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>>45788862
Go on, what about her?

>>45788862
I want to simply smile and say hello to Kaguya when seeing her for the first time, making her go into a terrible rage at how this hairless earthling ape didn't fall for her at first sight.

>>45788921
Boomer comics are funny and charming and I don’t care what anyone says.

>>45789003
the hime-sama is also a boomer, so she can appreciate this stuff.

>>45788962
You can fantasize all you want but that wont be the case. Even if you're a flaming faggot homosexual you'll still get painfully hard at the mere sight of her. You are not as speshial as you think. At best you could play it cool, maybe,

Dookiehime

>>45789283
Sorry anon, I only like women with a chest.

>>45789283
You're overanalyzing it lol, i'm not trying to act badass and ladykiller and all that. i think eirin is hotter anyway.

Houraisan KAGuya

>>45789320
She has one too, you dingus.
>>45789321
Huh? Since when did i try to act like that? I didnt mean to imply that im immune to her feminine wiles. No one is. Also what you think doesnt really matter. When Eirin or any moonie showed up to the earth no one cared. When Kaguya showed up everyone lost their shit at how beautiful she was.

>>45789823
I'm saying that you implied that I acted that way. Just forget it lol.

>>45788862
Kaguya is not that beautiful she's actually kinda plain. I think ancient Japanese considered any girl with all her teeth and hair with no split-ends gorgeous.

>>45788862
Tewi would "definitely" ntr the guya's husband

>>45789283
Would she still be all that pretty in the modern day? She was Heian era hot back in a time before women had access to the same kinds of self care products they have today. Even if she is still particularly good looking by modern standards, she wouldn't exactly be rare for it anymore. She was also around in a time before we had photos, television, or internet, so the average man of the time would not have been exposed to physical beauty beyond what was immediately available in their area. If all you have ever seen in your life were busted up peasant women, a beautiful aristocratic woman would look that much more ethereal.

You could argue that Kaguya manages to look that good without all the smoke and mirrors that modern human women need to achieve the same. Still, my point is that while she may still be good looking, she wouldn't be the show stopper that she once was, now that many have seen plenty of attractive women in their lives, personally or otherwise.

>>45790325
Let's be real, how many times have you seen a 10/10 girl without surgeries, no filters, no makeup, over the age of 15 in your life? Probably never.

>>45789849
Consider this anon, she's considered the most beautiful in a land filled to the brim with the hottest youkai shapeshifters you've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if Kaguya was eirins test tube project with how canonically pretty and strong she is.

>>45789029
Wait a minute, boomers are a circa 1940-1960 gen, right?
Isn't Kaguya millions, if not hundreds of millions years old?!
They don't make hip trendy letters for these!

>>45788962
Kaguya wouldn't think much of it

>>45789849
That because showing that someone is prettier then other is very hard to do in 2d media. Canonically Kaguya > everyone else

>>45790586
Canon according to the anceint Japanese

>>45789849
Oh no, not you again. You said the same exact thing some months back. I dont know if its a racial thing or what but just because they were Japanese and it happened in the past doesnt mean almost all of them are ugly or gross which if you believe somehow means that Kaguya wasnt that pretty, which isnt true. Besides that she comes from the most technologically advanced civilization in the setting. So its not like she grew up poor or disease ridden or whatever. I don't know if if its you Mokou, that keeps bringing this sort of thing up. Please get a job and stop being a hobo.
>>45790325
Her beauty is suppose to be otherworldly and unnatural. Read up on her tale.

>>45791684
>. I dont know if its a racial thing or what but just because they were Japanese
They found blackend teeth, round plump faces, thin lips and shaven eyebrows attractive.
Modern Japanese don't find that attractive.

There are practical limits to how beautiful a human face can look, as it's a finite object. Even with esoteric extension, which in itself must be proper.

>>45791707
And Kaguya is a literal alien. Just because they found a thing attractive doesnt mean she magically conforms to that thing. You don't think that her being so utterly different from what they know added even more appeal to her? And ''they'' is a pretty broad word.

>>45791728
>Just because they found a thing attractive doesnt mean she magically conforms to that thing.
So why is she wearing traditional Japanese clothing?

>>45791728
Aren't Lunarians from Earth, originally?

>>45791736
She was reborn and raised there by an old bamboo cutter and his wife? Have you not read the story?

>>45791736
Because Japanese people still find that attractive

>>45791743
Yes, they're Chinese nobles from the Jade Emperor's court.
Chang'e stole the potion of immortality the Jade Emperor gave to her husband for completing a task he gave him.

