/jp/ - Otaku Culture

hanahira: https://mega.nz/file/TUxHwC6S#LZ8p8GizWdPZQbc13W7ELgM-uRRUMYYrIqfbcnnLHEs



wolf girl: https://mega.nz/file/PYBXWB5C#OV80eoc-07v_S0-jDsu3mA7mHq7DajBULu5khDzuodU



steins;gate: https://mega.nz/file/7cYxQK7A#Hqic0iM2eulbJGXdHx1hEW1R51cMwlAdP7GHGmQo94k

>>46132910
>rentry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc_UVpFayaw

If you told me when I was just starting out to pick between のそのそ and 麒麟 which word would be hard to remember and which would be braindead easy I would not get it right.

I wish they told me I would be learning Chinese

write the kanji for qilin from memory right now

wotd 危険日

>>46133058
felt that out easily

dont have a clue where i could have possibly acquired kikenbi

文庫さん、スリーサイズは？

woke up from nap
rolling time
>even: hanahira
>odd: vidya
>trips: go back to sleep

so be it

>>46132932
it's written so that you can understand it

Unlimited Japanese content
Not enough Chinese content

do you guys ever get tired of your cards you mined from porn? I mean it's fine for porn words but e.g. i just did my card for 溶岩 which i mined from being a metaphor for cum and it's kind like i wish i just had a normal card where they're actually talking about lava.

齟齬
i love this word so much

>>46133168

cant decide if i should have the sentence on the front or the back of my cards, what are your guys experiences
got a decent amount of mono cards now from vinnies and i seem to deal with them better when its just the word for whatever reason, i think the sentence distracts me and sometimes makes me remember the context rather than the reading/meaning

>>46133195
seems like you should put it on the front if that makes it harder. you're trying to prepare for understanding the word in a sentence after all

sentence cards are one of the easiest ways to cripple yourself

sentence cards are cheating

>>46133179
read this as sogo and thought "uh yeah this is sogo" but i defo couldnt write the kanji or picture them in my head even

why do anki fags bitch over sentence cards and word cards when they're basically the same and it's actually anki that cripples you in the first place

>>46133179
i always mix it up with 齷齪　

would you rather have
unlimited bacon, but no more vinnies
or
vinnies, unlimited vinnies, but no more vinnies?

>収縮
>deflation; contraction
doesn't deflation mean something becomes slack and less tense

>>46133199
it makes it harder cuz i end up remembering the context and exactly what the sentence means, but not the reading of the word sometimes
>>46133206
yea it sometimes feels that way like i see the word again in a vn and have to look it up every so often
>>46133211
nobody is bitching just asking around for advice
>anki that cripples you in the first place
dunno works for me, as long as you read a lot it its a great supplement

>>46133219
the edge becomes more tense

>>46133195
put it on the back

"contraction" means shrinking in size, dummy
my dick contracts after cumming in your ass

isoide!!!!!!!!!!

>>46133229
>my dick contracts
esl moment

>>46133226
yeah i think im gonna try that for a while
listening to jazzys interview again and he seemed to have the exact same problem that i have right now where the sentence becomes too much of a hint for the word despite being helpful early on

>>46133239
1 caveat, have it on the front for pure kana words

肛門括約筋もすごくキツキツで、俺の指を食い締めるように絶えず収縮する。

deflation would be last thing on my mind in this context(not a gay vn btw}

>>46133238
kindly stuff it, treeknob

>>46133247
contract means something else when talking about body parts

>he's never had dick contractions

fuck
shit
i was gonna draw a picture but my tablet broke
son of a bitch

>>46133271
was it chinkshit?

