/jp/ - Otaku Culture

big hebi

She's leaving soon

I'm not ready

>>46197441
Or a smol wan.

>>46197435
People! Ever since Helldivers 2 released and Starship Troopers became popular and trending in social media because of Helldivers 2. I have noticed so many people now openly hating bugs and automatons. Boys are now yelling out "THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!" and "I hate socialist robots!!!"

Helldivers 2 and Starship Troopers trending in social media is a successful Order psyop and propaganda campaign isn't it? No doubt the Order's recruitment and enlistment rates are now going up thanks to it. Poor greenworms now facing racist insults and tirades everywhere...

Personally, I think that apophis is the most purple monster.
Thoughts?

>>46197484
might need to measure her breast weight to be sure

>>46197484
Definitely tastes the most purple, that's for sure.

Powerslut here. I saw something that made my day today. I went in a run down gas station to use the bathroom, and it had those awful condom and sex pill dispensers. I saw one that said "Horny Goat Weed", and laughed so much the owner gave me a funny look when I left, and I later found out it's a flora grown in East Asia as an aphrodisiac and male enchantment thingy, and I kept thinking about how I'd love to give my Bapho wife some to see her reaction. Dammit, now I want someone to draw (You) giving a Bapho the stuff and then she pounces on (You).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimedium

>go back to Deonora's castle
>on her bedroom wall is a painting of a huge red dragon destroying an entire city with its breath
>after a few seconds, she notices you staring at it
>"Oh... I, um... I probably should take that down"

>be fast food wagie
>take metro train from apartment suburbs to MGC
>have to deal with hags breathing down my neck and pyrows making fun of my job when they see my hat on the train
>arrive to Oni Burger
>my blue oni boss chides me for being late by one minute
>"Anon, where were you?! We got customers, and they're hungry!"
>get to flipping burgers and dousing them with beer and sake all day per Oni cooking methods with red oni coworker
>dormouse customer at drive thru keeps falling asleep trying to order at the menu
>have to cook the orders of a whole family of echidnas, which means I have to work hard to make nuggets and burgers and chicken sandwiches and the Oni-Rib and fill different drink orders for over 18 Echidna kids and their two parents
>Danuki customer pays me at the register with an "IOU" instead of money and my blue oni boss gets mad at me for it
>wock customer comes to the register after finishing her meal but not to make an order, she just wanted to tell me I'm a good cook in between burping and then leaving
>she comes back through the drive thru for another order anyway
>unruly Hellhound punk customer spills her soda and whistles across the restaurant saying "WAGIE WAGIE! CLEAN IT UUUUP!"
>blue oni boss snaps at me for not paying attention and thrusts the mop into my hand
>finally get to clock out at 1AM and take the train home
>have to deal with the Undead since they take the metro at night
>lich sitting next to me keeps telling me about how she'd like to experiment on my young flesh
>two Wight bitches sitting further down in the car whisper about how "working class scum are so disgusting" while looking my way
>get home and get to sleep in my small apartment for five hours before I have to get ready to go to work again at 6AM
>fast food job at Oni Burger isn't paying enough to cover my rent, landlord is telling me she'll have no choice but to evict me if I can't make dues (my landlord is the same Danuki who gave me an IOU at work earlier)
B-Boy, I sure love living in MGC alright! Haha... hahahaha....

>>46197643
>he doesn't know getting "evicted" by his danuki landlord just means she moves him into her home and makes him into a househusband

>>46197643
Just date that Wock and marry her and become her stay at home chef. Don't you know Wocks are absolutely loaded with cash? How else would they be able to afford all that food they eat?

>>46197435

>>46197464
beeg boogs...

What does it mean when the human woman has dark energy radiating from her?

>>46197761
It means you like human women.

anybody figure out what you're supposed to do with a fox after you unseal them?

>>46197941
Make more foxes!

>>46197941
Sex.

>everyone told me not to go near foxes because they would trick me
>go near a fox
>instead she just hugs me and clings to me and lets me hold her close while giggling and kissing each other sensually
>pat her head and rub her funny twitching ears while she coos and snuggles her head into my chest
>I don't feel tricked but actually am happy?????
I don't get it, why do people say foxes are so bad? My new fox wife doesn't seem bad at all!

>>46197643

I don't think I've ever heard a version of MGC that doesn't sound like a nightmare to live in (even in fics that aren't meant to be grimdark). I think I'd want to leave not long after moving there.

>>46198034
yeah but the rent's great

>>46198005

If I kill myself now before any portals, will I still be eligible for a monster wife once they come to our world?

>>46198100
Sounds like a question only the patreon Q&A can answer.

>>46198100
Nope. Just an eternity in this world's Hell, of which there are no friendly or cute monsters.

I want to spank a Succubutt.

Don't worry monsters, if anything I'm going to be making YOU the sandwich.
A knuckle sandwich!

