/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46122567
Angenigger made this thread

>>46122625
>>46122567
Cute Rika also this

would it kill you motherfuckers NOT to make a new thread as soon as the previous one hits bump?

>>46122993
Name me one single reason why is this bad

>>46122993
Umifaggots have no idea about thread etiquette since they all come from twitter. Sorry this is just how it is now.

>>46123008
Kill yourself sperg

>>46123004
name one reason why it's good
>>46123008
you've no room to talk with your threads faggot, back to your discord with you

>>46123018
>name one reason why it's good
Okay, you have a point

>>46123017
>>46123018
See
>>46121751
>>46121756

Go the fuck back.

>>46123029
I'd rather have them in here than you

>>46123029
bro do you WANT me to post all the tranny higurashi art? because i can do that if you want to pretend twitterfag opinions are valid

>>46123029
They're a fucking plague maybe Umineko should be banned from being discussed here

>>46123029
What the fuck? Are we really being raided by these people?

>>46123056
Yes unironically.

>>46123044
>>46123029
Samefagging this obviously should be a bannable offense

>>46123065
Ban all Umineko posting.

>>46123066
lol

>>46123036
because legitimately all i have to do is search satoko on that abhorrent website and scroll down slightly, this shit ain't hard

>>46123077
>>46123056
>>46123044
>>46123029
Ban trooncord

>>46123082
>Umineko PFP's
lol
lmao

>>46123080
>posting from two devices
You are no longer a samefag

>>46123088
you think THIS is umineko? i know you haven't read it before but...

Ban Umicord and Umitwitter

Genuinely disgusts me how obsessed you are with trannies. It's like your life revolves around them

This so much this. Just let us live in peace for ffs.

>>46123098
Well, he IS a tranny ERPfag

>>46123095
>Most vocal Umineko fan is a blacked cuck
huh. That tranny accusation makes more and more sense...

>>46123095
I will never NOT cringe when I see this jesus christ

>>46123119
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>>46123083
all the same community right?

>>46123004
well i hope the ensuing thread 'discussion' has answered your question

Rika won simply by me never enter a groomingcord, of any kind.

retarded and her massive rear on my face

Why has sperg never read the VNs he is obsessed with?

>>46123128
You have to leave these threads forever too! Then Rika will truly win..

At this point Ciconia is absolutely fucking vaporware. Why did I even get my hopes up. If you are writing something without any plans to ever finishing it, at least don't make it good so I can forget about it.

>>46123128
But you were Rykocuck

>>46123133
>>46123139
sup rat

what? what the freauks this thing's problem? rikafriend consoled me

Rika means beautiful village

>>46123201
>>46122567
3dpd will always be trash

>>46123308
These fat milkers need to be put to a good use

>>46123321
cute and juicy child produce

>>46123088
Ah yes, Battler Umineko, my favourite character from Ushiromiya nona ku ko roni

>>46123093
you're that guy from that screenshot. wtf stop invading this place you rats

>>46123331
I unironcally thought that Rika's surname was Higurashi before reading it

>>46123339
anon you can click on a twitter profile picture to get the image, it's not hard

>>46123345
>before reading it
>before
Sort of the point. I doubt these people give a shit about the actual story, they just want another tranny soapbox to push.

>>46123345
she was the Higurashi(real)

>>46122625
I don't like Ange.

>>46122567

I waited 2 hours in the other thread and wondered why no one posted

>>46122804
Guys I need to know

>>46124080
Good night, Coward_way poster.

God dammit. Inori is the villain, isn't she? It's Shannon 2.0. I thought that it was Rena's son, then Sakiko, but Inori is just too obvious now.

>>46124514
I haven't really kept up with Reiwa. Is it worth continuing? I liked it but I ended up losing interest somewhat after the first loop

>>46124620
It loses its way in the middle, but it's really picked up in the last arc. Only time will tell how Ryukishi and Kei end it.

>>46124691
I see, I guess I'll pick it up again, not like phase 2 is coming anytime soon. I liked the novelty of seeing the main cast all grown up and I'm glad they didn't affirm any ships (because it would've made people mad) but the novelty wore off quicker than I expected. Really like Kei's artstyle though, I always loved the way she drew Umineko manga

>>46122961
>Cute Rika
oxymoron.

Rika is displeased with the trooncord Umineko tranny falseflaggers.

>>46124620
I feel like Reiwa should have been an anime so people tells their theories weekly

>>46123132
He is a 20yo zoomer who is busy shitposting here, in /v/, and discord 24/7.
People like that could never sit down for dozens of hours and read a visual novel, especially not one like Umineko that requires you to think about it.

>>46124080
>>46124819
>not like phase 2 is coming anytime soon
or anytime later.
>because it would've made people mad
The sheer fact of how literally non-existent any discussions are pretty much confirms how nobody cares about Reiwa. What could it be, if they avoided pissing anyone off?
>>46127002
LOL. Higurashi hasn't become a big enough bad joke yet. Theoryfags're dead thanks to Gousotsu.

>>46127149
>because it would've made people mad
The Japanese still believe that making a change without angering X groups of people is a possibility...

>>46127274
Is Ryukishi Japanese?

umineko taught me that I am the one who decides how I want to live and how I want to perceive the world.
higurashi taught me to kill all my enemies.
thank you, ryukishi.

>>46123511
Neither does Battler

Good time of the day, sirs.

