/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to be absorbed temporarily by shog

>>45999901
What are the chotchkeys she has on that mat there?

gonna dramatically betray my dhampir friend and reveal that I was working for her mother all along

Good thing Sahuagin aren't rapists. I feel safe around my Sahu friend.

Final reminder to MCsplinter and GTGuy: please reach out about your prizes. I'd hate for you to miss out.

In preparation for caturday, the kots have launched a pre-emptive invasion

>>45999601
>>45999615
Yetis are unlikely. I’ve seen this many times, a chocolate allergy eliminates another knight. Sad! Better call off the search parties.

>>45999936
>Post Invasion of a Human kingdom by the kot army
>Damage to infrastructure is minimal
>However kots are now laying around in all public and private spaces
>Don't be surpised to find a kot sleepin on your kitchen table after it broke in to raid your canned fishes and chickens.
>No work is getting done since they love laying on laptops and demanding attention.

>>45999936
kots

>>45999925
>“Luka, I am your father!”
Good one! Now she’ll regret giving you that full open mouth kiss! Any minute now the regret will pop up…any minute now…

>>45999977
>wake up in my own bed with a fat ass cat laying on me, literally has her giant jugs smothering me in bed while she snores
How do I escape?

>>46000049
You don't, just accept your new master. That doesn't mean you won't get the chance to bully her after you spoil her rotten.

Protect the cats.

>>46000070
I am NOT a slave to cats...

>>46000084
Something tells me this kot has only a rough grasp of english.

>>46000091
Famous last words before being Tom'd...

>>46000084
I wonder how this cute, harmless, bimbo version of cheshire came about.

How angry would you be if a Wurm kept waking you up in the middle of the night with a surprise fellatio under the excuse that "Wurmy just wanted some cummies"?

>>46000097
Joke's on you, she's only pretending to be retarded.

It's over, the Kots have gotten into the government records and legally changed the name of every single man to "Tom"
Pack it up boys, we got annexed

>>45999901

>>46000181
Good, I like her better when she isn't.

>>46000197
Now this is a robot girl wit the right levels of robot.

It's snowing like crazy again, I don't want to think about how much shoveling I have to do tomorrow.

>>46000152
I would never get mad at Wurms.

I will NOT be TOM'd

>>46000331
>Shortly thereafter

>>46000344
Smug cats are perfect for this position.

>>46000282
The Ice Queen is making you work out to make your body more attractive.

Touch the demon cow. Do it now

>>46000330
Why did the Wurm convert to Lutheranism?
Because she heard Martin Luther was all about a Diet of Wurms!

>>46000432
>doomguy gets amazon pressed

New War of Corruption. Been away for a while, good to be back. What happened to the Mega archive?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/135374890

More coming soon (I hope).

they have mastered the ways of the BLJ
no lock is safe

Another friday alone...

>>46000510
Dead until an alternative host is found. Someone killed it today.

>>46000545
That's okay, I'm in the 100% No glitches category

snake maid detects an anomaly with her heat pits

If a Succubus tries to rape me I will cast the spell Magic Chains and bind her so she cannot move! She won't be able to escape, and I'll get away safely!

>>46000545
Good thing I'm 160000 QPUs away.

>>46000698
How will you manage that when she's got full force seduction magic targeting you? Or kissing you to stop you from voicing the spell, grabbing your hands to keep you from making the needed gestures, etc.

Or alternatively, what sort of succubus is she? Plenty don't try to rape and instead seduce, and others are going to use surprise attacks.

>>46000765
NTA, but I'd just ask for a lady with more legs. At least 4 more legs.

>>46000698
alas, it was only a dream

>>46000790

>>46000765
>keep trying to cast your most powerful spell
>she keeps interrupting with passionate hand-holding kisses
It's unfair.

>>46000826

>Also applicable to incubi in general, but the reason that the husbands of man eaters become able to be clear-minded enough to negotiate being let out of the man eater's trap in the first place is because, when they become incubi, their ability to tolerate pleasure becomes much higher than a normal human. This is similar to how monsters can enjoy pleasures that for a human would be too much to stay conscious for. Some studious monsters even think more clearly and progress in research better when they are immersed in extreme pleasure. The adjustment is more gradual for a incubus, but the man over time becomes able to focus and discuss things to a degree despite the pleasurable effects of the man eater's digestive fluids being just as potent, satisfying and effective on him as ever. The incubus' pleasure = mental focus effect basically becomes able to counter the man eater fluid's loss of focus effect.

So basically if a man eater grabs you then it is likely going to be a while before you can think coherently again, namely however long it takes to become an incubus and adjust to it. I'd speculate you'll be delirious with pleasure and being used as a body pillow for at least a week, maybe more (it's unlikely they can make you an incubus with one session of sex like some succubi, but it probably is faster than for a lot of other monsters since you are in a enclosed space with nothing but her and her mana around you).

>>46000865
i call that the honeymoon

>>46000813
I used to read word up magazine
Demons and impressionable young boys are the best combo.

