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>>46139372
That's just a scottish fold cheshire.

nom

>>46139372
>>46139380
She's got cat eyes, not dog eyes. Cat eyes have vertical pupils while dog pupils are round.

All rapists can be tamed

>>46139412
Yeah, but sometimes that energy comes out in other ways. Other, more annoying ways.

>>46139412
I cannot be tamed. I will rape the ass of 100 fox hags and they will never catch me.

Don't forget to tune into the GIGA World Gup next Thursday. Owen the Ogre Opener and his wife Mary the Merciless Maw are competing to claim the title of Duo World Champions and might have a decent chance of finally knocking Big Boy Bobby and his mother-wife Wuvvy Wurm Wendy off the top position they've held onto for three years! My bet's on the reigning champs though. Nothing can beat the Wurmwind Wonder.

>>46139409
That's why she's so tricky.

New story dropped
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53879572

>>46139448
I don't know, there's so much great new talent since the sport went worldwide, and Wonderland's Backburgers team has a special surprise this year.

Listen to me, Japanese Oni monster, just because I'm an American tourist visiting Akihabara to see all the cool otaku stuff doesn't mean you should try seducing me. You should stick to marrying Japanese men and doing something about this country's birth rate instead! It's not like an American tourist like myself intends to stay.

>>46139467
>Snuff
>Death

>>46139470
I've been paying particular attention to the Size Difference circuit lately. There's this Red Oni and her husband who turn the whole OniXHuman thing on its head. She's not even a Sabbathite and she still looks like that. I really recommend those two. Rough Rider Ruby and Steve the Steed. Lots of talent there but they probably won't make it to the finals this year. Give it a couple years and some more practice? Oh yeah, they've got a chance to beat out the Fairies that keep claiming the top spot.

>>46139467
>Snuff
>Death
fuck off

just ignore it so it doesn't reply

>>46139481
Last words of a western piggu before his rape.

>>46139491
Personally I'm not that much into worldwide tournaments, I'm still going to local tournaments for live sports rather than global broadcasting. Except the Christmas Cakes tournaments on the mornings, pretty fun to watch at work or on weekends while having breakfast.

>>46139502
it's nice to have a couple warnings so people don't got to bother looking

>>46139507
it's been three months and I still have no idea what this goddamn spider is saying

>>46139517
Yeah, the Cakes are always great. Love watching how nervous the partners are until the Houri just nuke them with Eros mana and they attack like rabid beasts. Lots more passion at that level.

>>46139517
The fun about those is watching performances that put professional athletes to shame
I'm glad that pro league scouts are keeping an eye on those, specially those those team that are family members, they tend to go really far as pros

>>46139534
NTA but they really do. I mean, they already have a close-knit bond as family but then to move into marriage as well? It's hard to beat that bond when it comes to the mutual cooperation required to really stand out in GIGA. There was a guy I went to school with who competed in Youth tournaments with his big sister. She waited until he graduated so they could go to university together and were immediately scouted by a dozen universities who wanted them for their Duos teams. Full ride scholarships for both of them. Crazy.

>>46139507
Japanese Monsters CANNOT force us American nationals to stay in Japan with them. We already have homes back in the US of A to go to when we're done with our tour.

I hope your doing your part against the automaton and bug menace anons

>>46139372

Plant hags are the worst. They're always teasing you when you're in the middle of trying to get work done, or poking fun of you when you're not immediately up for it. Then they turn into babbling, drooling messes once they finally get dick, and have the most pathetic cumming faces. They'll do anything to get you to finish inside, too.

I love plant hags.

>>46139566
>everyone else having a whale of a time in bug space
>meanwhile I'm being hunted through the jungle by mad robots
where the hell are those reinforcements?!

>>46139566
>>46139582
congratulations private anon, you have the honour of clearing out these bot tunnels, here's your flashlight good luck!

>>46139448
I wonder if big monsters like Sandworms can participate on those sports somehow

>>46139378

Reminder that since spring and summer are approaching now is the time to brush up on tactics you can utilize against monsters that thrive during such seasons

>>46139598
>Join the war in the hopes of scoring some bug pussy
>Get raped by robots instead
Dang

>>46139566
>beeg boogs
Imagine

>>46139467
>“Don’t look at me like that, you’ve had it easy so far. You want some more air? Start humping, human.”
Hot. I like when a girl gives a Hobson's choice.

>>46139580
>Bad Bitch shirt
She's asking for it, anon. There's no ambiguity about it.

>>46139618
one of the many sacrifices needed to defend liberty

Bans must have expired.

>>46139448
>bored on a weekend browsing through channels
>see if there are some hot fiery matches on
>search though the 8 ESPN and GIGA channels
>it's all rematches, previous and biography of past champions
I think they should broadcast more junior and college matches specially the ones going live on weekends, those Nukis are taking my money for my TV subscriptions and there are no live sports to watch

>the dragon's face when she successfully scares off a wandering human man she found skulking around the woods outside her lair
>the dragon's face when she realizes she's lonely again and that guy was the first other living thing she's seen in a century since everyone avoids her for being so violent

>>46139652
>those Nukis are taking my money for my TV subscriptions
So that's why those biographies are mostly danukis and rebroadcasts of foxes getting humiliated by them

>>46139566
>Only good bug is a bed bug! For cock and stone!
final quote from first and last anon before he charged into The Hive alone
his MULEbot does return with minerals every so often, so somehow he's still alive and a great asset to the company. Would you like to know more?

>>46139653
All she has to do is find him and apologize. How hard can that be?

>>46137870
I should typeset this image sometime.

>>46139652
The Youth division was restricted from broadcasting unfortunately. However, there are some high school circuits that stream their tournaments on all the different streaming services. Just look around on Saturdays and you'll usually find them. College though? Unfortunately they only run during fall and spring. You CAN pay for a ticket to their training camps though. That's an experience for sure.