>>46198109
They are snappy and business like.
>cute
yes
>friendly
probably not

There's a creek that runs through my land that has a waterfall and I keep catching monsters bathing under it. Don't they know not to trespass and do their homes not come with a shower? How do I stop them

>>46198132
amazon butt crack

>>46198132

I want to rub oil into an Amazon's toned back

>>46198119
Nope, the monsters in our Hell are all male and/or trannies.

Hell is empty and all the demons are up here.
Seriously, they can't find a house! Let them live with you! Please! Don't leave a dork out in the cold!

>>46198160
Did the hell freeze?

>>46198132
After playing so much Black Reliquary I can't stop thinking about amazons on skimpy clothes and beautiful toned bodies

>>46198160

I'd rather have a Demon or Imp at my door than a Lilim

>>46198136
>>46198140
>>46198170
You shouldn't stare or you'll get caught. You've got to learn to take glances with your peripheral vision so she doesn't notice

>>46198132
Imagine the gape potential

Marry the bug

>>46198224
i'm doing my part

>>46198224
You will not destroy our way of life!

>>46198213
With how trained those anal muscles are I bet she can open willingly and close so tight that not even liquids can get in

>>46198224
feed the bug

>>46198251
The signing of the treaty of appolsworth... was a low day for humanity

>>46198100
>If I kill myself now
Why would you do that when orangutans are endangered and you could help them?

>>46198257
I will never forgive the greenworms for stabbing us in the back like that. Selling out OUR appols to THIER grubby insect mouths...

>>46198262
That's a good point
I will donate the money I have to help them

>>46198262
>>46198271
Could or would mamono mana reintroduce lots of lost biodiversity that occurs as a result of human civilization?

>>46198280
>sex dinosaurs
>sex insects
>Sex bees
>sex dodo
You could call it biodiverse but you'd be wrong

>>46198287
I mean animals and plant matter. I know boars can grow into gargantuan sizes when exposed to demon mana so I'm curious how this affects the rest of the ecosystem besides providing lush green paradises for humans.

Thank goodness Bees don't rape you, I have nothing to fear from the Bees that flutter around my rural house pollinating all the plants I have around while I sit back and relax in my lawn chair by the pool. They don't bother me at all.

>>46198298
IT'S HIP

>>46198298
Bees are good girls who would never do anything evil

>>46198307
what about when they get really drunk on fermented juice?

>>46198314
The worst that would happen is they revert back to communicating with dancing like regular bees and a bunch of drunk bees dancing is nothing to worry about

>>46198298
Yeah but don't fall asleep on the lawn chair, sleeping humans can't say no so they're basically consenting. You'll wake up to a Bee riding you.

>>46198224
then what?

>Beeposting
LMAO.
Really?
I mean... really?
Those fuzzy fuckers? Them? THOSE are your insect of choice.
I'm not judging or anything, it's not as if there's ANOTHER flying insect who is ALSO YELLOW AND BLACK but is A MILLION TIMES BETTER than BEES.

>real r-a-p-e-s of young boys and adult men

>75 free files listed

>files taken from a secret closed site

>site with a list of files

>>46198376

The chitinous hands of a Wasp typed this post

>>46198376
>ANOTHER flying insect who is ALSO YELLOW AND BLACK but is A MILLION TIMES BETTER than BEES.
I don't think a yellow and black Papillion is that much better but I suppose it could be worse you could be talking about wasps which would be wrong

Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a father

>>46198376
Tiny wasp waists
Huge wasp hips
Powerful wasp legs
You will not pull out.

>>46198376
Uh oh!
Looks like SOMEONE got surrounded and overheated by bees!
I mean, I couldn't imagine the proud monster behind this post losing to a bunch of weak, lame, 'fuzzy fuckers', right?

>Hundreds of bored Bee neets (or BEEts) doing nothing in their safe hives slandering hardworking wasps online again

>>46198420
Heh
beets

Imagine thinking bees exist. How gullible do you have be to believe fairy tales about a highly hierarchical race living in elaborately built communal housing made up of hexagons, where they just keep making sweets all day? And they have an evil counterpart race that doesn't make sweets and instead fucks up anyone that they don't like? Morons.

I AM NOT HEBI BAIT I AM NOT HEBI BAIT I AM NOT HEBI BAIT I AM NOT HEBI BAIT!!!!! Why does Miss Hebi wait outside my door for 6 hours a day? Does she have nothing better to do??? I'm a massive loser, so I sure as fuck don't have anything better to do, but doesn't she have a Ryu to serve or something?

I'll never be amazed at how quickly wasps get mad when men talk about how great the sweetest bug is

>Sweetest bug
Sweatiest bug more like LMAO

i like the honeypot ant girls better

>>46198475
Of course, they get sweaty they're out doing useful things like pollinating or making honey all day while wasps on the other hand sit around being mean

>>46198425
ms wasp who runs a confectionary because she wants to make sweet things too

>>46198492
Whats the point of getting sweaty if bees don't have the abs to lick?
Buff tomboy wasps win again.

I am an arachnophobe. No, I don't ACTUALLY want to fuck spiders, I genuinely hate them. Keep those fucking things away from me.

