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Meiling! Who are you quoting?

Too grim

Today i had a dream about having Meiling's hat!

>>45838364
It's a nice hat

>>45838891
yes i was very excited about it in the dream
it's a shame it was only a dream...

I feel like Meiling would be a great hugger

>>45839827
Of course she would! She has such strong arms...

>>45839827

>>45846810
God i wish i were Reimu in that pic

friendship

>>45838163
SHE CAN BEAT ME UP AND THAT IS OKAY

"You hit your elbow on the training dummy again didn't you?"

I love Meiling!

>>45862489
God i wish i were that fairy

>>45865175
Me too

>>45865175
>>45867799
If i were that fairy i would be facing the other way and hugging her tight

>>45868170
She's gonna feel your little boner

>>45870719
she'll know that i'm happy to see her

Guarding with Meiling

>>45876582
FLAN GO INSIDE, THE SUN IS OUT!!!

>>45877884
Flan can tank the damages

Hong Meiling is built for kissing

"It's 4 in the morning, please tell me it's important"

>>45889692
I wanna hug u!!!

>>45877853
I'd being along snacks for her

>>45897572
imagine being Meiling's personal Snack squire...

>>45897650
If it mean I get to see her smile every time, I would that job with pure joy.

Meiling's earth shaking nuclear braps!

>>45897650
That's the life.

>>45897706
that would be sufficient payment for me...

Hey

>>45898457
Why is Meiling looking at me like that?

>>45902153
She thinks you're cute

>>45903617
n-no way...

>>45903748
>>45903759
>>45903771
>>45903786
Her eyes are almost... predatory...

Wanna feel?

I'm honging for the Hong!

>>45913284
I'm honking for Hong *bike horn honk honk*

>>45913193
yes i do wanna touch them

meilingfags pathetic

>>45929397
rude

>>45929397
Maid hands wrote this

>>45908814
Don't be silly, now stand still.

>>45934364
what if I want to see the hong and the maid kissing?

>>45936972
that'll never happen

>>45934974
What is miss Meiling doing?

>>45936986
Her feet...so big and smooth ...

>>45943723
their smell caused the virus!

>>45943723

>>45945208
receiving a nice, soft barefoot China kick to the chest

Bumping Hong's pussy

>>45936972
Not quite, but...

>>45962683
Talented

>>45969317
Imagine all the sex positions

>>45962683
>>45970259
i have a leg fetish
thank you Miss Meiling

>>45979235
weakest chinese girl

check out this dragon

>>45979235
Who doesn't, when Hong exists in this world?

oh god, only 11 months left

https://youtu.be/PWD0ZbR7AOY?si=ZxyyPOAk8PWy1gkd

>>45995729
Let's make them count!
I wish i could spend every single one of them by her side...

>>46003864
The newest arrival has attached himself so thoroughly to our gatekeeper he may as well be her own pupil. He is diligent, dependable, and his training progresses steadily, but how is the head maid going to react if - no, when - she catches wind of those naive thoughts about a 'date'? For Meiling to shirk her duties for such childishly romantic notions is unacceptable, but perhaps it's out of her hands. After all, the mistress does have her moments of generosity...

I'd touch Meiling's butt.

am i ugly?

>>46007288
thighband pantyhose 10/10

>>46011038
i wanna touch it...

>>46012111

>>46018860
This artist is the only man among us who is worthy of marrying the Hong. May he be reincarnated in Gensokyo when he passes.

>>46020349
getting suffocated by Meiling thighs and then serving her as a ghost

>>46028289
Pervy baka!

HAET this stupid chink
that flower attack is BULLSHIT

>>46032012
Imagine getting filtered by a stage 3 boss lul
Try again when you feel like winning

>>46020349
his transition to digital made his drawings way worse though, not just in colouring but in detailing too
old koyubi was insane

>>46036220
there's no reason not to draw the same way using digital methods. He just doesn't like drawing muscular Meiling anymore :(

>>46043170
I would be okay with that if he hadn't made her chubby, seriously why would he do that?

>>46045501
Maybe he prefers chubby girls over muscular girls now?

>>46045501
after all the famines she eats whatever she can get her hands on

I want a 8 feet tall Hong with FAT tits, FAT butt and FAT thighs.

>>46056940
and you want hong's fat hong too, like all giantess fetishists

>>46057027

Happy new lunar year, you lunar fuckers.

the dragon is sexy and powerful, long live to the mighty dragon!

>>46063115
Eu anon..

