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Hug the bug.

This thread has been claimed by wans

I'm gonna show off a Pharaoh's gaped asshole to all her subjects

>>46150744
If all wans go to heaven then I just need to not end up there to escape them

>>46150744
I’m gonna bully this wan for having only four fingers.

>>46150744
Knight of the kot kabal said otherwise

I like humpty eggs.

>>46150744
This place has really went to the dogs

The wisp cage is where I feel the most welcomed.

>>46150744
Man's best friend (with benefits)

Is it kotarday?

>>46150774
No it's Tuesday get a hold of yourself man

Through the power of human science, I have achieved capability of moving with no mass faster than the speed of light by pressing the button of this device I hold in my hand, meaning that time appears as if it has stopped to me. I am faster than light itself, now there is no Monster that has a hope of being able to catch me!

>>46150779
Miss Cockatrice is tracking your location right now you won’t escape.

>>46150777
huffing kots...

>>46150774
No but it's never too late

>>46150781
Ha! I am faster than her. You don't get it, do you? NOBODY CAN CATCH ME! ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!

>>46150779
>runs into a web at greater-than-light speed and gets snared
anon's not too bright or attentive

>>46150783
>*pushes her back into the sea*
>*ignore her "Nyoo..?*

>>46150744
She has crotch mofu

Which monster has the best panties to steal for fapping. I'm thinking vampire

>>46150786
Now now now, not so fast young squire! It is you who is not bright! If I move so fast that time appears to be frozen to me without mass, it's not like I'm launching myself randomly in a direction. The world around me is frozen, and only I'm moving. I'd be perfectly capable of navigating my surroundings. This is elementary for you, but unfortunately the marvels of HUMAN SCIENCE are beyond your PRIMITIVE MIND.

>>46150809
But what if a Lilim just stopped time magically before you could press your button, thus freezing every surrounding atom, including you, and then took your human science device away and crushed it?

Old foxes...

>>46150818
Then in that case, I'd use my last resort defensive mechanism! Falling into a fetal position and begging her to not rape me through crying eyes.

>>46150829
old fox hags...

Husbands of Nightgaunts are booty bandits.

Why is schedule dog always mad at me?

>>46150845
You didn’t give her your daily anal rape to her, that pound that egyptian dog butt.

>>46150833
Is it better to be kept in a kimono or a sweater?

>>46150845
cause you just don't get it anon

>>46150818
How could she just break it...
I worked so hard...
...I hate her...

>>46150845
You're tardy.

>>46150862
Lilims are mega bitches always have been, and I don’t care if that upsets Druella she’s a bitch ass hoe.

>If God meant to interfere in the degeneracy of mankind would he not have done so by now? Wolves cull themselves, man. What other creatures could? And is the race of man not more predacious yet?

>>46150779
SpeedAnon goes FTL and finds himself now in the formless void between the Planes, where dwell the Deep Old Ones and their created servant-creatures, the Shoggoths...
>should have slowed down to grab a Kiki

>>46150845
Anon coomed too fast.
>was scheduled to coom after 427 strokes at precisely 14:29:35
Keep practising everyday Tismwan Anon

>>46150879
reproduce
reproduce
reproduce

Post big wans
Huge wans even
The softest and meatiest wans

>>46150905
wan nya

>>46150793
No, bring her on the deck. I want salty kisses and hugs
>>46150879
I don't understand, should I fugggg the kot?

>>46150879
I used to hate her extremist rants and now I kinda live for em.

>>46150906
If I fist a batcat's tail pussy, does it tame her?

>>46150905
>big
You mean BEEG momsters who go *CLACK*

>>46150914
it would be somewhat sticky

>>46150924
But she will drools with pleasure

>>46150919
No I mean BEEG monsters who go *SQUISH*

My Kiki told me that it’s the maid’s duty to ensure her master’s lineage continues. Is this true bros?

>>46151001
Yes but you have to show dominance. Molest her ears in return when she cleans a vase

>>46150764
futa artist btw

>>46150809
anon, spiderwebs wouldnt be such effective traps if you could simply see them, you know?
And now, look at you. All tangled up in a sticky string so thin you cant even see it yet several times stronger than steel. Pray your spiderfu is merciful of your arrogance!

I HATE monster girls

>>46151067
Web burns well

>>46151063
Based futa expert knows every futa artist

Lilims are fine

>>46151086
>Never ask a order solider the race of his wife.

>>46151063
Not him but why bring this up when that image has nothing to do with that shit, like are you mentally challenged or something?