>>46198526
the classical tsundere

>>46198492
umm wasps pollinate flowers to look it up

>>46198526

I can't think of anything more likely to make me shit myself on first contact than an arachne-type mamano. I get that they're still a monstergirl, but how would I not focus on the literal giant spider that the girl's torso is stuck on top of.

Wasps, often misunderstood and unfairly maligned, play crucial roles in our bedrooms. Let’s debunk some misconceptions and appreciate these remarkable wives:

Pollinators: Some wasps also contribute to pollination. While bees are well-known pollinators, it’s essential to recognize that bees are essentially wasps that have “forgotten how to hunt” and evolved into specialized pollinators.

Resilience: Unlike many other insect populations facing decline, wasps seem to be more resilient. They continue to thrive despite challenges.

>>46198533
I will NOT fuck/date/love/kiss/hug or look at a spider. I HATE SPIDERS. THEY'RE CREEPY AS FUCK

Man I love bugs

So bugs, spiders, wasps and other insects have a sports league of their own? you know, since they have other holes like ovipositories and the butt is in other place in some cases.

I am mystery bait.
I will find out when the portals open

>>46198617
Bug love is pure love

>>46198119
I can't decide if I want to play HoMM3 with grumpy demon or have debilitating, endless sex with the love demon

>"Hehehee, hey! Hey anon! Hey! Anon! Anoooon! Guess what...? MONKEY BUTT! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

>>46198644

I need a Demon wife wearing this outfit!

>>46198657
What are these monsters going to do when these lame jokes get no reaction?

>>46198657

Imagine tomboy ape gf

>>46198657
Every time a monster does this kind of joke, punish them with anal sex. Vaginal sex if its a Cheshire doing it.

imagine licking and sniffing a sweaty brown minotaur's ripe butt

>>46198667

This is their attempt to follow the courting behavior of humans that they were told a second-hand basic explanation of so they can show they tried to learn to fit in.

But when the reaction they get is just a confused dude not laughing, they just shrug and pounce their new husband because they can always use the tried and true method.

>>46198644
Why not both? Play some HoMM3 with the grump while recovering between love demon sex

>>46197886
I really like this Gaia Online-esque creature

>>46198657
Butts with enough mass to clap are the best

I, the faithful cleric, have successfully defeated the evil Lich Queen by ensnaring her with blessed ropes using my binding spell! Now her reign of terror is over and her undead army shall scatter without her guidance! I have saved the day in the name of the Order!
...
Now, uh, what to do with the Lich herself. I can't actually kill her, my smiting spell won't work. She's just staring at me bereft of amusement, but she can't escape her bindings. Should I like.... bury her or something?

>>46198741
Set her free. Don't worry bro it will be okay if you took her tome away, she's powerless without it, trust me.

>>46197484
Shog is impossibly purple, more than the eyes could possibly see.

>>46198741
Seal her in the Crypt where she belongs

I NEED IT NOW

She's too good for the world. I cry.

>>46198741
use her as a pillow, a fitting end for such a fiend.

>>46198771
She'd better lactate

>>46198741
Anon, how do you know she isn't simply into bondage and is willingly letting you take her prisoner?

>>46198287
Does anyone have the picture of the Tasmanian Tiger Girl asking for your help to repopulate her species?

Can I get oujo kikis at the maid academy? Or is there some super fancy maid academy somewhere?

How do I prevent those predatory soft elves with giant tits from preying on me for being a lone human man? I don't want to go out wandering and suddenly get tackled and eat a facefull of elf tits, and the last thing I need is and elf moving in with me. How do I keep the Elves away?

>>46198908
Just give any Elf you run into an apple. An apple a day keeps the Elf away.

>>46198920
Is this true? Do apples really keep Elves away?

>>46198928
Yea, just throw it at her and it will knock her out

>>46198908
Pour water on them.

>>46198928
No, that's several Greenworms in a trenchcoat pretending to be an Elf.

>>46198928
Nah I'm just fucking with you. You're gonna get raped lol you can't stop an Elf.

>>46199052
I look like this and say this

>>46199052
I want to get pampered by a Troll Christmas cake auntster

>>46199091
perfect height difference

>>46199069
Same but I'm bald

>What if Kakuen-chan was BETRAYED by her friends and TRAPPED in Pandemonium?

>>46199091
I hope I never run into a Monster this big, I don't want them to hold me and treat me like I'm just a play toy or doll in their hands.

>>46197435
You're going to have to convince me why I should even entertain the idea of moving into Zipangu-

>the average Zipangese girls look like this

Holy shit, Zipangu girls look like that and are that cute and feminine? ...Okay, I'm listening.

>>46199114
bejitabro, the halls can’t know we’re on the moe board…

>>46198376
No one will ever suspect a swarm of Japanese Murder Hornets swarming down their neighborhood!