>>46057027
>giantess fetishists
No, I just want to be snu-snu'd anon

>>46065573
muscular snu-snu>fat snu-snu

>>46065573
but you do not deny the overlap between people of such tastes and futa fans

>>46070823
Most Meiling fans are bottoms (myself included). I wouldn't be surprised if they were into pegging

>>46072808
False.

>>46070823
>>46072808
It's true, am into all of those. Imagine snuggling against the Hong's giant dong like its a meaty dakimakura

>>46072881
>>46072930
i'm not into pegging myself but i am a bottom and i wish that Meiling would dom me

>>46084118
BUENOS DIAS MEILING!

>>46084922
Poor Meiling getting abused by every single member of the SDM

>>46089206

>>46095033
I wish Meiling would slap me

>>46098427
She'll bend you over her knee and give you a spanking

>>46104912
oh dear, what naughty things did i do?

for (You)

>>46106966
Thanks Hong!
https://files.catbox.moe/81ltzn.png

>>46106966
I want to kiss the Hong!

THE leghu

>>46122926
her legs cannot be that soft or else her kicks would be completely useless!!!

>>46126572
Nah, you just need to put more force on the foot.

>>46126585
she cannot put much force if she lacks muscle! Besides, her kicks would be like throwing pillows! Not fit for a Warrior!

>>46122926
that's already the tengus spot

>>46126599
they can't kick as good as Meiling. Meiling is a true Warrior and as a result deserves that title more than any tengu does

>>46134307
Meiling-sama is so cool!

>>46138587
She totally is!

>>46134307
Meiling-sama is so cool!

>>46138587
>>46139244
>>46142586
whoa!
coolness overload!

>>46154007
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

>>46154007
lick the glass

>>46154007
Kiss the Hong through the glass!

>>46157479
maybe she wants you
have you thought about that?

The Hong wears a thong!

>>46168980
how indecent!

>>46168980
proof?

>>46174842

>>46183986
so no proof

>>46174842

>>46186402
she's embarrassed to show it

>>46188107
Juicy Hong butt

>>46196675
tiny Sakuya

>>46198844
it looked like she got kissed by the yuugi

>>46186402
Man, you're so slow or very autistic.

>>46202773
yes i am autistic please spell it out for me

>>46203195
You. Blew. It.

>>46203203
blew what

>>46203225
My load

>>46207849
oh no i'm only supposed to do that for myself for when i see Hong!

I wish Hong would suck my load

this is an officially recognized doujin published in strange creators of outer world

>>45897717
There’s so much giant Meiling art
And especially giant Meiling VORE.

>>46218218
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>46218278
she's a big girl

>>46218218
What does the Hong's bed smells like?

>>46219374
recognized doesn't mean canon, don't worry

>>46218218
me on the left

>>46218218
why do girls do this?

>>46220848
because they are GAY LESBOS who want to MASH MUFFS

>>46219982
Man imagine the shitpile that'd happen if that one officially published doujin about Akyuu dying got canonised.

Why do Meiling and Sakuya threads attract so many cucks?

>>46218278
I don't believe you.
Prove it.

>>46222682
she's a big girl
therefore she needs a lot of food

>>45838163
That's a woman.

>>46237729
A beautiful one

>>46220873
Cute but they should get fired from the mansion.

>>46198844
Sauce?

>>46237729
>>46241667
the most beautiful one

>>46243421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MWrsCoeZfc

>>46249224
I'm so glad my 2 wives are finally getting along!

Motherhongin hong!

>>46255209
Making Hong a Mother!

>>46255315
I'm going to tell Sakuya I prefer Meiling's cooking.

>>46257935
I hope you don't have a tight anus, because she is going to rip it wide open if you tell her that.
She is *perfect* anon. *Perfect* maids don't lose out to the guard when it comes to cooking.
*Pervert* maids get very, very angry when you tell them they aren't perfect.

>>46257995
the Hongsband prefer's his wife's cooking. There's nothing sakuya can do about it.

>>46257995
I was thinking it would decrease her workload slightly if she didn't have to account for feeding me and leave it to the person she's always complaining about slacking off. She wouldn't get offended, she'd understand, right? Perfect maids don't get bothered by things like that.
I guess this is one of those cases where she's too perfect... yeah, that's the problem, making it out of duty rather than passion or something. Or rather, her passion is only for the mistress. I hardly ever see her actually working on it either. Lots of times I'd blink and my food's suddenly prepared, and I just have to trust she didn't put blood thinner in it. But miss Meiling puts her all into everything she does no matter who it's for, always spinning around and being flashy, or that way she sticks her tongue out slightly sometimes when she's reading the recipe, or all the Chinese food trivia she bombards me with. She never turns me down when I ask to help; it's never "that won't be necessary, Anon," or "there's no reason to trouble yourself, Anon." She's so patient with me, too... I'm sorry, but I think Meiling truly is what's best for me.