>>46151120
Because this isn't /d/, futafags aren't welcome here, tourist

>>46151122
The image doesn’t have anything to do with /d/ you’re making a problem out of nothing, now if he started to actually post futa art then yeah it’s okay to complain.

>>46151063
The only two options I see with this is that either you're autistic enough and hate futa so much that you'll learn about every futa artist and will bring it up regardless of context or validity
or
You're in the closet for liking futa and don't know how to to deal with it.

>ohoho master it seems you made a big mess trying to cook for yourself, whatever will you do now?

>>46151137
Microwave meals.

>>46151129
>if he started to actually post futa art
He did tho? Again, this is blue board so he's not gonna post outright porn, but lets not pretend like there's no implied dick in that pic he posted. Artist is a futafag, so every girl he draws is a futa until proven otherwise. Therefore, he should fuck off and take his shitty /d/ fetish with him.

>>46151137
I will clean it up because I'm responsible!

>>46151137
>she starts smugly cleaning
>trips and makes an even bigger mess

>>46151152
>trips
Needs anal rape correction. This is unacceptable.

>>46151146
NTA but
>but lets not pretend like there's no implied dick in that pic he posted
>"SHE GOT A DICK, I'M NOT MAD, YOU HAVE TO BELIVE ME. ALL THE WOMEN HAVE DIIIIICKS"
I admit, your post are pretty funny

>>46151137
>"I'm a failure, I need a drink, I will lock myself in my bedroom with booze and go on 4mon, I let you clean up"

>>46151146
>lets not pretend like there's no implied dick in that pic he posted.
>every girl he draws is a futa until proven otherwise
>>46151135
I'm leaning towards the second option now.

>>46151146
>so every girl he draws is a futa until proven otherwise.
Well I’m pretty sure the girl posted has been shown to be female, though I could be thinking of another artist that has similar art.

>>46151146
My only horse in this race is that I have and likely will continue to post girls drawn by Mr. Crush-yo-balls unbeknownst to me and as I'd rather not be associated with CBT, I must also tell you to fuck off.

>>46151146
>Artist is a futafag
I looked him up on various sites and found like two futa images. So either you are full of shit, or you are one of the mentally ill fetish crusaders who demand 100% purity.

Dreamt about obsidian skinned elves again

>>46151146
This is a pretty lame falseflag, ngl. Save it for when actual futa or some other /d/ shit gets posted

ALL HAGS ARE COWS
ALL HAGS ARE COWS
ALL HAGS ARE CO

>>46151180
>found like two futa images
>bro it's just two images bro like it's just little dick come on lmao don't be a prude just lil futa thats all
nice mental gymnastics

>>46151137
I’m gonna vent my frustrations by raping my maid.

Age differences is hot, young human men belong to older monster women.

>>46151188
>That cutoff
Bro was taken by a hag holstaur.

>>46151192
Okay, I'm fully convinced this is either a false flag or some closeted shit.

>>46151225
If only we could all be so lucky.

Friendly reminder that there are no undead hags. They can be 1000 years old and not look a day older than 200.

>>46151227
>it's all falseflag everyone is conspiring against me
mick is that you? again starting with "i'm getting gangstalked by wikifag and his discord army" thing

>>46151181
>Ask a Dark Elf what right she has to raid your village and enslave you
>"Well you see, human, let me give you a short history of this area, very quick, only a minute and a half or so..."
>Two hours later, half paying attention as you moan and groan tied to a chair all while she rides you cowgirl, calmly explaining to you how you were actually always a slave to dark elves, starting from the founding of their understate in the early 800s, EC.

Dragons are cool
Would like to see a festival with them dancing along those big lanterns they make

>>46151235
Counterpoint: Dragonia cemetery.

>>46151239
No, I just don't like the idea of someone being this retarded.

Will you little bitches stop you’re making me mad, that ever time I enter this thread there’s a new drama. That can we just stop this shit for at least until the end of the month holy shit.

>>46151264
>Will you little bitches stop you’re making me mad
You could have said this in so many ways, yet you chose one of the few that makes you sound like an autistic 14 year old mad at his mom.

>>46151264
>getting this anal about a falseflag saying all art is futa
You should take a break from these threads for more personal reasons. go see a shrink

Get a marshmallow cat to guard your daughter while you're at work

>>46150774
No.

>>46151283
Ah, onahole with built-in hand warmer function! how comfy.

>>46151286
>Leached kot
Nice

>>46151292
Leached?

>>46151295
Leashed*
My bad, hangover

>>46151274
That's because he is an autistic 14 year old. Now watch him samefag about this drama for several hours.

