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I'll become a dad, bros...

>> No.46187069

>>46187055
why is she laughing...

>> No.46187073

>>46187055
Cool, enjoy your litter of half human, half umbrella, half demon retards.

>> No.46187079

>>46187055
Make a different thread!

>> No.46187097

>>46187055
Congrats and GIWTWM

>> No.46187103
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>>46187069
Because she's so happy to be bearing my half human, half umbrella children!

>> No.46187129

>>46187069
She won't be laughing when her unborn half-umbrella child unfolds inside her womb

>> No.46187232

>>46187069
She finally surprised someone

>> No.46187782
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46187782

>>46187073
I will!

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>>46187055
SEEEXXOOOO

>> No.46189263
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46189263

I love my wife Kogasa so much!

>> No.46191752

>>46187069
She caught you
Now you're hers forever

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>>46191752
Oh nooo haha how terrible haha ;)

>> No.46194964

>>46187055
I wouldn't have to pay for the child support. Reimu will enforce the rules, and send that youkai packing making sure the restraining order is upheld.
She can take care of the mutt child as a single mother.

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>>46187055
Building a future with kogasa-chan.

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>>46187055
Congrats. It's hard work, but so rewarding.

>> No.46198870

>>46194964
Kogasa is a blacksmith
She can bribe the miko with metalwork she needs in order to look the other way as the umbrella hauls her new hubby home

>> No.46198910

>>46194964
>I wouldn't have to pay for the child support
Why would a future house husband pay child support?

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46198996

>>46187055

>> No.46199142

>>46198870
>blacksmith
I thought she was Asian

>> No.46202195
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46202195

Yamawaro were meant to be wives

>> No.46202376

>>46202195
Dumb idiot she would make a terrible wife i bet she couldn't fix a tv or something worth shit and she's nowhere near as pretty as other youkai you humans are idiots for lusting over mountain monkeys

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>>46202376
t. turtle

>> No.46202511

>>46187055
Bullshit, that bitch poked holes in the condom.

>> No.46202558 [SPOILER] 
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46202558

>>46202511
She got you good with that pregnancy scare, collected so much fear and anxiety she can subsist off that alone for years.
You know what to do next.

>> No.46202764

>>46187055
You pregnant with Kogasa's umbrella

>> No.46202950

>>46202558
Actually I was thinking I would get the Hakurei Shrine Maiden to exterminate her.

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