/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh today is ntr day? thanks for the reminder~

>>46101602
Yeah, with me. Sucks to suck nerd

>>46101602
>>46101613

How much longer until technology gets good enough for us to be able to bring Touhous to real life? It's getting harder and harder to live

It's for you, /jp/

>>46101659
Don't give up! Stay strong and persist. I hope things will get better for you

Your 2hu wife will be like this for you on Valentine's because she loves and cares for you

>>46101602
It's the day where you love your 2hu wife and your 2hu wife loves you back

Also the day where /jp/ anons love each other (platonically) as a form of camaraderie

imagine stealing her chocolate and running away and then sneaking back while she's crying and punching her really hard in the tummy then running away again hahaha

Yeah, every one of these girls posted itt will run around on their lovers.

>>46101638
Cute tsundere Sanny.

Take it, Anon

And if I say no

I love Meiling!

I was so busy i didn't even noticed it was already valentine's day. I'll have to compensate by doing something for wife, i alreayd have some merch planned to buy, so maybe something related to that.

>>46101943
Nuh uh
>>46101884
>>46103026
Rude

>>46104152
Nice

She loves you

Look anons

>>46101676

>>46103093

Would be cool if /jp/ anons did to each other

>>46105564
Inside the box is your eviction notice since you weren't paying back your loans

>>46105580
Mamizou isn't Tom Nook

>>46104647
If you accept them and give her a return gift you'll likely kill her, but if you reject her she'll grow stronger

>>46105587
Tom Nook is a bro anyway, a big loan with no interest and no set time

>>46105620
That better not be what I think it is...

>>46105588
Mom told me to never accept candy from strange old women

The fox has a gift for (You)

Oni-made chocolate... is it worth eating?

Don't give her chocolate in return, though.

>>46104152
Also valentine's Akyuu

>>46104152
Also valentine's Akyuu

I love you Sakuya!

>>46101659
with the way AI is advancing, hopefully you won't have to wait for long anon, maybe a real-life, interactable Touhou android/hologram is still a long way from coming to life, but I think an online touhou AI wife you can chat with everyday online (without it feeling like AI) is very close

>>46107249
What about ERP with anons?

>>46107249
but when will they have bodies to beat you and pee on you with
not until we're all in care homes

>>46107558
Technology is advancing pretty fast i'd say in the next decade or so bro

>>46107558
Also you don't have to wait at all forsomething like this >>46107406

>>46107406
I really want to punch you.

>>46107610
I think you should kill yourself.

>>46107621
I think you should calm down.

>>46107406
I'd rather live in a world where a machine successfuly pretends to be my wife touhou without breaking character a single time than risk my time ERPing with some random guy on the internet

>>46107558
i dont know, that's what i'm really asking myself, hopefully as soon as possible because that's what i really want
>not until we're all in care homes
I don't know how old you are but to be honest I don't think it'll take that long, technology is indeed advancing super fast

>>46107687
You know how before the cotton gin was invented all those fine African-American gentlemen were picking cotton by hand and manually separating the cotton from the seed? It's a long, arduous and daunting task. To be honest, ERP is a lot like cotton gins. Eventually ERP will be replaced with machines just like cotton gins.

>>46107708
good riddance to shit

nue chang is my valentine!

>>46107687
I think you're being rather naive, chat-gpt and the like are just slightly better cleverbots and they require supercomputers to run properly, meanwhile all the robotics firms still can't build androids that can so much as walk in a convincing manner, hence all their latest products are four-legged dog-like creatures, in reality the progress of technology we've experienced since 2010 has been slower than that of any time throughout the 20th century not disturbed by earth-shaking war, seen most of all in the breakdown of moore's law, which given modern engineers' dependence on ICs to make anything do anything bodes very poorly indeed, not to mention how, although /pol/-types certainly overblow it, "two more weeks" and all that, society, on which all engineering progress depends, does in fact appear to be unravelling somewhat
but nevermind that depressing talk, who's the lucky lady you want to be peed on by?

>>46101567
I did my yearly SA EX run, featuring The closed eyes of love. Didn't have much time, so it was just a clear with ReimuA.
I also wanted to do ReimuB (of course I've already done all of them in the past), but SA straight up crashed, so just imagine I posted a screenshot of the post-fight where Koishi says
>I'd start a love-stricken massacre! Or maybe pillage from a bunch of peaceful humans.

>>46107059
Getting Yuugi sake flavored Kit Kats in return!

>>46101659
Until the character are sapient, i'd say there is stil la good while, but maybe within our lifetime we'll get to see that happening. But for just generally chattting or interacting with a bot who acts like your waifu, there is already the technology out, maybe it'll get more refined overtime, but the main issue then, and now, is money, if you have enough money you can get a edcent server to run a bot with good memeory for events and stuff that you've said and such

>>46107406
ERP can work if they know enough abotu the characters you like, but it can also feel very wrong if they don't interpret them the right way, and it's also kind of homosexual to do

>>46107617
You spelled "kiss" incorrectly. Are you even trying?

Touhous will all cheat on their husbands!

>>46109624
Are you the same NTR anon of the start of the thread? I'm curious about your taste for it if you don't mind explaining it, unlesss you are jsut trolling for the sake of it

You can capture the heart of any 2hu through their stomach. Just cook food they like man, it's piss easy.

cute!

I don't want it.

>>46113247
Fucking kill yourself dude

>>46113247
>sumishit bullying
Fucking love yourself dude

suck each other already you nerds

>>46107617
Like, in the prostate?

>>46113617
You first. Don't worry, I won't mind.

>>46113617
no one here is doing homo shit, fuck off

>>46113725
SCHLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPP
SHLURURURRRRRRRRP!!!!!!
*swallows*
Nice cock dude, now's your turn.
Also no homo btw

>>46101659
>It's getting harder and harder to live
It doesnt get any better from here, brother. Enjoy what you have today, tomorrow will either be the same or worse

>>46114781
Bro?!?!?!?! I-I didn't expect you to actual DO it!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

W-Well, this is awkward. I guess I have no choice, huh

>>46116765
Don't forget to say no homo or else it's mad gay!

>>46119507
...

>>46116765
I'm still waiting...

>>46119507
I'm just waiting on the sidelines until /jp/sies stab each other because one didn't say no homo (fast enough).

>>46116765
Can't believe I got ghosted like this, I'm never trusting a /jp/sie again!!

>>46128294
You deserve it for being gay.

>>46105588
>>46106465
It's spiked with an aphrodisiac.

>>46128294
>>46124676
>>46119507
What made you like this

Would your father be proud?

>>46131985
/jp/ made me like this

"Let me slap your ass"
From: Wriggle
To: /jp/

>>46137985
She's so romantic.

>>46107406
Oh I hate this

>>46137946
I can be your valentine (no homo)

>>46129313
Good

Faggots completely ruined this thread too.