/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to huff rata fluff.

quiere mommy

>ESKIMO KISSES?!

We were robbed.

get wurmed

Wait i saw on the Patreon that one of the plant girl has differently laid text on her post so that means she got released? Show that nice high res plantussy if so!

>>45967882
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Man-eater_(Claustrophyte)

>>45967890
It's crap.

>>45967881
>HAVE YOU SEEN MY PET ROCK? D:

>>45967900
Don't forget to beg Anons to leak Kelpie.

mgs for when you are on the last page of the final exam?

>>45967881
Look at that tongue, she's learning from lamias.

>>45967594
>Yes, but that same passion is weak in comparison to the yearning of hags. It is shallow, a mere start. A hag has had years to think about what she likes, what she desires. She will play your game with you, enjoying your groping while secretly guiding both your hands and your eyes towards her most sensitive zones. A mere youngling would never think about such nuance.
It's a mere start begging to be continued from together. A young monster would still play those games with you, learning as she goes. Every time your touch made her to discover a new weak spot, it would be like a bolt of lightning striking through her. Everything you did together would stoke and deepen that desire.

>>45967917
Can't when the inner circle is on the case to stop the thread having nice things.

I need nerdy-looking mamono STAT.
For, uh, reasons.

>>45967900
She's not my cup of tea but I do not agree she's crap. If anything, she just exists to me, and that's speaking from an implicit bias of not really being a fan of Alraune type girls.

>>45967974

>>45967974
Big monster nerds are the cutest.

uh oh... wurmy spent too long underground and got subjected to high pressures!

>>45967974
Best I can do is roxy.

>>45967974
Liches are cute nerds.

I'm dreaming of a hag Christmas,

>>45967936
Imagine a wurm raised by lamias

>nerd posting again
Do not.

>>45968062
Okay. Have this muscular girl instead.

Just because they're docile doesn't mean they're weak. Holsts are just as strong as minos.
You'll believe it when you see one lift of your car with ease because you dropped something underneath it.

>Eat my ass anon.
>Go on.
>Reach forward and give your screen a BIG lick

>>45968062
They're more relatable than gyarus.
>>45968091
I like the muscle aesthetics of Minos though.

I'm concerned by my growing infatuation with oviparous mgs laying eggs.

>>45968012
she became noodled wurm

What magic spell is this?

>>45968117
The oviposition fetish. Good taste. As far as femdom goes being forcibly turned into the mother(and often the father) of monster girl children is high up there. You'll probably grow out of it once you realize you don't want things up your butt though.

>>45968134
She should up her hat game.

>>45968028

Which monster girl would rape you the fastest? I'm talking ROS (Rape on sight) quick. Would it be the succubus girl?

>45968143
Fuck off, I was taking about harpies faggot.

>>45967958
The same, or perhaps even more can be siad for hags. They feel a strong catharsis whenever their desires, only ever experienced in dreams, are finally fulfilled. A hag would feel orgasmic pleasure from finally feeling the warmth of a hand on their most intimate places, or even just their thighs or abdomen. THey could not possibly resist the pleasure, for they have yearned for it for too long. They have no defense against it. And when the experience finally comes, they will yearn for it even further, even get addicted to it. Hags will want more, and invite you to explore every square inch of their skin.A Hag's flame is much stronger than a brats spark, and will last longer as well from all the accumulated fuel.

>>45968117
On a related note, among emus it's the father that incubates the eggs and ostrich parents take turns, dunno what other birds do that.

>>45968179
Eggs for breakfast is a lot more boring.

>>45968172
do you mean which one would make you cum first?
or do you mean which one would get your dick in her vagina quickest?

>>45967959
Are the inner circle here with us right now Zach?

You can't get caught in Hagville if you have a car. I'll just drive through and not stop and all the Hags won't be able to do anything as they see this strapping young man (me) ride through and vanish just as fast as I came.

>>45968257
Post the kelpie and you can find out.

>>45968268
>HAGS could be here

I'm gonna marry a normal werekot so the memekot can't try to steal my heart away!

>>45968271
arent you the worthless failure with something to prove?
you do it.

