/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm 31 today, post cakes

Do NOT have sex with your pet catgirls. DO NOT.

Need elf harem

>>46183305

I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge.

>>46183345
be warned, there is a lot of useless megaman trivia up in here, mostly regarding the x series

Imagine having sex with mamonos couldn't be me

>>46183307
Pfffft. Whatever, you're not my REAL MOM! You can't tell me what to do. What's the worst that could happen?

I don't like Mamono because they believe in things like pre marital sex and they want to just meet and hookup instantly and get right to sex. It's all so unrealistic, I don't like it. You cannot love someone as a partner you've only just met. I would not be able to love a Mamono because they would have to get to know me first and I have to get to know them too, and they're all too unwilling to do that and make the relationship worthwhile by building it from the ground up. They are like store bought relationships or free samples from a food stand, it is not appealing to me. Sigh, I would rather just stay away from them since they aren't willing to try engaging me the right way and going on dates without it ending in sex the first time. I will not have sex until after marriage. Mamonos make me feel sad.

>>46183399
>t. unicorn bait

>>46183305
i know it does not mean much anon but happy birthday nonetheless

>>46183305
This guy's artstyle is so... greasy. Everything is so ugly and sweaty.
And going full tilt into 'wink wink nudge nudge' style of comedy doesn't help either.

I just want to be held and loved...

>>46183528
Me too, Anon. Me too.

I don't want to be loved or married I want to be alone.

I'm not gonna get caught by mamono because I follow the wise advice of anons in these threads!

>>46183543
This one right here, Miss Cupid.

>>46183566
I'll give you that one. If there's anything we're all great at, it's avoiding mamono.

>>46183399
dont pretend that if some 10/10 mamono would just walk up to you and slap your ass and ask if you want to fuck her you wouldnt accept

>>46183634
I get where that Anon is coming from. I'd assume that she's joking or that she's just trying to hurt my feelings. That's why a strong, careful spooder must ensnare me in her webs and dote on me until despite all my instincts I feel safe with her.

>>46183648
are you that anon that posted Jorou-Gumo? i dont think she is gonna be safe and doting with you at night time...

>>46183634
I would sarcastically tell her to buy me dinner first and move on or walk away. Self control is a thing anon and even if you don't have it that doesn't mean other people don't. I could avoid getting a boner surrounded by many skimpy women I find sexy if I truly put my mind to it. Like I said I am not willing to give the time of day to a Mamono who wants to try that harlotry with me. They will have to get me the old fashioned way.

>>46183669
Yes, I am. And of course she will! Eventually. Everybody sleeps at some point.

>>46183399
>You cannot love someone as a partner you've only just met.
Yes you can, I've been happily married to my wife for 500 years.
>>46183634
Bold of you to assume she'd ask.

i just need a cute shorstack cow

>>46183282
So you thought you, as a mamono realm adventurer/hero, could just charge into an enemy human nation, corrupt and monsterize its leadership and turn said enemy state into another demon realm... Instead you got immediately beaten by the enemy state's over leveled defenders and now here you are bound, restrained and presented to the queen of the enemy nation.

Are you proud of yourself now? You hoping mamono mana hentai meta might save you in your current situation?

>>46183883
>Are you proud of yourself now? You hoping mamono mana hentai meta might save you in your current situation?

By the power of monster girls, Demon Lord Lilith and hentai magic. I will break through my restraints and will charge that scantily clad queen and fuck her into hentai corruption! MGE is a Japanese hentai setting and I will use it's logic and ""meta"" to my advantage! Yes I will fuck that hag queen as she needs mamono mana correction!

There's just something so decadent about a girl who makes you hers via your own male instincts to grope, spank, and ogle. The sound of smacking her fat shiny ass over and over again rhythmically will drown out your moaning in endless hellish pleasure and gasping for air as you're covered in her latex film and made into a man who lives to give her cock 24/7

>>46183846
tall cow

I feel very unwelcome in Zipangu, the locals keep giving me disgusted or hateful glances with very red faces and cheeks and calling me a "white boy", a lot of landlords kept refusing me places to stay even though I'm willing to pay and they kept frustratingly going "no money, no money!" while motioning me towards their rooms in a way that seemed almost desperate... Desperate to get me to leave, of course. I went to a restaurant for a meal and the kitsune lady running it said something to me in her native language I didn't really understand but I heard her chirp out the word "money" and "free" while sporting this big grin so I assumed she was making me pay extra money freely just because I'm a gaijin, she seemed really confused when I complied and gave her a lot of extra money instead of make an issue of it, and I don't know why when it's what she asked me in the first place! Afterwards, she looked me in the eyes and did this hand motion up and down while licking her lips. She was literally gesturing to me about how she wanted to wring my neck for being a gaijin so I've decided to leave Zipangu. I am never going back to that hostile place again. Why are Zipangese people so xenophobic...?

>>46183996
You should go to the Mist Continent and seek a Hakutaku out next time if you're really this airheaded anon...

>>46183846
>>46183993
I need to suck on the tall one's tits while the small one gives me paizuri.

>>46183282
Fuck year Caturday! Get TOMMED NERDS.

Consider stone cold girls.

