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Knowell would've been cooler.

Patchouli will never be your waifu because shes a fucking hikikomori

>>4599845

fufufu

You have no idea...

Just call yourself knowledge you faggot, or patchouli

>>4599864
I would call my daughter Pacthouli, but then i'm never having a daughter so fuck this shit.

>>4599890

heh, it crossed my mind, but I'll never have children, so my cats will have to do.

>>4599828

>>4599890
You'll get labelled as a hippie, giving your daughter a herb's name.

>>4599963
WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>4599969

What, you didn't know Patchouli was a type of mint?

>>4599969
Wait. Don't tell me you didn't knew patchouli is an aromatic herb. I knew it even before knowing about Touhou. Google it up.

>On the Deed Poll I am giving my reason as being related to a family dispute and similar stuff.

..why?

>>4599996

You have to give some kind of reason, and I'd feel kind of dumb writing "just 'cause" or something.

Although I'd feel worse giving the real reason.

>>4600014

No you don't. You just have to write, sign and guarantee a declaration that you are changing your name. It's not like there's some authority that governs it, the only law governing it is if you use multiple names to commit fraud.

Reason: I am a hopeless Otaku with an uncanny dedication to my cartoon waifu who was a level 4 boss in a shooting game. I fell in love with her and I now want to change my name to something that vaguely resembles "Knowledge" because I'm too afraid to actually use "Knowledge" or let anyone know that this whole clusterfuck has been brought about by me being a worthless NEET trying to gain the approval of a magical librarian who does not exist.

>>4600022

I see... I got told otherwise. Well, that's good. Thank you Anon

>>4600044

haha, I like it!

>>4599984
>>4599986
my knowledge (oh fucking you) of herbs is shit, so I didn't know.

>>4599828
Well enjoy being asked if you're British.

Yeah you should be Knowell Patchouli

>>4600345

Well, I am open to any alternative suggestions of course.

I just want a permanent showing of my attachment. A tattoo is too easy.

Knowles is my mother's maiden name.

First thing that comes to mind when you say "Knowles" is that shitty popstar. Bad idea.

>>4600359
If thats the first thing that comes to your mind that you have not spent enough time with touhou stuff. I'm so brain washed that my association with apple is wolf or horo.

Wow, OP. You're fucking gone.

>>4600351

-find the desperate chubby girl who hangs out at your local gamestop (there has to be one)
-convince her to dye her hair purple and dress in pink PJ's (play to her need for acceptance)
-tell her that you'll marry her, but she has to change her name to "Patchouli Knowledge"
-cry yourself to sleep in your beautiful illusion

>>4600369
No, I just have enough storage space to store two separate entries for Knowles and Knowledge.

Out of curiosity have you played Sister Magic?

>>4600402

I haven't. Will look into it.

>>4600393

3D can't beat Patchy. Illusion is illusion.

1. Change your surname to Knowledge
2. Become a librarian
3. Study occult, even if you don't take it seriously
4. Grow a beard
5. Wear some purple at all times

Anything less would be slacking off.

This thread reminds me of the faggot on youtube who went on about turning into Patchouli.

You fags are just like him, just a bit more elitist.

>>4600452

Noted.

I wish I had fallen in love with a character with a real name or at least a realistic one. Then at least all I'd risk is looking like an extreme weeaboo...

oh, matters of the heart~

>>4600452

Noted.

I wish I had fallen in love with a character with a real name or at least a realistic one. Then at least all I'd risk is looking like an extreme weeaboo...

oh, matters of the heart~

>>4600470

hm? Link?

>>4600470
>turning into Patchouli
Well, fuck you, I'm a dragon!

>>4600680
But Tenshi is a celestial.

>>4599890
>>4599984
Hey, you know what else belongs to the same family as Patchouli?

>>4600744
Rosemary?

>>4600680
Please memorize the names for each character before you try your hand at posting again.

>>4600754
Also catnip.

>>4600713
You're a country.

>>4600801

And you're a bitch.

>>4600713
Should have used Cirno for that pic, because Tenshi -is- a dragon. Celestial Dragons were also responsible for controlling the weather (hmmm) and when an earthquake happened it was due to "dragons playing" (hmmmmmmm).

Come on, this is elementary level mythology.

>>4600837
Yeah, well...

>>4600964
Touhou Celestials and Touhou Dragons are completely different things.

>>4599828
People, seriously people, how can you be a fan of Patchouli? Explain that to me if you can, because I don't understand how!

>>4601006

Why don't you understand?

>>4600964

ZUN's celestials are people who have achieved Nirvana and ascended to heaven.

>>4601006
Looks like you dont understandthe concept of love.

>>4601019

She's ill, unsociable, nerdy, she doesn't go out of her library...

>>4601036
That's their line. Really they just beat up death and call it "enlightenment."

>>4600970
You realize that that also fits in with "celestials are dragons" considering that humans also rose up to become celestial dragons in Chinese mythology, right?

>Deed Poll
That much like a may pole, tribalfag?
I don't really give a shit what foreigners do, you guys REGULARLY do things different places such as eat dogs and draft/shoot/pimp/screw children.

And this shit of yours still doesn't beat "marrying" a dakimakura.

>>4601048

Maybe she reminds me of me, except she also has positive traits... she's attractive, strong (to an extent), and so on...

I don't know really. But I love her.

I mean... I really love her. More than anyone.