>Farmboy Anon and his hive of honeybee mamono in their humble little bee farm
>Honey extraction time!
>Suddenly *dun dun DUUUNN!*
>A gang/swarm of delinquent-sukeban murder hornet gals threateningly approach Farmboy Anon and his apiary, the honeybee girls are scared
>"おい！素敵な養蜂場がありましたね！甘い蜜と弱ったミツバチがたっぷり！あの蕁麻疹に何かあったら大変ですね!" One of the murder hornet gals say to the Farmboy Anon as she approaches him. "I said that's some sweet honey and cute weak little bees ya got there! Care to give us some of that nectar, boy?"
>Says the murder hornet gals as she darts a threatening gaze and smile at the timid bee girls

Poor anons and their honey bees. How might it end?

>>46199222
That's why you should have Japanese honeybees, they know how to fight back.

>>46199238
I've seen the nature videos and documentaries. Giant Asian Hornets BTFO and mog the itty bitty little honey bees. We can only hope and prey those sukeban hornet gals aren't too rough.

Just a PSA, you know the "30-50 feral P'Orcs" you've heard about in your neck of the woods? Well, they're getting bigger.
Also good luck getting the musk out of your house if they break inside at some point. That'll be there to stay.

>>46198809
She's a seaport, she definitely has the capabilities to "resupply" her husband after helping him "unload" his cargo (both the metaphorical 'take some weight off his shoulders' and a more literal sperm joke)

>>46199256
Ah yes, the rare armored lamia

Do you think mercenaries get teased more than regular order soldiers when captured by monsters?

Mamonos will open the portals in the future and be met with our super army. They will encounter something more fierce and terrifying than anything the Order could ever make in their world. They will encounter power armored soldiers, genetically engineered superhuman supersoldiers, exotic high powered microwave laser rifles and plasma cannons. They will be face to face with our future mecha corps and our massive humanoid steel soldiers that mount beam swords and 200mm autocannons. They will have to deal with our formidable united nations space navy and its millions of ships (that oddly resemble WW2 vessels for some reason) capable of orbital bombardment. We will have normalized nuclear warfare to the point that our foot soldiers will be carrying tactical nuclear weapons and grenades. We will have invented FTL by that time, and colonized many worlds. There will be billions and billions and billions of angry humans ready to fight back against this interplanar menace of monsters. Our technology won't care about their "magic". They will run in fear when they see the first mechas step through the portals and open fire.

We will conquer THEM. They better hope they have good diplomats to sign the formal treaties under which they surrender and agree to become our protectorate. WE will OWN THEM.

>>46199314
Yeah that sounds like a great idea, "conquer" monsters by forcing them into a treaty and thus allowing them to be able to get into the government eventually. I'm sure that won't end with them ruling future humanity after marrying enough politicians at all.

>>46199292
>Do you think mercenaries get teased more than regular order soldiers when captured by monsters?
I might be just dumb or not that bright, but please elaborate more on what you mean by that.

>>46199329
Hehe, silly demon realm shill. The monsters just stepped foot into something akin to Helldiver's Super Earth, they won't marry their way into power when Managed Democracy is in place!

>>46199336
I was writing a paper for a grad school class on how knights were subject to certain treatments depending on their status when they were captured. This led to a fun thought about a mercenary getting captured after a battle and teased that he wanted a monster wife so bad he made it his job or something along those lines.

>>46199314
>our super army
brother, the earth army will never unite against anything. and if one country is foolish enough to send troops in, that means all other countries can take that one over. But sure, you can own a mamono if you're into that (she'll be into that too though)

>>46198526
>>46198571
Sounds like you secretly want to fuck spiders

>>46199407
You really don't have any faith in humanity. Never speak on the matter again you psuedo-intellectual misanthrope, there is nothing more than senseless than thinking we'd sit here with thumbs in our mouths if a literal portal full of interdimensional invaders opened. Nah, we're conquering them and taking their oil for all mankind. We don't have a reason to fight each other again if there's new worlds now open for us to go work together to take instead.

>>46199424
NO I DONT STOP TELLING ME I SECRETLY WANT TO FUCK SPIDERS I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH SPIDERS STOP CALLING ME A "TSUNDERE" ITS NOT AS SUBVERSIVE AS YOU THINK ITS CALLED FUCKING FEELINGS PEOPLE HAVE THEM
I WILL N O T FUCK A SPIDER

>>46199471
This anon's I Want To Fuck Spiders Level is off the charts!

I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE HATE HATE HATE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alp in a short skirt with stockings that gives her just the right amount of thigh gap and a tight fitting blouse that accentuates her small chest while wearing her hair in a ponytail and being incredibly embarrassed when she realizes how pretty she really is.

>>46199513
This will be you soon enough.

So many anons have lost in Malevelon Creek, haven't they?

>>46199544
Lost in what

>>46199544
>>46199563
Can democracy truly hold out against the onslaught of automaton and terminid pussy?

>>46199292
i can imagine monster girls would think less fondly of non-order mercs. cause they arent brainwashed goons, these are men who know monsters are people too and choose to fight them as people do fight people especially when coin is involved.