>>45791747
Then wouldn't your claim of not conforming fall flat? You contradict yourself.

Oh I'm gonna bamboo babybatter alright haha

>>45791736
Guess i need to spell it out. I mean PHYSICALLY she doesnt magically conform to having a round pudgy face with black teeth. I mean shit most japs dont conform to that. They arent exactly known for that. Closest race i can think of for that sort of face might be mongolians or something. Also i wasnt that guy who brought up reading her story but you really should read it.
>>45791743
Sort of. It gets confusing since the ones like Eirin are basically gods who actually didnt come from the earth itself. But even then Kaguya was more than likely born on the moon anyway and only really looks human.

>>45791774
Not necessarily since she was raised poor and banked purely on her good looks

>>45791848
Yet, raised in japanese society at that time.

Cute Guya is Cute

>>45793071
Ma'am please get out of the way, I need to go home.

>>45792074
I don't think this is the gotcha you think it is anon

>>45788862
Houraisan "Farts like a hikkneeti" Kaguya

>>45793220
Doesn't disprove my argument, just because she's poor doesn't mean she doesn't know of beauty standards and strive for them.

>>45793071
3 firm pats on head.

>>45793323
But your argument is weird, Kaguya being in Japan and growing up there socially doesn't subtract from her physical appearance despite standards then being lower compared to today when the entire island of Japan frothed over her and is still considered the most beautiful in gensokyo canon.

>>45790191
it would be a funny prank

>>45790191
Imagine Kaguya finally falling in love with someone only to get cucked by all of Eientei

>>45795488
That someone? Yeah me

>>45796888
why would you do this to Kaguya???

>>45796896
The relationship progressed too fucking slow. "Sacred treasure this" "Trial of courage that", meanwhile the bunnies were in heat and the doc was pent up after a millennia of no sex.

She only has herself to blame

>>45797688
That makes sense. Poor Kaguya, dispite her unmached beauty she remains alone

>>45793071
>Why don't you try finding an answer
I have no Idea how I'm supposed to do that. This is way to complicated and risky for me so I'll just make do with the bunnies in heat and the pent up doctor

>>45788889
She’s cute and powerful.

>>45788889
She's a very nice lady. Very fun to talk to aswell

>>45797688
Anons, why do pretty reclusive girls waiting for their prince hit the desire strings just right?

>>45808224
>>45813138
That describes like half of the cast. At least she doesn't eats human(except Mokou)

>>45797688
Imagine Kaguya getting along with some boy that she meet and likes to spend time with believing him to be the one only to get the invitation to his wedding.

>>45813260
On the contrary she feels all out of reach to me, I'm a pleb simpleton so I have no business trying to woo an actual princess/noble. I'll try to get the native earth girls to like me, maybe reimu or Alice. Actually i don't deserve any girl with a title so if in gensokyo it's going to be a rice farm worker girl for me, or a fairy but that's not socially acceptable i guess.

Reminder that Kaguya regularly visits the human village and none of the villagers mob her or ask her to marry them they just wave and go about their day.

>>45820361
that's because she regularly has sex with them

>>45820361
You know life isn't an anime where all the men stop whatever they are doing and start dropping spaghetti whenever a really pretty girl passes by?

>>45820467
Clearly you haven't been or seen India.

>>45820361
Kaguya isn't the only super model walking around. When you have women as hot as Kasen walking around showing their bare legs for the world to see, then being just beautiful isn't going to cut it.

>>45820467
The Japanese literally chimped out over her and were fighting each other. Mokou's dad even tried to make Kaguya, Mokou's new mom but she refused to marry him and embarrassed him and that pissed off Mokou for some reason.

>>45820672
"How dare you think my dad isn't a stud muffin!?" Thought Mokou. She took it personally.

>>45821283
Why does she even hate Kaguya so much? I just don't see what she did wrong

>>45822232
Muh family honor

>>45822232
Daddy issues.
Mokou is probably some unwanted bastard that wants affection.

>>45822232
"Why did my dad love kaguya and not me?"

>>45822331
>>45822419
>>45822700
Is Moukou just an asshole or something? This seems way overblown reaction to her father getting rejected

>>45825972
Well the rejection lead to her dad's death basically. But it wasn't that big a deal to her, she spent hundreds of years basically forgetting about Kaguya until she realised Kaguya was still around and that it was fun to regularly murder her. It's doubtful she even seriously hates Kaguya so much as just wants to pass the time doing something fun.