>>46139667
there's a decent chance you'd have to explain to a dragon what an apology is
and she still wouldn't understand it

>>46139667
>Dragon goes to find man
>finds him lost since she scared him off the last time and now he's having trouble getting home
>she lands hard enough to shake the ground near him which makes him terrified again and doesn't know how to start an apology, just goes "HEY." bluntly
>man has a panic attack and hyperventilates and she gets annoyed
>"...rrrRRR! I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!"
>"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME D-D-DON'T HUH.. HURT... D-D.. ABUH! D-D..."
>Dragon loses her patience and sprays the ground with fire and tells him to leave angrily so he starts running again until he's gone
>Dragon just stands there
>lets it settle in that she fucked up again
>Dragon starts shaking uncontrollably and crying, just goes back home to continue being lonely

>>46139502
It was well written.

>>46139652
>it's all rematches, previous and biography of past champions
As long as are not CRT quality rebroadcasts I'm fine with them, there are some classic matches that no matter how many times you watch them they are always fresh

Dragons are so cool!

>>46139712
I'm tired of people talking about this poor Dragon. I'm adding her to my list and I WILL give her a good ending.

>>46139675
>The Youth division was restricted from broadcasting unfortunately.
But there are those sports shows of moms boasting about their kids and even participate with them on open television

>>46139618
Nobody can join anything right now.

>>46139797
Just like those Brazilian children shows

>>46139797
They've managed to bypass the ban on Youth broadcasting by competing in Amateur divisions for those. Yeah, they're technically professionals but it's not a coincidence that these Amateur tournaments are also filled with professionals while other Amateur tournaments are what you'd expect. It's kind of annoying when I'm looking for real Amateur competitions though. Hopefully GIGA manages to get that law repealed soon.

>>46139797
It's always prideful moms proyecting their frustrations onto their children or using a last resort to fulfill their broken dreams of becoming profesional athletes

>>46139830
But there've been over a dozen mother-son champions in the Duos and Age Difference divisions? And more if you consider the families competing in the Trios and Harem divisions.

>>46138405
Zero TL. I can't read the moonrunes for shit but written out in romaji I can get the basic gist of what was being said because I'm an idiot. I did enjoy how their claw arms were their actual, main arms and the other ones they use for mundane tasks were the smaller set.

>>46139830
I like when families play sports, after all sports are a healthy alternative to stay in shape and in this case promotes love and caring too

>>46139797
It's good advertising for promoting sports in am age in which fast food and obesity are corrupting our youths, instead broadcasting sports for all ages help fight that

>>46137870
>>46139672
Fuck it. Give her some love.

>>46139867
she looks like a truffle-hunter

>>46139867
Wearing a tie between her breasts has to be uncomfortable for her.

>>46139878
But can she do the truffle shuffle?

>>46139864
Well with those sports some monster will get obese for natural causes, if you know what I mean

>>46139372

Bug sex

>>46139867
>captivating fruit.
*Prisoner fruit.

>>46139925
Want me to change it?

>>46139927
Just correcting it. If you want to do the effort is up to you. Bit surprised you didn't realize that's what the artist meant.

>>46139864
Hard to achieve that when all tournaments are sponsored by Harpy co. Fried chicken, McNukis and Fox Cola

>>46139932
Not gonna lie, I'm drinking spirits right now. Everyone save this one.

>>46139943
PUT THE GHOST DOWN, ANON! SHE DOES NOT CONSENT TO YOU DRINKING HER!

>>46139565
>>46139481
May I remind you American dogs that swarms of sukeban JP Murder Hornets once invaded certain US states? Oh the reports of beekeeper anon boys who get their honey bee hives raided by said sukeban murder hornets for their honey and just to pick fights with fatter and slower American honey bees.

>>46139867
God I just want one porc wife out of a whole tribe of them and tell her that I want to make her a high orc of a new tribe I'll make with her

>>46139970
When is KC going to do a Wasp girl who lays her eggs in an arachne and makes Anon fertilize both her eggs and the arachne, turning the arachne into a big moo cow baby macheen?

>>46139965
>>46139998
Have another nsfw one.
https://files.catbox.moe/qku4vj.png

Gimme like 5 p'orcs and I'll be happy.

>>46139752
Yeah, but don't tell them that. They're smug enough as it is.

>>46139999
Never. Fuck off.

>>46140071
Please do not take too many porcs
Who else will raid villages and be lvl 2 bandits?

>>46140000
Damn pig knows just what her aroma will do to a man

>>46140084
Aww, man!

>>46139517
>Except the Christmas Cakes tournaments on the morning
There's multiple channels broadcasting live cake leagues 24/7, it seems that there are too many monster eager to participate and there are too many aplicants and not enough TV segment to show all of them

>>46139999
God, that's kinky.

>>46140121
le foxo generico.

Need fairy sex

>>46140137
Miss Fairy concurs.

>>46140141
>brown hand

>>46140126
Lmao tailet.

Would a doppelgänger do mind game pranks on her husband? For example she shapeshifts into a female version of him and says “I am you and you are me” to leave him in shock.

>>46140229
Based off the profile? No. But if the girl he is into that she latches onto has that kind of personality, she might adopt it and retain it after the reveal.

loot what you will but do not tarry even in death an mg is not to be trusted.

Remember to treat little girls with kindness (the mamono definition of being kind to little girls may be slightly broader than the human one)

>>46140276
In what way?

>>46140276
I will kindly buy her pants since she seems to not be able to afford them

>You must be from Earth. How are you liking Dragonia?

>>46140294
2 many dragons who start to spew some chuuni speech at me for some reason. No one cared about me on Earth and I had some peace.