Le femdom?

it's been over 2 years since Mayor Zombie won the MGC election, how has she shaken things up in the city?

>>46151326
No, I don't wanna watch you samefag about petty bullshit
Instead, tell me: what monster is the best for bed-warming and sleep-cuddling? My bet is on Bogey, or Bogie, whichever one is the big plush oni. With two of them you don't even need the bed in theory, but you still want one because why would you let your Bogey cuddle buddies sleep on the floor when they can sleep on a bed instead?

>>46151374

>>46151379
has she gotten with her bodyguard yet?

>>46151382
>whichever one is
hey at least you confirmed that you don't even know the setting, well done mr. falseflagging tourist

>>46151374
Non merci.

>>46151379
the dead roam the streets

>>46151379
THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN I TELL YOU
THE LICHES RAISED A HORDE LAST MINUTE TO SWING THE VOTE
MAYOR ZOMBIE IS A TOOL OF THE UNDEAD ARISTOCRACY

>>46151408
Listen I can only fit so many in my bed, the rest of you are gonna have to step up as well.

>>46151379
>2 years
the sands of time slip by...

Evil is stored in the breasts

>>46151379
the OPP will rise again brothers, just 2 more years and MGC will be ours!

>>46151408
we need more zombie shelters

>>46151374
You will be milked.

>>46151540
Mam I think you’ve sprung a leak.

>>46151588
Plug her.

Gonna mix cow genes into the hagville water supply and make them all even milkier
The milk cannot be contained, the milk MUST flow!

A long time ago, there was a Wurm, and she encountered a Hero of the Chief God. The Hero was going to spare her, but she was so tarded. Far too tardy to let live. A tard like her being left alive could only cause future disaster, as tards are known to do. In fact, the Hero considered it a mercy kill, for such a dysfunctional being. And then, the great hero raised his blade and struck it through the neck of the foul Wurm, killing her and satisfying the Chief God.

The End.

So when is archivefag gonna update the fanart links?

>>46151694
theyre in there, just usa any of the species links and navigate from there

>>46151408
Now all I can imagine is a more erotic intro of Day of the Dead with some dude unknowingly attracting a horde of bachelorettes

>Anon and cupid, sitting in a tree!
>S-N-I-P-I-N-G!
wait.....what?

I will throw my hands up and tell a Cupid that she doesn't have to shoot me because I surrender.

>>46152165
How does she know you're not bluffing to get her to lower her guard, anon?

>>46152165
>"Y-you can't shoot me! I surrendered!"
>'Sorry Anon, all is fair in love and war.'

There are no Geneva conventions in the art of love.

>>46152187
The fuck else am I supposed to do if a Cupid wants me? I can't fight her or outrun her, she's too strong and fast and I'm beaten the moment I get tagged, which I will because she's a markswoman who can fucking fly. If Cupid comes for me I might as well just fall to my knees and surrender, I can't win...

>>46152187
I will eat her tight butt.

>>46151932
Sniper duel!

>>46152209
Miss Cupid turns out to not like weaklings so she gets so turned off she leaves immediately, saving anon from getting Pinked completely unintentionally.

>>46152209
Tell her your preferences if she's really not your type.

>>46152256
>12 hours later...
"And she should be fluffy. All the best spiders are fluffy."
"And that's about all I have to say about spiders."
>Miss Cupid is clearly sleeping.
>Anon gently wakes her up.
"I'll start over."
"So..."
>Miss Cupid struggles not to burst into tears.

Lilim appreciation post, she is extra sad cause she missed out on valentines days this year, surely (You) will make up for it next year, won't you?

Mary Sue's only get one treatment.

>>46152302
She really should be taking notes. Wouldn't want to miss any important details.

>>46152316
Based Lilims.
Demons and Lilims together stronk.

>cupid asks me what I want
>answer "hag"
>loud stomping noises in the distance as a cow sprints at me at mach 9
Now this is some bullshi-

Best monsters for gaping?

I can't get a wife because every girl in my town is already taken by some other guy. So, instead, I've decided to just create my own wife! So far, I've got this old teddy bear from my childhood I fished out the attic, which I've put lipstick and a mop head as a wig on in the hopes mamono mana being spread by all the other couples will randomly animate it. So far, it hasn't.
...
I've spent almost a whole month doing this and it's still just a teddy bear
...
I really need to seek a real solution to this already and try a dating website or something.