>>45826011
Wasn't mokou's dad supposed to be the honest man in kaguya's tale?

>>45826044
To my knowledge, Kuramochi no Miko, who is commonly interpreted as Fujiwara no Fuhito, was the one assigned the task of obtaining the Jeweled Branch of Hourai, and decided to have a fake made instead of hunting for it. His duplicity was revealed when the craftsmen popped by and asked for their payment, which led to Kuramochi being forced to slink off in shame, after beating the shit out of the craftsmen he stiffed (who had been paid by Kaguya-hime, instead, as she's a good girl).

So basically, Mokou seethed so much over her father being a retard who was revealed as a braggart fraud that she dedicated her life to trying to ruin Kaguya (eventually chasing down the elixir of immortality she left to the emperor), then ended up murdering a guy who previously saved her life to obtain it for herself, then spent centuries leading a shitty immortal life, before finding Kaguya again and spending centuries trying to murder her, at least until she mellows out eventually.
She's such a silly little goose.

She's so dreamy.

>>45828690
Talk about self inflicted misery. Kag just took the opportunity as a new play mate too, lol.

So was Kaguya just making shit up about a hourai liver granting immortality? Would consuming the liver effectively kill a hourai since the elixir transfers over into the new cannibals liver? Or can kaguya if she so chooses make anyone she wants hourai through having them eat her liver?

>>45829399
If it was that easy to kill a hourai then mokou wouldn't be so depressed

>>45829381
Moonstacies stay winning. Mokou never stood a chance.

Hime

>>45791765
Doesn't that mean that Kaguya is actually Chinese rather then Japanese?

>>45834392
ZUN says that he thinks of the Lunar Capital as China, so their natural enemy would be America.
https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/interview/181019

>>45834486
>China, so their natural enemy would be America.
Lmao

>>45788862
Kaguya, my favorite test tube baby.

>>45834392
>>45834486
But that would make Chang'e redundant because she's already Chinese Kaguya! And if the moon is Chinese why are there Shinto gods ruling it? Is this ZUN's jap power fantasy? Are the lunarians gonna rape a bunch of Chinese and get away with it? And America's natural enemy is Russia so are the loonies Russian too? Is there a lunarian Khabib?

>>45835100
>test tube baby.
Would explain why she is so beautiful but wouldn't that also mean that there are a bunch of moonies on her level?

>>45837692
No clue, we know very very little about eirin and the lunar capital, notably her motive for (assumedly) killing kaguya's surrogate bamboo cutting parents, taking kaguya to the bamboo forest and gensokyo instead of back to the moon, nor the details of her interest in kaguya beyond having been here teacher before.
Best I can assume is eirin needed kaguya away from the moon and there's too many possibilities as to what those reasons could be.

>>45830517
Earthbeckies like Mokou can only fume and fret. The best she can do is slander Kaguya and the other moonstacies by bringing up stupid astronaut memes or trying to triviliaze her beauty like what happened in this thread. It never even began for Mokou.

>>45788862
Why are we allowing this Illegal and her cartel of drug dealer to remain in our planet? They are criminals, live in a parallel society, refuse to integrate and are ridiculously nationalistic with a superiority complex the size of the moon. To quote this shithead princesse,
>The human body houses a fragile, round soul.
>What those humans live on is a huge, round orb below.
>And, what the superior people live on...
>Is that lunatic orb behind me.
Remains me of those Turks, Serbs etc. who live in Berlin yet praise their nation as the best in the world.

Stupid thread
Stupid posters
Stupid images
You all should just burn.

>>45838230
Go run your Yakitori stand, you smelly hobo.

>>45838126
Moonies are for all intents and purposes, humans with way better tech, they can basically do whatever they want and the only thing crippling them funnily is their beliefs in rejecting life and death giving them their precious long life, see lolk.

>>45837692
It would explain how Kaguya is a superhuman who can apparently lift a small house, while Eirin can't lift a jar of sake.
Kaguya also has to be damn important for the Moonies to try to bring her back when she is a concentration of impurity do to the elixir. She can't be just another moon princess.

>>45838688
Kaguya made an ultimate sin in drinking the Hourai Elixir and must be punished for it, though I dunno why the moonies are so insistent on it when she's already being tormented by a certain beautiful young girl.

>>45838688
I'll just throw the surface thought out there. They want to experiment on Kaguya and in their minds, conquer and control impurity.