>>46000839
LEGS

Gonna roll a angel wing feather duster into the maid academy with "for the kikist" written on it

raising kikis NOT to be maids!

>>46001008
CHAOTIC

>>46000839
I can't wait to see her dance

>>46001036
They'll hit their rebellious phase in highschool and become maids anyways. You'll catch them cleaning their rooms or smuggling brooms into the house. And if you discipline them? They'll just lean into it even more.

>>46001036
Tomboy Kiki wants to be a butler.

>>46001059
Oooooooh, I'm into that. Ladies look sexy in suits.

>>46000920
the local succs sure are friendly

>>46001082
I would only fall for a Troll succ

>>45999901

>>46001082
And trustworthy, I'm sure they have no perverted ulterior motives

>>46001092
It's gotten fatter.

>>46001001
>More Legs = More Sales
genius

>>46001137
It's not wrong to become a feeder so you can hug fat dragon tail.

>>46001158
>The Dragon Architect

>>45999901

>>46001187
Nice Dogfish

>>46001187
>smells like fish AND wet dog
Yuck

>>46000102
Jubiub ancestor in the family tree

>finally got off of work
>... the normal path home is closed, shit
>have to walk home through a dark alleyway
>cant be that bad, right? its just one alleyway.
>go through
>suddenly find yourself frozen in place
>a pair of vixen-like eyes light up to the left of you, at eye level.
>"ooh! ooh! this one's perfect"
>hear a smug hag voice from behind you
>"for you? no he isnt, I'LL pamper him properly."
>see a pair of eyes light up to your left, far shorter than you and accompanied by a loli's voice
>"i bet his lap is perfect for sitting on! and he likes to give ear rubs alllll day~"
>another voice from behind you, sounds like a tomboy
>"hah! as if he'd like staying trapped at home with you three. i'll take him on an adventure."
>finally a 5th fox walks out of the alley in front of you, she looks to be about ten feet tall. you can barely make out her features over the darkness
>"now girls, remember now its always been?"
>the four of them grumble
>"we check his mind first, then he's given to the best fitting partner. thats how its been done for all of our sisters."
>5th fox charges up a spell as the others giggle
>... suddenly she frowns
>"oh thats just annoying. his mental defenses are too strong. i cant get a good read."
>the tomboy asks "but can we capture him now?"
>"no, thats not how we do things?"
>the loli asks "can we read him in his sleep?"
>"no, we work on an honor system"
>the four recede back into the shadows
>"just know this human: we will get you eventually, our marker is already on you."
>she smiles and vanishes into smoke...

>>46001082

>Kejourou kabedons you
>By which, I mean you're in a corner, she's directly in front of you and she's using her hair to form two walls to her right and left.

>>46001328
if you get in a corner maybe claustrophite can't snatch you

I will not lose to foxes. I could never lose to foxes. I've tried to train my mind by engrossing myself in many things fluffy, just so I could be safe from getting foxed. I don't like eating tofu. Hags, lolis, and everything in between have no shot of ensnaring me in their embrace. I will never learn about the culture or language of Zipangu. And they can never change my mind.

>>46000865
>Turn into incubus
>Sex with your wife goes from being in a state of perpetual ahegao to you being able to counterattack her and pollinate her ferociously
Nice I guess?

>>46001335
>She jumps out of the flytrap jaws, leglocks you, and pulls you back in.

>>46001403
>they never realize it until it is too late

>>46001275
>Succubi with ample breasts also having short tomboy hair

Okay now that is just cheating! Nerf and rebalance please!!!

If you don't like mgs then there's something wrong with you

>kiss demon on cheek
>she mindbreak ahegaos and faints
>leave puddle on the ground
Uhhh...

Being a teacher in MGC is tough.

>>46001478
The womb tattoo is the nerf, you just need to read to read a 100 page guide on some obscure wiki to effectively counter it without getting married. Skill issue as the kids say.

>megaarchive purged the monster girl folders
GODDAMNIT

>>46001732
I think this succ is dumb, she put the womb tattoo in the wrong spot

I need me a pudgy monster wife.
Mostly as I get cold in my sleep even with PJs and socks on.
Turns out dropping 30lbs has that effect.

>>46001738
Really? do we have backups?

>>46001798
She'll hook you up with a great item, free Yeti optional.

>>46001840
I'll take it.
Sleeping cold sucks and I need a girl to snuggle under the blankets.

>>46001891
maybe anon did fix her

>In places where man eaters grow in large numbers, one can imagine all the vaporized digestive fluids create a incredible atmosphere full of steam.

>When a man is closed up in the giant leaves, the leaves make chewing motions along with the passionate motions of the couple inside, making it look from the outside like he is being eaten.

See, people coming upon scenes like this are among the things that can lead to wild stories and misunderstandings.

"It was horrific, I could barely think straight enough to run away when I saw it. And the sounds, the squelching sounds, the moans of the dying men..."