>>46152459
learn sculpting and make a gargoyle waifu for yourself. A real pygmalion-galatea solution

Thank goodness I live in Vatican City, no monsters will be able to get me there because the Lord will protect me.

>>46152579
Cupids say hi.

>>46152591
They are heretics that serve a false idol, they have no power in the Pope's home. His holiness will pop his nose bubble and wake up from his nap on his chair and banish them. Any minute now.

>>46152459
>>46152541 This anon is based, but if you're not based enough to follow his suggestion, just go grave robbing and fuck a corpse. The ones that sleep on yes pillows, preferrably.

>>46152189
Oh, so we can use mustard gas again?

>>46152620
>he doesn't know eros was canonized as a saint
Oh no no no no

>>46152651
No! That can't be! But even if it was, she can't make me marry a pink angel! That makes nephilim and that's a SIN!

>>46152686
Don't worry anon, it only makes normal human kids if it's with a pink Angel, therefor it's okay in the good lord's eyes and not against the scripture.

NOOOOO BAPHOMET-CHAN YOU BITCH TURN MY WIFE BACK THIS INSTANT! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MILK HER NOW?

>>46152694
Hmmmmmmm I dunno.... that seems kind of fishy to me. Mmmmm I'll TRY it but if I find out you lied to me I'm going to be very mad and you will burn in hell for all eternity for telling a lie, okay?!

>Hey, boss? Got some mission-critical info for you.

>>46152719
Don't worry none.

>>46152716
Smaler breasts are more sensitive, ergo, they make more milk. You should be thanking her as you lick your meido's beestings

>>46152716
>turning Kikimora into Kikilessa

>>46152776
Give mega.

I'm gonna kidnap zombies, force them into cute dresses and make a zombie maid café and nobody can stop me.

There is nothing hot about being jerked off by a fat titted hag and sucking on her teats while you call her mommy. That's just cringe. You can't convince me otherwise.

You cannot handle the ultrakiki

So with tapes no longer being a thing, how do ghost haunt people in MGC? Is it all just apps and online streaming?
Imagine a boomer vs zoomer ghost debate.

>>46152929
Maybe i am cringe after all...

>>46152731
She just HAD to secude a holy man didn't she?
Holy Men never pull out and they always hit

>>46153069
Hello, where is the onsens?

>>46153069
She looks so innocent here. Surely she's not unhinged at all.

>>46153080

>>46153069
White snake can't give me footjobs thus she is inferior.

>>46153136
Ah I see, she's already married with another anon

Consider hebi with cow dna

>>46153165
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiotaurus
I mean the cowsnake was a thing in Greek mythology.

I'm going to drink sake with a nekomata in her onsen. I heard that sex is forbidden their so I should be safe. She has a beautiful ryokan and cook very well but I'm a gajin so she won't marry me.

Footfags are not human anyway.

>>46153171
Time to milk this snake

I like my snake milk grape flavoured

>>46153198
I think I'm gonna fall for that new MM gatcha game and I hate it.

>>46152579
the LORD doth sayeth "be fruitful and multiply" and the local nuns are ready to practice His teachings with you
do not run away for that wouldst be heresy

>>46151264
Have you not been here long enough to realize it never gets better?

>>46153198
Depends on the feet.

>>46153287
You're doing a fantastic job proving him right

>>46153325
looks like a tranny, please delete

Nice Willy

>>46153454
>Nice Willy
I'm getting the pyrow experience this morning. Or is that the alp experience? Both?

>>46152981
girls with extra hands have an unfair advantage in rock paper scissors

>>46153454
really wish dark braves would stop barging in while I'm changing and commenting on my dick. I know they say I need to be protected at all times but I could have SOME semblance of privacy.

I accidentally tripped over a hebi's tail. Is she gonna take that as a sign that we're supposed to be soulmates? How fucked am I, bros? Be honest.

Now Tarnished, you must strike down and kill the Elden Beast and free the Lands Between from her oppressive control, just as lady Ranni commands of you!

>>46153660
I'll marry her instead.

>>46153660
I don't trust witches. Only human women living in fires.

>>46153674
A really sweet design stucks in gacha, I hate it

>>46153512
A thousand years of life led to mastery of this instrument and little else.

>>46153672
You can't do that! You already put a ring on Ranni's finger! Now obey your princess and kill that gold fish and usher in the Age of Stars RIGHT NOW! DO AS RANNI COMMANDS OF YOU WITLESS TARNISHED!

>>46153689
Sadly that's something that happens too frequently

>>46153695
I did that just to get the cool moon sword. The blue thot means nothing to me. I will cuddle the pretty space fish and marry her instead. Ranni has nothing on Marika's tits.