>>46183305

Imagine being the Lich who ended up being matched with a somewhat senile 89 year old man post portals opening. She's annoyed because he can't "get it up" and provide her with mana in his old age and he falls asleep very easily. She has to constantly help him find his glasses when he loses them and cross the street. She has to listen to his ramblings about the good old days and regrets over not getting married sooner and he just wants to sit in a chair and watch television for most of the day or play checkers, and the most eventful part of her day is fixing him broth or other soft foods since all his teeth fell out and he has dentures. She's constantly and scornfully hoping every day that he'll just get a heart attack and die already so she can resurrect him as an Undead Incubi that's actually useful so she can get essence already.

>>46183282

>>46184200
Miss lolibaba lich cares very much about her boomer husband do not write such slander

Is the Princess a Monster Girl?

>>46183479
That is his intent.

>>46184270
being intentionally disgusting doesn't make it any less disgusting

>>46184255
western bullshit isn't /jp/

>>46184290
Well excuuuuuse me

>>46184290
>when eastern people draw angel girls because they saw a western show
It's good enough for me.

>>46184254
No she doesn't, he is a stupid old man, he is worthless to her.

>>46184303
Of course it is, because you are a shitposting faggot.

evil hebi wants you to find more girls for your harem

>>46184374
Like bicorn but only picks the best.

Well I had an interesting dream last night, maybe because I was fooling around in Koikatsu before going to bed but it happened after I woke up to have my medication after a dental surgery and then fell asleep.
It had been a while since I had a dream about MGs and I was in highschool, it was an afternoon and we were practising for sports but it seems that I didn't have a partner, so my friend was with his Pyrows mom and she volunteered to be my partner in the cumflation tournament so we were practising for that.
She was so gorgeous and she was 2D in my dream and for some reason everything looked so real, she undressed while dancing in a very fast way while teaching stuff like "that was for points" and then she started undressing me herself biting my pants and underwear and pulling them off with her her, hell I was nervous as hell.
Then she opened up for me and we started doing the deed, she embraced me and started saying to follow a rhythm like if we were listening to music and she starting humming the "strike back" song from Guilty Gear as a guide to follow the rhythm, but despite all my effort I just couldn't hold it in and came inside, she embraced me with her legs and whispered: "don't pull it out, now just slowly keep thrusting while recovering to fool the judges, this is the recovery cheating maneuver for cumflation, believe me I used to participate a lot when I was young like you."
And we continued a slow session like that.
In the meantime I asked her why my friend wasn't competing with her, and she said that her son is a "grandma's boy" so she wasn't even considered and her grandma had been competing with him since kindergarten. Then I just looked around and saw my friend being leglocked by Yukari Yakumo while he was deep inside her butthole grinding his ass against Yukary's hip, while she was saying "work that circumference my sweet boy, I know you can make it my champion", it seems that was his grandma.
Then miss Pyrows hugged me and whispered "hey, wanna enter with my in the pregnancy matches? I know my boy is not going to participate and I see a lot of potential from you" and then started giggling.
Then I was going to pull out to see my work and woke up.
My God I woke up so horny and frustrated that I had to jack off like four times to calm down.
Sorry if some of you don't like this stuff but I had to get it out of my chest, it was so hot and it felt so real, I'm still grieving for waking up.

Miss Yeti is coming to visit

>>46184393
>NTR
I also wish you didn't wake up, Anon.

i wonder how meeting a pheonix after the first reincarnation would be like?

>>46184432
Soooft.

>>46184446
I'm not into NTR, but it was how happened in the dream

>>46184393
>hey, wanna enter with my in the pregnancy matches? I know my boy is not going to participate and I see a lot of potential from you
As expected from a girl who insists they are just friends.
With casual monster girls you lose.

>>46184432
all yetis should be chubby like that
and atleast 2 meter tall

>>46184488
This is why you should only fuck ranked competitive monster girls.

need haggiest thickest and longest snake lady to comfort me

Me
>"Please I'm not a fighter, I'm not strong! I don't want to fight you!"
The Salamander boxer I was unfortunate enough to cross paths with
>"So anyway, I started swinging."

I'm in the hospital now btw.

>>46184524
>longest
Anon, you couldn't even handle a 10m snake. How would you even start thinking about taking care of a lamia that extends for kilometers underground buried under a pyramide for centuries biding her time until someone unselas her to finally take revenge on the pharaoh that ordered her sealing.

>>46184393
>her son is a "grandma's boy" so she wasn't even considered and her grandma had been competing with him since kindergarten
It's always those greedy grandmas taking those precious moments away from mothers

Filthy tanuki gold

>>46184537
Why are Monsters allowed to get away with doing things like this?

So the UK have these gold plated coins to commemorate 80 years since the d-day landings
got me thinking, in this day and age how would creeping coins adapt to us not using gold for currency?

>>46184560
>commemorative coin to celebrate portals day anniversary
>it's some bloke being rode by a hellhound
>men who touch it become horny for mamono pussy and women slowly get corrupted

>>46184560
Are kids even taught about WW2 nowdays outside of "hitler was naughty?"

>>46184393
>My God I woke up so horny and frustrated that I had to jack off like four times to calm down.
I'm too familiar with this feel, you will learn to live with it

>>46184591
There's not much else to it anyway unless you want to add 'but soviets bad too btw', which is hardly something that needs explanation anyway.

