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4619306 No.4619306 [Reply] [Original]

Reimu, I wanna make love~

>> No.4619312

Me on the left.

>> No.4619330

>>4619312
=/

>> No.4619338

Neither of those are Reimu.

>> No.4619342

>>4619330
/=

>> No.4619348

>>4619312
Fuck you, I wanted to be on left.

>> No.4619376

Maribel is the best Yukari.

>> No.4619379

>>4619312
Me on the right, don't you love me? ;_;

>> No.4619381

You don't even fucking know the characters. Go kill yourself

>>4619330
>>4619342
>>4619348
Get the fuck out of here

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>> No.4619528

>>4619376
17 years old~

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>> No.4619629

>>4619381
Fuck you, I think Renko is great. Strangely, I don't like Maribell too much despite liking Yukari. Then again, I don't like Reimu but oh well.

>> No.4619689

>>4619306

Oh hey is that Marisa with black hair? LOL did she stole the precious thing? xD

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>>4619376
maribel is a bad influence

>> No.4619735

renko is not like that ;_;

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>>4619735

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>> No.4619806

>>4619776
Now give renko some yuri sex! NAO!!!

:3

>> No.4619817

her eyes arent even the right color to be reimu.

>> No.4619901

thats not yukari and reimu

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>> No.4619957

>>4619901
that's what they want you to think

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>>4619735
hahaha oh wow

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>>4620040

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>>4619466
>>4619796
>>4620040

>> No.4620716

renko should be on top

>> No.4620736

>>4620716
Of course. She's the butch, as
>>4620040 's
doujin states.

>> No.4620750

RENKO IS NOT A LESBIAN GODDAMMIT!

>> No.4620762

>>4620750
She totally is. Deal with it.
Don't worry though, you can still fantasize about raping her. I can't deny you that.

>> No.4620776

>>4620762
I won't accept that, plus it's definitely not implicit in the canon.
Argh, I'll have to draw a doujin with STRAIGHT Renko.

>> No.4620779

>>4620750
Denialfag is in denial.

>> No.4620780

I wonder if they used to know Sanae on the outside.

>> No.4620792

>>4620780
Maybe in all the shrines they visited.

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>>4620780
Thats...thats actually a good question.

>> No.4620807

>>4620750

What you say is perfectly valid.

In touhou the only canon is what you make yourself, if you think Marisa has a dick then she has a dick. If you think she doesn't then she doesn't.

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>>4620776
>citing the canon to argue against yuri pairings in Touhou

>> No.4620814

>>4620807
blacktewi.jpg

>> No.4620843

>>4620807
Wait, no, I won't accept this either!

>> No.4620866

>>4620843

Accept the quantum penis, you know you want to.

>> No.4620868

>>4620843
Canon-sticklers have no imagination. Must be a boring life.

>> No.4620881

>>4620866
That's not how the probabilistic interpretation of quantum mechanics work!

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>>4620750
she enjoyed it

>> No.4620938

>>4620780
holy shit i hope so

>> No.4621003

>>4620885
No she didn't!

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>>4621003
Yes she did

>> No.4621068

>>4621036
Argh no, you silly anon.

>> No.4621088

Who the hell is this artist anyway? I'll hate him forever

>> No.4621096

>>4621088
me

>> No.4621103

>>4621088
The fuck you talking 'bout? I came twice.

>> No.4621118

>>4621096
I hate you

>> No.4621161

>>4621118
Forever

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REIMU, I WANNA MAKE LOVE!

>> No.4621208

>>4621118
>>4621161
gonna make a sequel

>> No.4621272

>>4621036
a'wwwwwwww

>> No.4621279

>>4621208
You wouldn't dare

>> No.4621287

>>4621208
Do it.

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>>4621189

>> No.4621354

>>4621279
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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This image has a lot of potential.

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>> No.4621585

>>4621556
old /b/ lives

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>> No.4621713

>>4621478
OH EXPLOITABLE

>> No.4621733

>>4621675
This shouldn't be so funny.

>> No.4621736

touhou canons? as far as I know there's no yuri couple that is canon in touhou...

>> No.4621738

>>4621733
but it is.

