ushi, they are usually sleeping in the park. They are big, fluffy, and give off a lot of body heat. Ask one if you can sleep under her legs for the night.

>> No.46219830

woke up undead and with an erection
all i have is a rusty sword and a kfc bucket
tf shold i do?

>> No.46219836

>>46219810
I'm currently being dragged off somewhere by a strongfat oni, she said something in a language I don't understand
Am I gonna die?

>> No.46219847

>>46219836
Congratulations on your marriage

>> No.46219856

>>46219105
The newest girls really are kind of a tragedy because while their art is nice, KC goes out of his way to brow beat you with some weirdly written profiles.

>> No.46219872

>Kikimora learns that her master has a Pavlovian response to the sound of her heel talons click clacking on solid floors
>Immediately hires a contractor to tear up all the carpets in the house and replace them with a combination of stone, tile, and hardwood
>Then she replaces most of the tables and furniture in the house with items that are exactly waist height

>> No.46219879

Imagine a Hakutaku hag trying to seduce you with her centuries of knowledge on humans and you're just so aloof that you avoid her lulls at every turn and it frustrates her to the point she loses her composure and resorts to rape when she previously thought that she didn't even need to rape as a last resort. Now Hakutaku-sama is raping you violently standing up, lifting you by your ankles as she mating presses over and over again. After the fact, she apologizes to you for being so unorthodox.

>> No.46219910

>>46219856
The digestive juice of desire and passion awaits.

>> No.46219941
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>> No.46219952

>>46219879
There's a problem here. It would work for me. I have spent 13 hours straight discussing theories about the Sea Peoples before. She'd have me wrapped around her finger in under an hour.

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>>46219509
Sleepy girls

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>>46219810
>Find an ushi, they are usually sleeping in the park
Thats a very cute image

>> No.46220000

>>46219810
>fifteen homeless men sleeping under a spider
this might be human trafficking.

>> No.46220001

>>46219856
What is so weird about these in particular?

>> No.46220012

>>46219872
Clever maid.

>> No.46220016

The one disadvantage of Incubi being better fathers is the fact that we will never get goth mamono with daddy issues. What a tragedy i tell you.

>> No.46220043

>>46220000
It's not trafficking if you don't move them

>> No.46220078

What monster has the loudest boob slosh

>> No.46220092
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>>46220078
D for dragon

>> No.46220097

>>46220078
Boobhomet

>> No.46220126

If you be mean to foxes, they see you as prey and think you're just being tsundere so they make their move on you and they will definitely get you. So, logically speaking, if I be a nice to a fox and just act normal then foxes won't be interested in me because I'm not putting up any resistance that they'll think I'm prey. So I will just be nice to any foxes I meet and they will leave me alone and unmarried, that's my plan on how I will avoid getting foxed.

>> No.46220141

>>46220016
That can probably happen if the father tries to keep her away from boys too much like described in one of the World Guides, although there might only be a small distance before it's overcooked from "goth mamono with daddy issues" to "mamono with mamono-level daddy issues"

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>>46220078
If milk adds to it then it would be hard to beat holstaur.

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>> No.46220212

>Walk into a bar and see this creature looking at you
Very dangerous.

https://litter.catbox.moe/rwfvu9.png

>> No.46220235

>>46220212
This is AI again isn't it.

>> No.46220254

>>46220235
Indeed it is. I am quite happy with it.

>> No.46220286

>>46220141
>mamono with mamono-level daddy issues
We need more goths. We cannot afford to be picky here. I fear the only way to make goth mamono is to produce them yourself, but there is no way to predict how a goth mamono daughterwife will turn out to be.

>> No.46220287

>>46220235
As long as it isn't wasting image capacity

>> No.46220305
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>>46213991

>> No.46220320

>>46219969
Imaging entering a gape tournament with a sleepy mouse

>> No.46220327

>>46220320
Imagine autistically spamming garbage and forced memes, oh wait you don't have to imagine.

>> No.46220331

>>46220320
Imagine making her win the tournament

>> No.46220337

>>46220327
It's no more spammed than succuviris or apopsicle. When the thread gets something they wring it dry.

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>>46220331
I can indeed imagine that
>>46220327
Why so bitter?

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>>46220305
>These two are supposed to be the same age

>> No.46220345

>>46220337
>comparing endless /trash/spam to a cute scenario nobody had a problem with

>> No.46220379

>>46220343
I started laughing when I saw that Hasumi is supposed to be 17

>> No.46220381

>>46219985
That's not cute! That Ushi is HOMELESS. And if none of you are willing to help her, then I guess I will have to step up, and invite her to live with me.

>> No.46220388

>>46220343
It's just genetics.