>>46001931
What if we had a hybrid of Claustrophyte and Sandworm

>>46001611

>>46001967
Having some trouble imagining it.

Big horns love

>>46001798
Soft and cuddly wife
Very squishy

>>46002041
Excellent for helping you destress after a long day at work.
10/10 snuggles, species agnostic too

How would you respond if an awkward monster girl attempted to flirt with you by offering you an "anal blowjob", and when you ask what that is, she hikes her skirt up to reveal lipstick on her asshole?

>>46002133
probably leave silently

>>46002133
I've heard of ass kissing but this is ridiculous

Need flat-chested vampire to tease with her dhampir sister

>>46002157
I'm pretty sure this isn't ceremonial dragon attire, I think she's just trying to seduce me.

>>46002194
Clearly it’s for the ceremony of seduction and mating, you have a lot to learn about dragon culture but I’m sure she’s willing to teach you.

>>46002208
>"Do not worry Anon, I shall show you our ways, alone.... in my room."
>She simply picks up Anon, and carries him off.
He learned many things that day, including just how large those flame sacks were.

>>46002194
Whatever gave you that idea?

>>46002228
Just hints.
Feelings
The way she isn't wearing panties.

>That's what you get for stealing my cheese

>>46002259
>The way she isn't wearing panties
but thats all monster dresses

>>46002262
>He was not, in fact, cheesed to meet her.

>miss succubus tries to seduce me but I quickly remind her that she can't, by monster law, violate the sanctity of my blanket, which I am hiding under
>she has no choice but to give up, as she is not allowed to get under the blanket with me either, since it is the law
>the law that I definitely did not make up to trip her with since she's a gullible airhead

Guess what they have in common.

>>46002304
shitposting?

>>46002304
They're all off topic garbage that belongs on /a/ and you are a brown poor argentine who lives in a favela shack that likes to fantasize about the British pounding your bussy?

>>46002299
>The next night

>>46002314
Same English VA.

>>46002299
>pretends to give up and waits outside your room
>you have to come out sometime

>>46000839
Floof spiders are cute!

>>46001270
>Didn't even occur to them to ask
Dumb vixens.

>>46001741
Not really, I'll be doing my best to impregnate her tits.

>>46002354
This is why my pillow fort is well stocked with snacks and Mt. Dew.

I'll wear a shirt that says "Number 1# Chastity Lover" and a hat that says "Premartial Sex is EVIL", that ought to keep the vast majority of these filthy, depraved, sexually immoral, lust loving Monster concubines away from me. They'll be scared by the sheer amount of purity and sexual morality that I give off like an intense aura that banishes all naughty and lewd thoughts.

>>46002415
Just begging for an evil monster.

>>46002415
A very excited and happy Unicorn is currently moving at a brisk pace toward your location.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Gyaru dragons.
That is all

>>46000344
i dont like the sound of the word tom, but i do like asses

>>46002515
Tom is my middle name! Well, Thomas. Named after my dad, also a Thomas.

>Kots cannot Tom what has ALWAYS been Tommed.
>Ojousama laughing intensifies.
>From me!
>That'll spook 'em.

ear cleaning time

Buenos días Mandy
>Slaps salamander's ass with breeding intent.

>>46002562
big flayer big trust

>>46002562
Why isn't she doing it with her tentacles?

>>46002582
needs a little prep for hygienic purposes

>>46002586
Water would be more effective at flushing it then. She could enchant a tiny droplet of water and then clean his ears like that. Better than a pointy piece of wood.

>>46002562
>anon: this sure is comfy
>flayer: m-maybe i'll just flay a little bit...

>>46002604
It's traditional Japanese something-or-other.
Although, I guess tentacles are a pretty traditional Japanese thing, too.

>>46001979
>Shog feesh
So... sheesh?

>>46002299
>Miss Succubus asks me if she can come in through the window.
>she can't even seduce me becuase of how cold it is, making her tremble and shiver
>Tell her to just open the window with telekinesis.
>Once she's inside, i lift my blanket inviting her in
>The sight of the invitation, the steam and heat coming from the blanket and the implication of cuddles all hit her at the same time
>She gets overexited and falls unconcious
>wakes up all cozy inside the blanket.
Forget about Succubi seducing you, seducing succubi yourself is pretty easy.

It's koturday

Demons are EVIL!

>>46002711
>Demons are EVIL!
And that's a good thing. The evil makes them more attractive and EVIL makes them more fertile.

>>46000097
She's just like me

>>46002711
And evil is SEXY. That means demons are SEXY, but we already knew that.

>>46002727
>>46002751
No, they are BAD. They are very, very bad things. You have to stay way from Demons. They like to live in evil looking places surrounded by lava and they love fire and demonic chanting in hushed tones starts up every time one comes near. They can't be trusted, they will TAKE YOUR SOUL. You have to avoid the Demons!