>>46258537
Know this, I don't think these words made Jaquelin the ripper any happier.
I'd not be surprised if their sparring escalated to out-and-out fighting in the near future.
Lucky you getting the two hotties of the mansion!

>>46258724
I don't like unnecessary violence! I didn't mean to offend anybody!
But watching girls fight is so cool! If it really comes down to it, China, Knives, do your best! Please don't hurt each other too bad!

>>46258724
Is Sakuya jelly for anons affection towards the Hong?

I'm 100% a Sakuya man but Meiling is cool too

>>46259094
Very. She just won't admit it because maids aren't meant to fall in love.
The last time a servant got all lovey-dovey towards a guy, the mansion exploded and everyone died. It's Sakuya who has to clean that mess up so she doesn't feel like tempting fate again, but because she's still a girl (Debatably, she's not as bad as the Makai maid but she's not exactly empathetic) she accidentally tripped a tsundere flag and is in denial about her repressed fantasies after living in a mansion entirely populated by women.

So Hong getting a kind-of boyfriend before her is something she can't handle mentally.
She just cannot accept that the goofy dork of a gatekeeper, who's not even human and doesn't even know how to eat bread rolls properly, is more attractive to anyone than her, the perfect and elegant maid who keeps her appearance immaculate and her manners impeccable.
Deep down she must know that that's precisely the reason why she's been single all these years, and if she really wanted to Remilia isn't so dependant on her that she'd be missed for a couple hours a week to get friendly with someone outside the mansion, but of course she's married totally to her job to the point where it's inseperable from her actual personality now.

Time will tell who wins the Anonbowl in this match...

£:/

>>46266965
I wish there was a way sakuya accepted Anon's love for Hong... What if there were two Anons instead? Would she be happy with one if the Hong had the other?

I want the Hong, Tenshi, and Suika as my wives.

>>46271926
Then tragey happens and the second ones falls for patchy instead.

>>46277724
Worse, Koa.
Can't say i'd hold it against him though, look at her.

>>46277818
That was not the image I intended but it still works.
she a cute, cute enough to steal someone's man because they can't so much as express basic approval nevermind love.

>>46277724
what if we took him from a Sakuya thread? Surely then tragedy wouldn't strike?

>>46277842
Is this sexual harassment? This is sexual harassment.

>>46278665
SDM has no HR to report to

>>46073205
well, someone has to do the fucking, and you're clearly not suitable

>>46278825
I can scream really loud though.

>>46284627
In Gensokyo, no one cares if they hear you scream
Except Kyouko but she won't help you either
They'll just assume another 'un'lucky man got eaten up by a cougar youkai.

>>46284613
fucking can mean different things and doesn't necessarily mean the the dominant party hast to do the penetrating

>>46284613
Beautiful sexy Hong

Hong Meiling aka China has two threads.

>>46300136
We don't talk about that other one.

>>46288340
Leg and foot massage

>>46300136
It's 4, actually.

>>46300926
China will grow larger!

>>46302659
no it won't

>>46288340
sorry anon, bottom boys aren't allowed to go inside
I mean, what if you got her pregnant, can you imagine how embarrassing that would be?

>>46302694
Lord have mercy, but I want youkai kids and Hong's looking mighty motherly today.

>>46302713
then shape up! china is a land of tradition and its maidens like traditional, manly men, not loser handhumpers!

>>46302731
Drat. I'm a skinny shit.
Well it could be worse, I could be in the habit of shaving my legs and wearing a dress.

>>46302744
seems your only option is the old 'cum in your mouth then offer oral' trick, better start practicing your tongue-fu

>>46302694
Being forced to impregnate by a strong girl is the ultimate bottomboy fantasy

>>46311520
I hope there's an option for my tea to be made Long Island
Not that I want to forget Meiling, I am just an alcoholic.

>>46311585
Meiling wants YOU to cure your addictions and to live healthy!

>>46318315
I WANT THAT HAT

>>46322201
Steal it!

>>46326140
I don't want to make miss Meiling upset...

>>46333922
Then fight her for it. I'm sure she wouldn't be upset if you won it fair and square, and you might even impress her that way.

China sleeps a lot!

>>46334569

>>45838163
Reminder that Manchu clothing is not Chinese and will never be.