>>46199222
>they forget they are in mgusa
>Instantly surrounded by 100000 bees with ds.223 rifles on hand

Bugs can't get me, I have a bugzapper.

>>46197643
Time to snap, become MGC joker. Makes them pay

>>46199593
I need a Marshmallow Cheshire

>>46199591
If said mercs use demon silver, they will be well treated and let free

D O N O T B E L I E V E H E R L I E S

>>46199646
those are tricky and invisible
they only show up to grin and laugh at anons when they are tricked

This weasel is going to put you into a 52 hit corner combo

>>46199673
But what if I use CROSS COUNTER?

>>46199457
>really don't have any faith in humanity
after i've been sent by humans to war against humans, yea i don't have a reason to keep faith in 'humanity'. Have fun in your stupid world of tribal conflict, I'm gonna live in a countryside farm utopia with my holstaur wife instead

>I'm cutting you off, no more booze until you pay your tab!

>>46199682
She will be sad you didn't let her do her flashy moves and will instead resort to abusing the one frame grabs every monster has

>>46199682
KISS COUNTER is the only move not banned

>>46199649
demon silver would likely become the cheapest option so using them just makes monetary sense.

>>46199694
Based, green demon realm with a Holstaur wife is paradise.

>>46199718
suck her tits in retaliation

>>46199694
if a wife is guaranteed either way, might as well fight

Pitbull kobolds are great for looking after your kids

>>46199457
I get that it's just internet shitposting, but you'd have to be underage or just barely 18 and never got to live on your own to even joke about that kind of shit.
It all doesn't matter anyway, vast majority would instantly side with mamono as soon as word came out that they offer liberation from the soulless grind we call "life" on this side.

>>46199866
Only those with names like "Bloodfiend" or "Obliterator". If they're named like "Cupcake" or "Princess", they're bad influence on kids.

>>46199866
Squishy...

>>46198868
You gotta keep your eye out during the hiring process, check there files, long prestigious maid families are what your looking for

>>46199907
Okay but why does she need the knives

Is marriage a mandatory part of flayer therapy or can I get fixed without it? Are there practices that won't put "you love me" in there as a rider?
I'm fine with abyssal girls, I'd just like to make an informed decision after the fact when I can think straight.

>>46199915
Thats lvl1 kobold rogue

>>46199915
To cut roots, to make root beer.

>>46199916
>Is marriage a mandatory part of flayer therapy or can I get fixed without it?
Just make sure your therapist flayer is married?

>>46199919
Kobolds sound like dorks.

>>46199926
It feels kind of weird to specifically shop around for a married therapist. Then you have to make sure they don't have any kids or anything. Still, it'd probably work.

HELP! THERE'S A CURSED SWORD CHASING ME AND SHE'S THREATENING TO SLIT MY THROAT!

>>46199932
I’m gonna let you in on a little secret anon, all monster girls are dorks. That wise and powerful Pharaoh? Dork. The cute Holstaur barista? Dork. The gangs of Pyrows that hang around liquor stores trying to get older men to buy them alcohol? Dorks. Deonora? Megadork. The demon lord and all her literal sex goddess daughters? Dorks every last one.

>No sir, just becuase pandas like to play, does not mean that ren xiongmao's are all in to Yugioh
>No Sir, "wolfgang" is a popular german firstname, it does not refer to werewolf clansmen
>No sir, poring redbull on plantgirl soil will not affect the plants the way you desire
>No sir, lilims do not roll a D20 when deciding what monsters they turn women into.
>Yes sir, bumble bee girls exist, but that doesnt mean the honey is thicker
>No sir, cursed armor does not come with a "henshin belt"
>No sir, dragons just becuase dragons are prideful about their legacies does not mean you get to call them "wine virgins"
>No sir creeping coin money is not legal tender, reforge the excess and sell it that way
>No sir, putting cookies on the topshelf and watiching baphomets struggle to get them is not considered torture porn
>Sir, ogre six is not call the "reverse hulk smash"
>Sir, even dark preists have limits to what they do... I dont think I've even herd of... that.
>No sir, there is no "kuro hebi with filthy manwhore fire"
>No Sir, there are MANY kinds of elves, be thankful ours are relativly nicer.
>No Sir, garlic bread is not a "banned vampiric substance"
>... thats not what holy water is, sir
>No sir, sending tiktoks to druella, the demon lord or any roal makai associate will not convince them to "nuke humanity to bible times"

>>46199955
She just wants your neck juice (spiritual)!

>>46199994
>ren xiongmao
Now THERE is a monster that slipped through the cracks

>>46200015
>cum in the panda
>+5000 social credit points

>>46199958
Tough talk coming from middle aged virgin

>>46200022
Hey I’m not eve close to middle aged.

Is it normal that everytime I play Thriller a bunch of random zombies appear from nowhere and begins to dance?

>>46200079
Yeah, that sounds about right.

Gonna start ugly crying the moment the dragons tries to attack me.
She'll either take pity on me or be too disgusted to fight me. Either way I win.

need cyberpunk raiju

I'm gonna grab up a loli Kiki at the Kikimart and put a gun to her head and tell the Kiki clerks to open the cash registers and give me all the money or else I'll paint the aisles with her brains which they'll have to clean up!