>>46127501
Umineko also teaches you to kill your enemies, think about how much could've been avoided if someone put in a bullet in Sayo's head.
Or maybe if Natsuhi learned to put some force in her baby throws.

>>46127501
RGD taught me that I cannot live in harmony with foreigners and need to fight the american and chinese oppressors for the japanese people.

>>46127980
>if Battler put in a dick in Sayo's pussy
ftfy

>>46128227
i wouldn't go near that mangled mess of flesh

>>46128490
They all look like that though?

>>46128504
only 3d, 2d pussy is always nice, clean and elegant

Anyone here watched the 2nd stage play already? It is now available for 500¥ on a Japanese site, but I"m not sure if I can use their payment services, maybe amazonpay works?: https://s.confetti-web.com/detail.php?tid=76884&

I hate ange but I still jerk off to her

beato's tiny head to compliment her tiny mindset

Bestrice entering the thread

>>46129526
Disgusting, she's barely even related.

My friend is reading umineko and I don't know how to prepare him for the disappointment, I know the solution didn't ruin it for everyone but it will absolutely kill it for him and he's super invested

>>46130231
Is he only in it for the mystery?

>>46130295
'Bout 70% goat

>>46130231
rip the bandaid off now. tell him now. then tell us his reaction

how many times your gay friend gonna read it, spammer

>>46124514
How on earth did you reach that conclusion! Inori is too cute and meek to actually be the mastermind behind this whole thing that's why the REAL mastermind villian is Keiichi

>friend
so what the fuck do you need us for? this place is my friend, im not here to work, fuck you

>>46130231
or, imagine this, maybe he'll actually... like it
i know, crazy right?

>>46130335
Unfortunate. Umineko is bound to underwhelming if you don't take the characters and its story into account and only focus on the mystery, you won't get what it's trying to tell you that way. Best of luck to your friend, hopefully he'll like it anyway

god damn this is a normalfag acceptance the thread. im completely done with /jp/ why the fuck do i even lurk in this shithole. fuck this im going back to 2010 /a/ thread. im done

>>46130231
Just tell him Beatrice is trans and tell him to drop it, it'll save him the next 30 hours of his life

>>46130371
Toodaloo dum dum

>>46130385
>>46130373
kill yourself, ratnigger

>>46130373
>just lie to your friend like a dirty rat
Why?

>>46130385
>actual newnigger tranny speech

Just ordered some stuff off Surugaya since they're running another free shipping promo and I got some Umineko stuff, some of these I can't find anything about online. A 12 page doujinshi called ''Umineko school life'' and three seperate illustration collections, all of which seem to focus on Ange mainly. Also got some of those alchemist Umi promos which were available, though only some of the less rare ones. If it's good, I'll probably try and scan all of it when it comes in and post I'll post it here if anyone's interested.

>>46130231
I need to take explain my friend after chapter seven what the fuck even happened

>>46131030
i'm interested in those alchemist promos, good scans of those things are always welcome

>>46131030
>A 12 page doujinshi called ''Umineko school life'' and three seperate illustration collections
Unscanned material? You hit the jackpot.

>>46131073
ive already killed this creature

>3dpd gaylationship
who the fuck needs that when i can have a rika doll and figurines?

>>46131058
I got the one with Beato and nude Ange and the one with the stakes on the beach. The latter has a clean scan already but I haven't seen a clean HD scan of the former so unless someone has one already and posts it, I'll try and scan it. I hope it's not too big for my printer because I'd rather not get a new scanner

>>46131073
Appareantly it's all made by someone named Kiriko but I can't find any info about it, just seems like a ton of lovely Ange content that's lost to time. I'm really curious, hopefully it won't dissapoint

>>46131119
>Beato and nude Ange
Lord almighty I need this.
The Battlerharem is incomplete without the two main objects of his desires.

>>46131076
I used magic to revive her.

>>46131119
Absolutely based, Angechad.
I'll be glad to see your scans.

just went through umi project files and it has malware in it

Sextoko!

sexka is better
shitokofag

>>46131179
don't use Rika for your shitposts, normalcord.

>>46131179
I look for Ange stuff every now and then but this is the first time I've seen these so I'm really excited. Really wish Umineko had more merch in general, I'd have a whole Ange shrine

True love...

Holy based

very subtle

Real & keyed

>>46131313

>>46131313
You will HANG pedophile

>>46131667
haha gay

>>46131432
>>46131439
>>46131450
K1 cum broke you

he's targeting his allies again
well rat doesn't have any allies anyway

spammer cunt go home go home

>>46131260
You will HANG hypocritical pedophile

>>46131667
>projection
wow

>>46131667
Cute true love couple!

bots script broke again

>>46131733
genuinely wondering how old and on scale from 1-1000 how brainded you're, rat

>literal cuck fantasies
>trying to drag rika into his cuck fantasies
what the fuck

>>46131761
done and fixed

Read any good fanfiction lately?

>>46131791
sup, cord

>>46131790
>>46131779
A rewarding end for this vile beast.

>>46131790
>>46131779
HOLY BASED

>>46131796
I'll take that as a "no" then

lets end this troubling discourse
get it

>>46131791
Rec me good umi fics, I haven't read any

>>46131827
Her man face is showing ew.

>>46131829
Kill yourself, ratnigger

>>46131829
rat, it's a doll face
even i, rikafag, can tell

I HATE USED GOODS!
I HATE USED GOODS!
I HATE USED GOODS!
I HATE USED GOODS!
I HATE USED GOODS!

