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4613651 No.4613651 [Reply] [Original]

I just found something new I can fap to.

1. Search for "my boobs xD" in Google
2. Receive thousands of little girls talking about their boobs

>> No.4613660

How is that fappable?

>> No.4613657
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>> No.4613666

That doesn't sound very fappable. That doesn't sound very fappable at all.

>> No.4613661

Why are you posting this in /jp/?

>> No.4613669
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>> No.4613671

I can't fap to this!

>> No.4613672

>>4613660
I just think it's hot when girls talk about their bodies.

>> No.4613695

>... it makes me glad that I'm not a girl... Of course if I were female, I'd never leave the house and never stop playing with my boobs XD ...

I think this plan is failing...

>> No.4613698

Jesus of fucking Christland you're a genius

>> No.4613714
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>> No.4613737

oh my god

>> No.4613744

No shit, son. Search for it. There's also other possibilities.

>> No.4613757

>>4613714
>you're the tampon to my vagina

I'm almost wishing I had some reaction images right now. Almost.

>> No.4613773

Holy shit that's a great idea.

>> No.4613801

BOINGANOINGANOINGGGGG!!!

>> No.4613823

>>4613757
I didn't even notice that, when I did I spat my drink all over the screen. Thanks.

>> No.4613955
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http://www.google.com/search?q=%22broke%20my%20hymen%20when%20I%20was%22

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>>4613955

>> No.4613972

>>4613955
Jesus Christ the first result

>> No.4613992

>>4613972
That's Yahoo Answers for you. But seriously, the guy wants his girlfriend to break her hymen herself so he doesn't have to? What a faggot.

>> No.4614014
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>I accidentally broke my hymen when I was masturbating with a sausage

>> No.4614022

>>4613992
I think it's cool. The girl will not hate you forever for breaking her hymen and making her feel pain.

>> No.4614031

>I broke my hymen when I was 11 by falling onto a bar
For some reason I was reminded of that one drawing of the snake picking up a stick.

>> No.4614043

>I broke my hymen when I was 10
>I broke my hymen when I was 9 or 10
>I broke my hymen when I was 9
>I broke my hymen when I was 12

What the fuck?

>> No.4614059
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4614059

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22I+lost+my+virginity+to+my+brother%22&btnG=Search&amp
;aq=f&aqi=g-c1&aql=&oq=

You're all small time.

>> No.4614064

>>4614043
Hymens can break during regular rigourous physical activity.

>> No.4614083

>>4614064
It's true. I only discovered mine was broken already when I fingered myself for the first time

>> No.4614088

>>4614083
Boys don't have hymens, Anon.

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>>4614083
Did you finger you're anus?

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>>4614098
Did you ?

>> No.4614104
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>> No.4614112

>>4614102

I fingered MINE.

>> No.4614115

>>4614043
I've heard its not rare to break them while exercising or something.

>> No.4614123

>>4614115
Jesus Christ.

>> No.4614131
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>>4614059
>I lost my virginity to my brother

>> No.4614138

>>4614059
ffffff

>> No.4614140

What is this sordid discussion?

>> No.4614149

>>4614140
That's not sordid. It's an healthy discussion about the breaking of an hymen.

>> No.4614156

>>4614059
My god that first result

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>>4614157

>second result is /jp/

>> No.4614164

>>4614059

It's amusing that the google crawler just picked up this reply and now it's on the first page when you search exactly for that.

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>>4614157
Broken hymens, on my /jp/ - Otaku Culture?

>> No.4614179

>>4614059
I know what I'll be fapping to tonight.

>> No.4614184
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>> No.4614195

>>4614156

Jesus Christ, I have never seen such huge sluts in my life. One of them said she was 18 and already had 45 different sex partners. That's just ridiculous.

>> No.4614197

>>4614157
>I accidentally broke my hymen when I was masturbating with a sausage

God for some reason I can't stop laughing reading this in the google results

>> No.4614202

>>4614157
>NEET & Hikikomori/General
...?