Gonna help the dragon lay her eggs by doing her in the ass.

>>46200124
No you don't

>>46200136
super chesh has already replaced your firearm with a squirt gun and given you a BIG kiss

you must purge the demon that is bound within your head anon, don't listen to her

>>46200160
Oh no! Now I'm powerless! I'm gonna get raped by the very loli Kiki hostage I hold in my arms! Unless... I spray the squirt gun on the floor, making a mess that all the Kikis will compulsively clean up, thus leaving them distracted and giving me ample time to make my escape!

Make breakfast for your monstergirl wives

>>46200215
My fridge is empty, instant noodle for lunch

>>46200215
Her breakfast consists of my semen, my breakfast consists of her milk.

>>46200215
Picrel is breakfast of my Lamia wife

>>46200215
I would but she gets weird whenever I try to cook something. I think she sees the gas stove as competition.

>>46200266
Time to use her as your stove then?

>>46200266
Miss dragon knows it wasn't 6 million

>>46200435
obviously, she knows her horde has exactly 6 million and 12 gold coins you know what dragons are like

You did beat End Dragon-chain fairly, right anon? You didn’t just cheese her by using beds like a sweaty speedrunner did you?

>>46200457
Well you could say I DID use a bed to defeat her

>>46200457
Of course not. I cheesed her using by Artifact of Command and a stack of fifty crowbars.

The class rep looks a bit different today.

>>46200457
She looks like she bullies low-level adventurers.

>>46200500
gotta get an exorcism underway ASAP

>>46200500
Wonder what happens if you put several fox spirits inside the same woman.

The age of the cow

>>46200520
You want a schizo fox? Because that's how you get a schizo fox.

>>46200500
The Fox's Curse!

Wow, anons are not making any effort in beating the "loosing to robot girls in Malevelon Creek" allegations.

>>46200534
It's that easy? Sign me up. What's the worse that could happen?

>>46197441
Big hebis are the best

>>46200571
you weren't there man, you wouldn't understand

Al human women will be monsterized into holstaurs
Sorry no refunds

>>46200640
Good, that means I know what species to avoid.

>>46198293
Probably but everything will get big most likely like it says in the lore, that even predators like wolves and bears get big from being exposed to demon mana they just leave monsters and humans alone. Where there is kinda your stereotypical monsters left in MGE its just they’re animals with gigantism anymore rather than monsters like liches and shoggoths.

>>46200628
Damaged goods

>>46200702
Scars are hot.

I am a human who has been transformed into a vassal demigod of the Chief God. I cannot be raped by monsters, I am more power than any of them. I am basically Heracles, I would mess them up.

>>46199958
>The gangs of Pyrows that hang around liquor stores trying to get older men to buy them alcohol? Dorks.
man I wanna do some dorky activities with a roaming pack of Pyrows, stuff like playing boardgames or nerding out about a videogames tournament like a bunch of dorks, except only one of them looks like a dork and the rest look like bombshell gyarus straight from the fashion magazine's third page

>>46200725
Literally Lilim bait.

>>46200734
Anon would get humiliated for being such a nerd and milked dry while being made fun of by pyrows

>>46200760
>get rekt fkin casul
>well what is it? are u pro yet?

Stop sticking sacks of fat to the chest of your harpy wife, if you want her to remain aerodynamic, most of her weight should be proportioned below the waist.

>>46200717
If you don't think about how they get them

Cow harpies

>>46200839
>if you want her to remain aerodynamic, most of her weight should be proportioned below the waist
Absolute bullshit

>>46200839
Anon, there is a reason people eat chicken breasts. Birds are supposed to be to heavy, and center their weight towards their wings.

>>46200840
While shaving themselves

>>46200867
Wrong, tortured by inquisitor

>>46200888
Inquisitor forcefully shaves all wans and kots

>>46200840
Just from hunting mamono realm beasts probably.

>>46200899
>the sheep just make it weird so he delegates on them

PLEASE MS. YUKI-ONNA MAKE IT COLD AGAIN I HATE SUMMER

>>46200957
They are looking at me...

Me begging Miss Lim 'not to do it' as she leans over my handcuffed and restrained form on the bed, hovering her wet pussy just above my virgin penis like my life depended it.

I found the demon principals fanfiction account what do I do?

>>46201013
Depends on what kind of fanfiction she's writing.

>>46201013
Impregnate her

>>46200857
Disgusting.

need spider bondage

>>46201026
People always say "oh I wish I had a giant spider girlfriend" but if a giant spider came at you in real life I guarantee you would shit yourself.

>>46201038
My eyes would be too busy with those giant knockers to be afraid

>>46201038
Well, being scared is part of the fun too.

>>46201013
>Tags: Age Difference, Teacher/Student, Bondage, Mommy Kink
You’re fucked anon especially if your name is the same as the MC in her fanfic.