>>45968317
>these girls go onto an alcohol fueled night of debauchery with a hundred men and worse
>the hebi sits in the corner judging

Big fox or small fox?
Medium fox need not apply

>>45968342
you seem to have some circular logic to you.

>>45967863
mamma è qui

>>45968317
Why does the amazon look bored

>>45968322
>having fun with your werekot
>memekot teleports in
>points a toy gun at your werekot
>it says "funny blaster" on the side
>the memekot shoots it and a ray of pink comes out
>your werekot is staggered
>memekot teleports away
>as your werekot gets up...
>oh no.
>her color pallet changed to that of a memekot

>>45968378
Not a big fan of modern cities.

>>45968362
huge fox.
giant fox.
giga fox.
grand fox.
wumbo fox.
immense fox.
large fox.
super fox.

>>45968362
Why not both? Big fox cuddles you and you cuddle small fox.

>>45968362
proportionally large fox

I'm property of desert women

>>45968404
Imagine thinking your wife is normal and doesn't really have any extreme fetishes untill you accidentally order a wonderland 'eat me' cookie and hear her breathing heavily in bed next to you while you try and sleep it off

>>45968478
Egyptian pharaohs had harem-slaves right?
Or you can just be a regular slave but that sounds worse.

>>45968478
I will walk right into the desert kingdom as someone who sunburns

A Challenger has arrived, greenworms have a new rival

>>45968502
I like this one more.

I belong to none. I am free.

>>45968525
That just means you get the pushiest one.

>>45968224
2nd one. Like making contact fastest

>>45968548
jub-atrice

>>45968480
>cookie still hasnt worn off
>get asked to sit in her lap the next day
>she's far more doting than usual
>at least the headpats are nice.

>>45968499
Isekaid white boys are so obviously tired, dehydrated, sunburnt and overheated when they show up in desert kingdoms that they incite strong mamono protective instincts, and are too worn-out to try and get away while they're being taken to safety in the arms of their new wife.

>>45968525
Poor thing. It must be very hard being all alone.

>>45968556
Unfortunately, shota cookies do make anons critically weak to headpats and hair ruffling. There's really nothing you can do in that situation.

>>45968525
>I am free.
That's good, that oni doesn't have much money to spare anyway.

>>45968605
Wish i could eat shog cake.

>>45968605
Shog tricks are not aloud here

I will challenge Miss Cupid and prove to her that I can be perfectly happy all by myself. She gets to observe my life of solitude living all by myself in my apartment for a whole week and if I prove my point to her then she and the rest the Erosites have to leave me alone for the rest of my life.

I'm sure to win. My confidence is very high!

>>45968271
No, it's far funnier to watch you continue to mald for a year.

>>45968558
What would happen if I called the pharaoh mommy?

>>45968380
Surely it's alright. It's just a color change.

>>45968558
I love this scenario. The apophis green text about that happening a few months ago is a dream for me.

They can protect me from sunburn by keeping me safe from the rays - between her ass cheeks and her throne.

>>45968633
Opinions on dog girls though?

>>45968625
>aloud
Doing silent trickery with Miss Shog while Miss Kiki is unaware.

DO NOT GO TO WONDERLAND
IT IS A KALEIDOSCOPIC HELLSCAPE WHERE THE INMATES RUN THE ASYLUM

>>45968478
The panties are superfluous in that pharaoh's outfit

Come and check out Miss Hatter's kaleidoscope emporium!

>>45968362
smol fox with a huge ass

>>45968640
https://files.catbox.moe/xlfz56.png

Be sure to make her into a mummy mommy.

>>45968478
She's very hot but to be honest in that situation I would have trouble tearing my eyes away from the giant fuckin' snake

>>45967852

Kirby appears in the Mamono Realm, what happens?

>>45968727
Good thing it's friendly. I'm sure the Pharaoh would let you pet the snake if you wanted to.

>>45968782
Mamono hug him and feed him cake instead of take his cake away and pissing him off, meaning he stays a happy borb.

Hags cannot be stopped

You know what, he's right.

>>45968811
But they can be slapped.

>>45968782
Probably gets worshipped by the wocks.

>>45968784
... I kind of do want to pet it...

>>45968811
...and that's a good thing!

