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i love my serpentine wife

>>46139504
I think Kanako's pretty fucking awesome but I don't think I'd worship her. Questionable Moriya conspiracies, yknow, and I like my life without the threat of nuclear annihilation due to her giving a WMD to a dumb bird

>>46141686
my wife fails at everything but that's why i love her

Remilia's otherworldly beauty is a reflection of her personality and power. She looks both frightening but alluring, elegant but devilish.
She is both respected and feared by her peers, and while she could kill a human in a second, she shows mercy by seducing them with her mystical charisma and drawing from them just enough blood to sate her thrist, allowing them to live. It is truly difficult to resist her advances, and while the prospect of having your neck pierced by this demon might sound horrible now, but it'll sound like the most wonderful idea in the world when she proposes it to you. It truly takes a man with an impossible amount self-control to not give in to her charms.
It'll take a true legend to conquer such a powerful, frightening, enticing, influential and intelligent noblewoman.
Kanako, on the other hand, sat her large butt on the top of the mountain one day and claimed it to be her own, angering every single one of her new neighbours.
She is completely dependent on faith from humans, and yet she chose to place her shrine on a huge mountain, making it very hard for people to come visit, which shows how foolish this old lady it. If she loses her faith, she'll have no power aside from scarying people with her monstrous face.
Honestly, the only reason why the mountai youkai didn't remove her by force is because no one is strong enough to carry that much weight.

>>46142440
Kanako's large butt...

Just look at this sweaty virgin. She's a powerful goddess that has lived for hundreds of years but most of her plans to gather faith for herself end up flopping. If you showed interest in her and were persistent enough her tough and wise goddess façade would crack and she'd show herself as someone who has no idea how to handle this sort of attention. She'd try to deflect and hide it but it would be obvious to anyone from how she stumbles over her words and gets nervous over the idea of doing more then hold hands. Suwako would probably laugh her ass off at first, but once she realizes the both of you are serious she'd step in and help move things along.

she is built like a futa. I didn't say it, the japs did.

>>46142904
Expanded Onbashira.

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>>46143113
Kanako isn't a futa, but if she did have a penis it'd be the smallest at the Moriya Shrine

>>46143130
She'd confidently tell everyone that it's 10 inch long and as thick as a soda can, but if someone said "alright, show me", she'd start blushing, stuttering and sweating a lot, while making unconvincing excuses.

>>46141768
Fails at everything? She kicked Suwako's ass and took her shrine. She stuck around for a few millennia until she had to save herself from non existence and established a foothold in Gensokyo with human and kappa worshipers. She's also working on nuclear fusion while the outside world is stuck with crappy green energy and oil. She's not perfect but she does succeed at important things. Maybe you should stop projecting your vanilla tastes into the goddess...

>>46144387
>She kicked Suwako's ass
snake tongue

Cute feet

>>46139504
Used gods.

Never fall asleep where you are the most vulnerable or you will wake up to this!

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>>46144194
Meanwhile Suwako is hung like a tree stump but doesn't say anything except stare at Kanako with a smug face...

Kanako is amazing.

>>46146480
Why kanako has tits out

>>46141553
Yeah? Well, pity PUNCH.

*punch*

>>46147515
Why wouldn't she?

Would it be fun to work for Kanako? How much would she pay and what would she pay in?

>>46151088
Probably not the funnest job, but satisfying, if you're into spiritual things. Likely a modest amount, but not paltry either.
Every coin well-earned.
Honestly, it probably depends on just what you do for her.

>>46151203
I know nuclear physics.

>>46151270
>I know nuclear physics.

>>46142842
Kanako isn't a virgin. Yasakatome was married to Takeminakata and had (many) children with him, at least until the Lunarians sealed him away out of fear and Kanako gradually absorbing his former role (Kanako herself not having been sealed away because she's a sister of the Watasukis), effectively making her her own husband.

>>46151487
this family lineage is confusing as fuck

>>46151487
>Takeminakata alias is Suwa Daimyōjin
>Suwa Daimyōjin also rules the Mishagujis
Hold up, does that mean Suwako and Kanako have the same husband??

>>46151487
Kanako is a virgin because (A) A lot of this is convoluted Japanese mythology that isn't directly confirmed to be the case in Touhou anyways and (B) Because it's funnier that way.

>>46151559
I'm ready to assume Sanae is her own grandma a la Fry.

Kanako stopped being a virgin.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to source deep-fried rat spiced with ghost pepper.

>>46151575
Yes, and it's me.

>>46155174
Ugh this frog always looks so irresistible...

The last thing a would-be hag bully sees.

>>46139504
I hate this fucking greedby bitch so much. She's a disgrace to the buddhist faith. A buddhist isn't supposed to be a busty greedy whore.

>>46159386
That would be relevant if she were buddhist.

I love her so much neither Shrine maidens nor Youkai could stop me.

>>46161460

>>46161471
Card? Frontend? Which ai?

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>>46161514
Lol, this is one of my old screenshots of my bots, though I'm not the one posting it this time. The frontend is agnai, and the AI is GPT-4

>>46159386
Wrong 2hu, Anon.

>>46166620
I saved it because it's hot as fuck

>>46166624
Honest and chaste Buddhist lady...maybe I should visit her instead of kanakp

I want to marry Kanako!
>artist nuked all his Kanakos on pixiv

>>46168632
She's stagnant, stuck in the past.
Kanako ever moves towards the future!

>>46146480
>Hey I found this shota first

>>46168632
>Honest
>chaste
>Buddhist
I fail to see how those three terms relate to Byakuren.

Snuggling Kanako tightly!

>>46174181
Swearing to love Kanako always!

>>46174181
There's a lot of Kanako-sama to snuggle!

>>46178162
This is slander.
Libelous!
I will not stand for this!

>>46178095
Kanako trying on school uniforms!
They don't fit her!
The fabric is losing the battle!

>>46166620
>and the AI is GPT-4

How the fuck do you even got lewd GPT-4? Are you an OpenAI insider?

>>46182856
No, you just need jailbreaks, which are just retarded text prompts tricking the AI into disregarding OpenAI's injected filters. I was an oldfag on /aicg/, a general on /g/, they have plenty of 'em. Though I suggest not trying to ask for jailbreaks there, they gatekeep quite hard. Here, have another screenshot, I got like 50 of these. Sorry in advance for the cringe.

What does this image evoke in you?

>>46185814
Does it still have the problem of slowly forgetting the prompt you used to jailbreak it?

>>46141768
Everything except having incredibly lickable abs

>>46190917
A feeling of love for my menacing and super smart momwife

>>46202708
So it seems

>>46205466
Kanako wouldn't be able to walk straight for days after I was done with her due to vigorous leg training

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>>46205466
Don't fall for it, those are pictures from when she was young.
She looks much flabbier now.

kanako's pubes in my face!

>>46213584
gimme chubby kana

>>46213584
Nothing a good diet, plenty of exercise and many encouraging hugs can't fix!

>>46214661
Diet is a meme