Reminder that if you went through the portals there is a 99% chance its getting camped by multiple monsters, possibly hags

>She wants you to call her "Ricchan" when home

>>46184591
Yes but in some places the narrative has been twisted so amarica were also big meanies to everyone, half the generals are guilty of either war crimes or retroactive racisum and japan didn't du nuthin to nobody
and the holocaust affected only the jews apparently
>No village of wererabbits trying ther best to disract you from the chemical labs

>>46184642
>in some places
so just in your head, got it

>>46184255
At least post one of the better forms, like the adversary or apotheosis
nightmare was shit

>>46184646
I'll have you know that Anons head is a place, making him techically right
still, that does sound too stupid for even reddit.

>>46184611
>step through the portal but there's no ground on the other side
>fall into the ocean
>swim to the surface and see that there's no land for hundreds of miles, maybe thousands
>and then a tentacle wraps around your leg

I accept that my place is under the foot of a cruel Demon mistress who wishes for nothing more than to use me as a living meat dildo and bed warmer. Evil always wins in the end so why resist. I have no hope anymore.

>>46184659
Nothing is too stupid for reddit

>>46184646
THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

>>46184611
Cat kingdom portals where?

If the portals aren't clearly marked with exact directions of where you will end up I'd be worried.
And brochures. If the portals don't spew out brochures showing what monster girls are on the other side it's dangerously grimdark and you shouldn't go through.

>>46183305
Happy birthday gun

>>46184538
i want to be covered in sneak meat i dont care about consequences of my actions

The most fear inducing way the invasion could happen is if somebody was monsterised on live tv/stream
Just imaine a newscaster lady turing into a were wolf and raping the weatherman

>>46184799
>enter unmarked portal
>get spat out in the center of hagville
>dead space horror sound as they all snap to look at you at the same time

Why doesn't apophis just eat the pharaoh
She's a snake isn't she?
Just eat the bitch

>>46184210
I will call her a bad dog and hit her with a rolled up newspaper.

I fuck up my Blanc manger coco, I want to die. A mamono would be really useful right now

>>46184827
Joke's on you, she's into that shit.

>>46184832
>Blanc manger coco
a... a what?

>>46184824
Because the Pharaoh is an undead, she's rotten and disgusting

>>46184849
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/blancmange
This, it's super simple

sluge

I want to ask my Dragonian tour guide if I can pat her head.

>>46185043
what was she slobberin on

>>46183305
Happy birthday, man.
What's your fave monster?

>>46185059
Choco tacos. Mamono love choco tacos.

latam monsters would be the best

>>46185063

>>46185103
waffles the dragon, the scourge of the bakery, depleter of sweets

>>46185147
What she doin?

>>46185180
An idle animation.

MGERPG update when?

>>46185147
>>46185196
Guilty gear but with mgs

>>46185241
The last I read about it was KC redoing a weresheep kissing scene because you didn't have a good enough view of the action so between that, the tight lipped inner circle, and the increased pace of profiles my guess is somewhere between now and never.

>>46184393
>she embraced me and started saying to follow a rhythm like if we were listening to music and she starting humming the "strike back" song from Guilty Gear as a guide to follow the rhythm
I find hilarious that a mother knows a melody like that, and even more hilarious as having it as a guide for pounding motions

>>46185301
Dreams are not exactly logical and use whatever resource available in your brain

Pokegirls, yay or nay?

>>46185398
Kill yourself.

>>46185398
Kinkymation has gone through about 200 of them now.

>>46185429
You say this so much it loses meaning.

>Type: Beastman
Who can stop them?

>>46185506
She's just a very lonely wisp.

>>46185520
>beastMEN
idk seems pretty gay

>>46185544
>woMAN
Oh shit they're all Alps

People laughed at me, they called me crazy.
'Fire is an element, water too, they can suffice the land with energy but thats not possible!'
Well who is laughing now? I've filled the land with the element of cow and now all the monsters are part-holst!

Going around Dragonia calling all the dragons cute and beautiful then leaving before they can respond.

>>46185544
they have men in the name because they get all the men

>>46183305
I'll be 36 this year...

>>46185612
at least you have wife and kids by now

>>46185612
I'm still single at 34

>>46185627
That's a cruel thing to say to an anon

>>46185627
>>46185638
No, I'm still a kissless virgin.

All you were doing was taking a walk in the woods with your girlfriend and suddenly she gets bitten.

>>46185653
I'm still a virgin at 34, I've kissed girls before when I used to mandatory party in the army

>>46185648
Is it? By now the whole 'ha-ha I'm 30+ and totally a virgin bros xD' meme isn't even remotely funny, and no one takes it seriously. It part of the kayfabe at best.

>>46185672
Your MOM is kayfabe.

>>46185672
It's funny to people who aren't over that age.

a foxgirl with tails poofy enough to use as a seat.

>>46185721
I don't believe you--show me!

>>46185103
It was a rushjob and not nearly as good as the reference but happy b-day, man

How do large monsters use public transport? Are all buses just really big? double decker with only seats on top? What if there's a crash?

Consider the following
old wans in heat

>>46185828
Wow, amazing service!

>>46185843
We're out of the doghouse, fellas

>>46185862
and into her birdhouse

>>46185043
!

>>46185843
Owls are literally MADE to be bullied.

