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nah

She's ok

>>45803658
This, the more I learn about Reimu the more I love her

I find Reimu incredibly mean

Overappreciated and yet so underappreciated.
An enigma to the core is Reimu.

>>45803658
She'd throw you to the yooks without a second thought if it made her job slightly easier.
She's worse than the youkai.

>>45811929
I'll do it for her.

>>45803658
If you take off her bow and hair tubes, she becomes invisible

Imagine the smell and residual warmth of her recently used hair tubes

>>45812517
Hair tubes make no sense, they'd slide right off.
I'd know

All she does is drink tea and pee all day

very cute

>>45812672
The cutest.

>>45812517
Would hug and cuddle her so hard it's unreal.

>>45803658
also she has a nice body

>>45804185
I love that she's actually a romantic who spends days reading books. What a cutie

>>45819111
Is Yukari clam-jaming Reimu?

>>45819255
it takes her a very long time to read detective books because she's not very smart, please understand

Plain girls make for the best wives.
Marisa, Sanae, all the other girls may seem fun for a while, but could you deal with their quirks for decades? With Reimu you can grow old and be content the whole way.

>>45819380
I think 95% of Gensokyo consider Reimu quirky or at least non-conventional

I wonder what it would be like living with reimu

>>45819407
Very easy.

>>45819407
too easy

>>45819407
Outside of doing some work for the Shrine and maybe Reimu dumping her some of her work on you like cleaning or cooking, very relaxing. The only downside is the lack of Internet.

>>45819519
>lack of Internet
>downside
Please, if I could trade the internet for Reimu's company, I wouldn't even bother hitting Submit on this post.

>>45819519
>only downside is the lack of Internet
I'd make that trade in a hearbeat

>>45819519
>The only downside is the lack of Internet.
I hate this place, if I had the option I'd emp the entire web just to see Reimu in the flesh

>>45819558
>>45821696
>>45826244
look at these anons using the quote function properly, kekko kekko

>>45819519
I don't think she'd dump anything on anyone. Unless it's her big juicy ass cheeks being dumped on her roommate/husbands lap. She comes from a part of Japan from the past that's over 100 years behind the rest of the world. As a woman she would gladly do all the housework and expect you to bring in cash. Although given her love of making money she might help you out or get you to do something she came up with. Gods I would love to be her provider and protector...

>>45819380
Nobody would regard one of Kaguya's secret daughters as "plain", anon.

>>45826550
Nah If you're going to livein her Shrine you better pull your weight. She isn't all that traditional in the first place

>>45827522
I literally said ''bring in cash''. That's pulling one's weight. And yes she is traditional. She just needs a good husbant.

>>45827646
>husbant
>ant
Is it because she's going to keep him firmly under her heel?

>>45819111
This is fake, Reimu doesn't wear underwear, she just sticks an ofuda on and calls it a day

>>45826550
You could still do a lot of work around the shrine for her if you want to be traditional. Chop the wood, do some repairs. Take some work off the lazy miko's shoulders. You can still protect her from herself seeing as she can handle youkai.

>>45827689
Its a dumb meme i referenced that isn't even relevant anymore but that does sound hot. Being under her bare heel.
>>45827783
Hot
>>45827791
Hmm true didn't think of that. Yeah I'd do all the ''manly'' things and tease her about it. Protecting her from herself is probably one of the most important things her husband can do for her. That and massaging her big fat breasts so she can lactate easier.

>>45826550
considering how powerful she is I think you'd be in the home maker role. Which I wouldn't mind, fix the shrine, cook (wonder if they have ingredients to make western dishes), help her with her get rich quick schemes. Sounds cozy

>>45831854
Yeah that does sound cool. But Reimu is also a big romantic so she would probably want a more ''normal'' relationship. Might be kind of cute since she's so powerful but she really wants to role play as a meek, dutiful and kind wife for her cute boy. Only for the Crimson Slasher to rear it's grumpy head when there's another incident. I like both.

>>45819519
Worth it.

I forgot what I named this on my computer, have it now I found it.
It makes me feel everything is going to be alright.

>>45803658
I'd marry Reimu. Living in her shrine as a Househusband sounds very relaxing. Then again it would take sometime for me to get used to living without modern heating/air conditioning and plumbing system.