>>46131791
I haven't in a while though I've been writing short wtc stuff myself again lately, I'll probably post it on ao3 at some point. A while back I read a really good Yasu short story, I'll post it once I find it again. Do you have any good recs?

>>46131748
1000, im sorry i just cant be noormal

>>46131844
Only one man ever loved Satoko though

>>46131844
>>46131850
your picrelated slut? yes

>>46131850
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>>46131852
You're broken german scum

>>46131850
Chadppei deserves his own spin-off.

>>46131854
stop bringing in your discourse in here

>>46131854
>can't
Doesn't mean she doesn't

>>46131854
He says that before seeing her developed bosom.

>>46131857
A story of a true lover and a caring father

>german
what
and please don't post your shitty cordcaps

>>46131791
Ok I found it quicker than expected, here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50756281

Short but I enjoyed

aaannnyywaayy
rika. post rika

>>46131869
sperg believes that every person he encounters in the threads are posters from his cord.

>>46131857
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>>46131864
>>46131868
What reading Umineko does to a mofo

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>>46131864
Her breast size doesn't matter faggot speedreader/secondary, he want's to wait until she looks more like her mother and last time I checked her mother didn't look like a child retard

>>46131876
me, rikafag, the one you forced your label, the schizo, on me. I believe, rat, is a genuine asylum escapist

>>46131879
>also mentioned Saber
Great source you have there, tertiary scum.

>>46131888
Ignore them, they're just yuritroons seething over Satokei

>>46131888
>>46131879
>last time I checked her mother
ok,
ok
are you generally retarded?

>>46131827
>>46131847
I quite liked In the Shadows, it gave Kinzo's actual wife far more love than Ryukishi ever did.
Honestly I was mainly asking because I can't find fuck all on AO3 that isn't stuff I wrote ages ago or shit that's far too focused on their transgender interpretation of Yasu that I fucking hate as a concept for a story. When half of the George/Shannon stories are too busy trying to slip in a subtle reference to their opinion on her genitals I can't help but despair.
>>46131871
That was a nice read, thank you.

>>46131902
Shut up retarded rikafaggot

>>46131901
nice try, rat. stop spamming your piece of shit in here.

>>46131879
Because as we all know, xitter is a 100% reliable source, that is never known to make shit up because they're retards.

>>46131909
True love cum broke you

>>46131907
>>46131915
kill yourself, retarded rat. why the fuck do you spam the same shitty posts? fucking reevaluate your lifestyle already.

The village, villageka(her name literally means that)

>>46131879
>pic
I wonder if at least ONE xitterfag has ever READ Umineko? Not the wiki headcanon summaries, not the memes, but the actual vn.
Because
>Pic 1: Moetrice (entirely fictional being)
>Pic 2: Kuwadorian Beatrice
>Pic 3: Moetrice again
>Pic 4: Portrait of Castiglioni/Kuwadorian
There's no even pic of Yasutrice, which they love to self-insert as, without even know who she actually is

Next chapter Satokei Reiwa reveal BTW

>>46131896
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>>46131931
rat's pattern posting style.

>>46131931
something tells me there was a very conscious decision to go for the one CG that gave her defined breasts

>>46131904
>spoiler
Personally I can't accept a male Yasu. It just doesn't make as much sense as a female one.
I find it equally retarded to hold her up as a transsexual icon, given the fact that accidental genital mutilation was what caused her life to be so shit, not even any kind of dysphoria. Honestly, some people just don't think before jumping on a bandwagon.

>>46131932
you will have 1 grain sized brain forever?

Oh my god can you all stop being transphobic? It doesn't fucking matter if Yasu is trans it doesn't take ANYTHING away from her character

>>46131951
>>46131932
>>46131879
ratnigger

>>46131948
A baby can survive losing it's penis and balls, it cannot survive a womb injury making it so they can never have a baby again. Read the VN.

who the fuck allowed mutts to access internet?

>>46131948
Only a woman could ever hold a grudge over not remembering a silly, childish promise some kid randomly made 6 years ago to her

>>46131667
literal projecting trannies would say that. you've completely became an outsider shitposter, tranny obsessed

>>46131959
Rat, are you speaking from experience?

>>46131959
That's like saying if you rip off a kid's arm it'll be fine without any outside influence for a few hours.

>>46131982
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>>46131987
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>>46131999
>>46131959
if someone like our local megashitter read it, umi, and it has a neverending episodic sperguim over this shitty vn, then it only distancing me away from it. thank god for im about to leave anyway. forever.

>>46132010
Shut up rikafaggot hira isn't any better

>>46132015
a fine newnigger outburst

>>46132010
Stop saying you're going to leave and just leave already

>>46132010
That's the point, rat hasn't even read it. And he hasn't read higu either btw.

>>46131948
I definitely prefer a female Yasu or just indeterminate like the fucking VN intended but I can suffer through a well written male Yasu story, it's just that none of them ARE well written. Plus it's not like any of them use that opportunity to write a Jessica/Kanon story, they're smitten with making it all about their dysphoric angst over Battler instead of keeping the 'love' part intact.
God knows I'm also sick of people being so beholden to the actual setting as presented. I never thought I'd get annoyed at not seeing more Alternate Universe tags on AO3 but somehow the Umineko fandom manages it. Give me more cute Erika/Battler stories where the relationship is presented as something positive, or stories where Battler and Ange are living happily in 1998 for fuck's sake, people are fucking allergic to that for some godforsaken reason despite it being a goddamn plague on other fandoms. The fanbase refuses to get absolutely crazy with bullshit ideas with little basis like Battler/Evatrice or George/Gaap, stuff that you'd find tons of in bigger fandoms but you'd be lucky to find one story of here. Instead they'd rather write the 100th Battler/Beato story with vague dysphoria references jammed in.