>>46133287
hey, cool it with the anti sinocentric remarks

to me contract with a body part means like a muscle decreasing in length feel like a willy is not contracting its deflating since it gets smaller in both directions

>>46133311
so yes

who tf cares

>>46133312
yes. being an esl must be hell

>>46133319
i care about you anon
you are loved
dont do it

fuck dammit it would take too long now
and the troll has already korean-blackslided away from the point
i give up

gn lads hope u have a nice one eating some yoghurt

>>46133410
Kiss me on the lips, choke me on the floor
Drag me around, and push me right against your door
I'm your little doll, come and play with me
Dying all my hair, we could be in the scene
Lights out, you don't tap out
You're so crazy, manipulate me
Fucking chase me, fucking break me
You're my everything, please just rape me

>>46133441
what is this supposed to mean? 日本語で果たす sounds nonsensical

>>46133465
it means jizzing from listening to asmr

>>46133424
stop being gay

>>46133476
I just wanna be your sweetheart
Fucking come here, give me your heart
Just you and me to infinity
I can't fucking breathe, too much ecstasy

Piercing on your lip, it's perfect
Never seen another girl this perfect
Sticking out your tongue for the picture

>>46133486
stop it

>>46133495

すでに……

>>46133507
oh no! poor fish is out of nihogo

>>46133441
>>46133507
your tablet should have stayed broken

>>46133506
got the man hands right

bros
im straight up just reading japanese

>>46133507
>>46133441
i think the fish is cute but the text is crinj

bros
im straight up just reading djt

bros
i'm not straight anymore >>46133506

もっとクリンジ？
はい、わかった

natural cringe is always better than forced cringe

two orders of synthetic cringe please

>>46133550
another yaoipilled individual

>>46133567
cute feet

homos get the rope

not the biggest fan of BLACKED, but I really like the color contrast.
It's more of an artistic preference than anything, really.

>>46133585
muahaha

>>46133598
you're ginger irl

>>46133604
doubtful, only 2% of people are
>>46133596
same, wmbf is just as good

rather rope than spend time with a bf

>>46133604
actually true lol

>>46133636
pics?

do ppl really watch all 1094 episodes of one piece

>>46133663
im 15 episodes behind

安い早い旨いのＨ３がお披露目です

なんでも上げられます
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbOUT1MTt04

>>46133663
you could watch them all in a month

>>46133669
but if i did one a day it would take over 3 years

>>46133663
it's more like 547 because half of each episode is the opening and a recap of last episode

>>46133656
id get made fun of for llooking gay

>>46133688
youd like that wouldnt you, you little faggot~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNxR2Do9Xqo
plane spotting

>>46133698

>woah! its a 757!
>and another 757!
>and another 757!
>and another 757!
>oh wait, thats actually a 7~3~7!!!
so cool...

>>46133688
you posted pics before and i made fun of you for looking gay

>>46133745
no i didnt

>>46133768
you look like an egg

how come every time im confused there's someone here that knows everything and calls me lil bro

which are you? https://files.catbox.moe/79ss2u.jpeg

>shadman
ew

maybe i watch yama no susume

>>46133772
bro、 stop talking cringe lmao

>>46133819
i look like that

wait 能 isn't finger

>you are now known as dekinai anon

>>46133852
thats a child

>>46133867
i want to be her

>>46133745
wow youre so cool and edgy

>>46133871
thx :3

>>46133786
middle

i am the dekinaiest anon
this is the dekinaiest thread

Thoughts on white noising?

>>46133929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf7NbRFyg3Y

>>46133929
can kinda help as a step 0

>>46133929
“We acquire language in only one way: when we understand what people say and when we understand what we read” – Stephen Krashen

>>46133936
>to learn something you have to already know it
thanks genius

>>46133940
>go to class
>understand lesson
>leave class knowing more

not all communication is thru symbols, it can also be the context and nonverbals

anyone wanna transcribe wakuwakuwanwan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKJohDn4vxg

what the fuck is badontachi

>>46133954
that's baton tacchi

passing the baton? wtf

>>46133956
i know

>>46133960
*rapes your bussy*

https://youtu.be/0iOGBPGyoYU
yosh immeesiin time

>>46133998
now translate it

>>46133999

time to white noise some throwaway shit (is the order a rabbit)

>>46134007
that's a cunny masterpiece

>>46133998
why do so many of them look like söyjaks
yes my monitor is on

>>46134012
the comic artist is a cringe leftist

taisetsu mono

>help step brother I got stuck
I will singlehandedly see through to fruition the repopulation of the archipelago of Japan

>>46134010
I thought it looked shit when it was airing and it looks shit to me now.

>>46134020
it's boring shit. idk how it got 3 seasons and multiple albums

>>46133954
>I'm handing it over to you.
I hate よろしくお願いします. Stupid phrase just doesn't translate right.