>>45837754
Its something you get used too, not having AC in a northern jap summer isn't much. The winter is a bit worse but i'm sure theres plenty of solutions and Reimu would know them well enough. Plumbing is a bit more of an issue but an outhouse isn't that bad and sanitation isn't that hard. Any Anon could probably easily rig up a basic plumbing system

>>45826550
>I don't think she'd dump anything on anyone.
She's a normal person just like you and me, which means there's bound to be a lot of flaws lurking deep down. Difference is that she bears a lot of silent burdens she has no way to properly express with the circumstances around her, which aren't made better by the fact she's in such a unique disposition. Being around Reimu would bring a lot of emotional confusion, but I'd still consider it worth it. No one is without flaws to say the least.

>>45844987
I agree. And those flaws could manifest in different ways. I could see her being a near perfect wife but having to deal with her shrine maiden bullshit and needing to keep the Crimson Slasher in check.

>>45848324
But the crimson slasher is one of the best parts about her! I'd go on the epic youkai genocide with her

>>45848425
I'd be the straight man to Reimu's Crimson Slasher. This video is me when Reimu rants about murdering an innocent yokai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQUwfB9FbWQ

>>45848462
She'd break up with you fast

>>45803658
I want to marry her

>>45851465
She'd break up with you fast. Imagine giving in to to an otherwise nice girl's bullshit. She'd probably kill you as well.

>>45812559
You fasten them with their inner rubber strings

>>45855583
Didn't say she'd break up with you for standing your ground

>>45858764

>>45855583
>She'd probably kill you as well.
She's so perfect.

I think she was cuter back in the good ol' days.

>>45819407
Wonder no more! The touhou mangas exist. Go read them, secondary.

>>45879325
Last time I checked there wasn’t a manga about me living with Reimu

Cute miko just begging to be loved

>>45803658

>>45905873
How about bumping with a pic, instead?
Possibly one that's relevant to the thread.

>>45906146
I'd die happy if I could lie on reimer's cute belly for a while

Reimu's big ball

>>45837362
Damn, that's nice. I'd feel kind of bad eating something that well done.

>>45871338
How do you think your wife would react if after seeing a picture of her as a child you go and say, "Wow honey, you were way cuter back then!"

>>45920096
just one? did she lose the other to breast cancer

>>45803658
HMM YES I THINK I MIGHT AGREE MAYBE ANON!

What is your favorite reimu? I like her with shoulder-length black hair, brown eyes and the scarf red, very similar to EoSD one but with the details on the ribbon

>>45935345
Long hair mu, cuz long but slightly wavy black hair gets me going.

>>45935345
I miss characters having multiple poses per game

>>45827689
>>45828441
Are you suggesting giant Reimu stepping on her tiny husband?

>>45923333
Not well, but the facts are the facts.

>>45936194
Girls are too lazy now to change their poses...

She's a sweet girl.

>>45948617
Taking it too easy...

>>45871338
>>45923333
dangerous child reimu

>>45935345
Definitely long hair.

>>45935345
My favorite has to be pc98, she looks adorable especially in this image and love how purple hair looks on her

>>45803658
she cool

What would you do if you had a cloning machine and a sample of Reimu's DNA?

>>45968795
Reimu is indeed cool

>>45935345
I like mikiri hassha's 'mus

>>45970490
Try to reverse engineer her ability to float through life.