>>45968782
He enchants them all with his charming "poyo" and then they all do a funny dance together. Then he goes and punches the Chief God into space.

>>45968811
submit

>>45968811
Why stop the hags? I think they make for great conversationalists. Imagine all of the things they've seen over the years! The only thing better would be to have a casual chat with an ancient sealed evil.

I will kneel to a Wight.

>>45968821
>wocks round up all the wonderland girls they can find to feed to the great hungerer
>his appetite is limitless, soon they begin raiding into other realms
>traveling far and wide always searching for new delicacies to feed to the pit

>>45968838
An old lady like this deserves big happy family correction

>>45968838
This is slightly too much hag for me.

>>45968890

>>45968890
ALL BUBBLE BLOWING BABIES WILL BE BEATEN SENSELESSLY BY EVERY ABLE BODIED PATRON IN THE BAR

>>45967882
He's been really slow on the new cait sith.

>>45968890
What kind of fox trickery is she up to now?

>>45968838
>Dat Dumptruck and Tig Olds.
The desire to activate the fox hags ovaries rises.

Bubble blowing MG but instead of soap that stings your eyes the bubbles pop into clouds of aphrodisiac

Why are they called DragONs when they DragOFF you into they're lairs??

>>45968988
It always comes back to sex. Why can't they just be regular bubbles?

>>45968995
DragON deeze nuts!

>>45969084
Those girls look like adults to me. But I guess they are teens so it's still accurate. Who is the pink one in the back?

>>45969099
big sneks are good

Helpless isekaid boys who spent all their time online with no survival instincts, tools or survival plan belong to __

>>45969124
Whoever grabs them first.
Dibs is multiversal

>>45969124
Gremlins, so they can still get to see cool technology.

>>45969124
The humble holst in the starting town

>>45969124
Kots, man's best friend

>>45969124
I am a survivor, I have nearly froze to death on the side of the rocky mountains rough camping with no gear, I will crawl in the first pit to find shelter, the flaming eyes in the darkness do not scare me.
> I was never seen again in the company of humans.

>Pharaoh is scolding Anubis for working too hard to the point she never really leaves the palace and as such cant find a husband
>What do you expect? For a husband to fall out of the sky before you?
>Shortly thereafter Anon comes crashing through the portals and lands in the middle of court

>>45969124
I am a bed warmer, I can save a monster freezing to uncomfortableness on the side of her bed no rough sleeping with a soft blanket. I will crawl towards the softest looking monster to find shelter,the flaming eyes of a hellhound in the darkness scare me.
>I was seen again in the company of my wife

which mg do you think would be the safest in an unexpected rock slide situation?

>>45969124
Druella!
Druella called dibs on this exact unlikely situation!
Don't deprive the dork!

>>45969124
Can't speak for the rest of us, but i belong to foxes.

>>45969124
they need a guide.
if only there was a friendly monster known to guide people who have just fallen into a strange new world?
Perhaps a certain purple feline?
A particularly funny looking cat?
A memeful moggin?

>>45969235
The Holy Relic!

>Rapture happens
>everyone is getting port'd to MGE land
>some end up in the forests
>some in the mountains
>some fall directly onto a hags lap, in her home, while she was torturing herself by watching sappy romance anime and wishing it was her.

Nuh uh Miss Angel, you can't violate or rape me. The sixth commandment says thou shalt not commit adultery.

>>45969235
oh no... she's retarded!

>>45969135
Gonna cum inside her so much she becomes a level 99 Lilim Holstaur.

I'm going to submit to chesh and put the collar on and let her pamper me

>>45969124
Their fated wife (they spawn under their wife as they slip to cushion their fall)

>>45969324
>she becomes ruler of holst town
>makes a giant commercial empire based on milk
>still the deredere cuddler as when you found her

Kuudere monsters.

>>45969438
kuudere daughters

>>45969444
You would never think she'd grow up to kill and resurrect you as a zombie.

>>45969438
smug monsters.

9 facts about greenworms, the last one will leave you speechless

>the new girl triggered mick this hard

>>45969493
Why can't you just be nice?