>>46132023
why? so you can enjoy your 1 on 1 erp posting and shitoko feces and devouring cuisine? sure

>>46132039
Leave you attention whore, fucking hell

>>46132028
>And he hasn't read higu either btw
and he claims he did. i bet he got snored away at keiichi's prologue. while i listened to some hecked edms while reading it.
>>46132049
why you're getting over boiled like an egg?

>>46132035
The stories I create inside my head are the best

>>46132035
Honestly, some of the smutty stories on ao3 surprisingly manage to be more lighthearted in that way. Most Umi fanfic writers try to replicate R07's magic but it's just not as interesting, I wish more people would just write lighthearted SOL stuff but there aren't that many Umi fic writers to begin with.

>>46132015
>>46132023
and actual samefag, speratg

>>46132035
For some reason I have the mental image of a scowling Virgilia furiously typing while this while in the dark. Funny.

To be fair, having her box be left in the catbox is difficult to pull off, and it was done very deliberately in Umi, and I can't imagine without some painstaking care to remove any hints or references that might break the plausible deniability of either possibility. Or there would have been had Ryukishi planned it, which there is no way he did. None. There's not much reason to go to all that effort without a good reason, beyond just not really mentioning it (Probably by not focussing on "Yasu" at all and only on her schizoid fantasies), and if you did want to write a romance story to expand on Umi's, then you're shit out of luck unless you are willing to open up her box(ers) Pun entirely intended
To put it briefly, Umi hasn't left all that much room to keep the cabox closed entirely, so to brush off the game board and play again very nearly necessitates opening up the box with all the pieces and seeing what side the coin landed on.
Not that it's impossible, just very difficult for no real reward unless someone was actually brave enough to make shannon and kanon dodge romance for all eternity again.

>>46132119
Can't say I disagree, but I feel like it gets brought up to an absurd degree sometimes. After all, it's not like Beato needs to worry about that sort of thing anymore given her entirely magical nature by the end of the story, and yet it's practically the only character layer writers go for. There's lots of other parts of Sayo for Beato to still have insecurities about, and I can't help but think that worrying over her body that she's not even attached to anymore isn't exactly on the top of the list there. Plus does everything HAVE to randomly jump back into angst? Lighten up a little for god's sake. You can just give me so much fluff I feel like my teeth's gonna rot, you don't need to link it into depressing things every damn time just because Ryukishi did it a few times.

>>46131951
it takes away her vagina

>>46131879
Ah yes, the trans icon Beatrice the Golden Witch. Sleeps with everyone like a promiscuous slut and dies via, what else, suicide

>>46132226
I am being a devil's advocate here, and I can only imagine what kind of chuuni pseudoedgy bullshit someone wrote in their cringe years only for us to sift through it in the current year.
From one angle though that kind of thing is entirely missing the point of the novel, I think.
Can't be too certain with Umi, but I'd think learning to get over the past and look to the future positively was Ange's whole "thing", and by extension 6-8's.
I can forgive a little here and there for the sake of artistic liberty, but every fandom ends up creating a gimmick that becomes boring generic and repetitive given enough time. For Umi it's Yasu and gender, for Touhou it's yuri shipping, it's basically unavoidable.

Still, I'd like to see something written about Ange that was nice/fluffly/lewd, personally.
I wouldn't say she's my favourite, but I can't quite say she's not either.

sperg is our trans icon

>>46132364
Because he's obsessive, retarded and won't listen to basic reason?
Checks out actually, nevermind.

>>46132344
>I'd like to see something written about Ange
Me too, how is there only one Battler/Ange story? Say all you want about the relationship, the sheer lack of the one most blatantly hinted towards says a lot.

>>46132364
>>46132372

>>46132412
I think it's a little more than hinted towards. All Beato and Ange seem to do is fight over 'their' man constantly.
I guess it's undeniable they're Kinzo's spawn, at the very least....

Although it makes you wonder if it's because Ange is confusing familial love for romantic, due to her general fucked-in-the-head-ness.
I can't imagine even e1 Battler being as bad to her as she is to him.
What are you going to do though, as far as weird stuff goes siscon/brocon is pretty low on the list.

holy fuck shut up about Umineko for fuck sake you're talking about NOTHING

>>46132570
what do you want to talk about?

>>46132575
Idk

>>46132575
Fullmetal Daemon Muramasa
Rance
Fate Stay Night

>>46132588
you're in the wrong thread for that

>>46132588
>cringe
>kino
>kino

>>46132472
Ange will kill her bullies and claim her man, you'll see.

>>46132412
>>46132472

I think there's a lot of cute scenarios you can come up with if you pair Battler and Ange, I like them more as a pair than I do Beato and Battler. They're both completely clueless when it comes to romance, and writing different ways for Ange to brocon her way into Battlers pants is more fun than going with something more natural like BeaBato. I wish more people wrote stuff for them but like you said, most people just gravitate towards Beato/Battler. I just posted some AngexBattler I had laying around on AO3 since I might as well, smut though

>>46132570
Well let's just wait in silence until someone comes up with something worth saying about Hiragushi then!