>>45838714
They pardoned her, and wanted to get her back. This was said by Eirin from what I remember, but she never said why.

Kaguya drinking a Monster energy, barefoot so you can see her stinky feet!

>>45838833
They realized they could have 2 chang'es instead of 1?

>>45838851
I won't lie, I am feeling tempted by the thought of Himezuri.

>>45838714
>she's already being tormented by a certain beautiful young girl.
But Yukari only really torments Eirin. She doesn't seem to have any issues with Kaguya.

>>45820361
And how do you know that there wasnt a crowd before and after this still image? Hell the guy waving to her looks pretty happy to see her. We only see part of his mouth but it looks like he's about to swallow a basketball with how wide it is at the mere sight of her.Get a life Mokou.
>>45838126
Difference is they live in a dimensional space separate from the earth. They arent shitting up apartments in Berlin and leeching off welfare. Also she has every right to vaunt. Also the earth doesnt belong to us, it belongs to Heca.
>>45838688
>It would explain how Kaguya is a superhuman who can apparently lift a small house, while Eirin can't lift a jar of sake.
ZUN is just a retard who forgets his own lore. This is par for the course.
>>45838968
Damn someone actually read Cage in Lunatic Runagate

>>45838749
Love that movie

>>45839168
>Also she has every right to vaunt
Then she should go back to the Moon if its that good up there. Fucking moon refugees coming here to earth and causing trouble
>They arent shitting up apartments in Berlin and leeching off welfare.
No but they did try to seal the fucking Earth and run a drug cartel alongside an illegal hospital.

>>45839420
She's flexing her racial superiority and magical power. And besides that earth isnt inhabited only humans anyway. The planet isnt some country you can sperg about.
>>45839420
Breaking the law is cool as fuck and fuck the humans for being too weak to stop them and having to rely on Reimu

>>45829399
Kaguya never claimed any of that. She just sent the girls on a test of courage for funsies.
It's the narration of the Extra Stage that brings up the belief that eating mermaid flesh would grant immortality, and it's likewise only the protagonists who talk about how eating an immortal's liver would bestow immortality on the consumer, with all of them having their own ideas about how it works, and neither Mokou, nor the two actual authorities on the subject, Eirin and Kaguya, ever confirm that it's true. It's quite likely that the protagonists simply make assumptions based on other myths about immortality and assume the same applies to the elixir, but as the Hourai Elixir is legendary and obscure even amongst such legends, their judgement is questionable.

On a similar note, when Mokou talks about needing to take three sips from the elixir, there's nothing that really supports it, as there's no instance of someone only taking a partial dose. Mokou was probably just trying to be poetic there about how consuming the elixir eventually only leads to despair.

What would Kaguya's pretty feet taste like if you licked them? Asking for a friend.

>>45840403
Aerozine 50

>>45840403
Feet.

>>45840007
Too many flatties in that pic.

>>45840007
>>45840824
Is there a single person other then Eirin in that forest with proper tits on them?

>>45841116
I can think of at least one woman.

>>45838851
She has such a smoochable face in that pic. Her lips are so cute. Cute feet are out too. When shes done with her psp ill show her my nintendo DS. We can play Ace Attorney or something.

>>45841137
Beastilaity is bad anon

>>45840824
They're the perfect size for me to put my dick in their swimsuits and rub it between the fabric and their nipples.

>>45788862
Why is she so smug? It feels like she's mocking me

>>45791709
>how beautiful a human face can look,
But that's just it anon, she's not human thus isn't limited by our standards

I love my Lunatic Princess.

>>45854714
She's ancient Chinese

>>45853121
She wants you to do something about it.

>>45855711
>Lunatic
She doesn't seem crazy to me

>>45791709
>There are practical limits to how beautiful a human face can look, as it's a finite object. Even with esoteric extension, which in itself must be proper.
>Practical limits
Touhou is a sci-fi fantasy setting.

ENTER MOGUYA

>>45856084
What am I, an outsider with no real power, supposed to do?

Sneak up on the princess!
Hug her around the waist from behind!
Surprise her with the German suplex!
Pin her for an easy 3 count and win the match!

>>45788862
Kaguya may be beautiful but she has a pancake Hank Hill butt and a flat chest.
Feminine but not womanly

>>45866467
>pancake Hank Hill butt and a flat chest
That's just how it seems beneath all those clothes. The holy land lies beneath all that cloth

>>45867062
Comepletely, totally, inescabably false.
Gruyere is flatter than was previously thought possible, flatter then a pancake.
The moonies actually want her back to recalibrate their standard for flatness.