>>46134023
ゴミよろしく

I hate よるしか

this is why felling it out is the superior learning method

>>46134035
Yeah what sort of “feeling” does it give you, anon? If you could put that feeling into tangible words that vaguely resemble a translation, what would it look like?

remember to look forward to the future

whats the best to feel out a lolige other than with one hand? Imouto?

just heard 黒んぼ from a filthy frank vid. is the closest word to にげｒ in japanese?

got something you can feel out
*unzips*

>>46134071
either that or 奴隷

amanes having her nigga moment

>>46134067
people are slightly lonelier and sadder from 21-60 because they prioritize work, family and comfort over kinship and brotherhood. Its a self made wound, and only a difference of 6 and 7 on their scale

>>46134086
kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~

>>46134067
>another 20 years of going downhill for me
i can't handle that desu

>>46134088
4x y/o here and i wouldn't even know how to prioritize kinship and brotherhood if i wanted to. it's not like i can just walk into the college computer lounge and play counterstrike with bros.

日本語は少し難しそうだろう

>>46134115
>4x y/o here
big if true

>>46134106
time speeds up as you grow up so 30-40 will only be like 16-20 in terms of experience

>>46134120
v true i mean.. u guys know nukemarine exists right? why couldn't i be a nukemarine that just doesn't post on reddit

>>46134115
meetup.com brother

>>46134128
i went to meetups but they were all canceled by cringe aids in 2020

>>46134128
御崎ちゃん。どこに舐めてんだの

they started up again and if not you should steal their members

>>46134138
the ones i went to didn't. i guess i could go to new ones but i've been too lazy.

animelon and that auto anki card script and HOOVERING are pretty based. maybe I would have actually learned nihongo 15 years ago if this stuff was around back then.
there's probably no excuse not to be able to be able to become fluent nowadays. as far as resources go literally my only problem is that jp manga scans suck ass so bad you can't even read the furigana a lot of the time.

some of u are 30 right? nothing is magical about the next digit rlly

>>46134150
Just use Cloe. It can capture almost any manga text with 100% accuracy.

Very important question here /djt/. How do you read 伏矢 in the sentence 「還る場所と現世の狭間、我が輩の伏矢が満たされた特殊な空間」?

is "don't learn kanji, learn vocab" supposed to mean that i have to look up almost every instance of kanji in the vn i'm trying to read? because that's what i have to do right now and i'm wondering if adding kanji study to my study routine is a good idea

>>46134163
I've only been able to find chinese people speaking about it.

>>46134163
idk doesn't make sense. context?

>>46134163
dunno looks like chinese

>>46134167
>>46134176

It's a chinese concept but there is an entry in japanese about it. It's about aspects of the soul, that being the 三魂 and the 七魄. 伏矢 is part of the 七魄.

>>46134178
Picrel describes what it means but I just don't know how a japanese person would read.

>>46134178
so white people from hyperborea can never understand

>>46134166
yea they just mean learn the kaji compounds as words. as for individual kanji study, some people say its essential, others say its a waste of time, so try it for yourself i guess

should i reposuto or iine (like)

everything is downhill from 13 and I mean females of course

pedos get the rope

ropes of cum

>>46134208
and that's why chrono trigger and ff6 are my fav games

can u guys imagine the immense power if u watched evangelion at age 13 without an internet cabal telling u what to think about it

I woulda thought it was shit the same way I did at like 25 when I watched it.

nah it's about teenage feelings

i like my women like i like my koohi

who the fuck eats coffee with fries

i do
i eat nuggets and coffee and fries and a big milk shake!

have u ever been to a mcdonalds before 8am? different world
that might be my only community when im 60+

オレサマオマエマルカジリ

>>46134229
aged to 6?

with all the methods we have in the the jp learning community, how long would it take to learn spanish and get to C1?

>>46134247
dark roasted and chopped up

>>46134241
or the opposite. have you ever been in a denny's at 2am with someone you care about

>>46134248
if u know english? sp should be a walk in the park

have you ever been to the library at 12 o clock noon with an asian girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-SukyZPu2U

>>46134255
never had an asian gf..

弱い djters on the left
can't even pick up some koohi beans
pathetic!