>> No.4621755

>>4621736
IN teams

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>>4621736

>> No.4621767

>>4621761
GUNUNU

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>>4620814

>> No.4621772

>>4621755
Those aren't pairings!

>> No.4621795

>>4621771
You can tell that was written by secondaries

>> No.4621807

>>4621795
Who cares, What it states is pretty much true for any fantasy world. people just don't realise an image is different in anothers eyes. they don't "see" what you do. even if it was written by secondaries, they actually make more sense then canon elitists.

>> No.4621810

>>4621675
fuck you ;_;

>> No.4621822

>>4621807
Typical secondary, notice how he steps up to defend his fellow secondaries from being "bullied by the big meanie elitists"

>> No.4621833

>>4621807
Fuck. He's right.

>> No.4621836

>>4621822

Typical thirdinary, notice how he steps up to defend his fellow thirdinaries from being "bullied by the big meanie elitists"

>> No.4621844

>>4621822
your opinion is your own, I can't shove my opinion down your mouth. But you must realise that the argument is valid weather or not your an Elitist or a Secondary.

>> No.4621865

If moot gave a shit about /jp/ I'd ask him to wordfilter "secondary". Stop throwing that word around. You make it sound like anyone who has ever read a Touhou doujin is a "secondary".

inb4 faggot calls me a secondary like the predictable troll he is. It's basically /jp/'s equivalent of "u mad"

>> No.4621867

>>4621844
>>4621836
Typical secondaries, jealous of the great primary master race so they spew nonsense out and hope that there secondary pals will back them up

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"Bite my feet one more time, Chen...I dare you."

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ZUN!

>> No.4621882

>>4621865
Are you frustrated? Go watch your IOSYS flashes while you read the latest LittleShrimp comics

>> No.4621891

/jp/ - dump touhou doujins every day

>> No.4621900

>>4621865
Quit feeding the troll man, I ended my side, just leave it be.

>> No.4621903

>>4621882
You wish I was frustrated since you're obviously just trolling for reaction. Why didn't you upload that classic LoGH image to go along with your post, like the /a/-level troll you are?

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>>4621903
Why don't you post an hilarious Cirno doujin like the /a/ level poster you are?

>> No.4621919

>>4621907
My hair is beautiful bro, why'd you have to take it there?
Fuck this thread, I'm off to 1CC LLS again~

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lool

>> No.4621931

No head coming out of a gap? son, i'm dissapoint

>> No.4621932

>>4621919
OWNED FOR LIFE

>> No.4621935

God, I hate those primary idiots.

If you can't even find time to read doujinshi, you're not a real fan. Enjoy playing your games and dying on 4th stage in normal mode because you have no dedication whatsoever.

>> No.4621944

>>4621935
Reading doujinshi will make your skills suffer. You will be unable to 1cc IN on Lunatic if you read doujins. True primary fans who have dedicated their life to the games don't have time for doujinshi written by secondaries for secondaries.

>> No.4621954

>>4621944
If you don't eat sleep and breathe Touhou then gtfo. I play the games, watch the PVs, read the doujins, and eat my cereal out of a Touhou bowl. Pick a game and I will own you at it, then let you borrow my Remilia beach towel to dry your tears on. Fuck your primary and secondary, those terms are meaningless to gods like me.

>> No.4621958

>>4621954
Spoken like a true secondary. Enjoy your IOSYS and easy mode.

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>>4621954
>>eat my cereal out of a Touhou bowl
>>Remilia beach towel

>> No.4621966

>>4621958
You don't even know what that term means, do you.

>> No.4621972

>>4621944
Can you do a pacifist run on Lunatic? Can you?

Didn't think so. To do it, you'd have to actually immerse yourself in a beautiful land of Gensokyo and fall in love in each and every its denizen, all the way to the littlest fairy. No amount of skill will help you when you lack heart to do what's right.

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>>4621965
You mad cause I'm brushin' on you?

>> No.4621977

>>4621966
If you like IOSYS, you are a secondary.
If you find Touhou humor funny, you are a secondary.
If you own any Touhou merchandise other than the games, you are a secondary.
If you post on Pooshlmer, Danbooru, DoujinStyle, or ShrineMaiden, you are a secondary.
If you roleplay as Touhou characters, you are a secondary.
If you contribute to fanon discussion, you are a secondary and ZUN wants you dead.