Sticks get the Thicks.

>>46140294
I'm afraid of heights, and all these dragons keep telling me the best way to see Dragonia is on a guided tour from above, and I wish they'd stop asking me that. I find the whole idea terrifying.
If only there were a dragon that doesn't fly...

>>46140294
I'm having a blast hanging out in Wurm Town

>>46140316
That is a lot of ass art.

i just get her wurm cousin to both smack some sense in the dragons

>>46140294
way better after meeting you, wannna go out sometime?

>>46140294
I love big, meaty paws but even though I think heels should look silly on them it's still sexy somehow. We need more footwear for girls with big, fluffy feet.

>>46140294
0/10 I didn't find my wife. She's white and has blue eyes.

>>46140377
Is this some kind of Yugioh reference?

>>46140294
It's okay. There are less kidnapped princesses to rescue than I thought

>>46140334
wurm, dragon zombie and malef are on the right side of how to treat a man. soon, the old dragons will be outnumbered

I’ve been following the GIGA league for a while, mainly the Duos tournament. But I’m just now asking what does GIGA stand for?
Also, are slimes banned from the competition?

>>46139448
I wonder how are the uniforms they wear, maybe something like those race queen ones? swimsuits? reverse bunnysuits?

>>46140284
Nothing particularly major, just things like responding to romantic advances, appreciating their unique bodies charm points, being gentle while sharing lust..

>>46140294
I can tell this dragon would a be a good choice for hunting and rendering into parts.

>>46140103
My guy MGE is not that kind of setting nor is KC that kind of content creator. If you can't deal with that then by all means go do your own weird shit in your own setting.

>>46140443
>>46140103
But you can talk about it here.

>>46140457
Fuck off Mick.

>>46140457
you can type all sorts of things and be shit on accordingly

>>46140474
HOW DID YOU KNOW I AM GERMAN?

>>46140474
It was pretty hot, desu. A kind of monster girl symbiosis to maximize births.

>>46140480
Did KC make any german folklore monster girls who would be into that yet?

>>46140512
No retard.

>>46140580
the flatccubus is not to be underestimated

>>46140564

>>46140415
Comfortable clothes that are easy to remove, and comfortable to wear obviously, sloppy undressing costs points

>>46140644
shirokutos sabbath has the tech for tearable/rippable and then repairable clothes so there's room for innovative techniques

>>46140415
They wear different uniforms with colors and designs that represent their team obviously
It can vary from something extremely skimpy like wearing a pair of leaves, like Elves tend to wear, to a full armour uniforms like what a Dullahan would wear as uniform

>>46140466
I don't want cait sith who does that. I'd barely even consider anal with her.
I would though.
Fluffy Cat ass.

>>46140691
>team
So there's also a team category? Or are the Duos just connected to a team for organizational purposes? Or is it a multi-round thing where you might have three couples from each team compete one at a time with the victors being the best out of three?

>>46140691
I'm all in for traditional ethnic uniforms

>>46140691
! !

>>46140703
Nigga you aren't even an actual fan of Cait Sith.

>>46140706
Well I consider that there are ple ty of duos and trios that come from the same college, highschool or state and belong to the same team, you know every team having multiple couples and manpower to participate in multiple events or to have replacements due to injury or fatigue after mid time, instead of changing the player you change the couple

>>46140708
Ah yes
The Undead United uniform

>>46140729
I don't know what this means. I like the picture and I like the femdom.

>>46140747
My guy, anybody with sense knows you don't actually like MGE.

Reminder that kraken MILFs turn into felonies upon entering bathtubs

>>46140733
That's a good idea. Maybe they have Duos and Trios normally but then there are Team events where you have a set bench of maybe four Duos and three Trios who can be swapped in and out by the school as they compete to win the most points.

>>46140708
st kiki's academy battle attire

>>46140706
All sports require teams, imagine having a single couple during all matches on the same tournament without rest, you need to change players. You get a team of 12 players in which you have 3 couples for the duo category and 2 throuples (not sure if that's written properly) for the threesome category and all of them wear the team's uniform. That's why there are academies and training, it's a serious and competitive sport.

>>46140386
What tipped you off? Everybody knows the Blue Eyes White Dragon is a fatalistic romantic nerd who deserves only the most autistic of husbands.

>>46140739
I'm more into the Zipangu Hoppers, their ubiform is cute and they have more victories in regional invitations.

>>46140763
They even have a bus for the whole team plus their technical manpower and trainers with the colors of the team, and there are huge crowds of local fans cheering when the bus leaves for a tournament.

>thread is slowly crafting an actual imaginary gaping sport on the level of major sports like football or baseball

This is so delightful. When the portals open and the Lims find this in the archives they're going to blow a fucking gasket before starting GIGA themselves.

How sweet do you want your mg?

>>46140691
In that picture those girls are the Messi, Mbappe and Ronaldo of the sport

>>46140782
Well atleast it's much better than a guy spamming his fantasy of his D&D character being a necromancer wanted for murder and asking questions that don't belong to the setting, God that last thread ended pretty sour

>>46140750
It's more the meta and everything associated with it than mge itself.

>>46140782
It reminds me of the baseball steam the thread wrote up and greenworm anon drew cards for

I'm not sure I like this gaping stuff honestly

>>46140798
then why are you here? fuck off already

>>46140803
heave ho, thieves and beggars

>>46140691
>Kappa routinely show up wearing nothing but fundoshi
>They make it a show to slam literal ass prints into solid concrete to dissuade new male competitors from trying to gape them in a serious match
>Their husbands, typical of the difference between Rugby players and Futbol are notably built like brick shithouses not dissimilar to power lifters
>Due to their rivalry with the Jinko, teams always try to one up each other in different fetishes such as washboard abs and packing entire cake factories
>Meanwhile the Anubi sit back and watch the fireworks

>>46140803
relatively speaking its a disgusting fetish. Is it anal or pussy we talking?