>> No.46220390

>>46220327
How is it spamming when has been mentioned like twice in two threads?

>> No.46220396

>>46220390
Because he hates it.

>> No.46220401

>>46220381
Just tell her to become a trap-door Ushi Oni

>> No.46220411

>>46220390
Because I don't like it
Cheshire spam is fine though

>> No.46220431

>>46220401
No, no, good citizen. I have already made up my mind. She comes home with me. I can't let her just crawl around in the dirt.

>> No.46220440

>>46220390
Everything people don't like is spam

>> No.46220446

>>46220381
>walking by a swamp
>get tackle-raped by a bunyip
>wake up the next morning
>guess you're married now, neat
>ask if her house is nearby
>she nervously looks at the swamp, then over to a sunning rock, and then back to the swamp again
>there is no house. though it is a pretty nice rock to be fair
if only the lilim of housing and interior design and her film crew were here

>> No.46220455

>>46220431
What if she likes dirt?

>> No.46220468

>>46220440
I've started to geniunely think in this way because it's always the minority of people that's the loudest

>> No.46220469

He's samefagging really hard today, huh.

>> No.46220470

>>46220468
that's the brain damage talking

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>> No.46220513

>>46220455
Then I will get a house with a yard!

>> No.46220516

>>46220379
It's perfectly normal for anime characters that age to look like she does.

>> No.46220521

>>46220470
You forgot to capitalize the first letter.

>> No.46220526

>Have first MG dream
>It's a pink fox
>Impossible to leave the shrine we are at
NO NO NO I DON'T WANNA BE A BRUSH SLUT I DON'T WANNA

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>>46220516
imagine what another 10 years would do

>> No.46220542

>>46220379
She overeats on sweets and it all goes to her chest.
I'm not joking as much as you think I am

>> No.46220572

I will never cum inside a Dragon.

>> No.46220582

>>46220572
dragon slime is okay with that

>> No.46220591

>>46220572
A Dragon would never let a pathetic human like you cum inside her anyway so you're both equal.

>> No.46220595

Any word on the Candlegeist chick? Is like all the other recent girls and has a great design but a boring profile?

>> No.46220599

>>46220595
Candlegeist? I don't think she's rea--

>> No.46220600

>>46220595
No she actually lights you on fire but it's a good fire but then she melts away and you have to put her in a bucket.

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>> No.46220626

>>46220600
I honestly cannot tell if this is real or bullshit. Good show, old bean! I award you One [1] Cheshire.

>> No.46220634

>dragon content to remain bitter and lonely with her stubborn pre-DL mindset
>but realizes she can die and become a Zombie Dragon and will have no choice but to saddle herself with some filthy human if she does and worse, get married
>dragon decides to use a bit of the pre-DL magic she has left from ancient tomes dating tens of thousands of years ago and forge herself an amulet of Immortality to live well past her years
>so long as she wears the amulet, she won't die and become a Zombie Dragon
>so long as she doesn't become a Zombie Dragon, she will never know what love is or get a husband
>this offends the local Erosites when they find out
>so far, the Cupid task force hasn't been able to arrow her, Dragon fortified her lair deep underground and set up blockades on all entrances, and booby traps
>the last Eros Wurm they sent to try digging in ended up getting beaten up by the actual Dragon and now she's crying
>they managed to send a human agent in to try seducing her but he came back out with a bucket of gold she bribed him to leave with
>Erosites cursing under their breath...
>a Dragon who isn't completely greedy.... the situation just keeps getting worse and worse...
What can they even do?! That Dragon just refuses to have sex or give romance a try! She wants to be alone forever!

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>>46220526
That's not for you to decide, boy.

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>>46220664
the little aria one and the fat cat one seem pretty good as far as tamamos go

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I'm supposed to be giving the cat a saucer of milk, not the other way around!

>> No.46220756

>>46220001
It's moreso the fact that Saccophyte is specifically mentioned to be a predatory oneesan type, more or less, despite the fact that she is arguably more alluringly gentle than Claustrophyte. But she's also a monster. Just kind of like how Kelpies are addicted to your ahegao face but are going about it gently the entire time. Maybe I'm just being autistic but I miss the fucking days of shit like Manticore where it's like "This exotic woman with a living onahole attached to her is going to milk you and 'eat' your virginity and then cuddle you afterwards." without KC trying to do what Voerhoven did and inflict psychic damage every time people mistake Starship Troopers' film for anything other than satire.

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>> No.46220855

picture this: a dragon... but they're nice to you. Are they worthy of suspicion? Surely a creature as a grand as a dragon would not stoop so low as to talk to an inferior. Or are they one of those wise dragons that wishes to pass knowledge onto those she views as younger?