>>46134261
>koohi
ngmi

can i watch solo levelling if i'm
> n4 jap
> over the age of 14

あ

いまグーグル規制入った

Ｈ３ロケット打ち上げ検索すると失敗にリダイレクトされる

ちゃんと打ちあがりました成功が正しいニュースです

グーグル社さんフェイクニュースを流さないでください

>>46134265
cawfwee

what if god told me i shouldn't have a gf

he would be right

>>46134261
not sure why wanikani taught me so many words with 弱 and 虫 in them like 弱虫 .. what did they mean by this

>>46134163
伏矢 (the hidden/crouching arrow) is a kind of corporeal "yin soul" associated with the mind and conscious thought in Chinese philosophy. Normally, if it's a Chinese word, you'd construct a reading using the two closest kan-on readings, so fúshǐ would become ふくし.

hated by life itself
おわりだ

>>46134322
諦めないよ。大丈夫になってんだの

'm fluent in three languages: English, Spanish, and Spaghetti

>>46134316
I should also note that it's associated with digestion as well, which may be the case in your game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzjP_dAtLAw
lol! i love this meme!!!

bakabakasii

>>46134316
Wow thanks for actually answering my question. I also assumed it would be ふくしjust intuitively. Are you familiar with chinese philosophy or did you just look that up?

>>46134348
that boy is cute cute CUTE

>>46134354
I'm not, but I've gotten pretty good at learning about Chinese concepts through Japanese.

１月１日の大地震

今日の時点で道路インフラあと１１か所で

ぜんぶ復旧だそうです

昼夜ぶっとおしのお仕事ご苦労様です

>>46134347
That is sort of the case. In this scene they're talking about hunger and appetite.

yosh! finally ready to read my moeslop

>>46134361
Were you looking for chinese stuff specifically or did you just happen on it gradually? I ask because I'm also interested in older chinese concepts and maybe you know some good resources.

>>46134371
I happened upon all of it as I delved into harder Japanese texts which make frequent use of Chinese concepts/religion. I just google endlessly and use a combination Chinese, English, and Japanese sources. Just be careful about believing the first thing you read and make sure you can authenticate it somewhere else. There's a lot of fake information and varying opinions when it comes to Chinese philosophy.

>>46134386
Got it. Thanks again for the information. Maybe this board still has some hope

so basically you learned chinese

We learning japanese
We gonna makeit

>>46134419
I spent all of summer 2023 posting miku pics on /lmg/

>>46134423
Some day ill be fluent in japanese if i keep at it. Waow. Mikus si cute

did u guys watch oddtaxi
i did but it was before i tried to learn any jp at all

H-games or any games to learn japanese?

>>46134481
Rancepill

>>46134481
lolige

>>46134481
coomer games will give better extrinsic motivation than other games which is helpful when you can't understand shit and feel like giving up.

>>46134481
nukige

does the weirdness of the plot of the vn you're playing ever inhibit your fapping experience

>>46134481
jrpgs with voice acting

if are in for the plot u are doing it wrong

umm.. evolution told me if i saw 3d boobs then i might get to pass on my genes.. therefore if i see 2d boobs when i'll never get to pass on my genes i should think its based even though it's a misdetection of the boob-sensor gene since it could never predict this happening.. fulfilling useless utillity functions.. bASED GOD! WANTON SOUP LIL B (who is a difference species than me) BASED!!

how realistic is it to aim for 20 new added cards a day without the mine everything approach, being autistic and adding random +20k freq words

what survival gene does a wood plank chest activate

>>46134554
ffxiv lets gooo

I heard nekopara doesn't get lewd until like 8 hours in. That's going to be like 80 hours at my reading pace.

>>46134632
isn't it hard because they use so many weird phrasings.. at least they do in english.. 'must needs' wtf u talking about lmao :rofl:

>>46134634
https://vocaroo.com/1hFG7hsacLh5

i think reading nekopara for 80 hours will destroy your brain cells

>>46134651
but won't it make me feel like i have a cat gf?

what is the appeal of cats

fluffy ears and going into heat

>>46134632
I dont have the link anymore but someone made a text->clipboard plugin for dalamud

>>46134481
What kinds of games do you like?