If only mick could figure out what "in good faith" means

>>45969169
>Anubis lets out an uncharacteristic whoop, hoists anon above her head, and runs out of the throne room with her tail wagging up a storm
>Pharaoh stares speechlessly
>W-What do you expect? For a cute pale boy and his already subdued Apophis wife with fat purple tits to fall out of the sky before me? H-hahahaha...
>She looks around expectantly
>Nothing happens
>Pharaoh slinks off to eat an entire pint of Hathor Creameries ice cream whole sulking because it's another century of existence without an exotic white boy royal husband and submissive grape snake royal concubine

>>45969501
So why are you so upset about the new girl, mick? Use your words.

>>45969534
Because it's tiring hearing fuck off over and over while the literally only monster girl thing the thread talks about has an inner circle of people who hate me.

>>45969520
I'll only accept pharaoh without any grapesnek involved

>inner circle
The entire thread hates you, there is no inner circle
Surely this is not hard to understand

Hey guys, you should attend one of Creeping Coin's Savings Seminaries. She is so wise about how to manage your money. And she also wrote some books about it to a very good price.

>>45969562
The entire thread hates me *too.* Know the difference.

Consider suicide.

>>45968595
>ywn make a poor monster happy by loving her for who she is instead of what she has

>>45969548
>it's tiring hearing fuck off over and over
Maybe don't be a piece of shit to people and they wont be mad at you?

>>45969586
I don't even remember if they started it but that wouldn't fix the issues with mge.

How many posters here are actual humans?

>>45969631
Me haha I am human hello fellow humans how do you do, do any human things today haha I'm not hiding in your walls

>>45969631
>entire thread is just a automaton bot farm that harvests data from guy and sells it to monster research groups
Makes sense.

>>45969631
>of course I'm human
>all humans love maids, right?

>>45969629
And you think going on your autistic hissy fits here is somehow gonna fix those problems?

>>45969581
I was! I went on SSRIs last year because it was unstoppable and getting really annoying.

>>45967890
KC has somehow made a plant monster more clingy than an alraune. solid 7 and a hug/10

>>45969631
I solved the captcha, so that means I HAVE to be human, right? That's gotta be proof enough.

>>45969663
Anon, wurms can solve the captcha. They don't do much against mamano.

>>45969651
No, but what else is there?

>>45969669
Just because Wurmy managed to get lucky and the captcha was ROCK doesn't mean anything!

>>45969677
Not being a waste of life? Literally anything else?

Monsters and Humans should have segregated internet access. I don't want any gross Kakuens posting on my websites or playing my games!

>>45969690
I don't really see how that leads to a new cait sith drawing, honestly.

If a catgirl does not curl her R's, that is a catgirl by which I will not be Tom'd.

I kneel to devil so we can see eye to eye. I kneel to demon so I can kiss her blueberry stomach

>>45969717
Get a job, get money, get commissions.

>>45969631
I made my automaton friend post for me as I have other things to do

>>45969717
I would've finished that cait sith I drew, but your behavior never improved so I scrapped it.

>>45969727
>I kneel to demon so I can kiss her blueberry stomach
>#10 on "how to defeat demons"
>#1 is signing before she can begin her evil speech
Why are demons too easy to defeat?

>>45969735
It's not the material I care about, it's the insult.
>>45969748
Yeah, I have no excuse, sorry. I left this fester way too long.

>Unicorn walks up to me
>"Want to get married?"
>look her in the eye
>"No."
>leave, like a boss
That's how you handle a bitch.

>>45969774
Are you a dwarf that autistically holds a grudge for the rest of your life? No, then get the fuck over it.

>Hellhound stomps up to me
>"I'm gonna rape you!"
>tell her "Nah."
>put on my shades
>walk right off, like a boss
Another bitsch handled.

>>45969809
i saw an mge post over in an altchan and considered if I really want to see that posted time I go there.

Muscle mofu.

>Elf walks up to me
>holding a platter of elven bread
>"Hey, would you like a free samp-"
>"Shut up, knife ear."
>she just stares at me while I moonwalk away
Can't stop handling these bitches.

>Oomukade skitters up to me
>"H-h-hi, there..."
>"You, too."
Fuck, we're both bad at this.

>Meanwhile, in the distance, Miss Cupid draws her bow...
>"Twofer."

>>45969124
Demons. We need to be cared for.