>>45867191
Slap her ass and tease her with how much of a wash board she is and make her self conscious

Must be frustrating that some random hobo is undeniably more sexy.

>>45866467
>>45867191
So you've begrudgingly began to admit that she may be pretty but then you follow it up with an insult that's blatantly wrong. Mokou...PLEASE get a life...if anything you are the one who's flatter than a pancake. Considering your biological age.

>>45867402
Where did you get Internet connection Mokou?

>>45867402
Haha, your father wanted to bang kaguya more than your mom

Well, anons?

>>45874382
And chin chong chan to you.

>>45874382
Bunga bunga.

>>45874406
I love sweaty touhous

>>45878141
Sweaty sweat!

>>45879723
Sweaty sweat!

>>45848557
lunarians dont have nipples
they're too lewd and impure

>>45880088
But then how do you account for them lactating delicious pure milk?

>>45879830
Sweaty but the most important part is: being thicc enough (and not BBW size)

>>45881116
Agreed. She's perfect.

>>45882170
The mommy Guya.

I like long walks on the beach.

>>45886664
lol this dumbass doesn't know how to eat. Look at all that jam on her face and clothing.

>>45865783
Whatever the Hime tells you to.

>>45886812
But anon, doesn't she already have all of Eientei as her subordinates? Why would she need me?

>>45886812

>>45887669
There's a position open for a royal footstool, and that's not something she'd i̵n̵f̵l̵i̵c̵t̵ ̵o̵n̵ grant to one of the inaba.

>>45891592
How is the pay and the working hours? Do I get holidays? Do I also have to work on weekends? I'm guessing I'll have to move into Eientei as well? Since I'm working for the Princess, would heathcare be covert by Eirin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UPhL0r3Xpk

>>45891676
You get the pleasure of having the best feet ever on your body. That's your pay.

>>45895854
Then I have to unfortunately decline. I'll go see if the SDM or the Moriya Shrine have better job offers

>>45895941
You seem to be a little confused. This was not a job "offer".

>>45896052
>This was not a job "offer".
I recently visited the Hakari Shrine to pray for good fortune on my job hunting and I donated a substantial amount to the Shrine Maiden. What I'm trying to say is that I'm not confused and this is definitely a offer that I can and will decline. Unless you want to be on the reciveing end of an ass kicking by the crimson slasher of course.

>>45842134

What's to stop one from raping Kaguya? What would happen if one succeeded in raping her?

>>45896083
Yes, and it's such good fortune, indeed. The miko sure is wise to have recommended you to the princess.

>>45896172
I'm sorry anon, but she can casually lift a house. She also created eientei's eternal hallway and decides who leaves it.

>>45874382
Translation, please?

>>45896228
The artist's name is in the filename, anon. You really should be able to look these things up yourself.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2220405

>>45797688
>a millennia of no sex
try 65 million years of no sex

>>45896207
She didn't recommend shit. I went to Eientei for a regular check up and all of the suddenly I'm asked to do whatever this princess asks of me and become her royal footstool. I wouldn't even get paid for heavens sake. Do these Lunarian folks think I'm some retarded rabbit that would allow myself to become one of their slaves?

>>45896219
Okay what would Kaguya do if one was to walk up to her and pull out his penis and wave it at her?

>>45896565
You probably wouldn't even get close enough to see her but if that were to happen I can see her either being disgusted and shooting at you, calling for Eirin who will torture you or just laughing at you

>>45896758
Imagine her expresstion when my peenis weenis slowly gets hard in front of her face.

>>45896565
I can't be certain of the specifics as to her reaction, but I'm certain nothing good would happen to the flashing pervert.

>>45797688
So Kaguya keeps getting NTR'd?

>>45896052
What makes you think you can force me old hag?

>>45788862
Eternal sex with Kaguya!!!!

>>45896565
She'd smirk at it, then ask what you think you can do to her with it.

>>45899441
What a cuck lol

>>45896565
There's a lot of things this crazy sexy bitch can do depending on her mood. I could see her using her powers like pic related but to make it so the gentleman is conditioned to NOT rape her. He can't even masturbate. He's forced to watch her as she does the sexiest strip tease in the universe as she gets naked an does all sorts of sexy poses, enticing him to take her but he can't. She could go about her whole day like normal except nude and he can't touch his now Dr Manhattan-like blue balls. Or she could let him in her butthole but clench and turn his dick into chunky salsa. Remember how much she can lift/overhead press. The rest of her body would obviously be ludicrously strong.