>>46140829
I've already plotted out one story for a pair of Amateur competitors and it involves all three holes. You can gape a mouth, ass and pussy.

>>46140803
more of a rapeball guy myself

>>46140826
>trying to gape them in a serious match

The competitions aren't involving other players. It's a husband and wife Duo or husband-wife-wife Trio who are putting on a performance and getting scored based off how well they do.

>>46140846
Bachelors gotta get hitched somehow Anon.

>>46140851
That's what the Cake circuit is for.

>>46140826
I imagine teams having their own rituals before a match, like Hakas, shouts or dances in which even the spectators can interact.

>>46140803
It's not my cup of tea as a fetish but man, I recognize it has been fun imagining all this sport stuff and a lot more fun than guys asking for warhammer deities on the world or some forces breaking the setting

>>46140851
There's a matchmaking league, anon. We added it on the last thread.

>>46140879
Some of this actually made me sick a little.

Alright these threads are officially dead. At this point it's just a bootleg sfw /b/ with the amount of obvious crossboarders just dumping their garbage here now. Can they finally stop being made now? At this point it's either just furries, off-topic shit or mindless bot spam.

>>46140916
if only you took your own advice after the 10th time you've posted that sentiment

>>46140797
>>46140875
>w-well it's better than this other flavor of shitposting!
Now I know this is a discord raid

>>46140875
I think I prefer powerlevel fights over grandmothers and pregnant women gaping their holes to their children.

>>46140879
>The widest yard

>>46140921
Yeah, that necromancer stuff was pretty good. In most monster girl fantasies there are going to be those things that aren't monster girls. What are they called again?

Oh right. Men.

>>46140803
Same, I am more of a Extreme Monster Wrassling Guy. 1 man and 1 monster enter the ring, and a happily married couple leave.

46140921
>discord raid

Go fuck yourself. This is the most fun I've had discussing MGE in at least two years. It's actually making it hard to focus on my current story because I just want to start writing up something involving it now.

>>46140938
You do you but your fetish is icky. There are things in the back hole I never want to see.

>reddit spacing
>rabidly defends off-topic shitposting
Oh hey, it's the sperg who posts monster boys when he's mad. Guess he's finally unbanned.

>>46140936
I like the idea of Kappa sumo because it's canonically something they're associated with in MGE and the idea of wrestling your wife after years of training and giving her the dick in front of a live, mixed audience makes me rock fucking hard.

sports are dumb anyway

>>46140947
I can't even tell what you are calling off topic.

>>46140936
>>46140953
MMMA is just as popular thanks to its inclusion of some kind of violence and the fact that the sex is much more intimate. Housewives and their husbands can both relax on the couch for an hour long program of intense high-impact foreplay that culminates in passionate lovemaking. The freaks watch GIGA, the normies watch MMMA. Post-portals, there are plenty of both.

>>46140961
I think he's mad I told him to fuck off and is actually calling the sport conversation off topic. I'm 99% positive that he's one of the pest's buddies since their spamming earlier in the thread was ignored in favor of the discussion.

>>46140931
>>46140938
>least obvious discord raider
you clearly dont belong here

This gaping sports has been the most related MGE stuff we had in years since the threads became drama of "mick this! mick that!"

>>46140976
>most MGE related stuff
Nah that was claustrophyte. Your desperation is telling though

I'd post a screenshot to show that only one of those posts is mine but I'd rather not waste an image on something that's off-topic. Let us continue to discuss the origin of the sport. We determined it would start in Lescatie but by who? What monster girl would be so degenerate as to want to make a sport of out getting publicly gaped?

I've had it up to here with my boss, Miss Demon, harassing and trying to molest me in the office cubicle! I've had enough of her treating me like some good for nothing mana pump! I'm livid of her trying to constantly get me to sign her marriage contract and lying to me that it's just an employee benefit program! I'm handing her my resignation and leaving this stinking company today!

>>46140976
still not a fan
feels more like opening doors to fucky fetish stuff then actually having talks about the setting

Hi, GIGA is not my cup of tea, but I would thoroughly enjoy mamono spins on game shows. And honestly, who wouldn't be up for revivals of the old classics with a mamono spin?
>The Price is Right (Undead Bob Barker doesn't want you to spay or neuter your pets any more...)
>Jeopardy
>Wheel of Fortune
>Press Your Luck
>The Dating Game
>Double Dare
>Let's Make a Deal
>Love Connection
>Pyramid

>>46140976
you barely passed your 1 year anniversary and you are all the more miserable for it

>>46140953
Sumo is too serious for me, I prefer the show and outrageous stuff. Theme Music Entrances and Silly commentary, CAN ANON THE WIZARD ESCAPE FROM MS HELLWANS AMAZON MATING PRESS? LIVE ON THE JUMBOTRON IT OVER, SOME SAY WRASSLING IS FAKE BUT YOU CAN'T FAKE THE LIVE IMPREGNATION DOMINATION LOSS.

>>46140974
>I think he's mad I told him to fuck off and is actually calling the sport conversation off topic. I'm 99% positive that he's one of the pest's buddies since their spamming earlier in the thread was ignored in favor of the discussion.
Looks like his current tactic is pretending that fun monster girl sport discussion and "le based necromancer boi dindu nuffin" whining are the same garbage.

>>46140983
Fuck off, retard. Take your dogshit fetish circlejerk to /d/.

>>46140993
They are. One is off-topic /tg/ trash and the other is /d/ shit posted by complete faggots that want to slippery slope this place into a shitting dicknipples dumpsterfire.