>>46134566
picked the fuck up

>>46134645
oh shit i didn't think about how retarded some of the races are when they talk. i might actually get crippled. dunno if its worth it anymore lol
>>46134685
that would be helpful if you can find it

>>46134166
no it means you have to look up words you don't know until you understand the sentence, run out of words in the sentence, or run out of patience for the sentence (that's when you use deepl)

>>46134800
>(that's when you use deepl)
based

>>46134248
like 1k hours

>>46134792
https://github.com/Glyceri/TalkCopy
was in this thread >>/jp/thread/45282157

Why is the english word "the" written as ザ when ゼ makes much more sense?

>>46134845
Because ゼ would be closer to "they" than "thuh"

>>46134845
we say the as thuh more than thee

>>46134822
i kneel

できるだけ

>>46134891
As much as you can what?

せいぜい

>>46134856
>>46134867
I guess that makes sense. Also I'm pretty sure it would have never been memed if it was ゼ・ワルド.

>>46134902
Probably not, but that's what makes Japanese-transliterated English so much fun.

>>46132910
Ok so, 5 anki decks (with a mining one), + grammar study + daily immersion.
This is all i need?

if u plan to fail yes

>>46134958
yeah and an IQ of >130 and you're good to go

>>46134958
All you need is the initial core 2.3k + a mining deck. The grammar study can also be minor, so long as you understand the basics (conjugation, particles, sentence structure, etc.). After that, you can let the language teach you through the media you consume.

imagine being japanese and not being able to tell between r / l and (none) /a / the lolololololol

>>46134965
>>46134969
Thank you

>>46134973
It's their cross to bear as the inferior people.

男性ホルモン打った選手はドーピング違反、男性ホルモン持ったトランスジェンダーは合法

日本の外は異世界だと思いました

>>46135022
Why would you think Japan is any more moral than the rest of the world?

>>46135038
かんがえるに仏教＋神道圏は

男女を明確に分けてますので

たとえば登山

女登頂地点と男登頂地点が違ったり

同時に行って帰れる時間を逆算して設定してある

たとえば歩く速さ

男一里（成人男性が1時間で歩く距離）

と

女一里（成人女性が1時間で歩く距離）

は明確に区別があるよ

>>46135127
Yeah, and there's a clear distinction between the sexes in the Christian sphere as well. What's your point? That the West somehow doesn't know the difference but the East does?
The immorality of the nations has nothing to do with logic.

>>46134645
ive finished the msq in japanese (longest vinny ive played) and yeah the language in it is very chuuni, it's definitely harder than a typical vn

単位や基準になってると

あたらしい法律ができても

古い単位や基準がかわらないの

いってることわるますかですだよ姉ちゃん

yoshi, time to not learn japanese

>いってることわるますかですだよ
Holy hell your Japanese is bad

>>46135326
nice self own

>>46135345
>I-I was being retarded on purpose
Sure, anon, sure lol

>djt when trying to write a sentence in japanese
:skull:

what is the best way to finger a girl, djt?

>>46135465
offtopic post, report this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYqyHBTZjg

I'd like to apologize to the Anon who months ago I was rude to because he used Pass/Fail. I switched to it since that's what FSRS recommends, and it's way more efficient. I have seen the light. Sorry, sempai.

>>46135326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaZ0gOPpo-M

Does anyone have 9784789016988?

>>46135623
you don't need to apologize, it's only rude to disagree with people when they're in the wrong

>>46135623
dunno what any of that is but what is it more efficient at? do u know japanese now?

efficient at making you a permadkn
>>46135841
an "algorithm" thats all the rage these days made by your chink buddies across the pacific and rumored to increase your "retention" by inundating you with extra reviews
midwits love it

i inferred about that much i just wanted to hope maybe it wasnt the case

>inundating you with extra reviews
lol

its shilled about analclown so if you had any sense you would avoid it like the plague

>>46135657
Holy hell her Japanese is bad

bocchi ze rock

anyone here willing to share their thoughts on the anime 異世界でもふもふなでなでするためにがんばってます

havent wtched it never will

>>46136043
have you watched any isekai anime

yes but it was before it was known as the meme genre its known as today

don't say no jamal i know you've seen digimon adventure

wonder what the answer would be if you asked random anime fans off the street the definition of "isekai" anime