>"Don't worry anon, I'm a Dodo harpy, I'm too heavy from my... "assets", I can't even fly. I don't run that fast either, I don't have any chance of catching you if you were to run away, I couldn't possibly rape you like the other Harpies could at all. They all pretty much tell me I'm pathetic and will never be a rapist like they are, it makes me feel kinda sad, huuuu....."
Do you trust her word? Will you get away from her easily?

>>46201079
>Find the principal’s AO3 account
>Story about young delinquent fucking his demon principal to avoid suspension
>Name isn’t mine

>>46201087
She probably releases pheromones like Miss Cockatrice making you want to rape her instead. That some people don’t know there is monsters out there that make men rape them rather than the other way around that is the norm for other monsters.

>>46201101
It would be a lot more awkward if it was your name

Get in loser.

>>46201116
>TFW It’s literally just your name in another language to hide that it is you even though the personality and habits of the MC is scarily similar to your own.

>>46201130
>diving head first in there.
>instant recovery from any negative effects
Fox magic is trully wonderous.

>>46200957
Miss Yuki onna niples protruding...very Disrespectful...sad!

>>46201114
Close, see the Dodo bird is so pathetic you just naturally take pity on her and allow her to rape you.

>>46201140
That would just be pity sex at that point.

You couldn't handle gyaru cockatoo harpy the moment you are not paying attention to her she starts screeching at you and forcibly winghug you

>>46201185
This would be a problem for my ADD ass.

>>46201038
get a small one then

Hatter gives off mom vibes. But where demon is more outspoken and imposing, hatter is more quiet and calm.
Demon WANTS to call you a good boy, and WANTS to fill that role of a loving authority figure.
Hatter doesn't even realise what's going on in your head. That is until you ask to rest your head in her lap - her reassuring presence, calm demeanor and warm persona eating away at you over time. At that point, she's happy to let you do whatever and treat you however will make you happiest.
Although, she has a curious distance at times while stroking your head, like she's lost in her head piecing together what she knows about you. Then finally, to her it's natural or logical you treat her with such reverence and love. It's intuitive why you want to be the little spoon or to be patted on the head. It makes sense in her weird hatter logic that she's a mom figure, a soft authority and rock for you to fall back on. She can see why and how this soft, loving relationship developed, and will naturally choose to continue it as it's only logical to do so.

A Hatter will never sit on my face. Weak men let women sit on them like a chair and I'm not a weak coward, I will never let a monster sit on my face.

i see hatter's eyes full of swirling madness and feel her trying to ensnare me. dark calculations; how to bring me closer, how to subvert my will and how to keep me dependent on her
basically regura hatter

Just take off her hat

>>46201155
druella's gambit

>>46201430
>take of her hat
>a sudden inexplicable force compells me
>fill her hat with my mana
>she puts it back on and smugs
Now what?

You don't need to fuck the bird
Just hold still while the bird fucks you

>>46201588
>hold still you wanker
>I'm going to shag you

If you hear any of these cop stories and it's about hellhound don't feel sorry for her she wasn't doing anything useful anyway

Ayyyyeeee

>>46201674
stop spamming AI slop, it's so fucking bland.

>>46201302
hatter thats built like a pixir mom

>>46197484
Flayers are also purple

>>46201319
A Hatter will never sit on your face because it doesn't want to kill you

>>46201721
lamentation hatter got me feeling undead

>>46201721
Death is a small price to pay for hatter ass.

>>46201721

This is the second Wight-hugging-ass art I've seen and I have no idea why I love it so much

>>46201683
Indeed. Let's get back to a mix of the same five artists over and over again instead.

Someone needs to give Dr. Lich a stern talking-to.

>>46201752
yeah, it'd be a real shame if something looked the same over and over again

>>46201752
Yes, I'll take 5 different art styles over one soulless amalgamation

>>46201721
This is how I will die.
Asphyxiating underneath hatter's giant ass.
Breathing in her spore-infused butt musk so it is a painless transition into undeath.

Go for the weak points.

Heaven and Hell are real.

>>46201869
Hell is other people.

>>46201674
>shog has access to your phone

YWNCFI

You will never conquer Falkland Islands

>>46201880
>shog is your phone

Where did the hatter has a massive ass thing come from?

>>46201905
Simply observing reality.

>>46201905
From her eating too many cakes.

I'm going to go to the monkey jungle and pop some balloons

>>46201905
Hatter drinks tea at the tea table.
To do that she must sit.
So she needs a large fruiting body to sit with.
And also preferably something soft to sit on.
Anon's face is squishy and soft, so logically, she should sit upon that. It only makes sense.

>>46201936
I prefer the chesh behind

>enter hagville maze
>place hidden speaker
>remote play crying sounds on the speaker
My evil plan

>>46201954
I'll concede that chesh has a nice, large, shapely behind that no man could resist - perfect for playing pranks and facesitting.
But let's not kid ourselves into thinking that she can compete with hatter's dumptruck.

I wanna fuck my boss.

