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its not even that good.

get some other idiot to do it for you

>>4596974

>>4596976
Its true.

Lemme guess you like yakult and calpis.

They're pretty good, but not really worth the high price you often find them selling at. Overpriced novelty Sprite, really, but I'd still buy them once in a while.

And seriously, how hard is it to 1. Take little plastic pusher at the top and 2. Push the marble down with it?

>>4596985

They're certainly not great, but I don't think they're as terrible as you're implying.

>>4596974
I think they're good. It's like Sprite or 7-Up or something.

You put the little plastic tab on the top and push it down real fast.

I had a few of these a few days ago. Apparently it goes well mixed with a Mojito.

>>4596993
OP probably isn't strong enough

>>4597013

I just use my thumb. The OP's question fascinates me.

>>4597004
Its as the other anon's said. overpriced novelty 7-up.

If you wanna try a different soda they're much cooler ones with unique taste.

>>4597013
*sob*

Even worse, some of the drink usually overflows when you pop the marble.

I don't like how it's harder to collect the marble from many of the newer ones. Some in the past had tops that screwed off.

>>4597029
>If you wanna try a different soda they're much cooler ones with unique taste.
Like Melon Fanta. Why that is not in America, I will never know.

>>4597040
Pop the marble and quickly cover the opening with your mouth, catch the overflow.

Also, you still collect the marbles? I stopped doing that in elementary school!

Pop out plunger from cap, place on marble, and push down with palm of hand. It's easy.

>>4597044
Hmm some of my favorite odd ones are

Dr.Browns Celery Soda Little overpriced but the flavor is really unique.

Topo Sabores Strawberry/Guava/Cider apple are all dirt cheap and taste great but sometimes hard to find.

Tizer and irn bru are interesting as well but almost impossible to find outside import stores/scotland

YOU ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A JOURNEY OF
BIBLICAL DELICIOUSNESS.

MANY HAVE DIED BY THE HANDS OF THIS BEVERAGE, HEED MY WORDS AND YOU SHALL REIGN SUPREME

YOU MUST CONCENTRATE ALL OF YOUR MENTAL ENERGY ON THE TASK AT HAND, INVISION THE MARBLES DOWNFALL FROM BEGINNING TO END. PLAY IT'S DEMISE OUT BIT BY BIT IN YOUR HEAD UNTIL YOU ARE SURE YOU WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS.

THE MEN WHO HAVE FAILED WILL TRY TO FILL YOU WITH FEAR AND DOUBT, CAST THEIR WARNINGS OFF TO THE WIND AND EMBRACE YOUR INNER WARRIOR. YOU HAVE COME SO FAR, SALVATION IS WITHIN YOUR REACH

GATHER ALL YOUR STRENGTH, CALM YOUR MIND AND FREE YOUR SPIRIT OF ALL THAT TROUBLES YOU. EVERYTHING THAT EVER WAS IS BEHIND YOU, ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE FUTURE.

THEN, IN ONE GLORIOUS DOWNWARD MOTION, THRUST YOUR HAND DOWN UPON THAT WHICH OPPOSES YOU. ALL YOUR HATE AND FRUSTRATION PLAYS INTO THIS VITAL MOMENT, THE DOWNFALL OF WHAT HAS CAUSED YOU YOUR ANGUISH AND SUFFERING.

THIS IS THE ONLY TRUE WAY TO CONSUME THE SWEET NECTAR. YOU MUST WORK FOR IT, YOU MUST HURT FOR IT.

ONLY AFTER ITS DEMISE CAN YOU WALLOW IN THE GLORY THAT IS RAMUNE, ONLY THEN YOU CAN TASTE VICTORY

VICTORY YOU WORKED FOR.

>>4597094
Jesus Christ man! it's just fucking pop!

Put the cap on the ball and press down.

>>4597094
I use my thumb!

>>4597094
To open, you must focus all your energy

All your might

All your sorrow

All your anger

All your jealousy

All your sadness

All your hopes and dreams

ALL OF YOUR HOT BLOOD

Take all of it

Take ALL of it

AND EXECUTE A WONDROUS DOWNWARD HAMMER STRIKE

ONLY THEN CAN YOU ENJOY ITS TASTE

ITS WONDERFUL FUFILLING TASTE

THE TASTE YOU MUST WORK FOR

>>4597094
>>4597136
It's like all BOOF does is take pasta and try to "make it his own".