>>46153245
I wonder if there's gonna be a lot more monster musume post when it drops.

>>46153713
Sorry mick, but a shitty gacha won't be the salvation from the MGE menace that you want so badly.

Ded hours

>>46153762
I love monsters that drool, specially undead

>>46153762
hard to make discussion when these last couple days every discussion has been attacked by people falseflagging as oldfags

>>46153705
Vtubers are just as bad. I have to pass so many designs when I'm browsing to avoid triggering anyone's autism.

>>46153762
Such things...

>>46153762
I want to grab them by the hips and squeeze mi fingers on their cold meat

>>46153552
Look her in the eyes.
If you see hearts, try to de-yan her ASAP and you'll be mostly fine, but with a snek wife now. Congrats*.
If you see a shadow over her eyes, drop on the floor on an orz and beg for forgiveness. Chances are she'll scoff at you and call you a 'clumsy ningen' but she might also consider you tripping on her tail an offence against her goddess in which case you'll have to bow down and beg in front if the Ryu too, which honestly aint as bad as it sounds because the Ryu is also sick of dealing with the shirohebi's autism. At worst she'll let you go after a stern talking to (for show) and an apology (for realz, once the 'hebi is out of sight and hearing range). At best you can get a good friend in high places, and maybe more...

* Note -- failure to de-yan your hebi might lead to major side effects including but not limited to:
>paranoia
>feeling like someone's watching your every move
>getting random phone calls full of heavy breathing
>seeing shapes following your trail
>accidentally finding polaroid photos of you that you never took
>weir mail full of "IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY" after you vocally express distress over being stalked
>coming home to an unlocked door, an opened window, hot fresh dinner you didn't cook on your table, and all your non-kitchenware possessions undisturbed
>money disappearing from your bank account for a day, only to reappear the next day but doubled, and nobody in the support callcenter sees this as suspicious activity
>waking up one night all tied up, with the shirohebi coiling around you, chanting whispers of your name and "i love you so much"
If you get to this stage, the only thing that can still save you is emergency kissing her, right on the lips, something she wants but doesn't expect, this won't de-yan her completely but she will be more dere with you from then on out, and a more full rehabilitation might still be possible. We couldn't contact the test subjects who didn't emergency kiss their hebi, so following their example is ill-advised. You have been warned.

>>46153780
If the past few days have thought you anything it's that anything more spicy than shallow cute posting is going to set someone off.

>>46153695
Look lady, just as the mighty warlord Genghis Khan has conquered the wide lands to form a mighty empire, so shall I conquer the hearts and bodies of my wives to form a mighty harem. I've already conquered your heart, and the Elden Beastgirls' heart and body as well. Conquering your body is next on the agenda list, so don't resist, or i'll sic the beastgirl at you. You wouldn't want to humiliate yourself with her golden ass on your face, would you?

>>46153689
Atleast it's getting a proper game soon, gonna be like Xcom but with way more anime. Or was it GFL and their robots with the xcomlike and Arknights is getting an RPG instead? Either way, sometimes things look bleak but get better over time.

>>46153836
are there yan Ryu?

>>46153930
when your only friends are hebis those behavioral patterns rub off

>>46153836
That's fine and all, but you never told me how to de-yan a hebi, or any reason why i should.

>>46153958
>you never told me how to de-yan a hebi
You can't.
>or any reason why i should.
You shouldn't. Why would you want to? Are you trying to loosen her up so you can spend time flirting with those other WHORES? Are you? Are you? Areyouareyouareyouareyouareyou?! WHO IS SHE?!

>>46153875
That's actually a good new, I love XCOM

>>46153890
Mmm, choco.

>I'm a deeply closeted elf lover
>So... You like elves?
>No, I just told you, I'm deeply closeted

>>46154006
Why couldn't MGE elves have a less shitty gimmick? They could be tree hippies or something but instead we got holier-than-thou bitches that still want your baby.

>>46154057
At least they're not as bad as the MGE dwarves.

>>46154015

>>46154057
they're just a checkbox

>>46154067
Ah, dwarves. Sometimes KC gets TOO based in his omnisexuality and I have to mentally scrub bits of the lore or encyclopedia from my mind.

>>46154037
This is probably the most legitimate reason for a HR department to exist I've ever seen. Pity succubi ain't real.

>>46154114
whoring?

>>46154125
yes

>>46154125
Gotta make sure there's equal opportunity dick distribution.