>>46183305
I turned 32 today, man time flies away now. I think this is the time around when realizations start to crystallize inside you. It's not a good feeling, but doing the best with what you have.
please post some demons.
with clack clack heels if possible

>>46185931
Happy birthday. Have a 1950s housewife.

>>46185931
Happy birthday, old man

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116364061
nachos grande

I'm gonna beat Druella in a 1v1 puzzle game match and declare it as a victory for mankind and the Order!

>>46185922
She's flat from her vigorous overuse of magic. Her fault.

>>46186114
Good lord looking at the thumbnail I thought she has her back turned to the viewer and is turning her head 180 degrees with her hands

>>46186114
Powerful saggers
Would lose instantly to/10

>>46184393
Man, I would give anything for having MGE related dreams

Quick! Decide!

>Alp
>Baphomet
>Kejourou

>>46183987
The true butt slut of all monster girls, that she literally has her husband living upon her ass.

>>46186169
Alp if she has nice butt

>>46185943
>>46185959
thanks, I appreciate it really.

>>46186169
Alp.

>>46186169
Kej

>>46186169
Hard between and Alp and a Bapho, they are both too enticing

>>46185544
Anon don’t drink strange potions that have been given to you by even more stranger monsters it will do otherworldly things to your body, I know because I’m speaking from experience.

Is Druella Albino?

>>46186176
>>46186182
>>46186186
>>46186190
Time's up! Alp has won. I shall return.

>>46186220
...You're gonna write a guro NTR suicide story aren't you

>>46186225
No, it'll be cute and lewd.

>>46186225
That guy still around?

Oh no! She stole my heart and won't give it back.

>>46186228
Yeah, once every few days he re-appears

You will be raped by bugs. Like a lot of bugs.

>>46186319
i'm doing my part

>>46186319
I'm too busy with the robots to go to the bug areas

>>46186225
If only we were so lucky.

>>46186227
So
Anal or impregnation?
One of the two is mandatory when it comes to alps.

>>46186362
Anal of course.
And impregnation is not an alp-exclusive thing

>>46186362
Both? Maybe.

>>46185931
Time flies but It's never as bad as you think It is, man.
Ganbatte

>>46186372
Ah, see now we're talking.
Depending on what kind of story you're making: May I request "sex with alp while ganing with her"?

>tfw turned 27 a week ago
Soon I wont be able to be hag'd anymore
Please open the portals I need to be hag'd before I expire

>>46186400
Can you please get out of my head? Or are you peeking into my ideas Google Doc?

>>46186411
What am I in an old folks home now? All you grandpas better stay out of my way when the going gets tough because I don't need your aching backs slowing me down

>>46186417
I see everything.
You're also almost out of milk.

>>46186422
retirement homes are locked to S rank adventurers guild members only
far too dangerous, what with the randy mamano and all

>>46186461
I use my lockpicking skill to break into the retirement home so I can finally get hag'd
Use the last numbers as my roll

>>46186411
>Soon I wont be able to be hag'd anymore
There's always an older hag. Even an 80 year old is a cute little morsel to the 500 year old virgin elf.

>>46186501
>80 years old
Bro is literally a walking dead corpse he’s already bait for the undead there is no saving him, that he will probably be with a elf just not the living kind.

>>46186534
banshee is a strictly better elf after all

>>46186411
>Soon I wont be able to be hag'd anymore
Human age is irrelevant when they can turn you into whatever age with magic.

>>46186534
If he can survive a few rounds of hip breaking sex to incubize, MAMONO MANA will make him spry and horny again.

>>46186544
>implying a hag wouldn't gently ride her little geezer back to the peak of health

Once she's got him where she wants him though? She's the one whose hips are at risk of breaking. Just as planned.

>>46186543
It’s hotter than a son of bitch out here!

>hip-shattering hag mating press
There is no defense against this

>>46186570
Hags also love to nurse people back to good health so I guess the cycle goes from shattering to nursing back to health until the hip has shattered so many times and became so strong that it can endure the grinding

>>46186570
go on, then

>>46186169
Baph. Guaranteed SMUG

>>46186586
W-wait not the big fox...

>having afternoon tea with my dark mage hagwife
>tastes funny
>blink and everything seems a little bigger
>wtf why does my arm look stubby
>she has THAT look in her eyes when she comes over to headpat me
B-bros?

>>46186650
Sorry your wife is into age play nothing you can do about it man.

>>46186650
You lucky bastard.
>captcha: NNG0D

>>46186650
Hit her with the loli potion as revenge

But I don't want to spend the rest of my life drinking mi-mph

>>46186650
must've confused the potion ingredients or something
honest mistake

>tfw you prank baphos by putting them o the high shelfs
>get cursed to be a shota
>Now no one believes you when you tell them that have 40 year experience as a plumber anymore, even when you show them that you are a liscened one
sucks, how am i supposed to make a living now!

I need big dogs, the dumber the better

>>46186707
goats are well known for their contempt of heights, gravity and physics

>>46186708
Dark, dumb and full of bark

>>46186708
One big dumb wolf for you!

Hellhound butt drains my pale skinned balls.