>>45971181
You know, i have a fanfic/potential fangame in my head that is exactly about that.
It's a sorta sequel to another story of mine, one where Marisa have to sneak into the SDM which was hijacked by a rogue faction of an ultra secret paranormal research organization simply called "The Foundation".
One member of the rogue squad was actually a spy, and she managed to get a hold of Reimu's DNA, The foundation creates an army of Reimu clones, for now the purposes are unknown.
Time later, several "Power restraining pillars" (the devices used by the rogue squad to suppress the powers of everyone near the SDM during the Scarlet Gear Incident) appeared in several places in Gensokyo.
The Myouren temple, Youkai Mountain, even the Hakugyokurou was affected to a certain degree. it must be the works of the foundation.
Now Reimu has to find out what the hell is going on, find the foundation's secret weapon and destroy it. Because of the pillars no one can fly or use danmaku and everyone is heavily nerfed (this is mostly because it's a God of War clone, so it has to be justified gameplay wise).
The twist is that The character you are playing as is not Reimu, but one of the clones created by the foundation, and the ones who put the nerf pillars are another rogue squad, they got hold of the Reimu clones and your mission was to get them back, you have been working for the foundation this entire time.
Reimu discovered this after being captured by the second rogue squad, and escaping in a sequence that resembles Arsenal's guts from MGS2. After gaining strength, new weapons and spells, getting stronger and defeating strong enemies despite the nerfing pillars. you are now playing as a naked, powerless and defenseless Reimu(?), lying to herself and denying the truth revealed to her, however, she enters that room, the room that holds the foundation's secret weapon, the cloning facility that hold an army of Reimu clones. But she can still be the original, right? No, because actual Reimu is there, she knows more than you and her Fantasy nature is the proof that she is the real one. Rei2 is broken now, but she gets a new objective. Save the Reimu clones from the Rogue squad, the foundation will give them a good life.
Twist of the twist: You did it, you saved the Reimu clones, now you just have to wait for further instructions and everyone will be fine, except that the foundation brought a Scarlet Gear that destroyed the ship where Rei2 was going to deliver the clones, you manage to survive, but the clones don't. You misundestood everything, your mission was not to save the clones, but to finish what the rogue squad were asked and refused to do. Your mission was to destroy the clones and leave no trace of their existance. The rogue Squad were protecting them this whole time, and the raising of the pillars was to expose the conspiracy to the rest of Gensokyo. But the Hakurai Miko proyect was... A COMPLETE FAILURE. None of the clones was able to use Fantasy Nature, not even you, you just have an ultra instinct knock off, as failures they had to be disposed, but the rogue squad refused to carry that task and that's why they sent you to deal with them. You were useful, but you haven't finished yet, there is still one Reimu clone to get rid of... you.
Completely broken, Rei2 throws herself from the highest mountain in Gensokyo, however, she gets saved by Reimu, she adopts her as her little Sister and tells her that the foundation attempt to get her power was doomed to fail, since Fantasy nature requires faith, not only genes, and now that she is her own person, Reika (Rei2) can find her own fantasy nature.

Finally a descent reimu thread

The 'Mu on page 10...

>>45992076
>>45997686
lol

>>45803658
well, 世界は可愛く出来ている anyway

>>45997879
sayonara

>>45997893
I resist

>>45982877
You really enjoy Metal Gear Solid 2, huh anon. Understandable since that game rules.

good thread

>>46000835
Yeah, that's why i imagine the prequel "Symphony of Scarlet Gear" as a full on Metal Gear Solid Clone with Marisa as protagonist.
This one however, would be a God of War clone instead because Reimu's arsenal really lends itself to that, also, her Fantasy Nature would be a nice Devil Trigger.

>>45819407
She’ll push all the housework to you while she relaxes and lazy around

>>46002871
That's fine, as long as she's grateful about it.

pitzuri

>>45837362

>>46006461
Ok but, who's Riemu?

>>46007167
Reimu's daughter, Riemu! Who'd then go on to marry and have two daughters, Rumie and Rimiu!

>>46007226
Oh wow, never knew Hana had a sister.

>>46007237
it's from another world, though. Reimu has a lot of daughters and sons...

>>46007237
>>46007260
no no no no no no please here no please...

>>46007270
Anon please, making an offhand reference to that story doesn't mean we'll start talking about it here.

>>46007270
sorry for the little PTSD attack, Anon; it was just a little reference~
here, I'll post some sexy 'mus to put your heart at ease

Reimu on the beach!

Reimu waiting for (You)!
>The Hakurei Shrine needs an heir, she told you earlier in a dismissive manner!

>>46007303
Those thighhighs have no business being so sexy.

>>46007320
everything Reimu wears, she finds a way to make it look sexy. She's the sex maiden, after all

>>46007303
I've never wanted anything quite as bad as I want to have expressionless, emotionless sex with dead fish reimu

"J-just get it over with anon. There's no point fighting it..."

>>46007364
dead fish sex with expressionless Reimu!
you treat her like a queen, loving every inch of her body!
she warms up and, slowly but steadily, starts to moan your name!
she's smiling as you two make passionate sex!

>>46007388
sorry, not interested

>>46007390
no wonder she's all doom and gloom most of the time...

the sex maiden!

I don't really get Reimu, it's probably just a symptom of her being the main character and so getting a much greater quantity of ZUN writing, but her personality and motivations seem to vary wildly over time. Sometimes she seems to be written as an outwardly standoffish but actually has a heart of gold type character, sometimes she's written as extremely cynical and mean spirited.I feel like she has veered much more to the former over time.