>>46002711
Yeah, that's why I hate them, I will stay far away from those bluggers

>>46002764
>They like to live in evil looking places surrounded by lava and they love fire and demonic chanting in hushed tones starts up every time one comes near.
That just sounds like demons are dorks
And she can't take my soul if she already stole my heart

>>46002727
I like ot pretend that I have any semblance of willpower, but to be honest I'd crumble the moment big titty demon hugs me and tells me she loves me. I can't deny that the way they look makes any lovey-dovey actions feel even more sweet.
Also their eyes are very pretty.

>>45999929
Maybe put a comment on AO3, they might notice there.

>>46001092
I always liked how Grealia has a workable blouse design that she could actually put on around her wings then cross over and button up.
>yes, its a tism of mine

>Cuddling with your dormouse in bed

>mega is gone
This means we have a rat and it is likely the next archive is gonna get nuked too. I'd recommend moving to exhentai for image hosting. It'll be a little annoying, but if you want to keep an archive that's not going to get nuked for loli there's no other option.

>>46002887
>exhentai
Just post lots of pix of nsfw RenXiongmaos

>>46002919
But I want to post pictures of rats.

>>46002919
That panda doesn't look sad...

I sleep alone. I blame this on no purple kots teleporting into my home for cuddles.

Snuggling with cute sleep mice

>>46000865
aww. I don't get to be a fuzzy-brained nectar-drunk plant daki forever?

I have not visited in a while.

Can anyone remember/link such greentext:
Anon enrolls in a college, and a centaurgirl asks him out, Anon declines her, she asks why, he says it's because she doesn't have human legs. This conversation is had in a corridor with lots of other students nearby, everyone gasps. Anon is admonished for his unapologetic racism by most (although he didn't think of it that way), but a Dullahan later approaches him and invites him to some mysterious meeting. He goes there, it's a bit creepy, no other boys are at the meeting, turns out it's a meeting for a supremacist group for fully humanoid monstergirls (only maybe half of MGE races have normal human legs).
?

>>46002415
You're looking awfully corruptible there, demonbait anon. You might as be walking around with a high collar and a white robe.

Other scientists waste their time on unimportant things like inventing renewable energy and space travel. Blergh! I devote my time as a mad scientist to only truly important things here in my lab! Like trying to turn this random cake I have here into a monster girl by blasting it with mana until something happens! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Moon rabbits?

>>46003376
Imagine dying because of some retarded bunnies on the moon getting too friendly and puncturing your space suit.

gonna turn the tv off then facefuck her while she's stuck

>>46003390
On second thought, if they can breathe, why not me?

>>46002727
Instructions unclear marrying demon.

>>46003393
>There's a wight-lim out there saving alternate reality spooky girls from their storylines by just giving them megamilf bodies and siccing them on the first single male fortunate enough to stumble by
>Cursed tapes? Seven days? More like sex tapes and 0 days, how does any ghost rumour even get around? Just a happily married man and his tv wife.

That said, while playing tv portals with sadako and railing her fat ass caught in a crt while making out with her upper body sticking out of a widescreen is hot, no one has played with the concept of VR headset sadako yet, at least not to my knowledge.

>>46003532
Anon, you were supposed to slay evil women, not lay them.

>>46003393
Joke's on you, she's into that shit.

>Lilim-chan loves Anon
>Anon is a grade A retard
>Kicked out- I mean sent off as a hero from his village to go defeat the Demon Lord
>Lilim-chan watches him on her orb to make sure he’s safe
>He isn’t
>He’s always doing something stupid like:
>Jumping off a mountain thinking there’s no fall damage
>Trying to catch a rolling boulder
>Riding the river all the way to the waterfall
>Jumping into a whirlpool
>Not putting out his campfire before leaving
>Giving his card info to jinko scammers
>Wearing white after labor day
>Has to save him each time but in a way that it doesn’t seem like she’s involved

>>46003553
Unrealistic, a Lilim would go for a grade S retard.

fat elf

>>46003376
Moongirl mamono when?
>always suspicious of Hellhounds

>>46003589
-s are unattractive

>>46003924
to low test circumsized manlets.

I need those portals to open more every day

Get chomped faggot.

>>46003993
I'm gonna ask the biggest Lizard girl delinquent to protect me from the other bullies.

>>46004022
She's gonna need compensation for that.

>>46003991
You need to sacrifice more of your mana on the altar of Lilith

>>46001595
Who's the girl at the back with the pink hair?

>>46002304
Sometimes I forget goblin slayer even had an elf in it. Even her tag is just high elf archer.

>>46003993
I'm gonna stick my thumb in 'er butthole

The "Succubus Sex Club" is not a legitimate school club and I, as the student council president, will tell them they are being disbanded right now!

>>46003993
Reminder that crocodiles have very strong muscles for closing their jaws but very weak muscles for opening them. If you hold her mouth closed then there's nothing she can do about it.

>>46004229
Those aren't teeth I'd associate with maledom facefucking but I'll take it.

>>46004260
Sharp Teeth = Sexy Teeth
That's just tooth science, Anon. I sure hope you're not a dentist.