>hag walks up to me
>I instantly start backing off as monsters are scary
>she follows
>I begin tearing up
>this activates her

HEL

>>45969756
They just want to hurry up and get to the part where they wear mom jeans, turtleneck sweaters and aprons around the house.

Sure do wish I had a Lim to join me for couch snuggles this weekend for my annual Battlestar Galactica binge.

>>45969839
this mofu looks artifical.
i dont want it.

>>45969839
The last thing we need is AI

>>45967974
I want a nerdy zombie if that's even possible

>>45969944
Rude.

Me laughing at my angry looking Hebi stalker from the round window as she was too late to catch the plane I'm on taking off from Japan and back to USA where she'll never find me.

>>45969125
! !

>>45969986
What is considered smart for a Zombie? is there such thing as a smart Zombie?

Beware of strange women with funny hats.

>>45970042
Unfortunately for you her Ryu cousin just had her permits approved and they're headed to America to start up a new shrine.

Canis Canem Edit

https://twitter.com/_J_u_n_/status/1752360407669633180?s=20
harpy animation

>>45970092
Large hats are a sign of spellcasters, of which are usually intellectuals, and as such they can be trusted as it is just not rational to rape your party members and over complicate the social dynamics and risk failing the dungeon for temporary satisfaction of primal urges

>>45970092
>>45970197
The bigger the hat, the cuter the witch

>>45970210
95% accuracy, it's sure to hit

>>45970092
>Casts Shrink on her hat
>Teleports away while inscribing glyphs that protect against scrying

>>45970181
Bird's the word.

>>45970280
Meh. No chitin = no kissin'

>>45969944
>tfw no succuvirus gf
>run depression.exe

>>45969297
And that's why she's so cute.

>>45970254
I am weak to these card game Harpies.

>>45970439
Sauce on artist?

>>45970460
https://x.com/JinuSenpai/status/1115836539815305218?s=20

Scandalizing miss haku by fucking her in the butt.

>>45970181
>Jun harpy doujin getting animated
Fuck this is so good.

>>45970519
>it was all a class on safe sex
tricked

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware spending to much time stopping to smell the roses.
Mostly as said roses are getting grabby

>>45970548
Surely she will outraged if I do that again?!

Happiness is a warm hag
-man currently stuck in sweater

>>45970579
>doing lesson 2 for free
you can't outsmart a nerd cow anon

>>45970519
That's what nerdy monsters deserve.

>>45970586
She really puts 'ass' in the 'smartass', doesn't she.

>>45970588
Dorks deserve extremely lovey-dovey cuddlesex followed by preggo bellyrubs

>>45970625
no swearing in class, she will teach you

>>45970639
Not if they're being brats

You should always knock before you enter a lady's room or you'll end up seeing horrible things you weren't meant to know like how the class gyaru actually wears contacts at school so nobody sees the massive nerd glasses she wears at home

>>45970658
>no swearing in class
Why does miss haku need to be so anal about the rules...

>>45970685
Nerd Gyaru Pyrow...

>>45970659
Mating press ALL Monster Girl Spellcasters.

>>45970714
puns are illegal too, take your funny business somewhere else
meanwhile, you will be corrected

I'll venture up the Tengu mountain and nothing bad will happen.

I'm gonna get straight As in Miss Haku's class so I don't need to get corrected. That's right, I'm gonna cheat!

>>45970770
>That's right, I'm gonna cheat!
Sounds like someone wants to be raped again

I want to mating press the graveyard dwellers, make it something like a Friday night tradition

>>45970784
Reinforcements

>>45970751
>puns are illegal
I will make it legal.

>>45970770
>I'm gonna get straight As
>in Miss Haku's class
>so I can touch her firm ass

My name is Anon. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of MGC, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kiki-More department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke Wonderworm hash, but I occasionally drink Satyros brandy. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm Holstaur milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress or Nightmare visits in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last Dr. Lich check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any Monsters, like marrying and raping, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't get raped by anyone.

>>45969892
Probably should've lead with that.

She told me it's traditional elven garb but somehow I doubt that

>>45970900
Yeah. That covers way too much skin to be traditional.