>>46140986
Oh, some of these could be super cute. I imagine there'd be a waiting list at least in the six digits for spots on Jeopardy, nearly all of them Hakutaku. I'd go on Monster Girl Jeopardy.

>>46140993
Yeah, just ignore him. He'll probably fall back on ole reliable and start image spamming or posting violent murder fantasies.

>>46140985
It's great though. The thread has so many enemies it can't even figure out which is which.
>are fetishes okay in a porn setting?
>is anything but missionary sex with the lights off with your monster wife too far?

>>46141001
>posting violent murder fantasies.
Hey, who DOESN'T want to get pinned down and snu-snu'd by a murder of mean, dominant crow tengu?

>>46141007
Pretty sure expanding holes and making it a national telvised sport is a step too fucking far

>>46141007
I know, it feels so different from all the discussion we used to have on /a/ and before we got vtumors on /jp/. We had so many fetish discussion on worldsetting yet now D&D characters are allowed and setting sex discussions are banned.

I love how all it took was one anon to say
>Hey opening assholes on TV is disgusting
and the raiders completely lost all control of the situation to the point they're trying to paint it as harmess sports talk lmao

>>46141001
I personally want to watch the new "Let's Make a Deal" where the demonic host has a penchant for sticking single mamono behind one doors 1, 2, and 3.

>>46141021
They always pull the same shit. They'll spam some retarded trash but when someone calls them a faggot they'll endlessly reply to each other acting like catty little bitches.

>>46141021
Personally it feels so ridiculous that I can see it happening

Hey isn't it weird how all the usual gacha spam and other nonsense just suddenly stopped out of nowhere once the "totally organic" gaping fetish posting got negative feedback? Just an observation, really interesting stuff.

>>46141038
The thread doesn't like, why double down on it? even if it's plausible to the setting, why force it?

Imagine if there was a place on the internet where you could discuss MGE. Man, that'd be nice...

>>46140991
I mean, in real life Sumo is more of a Shinto ritual than a full blown sport. It has competitive elements but it's also mostly to appease the Kami. Personal headcanon is it happens mostly in the Spring and Autumn in Zipangu because those are the best times for harvest and planting, and the Japanese love the trope of the Springtime of Youth. That and, again, I love the idea of fat Kappa cheeks getting DOSUKOI'd while she wrestles with her childhood friend to see who tops in their matrimonial match.

>>46141045
It's not the thread
It's those /tg/ puritans that want to discuss their shitty warhammer figures and dice rolls on situations that get disgusted when something sexual gets discussed

>>46141038
I can't believe anons stop just posting so many images when there is something to talk about. A real shocker.

mud wrestling monster girls in rural places is how they matchmake
and the one who wins is the one who is on top

>>46141052
>>46141054
Begone, faggots. You're intentions are obvious. If you want to post about your shitty gaping fetish you have a board for it, take it to /d/. /tg/ faggots already get told to fuck off on sight aside from when you retards keep trying to encourage them to further ruin these threads.

>OMG TEEGEE TEEGEE TEEGEE YOU GUYS ITS TEEGEE I KEEP BRINGING UP TEEGEE FOR NO REASON SO ITLL BE TRUE IF I SAY IT ENOUGH GUISE TEEGEE TEEGEE TEEGEEE DELENDA EST

>>46141052
>something sexual
guess the earlier sports narrative thing didnt work out, huh?

Well you can go back to gachaposting guys, I guess the fantasy is over

look at the wuurm
she will only hug you if u calm down

ha ha, titties

Are you really going to make me put off finishing this Satyros aunt story just so I can push out a GIGA Amateur division story? Because if you keep bitching and complaining about MGE discussion, I will do it. Then I'll go through every single division and make sure each story gets posted here. Keep sperging.

>>46141065
she needs to be wider

>>46141072
but she'll be like her auuntie wock from wonderland then!

>>46141058
I'm sure not losing if I have a strong monster girl straddling me.

>>46141046
You can discuss it here, on /monster/, in the Wiki discord if you're not banned from there, on MGR. But kind of like with everything else that has an autistic fanbase your mileage will vary no matter where you go.

>>46141065
I prefer Miss Arachne's hugs, as she gives them out no matter what mood I am in. Also whether or not I want them myself.

>>46141070
live your life but i'm not going to read that, mge or no mge

>>46141070
You know what? Go for it! I think all this gaping stuff is dumb as hell, but the thread came up with it and seems to like it, so go ahead and commemorate it.

>>46141070
Nobody is going to read the story of some shitposting faggot. Just like nobody actually read that necromancer fag's shit last thread.

>>46141076
true, since you'll both win as a happy couple at the end

>>46141070
It's such totally organic MGE discussion that it stopped dead in its tracks when one anon questioned it in favor of damage control and whataboutisms
Nobody's gonna fall for it at this point. better luck next time

>>46140936
There are weight classes, right? I've only been training for a few months, but I got pitted against someone named The Red Mountain for my exhibition match. The only pictures that come up when I look up the name are of a giant oni. Surely the league has some standards, right?

>>46141083
>but the thread came up with it and seems to like it
Two faggots from some shithole discord replying to themselves isn't "the thread". You retards are so obvious it's hilarious.

>>46141092
they love that one meme about a big bnnuy and her small bf whose deeply in love with her

I have no idea if Mick and friends have somehow managed to shitpost well enough to get the posters who hate the sexual side of MGE riled up or if they've just riled themselves up on their own. I'm assuming Mick is involved because he's no longer posting off-topic images.

>>46141092
Don't worry Anon, that's just some photography trickery. The Ratas are real good at making people look bigger than they really are. You'll be fine.

>>46141092
Not since the 70s, the standards were dropped as to make it more entertaining.

