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I don't.

*sip*

Gensokyo deserves a hero? News to me.

Walk around dressed in black and speak like I have emphasyma.

I don't become a hero, but I definitely try to learn magic.

I'd probably just run around killing and stealing shit like Marisa would.

By leaving.

>>4621702
It IS in desperate need of some lawful goods, it seems everyone there goes from lawful neutral to worse.

Become youkai of HATE.
Kill everyone with HATE HATE.
HATE myself back to the real world.

>>4621722
You mean from lawful bitch to chaotic bitch.

"X thing is happeening. I will beat you up despite your offer for help!"

>>4621722
There are tons of Goods going around. Lawfuls are just a pain, everyone in Gensokyo knows this.

Power armor.

>>4621744
Enjoy your power ranger outfit.

Steal Reimu donation box.

>>4621776
>Jack off into Reimu's donation box.
Fixed that for you.

>>4621787
That's dangerous... You'll be caught and I don't even know will happen to you.

>>4621776

Enjoy your empty box.

>>4621797
I would say that being knocked around by Reimu's balls would be a given.

>>4621744
I can only guess what your attack name for your hammer would be.
>>4621685
Are you fucking nuts! no way would i be a hero, I only have general knowledge of martial arts and weapon training, and nothing in the magic section. what the fuck could I do?

>>4621835
Gensokyo doesn't need fighters... no, what it needs is MEN of STRONG MORAL CHARACTER. And that, I believe, you can do!

>>4621839
wouldn't that be Rinnosuke? Even if I'm this moral character you can't spread reasoning and understanding to the deaf and blind. Most of those in gensyoko need a good beating before they would listen to anything you say.

>>4621857
Rinnosuke? He's lazy and has dubious moral character. Nope, it's up to you. You're the only one.

>>4621876
well your fucked since I'm a lot like Rinnosuke.

First i shall use my 3 cleric levels to go around healing people for cash. I use the money to buy gear that will min/max the ever loving shit out of me. I then quest until i'm near level 20 and rich.

After that i'll build some giant tower in the west and do something crazy like steal all the bloomers in gensokyo, and of course get the shit beat out of me by Reimu as a result.

She'll then beat the shit out of my little sister as well because thats just how Reimu rolls.

Afterwords we have tea.

>>4621886
Fuck. Gensokyo is over and it's all your fault.

I would start a sake brewery and become a millionaire in short order. Support the community, bribe officials, feels good man.

>>4621897
yeah pretty much, the only situation that would actually get me involved would be if by some plot device I got pulled into the action and had no other choice, other then that, I would chill at the shrines and Rinnosuke's place

Change my name to Tyrannosaurus Bob and teach the prism rivers that it doesn't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

[x]jump in the lake

By creating the internet in Gensokyo.

>>4622119
They've had Internet for YEARS. Kappa set it up.

>>4622130
fanon bullshit.

Shoot everybody in the bathhouse, proceed to kill self afterwards.

>>4622138
No shit, bro. You don't need to point it out.

I'd find/build a tool shed at Reimu's shrine and proceed to be a bonkler there for the rest of my days in Gensokyo.

Reimu doesn't know the meaning of lazy.

>>4622192
Whats a bonkler?

>>4622196

omg you baka

>>4622196

Loosey goosey lazy slacker. Doofus. Buttmunch. Senior member of the Go Home Club.

I can't be a hero, because I'm a nice guy, and I always finish last.

>>4622192
>>4622212

Actually, wait. I got it. While I'm hanging out in the tool shed, I may as well be the handyman.

Except I'll just do stuff nobody asked for or wanted.

I'll add another head to Marisa's broom. It'll be a DUAL BROOM. NOW IT'S TWO. BETTER NOW. THANK YOU THAT WILL BE FIVE DOLLARS.

>>4622201
>>4622212
I'm not hip to this old fashioned slang brothers, thanks for explaining.

>>4622234

See? I'm not so bad. I'm a helper and a half.

What are those papers with the writing on them called? The things Reimu's always flinging around. Maybe I'll make some. They'll say things like "You should brush your teeth before going to bed" and "Your horoscope for today is postponed, try again tomorrow and you could be a winner!"

Hunt down Godlike creatures for more EXP and rare items

>>4622253

And I can prepare the local defenses! We need, uh, I dunno. Trenches. We need trenches.

I'll be the trench digger. We'll have a right proper fort when I'm done.

>>4622272
Monster hunter system bro.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO WEAR WRIGGLE'S CORPSE AS ARMOR AND RUMIA'S HOLLOWED OUT HEAD AS A MASK?

>>4621685
But the shit that goes on in Gensokyo tends to solve itself shortly after, anyway.

Might as well stay outside the border and do your heroics there.

>>4622281
>>4622253
>>4622234

I think you should just stay in the shed and nap.

Yuka has a brother and he's a friend of justice. I don't need to become one if he's around

If I went to Gensokyo i would just carry on my current profession of IT.

Yep, I'd be making house calls to scarlet mansion to erase the porn and viruses off of Flandre's PC. Hopefully she'll appreciate that I'm the only person in Gensokyo that knows how to keep her PC going...

>>4622291

>>4622314

>>4622314
Well, you'd have to set up the infrastructure first. Better hope Rinnosuke's got enough in stock.

I don't. I'd donate everything I have to get protection from Das Kleine Kuh Keine.

>>4622322
a lot of fan work stuff shows Flan with a PC. Dunno why. Also in SA Suika is joking about how Yukari gave her a cellphone and a PC. I always wondered if Gensokyo has electricity. I don't think canon really specifies...

>>4622416
>a lot of fan work stuff shows Flan with a PC

They like to depict her as a hiki due to her staying in the basement all of the time.