>>46186727
i now hold a grudge asgaint them damned goats
I cant even go out in the street alone without one of three things happen
>Get a motherly hag that wishes to pamper me or try and find my parents
>a creepy neet monster that tries the good old candy trick on me
>Police p'orcers taking me to the station and attempt to find my parents
my parents are dead and the only work i always can rely on getting is sabbath terrority or weirdo hags that try and put bills in my pants when im working a damn sink drain

>>46184620
That was one of the suggestions from the end of the previous thread, right? The shrine maidens would freak if they saw their goddess off duty.

>>46186380
cute!
thanks a lot!

>>46186790
>My parents are dead
Would a undead bring back your parents in order to make you fall in love with her?

>>46186813
decent chance that backfires

>>46186708

>>46186821
Fat monsters are made for skinny anons.

>>46186813
maybe but i cant seem to find the damn old gote
whenever i get an inkling where she might be, she fucking runs
Its like part cockatrice, when i get my hands on her, immma correct the damn brat

You know is there a story where monster girls break into a unethical order prison while the prisoners try to fight back against the incoming monsters after all the order guards left them to defend themselves, but of course fail in the end.

>>46186828

>>46186850
>unethical order prison
>while the prisoners try to fight back against the incoming monsters
This is honestly the most retarded premise I've seen so far and I include the other edgy shitfics.

>>46186852
I love this boat oni so goddamn much

>>46186828
What should I be to have a buff monster?

>>46186866
I guess I should explain better that the prisoners are men who may not know much about monsters so they would share similar ideas of the order since they are around order guards alot and might be a little scared of monsters. Another thing majority of the prisoners are petty criminals that are more sad than anything. That the fights would get weaker and weaker almost like stopping the outburst of a child when the prisoners understand the monsters know no harm.

>>46186894
Slim muscular that you are built for running, for big buff monsters like the chase.

>>46186894
Be a car--those occasionally need to be buffed.

damn stupid sexy bunnies
shaking their massive behinds in my face and wearing them them thigh highs

>>46186921
They are depressed and lonely Anon, don’t be a dick go fuck them.

Umm okay?

>>46186934
What, yeah we fuck monster girls around here what of it?

>>46186928
i would understand if it is one bunny in her little hut in the wood, not an entire village of them, i think that i'll just go back to my own village and stay there and becoe a priest

>>46186708
If you don't mind ai, here is a big American Hound and her Skinny Husband.

https://litter.catbox.moe/a0qbnl.png

>>46186952
lewd

>tfw you choose the p'orc hag who owns the supply shop in the starting town instead of your intended Companion of the lizard girl, or the pyrow mage

>>46186952
is this aislop

>>46187008
Can you read, or are you retarded.

>>46187015
is this aislop?????????

>>46186866
Show some respect you bloody benchod, that's Lanternon brainstorming ideas for his upcoming 3rd story.

>>46187008
>If you don't mind ai
>is this aislop
It's ironic you call it slop, considering your brain is made of it.

>>46187020
the difference between a good idea and a bad idea is often presentation

>>46186952
You know, for AI slop this is really damn good.
I can never get it to work all that well for hellhounds.

Please stop calling Miss Automaton's work slop! It's hurting her feelings.

>>46187089
Only odd part is that arms and paws look more like a dogs front legs. AI knows what's going on.

>>46186756
Black lipstick should be outlawed. How am I supposed to resist this?

>>46187173
>White boys fuck black dogs.

>>46186326
>try to sex all the bugs to save humanity from their clowncar fertility
>just create more bugs
drat

Beware of women walking around with vials in the open.

>>46187089
Find or train a lora, I had to train one, out of the box models can't get it accurate enough, also pixel art helps it look better in my opinion, AI can be pretty generic and pixel art helps break up that look that it's known for. Have SFW Nun Hellwan, turned out pretty good and would be even better if I edited the slight color defects on the paws.

>>46186852
Looks like the cover for the new doujin he's making

I will defeat monster generals with decoy armies till all their soldiers desert due to lack of husbands

>>46187210
>train a lora
See, I got to that part and then decided it wasn't worth trying anymore. Just seems like too much effort.

>>46187242
I wanna marry the grizzled old war veteran demon.
Even if that's only like 5 battles and she didn't find a husband in that time, which makes her a "veteran"

>>46184125
>craft the perfect gargoyle body that fits all my fetishes
>Stuck waiting for a soul to inhabit it
How long does this usually take?

>>46187304
>grizzled old war veteran demon shows off her battle scars
>it's actually knife cuts from her trying to cook for you for the first time
>praise her for being a fierce warlord while she acts smug while blushing

>>46187304
War... war never changes.

>>46187315
3-5 business weeks.

remember not milking your holstaurs is considered abuse

>>46187355
Can you speed up the process by putting signs near it saying "Cute Soul Needed" or "Looking for Soul for Wife position"?

>>46187324
>Demon army training includes stuff like cooking training, cuddling exercises and consoling lessons.
>"PRIVEATE, IF YOUR HUSBAND IS KIND OF SAD WHAT KIND OF FOOD SHOULD YOU MAKE!?"
>"W-well, I could make some home made pizza an--"
>"WRONG, YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE HIS FAVORITE MEAL AND TELL HIM THAT YOU LOVE HIM. AND YOU WILL MAKE THAT MEAL WITH LOVE!"

>>46187363
Yes actually. Tends to get the attention of the gods or whoever is powerful enough to give it a soul.
You can get it even quicker by addressing it to a specific god. Just be careful what god you chose.

