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46217498 No.46217498 [Reply] [Original]

if your parents offered to get you a yukkuri for your birthday what breed would you ask for?

pros & cons, for consideration:
-Reimu/Marisa
+ the most affordable breeds due to their ubiquity, you may end up with one regardless of preference if your family is poor
- lack of prestige in consequence of the above
- kleptomania in case of the latter
-Cirno
+ free refrigeration, simply lock them in the cupboard with the food (must be gagged to prevent it being eaten)
+ can be made to produce ice cream by feeding them milk and sugar, vigourously shaking them, then squeezing them
- cold condensation can damage your walls
-Rumia
+ effective rodent pesticide
- must wear shoes indoors to prevent loss of toes
-Meiling
+ chinese lessons
- may insist on being used as a home security system in place of burglar alarms or upgraded locks; very ineffective at preventing break-ins
-Patchouli
+ can readily be taught to perform simple to semi-complex tasks due to high intelligence, may easily be motivated to do so through promising them books
+ the only breed that can reliably be taught to read and write, may then be brought in to your job to assist with paperwork, can also write and send computer emails with a special input device
- if not yet literate may instead satisfy their book obsession by chewing on them
-Sakuya
+ housekeeping
- will only follow orders if you give them while dressed in remilia cosplay
-Remilia/Flandre
+ ability to fly is useful in some circumstances, eg if snowed in and conventional communications are down they may be used as carrier pigeons to contact rescue services
- aristocratic pride causes difficulty in training
- blood loss

>> No.46217522
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46217522

>>46217498
I choose (Ku)rumimi.

>> No.46217539

it would be nice to have yukki fly (more or less) around, so maybe remi/flan. but i like the classic reimu/marisa and patchy looks comfy... oh there's also the ran/chen combo, very cute and nice. there's no bad yukkuri, maybe a surprise is for the best.

>> No.46217743

Definitely Patchouli, and I'd spoil and pamper and cuddle her.

>> No.46217790
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46217790

I want a Suika.
+rape me
+rape her
-spend too much on booze

>> No.46218082
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>>46217539
-Ran and Chen
+ soft and can double as a pillow and sleep aid respectively
+ Ran is capable of housekeeping
+ Chen is very cute
- cannot be bought separately
- tails require your help to maintain
- Chen isn't very reliable and gets into trouble more often than not

-Yukari
+ easy to maintain
+- doesn't do a whole lot
- snores

>> No.46218101

>>46217498
Kaguya. Maybe Ran and Chen too.

>> No.46222934

>>46217498
>-Rumia
>- must wear shoes indoors to prevent loss of toes
Damn, how embarrassing would it be to have to explain you're missing digits because of a yukkuri attack.

>> No.46222962

>>46217498
Reimu

>> No.46222975

>>46218082
how loud can it be a yuyukari snore?

>> No.46223365

>>46217498
Idk.... just imagining what they would look like in real life gives me literal chills

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>>46223365
chills of delight?

>> No.46224353
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46224353

depends on if how big they are. if they're like knee-height i wouldn't bother getting a little reimu or marisa. But if they're very tiny i'd get the entire SDM team for their multipurpose and feeling bad for leaving them without each other

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46224398

>drinks all of your sake
mukyumukikikyumukyu

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>> No.46227399

>>46217498
what

>> No.46227482

>>46227399
nani?

>> No.46228192

>>46217498
Patchouli sounds so much better than the others. Are you sure you aren't misrepresenting the Marisa yukkuri? Surely they are also very prone to literacy?

>> No.46228257
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46228257

my reimu and marisa are not acting right

>> No.46228292

>>46228257
i can clearly tell they're not taking it easy at all.

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>>46228192
you would think so, but from the depictions we have of her it's clear the only use yukkuri marisa has for books is to make nests for napping in from the pages
it's not understood why the degree to which yukkuri share the behavioural characteristics of their likenesses differs between breeds, perhaps in marisa's magical essence the desire for learning is a somehow recessive trait and thus overpowered by the yukkuri desire for taking it easy, while it's dominant in patchouli's and so still manifests?

>> No.46228710

>>46228697
I think we need to start a Marisa-Patchouli breeding program.

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46228907

>>46228710
no anon. the patche race will stay pure.

>> No.46237783

>>46217498
Definitely Patchouli, and I'd spoil and pamper and cuddle her.

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>> No.46246994

>>46224353
Would you also get them a mini-SDM to live in?

>> No.46251744

>>46217498
which one can i breed with asking for a friend

>> No.46251751

>>46251744
Any of them

>> No.46257740

Can't take it easy.

>> No.46258040
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46258040

Shhh! Look over there! The Sage of the Forest is taking it easy!

>> No.46258166
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46258166

>>46217522
Does she come with those fuzzy getsu animals included, or do you have to purchase them separately?

>> No.46263309

>>46258040
she looks very serious for being in easy mode

>> No.46263456
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46263456

>>46217498
You can't take it easier than this.

>> No.46271487

>>46263309
A Patchy's intellectual curiosity ensures she never stops observing the world around her.
Well, almost anyway. I'm sure she might immerse herself deep into a book.

>> No.46275129

>>46258166
Getsukus are limited edition only. There may have been copyright issues with them, and since no one can truly beat GRT, few have been deemed worthy of owning a pair.

>> No.46279087

>>46263456
Despite their easy nature I think a Kaguya would be relatively high maintenance for a yukkuri. You'll be sure to brush her hair, right?

>> No.46279409

>>46279087
sure, i would also scratch her chin.

>> No.46281919

>>46279409
but that's where her anus is

>> No.46286470

>>46217498
Definitely Patchouli, and I'd spoil and pamper and cuddle her.

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