>>46004142
>wrestle croocodile into submission
>jam thumb into butthole
>”Uhhhhhhhho! T-take r-responsibility.”
Why are lizards like this?”

>>46004595
Bad cats get cumballs thrown at them

>>46004226
They’re too heavily funded by the Board of Education, due to their high achievements in the inter-cural Intercrual Competition. Not even the glint from your glasses can dissuade them!

>>46004038
I got three dollars and a McWurm gift card.

>>46004458
>gloryhole, but it's just sharp teeth girls
Would you?

>>46004717
Well, no, but that's because I would be too shy to use a gloryhole at all.
>Kiss a sharp teeth girl? YES
>Let a sharp teeth girl leave love bites on me? YES
>Late at night, under the covers and with the lights out, have mouth love with QT sharp teeth girl wife? YES.
>Hold hands with a sharp teeth girl? LEWD. But YES.

>>46003955
Undead need to stop going bottomless. It's indecent exposure. That's it. I'm going from graveyard to graveyard putting pants on all the shameless zombies.

>>46004717
If it's your only chance to get your dick wet it might seem like a better offer.

>>46004753
Degenerate.

>>46004717
Only if I also get to make out with another shark tooth girl while the first sucks me off.

mgs or this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLDPzQ42kws

>>46004954
>have a visual memory -based system of for organizing your property
>women always trying "tidy up" by messing with your system and putting your stuff somewhere other than where you saw it last
Dagnabbit Mausie

>succuvirus on my PC
>tries seducing me with the old "screen cleaner" routine, complete with a skimpier than usual bikini and cleaning supplies she took from my antivirus/PC cleaner kiki.exe
>gets frustrated because my screen is actually dirty and she can't get it cleaned from the inside
>not even kiki.exe can help her, they're both stuck inside the computer screen and can't reach the outside layer.
>succuvirus gives up and willingly climbs into the garbage bin, sobbing quietly
>kiki.exe is giving me a scary look
i've won, but I don't feel like a winner? what is this feeling? should I have helped or something?

>>46003164
I'm sure it becomes a optional state. An incubus can enter that state if they want, but they aren't stuck in it. And if not, there's always that incense that lets you and her return to the state you were in during your first time together.

>This censer has the power to temporarily return mamono couples to the "past". In other words, it will temporarily return their memories and mental state to before the two were linked or before they met. However, the body, instinct, mana and soul that dwells within each other firmly remembers its partner. In addition, they have already been completely dyed by the pleasure given by their companion. The body that connected countless times and had intercourse, even without memories, just from perceiving the existence of their partner, will recall that pleasure, and begin to demand the heat of the other's body. The olfactory sense remembers that the scent they always smell in the bed is the only one of the opposite sex that brings arousal, and the penis and womb show a frank response to the presence of the male or female they should pair up with. In other words, this censer is used to recreate the nostalgia of "the moment when two people meet and connect for the first time", that is, "the start of romance", and enjoy "the bittersweet relationship and atmosphere of just before becoming connected".

>>46004935
They have gloryholes with two mouths at crotch and mouth level respectively. You pay double however, and will have to take both home wether or not you use the upper mouth.

bitches cant rape you if you're asexual

I need you to sign a few papers

>>46005202
Based pancake appreciator

>>46005202
Monstergirls have more ways to convince you to marry them than just rape/sex.

>>46005244
like what
food?
funky dance number?
a coupon for IKEA?

>>46005255
>IKEA
Get you a girl that can put together furniture without swearing

>>46005255
Definitely the musical number, which is again another reason to marry an evil girl since the villains always get the best songs
HELLFIRE
DARK FIRE
NOW ANON IT'S YOUR TURN

>>46005270
>The "let me fuck this girl or let me set her on fire" prayer
Frollo was built different

the biggest twist in monster girl story books
>"and then they DIDN'T fuck!"

>>46005286
>no evil lioness to sing me a lullaby

>>46005255
Whatever your heart most craves and desires anon. If it's an unlimited supply of vitamin gummies, there will be a Danuki at your door with a bargain you can't refuse.

>>46005303
They remained good friends for the rest of their lives.

>>46005223
I'm not asexual, but if a mamono made me choose between pancakes and sex, I dunno, I might pick pancakes.

>go to izakaya late at night ran by friendly hebi and have lots of drinks and karaage and sashimi and rice
>she tells me its all on the house for a "handsome man" like me when I try to pay
God I love being a human. We're literally on top, every Monster bows to us just like that easily, we don't even have to d

>>46005303
pretty sure monsters are smart enough to understand platonic relationships

>>46005270
The thought of being courted by a demon or a vampire via an epic song makes me feel things.

>>46005202
Asexuals dont exist, just like half you jummbled letter people.

>>46005328
>Anon picks either
>He gets the other one included.
>the choice is just sex during pankake time, or pankakes during sexy time.
See, this is how they trick you.

>>46005364
This would honestly infuriate me.