>>46141117
>unironically trying to go "nuh uh you're the mick" when you get figured out to be the shitposting fags you are
Take your shitty gaping fetish to /d/. Notice how nobody gives a shit about sex being posted here until you tried to drag a fetish that doesn't belong? You're no different to /tg/ faggots trying to post giantess trash here.

I want to ride on onimusha's shoulders.

>>46141117
>Mick and friends
Mickey Mouse Club House?

>>46141111
https://www.thedodo.com/close-to-home/rabbit-couple-romeo-lilly
For reference. We've all had these feelings!

>>46141093
Take your fucking meds. I liked the idea despite not agreeing with the liberal usage of gaping.

>>46141144
>Yeah I like it when my faggot buddies shitpost in a thread I hate
Am I supposed to be impressed?

>>46141144
>despite not agreeing with the liberal usage of gaping.
so then talk sports like you originally claimed. It doesnt have to be the /d/shit that you claim to disagree with

>>46141117
Oh, okay. That makes sense that they would hype up the fight like that. Even if she was that big, I'm sure there's something in that demon contract I signed that lets me back out of the match.

>fetish that doesn't belong

Anon, one of the biggest fetishes in MGE is fucking children. That's the Sabbath's whole shtick. When I say fucking children, I don't mean just fucking women who look like children. Yeah, that's a thing but MGE explicitly makes it clear that monster children will happily rape or be raped by adult men. Not only that but they, once again explicitly, engage in regular events where men fuck the children and child-bodied women in a mass public orgy, showing off how they fuck their child-wife/child-bodied wife. It's a cornerstone of the setting. Cease and desist.

>>46141165
Ok. And your point is?

Man shut your stupid asses up I hope all of you fucks doing this get kidnapped by Amazons and Dark Elves.

You will stick your dick in stone.

>>46141150
>When my faggot buddies shitpost in a thread I hate
I don't hate this thread. What I do like is the idea of competitive monster girl wrestling that's broadcast. What I don't like, AGAIN, is the liberal use of gaping because of the rather disgusting visual implications when you can just say something like either partner fucking each other into submission or plapped or what fucking have you.

>>46141154
My guy I stepped away from the thread because it was on fire and people were in a circlejerk Spider-Man pointing contest. You want to discuss sports we can do just that over letting some faggot Irish furry live rent free in the heads of folks.

>>46141165
>bitching about lolis
>on /jp/
>in MGE
Way to out yourself, crossboarder. Thanks for proving my point that you faggots posting your gaping fetish don't belong.

>>46141172
I did that, and I'm not allowed in that Cold Stone Creamery ever again.

>>46141158
anon, go to that shady nuki, she got u with illegal wurm milk supplements

>>46141165
>crying about the sabbath now
And there it is, the smoking gun

>>46141165
Hush now anon you're going to make the pedophiles who like to claim that the loli brand isn't pedophilia really really mad pointing that out!

>>46141165
turns out all fetishes are not created equal

>>46141117
How can one man mastermind so much?

>>46141189
He’s Mickey Mouse of course haven’t you figured out the name yet.

Alright anons now that the /mggg/ tourists have outed themselves I want you all to post your best lolis to scare em off.

>>46141187
Yes, not every fetish can be as patrician as Floor Tiles, but here we are!

>>46141174
competitive events and sports are a thing in mge. nobody's going to bitch at you about that. your bad faith posting cpuldnt be more blatant

>>46141195
Better give her favourite rock back right now

>>46141189
his 1-d chess is truly incomprehensible to the rational mind

>>46141172
Do I get anything if I pull out?

>>46141196
Floor tile monster girl when?

>>46141172
I'm going to write my address on that statue

Remember when moderation wasn't busy jerking it to vtubers and would actually pop in here every once in a while outside of when someone spams porn or says the nigger word too many times?

>46141175
I'm not bitching about lolis? I'm just pointing out that gaping is a much tamer fetish than a major cornerstone of the setting so it's retarded to bitch about the whole concept the thread was discussing. If lolis are fine to discuss, so is gaping. Sure, there are completely taboo fetishes which I agree are verboten.

>futa
>animal stuff
>butt stuff on men

Yeah, those are off limits. But really? Gaping? That's just as bad?

>>46141172
imma give a big hat

>>46141172
I rather like those fat thigs but the fact that her skin is made of stone gives me pause.

>>46141202
Yeah a smack on the head

>>46141203
Fancier Golem.

>>46141193
>baphomet is the most popular.mge girl and KC's favorite that she got an entire world guide focusing on her organization
You cant get more based than that

>>46141209
>butt stuff on men
There is a girl for that.

>>46141198
Nigga I was posting about Kappa not even an hour ago because dorks were trying to and succeeding in setting the thread on fire. Again, take your fucking meds.

>>46141209
>reddit spacing
You have to go back to /vg/. You don't belong here.

>>46141179
Way ahead of you, chief. I've been buying some milk with a bunch of Zipangunese lettering on it from my cupid gym trainer. She said it's from a "special" kind of cow so it's fortified with extra protein. Shit's so good I can't stop drinking it.

>>46141195
Wurmy please, it's a changing stall I'm just trying on a shirt, I'm not "peeling off my own skin."

>>46141209
>Gaping? That's just as bad?
yeah. take your goatse shit back where it belongs retard
>trying to paint loli as some depraved hardcore shit
fuck off outsider.

>>46141236
>Anon now has to console a crying wurm

I want to buy the rights to MGE just so I can remove everything but loli from it and rebrand it to the Loli encyclopedia just to cause the maximum christcuck butthurt.

>>46141249
To be fair, nobody really understands obscure baph fetishes.

>>46141251
Lolipedia was RIGHT THERE and you just... didn't use it.