It is time to talk about hatter's big fat ass

>be me
>tallflat enjoyer
>marry smol shortstack Holstaur
>tease her as she grows inch by inch and shrinks cup by cup
>still just as much milk just smol titties
>makes cute faces when I drink straight from the tap
>bully her by making her give me paizuri despite tiny titties

Why does my mother in law look at me like I'm a freak?

>>46187408
Pick Hel. Get you a girl who needed some reform before she got back into the action.

>>46187411
No it’s time to talk about big fat cow ass

>>46187372
>one salamander timidly asks when they will actually learn how to fight as an army
>drill sergeant harshly scolds her and says nothing is as important as making your husband smile and receiving love in return
>salamander's punishment is writing a sappy love poem and reading it in front of the whole squad

>>46187411
I want to get sandwiched between a Hatter and a Troll, they have the best proportions for that

>>46187431
This cow is evil

>>46187411
Hatter has the best ass of all monsters. I will die on that hill (by which I mean live under those hills)

I want to become a being of pure madness.

>>46187463
Consider two Trolls in hats.

>>46187463
>>46187514
Oh yes, wearing matching lingerie

>>46187503
Pure madness, eh? Like Miss Sword here?

>>46187498
most cows are

>>46187447
>Show up as a lone knight to the demon army camp
>Loudly announce that you want a honor duel
>And ACTUAL honor duel
>Every salamander, lizard girl and Dullahan scrambler to be the one to fight you so they actually get a fight

>>46187447
I wanna work as the comfort boy in a demon army camp.
It's actually just a training position for the so they can learn how to comfort their future husband, nothing sexual about it. though I do fuck the drill sergeant in the ass.

>>46187560
>though I do fuck the drill sergeant in the ass.
Imagine a super strict and demanding drill sergeant that loves to get dom'd in her private quarters every night. Nobody dares to bring it up in fear of what she might do.

>>46187560
I can see a Bicorn drill sergeant doing this just so she can find out which girls spark with her husband. Those girls find themselves joining her as drill sergeants because they can't exactly go into battle after the training aide married and knocked them up, can they?

>>46187514
Consider two hatters with troll freckles

what kind of monster would a noble tsundere princess be? (other than a dragon)

Anybody has that image of a vampire complaining about how unhealthy Anon's blood is?

>>46187525
I know exactly what the matching outfit can be
>>46163691
>>46163898
>>46163907

>>46187600
>banshee drill sergeant hopes nobody heard her last night
>everybody heard her last night

>>46187605
That's also cute.
>>46187607
Vampire

>>46187607
>Vampire
>Wight
>Phantom
>Lim
>Pharaoh
>Apophis
>Valkyrie
>Hornet (Queen)

Those are the ones that I first thought of.

I love hatter. She was insane at first, but after plenty of long teatime conversations and shared laughs I think I'm finally getting through to her - she makes perfect sense now!

>>46187610
Gotchu.

>>46187646
And now that vampire has some microplastics in her!

>>46187646
>diet
>can't eat fast food anymore

Just fucking kill me already if I can't eat my beloved Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

>>46187680
It's too late anon, Taco Bell has already been replaced

>>46185241
Ask Wikifag or his Chinese paramour.

>>46187694
It is over. The Age of Man has come to an end. I will see you in the next life, gentlemen.

>>46187646
Thanks

>>46187725
That show was great. Neet vampire is best vampire.

>>46187624
>>46187630
Vampire is a good choice, but I think I'll go with a high-level succubus, make her secretly lewd against her wishes. Many lamia types would work as well, but I already have too many ideas for reptile family girls as it is.

>>46187725
Source?

>>46187737
>human girl gets turned into a Succubus
>has so much potential she goes straight from human to Arch Succubus over night
>looks almost identical to a Lim with the exception of having Succ horns and non-red eyes
>Lim that transformed her is absolutely gobsmacked but shrugs and fucks off to do Lim things
>now she's struggling with trying to control her overwhelming lewdness
>ultratsunmode activate

If this doesn't get written, I'm doing it myself.

>>46187752
Starts with Call, figure it out from there. The ending of the manga fucking sucked ass.

>>46187754
>all that pent up lewdness is directed at her childhood friend anon
>village doesn't care she is a succ now since they are tired watching anon and her acting all "will they or will they not fuck"

>>46187752
"Yofukashi no Uta", a 13 episode anime from summer 2022. Stars a middle school boy and the vampire neet who takes an interest in him.

>>46187766
Call of the vampire who transformed me into her sister minion.

>Creepy shut-in gets sick of her nervous, introverted personality holding her back
>Willingly gets succ'd
>Her personality is unchanged, she's just even hornier

>>46187781
Oh, and it's adapted from a manga that I never read.

if i take off the mad hatter's hat will that only make her mad?

>>46187790
https://files.catbox.moe/etnrix.png

Meanwhile, actual vampire kino.

>>46187799
her hat will be mad

>>46187776
She's a princess though.

>princess gets transformed by Lim who just wants to get the small kingdom out of the way
>princess' bodyguard paladin/childhood friend has to struggle with her unknowingly tempting him
>gets incredibly flustered as she subconsciously flaunts herself in front of him over and over
>gets incredibly confused as well because she's an ultratsun so he doesn't understand why she keeps cupping his balls with her tail
>entire royal court, already monsterized or married to monsters, decide to stay out of it and enjoy the show

>>46187788
I'm making her dye her hair brown and vent her frustration on me.