>>46136032
>異世界
stopped reading there, it's shit anon

異 and 糞 p much look the same anyway so ur not wrong

>>46136097

watched 4 hours of anime and only mined 5 words
guess I need to watch less and read more

>>46136056
bro ur literally watching dunmeshi

chugger conroy

>>46136115
?????? i dont watch that

>>46136102
i didnt ask if it was good i asked for your thoughts

>>46136113
>obvious plant foods
what does it mean

>>46136122
maybe it was some other tripfags then, sorry

>>46136113
>>46136121
>>46136137

>>46136135
my thought are that it's shit

the main character guy of onepiece reminds me of jamal

eeeee jamal replied to me

stfu cocksuckers

get replied on idiota lol

what's the easiest way to mine on kindle

>>46136168
go see a psychiatrist

>>46136173
i'm seeing one but he couldn't help me with this particular question

djt isnt a psychiatrist

>>46136168
use the kindle as a prying device of sorts between the soil and the mineral deposit

>>46136177
what are your issues bro? i could talk to one of my dads friends hes a psychiatrist

sorry ur friends with a jew

>>46136193
i have a huge cock but no pussy to put it in

heres your psychiatrist
https://web.njit.edu/~ronkowit/eliza.html

>>46136203
have you tried bending it into your own ass?

>>46136168
first i mark the sentences with words i didn't know
then when i'm done with the volume i plug the kindle into my pc and load up a python script that parses my saved sentences putting them into my clipboard one by one and allowing me to paste them into an anki card
then i use the mia japanese add-on to generate pitch accent info and select a dictionary definition
easy innit

>>46136207
not him but yes

pussy cholo....

>>46136209
>mia japanese add-on
baaaaased

>>46136219
i might walk around in a wifebeater and chino shorts tucked into my socks but underneath u will find something even more sinister.....

dark forces are operating in djt waters

drain the swamp!

theyre putting djt in the water

djt just add water

djt is finally submersing

沈め

stare into the swamp and it stares back at you

曲 of the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD9G9tG7WXQ

country rap lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvVlY_VbvAE

>>46136469
dang that was actually relaly sick and sounded good
too bad hes not a girl and the preview thumbnail isnt some striptease shit he coulda got millions of views off of that

just mined 大草原不可避

watching pokemon resort because it's a pokemon show in japanese. surprisingly comfy

>>46136469
wish i could play piano

>>46136469
*puts on sombrero*

>>46136516
if u start now by the time ur my age u could be epic like him

>>46136500
felt that out easily

https://youtu.be/c6VU27rraLs?si=CB81S8yKofN7i7kB
immersion

>>46136523
might learn it to get to the point of being able to play nice sounding rags bc then id be able to do one man jazz ensemble recordings for fun

in 20 years piano will be illegal

>>46136542
actually in 20 years everybody will be able to play it flawlessly because we'll be able to edit our brain on-the-go

just use a computer bongtardo

were still not at the 2019 stage lil bro

>>46136557
if u remember what "they" promised us in the past we were supposed to have flying cars and live in a jetsons world right now

>>46136577
this isn't a movie script

>>46136573
cope

every bad premonition comes true and all the good ones don't

nah the premonition that im about to spend the rest of this week gooning will surely become true

>>46136577
where the FUCK is my hoverboard

>>46136583
society has already proven this iteration of humanity isnt the one to evolve and break free of past cycles
20 years of stagnation and moving sideways, lots of good ideas quashed by greed
now the earth will slowly purge us to the last because we are the festering cancer blighting it

first good post from this papi guy

hunanity can only move forward if the sub 130s are removed from the gene pool

the human race will become gooning machines by 2060

we will all be in borg alcoves being mechanically gooned all day

will the gooning be mandatory

people cant live fulfilling lives without something to suffer and something to struggle for

>>46136613
this is baseless nihilist cope

>>46136573
memes aside

>nanotube lattices
a meme, we'll have 3d-stacked transistors or another new paradigm in 2 more years. also this is mostly irrelevant in the long term, as long as mips are increasing exponentially it's ok

>ebooks
2 more years until we have disposable e-ink displays

>total power
already happened years ago

>computers imbedded
smart watches and smart fridges are a thing and it'll only get worse as we go forward. verdict: 2 more years