>>46141251
WG3 already did that
and yes, the the seethe was great

>>46141255
Eat shit, furfaggot. Take your buddies with you. Really weird how you ALWAYS show up with a gaggle of shitposters though.

im going to lift the heavy statue that looks like a relly hot woman
Is it normal if it feels like a stone is licking you?

I feel like there's a lot of friendly fire going on right now. Purity obsessed Anons and Mick and Mick haters all standing around screaming and pointing at each other. I think I'm going to get back to writing and let them wear themselves out trying to pinpoint who the outsider is.

>>46141263
Good, christcucks can eat shit and get the fuck out of our threads.

>>46141264
You are the only person I directly talk to who posts on these threads, and only because you have such an enchanting way of always saying hello!
It's like we're connected somehow. Tied together. Like by...a force. Of some kind.

>>46141279
occasionally an issue does have more than 2 sides. that fire isn't the friendly kind, however.

Hey, worshipers of the jew corpse, a friendly reminder that your god is deceased in the west. Now kill yourself and go to heaven (aka total blackness because that's all that awaits you faggots)

And now on top of everything else this schizo's ban expired. Wonderful.

>>46141292
I do wonder when this will all come to a head. I can't quite figure out the motivations of any of the sides in this though.

>/mgg/ shitposters get outed as obvious tourists by shitting on loli, get made fun of
>now trying to take swipes at christianity despite that not even being brought up (aside from them)
Is this what desperation looks like?

>>46141302
Your god is dead, faggot.

You really need Jesus.

>>46141305
Only christkeks complain about loli, the shitstirrers already proved they were before when they complain about everything that isn't hyper vanilla. I'm just calling these schizoid drones out on their stick corpse worshiping shit.

I prefer a hundred perfect the gaping posting than this witchhunt spam, I'm so tired of this every single thread

Why do you guys make threads when it's just schizophreniafest 24/7

it aint tho
just happens when the faggot is unbanned

I hope every christkek gets beheaded while watching their children get raped by muslims in front of them and begging their dead god to save them (clue: he won't)

>>46141172
No I won't you can't make me. Not unless I get to polish her first for hours on end and edge her before nightfall.

Why does /mgg/ come here to shitpost? Is it because /jp/ mods are even worse than /vg/?

>>46141317
I think this is the new fad sice it's on all /vg/ pointing certain e-celebs derailing thread at the most minimal provocation and it's even worse on /v/
People has to thread so carefully nowadays for some reason to avoid an endless chain of shitposting

>>46141311
>>46141326
You need to be beheaded while your bible gets thrown in a fire

>>46141305
This one's an entirely different dysfunctional retard. He just shows up and does this as soon the ban from his last big spergout expires.

Magic sky man isn't going to save you, dipshit. Fuck OFF from our thread.

>>46141333
Nah, it's you fags from /vg/. It only cropped up when someone got made fun of for hating loli. It's just some /mgg/ schizo they told to go wild and try to deflect attention from the fact the same fags posting gaping fetish shit unironically don't belong on /jp/ and are just trying to colonize this thread.

Your kids should get monsterized and go have tons of sex with black men while you raped by a demon crying like the bitch you are and watching as your churches to cheesus get turned into orgy halls. That's all you fucking kooks deserve.

Oh yeah that last post screams /v/ermin.

>>46141317
If you're sick of these threads identifying you as an outsider, leave. You're doing this to yourself

Kill all christcuck shitposters

>>46141347
How does it feel to know more people worship Satan than your dead god these days, dipshit?

This is too much shitposting even for the cheshires.

>>46141360
Then leave and never come back you furry faggot.

The kike golems shut the fuck up fast after being called out. Curious!

>the gaping invader is spamming in sheer butthurt now
I guess it's because their intents are and always have been to ruin these threads

>>46141348
>spamming threads with witch hunts and namecalling random ecelebs is what the thread is about
Why don't you go back to /v/?

>>46141371
i think that's just a side effect of them being themselves

>>46141371
Your god is dead.

>>46141371
I'm pretty sure that this is the goal of the shitposter, trying to pass that worldbuilding discussion as his shitposting

Do you think there are gold-colored Sahuagins? Might be worth tracking one down if they can grant wishes.

>>46141384
I'm positive that's what going on here. He's butthurt that the thread was enjoying themselves and now wants to taint it. Wouldn't matter if it were something tame. The shitposters' goals have always been to force the thread to expand discussion outside of MGE after all.

>>46141384
>trying to pass that worldbuilding discussion as his shitposting
That asshole stuff WAS shitposting. Nice try

>>46141384
No fun allowed, only /tg/ garbage and monstergirls that murder men

>>46141383
I thought you were against the gape stuff from the sounds of it.

>>46141385
There's probably ones of all different colors and patterns, especially varying between lakes, rivers, and coasts.

>>46141392
I admit I'm attacking everyone indiscriminately, I just want to shut down all anti-loli shit to protect /jp/ culture. At the same time, I'm out for christcuck blood since they're the ones that bring up anti-loli posts in the first place.

>>46141394
Really hard to pick one when I imagine them colored like koi.

>stops spergposting about christians to damage control for his anal prolapse fetish
lol
lmao
not even trying anymore

>>46141392
He's just a schizo who shows up here to sperg out about Christianity until he gets reported enough that the jannies nuke him. And he's so flagrantly off topic in his bullshit they they actually do tend to do their jobs in this case.

>>46141403
Ahem
Your god is dead.
That's all I need to say to kill you inside.

>>46141408
Get raped by black niggers, shabbos goy.

Well I guess it's just time to hit the sack, lets see if tomorrow we can continue having some proper worldbuilding

>>46141417
Posting about your anal prolapse fetish and crying about lolis isn't "worldbuilding." Neither was your attempt at posting edgelord murderhobo /tg/ trash. But nice try with lying again.