>> No.46220882

>>46220855
Maybe she’s just autistc, but since Dragons are normally anti-social an autistic one is just a regular person.

>> No.46220893

>>46220855
Sounds like those really nice wyvern dragons. Super nice girls, you always see them out and about with their boyfriends

>> No.46220933

>>46220855
She's just in her broody period. Once she lays her egg she'll go back to normal.

>> No.46220947

>>46220855
She's just married, Anon. Once a dragon gets married, she tends to chill the fuck out.

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>>46220855
That's basically just an eastern Dragon. Everyone knows the Lung Dragons are among the nicest creatures in the world, they're always sweet and pure.

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>Sir, do the needful.

>> No.46220974

Mamono can't defeat Cell. He's perfect.

>> No.46221014

>>46220974
I never really got into pokemon.

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>> No.46221043

>>46220634
Contact her mother. Raise her from the dead if you have to. Tell her that her daughter refuses to give her grandchildren for her to dote on and to continue the family line. Then step back and watch things unfold.

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>"PROOF??? HUH?! BOK BOK BOK BOK! PROOFS?! YOU HAVE NONE! NO PROOF! NO PROOFS AT ALL. BOK BOKBOKBOKBAGGOOOOK!"

>> No.46221102

>>46221057
I didn't expect to see that meme again, and definitely not here.

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>> No.46221118

I'm going to walk up to a Cheshire and meow at her. Just nothing but loud, insistent MEOWS.

>> No.46221120

>>46221111
Delicious fat tail

>> No.46221124

>>46221057
Damn, she's right, being an Order Paladin really does suck. I can't prove her wrong...

>> No.46221137

>>46221111
I want Nile Crocgirls, tanned and wearing golden embroidered translucent clothes

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>> No.46221273

>>46220756
>It's moreso the fact that Saccophyte is specifically mentioned to be a predatory oneesan type, more or less, despite the fact that she is arguably more alluringly gentle than Claustrophyte.

That's the whole idea though, her "docility" is a guise for the predator underneath, and her gentleness is simply her means of seizing and devouring. It's even noted that their behavior may only "seem" soft and gentle.

I'm sure you've seen doujins where the big sister type is gentle and doting, able to be so even when raping someone all because she has done something to make the man helpless.

>> No.46221293

>>46221057
>I am happy alone.
>where is the proofs?

>> No.46221298

>>46220626
A fair bit about her has been said in the thread. If you like obsessive, protective and insecure types you'll probably like her.

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>> No.46221319

>>46221314
There's something weird with this goat

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Do eros raiju have pink lightning?

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>> No.46221582

Why are half the images here, gacha shit?

>> No.46221610
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>"With one stroke of my sword, I could dice you into dozens of pieces, worthless human... You are no match for me."

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>>46221610

>> No.46221628

>>46221610
With one stroke of my dick I could have you on both knees panting and begging for a taste, weak Ochimusha.

>> No.46221635

>>46221610
So she's asking to get pregnant?

>> No.46221641

>>46221610
well jeez, guess i wont ask her out on a date

>> No.46221643
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Posting NSFW LEWDS in a SFW board.

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>> No.46221696

>cats running around the house every night at 3am, nobody bats an eye
>ghost plays the piano one time at 3am, exorcist instantly called

>> No.46221727

>>46221696
yea but cats are cute and ghosts are spooky

>> No.46221743

Good thing Ghosts can't get pregnant, so I can fuck my Ghost wife who I brought home with me from the haunted hotel I found her in as much as I want. Really good thing, or else my whole neighborhood would be crawling with my Ghost kids by now!

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>> No.46221792

Good thing human seed can't make reptilians pregnant, so I have no need for condoms when I do it when my Salamander wife.

>> No.46221842

>>46221696
Busting makes me feel good

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YJK

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>> No.46221974

>>46221923
Is the mini dressed like a Girls Und Panzer character? That reminds me about a daydream I had months ago about a Gazer who dressed and acted like Katyusha and was the leader of her all-monstergirl tankery club

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I can't leave my house
The mantcore snipers are watching, I cracked open my door to try to sneak out and a spike slammed into my wall

>> No.46221999

I'm gonna capture a Mershark in a net with my fishing boat and hired crew and then take her back to shore where I will put her in a big fish tank and keep her in my house, unable to escape. I will feed her hunks of raw meat. She will not be able to get out and rape me, she will just be a dumb fish put on display in my home for the rest of her life and I will treat her as just an exhibit, no matter how much she begs me to marry her or get in the tank with her.

>> No.46222006

>>46221994
Should have married a Wurm to dig you a tunnel from your basement.

