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"Who's there?"

>> No.46049049
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hello sir your computer has virus

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>>46048747
moshi moshi, donarudo desu

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>>46049049
Oh no! What should I do??

>> No.46049674

>>46048747
''I'm from an organization that throws money at adorable puppies! Are you interested?''

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>>46048747
"Who's THIS!?"
"I'm asking the questions. I called you."
"No, I called YOU. And you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard."
"You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons."
"Well, you sound like some total chode's inability to confront the reality of her past actios."
"If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to (JACK OFF), I'll cock your clock off!"
"Well, I'm going to be the bigger girl, and hang up first-uh, damn it!"

>> No.46050264

>>46050111
This conversation wouldn't get past the "moshi moshi". They would keep repeating it until the noise just becomes white static.

>> No.46050727

>>46050111
Listen, we don't cotton to youkai round these parts!

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>>46050727
"Go on, git back to work on them fields. Yooks like you should be glad you git gibbun two meals a day and a roof ovuh yo' sorry head."

>> No.46050959

abababa?
baba

>> No.46051958

>>46050907
way to miss the reference

>> No.46056512

>>46050111
You thought he said oily faucets

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>>46050111
It's Chekhov, not jack off!

>> No.46057041

IT'S THE VOICE OF GOD YOU SON OF A BITCH AND IM COMING FOR YOU

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>>46057041
okay see u soon

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Hello, Touhou artist? Yes, I'd like to commission a Cookie work, please.

>> No.46061559

>>46061488
What the fuck, Seija!

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>>46061488
What?! Hey, you listen here! You son of a bitch! I'll kill you! I'll kill you where you stand, you son of a bitch! You listen here, man!

>> No.46067443

>>46051958
wigger

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