Gentlemen, could you imagine for a second being so braindead you worship a random kike that the romans butchered just because his cultists moved his body and claimed he was alive? Couldn't be me.

>>46141417
See you then, necromancer bro.

>almost two hours since the gaping shit was questioned
>no discussion since, only deflection and damage control
>>46141417
dont bother coming back, retard

How could logic win against a hot purring doctor?

There now we should at least get three days of not having to deal with that particular retard.

>>46140925
I hate most post 2000 Adam Sandler movies but that was pretty funny

>>46141410
Sounds like somebody needs angel correction.

>>46141442
That is a lot less posts.

>>46141338
No joke I can't imagine a more disgusting flavor for a drink than iron mixed with melted butter and anise.

>>46141442
Not really, the mostminimal provocation or something someone don't like appears some retard will pop up derailing the whole thread. It seems to be the current trend on /jp/ sadly.

>>46141442
I wish I could continue discussing the monster sports fantasy but I fear that the retard, or maybe more than one, will doom the thread once more

Don't worry Anons. If you're interested in discussing Monster Girl Sports I will always be willing. Whether it's GIGA or something else.

>>46141471
maybe go for bjs instead of goatse next time

>>46141474
What is goatse?

>there are people posting on 4chan who don't know what goatse is
I feel old.

>>46141476
Goatsees your penis.

>>46141476

>>46141483
I don't browse other boards, only /jp/ nor I browse social media also I'm not a native English speaker

>>46141476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxdDa0k-3Ak

>>46141485
Hornlets get out.

>>46141485
I like my goats how I like my women, dead

>>46141497
Does that pickup line works?

Thread sucks.

>>46141506
Honestly, it only has to work once.

>>46141500
feeling pious all the sudden

>>46141483
Don't worry Anon, you're not the only one.

>"Sssss...! Don't you see my tail rattling, you stupid human?! It means I don't want you to come near me! If you come close, I'll bite and squeeze you! I-I'M SERIOUS!"

He's back to spamming now that he killed the sports discussion. Looks like my suspicions were right.

>>46141520
>>46141529
Would normal massage oils work on snake tails or would you need a special kind?

>>46141450
The fact that a whole movie about that run through my mind made me feel mixed emotions, specially since I imagined the guards as angels and cupids

>>46141541
>spam gacha shit after being made fun of for being a tourist
>blames it on someone else
okay

>>46141546
>"you know what this team sucks?"
>"we need hellhounds"
>"aren't you one?"
>"I'm a hellpuppy at most"

>>46141542
You'd probably want something with higher viscosity.

i can't post images but here is new umi osho fanart made by a friend
https://twitter.com/Treymor_2/status/1722324144509903168?t=98Bc33bwTGGozcB1wrBeyQ&s=19

>>46141604
Cute turtle.

>>46141604
>>46141604
Neat.

So, how do you feel about Demons, Anon? Do you like em a specific color? Do you think each color would have a stereotypical personality or is that Demonist to say?

I'm gonna wrestle with an Alaskan grizzly bear and win.

>>46141647
somewhat taller than me or somewhat shorter than me is fine

>>46141697
The prize is litter of bear cubs.

>>46141961
Oh fuck off you're not posting that dogshit series here.

>>46141486
What a cute brainlet

>>46142000
I guess he ran out of gacha images and is now posting western dog shit art because no one is taking the bait.

>>46142049
I almost responded but noticed a pattern. Why can't we just enjoy MG in peace? What's with all the mental illness?

>>46142097
>Why did the scorpion sting the frog
>Why must jews subvert
It's a mystery anon.

>>46142097
/jp/ used to be free for autists to just love whatever we used to love, now we have to adhere to rules from outsiders or they ruin the threads

>>46142116
How many layers of irony is this post on?

>>46140803
I'm more into traditional sports. How would footy evolve when monsters are on the pitch? Would getting a red card mean you gotta marry the ref/someone from the other team as punishment? And man just imagine all the headers that the flying girls could do, that'd be lovely to see actually

>>46142154
When I saw "footy" I thought you were talking about Olympic footsies and my brain just grinded to a halt.

Can't go wrong with lifting, really. I just with I had the courage to ask an impressive monster girl lifter for an autograph.

>>46142154
ms jubjub keeps body-checking anon up against the glass
bowling ball with finger holes for ms anubis
and suddenly skeet shooting is a husband/wife sport

>>46140986
I'm more interested in how stuff like Fort Boyard, The Crystal Maze, Wipeout, and other physical gameshows would change. The feats of athecisism that a Salamander could pull off, or a zombie who doesnt need to breathe speedrunning the underwater section, just imagine the possibilities.

>>46142187
Kill yourself fr*g

I will tell a Lich that being undead is bad because she can no longer produce any body heat of her own and she should be alive instead! I will promise to find a way to resurrect her!

>>46142176
Ghouls will post pictures like this online and still have the temerity to ask if they can put your testicles in their mouth.

>>46142196
That Lich can hold hot water bottles under her robes and keep them warm with magic, that's almost as good.

You have attracted the attention of the batcat.

>>46142333
Oh no, what's her combat music?

>>46142333
No thanks, tail mouths are disgusting. If I'm going to have sex with a girl, it'll be with her actual pussy. Manticore will have to look elsewhere.

>>46142333
bat sex with this cat

>>46142333
But I used Repel...?

>>46142345
You need max repel for strong monsters

>>46139116
>You don't understand honey, I also want to be tall, 6ft5 minimum, so if I still want to be eye-to-boob height, you have to be 8ft5, there is no other way.

>>46142176
i wonder, do ghouls go crazy for a man with massive jaw muscles and neck muscles