>ai capable of making art
2 more years until it kills hollywood and music labels

>autonomous cars
2 more years until we have cheap tesla kits for old cars

>relationship with ai
2 more years until we have proper waifus living inside apple vision pro

>machine translation
already 100% happened in skype and shiet, 2 more years until it's perfected

we are perfectly on track

>>46136664
the earth is becoming more inhospitable for us by the day
food and water shortages are beginning
it will only get worse
therefore..... all of those nerds things do not matter lol

>just 2 more years bro

>>46136664
2 more weeks!

pussy shortages have begun

bussy surplus has begun

didn't expect papi to fall for the climate myth

>>46136664
>disposable e-ink displays
amazing more plastic and shit polluting our streets

>>46136712
luckily societies are beginning to clash which will also cause shortages in critical resources
after all our supply chain is very fragile
all we need is one good happening (just 2 more weeks) and itll snowball quickly

199X年。世界は核の炎に包まれた。文明社会は消え去り、世界は暴力が支配する弱肉強食の時代へと突入した。

the advancement you should look forward to is regenerative stem cell therapy

>>46136682
again, baseless cope. artificial meat is getting cheaper exponentially every year

>>46136718
>americans don't know what recycling is
sasuga

>>46136733
if u instantly recognized this as hnk u are among the threads elite

>>46136737
im sure this is something regular people are going to get to have! lmao (it wont even be good anyway)

>>46136740
ah yes eat ze synthetic bugmeat ftw

>>46136740
>recycling is
you can only recycle plastic a few times vbefore it's just e-waste

djters thinking they'll live forever by sticking leds in their brain lol

>>46136747
>it wont even be good anyway
https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2023/01/has-first-person-to-live-to-be-150-been-born/

elon's working on it

>>46136747
>bugmeat
not bugmeat, real meat grown from cow cells or whatever. also i'm not saying you'll have to eat it, we'll dump all of it in africa to solve world hunger and get even more immigrants

>>46136748
plastic eating bacteria are a thing.

>>46136769
if you don't die within the next 5 years it will be pretty much impossible to die without getting killed or kyssing

with modern technology you wont die even if someone kills you

been gone for a hot minute
has qm been cucked yet? when did 邪魔l-dono come back and why? has the v-bijin nigger finally taken off? and most importantly, where is mousou girl?

>>46136782
>sinclair
he's a hack. but in practice yes, the longevity escape velocity should be reach by end of decade, so most of people who are alive know have a chance of becoming immortal

>if you don't die within the next 5 years it will be pretty much impossible to die without getting killed or kyssing
lol

>>46136782
call me when someone is 150 AND they arent begging for death from being a irl chimera like fma

>>46136786
>real meat grown from cow cells or whatever
this is probably going to be horrible for humans to eat because theres something wrong with it that the science doesnt yet understand
sorta like why cloning doesnt work

>>46136809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longevity_escape_velocity

>>46136814
>this is probably going to be horrible for humans to eat because theres something wrong with it that the science doesnt yet understand
no, you literally have no way of knowing which on is which since they are undistinguishable. also 2 more years and ai will make clinical trials disappear since they won't be needed anymore

>>46136797
apparently qm is in a mid cuck situation dunno who the 2nd guy is and i stomped vsharts face into the concrete american history x style and meisou got deported for indecent exposure and is currently back in her home country of algeria

>>46136814
they cured blindness in primates and restored old brains to a younger state with high neuroplasticity. and they didn't just stop aging in several organs they reversed it by 50%

>"The first 1000-year-old is probably only ~10 years younger than the first 150-year-old."–Aubrey de Grey[1]
really makes you think

>>46136850
good to see you back sir

more like aubrey de gay

>>46136853
u do realize scientists lie in their studies to get more funding its actually a pretty widespread conspiracy and most of the scientific community is in on it together
again call me when u see a real impact in humans

>some gen alpha tiktok kid will be 1000
damn

why would you want to live forever anyway

idk I'll probs off myself before I hit 50

>>46136864
how bout this impact *punches u in the stomach*

moonbrah's going to be the first one of us to make it to a thousand, just you wait
word round the streets is his erections are better than the average 18 year old's