Sexyhime

I have an announcement to make.

I wish to have sex with Kaguya!!!!!!

Thank you for your time and attention.

>>45791786
I don't get it

>>45930227
Every man who sees her generally does, if you do go to gensokyo stay away from eientei

Are there any instances in canon, or even reasonable instances of fanon describing examples of various uses of her power? Eternal instant is incredibly vague and all know is that she made the hourai elixir and assume she can carry moments she experienced in a weird pseudo parallel time that only she experiences, like a constant memory/reminder so she never forgets certain things.

>>45936901
She uses her powers to make it so that Eientei's halls are infinite so that people can get stuck in it forever. There's also this >>45905643 picrel. Here is the full doujin https://nhentai.net/g/200747/
there was an even better story that wasnt nsfw. it was about her replacing Sakuya as the SDM's maid. Was a lot of fun to read but i cant find it
>Eternal instant is incredibly vague and all know is that she made the hourai elixir and assume she can carry moments she experienced in a weird pseudo parallel time that only she experiences, like a constant memory/reminder so she never forgets certain things.
That would be cool.

>>45942960
You think like... if someone punched the kags she could use her powers to, at the moment of impact hold their mind there in a temporary prison where the attacker is just stuck there thinking? Would kaguya need to be conscious of that eternity as well and its basically a battle of wills on who can handle that isolation better?

I wonder If Kaguya can pull a defenseclike that of Gojo from JJK. Her powers do seem to suggest that she can do it

Kaguya and Mokou if they were real.

>>45920346
Why does she look so depressed?

>>45953391
I'm tired and directionless in 23 years, imagine what millennia would do to you

>>45954118
Why is she look at me like that? This is making me very uncomfortable...

>>45953626
Why did she become immortal again?

>>45961809
so she couldsleep and jill off to yaoi, imperishably

>>45962942
Tfw you take Eirin drugs, magic and surgery and become a 10/10 yaoi looking protagonist so the Hime gets her panties wet!

>>45962942
Kaguya is not a fujoshi, you're confusing her with Patchouli.

This makes me wonder what she actually does all day long. It can't possibly just be her sitting in a room looking pretty.

>>45963594
She spends her days tending to her bonsai, fighting mokou, sneaking off to the village once in a while, playing with the rabbits... Very carefree.

>>45963594
She hangs out with her boyfriend.

>>45963907
Lunarian and Saiyan DNA mixed together would be very strong.

>>45962974
you have to be gay, too, good thing your on gaypee.
>>45963312
Just as every moid is a lolicon given a pron addiction long enough, every neet shoujo is a fujo.

>>45963594
Sit in a room and look pretty

>>45964408
Retarded bitch doesn't look pretty
BUT there are a few who claim to have seen a very beautiful maiden in the bamboo forest. They said she was a thousand times more beautiful than the bitch princess

>>45964468
Don’t you have a Yakitori stand to be tending to, you smelly hobo?

>>45964468
gaspu
Eirin????

>>45964476
what will the lazy black haired neet even cook for her husband? she doesn't know how to cook, aside from vagina boogers that is
>>45964497
doctors don't leave they're posts too often, maybe someone else...

>>45964616
Uncommon, yet not impossible.
I can't think of anyone else who'd be described as posessing such beauty in the bamboo forest though.
Everyone else in there is either Kaguya, a rabbit or some mangy hermit who eats bamboo shoots all day.

>>45964631
Is an old dried up hag considered beautiful by moids? No wonder there were so many of them head over heels for the greesy haired hikki. otoko, I tell you...

>>45964616
>she doesn't know how to cook
She has Servants who do that for her.

As for what she does all day, Kaguya is the boss of Eientei and responsible for its defenses.

What I wanna know about kaguya here, is if she knows who killed her adoptive bamboo parents? Or does she think they died of old age?

>>45965071
I'm wondering that too. Did she even love them? I don't think she would be happy going from a Lunarian Princess to a adoptive daughter of some old earthlings peasants

>>45788862
How much would she seethe knowing I don't give a shit about her but want to fuck her physician/best friend? Reisen is fine too.

>>45965210
Canon Kaguya? She wouldn't care whatsoever and would probably find your attempts at Eirins heart amusing.