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>>4621977

>> No.4621983

>>4621977
If you read /jp/, you're a secondary.

>> No.4621985

>>4621972
>heart
Spoken like a true casual

>> No.4621990

>>4621977
No, that's not what it means. You fail the quiz. Better luck next time.

>> No.4621993

>>4621990
Buttmad much secondary-san?

>> No.4621995

>>4621977
You realize that Zun could care less about what the fans think/do (well accept when they tried making an anime without informing him)

>> No.4622002

>>4621995
ITT: Secondaries who don't keep up with current events. ZUN is suing the shit out of the guys making the Touhou anime.

>> No.4622008

>>4622002
Taking it too far. Stop while you're ahead dude, you're just blowing it now.

>> No.4622011

>>4621985
Seriously now, in a domain of games, casual has long been a term of praise. At the very least since the term "hardcore" was self-adopted by fans of horrid 3D cinematic shit.

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>>4621977
All of those things are fine to do, except the roleplay shit, as long as you also play the games.

>>4621973
Not mad, just disappoint.

>> No.4622017

>>4622002
did you not comprehend what I just said, that's the only thing Zun got pissed off about. Had those people gone and bought the rights off him like any good animation studio does than he wouldn't have mind. but they went ahead and did that shit without so much as "Hey i got a great idea for.."

>> No.4622019

>>4622011
Casual has been an insult to gamers ever since the days of the NES. Jihad Jerry, holder of the world record for the highest Mario jump, said that he would rather die than be called a casual.
>>4622008
Buttangered secondary in denial~

>> No.4622022

>>4622015
>kawaiibatsama.jpg
okay I fucking lol'd

>> No.4622027

>>4622017
You said accept instead of except. Typical miseducated casual secondary fan.
>>4622015
NONE of those things are fine to do.

>> No.4622030

>>4622019
Well, it isn't anymore. I feel proud being called a casual. Nowadays, it just means I'm playing better games than the latest FPS for dummies.

>> No.4622036

>>4622030
FPS players are about as casual as it gets. Anything above 16 bits is considered to be casual.

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I went to a con and figured I would check out the touhou panel just because I've never been around other touhou fans. It was pretty fucking terrible with weird ugly people dressed as touhous running around sexually harassing each other and talking about stupid touhou memes and doujin junk and not discussing the canon stuff. I figured they were all morons who only know about touhou from watching youtube and going on deviantart.

But then they actually hooked a laptop up to the projector and played PoFV, and most of them were actually very good at the game.

Touhou canon doesn't really leave people with much to be excited about, so I guess when you love a series so much you have to get into the fanon stuff, and if you are willing to love a series to the point of consuming even the non-canon, yet still understanding the games, that's OK by me.

If it wasn't for the fanon interpretations of the Yakumo family, I probably wouldn't like touhou nearly as much, or not at all.

>> No.4622060

>>4622049
Typical secondary, drawn into the series by fanon and memes.

>> No.4622073

>>4622048
wwwwwwww

>> No.4622076

>>4622027
no that would be Typical bad grammar for not paying attention in English class. so sue me. just because I'm bad at typing in my second language doesn't mean I'm a secondary in a game I've played since the PC98 games.

>> No.4622079

>>4622076
Liar, nobody on this board played Touhou before EoSD came out.

>> No.4622081

next poster is my mom

>> No.4622087

>>4622081
Go to bed, Billy.

>> No.4622088

>>4622076
I don't think you've been playing since the PC-98 games.
Enjoy believing EoSD was the first game in the series.

>> No.4622089

>>4622049
Yea, of course you're right. You're a sensible and logical person, GJ
>>4622048
more of these now please

>>4622081
go to bed son

>> No.4622094

>>4622087
>>4622089
fuck yeah gay parents

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one more time...

>> No.4622097

>>4621965
>>4621973
>>4622015
>>4622049
LOOK AT THAT OJOU-SAMA

>> No.4622111

>>4622095
Baby's day out~

>> No.4622123

>>4622079
True, I picked up the PC98 after trying EoSD,since my hardcore Otaku buddy suggested playing it, after trying EoSD once I decided to pick up the PC98 games and beat each one in order
>>4622088
Why would I think that, when I learned of Touhou I decided to play through the PC98 games. I've played and cleared each games in consecutive order since I've started playing. ok I tasted EoSD once before playing the PC98 games.