>>46187799
No, but she'll be embarrassed since her hair will be mussed from the hat she was wearing. Can you imagine that? Miss Hatter blushing and stumbling over her words while holding her hands in front of her face?

>>46187808
I want to place these in the displays at women's clothing stores. You know, as a joke, haha.

>>46187819
I couldn't imagine it. It is unfathomable. She is the pinnacle of poise and a most articulate monster. Surely she would not get so embarassed by a few stray hairs?
>>46187808
Pet the hat

>>46187799
She will grow another hat and another Hatter will grow out of the hat

>>46187843
that's crazy. what about the hatter growing in her womb?

>>46187843
>marry Hatter
>take her hat off
>get second Hatter
>marry Hatter
>take their hats off
>marry Hatters
>take their hats off
>marry Hatters

How long until you hit Hatter Singularity?

>>46187843
Would they count as sisters? They come from the same hat

>>46187754
I'm thinking more like
>princess who was sent to the temple to serve as a shrine-maiden
>she activates her latent potential and transforms into an arch succubus in the midst of a disaster
>MC who was her childhood friend and crush saves her, helped by a creepy jealous lamia who's already coiled around him
>ultra-tsun, ultra-embarassed, ultra-horny mode activate
>love triangle established
>now mc has to travel with the two of them to find a macguffin, and other girls
Sorry, not strictly mge as the monstergirls are also dangerous until tamed, like myth. It's hotter and cooler that way

>>46183282
>What'll it be, officer?

Miss Wight is so out of my league, I could never ask her out...

>>46187908
>spooky ghost fox crew
oh no!

>>46187864
>not MGE

I'm going to punish you by stealing this idea for myself and making it actually good.

>>46187938
Anon, you have to stop posting about punishing other Anons. If you don't, you'll become a dommy mommy alp who "punishes" Anons until one of them snaps and punishes your puss-puss in return.

>>46187864
I was listening to an asmr the other day about a catiglrl pharaoh and it was so much hotter because of the threats she did.

>>46187949
They can't do that, it'd be gay!

>>46187908
>fox
>wight
>pirate
Monster multiclassing is getting out of control. I saw a minotaur dark paladin barbarian the other day and she wiped a whole regiment of Order soldiers because she stacked her Dark God buffs with her berserking to multiply her on-hit damage and one-shot everything.

>>46187938
go ahead, I have a lot more deatils I didn't share which would make it unique, and I'm a lazy bastard so I'll probably never get to posting it online anyway
>>46187983
it's great, right? you have the masculine dream of outsmarting and fighting a terrifying foe, and then you get a waifu afterwards. Even then, you're in danger of being monopolized by her, as gods and monsters are known for their jealosy.
Even though I hate fateshit, it's got the right idea with some of it's servants like shuten douji for this.

I want to marry the female kid desert princess

>>46188075
I want to violate her butthole until it turns inside out and can't close it anymore

>>46188097
Wha--why?

>>46188101
It's one of the mentally ill who managed to dodge the latest ban wave.

>>46188101
Because that butt was made for it, she has the perfect proportions for violent manhandling. She can take it until she becomes a wet gaping mess.

>>46188101
High class girls and royalty are weak to anal

>>46186297
>Getting caught in a big kot tail
How can I dom her if she pulls that kind of moves

>>46188118
>Chesh is a spade
>Has heart pupils instead of spade pupils

>>46187754
>Used goods
Still a lesser option

>>46188124
Anon that's just an upside-down heart with a little penis drawn under it for the sake of comedy since hearts look like butts.

>>46188141
no this chesh has a spade on her cheek, aka a shovel, so is a shovelfaced monster.
she is the lamest suit.

>>46188128
Even your natural born monster waifu did things she regrets before She got her pussy

>>46186701
Must have been. In fact, it's statistically the most common potion-brewing mistake dark mages make...

>>46188128
The best part of MGE is that monsterization corrects women through the corrupting power of mamono mana.

>>46188207
But what if it didn't?

dark mage and hatter are more alike than you think

What if monsterization went horribly wrong and human women were left like human women. Except monsters.

>>46188207
Shoggoth Grady telling Anon that he's always been the caretaker, and that she corrected harlots who waltzed into her hotel through Shoggification.

>>46183282

It's a shame that you can't have a normal relationship with a hag who appreciates you as the man you are, they can't help but turn it into some weird mommy kink. Sigh... This is why I will not go to hagville, I want a woman with a body made for breeding, not a "mommy".

>>46188227
In a world gone mad it is an anon that wants a normal wife who is looked upon with shock.

>>46188224
This is why I prefer the monsters at the other side of the portal than monsterization, and I can because in all the monster characters in written stories about monsterization you can still sniff the woman in them, some kind of stench of corruption that still lingers in the dialogue of the characters

Worship pharaoh ass

>>46188376
her throne awaits

i want to have sex with officer p'orcer,

>>46188376
But she's out of my league, I couldn't even dare to approach her. I'm a nobody, I couldn't even go near royalty.