She also jobs now like every third game while before she seemed to be pretty unbeatable. Literally got BTFO'd by Yuuma so badly she just went home and hoped someone else would fix the problem.

>>45803658
>'mu on page 1
Great thread lads

>>46008699
she's whatever the person writing her wants her to be, though the only true Reimu is the one that lives in your heart

post the YUKARI'S MOUTH!? pic

bros I keep having dreams of dating and cuddling with Reimu, years of touhou and anime but this has never happened with any character.

>>46010903
me too but only daydreams

I want to grope her all over

>>46017007
same, she deserves a lot of love!

Worthless, another wasted day.. and it hasn't even started.

>>46017007
Go bath you are too sweaty

>>46017007
>Western underwear
Blasphemy! A Hakurei miko should wear a proper japanese fundoshi.

>>46017270
A proper Hakurei miko should be wearing BLOOMERS

>>46017007
Reimu presenting herself like this is pretty hot

What is the best reimu theme?

>>46029289
madden capricorn

>>46029289
https://youtu.be/SzOUqOCRXOs
https://youtu.be/6ThIAMywETg
this count as a reimu theme?

>>46034297
It does and it is, with Colorful Path a close second.

>>46034654
>with Colorful Path a close second.
agreed

I want a reimu maid

>>46045409
she'd constantly bully the ojou-sama...

>>46049459
I'd join in

>>46049459
I'd start it

>>46054498
>>46054996
you monsters

>>46007303
I'm going to knock up the 'mu so hard she'll have triplets

>>46063339
that'd be bad for the shrine; who'd succeed her as THE Hakurei Miko?

>>46063382
The volunteer
the other two can actually choose their careers instead of being forced into miko-dom

Reimu is my favourite and I love her

reimu :p

:3

>>45803658
She's an alcoholic and a drug addict

>>45803658
Waki miko Reimu, our heroine
Waki miko Reimu, #2 in popularity
Waki miko Reimu, her magic border
Waki miko Reimu, loses to Yukari's

>>46071558
i love the ( carefree)

>>46007388
As she tries harder to make love her ability to float makes it so the more effort she puts in the worse the sex!

>>46081663
but the more you love, the more effortlessly it becomes to love even more! So the more she loves, the greater the sex is!

>>46081954
What's that thing in her hair? Have you just posted a Cookie, Anon?

I cant resist to this canon swimsuit

>>46082300
This is among many reasons why LLS is the best game btw

>>46082370
wait but they are from silent sinner in blue

>>46082409
I made a mistake but it's as good a time as any to bring up LLS's ending cards.

>>46082434
So much soul, why isn't ZUN like that anymore?

>>46082434
…are those actually real? Like as in they appeared in an official touhou game made by Zun?

>>46082756
Yes, in LLS when you finish the game

>>46082756
Anon, don't make me 1cc LLS again just to show you it in a replay.

>>45803658
Reimu is somewhat weak to comments like this. She doesn't hear them very often.

>>46082622
I guess he's scared of people calling him out for making references to his favorite works, when in truth there's nothing wrong with it.

>>46089118
Half of these are pretty generic anyway, enough that I'd not even really consider them much of a reference. I know he did, but sometimes I think people stretch a little beyond reasonable thinking.

>>46082789
That's weird, whenever I say stuff like that she just looks like this...

I can't count on you for anything
Said Reimu.

I've never met anyone else who remotely thought the same thing, you're a freak.

why is she so perfect

>>46100675
Because she is the Wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise, duh

>>46089314
She never even looked at me

>>45803658
That's a dangerous thought, anon.

>>45923333
Show of hands, who wants to molest PC-98 Reimu?

>>46107541
Oh, there'll definitely be molestation.
But probably not in the way you are expecting.

>>46107541
N-Never!...

>>46089314
Must be user error.

kawaii miko desuwa

So is she a size queen?

>>46108013
No, she just has standards.

>>46108069
Specific standards I guess.

Not judging...

Does Reimu have brown or black hair? It always seems to be changing in artwork.

>>46108275
she actually has pink hair.

>>46108275
In the games it varies from black or dark brown.

>>46108275
It might be a really dark brown that looks black in the shade, but when it catches the light becomes a beautiful hazlenut colour.

>>46071558
Carefree Reimu is so charming that she even silences crying (devil) kids.
>>46108275
This >>46108384 colors change a bit depending of the light and in nature it's more common to have browns that look black if the light isn't strong enough than pure black. Black cats for example look brown when they are hit by direct sunlight.