And yet half the board will continue e-fellating him.

>>4597146

>>4597146
People like BOOF?

>>4597146

>>4597146
He minecrafts, shows off his crap, touhous, rances and some other stuff.

I rate him above arc but below king of games.

>>4597191
suck it arc

whats the point of the marble anyway?

>>4597199

grats bro

>>4597205

Dunno. I just like smashing the bottles open to get them. I don't even play with them, I just put them in my pocket to clink around.

Guess you could say that the [glass] balls are touching

>>4597205
It was originally there as a game, drink without swallowing the marble.

but that all changed after some lawsuits.

>>4597191
>I rate him above arc but below king of games.
>below king of games
are you saying that BOOF is worse than KOG?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME

>>4597191
>below king of games

Wow, considering what a faggot KoG is...that's really fucking low.

>>4597205
Dunno.

I keep them because I believe in the talismanic power of keeping a pocket full of retarded useless shit.

>>4596985
Pff Aloe and Strawberry Calpis/Calpico is godtier. UCC Melon Cream Soda and CC Lemon are godtier too.

>>4597146
BOOF has guns.

and cars.

>>4597220
>>4597219
KoG has the talent to do alot of good for /jp/ and if we treated him better he would.

>>4597224
He can be pretty cool, back in the minecraft servers he built some cool shit.

>>4597224
>KoG has the talent to do alot of good for /jp/ and if we treated him better he would.

I chortled, 10/10

>>4597223
Next chance I get i'll try the variations. I've only ever tried the basic flavor.

>>4597224
We'd treat him better if he wasn't such a dick and an attention whore. He brought it on himself.

Now look at Boof in comparison; he's (comparatively) humble, cool, and funny. Nobody hates Boof.

>>4597273
>he's (comparatively) humble

lol

>>4597273
>Nobody hates Boof.

Consider yourself proven wrong.

>>4597286
Guns and cars who wants to mess with a nigga with guns and cars. I don't.

>>4597273
He's funny, he contributes to /jp/ (minecraft, 3dcg), he gives links to doujins when people request them, he stays out of circlejerking threads and he doesn't argue.

but he makes shitty threads.

>>4597279
On his defense, he is not as bad as Arc or White ren are.

>>4597294
>He's funny
[citation needed]
>he contributes to /jp/ (minecraft, 3dcg)
Well...that's cool...I guess.
>he gives links to doujins when people request them
That isn't really saying much.
>he stays out of circlejerking threads
Again, not saying much.
>and he doesn't argue.
???

>>4597294
Why have a trip in the first place?

>>4597294

>he doesn't argue
>*cackle* *cackle*

You're not fooling anybody, BEATORICHE!

Attempting to quash your opponents by forcing them into agreement with you will never work! Accept your lack of existence and go back to the Golden Land.

>>4597155
Secondary fan of my posting detected

Stop guys, you're making me blush.

>>4597294
Most of that isn't true. Go away KoG.

>>4597224

Stockholm syndrome in action

I'm loving all the rage in this thread.

>>4597354
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY!

I didn't think it was worth the exorbitant price I paid. I think I still have the bottle around here somewhere.

Say what you will about KoG, I have better weed than he does, therefore I am better than he is.

In fact I'm pretty sure I have the best weed on /jp/.

>>4597377

Of course, you'd have the best weed on /jp/.

You're a nigger.

>>4597378
I don't even know where to get them anymore, the local shop closed down.

and yeah, they where like three bucks each.

>>4597384

Ballin' everyday, neets

Sky's the limit.

>>4597377
gb2/420chan/

I'm sure they love you there.

>>4597389
do you live in some small town?

I can walk into chinatown where I live and find lots of stores selling them.

>>4597392

they do, man, they do

and /weed/ is so infinitely better than /jp/ that I rarely want to leave

but I do what I must

>>4597377
For informational reasones I will mention this.
We decided we are not going to reference his name in the future. No more attention for the faggot. He does noting to make /jp/ a nicer place.

>>4597389
there is an american brand called marble pop.

they're like 2 bucks each and sold at stores like meijer, you can also find swedish love drink and topo saboras soda in the import isles at those usually.

this thread is about to get exciting

derp