>>46154037
>When you're just a lowly office lackey and your succuboss keeps flirting with you.

Which is more sinful: marrying a demon, or being the reason an angel corrupts?

>>46153789
>Such things...
More like "such undead child thighs..."

>>46154184
Friendly reminder that marriage is the fastest way up the corporate ladder and nepotism is only bad when it benefits people you don't like.

>>46154200
This is why scoring with a Danuki hag is so great

>>46154300
This is the future hags want

>>46154309
dark elf weddings much be so strange

Danger: Foxes in area
Authorities recommend staying indoors if you are a single male

>>46154369
>Your succ wife the moment she hears your key in the door

>>46154364
which monster are you going to shelter with if you get caught outside when the fox sirens start blaring?

>>46154463

Look at him go.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116207777
>Turn a bunch of Blue Archive characters into shoggoths
>Don't include any of the Cleaning & Clearing members

>>46154481
why would you expect aislop to have discerning tastes?

>>46154067
>>46154097
I headcanon MGE dwarves to look like pic related

>>46154496
It just seems so obvious to turn a maid character into an MG whose whole shtick is being a maid. Then again, the vast majority of C&C fanart is from secondaries who only know them from their bunny skins.

>>46154522
That's worlds ahead of what we got, I'll hold onto it. Has KC ever done anything that stocky though? I think trolls are closest but not quite there.

>>46154533
Too obvious, I'd say.

>>46154533
>C&C
So tiberium is actually crystalized dark matter?

>>46154522
Oh yeah, this is going in my uhh, Book of Grudges.

>>46154553
Not that C&C. Cleaning & Clearing is a school club in Blue Archive who dress as maids but are really spies or something. One event has them going undercover and dressing as bunnygirls, and that's where 90% of their fanart comes from.

plump booty hellhounds using you as their seat as "you were so scrawny they couldn't see you" and getting taken to their favorite bbq spot to get some meat on your bones before they snack on your "bone". Hellhound courting techniques continue to advance

>>46154566
Anons do like bunny girls.

>>46154576
must think she's a lapdog or something

I'm pleasantly surprised no one is screeching yet, but how 'bout those monster girls?

>>46154585
second day here?

D O R K

>>46154585
Over what specifically?

Everyone likes bunns. Chocolate flavored are especially nice
I like big bunns and I cannot lie

>>46154615
It took me too long to realize that this was a yip and not a hound.

>>46154627
Perfect for Easter

>>46153972
I think 4mon is starting to leak into our reality.

>>46154634
I think I have some gains to ruin first. Gonna need a lot of Peeps for this...

>>46154634
It's so hard to find solid (good) dark chocolate easter bunnies. Life is suffering.

Well if someone want it here are the post compilation of monsters sports for future writing ideas or just for a few laughs, the second thread was quite hard to cleanse with all those raiders sullying the topic
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>>46154725
Hey, it's me. The cheshire.

>>46154725
>missed the tentacles
>missed the gymnastics

>>46154725
>sullying the topic
Lets not pretend a conversation that started off based on a gross fetish and extremely trashy public showings of it didn't start sullied to begin with.

>>46154773
Personally I think it was pretty funny, and some parts like grandmas participating with grandsons and moms

>>46154773
My cute and wholesome monster wife who walks around with arousal dripping down her leg would never consider doing anything sexual publically.
Shoutout to the ones that don't even wear underwear

>>46154786
way to dance around it, yet again

I don't think this angel is here to teach me about scriptures...

>good news, the ancient evil dating service has matched you up with an automaton built to fight in the old wars
>bad news, her vocal circuits were damaged a long time ago and now she sounds like Daft Punk whenever she talks

>>46154804
Angel tentacle wife. She knows exactly what jesus is okay with.

>>46154680
I think I'm becoming a slut for fat tails. Help...

>>46154804
AI-san please, you don't need to fuck up that Blue Archive Girl's hands.

>>46154822
How fat.

>>46154824
Maybe it's just my imagination, but it seems like AI is more likely to fuck up hands with monster girls than with human girls these days.

>>46154843
Its getting better but hands are still an issue.
Also placed the Blue Archive girl as Mimori.

>>46154843
More confusing training data
>ask AI to make multi arm girl
>*sad AI noises*

>>46154867
I don't think these nuns are really nuns...

Guys help, I threw out an old piece of paper a few days ago and now there is a fox in my house. I cant understand what she is saying and it's clear she doesn't speak english but it's been nearly a week and she hasnt left

>>46154890
https://twitter.com/Krass_kr/status/1758218677848056169?s=20
but she's got the hat and everything

>>46154867
I love zombie nuns

>>46154867
I want the dark priestess to stop sending missionaries to my huse to convert me.