>>46108384
(black is better)

>>46108384
(brown is better)

>>46108624
Going to have to side with this one. It makes her more unique I think.

>>46108384
(dark blue is better)

>>46108690
Not that black is bad, I'm just more used to brown. Dark brown looks the best on her.

Did ZUN ever said that her hair color was purple because of the limitations of PC98 or is this just speculation?

I made some lolimu porn today.

https://files.catbox.moe/grcq6u.jpg

>>46109558
Need more drunkmu, loli or otherwise.
I saw you do reimu x marisa's dad before, too. It's an interesting pairing that I've never considered before, but it's kind of interesting for me it's reimu x marisa's boyfriend though

>>46109558
>I
>made

>>46108275
As >>46108363 said, it's inconsistent in fan art because it's inconsistent in the games.

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Reimu_Hakurei#Artworks

What if Reimu had more friends?

>>46112866
she wouldn't be such a mess of a person then... maybe.

>>46112131
Her TH19 hairstyle/outfit was amazingly bizarre.
>>46109575
>Need more drunkmu
Good idea. I'll be on it.

>>46112131
Even though I prefer her with brown hair, it's worth noting that every game with ZUN art, besides IN and PoFV, features her with black hair.
I guess he's just too shy to tell Tasofro they're deviating from his idea of her.

>>46116276
UFO had a Reimu who was like a hair shy of having PC-98 purple hair

>>45982877
kideo hojima does it again, the genius
i'd play it
I'd like to read the first story as well. Link?

>>46116276
She also has brown tint here >>46071558 and in some endings.
SA, TD and DDC also has a brown tint so I'm with >>46108384

I made some more drunkmu porn today.

https://files.catbox.moe/ecwfnw.jpg
>>46109575
And an extra degen version, just for you:

https://files.catbox.moe/4lucib.jpg

>>46122444
>I made

>>46109580
>>46122542
You're boring, how about you just ignore him instead? It's not like replying with the same words every time will scare him or something.

>>46122580
Its a ritual, If you don't do it he will never return

>>46122607
ah, yes, I see. You're free to go then, sir. Have a good day.

>>46122580
I make no issue of it.

>>46122444
Fascinating.

>>46112131
I'm gonna miss her cat paw outfit

>>46122444
thank you for my degen slop
laughed a little at ''s sake' when I realised that that IS actually how I say it

>>46112131
IaMP is the best non-zun reimu

>>46122444
Domo arigato, Sloppu no Kami.