>>46132606
would ange fight mammon for battler?

>>46132588
>good
>shit
>shit

>>46132616
No, mammon would be clamjammed by Ange's razor sharp gaze alone.
Lucy however...

>>46132624
The stakes are too fucking erotic.
No wonder Battler was a fumbling retard throughout the question arcs with those bombshells around.

>>46132611
That was a pretty good read, nice to have another story in the Ange/Battler pairing.

>>46132635
The reason he jobbed so badly in e2 was because all the blood mysteriously drained from his brain upon being shown the pure sex distilled into these bits of occult furniture.

Umineko fucking destroyed Ryukishis mind.

>>46132670

>>46132635
Honestly I don't know what Beato was thinking throwing 7 sexy women with bombshell bodies at a breast sommelier, it's almost like she wanted him to fuck them instead

>>46132659
>>46132678
Diversion is any magic's most important basis.

>>46132670
>>46132677
Stupid

>>46132678
Yeah, that's why you should go for flesh and blood instead of fantasy sex women. Everyone knows fantasy can never match up to the real thing, so just come quietly and don't make a fuss.

>>46132651
Thanks, it's truly the best pairing

>>46132702
>a fake can never surpass the original
Well said, Enje.

>>46132702
True enough, Ange certainly is the most delectable in reality.

witches aren't rea- erm I stand corrected

Pretty nice to see Ange has suddenly gotten a lot more popular in these threads lately.

>>46132733
the guys pushing the shitty humiliation memes finally left, i guess

>>46132711
I mean, you cannot look at this woman and not she doesn't have some sort of repressed desire to repopulate the family register.
You can't, because it's impossible.
Don't believe me? Check the red truth i̶n̶ h̶e̶r̶ p̶a̶n̶t̶i̶e̶s̶

Ange tugging on battler sleeve with tears in her eyes. She tells battler she had a "uh oh". Battler flashes an grin a takes ange by the hand into the bathroom, once inside he locks the door and hoists ange onto the changing station. Ange is so embarrassed she's crying and telling Battler not to tell mom and dad. Battler chuckles a bit and says sure, he slowly pulls up Ange's dress to expose her loli nipples and a big diaper covering her private parts. Battler begins to massage Ange's shoulders and back, he says that she shouldn't worry and kids get age have accidents like this all the time. Ange is getting to feel a bit uncomfortable with how much Battler is touching her, but she feels really weird when battler tells her to turn around and to stick her butt up in the air.


Ange being the good little sister does as her onii-chan says and sticks her diaper covered butt up in the air. Battler says he has to look around the diaper to figure out how to get her out of it. While ange feels funny sticking her poo covered behind up in the air battler is quietly chucking. Before ange could look around Battler nose is right on her diaper! Battler takes multiple heavy sniffs trying to inhale as much dirty diaper he can. Ange says what are you doing onii-chan? To which battler responds that he's just looking for the latch. After battler finished sniffing anges poo filled diaper he picked her up and says he's going to pull it off.

Ange starts to cry and tells battler that she made a bit of a mess back their and now the poo is spread all over her tiny booty. Battler just sighs and says this is all normal, and slowly pulls Ange's stinky diaper off. As he's pulling it off one of his fingers scrapes Ange's left butt check covering it in her poo, Anges face turns red and starts to cry but battler tells her that he's her onii-chan and that he'll always take care of her. As ange calms down she can hear a quick slurping sound coming from battler but when she looks at him he's staring at ange. Battler decides that since this is the only diaper ange has here that he'll wash it out and dry it so ange can wear it again. Ange is hesitant at first but battler eases her into the idea. Battler says he's going to go into the bathroom closet to wash it down, but all ange heard was the sound of gagging and of slurping.

When battler exited the closet he heaved a heavy sigh and said it took a while but I managed to wash you diaper clean. Just let it dry for a bit and you should be ready to go. Ange turns red for a moment and reminds battler of her poo stained booty. Battle looks down at his feet for a couple of seconds and then speaks. When...since their aren't any towels or napkins here I guess I have to clean you off myself... Ange is confused by battler's words but before she knew it battler had pushed her head down gently and got her to stick her dirty booty up. O-onii-chan? What's going on? I'm cleaning you up ange. The next thing she knew she could feel a warm slimy rag move it's way up Ange's poop stained butt. Ange says she didn't know Battler had a sponge on him, battler remains silent. After two minutes of "cleaning" her butt checks battler shocks ange when he decides to clean her anus and the surrounding areas. O-onii-chan! My kitty feels funny... Battler remains silent.

After battler had finishd cleaning ange he had put her back in her cleaned out diaper and put her dress back on. Battler tells ange she cannot tell anyone that she had an accident and she agrees! Ange asks if she could give Battler a kiss and battler grins and says sure. Ange pucker up her lips expecting a peck, but instead she had battler stick his tongue inside her mouth! She immediately recoils in disgust once she tastes something that was on battles tongue! She jumps away from battler and says Onii-chan you need to brush your teeth more! Battle grins and takes anges hand and walks out of the dirty bathroom...

>>46132763
Thank you ange poster

>>46132763
that ange looks suitably disappointed in you.
try and do better. I know you can because it's not that hard.

>>46132763
ange is such a gross fat little piggy!