>>46005351
They do exist.

>>46004765
The only time undead should wear panties is when it's a fat-bottomed loli Wight or Vampire wearing really sexy ones with a really short skirt. Ochimushas can just wear those zipanguese talismans on their pussies.

Logically speaking, disregarding the core concept of MGE, is there any real reason that monster girls would actually find human men so endearing for?

>>46005351
>I am not a monster girl
>i am a monster being

>>46005217
Given this is 4chan, I wonder how the quid pro quo works when Anon crams a terrible or insane clause into the contract.
>A: My daily tile masturbation is non-negotiable, what do you want in exchange?
>M: Can they be tiles depicting my likeness?
>A; No! We’ve been over this, they have to have Wonderbread stencils!
>M: Expecting me to be satisfied with the residue is—
>A; No, you can’t have it! They have to be burned to symbolize the destruction of the environment.
>M: Fine. There are other things we can do after your…tile hobby. I can even watch, it’ll be a bonding experience~
>A: Only if you wear the wig.
>M: …
>M: I can wear the wig if you insis—
>A: You have yell “Damn you, Captain Planet!” after I orgasm too.
>M: …

>>46005393
For many, weakness turns them on and appeals to their protective instincts.

Many fed on men's mana since the previous era, it just tastes even better now.

Some also are attracted to smart people, hard working people, lazy people, etc.

Though I'd need more detail to what you are asking to answer further.

>>46005217
Based astaroth enjoyer

>>46005414
Wow. Keep going. I assume it's a Dr. Blight wig?

>>46005202
>asexual
There are girls specialized in curing mental illness, but I think a simple cheshy would be enough to fuck the cringe out of you.

>>46005455
That’s enough to get the gist and prompt thoughts on the subject. Presumably it’s that wig, I shudder to think otherwise. Don’t recall much about the Wonderbread guy, but 4chan is the nutter capital of the Internet — nothing is implausible here. I can’t help but wonder how that would be dealt with, especially with contracts.

>>46000282
>>46000387
Cardio Queen who wakes you up at 5:00am to go on a 5K run in the snow, but she's still kuudere about it

>>46005503
Wonderbread guy allways had two commisons
>women buying wonderbread
>women cutting down forests with wonderbread branded chainsaws
he popped up recently to call the hazbin hotel commsion guy weird
if the wonderbread guy calls you weird, you're fucking weird

>>46005526
Ain't nothing weird about angel girls.

>>46005526
To be fair, none of the WB guy's comms costed 50K

>>46005526
I’m glad all the anons on my Lapp monster girl woodcarving forum are totally normal!

>>46005544
>monsterboy
Fuck off retard

Cafe date with petite mofu

>>46005544
>sharing haloes
L-lewd.

>>46005604
IS THAT A death shirt?

>>46005604
That's a man chest...

>>46005604
NIPPLE

>>46005526
>tfw she has to find a masochistic dryad who does weekends to keep her relationship stable
Monstergirl suffering, oddly refreshing and with half the calories! It’s like we were designed to make them suffer.

>>46002887
It was me Barry.

>>46005604
>Death
Ewww. Not really, they’re fine.

Fuck off, faggot.

deer thred,
plz gib big titty femdom monster wife
kthxbai

>>46005822
Ufufu

>>46005822
Give SOJ

>>46004954

>>46005861
>Nazrin, have you seen my clothespins?
>Nai desu

>>46005393
They’re descended at least in part from Lilith, the first woman. Anons always talk about how they want to get with milves but they never nut up when it comes to the original.

>>46005393
There are no monster boys? Or are you disregarding that too?

DON'T DEAD
CUM INSIDE

Elves need vitamin D like men need vitamin E

>>46005990
>Don't lose your head over this *wink*

>>46005978
>the autist in the wild unable to comprehend the concept of deviation from a set of rules

>>46006025
Nigger, the core of MGE is monstergirls loving human men, not the absence of monsterboys, the absence of monsterboys just facilitates the core. Not my fault your pea brain wasn't specific enough.

>>46006024
I forgot this elf existed. Good times, very cute. Never really took off though.

>>46006048
I remember more those CG in which she is a boy

>>46006043
This is a 4chan thread.

>>46006025
>durr hurr what if MGE but not MGE
retard

Angels are so nice.

>>46006060
That is more or less what he said. Yes.

>>46005393
Some humans can get really strong. Others would be really weak. Both are good. Aside from that mostly ease of access.

>>46006086
i wish ms cupid would dismantle me and encourage(force) me on the path to love

>>46005987
Sexo with this nun

>>46006119
Why do you never seem to post sexy art of her?

>>46006086
>don't care, didn't ask + I love you

>>46002133
chuckle a little bit and say, lets start with a date in the nearby cafe

>>46006211

>fotm meme elf
>chink gachashit
Imagine wasting your time spamming like this every day for over a year.

>>46006211
quality was never a consideration in the process

>>46006244
I wonder what the jannies did to spook him. or is spamming gachashit his idea of annoying the thread?