>>46334047
are you saying that i can not only get her hat but also seduce her at the same time???

>>46334506
Always chilling with bing chilling

>>45838163
Meiling! Who are you quoting?

>>46334893
Those look heavy.

>>46334506
what is Hong's favourite bing chilling?

Need big Hong in my life

>>46371067

>>46360884
i hope she likes mint chocolate chip because that is all i got

Hongers

>>46378034
She's waiting for he foot massage!

>>45838278
would if i had dick armor

>>45870719
fairdies don't have boners

>>46126589
the muscle is hidden within the fat

>>46134307
seeing her name written with tone diacritics is very weird

>>46378034
Leg Meiling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3_NlAi2BeU

>>46041613

>>46386520
chinese are obsessed with feet

>>46406171
chinas reputation is saved

>>46409271
i am obsessed with china's feet

>>46412061

>>46412186
I wanna give footrubs!!!

>>46416797
Me too

>>45838163
what piece of 2hu media is meiling's best showing

>>46416797
>>46418111
deep breath

>>46305047
I want Meiling to seize ownership over my bloodline
My descendants will be red haired yooks for 6 generations

>>46420119
only six???

>>46420743
Yook genes are strong but not that strong

>>46424324
have some faith in the Hong bloodline, anon!

sleepy thread

>>46435805
The sleepiest! [that's still up]

Where were you when hong was ripped off?

>>46443797
who's this dragon?

>>46443899
Quan Huying from otherworld legends

>>46443963
that name sounds Korean

>>46443989
Just checked the wiki, she's Chinese.

>>46444032
wow she's even Chinese too

my wife is so sleepy just like this thread!

>>46450154
WAKE UP BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

am i ugly

>>46450154
I want to be her pillow

I am hungry for Meiling...

>>46466667
Damn she's cute, but those pudgy cheeks mean she's been slacking off again!

>>46470938
I would love to make her dumplings every day!

making delicious food for Meiling every day...

>>46473193
Would you give her a cute nickname of your dumpling?

>>46476773
I would love to give her a cute nickname! A propper hongsband should!

I love my wife so much

hihihi

dead thread lol

>>46520682
not dead
just asleep

There's another fake Meiling thread...
They are using China to shitpost on the jay again.

>>46527246
not good!

"Heeey, took you long enough, do you have the movie tickets?"

>>46541500
what movie would u watch with Meiling during ur movie date?

>>46542866
Kung pow

>>46544039
why is she so nervous?

>>46544057
She feels bad for winning so much

>>46545224
Hong if she played against me lmao

meilingbros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEDNNkunoYA

>>46547730
Hongpet

Which Meiling do you guys prefer the most?
Funny Meiling that's just there for jokes?
Jackie chan Meiling that's a goofball that knows kung fu and sometimes has cool moments and wholesome big sister moments?
Bruce lee Meiling that's the coolest and the strongest and doesn't afraid of anything?
Goku Meiling that flip flops between cool and funny?
Something else?

>>46552054
either Jackie Chan Meiling or Goku Meiling

The Hong is bored

>>46560696
Would an erotic dance entertain her?

>>46542866
the battle at lake changjin

>>46563940
She's a warrior, anon
A warrior knows only one way to be entertained

>>46552054
Meiling deserves better then to be a joke.

>>46567612
do you Also like Goku Meiling?
Or would u prefer Bruce Lee Meiling?

For reference
Funny Meiling is more or less what colonel aki does
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/874414?q=colonel_aki+cup_ramen+
Jackie Chan Meiling is more of an underdog that happens to be funny sometimes like in this doujin
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/drink_and_women_and_the_former_hell_hot_springs
Bruce Lee Meiling is burning Meiling and the CEO of cool Meilings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo3Y3ff_hE
Goku Meiling is basically the pic here

>>46568644
I'm a jackie chan 'ling kinda fella.

>>46573062
burning Meiling is so cool
i wish i could be her star pupil

>>46564762

>>45838163
>>45838210

Yeah, I like Hongers too.

i need her to beat me up

>>46599082
same

>>46603138
This is the second time I've seen rapist Meiling this month.

>>46606080
Twice you've seen her, way more she's seen you!
I'm going to go with the headcanon that she'd be very persistent when it comes to interacting with her lover were Gensokyo to have more than a dozen men in it.

>>46606127
how persistent are we talking?

>>46606237
Bearing in mind this is entirely based on this particular artist's magic way of making her somehow more perverted looking than Sakuya; despite her not actually doing anything, by sheer sultry looks alone:
Very.