>>46132740
I just don't get how someone can look at this woman and think of anything other than "I want to breed this woman."
It's impossible. For someone to look at Ange and think of other weird things... Well, they're probably a little more curved than they'd like to believe.

>>46132763
Finally a good post

Look at all these fat pigs getting posted, if I didn't know any better I'd think i was in a butcher shop

>>46132803
>>46132795
A cute

>>46132785
A reason to question how Battler has managed to keep it together as long as he has

>>46132810
Battler has remarkable restraint, considering the company he keeps.

>>46132733
Also at first I thought it was just the one Ange poster but now im pretty sure there's several

INORIKEI BROS!!! OUR TRUE LOVE ENDING IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

>>46132588
Rika can kill servants

Those who call Ange fat do not realize how simple-minded and wrong they truly are. Take a good long look at Ange's original sprite. Most will think she looks slim. Some may think she looks fat. But I implore you to observe her beautifully well-rounded curves, her squishy thighs which tease you are they poke out from under her miniskit before disappearing again under her thigh highs, and her well-defined soft face. Pressing your lips against her cheeks for a kiss would likely feel like pressing your face into a warm pillow. By looking closely, it's easy to tell that all her features have just the right amount of fat distributed among them, making her into the perfect culmination of the ushiromiya's bloodline's women. She is in fact, beautiflly plump; She has a charmingly soft and rounded figure. Nature has designed women to stock more fat for her own survival, for making it easier to bear children, and to attract others. By being confident enough to just be slightly more plump than her peers, Ange has the most pure and natural form a woman can hold. Even though she is closer to being slim, merely calling Ange skinny or fat is doing her an immense disservice and may as well be a crime against god and his creations. The alchemist sprite, while still retaining many elements of her alluring figure, fails at carrying over the warmth and comfort she holds in this original sprite, and so does the manga.

All of this is wrapped up in her alluring clothes, which suit her body so well it gives the impression that she is completely aware of just how especially perfect she is. Her miniskirt teases you by just barely covering her delicate features beneath. Her blazer wraps tightly around her sizeable bust, topped off by her bow, like she's a present waiting to be unwrapped as she allures you with her soft expression and delicate posing. You get the sense that under all this wrapping hides a pure figure, comparable to that of a goddess. The odds of finding such a naturally healthy and attractive body are slim to none but Ange is quite literally perfect. If the first thing you feel when you see Ange is anything but an innate desire to breed her, to let yourself be enveloped in her comfortable warmth, to let your hands sink into her curves which again, have just the right amount of squishy fat distributed between them, to allow yourself to truly embrace her perfect body, then you probably don't like women.

>>46133288
you too

who told him...

I don't want to take the booster shot, please don't!!

I hate this stupid thing

>>46134405
she's doing her best

>wake up
>Ange Ange Enje Ange Enje
Why can't you shut the fuck up about the worst girl

>>46134483
Lets talk about rika instead. Why is she the cutest?

>>46134499
The gap between being an old lady and acting a little kid, the effort itself is really cute.

'nge

>>46134555
Amakusa...

>>46134534
yeah it's as if she trying the act like the cute young her because she knows she used be the Rika we all knew

>>46134575
I want to treat her like an adult when she's in cute mode.
And treat her like a cute kid and pat her head when she's acting all serious.

>>46134555
>>46134574
Youre revolting
Why do you spam
Rika spam is the cutest

>>46132702
angeniggers once again are confirmed to be cancerous normalfaggots

>>46133277
thats a lot of words to say she is still a fat piggy

>>46134604
Cute Rika anon like the usual
Yeah id treat her like a queen no matter what circumstance giving. Cute or dominating rough sad. i will make her happy. Most improtantly treating her like she worth many countries

I hate chat gpt and ai. I hope we humans will boycott it and i hope japs will ban ai in their country
Im looking at you

>>46135249
What does this have to do with 07th

>>46135428
It has everything to do with its community

>>46135449
How

>>46134790
She says that in the game though.
It's all just a ploy to steal her brother back from the witch to have a loving brother and sister relationship though, since I'm not even sure if she's dead at this point or not.

>>46135614
And all angeniggers are still normalniggers for having such a boring shitfu

>>46134790
ah yes incest, my favorite normalfag activity

heh, you are already dead.

>no one still posted the actual best girl
It's okay, she's all for myself

>>46136259
>girl

>>46136293
>tagged jessica
>clearly meant to be asumu

>>46136315
Unlike you, rat, Sayo was born a female

>>46136315
Yes.
>>46136345
Saar, that's Jessica.

>>46136419
It's Pissu, Pissu is Asumu and she is assumed to have been blonde

>>46136419
the fuck does saar mean
also here's how that guy draws jessica, you can see the difference in the bangs especially

>>46136437
>>46136489
It's Jessica, the guy wouldn't mistag his own image, would he? Why would Asumu look exactly like Jessica? We never even saw her.

>>46136513
Anon that's not danbooru works, the tagging is done by a third party.

>>46136513
Why the fuck would Jessica wear Piece's outfit?

behold, manga asumu

>>46136532
Because she looks cute in it. Why would Shannon wear Beatrice's?

>>46136549
A-anon, did you not even read Umi before shitposting?

>>46136545
oops meant to link >>46136309
point being it's the same outfit that piece is wearing, because it's an outfit swap between asumu and piece

Rika loves me

PLEASE, do (NOT) make another early thread

>>46136570
>brown
Huh?

>>46136634
Brown what

>>46136649
Her skin is brown.