>> No.4614206

>>4614202
easymodo, you must be new here, etc.

>> No.4614207

>>4614195
I thought that was what all 3DPD women were like.

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>>4614207
>45 different sex partners.
>All 3DPD women

>> No.4614225

>>4614207
Then how am i still a virgin?

>> No.4614232

>>4614207
No, it's usually much more.

>> No.4614235

>>4614225
They're all having sex with the same 45 men.

>> No.4614236

>>4614179

Most of that stuff is just ancient ancient ancient copypasta from alt.sex.stories and alt.literature.erotica

You can probably find a site that's got a dedicated archive of them and cut out the middleman.

>> No.4614237

>>4614225
easily, you just arent included in those ones the 3DPD women want to have sex with.
even if every single woman had sex with 45+ males, it wouldnt mean that they'd have to fuck YOU.

>> No.4614240

>>4614225
There, there.

>> No.4614244
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4614244

What's with you people and shattering hymens?

>> No.4614251

>>4614244
It's the same guy.

>> No.4614258

>>4614244

Refrigerated onaholes and one cool dude.

>> No.4614266

>>4614244
Because it means that Cirno stayed pure for you.

Also hello fellow mac user.

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4614271

This is the best thread /jp/ ever had.

>> No.4614273

Some people haven't realized Google adjusts search results to their preferences revealed in previous searches. Congrats OP, you're a pedophile.

>> No.4614280

>>4614273
Does it really?

>> No.4614281

http://www.google.ru/search?hl=en&q=%22crushed+my+penis%22

>> No.4614292

>>4614281
>http://www.google.ru/
>.ru
>crushed+my+penis

Truly a Russian thought-process.

>> No.4614297

/jp/ - NEET & Hikikomori/General
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>> No.4614322

For the love of god, it could be a banana, a fucking pickle, but Christ, a sausage?

>> No.4614326

>>4614322
warm it up and its just like the real thing!

>> No.4614328

>>4614273
Some people still haven't realized that everyone on /jp/ is a pedophile.

>> No.4614434

>>4614328
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22year+old+get+pregnant%22&aq=f&aqi=&
amp;aql=&oq=

>> No.4614437
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>>4614281
Oh lord.

>> No.4614460

>>4614437
>One time she sneezed and the force somehow crushed my penis and she squirted out a bunch of mucousy yellow stuff. I still fucked her after that.

HAHAHAOHWOW.JPG.PNG.BMP.MP4.MKV.7z.TAR.GZ.LZH.BIN

>> No.4614474

> /jp/ loling over a sausage
> implying the ways they use to get off arent more ridiculous

>> No.4614475

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/15824834/

>> No.4614484

>>4614474

>implying that hands, a pillow, or one of my myriad Tenga cups is nearly as hilarious as a fucking sausage.

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>>4614475

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>>4614475

What the fuck am i reading

>> No.4614514

>>4614508
Just the normal bio of a legit girl who likes Death Note!

>> No.4614522

>>4614475
>I also have this freaky disease o.O sometimes my boobs will make milk... I am NOT kidding

I haven't laughed so heartily in years. Splendind troll. It's a troll right? Right?

>> No.4614525

>>4614475
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
OH MY GOD.

>> No.4614528

>>4614475
>no pics of said tits

What a troll. I got hard thinking about it but I can't genuinely fap without seeing her, if she's real.

>> No.4614543

>o_e
The fuck is that.

>> No.4614547

>>4614500
>My parents were kind enough to buy me a breast pump though

awesome

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>>4614475
wow....uhm...that was interesting.

>> No.4614555

>>4614543

Cataracts I think.

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http://www.google.com.br/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=l70&rls=org.mozilla%3Apt-BR%3A
official&q=site%3Agaiaonline.com+%22my+boobs+xD%22&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&am
p;oq=

>> No.4615302

>>4613661
>Why are you posting this in /jp/?

Because I knew /jp/ would like this thread. Just look at it.

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