>>46136871
nobody will want to live forever, you can always kys anyway. that what most boomers will do once all the jobs are automated and they won't be able to seethe at their kids anymore for not working hard enough

just sit in a swivel chair and spin counter clockwise really fast if you want to reverse ageing. been doing it for the past 40 years

i would actually argue that suicide will be promoted and having kids will be forbidden unless you go to another planet or some shit

>>46136864
there's nothing to lie about they literally took blind primates and reset their eyes. they took old mice and made them young. this isn't some super obscure hard to verify shit that could be fudged just by manipulating some numbers in a spreadsheet

>>46136881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8#t=197

>>46136906
the primates werent blind to begin with and they just replaced the mice with different ones when nobody was looking

>>46136906
just like the gooks that faked the superconductor shit. I'm sure none of its fake

>>46136906
wait till u learn the scientific community has actually been fleecing funders for decades and not actually doing anything

i can also bet that in 10 year at most, we'll be able to "download" skills inside our brain. that's why if you haven't at least started learning japanese by now you probably never will (at least not in the traditional way)

download more ram

I'm not getting an elon musk goon chip put into my brain

>>46136938
i can bet in 10 years u will still be a 童貞 lmao *runs thru the crowd high fiving every1*

imagine downloading google translate into ur brain and thinking you know japanese kek

>>46136965
"virginity" doesn't apply to men, it's a psyop. also i gooned a female a couple of times years ago, so i'm ready to embrace the augment reality onahole with 0 regrets

>>46136971
cute reminds me of the good old days

it's harvard medical biology research from more than a year ago not some random dubious research done at some bum university they have an unrivaled cachet

harvard more like tardvard

>try to play a lolige
>elon goon chip stops working because it's outside of what's allowed
can't wait for thr future

>>46136970
no, you will be able to download literal japanese, not an automatic translator, that's the point.

>wants to do a trip in japan
>delete spanish to free up some space
>install japanese
>spend 2 weeks gooning at bugpeople
>go back home
>delete japanese
>wipe memory of the last 2 weeks
>goon at blacked porn until you die

>>46136998
not only that but it alerts the local police department to come pick u up and take u to a "rehabilitation" facility
wait this is actually a good thing they should chip the pedos 4 sure

>>46136995
the average harvard professor is higher iq than you

memes aside all these meme laws will probably be abolished since you should be able to do whatever you want inside your head

>>46137006
those who cant do、teach

that's not how it works. it's only like that now because they can't scan your thoughts

>>46137008
most professors don't become professors to teach nor is teaching their focus or primary obligation to the university

Overly stringent regulation will kill ai in the west (especially europe) before it ever gets interesting btw; maybe the chinks will get some good use out of it but you're never going to be able to just download japanese into your brain or goon forever with your ai wife.

>>46137017
idgi
>>46137027
so what ur saying is they arent even good teachers cuz the education system is flawed got it

>>46137031
they are researchers first. and yeah they don't undergo any special pedagogical training and are free to do with their class as they please unlike in k-12

was gonna post that being hooked up to a cum farm for eternity doesn't sound so bad then realized that's pretty much my like right now

nyeah i think im finna goon

>>46137028
as long as you have internet acces it's irrelevant, just use a vpn. there's no way to stop the ai progress now

>>46137028
ur right but its only cuz they gave a taste of ai to the public to create a problem that requires the government to grasp more power over ppl (tay tay nudes is a good example) to solve
its basically bait to make the average 90 iq sheep to relinquish more freedom to the government

ai is basically the same as when americans got koreans to make cartoons in the 80s

iq differences will go away in 20 years

>>46137190
that's the only thing that won't go away. 140iq augmentoid will always be smarter than a 100iq augmentoid

>>46137190
they will only get wider because a ton of retards will all be limited by the same hardware

you dont get it bros in 20 years nanomachines will be able to change your brain dna and make it epic and 160 iq

>>46137225
this but unironically

>>46137130
true true

In 20 years humanity will achieve immortality by transplanting their consciousness into a computer.

>tranplanting consciousness
thats cloning

lol no
that aint how consiousness works

more likely, some dumbfuck scientist is going to create actual ai
which will then kill us all