Going from before Saku, I sometimes wonder about what the relationship between Rudolf and Asumu must've been, the way the VN hints at Asumu being more sly and cunning is something I like to believe is mainly due to Kyrie's negative perception of her. I like to believe that only Kyrie was as obsessed with Rudolf as she is and that most girls Rudolf stole the hearts of in his teenage years weren't nearly as obsessed, including Asumu, the fact that they're described as such can again be interpreted as Kyrie's own obsesiveness and biases speaking. Rudolf presents himself as a cocky old prick but in reality, his dialogue really makes it clear he bears a lot of self-hatred and guilt for the things he does but he's simply unable to stop; like most of the family he' believes he's too deep in to feel like he can change in life, which is why he, like most of his siblings, eventually moves on in death in the golden land where they all can let go of their wordly relations and ambitions. I like to think Asumu was much more capable of soothing Rudolf's pain more than Kyrie ever was. Just some food for thought

>>46127609
Good.

>>46136679
>I like to think Asumu was much more capable of soothing Rudolf's pain more than Kyrie ever was
I believe that it's not even up for debate that Kyrie was a bad influence on Rudolph. She's the one who takes the first non-accidental shot too, in the secret gold room underneath the mansion, and she comes up with the plan to wipe out his family.
Kyrie was trained to become the successor to a yakuza kingdom from a young age onwards, and Kasumi implies that she acted the part as well. She's the logical thinker of the cast, whereas Asumu was noted to be highly empathetic and perceptive instead. That's why she could've soulved the epitaph, whereas Kyrie couldn't.
A world where Asumu never died is the true miracle the Ushiromiyas needed for a happy future.

>early thread made at bump limit
>OP pic is a photograph of a TV screen
It may be preferable to another Satoko thread, but I shall not move regardless.

>>46136755
Unless your name was ange...

>>46135456
How? Thats how >>46136755 >>46136679

>>46136679
i feel like asumu was meant to be the more kindly, caring warmth compared to kyrie's ice, which rudolf ended up caught up in because she was just too damn nice and he craved that affection that his family never gave him, but still intelligent and a little calculating since that seems to be rudolf's type as we can see from last note
kyrie was most definitely assuming the worst of her because of how obsessed and envious she was, i don't doubt some of what asumu did to 'ensnare' rudolf was calculated on her behalf, but not in some sort of attempt to steal him from kyrie or whatever, instead just a way of getting him to actually look her way rather than brushing her off as yet another 'nice girl' that had no brains behind their smile, and kyrie took it as an attack on her 'claim' because of course some yakuza kid who's used to everything going her way would assume it had to be someone else's fault she couldn't have what she wanted rather than a failure on her own behalf
of course once rudolf had a peek at kyrie's wholehearted obsession hidden behind the mask she no doubt wore, he couldn't resist a bite out of the forbidden fruit, another woman who'd give him the intense love he so desperately needed after a childhood full of cold mothers, angry fathers and siblings with far too much to prove, which in the end i guess even asumu understood given she doesn't immediately divorce him once ange sumadera appeared from the woman who so obviously kept chasing after her husband

>>46136755
It would be a much better world for all, except for debatebly Ange, my sweet beautiful Ange, but she would likely just go on to live her own live estranged from the family if she were to be born still. Things would probably be harsh for her but there's no way to really tell how she would've been treated.

>>46136920
So every text longer than a paragraph is AI generated? I guess Umineko itself was probably AI generated too. Is your post also AI generated?

is it worth it to read saku?

>>46136991
No my post is short so it's not i am a real human being

>>46136989
Nice writeup, I'm not sure if Asumu herself ever found out about Kyrie being pregnant with Ange or if she died before she could, chances are she was already at death's door by that point considering she died of "natural causes" so Rudolf, being the spineless guy he is, probably never built up the courage to tell her or Battler before she actually died, which is probably also what fuels Battler's anger toward him even more. Maybe Asumu eventually realised to some degree how obsessive Kyrie was, even if Rudolf didn't really understand, and tried to keep Kyrie away from him as much as she could, which is also why Kyrie sees Asumu as sly and cunning instead of just an endearing airhead. To me, she seemed like a very normal woman wrapped up in an extremely unfortunate love triangle, she's an oddity in a family full of crazies

>>46137001
It's short but it's a good read, I recommend it if you like Umineko.

>>46137120
Rudolf really is almost pathetic when you realise just how cowardly he is, and what's worse is he knows this.
As much as he does try to do the rightish thing sometimes, it's usually a result of him fucking up and doing something destestable or being totally passive to an emerging situation. I don't think I blame Battler for hating the man's guts, especially given how the illusion of a reasonably upstanding if a little blue father was totally destroyed at Ange's birth.
A shame, since at no point does Battler ever blame anyone but Rudolf for his behaviour, and he seemed to genuinely care for Ange even though she was the proof that their father was a scumbag.

When you think about it, you could even take the scenario in 7's ????? metaphorically, and see it as Rudolf's cowardice and Kyrie's maniacal obsession being the root cause for the murders, seeing as it's a direct line of events.
Maybe that's a bit of a stretch though, since making a fuckup as big as that is still a far cry away from actually pulling the trigger.
Unless you're Kyrie. I don't doubt she'd have done something horrible like that. For all we know she might have paid someone to poison Asumu's food and make it look natural, and just lied about it to Jessica. If she really did only conceive to chain Rudolf, and didn't care for Ange at all beyond that, I wouldn't put it past her to cover up something awful like that.