>>46006025
Arachne in Monster Girl Doctor have a preferential fetish for human men because, compared to male monsters, "human men are small and easy to catch, and they are timid and submissive" and they can work them hard (sexually) their whole lives.

>>46006230
Must be what she says to Anon when he goes on about edgy shit.

>>46006264
>the centaur picks up the man for his stamina

>>46006262
there's probably 2. i doubt we've rid ourselves of the akagi autist but maybe he's branched out into other material. i don't strictly read his actions as malice but i'm damn tired of it.
then there's that other guy. he's not very creative and the only tool he has left to lash out is spamming pictures he thinks the thread won't like while trying to hold back the tears

>>46006262
It's not just "him", there's at least one more obsessed gachaspammer and mick only latches on because he thinks he will le own the gatekeepers this way.

>>46006262
He's said multiple times he's spamming because he hates MGE and is trying to drown the thread out with random garbage. Naturally, the jannies have done nothing about it even when he directly states he's being an autistic nuisance on purpose.

>>46006308
how much for 1 mofu?

>>46006362
Not much, just your soul.

>>46005553
>paying 50k for a demon girl royalty to chase you.

>>46006371
i wasn't using it anyway

Vaca

>>46006383
You can't fool me. Those are fake horns!

>>46006374
if they're royalty they should be paying me

>>46006086
Cute!

>>46006086
God I want a pair of chocolate tits to just bury my face into.

>>46006399
they won't, because they are royalty free

>>46005393
Same set of reasons anyone could like anyone else. That would only explain things on an individual basis, not across the entire gamut of monstergirls. Some form of co-evolution or symbiosis would be a plausible explanation. Occam’s razor would favor human breeding/creation of monsters as some form of pro-human servitor. Making it occur in some advanced Golden Age antiquity, and having it currently forgotten in the descent to primitivism gets you an MGE-like. Just gloss over all the magic as sufficiently advanced technology, and it would be an odd strain of xenophobic fetish sci-fi. Not an unknown phenomena (cough those cringe Kzinti books cough).

>>46006441
A race that evolved to the point that they're almost reliant on human males to shore up their reproductive numbers is common enough in the alien mangas I see. I prefer the idea of humans old servitor sex bot creations being something we stumble upon and unleash onto the world after a collapse more though.

>>46006441
*xenophilic
>>46006465
I don’t think either strongly contradicts any MGE themes. So a preference for a ‘shock and awe’ arrival of MGs? If you like an ignorant humanity on introduction, superstition, misinformation, and communication/travel gaps presumably work. Those are KC’s attempts to keep most humans deeply surprised by monsters. Imho, partial and imperfect familiarity could be just as amusing.

>>46005393
angels are overly fond of their humans
there's a spiritual connection there, or something

>>46006607
I'd like a loli fox maid...

>>46006620
…so you can get her addicted to cheese and tail fluffing?

>>46006658
She's probably lactose intolerant, Anon. Do you want that? A loli fox just splattering the toilet with her liquid shit every time she eats?

>>46006674
>letting your servant eat the same food as you
Is this even maledom? Anyway it's her fox milk cheese.

>>46006681
shame about the sclera

>>46006685
>>46006658
Oh shit I read that wrong.
Anyway fox breast milk cheese. Think about it.

>>46006737
It's not that tasty, but grandma's easy to please.

>>46006068
I prefer Valkyries
so I can eventually get gud at using blades

>>46006674
>do you want foxes to behave like they normally do
No, no I do not.

>>46006297
It’s amazing being ignored by some Japanese dude will do to a person when you ask for free shit.

>>46006881
ask would be far too polite of a term to describe that

>>46006881
It’s sad autism, but not the amusing variety. I tune him out. Cus are canon, but…I was ignoring them anyway.

Really big overly excited wan who needs your smell to calm down

Y'know I've been thinking about some of the downsides of monster waifus, for example the most recent plant girls
You're gonna be naked all the time, and you'll probably be stuck in one place with her. Personally that's a pretty nice end for me I like the idea of chilling with my plant wife in a forest village with bug/plants and their hubbies but still

>>46006965
Clearly not. Tell us your favorite then.

>>46007045
There's a fair bit more to them than that, revealed in trivia that KC has shared with redux and others who have texted with him.

>While they will let their husband out if he asks, they will be compelled to put him back in as soon as possible or cling to him with their arms. So effective methods for a man eater husband to spend time outside the trap are mainly two things:
1. Master doppelganger medicine so that one clone stays inside the trap while the other moves about. Effectively the man is in two places at once, and perceives it this way, so it takes training/practice to handle it mentally.
2. Having the man eater use anthropomorphosis. She can be satisfied for a time simply walking around holding onto his hand or arm, and this is actually a common sight with man eater couples. Of course, such contact is arousing too, and too much arousal will undo the transformation, so the couple will have to take regular breaks in alleyways and rest stops to release pent up desire.