>>45965106
I like to think she did, in her story she was sad to go back to the moon, I think that old couple was her first experience of unconditional love.

>>45964476
She doesn't even have a yakitori stand, anon. She just says that to deflect questions about herself. There's no evidence she does anything except hang around the forest, guide villagers who need to go to Eientei, and sit around in her empty house and occasionally starve to death whenever she can't be bothered to feed herself.

GUYA LOVE!!!!!

A worried kaguya is cute too

>>45964616
>she doesn't know how to cook
She was "raised" by a peasant couple, anon. She knows how to cook and perform housework, even if nobody would ever allow the princess to help.

>>45975142
Tfw you're a princess that has everything done for you, but you want to do things together with others because it would be fun. Instead get told that you're a princess and shouldn't be cleaning and cooking with the rabbits
Lonely

>>45975142
I like this aspect of her character. She isnt a high and mighty pretentious bitch even though she has all the right to be one. She grew up as a poorfag when she first came to earth and can actually be a good house wife if she wanted. I'd love to roleplay that with her. Set up a simple little hut in the bamboo forest and live the peasant life with her.
>>45975454
She can do whatever she wants. She fights to the death with her playmate daily which isnt something princesses are ''suppose'' to do.

>>45976138
GUYA STRONK!!!!!!!!

Also yeah the idea of role-playing as peasant with Kaguya is pretty cute and something I definitely wouldn't be against.

You think kaguya spent her time learning how to do different things such as being a ninja or become a boxing champion?

>>45977998
That remains me of this story an anon wrote in one of those yandere 2hu threads:
>Kaguya enters the living room hoping to talk to you when you make your bid for freedom.
>After 100 years of basket weaving you are skilled enough to quickly entrap her in a large woven basket while you escape.
>But with her 200 years of experience in tap dancing she is able to sense the reverberations throughout the basket and pinpoint the weak point in the fibers to strike and destroy the basket.
>It's too late, and with your 300 years of oil painting you used the few seconds she was trapped in the basket to paint every surface in the room to look like other surfaces, rooms, and hallways all with their own painted walls painted with similar paintings in different orders to confuse her sense of direction.
>Unfortunately with her 400 years of blindfolded mountain biking she is able to close her eyes and navigate the room with echolocation by screeching and chases after you.
>Luckily thanks to your 500 years of hedge trimming you are able to create an exact duplicate of yourself in the yard that draws her attention.
>Tragically, her 600 years of baking key lime pies made lime, egg yolks, and sweetened condensed milk, and topped with a meringue topping made from egg whites, or with whipped cream leaves her able to detect that the faint scents of the ingredients of the pie you ate that morning led elsewhere and she determines your correct location.
>Quickly, you use your 700 years of misdirection to trick her into using her 800 years of crime scene reconstruction to piece together a past scene you already played out earlier using your 900 years of improvised acting in anticipation of this very moment, tricking her into observing the past while you hide in the present.
>You have five minutes until she uses her 1000 years of kite flying to manipulate the local atmospheric pressure to create a wind formation that creates a small vacuum pocket in the sky that will collapse and suck you up into the air for easy discovery unless you prepare.
(And before someone replies "Who are you quoting?" I'm quoting the guy who wrote it)

>>45978103
>(And before someone replies "Who are you quoting?" I'm quoting the guy who wrote it)
Never try to placate the qoutniggers.

>>45788862
She's literally me.

Would you trust an intoxicated 'Guya?

The hair job 2hu.

>>45982182
She does have beautiful hair. I like to imagine them being ridiculously long

>>45980034
Keinecucked.

>>45963995
A lot of otaku women are lolicons strangely enough.

>>45980034
>Would you trust an intoxicated 'Guya?
Of course

Also I can see Mokous nip nips!!!!!!!!!

>>45980034
I trust an intoxicated 'Guya to put on a great show!

Because of the elixir, does the guya grow back her hymen after every time she has sex?

>>45990462
It can never break in the first place.

>>45990462
It gets obliterated by a cock and then comes back each time. That's how that loose harlot who fucks everything that moves in the forest gets to pretend she's a virgin every time when she has a multi-million body count. Never trust the princess when she says she's pure, however you can easily trust the other nice hourai immortal in the forest who really has been saving herself for a nice guy who won't fall for the forest slut's lies.

>>45990506
Mokou, how did you manage to get internet?