>>46137291
honestly i just can't believe kyrie would ever actually see ange as being just a 'chain', mainly because of her reaction to battler
at multiple points we know that when rudolf told kyrie about battler's true parentage she had a visceral reaction to it, rudolf even expected her to outright kill him over it, which while obviously not something she'd actually do it's pretty clear that she would most certainly be hurt emotionally knowing that she'd been treating her son wrong the whole time
knowing that, i just can't see her not seeing the girl she already knows as her own flesh and blood the same way, it's not like she was mourning her opportunity to tie herself to rudolf through battler after all, it's very clearly meant to be that she legitimately is upset over being denied her son over all
i half expect rudolf's confession actually WAS the trigger for kyrie's massacre in the EP7 lion fragment, given we don't know about rudolf's involvement at all so there's every possibility he delivered it the wrong way and she went off the deep end, and battler's absence was rudolf protecting him from the blowback in his trademark cowardly way rather than because kyrie and rudolf wanted to kill everyone for some reason

>>46137291
I agree, Rudolf is an especially bad standout in the family because to an extent, he's aware of how bad he really is but he doesn't put in the effort to change himself. This theme of being passive and turning a blind eye to your sins rings true for several others in the family but Rudolf is arguably the worst of the bunch. Battler is a parallel to Kinzo and Rudolf, he gets put in a lot of similair situations they've been in but manages to not be a complrte scumbag in them, hence why he recognizes Ange is just as much of a victim as he is and cares for her like he should, even if she's likely a permanent reminder of what happened between him and his father.

I believe the countdown to the Ushiromiya family's downfall truly started once Kinzo took off with Bice on that boat, but Asumu's death really did make things drastically worse. There would've been plenty of trouble still with all the sins and greed weighing down onto the family, not just Rudolf's, but what exactly would've happened there's no way to tell.

And on Kyrie, I feel like she isn't as heartless as she may seem even if she is terrible, terrible enough to be ready to kill Asumu if it came down to it, her maybe having poisoned Asumu isn't something I'd thought of before but I can buy it. I believe she did genuinely care for Ange and Battler to an extent, she just said those things to Eva in order to make sure Eva wouldn't think Ange would be like Kyrie, Kyrie manipulates people like that throughout the entire vn. She has things she cares about but Rudolf just takes priority over everything, and once he's gone it all crumbles. She herself is just as spineless as Rudolf in that regard, she acknowledges she's bad but she doesn't change it, she abd Rudolf feed off of each other kind of.

Unrelated but there's tons of clever dialogue with Kyrie in EP1. Once you know her intentions and read into her dialogue, you realize just how cunning she is from the very start and that she always has her eyes on the prize. I'd mention an example but I'm short on time but it's why I love rereading EP1, do many clever details

>>46136806
Enje...

>>46136806
>Enje suffers
Good.

>>46136437
>she is assumed to have been blonde
why? because battler said the beatrice portrait looked like his grandma?

>>46138040
Because it's clearly Eva, Yasu and Asumu in the clothes of their witch form, not their persona.
It's just literally not fucking jessica.

>>46138443
i'm asking why asumu is supposed to be blonde...

>>46138600
Because she's shown with a light hair color in the manga so people just assume she's blonde.

>>46138600
why isn't she allowed to be blonde? it's not like battler's red hair came from her nor was it inferred to be from her given ange's hair is red too so it was clearly always meant to come from rudolf's end even if you believe some weird conspiracy theory where kyrie wasn't intended to be battler's mother initially (which i'd be pretty fucking surprised if that existed given that shit's hinted at EP1)
the manga chose to make her blonde, that's that, i don't know what else you're wanting here

>>46134574
That's not either of Battler's names

>>46138619
>why isn't she allowed to be blonde?
b- because beatrice being blonde was supposed to be super rare and notable?

>>46139449
and yet here you are not getting her confused with beato but with jessica, another blonde that is right fucking there

Was Asumu the one who gave Battler a preference for big titty blondes?

>>46139751
>asumu gives him the preference
>jessica matches his preference exactly
>sayo molds herself entirely to match his preference
strange, isn't it?

>>46139780
Damn, there really was no universe where the incest stopped at Kinzo...

>>46139824
It's not umineko, if there is no incest

'rika

>>46132706
The breast pairing, if you would.

>>46140841
The best breasts a brother could ask for

>>46140999
...do not belong to her

>>46142277
Fantasy sex women aren't real though, Ange is.
Now please come i̶n̶ back to your sister, Battler.

>>46144077
Just two more tea parties...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqlIeuWnuC8

>>46144077
>Fantasy
The Golden Land and Beatrice and Battler within it are very much really and happy though.

>>46142277
This requires thorough investigation

>>46144784
See now you're choosing the hard way.
Ange is coming in there Unlike Battler come hell or highwater, and the only way she's leaving is riding a white horse with her onii-chan.

>>46144799
Stand in line, ladies

>>46144860
Make sure you go all the way to the back, girls.

>>46144860
How sad. Imagine Ange as a young child loving her brother to death but she's faced with the reality that she lacks the breasts he likes so much. Then years later, when she's finally grown a massive pair, he still prefers other women's busts, truly heartbreaking

''Onii-chan, are my breasts not good enough for you..?''

>>46144820
Last time I checked she left the golden land as burger material