>> No.4622125

>>4619306
is she grabbing reimu's tit?

>> No.4622127

>>4622111
Fuck, I remember that movie from when I was five. Damn, I haven't even thought about it since then.

>> No.4622137

>>4622123
So you admit that you think EoSD is the first Touhou game

>> No.4622140

Threads like this are cancer. Get out of /jp/, all of you.

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Came expecting Maribel & Renko thread, got mounds of shit in return.

Honestly, I'm not surprised.

>> No.4622156

>>4622149
Anyone posting green lex luthor.jpg has no right to call anything shit.

>> No.4622159

>>4622137
no I admit to trying EoSD first, not thinking it was the first game since after trying it I went home and googled Touhou and downloaded the PC98 games.

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>>4622149
Everyone just needs to learn to ignore that troll. Let his posts flow off you like water.

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>>4622156

You need to relax.

>> No.4622172

>>4622163
No. I'd range ban your faggot ass on sight for posting that image here. You want rage? I got it, you piece of shit.

>> No.4622175

>>4622159
No, you googled IOSYS and learned the Perfect Math Class dance

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>>4622172

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>>4622172

Sir have I wronged you in some way? It's a funny image, quit gettin' mad on 4chan.

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>>4622140
Remember, way back in middle school or whatever, it was P.E. and you were all out on the half-courts? There you were with your other loser friends idly tossing a ball at the hoop. Then out of nowhere all us popular kids came over and took the ball and said "Get out, this is our court now."

Thats whats happening, now.

>> No.4622185

Congrats everyone, we have managed to build the single worst thread on /jp/ to date.

>> No.4622187

>>4622183
I played four-square in middle school. We used our feet only, shit was fun as hell.

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>>4622183
you can never break my japanese spirit

>> No.4622195

>>4622159
"played since the PC98 games" implies that you've been playing Touhou since before EoSD came out, tripfag. If you'd said "played the PC98 games" you would have been right, but adding the word "since" implies that you played them back when they were the only Touhou games around, which you have admitted it false.

I don't care about your stupid troll fight, but at least learn English.

>> No.4622199

I sat around discussing Sailor Moon during PE.

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>>4622160
I try I honestly do. well ok maybe not try but I do ignore half the shit they post. Anyways time for me to contribute

>> No.4622214

>>4619306
Why is Reimu wearing that weird hat?

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>> No.4622222

>>4622214
because it's silly.

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>>4622195
I've said it earlier. english is my second language. Cree was my first since was raised on a reserve up north. honostly I don't see why people get so huffed up when someone's grammar/pronunciation/spelling is wrong.

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>> No.4622262

This thread is awesome.

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>> No.4622273

>>4622247
Wow, your first language sucks. Sorry.

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>>4622273
FUCK YOU! Atleast nobody got angry at you for not saying something right, they would ask you what you meant and it would clear up.

>> No.4622307

>>4622247
It matters when your grammar mistakes change the meaning of what you're trying to say.

Also people would pick on them less if you didn't use a name and a tripcode.

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>> No.4622353

Imagedumps with only one person dumping are the saddest thing.

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>>4622353
its true....

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last one

>> No.4622378

>>4622353
I'd dump but I don't want to be associated with this guy.

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>Reimu, I wanna make love~

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>> No.4622405

Please everyone, please just let this horrible trainwreck of a thread die.

>> No.4622428

>>4622405
the more you whine, the longer it lasts

>> No.4623831

Whoa, just woke up, what the hell happened to this thread?

>> No.4625410
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4625410

yukari, I wanna make love~

>> No.4625606

>>4621771
Source of that?

>> No.4625681

This thread is so fucking awesome.
Bump for more intelligent discussion.

>> No.4625935

I don't get it - is the girl with the hat Reimu?

>> No.4625989

>>4625935
sure

>> No.4625997

>>4625935
She's Sleepy Reimu.

>> No.4626008

>>4625935
Get out

>> No.4626010

>>4625606
Pleease?

>> No.4626026

>>4626010
ONIS OUT

>> No.4626619

make love to her reimu, don't be a fag

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