>>4601048

Maybe she reminds me of myself, except she also has positive traits... she's attractive, strong (to an extent), and so on... the childhood sweetheart I never had.

I don't know really.
I can't explain it with words.

But I love her.

I mean... I really love her. I love Patchy more than anyone and anything else I've ever known in my life.

>>4601111

No, that's not love. Love does not exist.

>>4601185
But neither does Patchouli.

So logically, that's the only way he can be close to Patchouli.

>>4601185

Oh I agree.

I don't really believe in love... just seems to be... your own little preferences/ideals projected onto some girl... and then you slowly realise over time that she doesn't live up to those ideals and never really did. An illusion.

Maybe that's why I prefer 2D. I place all my preferences and characteristics onto Patchy, and it remains that way. She can't suddenly change, because her entire persona is created in my head. She doesn't have the power to change. Or to cheat. Etc... she's perfection. And if I want her to, she'll love me just as much.

Of course I know it's another illusion. But what isn't, really?

>>4601191
No, you have to negate them twice to make it works.

"Love does not not exist, and neither does not patchouli"

But you only did it once, so both doesn't exist

>>4601221
No no no no, listen.

Patchouli does not exist.
Love doesn't exist.
The OP doesn't care that Patchouli doesn't exist.
Therefore, why should he care that love doesn't exist, or, put another way, how is love's not existing in any way an obstacle if Patchouli's not existing is not an obstacle?

Also, god speed, OP. I approve of your self-destructive decision.

>>4601111
Good man!

I understand completely. That feeling you get when you imagine her at your side, smiling at you, when you wake in the morning and see her asleep by your side, her chest slowly rising and falling with her gentle breaths, when you come out of the shower and see her absorbed in a book to the extent that nothing could rouse her attention. Little moments with her are enough to set your heart aflutter with childlike glee, and make your vision tainted with the gentle pink of love.

I wish you the utmost happiness with your waifu, my friend.

>>4601305
I wish I had a waifu now.

>>4601277
>how is love's not existing in any way an obstacle if Patchouli's not existing is not an obstacle?

Love does not exist, so love is not an obstacle. There is no obstacle, so Patchouli's not existing is not an obstacle nor an advantage for nothing. She's nothing. This conversation has lost it's sense some posts ago because we're talking about something that is nothing.

Wait... wat?

>>4601348
Wait, let's start again from the begining:

Love does not exist, but neither does Patchy. But love not existing is not a problem for OP, because that makes him closer to Patchy.

But if love does not exist, why should he care about being closer to something that doesn't exist ?

>>4601345
It isn't too difficult, if you truly want one.
Simply continue through your life as it is, reading VNs and SNs, reading LNs or manga, watching anime, playing various video games, etc.
Eventually, there will come a character that makes your heart skip a beat, that makes you eager to see or read more of them, that makes you want to be there with them, just so you could see her smile at you.

If you want one, she's out there. It just takes a little time.

>>4601348
>She's nothing.

ＹＯＵ’ＲＥ　ＮＯＴＨＩＮＧ．

I don't have anything against falling in love with a fictional, character, really, but I always thought it was weird to fall in love with a character that someone else created.

I'll never get a girlfriend, so I plan on making my own ORIGINAL WAIFU DO NOT STEAL.

And she'll be mine, and only mine. >:3

>>4601386
Pygmalion called.
He wants his skit back.

>>4601383
She's nothing. Can you feel it somehow? Does it exist at least? No!

>>4601433
All I can be sure of is that I doubt, man.

>>4599939
NEVER GIVE UP HOPE!!!!!

also just go with Knowledge. imagine how smooth you can go "The names Joe Knowledge, how d'you do?"

Fuck~Yeah!~

>>4601386
Just make sure you never show her to anyone.

Only your lack of knowledge explains your desire of Patchouli.

Someone is trying too hard.

>>4601386 here, it's kind of hard to explain, but let me try.

...Okay, I guess when your waifu has a fanbase, there are tons of other nerds out there who fap to her. There's nothing really personal about a waifu when she was created by someone else, and is considered a waifu by others. Of course, she doesn't exist, so she doesn't really love you.

Boyfriend/husbands of celebrity women sort of have the same problem, but their woman actually exists and loves them back. No matter how many people fap to their girlfriend/wife, it will always be a real, personal love between the two of them.

Now, with an original wife, the bond is a little bit more personal. Her love with you is canon, because you're her creator, and what you say goes.

So, that's why I want to create my ideal waifu. She will truly love me in a personal way.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry in a corner.

I'm going to name my daughter Cirno, Cheerno, or some suitable alternative :3

>>4601557
But you'll never have a daughter.

>>4601557
Cirno fans are the worst.

>>4601570
Yes eye will! And she will be the strongest!

We all die eventually, so why not, OP?

You've only got one life, if you want to obsess about an imaginary person, be sure to do it full force.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WAIFU OP

OP I think you will live to regret this in 30 years from now.

On the positive, if you believe in the idea that there are infinitely many universes, your gesture may create a faint bond between you and the infinitely many Patchoulis in infinite 2D worlds.

>>4601615
Bodybuilding loli?
Oh god, what are you planning to do?

why yes, you are wasting your life away into the eternal abyss of loneliness that is the internet actually

>>4600680
I still like Chiquita Dragonforce better

Next week my surname will be officially changed to 'Patchoo'. It's the closest thing to a sneezing sound I could think of.