>> No.46222017

>>46221999
Anon you know Mersharks can breath oxygen right? She'll just find a way to crawl out of the tank through whatever opening you use to feed her and you'll wake up to her on top of you in bed, smiling deviously.

>> No.46222033

>>46222017
Not to mention they can bite holes in ships, I doubt any mundane net could hold one.

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>> No.46222044

>>46222017
I feel like whenever Anons come up with plans like this, some stray purple werecat helped them come up with them.

>> No.46222047

>>46222017
There's no way she can move around that well outside the water, and she wouldn't be able to get through my bedroom door, I keep it locked! She should be happy I'd at least feed her, but she needs to accept that she will be my mundane mershark pet who I display in my fish tank and live with it! At least she gets some attention!

>> No.46222067

>>46222047
I take it back, this Anon has a very specific fetish about being dominated after being VERY naughty.
You do you, Anon!

>> No.46222070

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a wafflehouse is actually a high level PVP zone.
Enter at your own risk.

>> No.46222088

>>46222047
She will be content with her fish tank, after she makes you join her in it.

>> No.46222098

>>46222036
Pretty sure her and her sister are what got me into monstergirls in the first place.

>> No.46222106

TIL that "mukade" is just Japanese for "centipede." So, oomukade is just "giant centipede."
I don't know why that bothers me, but it does. Oomukades are good girls and they deserve a name that's fancy and cool.

>> No.46222211

>>46222106
Try Scolopendra, a real world genus name for giant centipedes. It still means something mundane like "millipede" but it sounds impressive.

>> No.46222300

>>46222211
Scolopendre veloce kill bed's bug, they're nice

>> No.46222343

>>46222106
most things are named after how many feet they have or how their feet work in general

>> No.46222389
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So, how do you deal with paralysis stunlocking while fighting the weasel

>> No.46222401

>>46222389
it's a rare, gimmicky encounter. you really shouldn't spec for it

>> No.46222410

>>46222389
Chainmail is conductive, and thus makes you stun and electricity immune. Plus you can nerd out about why chainmail is so cool to stun the zapweasel with your autism, and then flee the encounter

>> No.46222434

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to see through squinted eyes a Vampire crawling through your window, barely illuminated by the moonlight behind her? She's snickering quietly and thinks you're still completely asleep. She was planning to kidnap you and take her to her castle to become a bloodbag.

>> No.46222445

>>46222434
Whip out the 50k lumen flashlight and quote religious scripture at her until she runs away

>> No.46222446

>>46222434
wait until she gets close then pull her under the covers

>> No.46222471

>>46222434
I pull out my crossbow hidden under the covers that I sleep (uncomfortably) with and shoot a wooden stake at her with it. Although she'll probably catch it with her unnatural reflections anyway and give me an angry look before raping me violently on the spot then and there and turning me into a bloodbag anyway...

>> No.46222547

>>46222434
I work nights so more likely she’d come in while I’m fully awake and we’d stare at each other awkwardly.

>> No.46222552

>>46222547
>...
>...
>...
>...
>I'll send someone to pick you up in the morning

>> No.46222619

>>46221872
No. I do knot know...

>> No.46222625

>>46222547
Offer to let her stay for the day.

>> No.46222659

>>46222434
Get my black powder revolver from my bed drawer (only thing I can get legally for now) and shot a warning shot toward the robber. I would be terrified and I can't know if it's a actual robber or a mamono.

>> No.46222664

>Seually repressed nun dives head first into a pool of dark matter screaming "WHITNESS ME!"

>> No.46222702

>>46222659
>she sees the black powder revolver and gets very nostalgic

>> No.46222716

>>46222434
I shoot her by reflex.

But I think that will just make her angry. I don't think common lead bullets will do much to a vampire. Or most monsters for that matter.

>> No.46222731

>>46222702
>Oh hey, I remember those, what model is that?
Anon has just subjected himself to a fate worse than bloodbag
Bloodbag to a gun autist

>> No.46222745

>>46222434
I sit up in bed and ask her
"How did you get in if I didn't invite you in? Vampires aren't able to do that..."
She will become nervous as I realize she is actually a Dhampir dork larping as vampire nobility.

>> No.46222763

>>46222745
>Dhampir stages a vampire kidnapping so she can swoop in and save the day and win Anon's heart
Devious creatures, truly they are descendants of vampires

>> No.46222808

>>46222434
Depends on how she looks

>> No.46222949

>>46221923
Big...

>> No.46222953

>>46222389
Lightning resist potion, not wearing metal armor, grasp the weasel firmly with a pair of thick rubber gloves.

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hebi

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