>>46154927
I remember trying to write a story about undead nuns. it's a great idea.
Was pretty cute, never gonna post it since I suck.

>>46154826
Skink fat. Maybe something like that Granblue webm.

>>46154940
think penywise might've had one like that a couple years back.

>>46154972
https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2020/11/01/lost-priory/
pretty sure that's the one

Homunculus, Chupacabra, Pegasus, Metal Slime, Balrog, Gillman, Electric Elemental, Rokurokubi, Jack Frost, Alien

>>46155000
gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight

>>46155000
Okay?

>>46155062
Why do monsters have such lewd mouths. It's unfair they can be completely covered up and still be so sexy.

And for dessert some desert milk

>>46155021
and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowby curtis and jambi the genie

>>46155117
go to bed grandpa

Put the bunny back in the box!

>>46154541
KC has done more shortstacks recently like the carnivorous plant. They're historically more of a western online porn thing than a Japanese one. The only major example I can think of in Japanese media is draphs although the bodytype has gotten slightly more popular overall like that one orc sister doujin series and the Uzaki-chan manga. I wonder if he'd portray dwarves that way too if he had done the profile more recently. It's definitely a superior portrayal to toddlercon which is way too niche to be popular in an already niche genre.

>>46155062

>>46155164
I like the Japanese depiction of dwarves

>>46155172
The sharp canines are just for injecting more pleasure directly into the shaft of your penis.

>>46155196
Gonna build a clan with that shortstack.
That and making tunnels in a mountain feels fun.
Till you hit grape elves and demons at least.

>>46155196
Aren't the Granblue titty monsters a depiction of Dwarves? or the midgets maybe?

>>46155127
sure, but can I go with her?

>>46150744
big butt mutt

>>46155213
close enough

>>46155213
They are goat.

>>46155213
The midgets are a depiction of sex, lust and fertility

>>46154176
Cute Genies

>>46155213
Draphs are more like cows and Harvin are more like gnomes or halflings. Granblue doesn't really have a direct dwarf equivalent so the typical dwarf stuff usually gets put in both those camps to some extent.

>>46155164
There is literally nothing stopping you from doing a Dwarf in the context of MGE and hand waving it as megamorphosis.

>>46155257
i guess. i'd rather have a built hobgoblin or something else instead

succubutts can always be trusted with the care of adolescents.

>>46155000
we didn't start the fire

>>46155239
Are they in the new RPG?

>>46155326
Charlotta is the the only playable one. I also warn you the """localization""" is fucking abysmal and some of the outfits got censored.

>>46154725
I'm keeping an eye on the release of "the widest yard"

>>46155352
Then I don't want it, how hard is for those people to realize that some just buy their games to jack off? Western audiences always ruin everything

>>46155164
Shortstacks aren't very popular in Japan, because they have less reservations about enjoying the properly small and cute girls.

>>46153238
The tiny amounts of venom that bioassimilate into grapesnek milk it make it a potent, though slow-acting aphrodisiac, as well as mildly addictive.
That sounds inconvenient - and it is - but your wife will probably derive some fucked-up pleasure out of seeing you develop a dependency on nursing from her.
Grapesneks are twisted that way. Genuine chemical addiction to her bodily fluids is a non-negotiable part of the relationship.
... That's what's so hot about them, though.

>>46155365
Surely by now you are used to people telling you how to jack off correctly.

>>46155365
I don't know why the official translation scene got taken over by weirdos and trannies, but it's fucking insufferable.

>>46155412
Sir- sir! FOUR fingers! Pinky out!

>>46155418
Fan translations and piracy is the only alternative, it always has been

>>46155418
it's part of this horrible new world order bullshit where everything big companies make in the west nowadays is shit and has awful writing, including translations

>>46155164
What was posted wasn't just short stack or thicc though, she had a bit of a wide frame but was still feminine. I suppose that's harder to pull off.

>>46155430
The book translation are honestly pretty good. The only real "issue" with them is that they kind of change the wording around the sabbath so it's not literal kids.
Though from what I've heard seven seas has since gone full tranny

>>46154725
Where are the tentacles?

>>46154770
>>46155548
I didn't include the tentacles because there was too much argument, shitposts and deleted spam in between and got quite tired reading all those quotes trying to salvage it.

>>46155509
I consider it a minor miracle that MGE even got an official translation release so I can take little girl and loli being turned into petite, but it still annoys me. The absolute meltdown from the normies that had to review it was also exquisite.