>>46116801
There's no link, i haven't written it yet.
It's about Marisa having to sneak around the SDM because a rogue faction of the foundation took over it, installed nerf towers, turned Remilia into stone and captured Meiling, Koakuma and Sakuya. Reimu was called first, but went MIA so she's either dead or captured. Patchy contacted Marisa to deal with the rogue squad and prevent the activation of The Scarlet Gear, a mecha that Remilia commissioned to the kappas that ended up having more power than initially planned, too much power in fact, enough to destroy Gensokyo and part of Japan with just one missile launch. Why Remy wanted a machine like that is a mystery. Patchy told Marisa that she played a game, Metal... something and she got the idea from there.
During her mission, Marisa encounters an agent of the foundation named Dingo Stark, he's there to stop the rogue squad from activating the SG, because if they launch the missile it would be a disaster for the foundation, it would force them to reveal themselves to the public, which would make them vulnerable to the sages of Gensokyo. If they don't then it would be a political issue that would involve Japan, USA and even Russia. If they blame the yokais then it would give them more power in the outside world. Dingo becomes Marisa's Iroquois Pliskin and they start cooperating to complete the mission.
Considering that this story is inspired by the first Metal Gear Solid, how controversial would it be if i include a scene where Marisa and Sakuya are electro-tortured completely naked by the enemy because they want the activation codes from Sakuya or the keycard of the SG from Marisa who got it from Nitori to deactivate the SG?
After a harsh session of torture, Dingo saves Marisa and Sakuya, Sakuya is unconscious, so Nitori has to take care of her. Unfortunately they got the activation codes, Now Marisa and Dingo have to stop them. Marisa discover that Reimu was captured and mind controlled by the enemy, after a boss fight Reimu regains control and joins Marisa in the fight against the SG, however, Reimu gets shot by a laser ray trying to save Marisa and almost dies, Marisa puts her mini hakkero in Reimu's heart to save her. By that point Dingo was in the basement, dealing with Flandre and trying to destroy a central computer that was there, presumably the main computer of the scarlet gear, however, destroying it didn't do anything to the SG. O1 (The leader of the foundation) reveals to Dingo that the computer, and his mission has nothing to do with the SG, the sages of Gensokyo were trying to find the identity of the O's (the top leaders of the foundation) to kill them and the computer held that information. the whole rogue squad situation was incited by a spy working for the O's to allow an agent to destroy the information of their identity under the guise of trying to get rid of a rogue faction and save face. After discovering this, Dingo goes to where Marisa and Reimu are fighting the SG, he first go to Nitori to mod his Stinger misile launcher to release an emotional frequency spectrum that would allow the missiles to neuter the youkai energy that gives the SG a tremendous resistance and power. Dingo goes and saves Marisa, however, the power of the SG is too much and Dingo gets heavily injured, he gives Marisa the modded Stinger before dying. Marisa destroys the SG and fist fights the leader of the rogue squad in a countdown sequence before the launch of the remaining missile. Marisa wins, but now the SDM is going to self destruct and she needs to escape with Nitori and an unconscious Reimu, the rest are already out.
After everything, it is revealed that the creation of the SG was because the main computer was holding the identities of the O's and they needed something to protect it. However, Yukari knew that the foundation would do something to get rid of the info, so she made a backup. Now that she got the info, Yukari sent someone to finally get rid of their enemies, however, when that someone returned she said "they are dead", pretty good, but, "They were dead before i found them... they have been dead for over 200 years". A false pretense to cover another false pretense. A member of the rogue squad was a spy, her mission was to incite the incident, discretely help Dingo and obtain the blueprints of the SG, designed and made by kappa technology and fueled by God energy. For years the foundation have been planting false information and that's what the main computer had, however they needed a reason to send an agent to make them think that its desctruction was their objective to hide their real objective, to obtain an army of SGs which would help them take over the moon. Esper, the spy, got the data of Sakuya and Remilia's abilities and also, as a special treat, Reimu's genetic material

No way I'm gonna read that!

Reimu is really cute in the new otoge.

R-Reimu stop looking at me like that...

>>46140895
or what?

>>46140899
ah ahhh aaahhhhh stop

>>46092052
I regret what I posted here. I lashed out at Reimu because in truth I am envious of her. I'm sorry, Reimu.

>>46143596
Did you get beat up?

>>45803658
cute freeloader

>>46143706
every time you ask that a new bruise appears on his skin

>>46144064
Whoa, what kind of magic is that?

>>46144284
It's muscle miko magic. Very useful.

>>46144357
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>46144566
only if you're willing to put on the frilly dress

>>45803658
if i pray to hakurei shrine can i convince her to let me into gensokyo ?

How would things change if Yukari gave Reimu a gun to more efficiently exterminate youkai?

>>46144610
Why do you need entrance to Gensokyo if you're already at the shrine

>>46146568
praying to* from home*

>>46146496
She'll achieve TYD (Total Youkai Death).

>>46149715
Die.

>>46149715
Live.

Reimu

Zzzzz

>>46144056
Why is she wearing kourin's clothes?

>>46164117
First chapter of CoLA

>>46164263
lewd

>>46164377
why

>>46007664
When the image was small I thought the white stone path was supposed to be semen because of your comment

>>46063382
Me? O-O Is she offering?

>>46143706
No, but I want to be. I deserve it. I need punishment for my sin.

>>46144589
w-well, I guess if I have to I'll do it.. O///O

>>46174914
>the white stone path was supposed to be seme
just imagine...

>>46175006
You disgust me

>>46178079
homo

>>46178249
imagining semen is pretty homosexual, yes

she's adorable and deserves love

>>46175006
The way her pubes poke through her underwear is kinda hot

>>46184787
Black-hairhus sexo

>>46189440
you cannot sex an inchling!

>>46164117
1) old clothes getting fixed
2) they're comfy
3) they look cool
4) they smell good
5) they're Rinnosuke's
6) they sell for a great price if you smuggle them back home

No rest for the reimu

>>45819519
>No Internet is a downside

Nah that's great and makes her even better, would.


Although instead of fixing her, I can ruin her.

>>45804662

You're the one who keeps getting on her property you God damn Youkai.