>>45896565
offer to jerk you off, and then use her ability to eternally trap you in the moment right before orgasm
then she'd call eirin to pump you full of retardation drugs and dump you on the edge of the forest
and then she'd get inaba #1 and inaba #2 (she doesn't know their names) to come and clean her hand up for her

>retard bot thread
Over for 2huniggers

>>45992685
Who are you quoting?

>>45995019
Who are you bitching about?

>>45995657
'GUYa

Marrying Kaguya is a very difficult task but it is the most worthwhile thing you can work towards.

>>45998191
Does this soulless cash grab have art of Mokou in a wedding dress or even better in a grooms outfit

>>45998191
Good luck with that, anon.

>>45998251
>Mokou in a wedding dress
I think so, I only played it for a little bit but I do remember that every character gets a wedding dress sooner or later

>>45998255
Nah, I'd win

>>45996467
Imagine the smell of her ass.

>>45998191
That actually looks great. I'm impressed

>>45998255
Why is there a face in her mouth? That’s like something out of Milky Holmes.

>>45998255
Why is Kaggers so rude?

>>46008663
Cuz you have not done anything cool, either be royalty or an extreme badass. She's also fairly jaded on finding a husband who will love her heart and soul. Maybe.

imagine the smell

>>46010714
Fish from him, an addicted aroma from her.

>>46010714
I don't need to imagine it my ex sat on my face and it was overpowering like hot iron and sharp cheddar.

>>46010714
>Peed yourself
>White
Does she still believe that children come from bamboo trees or something?

>>46010847
I, uh, think your ex needs to visit a sexual health clinic.

>>46012285
Kaguya has Reisen to show her how babies are made, she definitely knows.

>>46010714
>Oh god
I wonder what the original translation was. Something like ''Oh Kami''

>>46013503
Actually made me check.
It should be "oh dear" or "O my goodness!"

>>46013614
Oh my goodness! That does sound better than what we got. Stuff like this really makes me want to learn japanese.

>>46013679
opens a few softwares and apps to cut, recognize, check and translate jp text
You can now learn jp at any time.
But sure, if you have time and dedication go for it. It's never late to learn another language.

>>46013804
Ill look up the apps. Also cute Hime! I dont remember that being a thing. Is it new art or is it AI genned? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnnlPZXnPmA

>>46013912
No, just AI stuff. Nothing special.

Anon 'loves looking at my shit' Janny

>>45998255
Damn bratty hime...

>>46008663
It's funny.

>>45998255
>>46024442
>>46025890
This is why you only turn up to her when you max out your stats and then some. Maybe add some heroic or notable feats as well.

>>46025951
That's true. It's also why I wouldn't go after any 2hu without becoming strong enough to stand on my own. The difference in power, prestige, achievement etc. needs to be relative to eachother otherwise its not going to end well for you

>>46026109
>The difference in power
I don't really mind some of them being stronger than me. It could be some be some DBZ shit where our power is constantly changing relative to each other and we keep pushing each other to get better. I want to have that moment where I get my ass kicked and femdommed and then when im lying in a puddle of my own cum I want to feel that passion for self improvement. Without that you just end up as a bored person on god mode.
>-prestige, achievement etc. needs to be relative to eachother otherwise its not going to end well for you
Depends on the character. Reimu won't care if you're weaker than her because 99 percent of people are weaker than her and she isnt the type to constantly brag about her power and throw her weight around. I think she'd just be happy if she were with a cute boy who could bring in some cash so she can be a stay at home wife.
Ran and Kasen also wouldn't mind, even if you dont have much prestige or achievement. It's might be different with ones like Miko who are high ranking politicians/royalty. But who knows they might even fall for a unremarkable boy. That does happen in history/myth.

>>46025951
>>46026109
Challenge the Guya to a duel!
Get absolutely destroyed!
She was amused and saw something special in you!
Daily hell training with the Guya begins!

>>46026972
Nice!
>>46029312
Look at her hair. She must be related to Yuuma.

Well this has been fun my fellow Kaguya enjoyers. Let's do this again sometimes

Dumb thread, should burn in hell and never appear again.

>>46034839
Keep crying Mokou

>>46034839
Just for that, I'm gonna make another Kaguya thread.

>>46035248
No balls

>>46035248
Where is the new Kaguya thread anon? WHERE IS IT YOU COWARD?!?

>>46036041
I’ll make it after I get done playing Tears of the Kingdom.

last for the true Tsukihime

oyasumi hime-sama

>>46038399
>Tsukihime
You were born on earth Dumpire. Its like some second generation immigrant saying they are the Prince of Arabia