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4617407 No.4617407 [Reply] [Original]

You are charged with maintaining moral standards within Gensokyo, how do you go about ensuring the girls who can will go to heaven?

>> No.4617423
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Lewd girls can get out though.

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.4617418
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4617418

Grow a dick and rape them.

- perfectly valid doujinshi plot

>> No.4617428

Same way undesirables on earth will manage to go to heaven

space elevator

>> No.4617434

Go to heaven? Aren't they already in heaven?

>> No.4617437
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I don't, they have free will to go to hell for being bad if they want to

Now excuse me, I must go assign my assistant some...tasks of importance

>> No.4617441

>Pure girls can only be conserved by encasing them in lead in a vacuum chamber, and ensuring that they do not touch the lead via magnetic levitation, lest it seep into their skin and ruin their purity. First they'll want lead inside them, then a cock, then thirty cocks, and your pure, innocent wife would be a complete slut.

Guess I'll need a lot of lead chambers. Can my ability be manipulation of heavy metals? I'll be a hatter loli that wears three hats on top of each other, mercury dripping from all three.

>> No.4617442

>>4617434

No. Gensokyo is just a sealed section of Earth.

And there are multiple 'heavens' anyway. Bhava-agra and the Netherworld are two of them.

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>>4617418

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>>4617437

>> No.4617461

I'd fail misserably at it, like Shikieiki does.

>> No.4617462

>>4617442

Actually I was more referring to the fact that it would be heaven for me.

>> No.4617465

>>4617462

It can't be heaven. You're still mortal.

>> No.4617472

>>4617465

Just get someone to turn you, problem solved.

>> No.4617473
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Only one rule: If you've ever accepted a penis into any orifice of your body, you're banned from Heaven. Futa-cock is an exception.

Everybody gay, Gensokyo, etc

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>>4617418

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>>4617418

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4617509

Spanking is the only solution to this puzzle.

>> No.4617520

>>4617442
The Netherworld (at least in Touhou) is different from a heaven or hell.

>> No.4617523

>>4617503

God damn, the colours for this one make it hard to read in thumbnail form.

>> No.4617526

>>4617523
read Crow magic penis

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