It just looks like she's been watching you sleep for the past thirty minutes, and you live in seperate rooms.
You lock the door as well, so it's actually impressive how she got there without waking you at the very least.
There's something unmistakably erotic yet dangerous contained in her every expression, like a tiger that's decided to keep you around for a while yet never seems any closer to striking you no matter how much you pet it.

>>46552054
Jackie Chan Meiling sounds cool.

>>46606276
I would just give in and marry her at this point
I would want to give myself completely to this Tiger!

>>46480562
>hongsband
fuck you I laughed

Hong thread hit the Hongp limit!

>>46606292
Since we've hit bump, I'll take a moment longer to try and describe the demon I sense within this woman.

Just look at her, she wouldn't so much as hurt a fly without a very good reason, and she'd do it hesitantly at that, right?
You wouldn't believe it, but that's actually the most dangerous and mistaken assumption you could fall prey to.
Once you've been lured in by her outward charms, feminine and general, there's simply no coming back. You've already forgotten she's a six foot tall youkai martial artist, who gets by by being simply too terrifying to face in actual physical combat. You may have heard the phrase, "It's not how big it is, it's how you use it", well Meiling has strength coming out of her ears and the most perfect form in her moves you'll ever have the misfortune to witness should you be on the receiving end of such an attack, there is quite simply no defence against it other than trying not to engage in hand-to-hand in the first place.

This should be the first red flag that not is all as it seems with the dragon gatekeeper. Why would such a terrifyingly competant opponent be content with simply guarding the gate to some brat's mansion? The answer is simple. Lack of motivation.
We all know Meiling is far from perfect in her duties, but in today's Gensokyo she hardly needs to be. There's only one real intruder, and abiding by spellcard rules she has no chance at stopping her anyway, so she instead chooses to take it easy and deal with the heat from doing so later. This is a major clue as to her internal proccesses. Meiling... Is very lazy.
However; she is also so amazingly good at her job she can afford to be.

Hypothesise then, of a scenario where she is actually motivated to do more than the bare minimum. What would the limits of Meiling's power look like?
Some say she'd hit the peak performance of a veritable sage in kung-fu or whatever it is she specifically practises. Others say she would unlock a new form, and attain the characteristics of the dragon she so styles herself after.
I say otherwise still; that she'd have to be madly in love for this to happen, and all that motivation would go nowhere productive in terms of actual work. Such is the way of Hong.
Think about it for a second. What has she to gain from more power, better technique, greater strength? This isn't Yuuka we are talking about, she doesn't chase after these things like it's the only thing that matters in the world.
Rather, I forsee her much taken with the ideals of the nuclear family, perhaps something she dearly misses so far from her homeland, possibly both physically and temporally.
Therefore, she throws herself into the complex spider's web of love fully, knowing full well she's not guaranteed a desireable outcome just by having done so, yet so she has done. She has her man, she has the time, she has all she could ask for, and by god is she going to put more effort into looking wifeable than she's going to let show.

I can only say one thing for the lucky bastard that the cosmic dice determined would have a shot at being the Hongsband:
Godspeed, and invest in pelvis reinforcements from Eientei. You're going to need it sooner or later.

Also, this works very well as a gif. I wonder why no one has done it before.

>>46606412
Or she could just pin you down with her female gorilla strength and just claim you as her husband.

>>46606412
>You've already forgotten she's a six foot tall youkai martial artist
jokes on you, that part of what makes her attractive to me!

>>46606450
She could, but she needs to know you belong to her, and her only, body and soul.
There can be no shortcuts taken. You will court her traditionally, and she will leave "that" to the wedding night.

>>46606467
But why do all that when she could just take what she wants by force?

Only when a fly lands on your testicle, do you realise that not every problem can be solved by violence.

>>46606489
Hong has enough finesse and precision to catch it with a pair of chopsticks!

>>46606577
Now I've got a mental image of Hong with her hand down my pants.
Thanks, me and you.

>>46606612
how would a fly even land on ur testicle if u were wearing pants?

>>46606616
Hey, you're right, how could that have happened?
Did she plant a fly down my fly? Was there ever a fly at all?
I'm very confused. Why would she stick her fingers down there if there wasn't a fly to fish out? Why is she still fumbling about trying to find this fictional fly?
I must asky Patchy these questions later. Maybe she'll know.

>>46606412
She wouldn't do that, she'd just pick you up and go off on how cute you are, unintentionally emasculating you.

>>46606652
that's so hot

Looks like this is it for Meiling

>>46612631
she's strong enough to break those cuffs