>>45970935
What if we told Monsters that more clothes was sexier to trick them into covering up and not exposing so much skin?

>>45970969
>Trick

Taming feral monstergirls by offering chocolates, flowers, and candlelit dinners until I can get them a crash course on linguistics so I can marry them on equal terms. I assume my good intentions could get them calm for long enough so the giant fluffy werewolf can gain enough humanity

>>45970439
>>45970254
mmm, chicken breasts and thighs, lovely.

>>45970784
Anon please, going around cumming inside corpses or mating pressing the dead is disrespectful

How the hell do you find anything decent on pixiv? It's all so mid

>>45971071
do you have an account

>>45971080
ofc

>>45971002
>have feral jinko gf
>speaks broken english, mainly relies on non-verbal communication and gestures
>spend 1 hour per day teaching her english
>spend time off cuddling since the arrangement is based on trust
sounds lovely

>>45970639
That is also true.
But consider hakutaku. Prim, proper, confident, smart hakutaku-sensei - bending over, arching her toned back a little, lifting her tail, wordlessly encouraging you to go on and fuck her ass. Moaning softly, looking back at you over her shoulder with half-lidded eyes, pleased and slightly smug smile playing on her lips, yet not quite breaking her composure. Genuinely enjoying being dicked in the butt, pushing up against you so will you grab a handful of her firm rear. When contrasted against haku-sensei's usual attitude and vibe, it is delightfully perverted in just the right ways.

>>45969124
Demon Queens who inexplicably fall in love with him after being defeated and humbled by his cheat power.

>*just stares at you*

>>45971152

>>45971175

>>45971152
>>45971175
>>45971180
Why the looooooooong face?

>>45971186
long

>anon the adventurer
>known for raiding dungeons
>has deveated many a realm beast, dodged many a trap and collected many a shiney
>mysterious woman in expensive looking cloak is allways at the tavern
>eventually she approachs anon
>shetells him of a new dungeon, one that is rumored to have powerful truesure, but holds the greatests of callenges.
>Anon accepts, thinking it another notch on his bellt.
>as he goes into twon for supplies, he does not see the cloaed woman laugh to herself
>he does not see her now goled eye'd gaze
>he does not hear her thoughts on how to reveal herself to him.

>>45971212
I think anon got drugged, we got to bring him out!

>>45967852
is that really a corset with a navel opening

>>45971152
What is this pressure... It feels like she's staring into my very soul!!

Adorable mouse

>>45971284
big cheese...

>>45971002
I prefer the capture and bondage to tame wild beast.

Me punching a Greenworm in her big fat gut and beating her cheek in until it splits open and bleeds. Me choking her mercilessly as she coughs and begs me through a bleeding nose and teary eyes to have mercy. Me picking her up by her tail and swinging her around until she slams into a wall before I stomp her big fat body as she pathetically tries to crawl away. Me grabbing her by her hair and slamming her face into the ground over and over again.

That's what she gets for eating my salad.

>>45971212
there should be alot more echidna stories

>>45971374
And then anon woke up on the asphalt he'd eaten, missing a tooth and with a bloody nose and broken fingers from after he tried fighting that Greenworm who came for his salad.

>>45971376
The dungeon side of the Echidna has been completely overshadowed by the gatcha womb.

>see, all I know is ball
>and good
>and rape

>>45969631
I am a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters.

>>45971416
They called me a dogfucker but they don't know it's the dog that fucked me

>>45971528
Sounds like someone wants to get raped again

Do you feel sometimes that we are wasting our life staying here? Or are we here because we have already failed and need a remedy?

Here is your milk.

>succubus to wurm: "Just catch his eye and then do something lewd to hold his attention. Show him you know how to pleasure a man"
>wurm catches your eye, then puts a lump of coal between her breasts and presses them together until she crushes it into a diamond

>>45971573
without the ability to have a kitsune as my wife, i am incomplete.
i have accepted this fact and that without a fox wife nothing i do will have any meaningful lasting impact on my emotions aside from a slow and steady degradation into something worse than depression.
weep not for me, for i might as well already be dead.

>>45971568
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

>>45971573
>Or are we here because we have already failed and need a remedy?
This one, if you count never even joining the rat race to begin with as failure. I never felt the attraction towards human girls and life felt directionless. Now I know I was simply made for mamono pussy.