>singing for Anon after a hard day of work to get food on the table

>>46209753
The face 'Mu makes when I tell her how much I want to lap up sake from her belly button while fondling her underarms (It's too much to be considered healthy)

Jobmu Hackurei

Wake up!

>>46218390
Give the shrine maiden her capuccino!

>>46218390
let the tired maid sleep!

>>46218390
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE-UP

Cute 'mu using her wish responsibly!

>>46224986
Beautiful

Reimu's message for the people letting her thread slide off the board

>>46238090
I'm sorry Reimu, I was sleeping and dozing in bed, taking it easy like you told me to
prs 4gibu

>>46238090
I thought you wanted to rest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdcTUrdmixg

Reimu is the prime 2hu for marriage.

Not only is she good looking with a nice body but she also has a stable job, owns land and will guarantee your safety.

Of course there are people like Kaguya who massively outclass Reimu is those departments but getting Kaguya as your wife might as well be impossible. Even meeting her would be super hard let alone get her to like you in that way. Reimu on the other hand is easy too meet and doesn't have ridiculously high standers.

Marrying her is the fastest and easiest way to a comply life

>>46259143
Marisa, please, worry about yourself.

Can somebody post the nigga reimu cosplayer? I can't find it in my harddrive :(

>>45812517
*snatches them out of the air*
*buries nose in them*
*SSSSSSNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~

Gross brat Reimu

>>46269537
I'd love her even more if she was a Dr. Pepper

>>46269458
Here you go

>>46276851
That girl (?) is everything I want to be one day, not giving a fuck and cosplaying what she (?) wants.

>>46276851
Thanks breimu

>>46276851
this thread is two small for the too of us

Mmm, ripe...

What is the appeal of Reimu?

>>46299900
Her smile

>>46299900
literally everything in her is appealing

>>46299900
in a setting full of best girls sometimes the plain jane is what you desire the most

>>46299900
You tell me

ZUN made a mistake by nerfing reimu in the mangas
Reimu is COOL
She's SMART
she's TALENTED
it's not fair!
Thousand year old bakedanuki? STUPID FUCKING FOREIGNER OUTSIDER IMMIGRANT PICKING ON THE HARDWORKING HONEST THE SHRINE MAIDEN OF PARADISO
ZUN ruined reimu!
ZUUUUUN
IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME YOU COWARD
I'M THROUGH DOING THE BIDDING OF THE GODS
COME HERE AND FACE ME
YOU COWARD

>>46299900
She got a cute design and I like her laid-back nature. She's a powerful girl with a lot of responsibility but she honestly wants to live a simple life most of the time.

>>46300143
Lotus Eaters buffed her butt so it sorta evens out.

>>46299900
cute design, her get rich quick schemes are kind of endearing, has a homing attack in the games, would make a donation at her shrine

Reimu's cute and all but i much prefer dating one of her moms.

>>46300143
Is this a God of war spinoff where Kratos goes to Shinto mythology and befriends Reimu?

>>46299900
髪袖

>>45819519
>downside

i would suck the shit out of her feet

only if that means id get to see her irl

>>46317847
She looks fat there. Give me back my malnourished pervert miko.

>>46317847
>>46322667
I like both Reimu’s and would rub both of her shrine maiden feet.

>>46322667
this cutie would never domestically abuse you! The bunbunmaru lies!

>>46322667
those are just her creamy thighs

>>46323409
Everyone knows Reimu is the deadliest person in Gensokyo. It adds to her charm.

>>46333273
Reimu is so powerful she can have her clothes change to all of the colors in the visible line spectrum.

I can get the why some anons find her cute or wife material but I can't get why some anons can lewd her. She and Marisa always feel like two old friends that we all been close together in entire life that thinking about them that way seems wrong . Maybe due to the fact that I'm familar with Reimu and Marisa, their depiction in various media from silly, greedy, zombie, lazy, Jiii and cute. I just couldn't see her in that way.

>>46338182
Sorry .

>>46338182
Once you get to a less young part of your life, you start to realize that sex is just a natural part of loving someone, and that there's nothing inherently wrong with lewd stuff.

>>46338182
Look, I just love Reimu in all aspects, all sizes, all contexts. Lewd or wholesome, lazy or excited, black-haired or brunette. I love EVERYTHING about Reimu.

>>46338182
>I can get the why some anons find her wife material
>but I can't get why some anons can lewd her
You should feel sexual attraction to your wife. Of course there's more to marriage, but this still matters.

bye reimu