>Husbands of man eaters can keep their clothing and accessories intact by the use of enchantment magic to make them invulnerable to the man eater's fluids. They can also weave clothes using fibers from the vines and leaves of the man eater herself, as these parts are innately immune to her fluids (they will grow back so like with mandragora it is no problem to cut them a little).

>These clothes, however, are for the husband. Man eaters themselves prefer to expose as much bare skin as possible, and thus usually wear no clothing at all, in order to keep their bodies as close to their prey as possible. Their leaves and trap mean they have little use for extra protection from the elements. That said this does not mean they do not like to "dress up" and look good for their husband. The profile claustrophyte carefully styles her hair for this purpose, while the profile saccophyte decorates her hair and large head leaf with flowers she gets to accentuate her beauty.

>>46007059
Nobody really asked though?

>>46007059
Oh, and the reference to alleyways and rest stops is due to the following info:

>Man eaters generally prefer to live in forests, but there are some individuals who have adapted to living in cities.

>>46007066
It's relevant to the topic the anon brought up, so why would asking even be needed?

>>46007072
Because it's just more pointless removing of all edge and interesting features.

>>46007072
Why are you even responding to the irish schizo?

>>46007084
Fuck off. This autist just killed all interesting discussion by barging in with the usually "well akshually" explanation that everything is actually perfect and bad parts don't exist. You don't have to be irish to not want to deal with that.

>>46007059
Oh shit nice, I forgot he's gone pretty hard on the wish fulfillment aspects of it.
I think I'd be content for a long time just snuggling inside my wife y'know?
>>46007066
Shut up, It's directly relevant to the question I asked. Not to mention the world doesn't revolve around you

>>46007045
I like werecat, nekomata, bunyip, chesh and kiki. I don't see a'y downside expect for fur going everywhere but I'm sure that with time a cleaning process will appear or magic can already solve it with one spell

I really would love to spam some zoomer vampires with shitty vampire Wojacks until they rape me for my sins

>>46007094
No, you fuck off and take your edgy shit somewhere else if you don't like perfect waifu utopia.

>>46007066
>>46007094
Nobody has asked nor cares for your opinion.

>>46007042
Stuck in mutual needy cuddling, her smelling your hair and your head buried in her chest fluff, both huffing down the scent like their life depends on it

No monster can beat the taste of Zombie milk cheese, Zombie milk butter or Zombie milk yogurt

>>46007105
That man appears to be in a very safe and cozy place now

>>46007104
>with time a cleaning process will appear or magic can already solve it with one spell
MAMONO MANA already passively prevents them from even getting unpleasantly dirty, shedding fur shouldn't be a problem. Of course, I'd still help groom a fluffy wife regardless.

>>46007116
Undead cows must be very important.

>>46007097
>I think I'd be content for a long time just snuggling inside my wife y'know?

You'll definitely get that, given you won't even be able to think clearly with her until after you become an incubus.

>>46007105
Regardless of anything else involved in it, the whole "mantle is an energy-sucking organ" idea was a pretty erotic thing in MGQ.

>>46007094
>that everything is actually perfect and bad parts don't exist.

I don't see how these extra details equal "actually perfect and bad parts don't exist." It's more just extra options. You want to not be naked all the time? You have options, but you'll have to work for it. I mean the average guy isn't going to know how to make clothing from plant fibers, nor how to enchant clothes. So prepare to have to learn or figure out how to afford such services from merchants.

What does this gesture mean?

>>46007211
An "X" normally means no, but I am getting conflicting signals here.

>>46007211
I wonder how tightly wedged that card is.

So I watched Predator 2 last night and I kind of want to be hunted by a high-tech Amazon in the heat of the big city

>>46007045
That's the problem with loads of monster girls, isn't it?
>wolf pack turns you into a breeding stud
>lolis are flat
>mermaids mean you're stuck in water forever
>succubi are boring
It's really pick your poison. Although personally the tendency of plants to turn you into a stationary seedbed sucks pretty hard.

>>46007139
Grooming a purring cat is already a nice experience.

Should witches have big tits or big asses?

>>46007285
Lie and slander on all points (save for the wolf pack thing), at least for MGE versions.

>>46007293
Asses cushion the broom and boobs are not aerodynamic so the answer is clear, isn't it?

>>46007293
The presented bodytype is perfect for witces, or really, monstergirls in general.

>>46007311
Me with the Flow Kelp

>>46007311
Well, lolis are usually flat too. Usually.

>>46007315
>the answer is clear, isn't it?
More hat? Thy double as parachutes in an emergency.

>>46007285
>>lolis are flat
>>mermaids mean you're stuck in water forever
>>succubi are boring
None of those are true. Oppai loli is a thing, you can live near a body of water, not necessarily in it, and succubi are as interesting as your imagination can make them.

>>46007293
>Witches
Traditional loli body
>young Dark Mages
Flat chest, big ass

>>46007322
How usually though?

>>46007311
>>46007321
The two other tankards are all for her.