How do you escape electric weasels?

>>46155600
decent chance they're asleep 18-20 hours of the day

>>46155497
Is she canonically retarded?

Look at this wretched creature.

>>46155570
It does sadden me that we’ll likely never see the world guides officially translated, but I guess the caveat is it won’t be by the alphabetti spaghetti patrol at 7Seas.

>>46155624
https://youtu.be/hWPa6XvRJv8
You be the judge.

>>46155642
childbearing hips

>>46153958
>how to de-yan a hebi
Love her very much. Confess your feelings to her before she can begin her yan routine. Use your dere to put her dere into overdrive. Hug her and kiss her and gently pat her head and tell her you want to live together with her. An overwhelming amount of love will short-circuit your Shirohebi, putting her into a hypnosis-like state of being open to suggestion. After that something simple like "you can be confident that I'll always love you and you only" will easily remove most of her yandere tendencies on it's own.
After such a procedure, worst she'll do is prick her finger with the kitchen knife to add a drop of blood to her cooking every now and again (you can ask her to use breastmilk instead, if you don't want her to hurt herself of if you're into big titties), or she'll stay up late when you're together in bed to watch you sleep.
If you notice any worse symptoms, and wish to remove them from your hebi, overload her with love again and while she's in the hypnosis state give her a suggestion of a replacement activity, like "instead of being angry when other girls look at your hubby, be satisfied and proud that everyone wants him and yet you're the only one who has him, and who he loves forever"

Do we really deserve monsters? Do we really deserve to be happy?

>>46155710
Bird's the word.

Portals, but they all use uwu speak.

>>46155723
The only thing I deserve is the bed I’ve made and the bridges I’ve burned. Ya’ll can be happy. I’ll be eyeing this glass of the hair of the dog that bit me till you get tired of it.

>>46155723
how melodramatic

>>46155730
Portals, but they only speak esoteric finnish dialects

>>46155723
We're all gonna make it brah.

>>46155741
>Yetis
Everybody's gangster until the snow starts speaking Finnish

>>46155723
I can't answer that, and I have no interest in being an arbiter of judgement. If Eros is real she is welcome to do as she sees fit.
But it's never too late to start trying to be a better person. Get out there and be there person the waifus would want us to be.
>When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

>>46155723
Monsters?
They look like monsters to you?

I want to sink my fingers into those angelic loli thighs, it's a good thing Eros' followers understand being lustful is a part of love.

I, the brave knight, am ashamed to admit that I have been defeated in a duel to the death by a... a mere... a mere BUNNY GIRL!
I cannot possibly carry this shame with me to anywhere but the abyss...
I lay down my sword and reveal my neck now so she may land the killing blow and win.
GO ON! DO IT! FINISH ME OFF! I'M A LOSER, SO NOW ALL I DESERVE IS DEATH!

So what the actual hell was giga and gaping?

>>46156126
Don't despair, brave knight. There's no dishonor in being defeated by the Wererabbit of Caerbannog.

>>46156155
The dread rabbit of Caerbannog has a horny streak a mile wide

>>46156151
gaping is the act of spreading a hole as wide as it can go. You want to see a monster girls cervix and vaginal folds, right?

>>46156126
You think that's embarrassing? I sent a whole detachment of Order soldiers to deal with a single Jiangshi, a single mouthbreathing, stiff jumping vampire who can barely move, and she somehow beat all fifty of my men with crazy martial arts skills out of nowhere and I come to and see all my men laid out in a pile on the ground and she's just hopping over them and smiling. Now she's hopping after me and I'm running with all I got and she's somehow gaining on me SEND REINFORCEMENTS PLEASE GOD HELP SOMEBODY HELP M

guys. how do i break a greater circle of sealing? asking for a friend.

>>46155723
Bro I havent been happy since kindergarten.

>>46156304
Why would you want to do that?

>>46156392
my friend just tripped a magical trap in a abandoned temple. theres absolutely no ancient evils casting enchantments from her weakened prison as i type this.

You know I'm something of a scientist myself

>>46156151
GIGA was the equivalent of NFL or FIFA of gaping monster sports but I don't know what the letters mean, I asked yesterday but my post got lost with the ones derailing the discussion

>>46156151
Forced /d/ shit.

>>46156503
Next you'll tell me that public dickthroning is screwed up.

>>46156126
Should have never gone to the breezy medows, you can tell ots a high level zone just by the name.

Captcha: HAG84, what could it mean??