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460387 No.460387 [Reply] [Original]

Ok, /jp/, this is it.

I'm going to become a really rich CEO and marry a gravure idol, Shokotan comes to mind, Mina or Mari.

i'll come back in 3 years to tell you how im happily married with an idol and even appear on the news.

>> No.460390

You dropped out of highschool.

>> No.460393

>>460387

Being delusional is not a good thing

>> No.460399

>>460387
>Shokotan
Fuck you. Keep your sweaty hands off her.

>> No.460405

>>460399
Hey, fuck you.

I'm going to buy her diamonds and the most expensive cloth in the world, and get her to appear in the world best fashion magazines and make her a goddess in japan.

YOU'LL SEE ANON!
ANNNNON!

>> No.460407

>>460387
Wow. That 55 gallon drum of vegetable oil sitting next to you must mean you're telling the truth.

>> No.460421
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460421

This is Shokotan's vag. Enjoy.

>> No.460424

>>460387
How the fuck did I turn into Kaiji in real life?

>> No.460426

>>460387
i'll do it you'll see you damn faggots!

They say money is the universal language of seduction.

i'll be one of the world richest man as well!

>> No.460436

>>460421

It's a trap

>> No.460432

>>460426
You are displaying a mighty ability to fantasize. You should make a manga about your fantasy..

>> No.460435
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460435

>>460424
because of this.

i just sum up 80% of your average user life.

and lets not forget were that fucked or we're going there.

>> No.460440

What's that on the end of your nose, Anonymous? And why are you touching the knife hanging from it?

>> No.460454

>>460435
I'm not waiting for my life to begin. I'm looking for a way out, so I can stay home and fuck around on 4chan all day.

>> No.460474
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460474

>>460454
itt we post kaiji speeches

>> No.460494
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460494

>>460387

>> No.460510

>>460387
Your famous idol wife will just end up screwing men who are better than you behind your back. You'll be too busy to spend all your time at home, being a CEO and all, and that means she'll be free to run off with anyone she wants. You can still brag to us, and we will hate you for having more money than any of us will see in our lifetime, and being more successful than we could hope to acheive.

>> No.460524

>>460510
im just gonna go and do LSD and daydream.

thats a faster way.

>> No.460536

I got 3 spare houses. I'll let you borrow one if you don't have any pets.

>> No.460547

>>460536
Not now, Monopoly Man. I don't want your Baltic Avenue properties.

>> No.460575

>>460536
Okay. Where?

>> No.460570

>>460524
That's not dreaming, son. That's reality!

>> No.460649

>>460387
If you really managed to marry a gravure idol she would become tainted in the eyes of Japanese pop culture for letting a filthy gaijin defile her body. She would quietly grow to hate you for robbing her of her popularity until one day she bitterly divorces you after one day too many of loneliness in your empty, Xanadu like mansion and takes half your life's worth because you were too desperate to sign a prenup.

>> No.460867

>>460575
Pennsylvania. Be white. The neighbors are clansmen.

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