>>46201975
Ah, no I'm not a fan of but on face, I find this gross. I just prefer the mob face cat

Molest elf ears.

Molest elf ears.

>>46202071
I thought you meant chesh's behind, rather than the kot in the background.

Monsters with big behinds are the best

>>46201762
And anons said AI can't create new things. Not good things. But I didn't see it coming.

why doesn't cheshire just install source and stop being purple? Is she stupid?

>>46202137
There is nothing new about that.

Combining monster girls is nothing new. The human spirit and imagination is endless.

>>46202137
It can't, it's just a gacha girl with the body of a shog

>>46202136
I love when you can see huge titties leaking from the back, like they can't be contained

>>46202136
What does Miss Troll do if she catches you spying on her undressing and drying off in her bedroom with binoculars from your bedroom window next door?

>>46202171
She just walks towards you.
>b-but the walls
They are not a problem.

I simply cannot lose to monsters!

>>46202219
>I simply cannot lose to monsters!

>>46202185
That doesn't even make any sense. She's a Troll, not a ghost...

>>46202104
Yeah, I wasn't clear. my bad

>>46202239
There is more than one way to walk through a wall.

>>46202223
I'd never lose to a stupid mutt!
No matter how big and soft she is!

>>46202171
She will probably invite you for dinner that night and have a closer look by yourself after that

>>46202270
How about a small, bony one.

Troll in the dungeon

>>46202274
Small hounds are fine too

>>46202274
Absolutely revolting

>>46202291
How's a troll supposed to survive without sunlight?

>>46198071
Lap pillows.

>>46202295
The NEET troll manages it

>>46202298

>>46202295
Anon don't expose Trolls to the sun

>>46202308
Plants need sunlight to grow anon. Not exposing them to sunlight is like letting them starve

Knowing my luck, I'd probably wind up getting like a goblin wife or something in spite of my grandiose monwife desires. And you know what? I'll love her anyway.

>>46202371
I think most anons would be happy with the grand majority of mamono. It's easier to say what you wouldn't than list out every mamono by order of how much you like them, especially when they are not in your top 5.

I will not accept anyone outside my top 10. As long as there's one single girl of them somewhere around I will take her. She can be the stinkiest neet with the strangest tastes, I will take her over any royal succ/harpy/slime/whatever.

Remember that it is your moral duty to let any freezing mamono inside your house. You wouldn't want them to catch a cold, would you anon?

>>46202395

>>46202425
Cyberpunk enough for me.

>>46202308
I want to pound a Troll in the ass under a scorching summer sun, obviously with proper hydration

>>46202274
>loli Hellhound
>tomboy half of the time
>msgk the other half of the time

How old are you, Miss Troll?
>"G-Gweh?! W-well, I'm only around five hundred years by now...! E-Eheh..."
Hahaha you are five hundred and still single, you've gone that long and still haven't found a boyfriend! You're hopeless, hag! Lmao, go bake your cookies or something granny.
>miss troll tears up and runs off to her house with her crying face stuffed in hee big hands

>>46202500
Congratulations!
You have been selected for hag correction!
You will be hag'd shortly

Reminder that bee and wasp girls are drawn to the scent of barbecue and will ask for some.

>>46202447
You're on a path in the woods. On that path is a bridge, and under that bridge is a troll. You need to tap dat.

>>46202512
I love hags.

>>46202519
Put troll in bag.

>>46202447
Trolls are very used to that maneuver
They call it "plowing the field"

>>46202525
That's a big fucking bag

>>46202375
>earwig wife
>extremely strong maternal instincts
>promises she won't bite your ear
>gets mad if you insinuate that she is going to bite your ear
>she bites your ear anyway

>>46202512
She is not allowed to do that to me. I don't consent.

>>46199831
don't perpetuate war. war is horrific. it isn't cool or glorious or any of that shit at all. it's not like a videoegame. it's austerity and filth and spending every day trying to be a better murderer.

>>46202550
Your consent is merely optional.

>>46202512
Gotta love Eros' sense of poetic justice.

>>46202570
No its not. My feelings matter. I have rights.

>>46202578
>I have rights.
Look at this bloodbag.

Does hanging out with dhampirs make you vampire bait? It feels like that makes you an easier target for a damsel in distress plot.

>>46202578
Yeah. You will feel good.

>>46202625
>damsel in distress plot.
Wouldn't that be if you hung around vamps and a dhampir tried to "rescue" you from their "evil clutches"

>>46201965
why does this fucking town have a labyrinth in the middle of it. im not going to get my ass house of leaves'd just to live close to a bunch of older women

Always make sure to properly embarrass your Alp roommate by making her walk around in tiny shirts that leave her big pregnant belly exposed.

What is the Monster Girl equivalent of Heihachi Mishima? An old Hinezumi organizing a martial arts tournament to see who is worthy of inheriting her fortune?

>>46202649
Its a tourist attraction for anons to get lost in so they have to be "rescued"

>>46202649
Most mazes are born by a natural process called "A Wurm was looking for something"