>>46188376
I'm busy worshipping a different ass

>>46185665
COCKA
>PantsGrab

>>46188425
>the pharohs face when anon goes after the royal troll cook

anyone else (blessedly or otherwise) surprised there's been no like... anthrofied/kemono versions of the MGE hellwans, at all? i even double-checked in the infernal site of e621

>>46188440
>royal troll cook
>Troll almost naked covered by semi translucent cloths and gold embroidering
>with a chef hat and a translucent cooking apron
Hot

>>46188467
Loona already exists.

>>46188467
Not really because MGE thankfully doesn't attract furries. The assmad potato pest not withstanding.

>>46188420
Anons not being confident enough to approach rich and powerful girls "out of their league" is why so many Monster royals are still single and depressed! Stop being like that!

Can someone please tell the write fairies to leave me alone? I'm having fun with this Alp idea and suddenly get hit with three more out of nowhere. My life is being consumed by this.

>>46188531
No.

>>46188531
Tell them to come to me cause I'm stuck trying to push something out.

>>46188531
Fairy alp sex
Alp fairy sex

>>46188541
This sounds like you're in the bathroom trying to drop a deuce, not write a story.

>>46188531
You're just a slave to your fate, ever doomed to repeat this again and again and again

>>46188591
Well it is a shitposty idea, so that might be quite apt.

>>46188376
I'll worship the minor goddess by groping and massaging her ass, thighs and tiny breasts, licking her mana cracks and slowfucking both holes making sure to enjoy every thrust.

>>46188625
Oof... a girl with only 2 holes. Take the L, man.

>chesh loli walks up to me snickering in the neighborhood, hiding the paper of jokes she's written down behind her back
>"Hey mister, wanna hear a joke?"
>stare at her blankly and raise my eyebrow
>"If I make you laugh, you gotta marry me when I grow up, deal?"
>tell her sure, if she can make me laugh
>she gulps and quickly looks back at her sheet to keep the joke memorized then looks back at me
>"S-So, do you know why the Bunyip went to the gas station?"
>I know where this racist bunyip aboriginal gas huffing junk "joke" is going
>tell her that her jokes suck
>"E-eh?! B-But you didn't even let me finish..."
>tell her she'll never be funny
>tell her she'll never be the comedian she wants to be, and like all Cheshires, she'll just be dreadfully vapid forever and everyone will hate her and her awful sense of humor
>"H-hey...! Th-That's not nice to say!"
>grab the chesh loli's joke sheet from her
>"H-H-Hey! G-Give that back!"
>start reading her terrible jokes
>just a bunch of absurdist crap that uses racism as a punchline
>tell her that a despicable little racist like her is never getting a bigger audience than a wall, and that the real joke is her thinking she ever had a chance
>rip the little racist's joke sheet up while she cries and weakly pounds at my leg with her fist before she jumps up trying to grab the little bits of her torn up joke sheet
>loli chesh collapses on the ground clutching her torn up joke sheet crying so hard her makeup is coming off
>tell the little racist shit to go kill herself, and to make it extra amusing so people will actually laugh at her for once before I walk off to go back to my apartment, she just teleports away in shame
Fucking racist Cheshires man, they never learn. She's lucky I didn't punch her. Fuck racism man, every racist deserves to get punched in the face. I hope that Chesh gets ran over or something.

>>46188531
Combine stories, I bet Alp would do great in any setting

>>46183282

>>46188685
My cheshire wife wears a swastika ironically and I think that's fine. It's the peak of comedy.

>>46188685
that was a fucked up overreaction, tell them what their doing is wrong but dont tell them to kill themselves.

>>46188685
>chesh loli walks up to me snickering in the neighborhood, hiding the paper of jokes she's written down behind her back
>"Hey mister, wanna hear a joke?"
>stare at her blankly and raise my eyebrow
>"If I make you laugh, you gotta marry me when I grow up, deal?"
>Mating press the loli and impregnate her on the spot
Marriage with loli chesh...

>>46188708
>>46188728
If you insist going to replying to the shitposter atleast just tell him to kys, I think his brain damage is getting even more severe over time.

>>46188685
Bogies don't have this problem.

>>46188728
Nah, fuck racists. Racist ass Cheshires aren't getting any mercy. Imagine being a racist in MGC in 2049... BAKA...

>>46188703
>no pointy ears, nor is bald, prolly just has shitty sharp canines too instead of central incisors
shit-tier waifu

>>46188685
Based anon defending the integrity of Bunyips like a HERO

>>46188470
Oh God yes! I love Troll butts so much that just for pairing with a Troll I wish the gaping sports league would become canon. We would quickly become the most expensive players in the league.

>>46188741
Bogie sex

Oh I see, the deranged posts tonight are those people. I guess they only got 3 days.

>>46188752
>central incisors

>>46187408
imagine choosing Ares.

>>46188752
Shit taste, bald women are disgusting.

>>46188860
Nah, senpai, desu. Bald women can be hot.

>"Master, is this extra synthetic padding really a necessary upgrade to my model?"

>>46188879
Wrong.

>>46188891
Hm, you're right, it's not necessary because it's not enough, even more needs to be added, and in the chest area too.

>>46188902
Ugh. No.
It's NECESSARY, but not SUFFICIENT. L2Logic.

>>46188860
Bald can work, especially on a vampire