>>45971614
if it's not indiscreet, how old are you?

>>45971599
Drinking breast is unironically the most disgusting thing. Breast milk smells awful.

>>45971631
No, we are not doing the usual "You're younger than 90yo just stop being sad you know nothing ok" song and dance.

>>45971643
I was expecting you to be old actually and most likely a vision of my future.
>>45971626
I don't know if it's true but I also lean toward this answer

>>45971631
eh, does it really matter?
world's shit, prospects of the future are shit, dreams of people across the globe are broken and unobtainable, potentialities are shit.
and my one simple want is an impossibility.

>>45971568
Shortstack hellhound? So... heckchihuahua?

I still believe in portal openning

>>45971692
Two More Weeks

>>45967880
Has that ninja danuki and her fellow ninjas recently crawled out of the Moo York sewers and tunnels?

>>45967871
>ignore the safe Kobold
>Beware her evil Zombie-football!!!

>>45971996
>nobody responds to my off-topic shitpost
>so I'll respond to it myself 9 hours later
the absolute fucking state of Ireland

TRIPLETS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS
A SEER WARNS OF A DEADLY FATE
GIVE UP YOUR CHILDREN, SEPARATE
BIDE YOUR TIME, LIE IN WAIT!

>>45972033
>33
Nice

>>45972021
>make one joke about the ball having stitches
>Reeeetard thinks I'm irish.
Kobolds are canon semi-furry, eat a dick
and complain to KC not imaginary M*ck.

>>45971573
I barely come here anymore.

>>45971117
>Anon jacks off on Haku's face
>"Eew, you got it in my third-eye!"
>Haku's 3rd-eye begins to see your future childrens' full lives flash before her eye.

There's nothing fun to do in a world that's about sex and nothing else.

>>45972298
Then don't go into pandemonium? KC wrote world guides describing the world beyond just having sex.

>>45972298
Thankfully, MGE offers far more than sex

>>45972327
>He didn't eat the fruit

>>45972322
>>45972323
And the world guides and everything else it has to offer is just more softcore flavors of the same shit. You aren't able to do anything cool in this world. It's dull and boring as shit.

>45972372
ok

Be a grumpy retard while I finally live my "knight, guardian of the realm," fantasy

>>45972439
What's the point of being a knight if you aren't christian and can't even kill anyone?

New strategy huh?

>>45972439
Guys I think this Holy Relic is just a normal monster girl...

>>45972439
More like playing dress up fantasy since you aren't allowed to do anything cool or fun ever.

>>45972469
He's on fire!

Don't worry anons, maybe if we spam the feedback option enough mods will finally get off their ass and do something!
yeah fucking right

How many fellow anons do you guys think frequent these threads and read every post; 10, 100, 1000? Are our numbers strong? Will we stand a chance against the DOTR?

>>45972571
>P-please don't use the feedback form, it does nothing but please don't do it!
Your post convinced me that the feedbackschizo is right

No need to get rid of him
It's funny when he spergs out
Post mommydom

>>45972298
You don't understand anon. I could have sex in a castle. I could have sex in her office after a stressful day, I could have sex in a secret room in a dungeon, I could have sex huddling together in the cold innamountians. I could have sex in a boat on the ocean. I could have magic sex. I could have necromantic sex. I could have sad sex and healing sex. I could have clothed sex behind a hedge in the garden maze of some other wights party. I could have hot sweaty post-adventure sex. I could have snug cozy blanket sex where the only thing heating us is me and friction, even while the deadgale winds blow outside off the ghostsea. I could have moongazing sex. I could have sex in a farm after she took some ice cold holstombie milk. I could have sex for the purpose of procreation and sex for the purpose of recreation. I could have sex in armour. I could have sex after triggering a trap in a forgotten lair. I could have sex after she got nicked by demon silver blades. I could have jealous yandere sex after she gets the wrong idea. I could have saccharin deredere sex as we resolve it, I could have soul sharing sex that creates a sensory feedback loop that knocks us both out. I could have casual frustration sex between trying to decipher long lost magical texts. I could have soulplay sex that just leaves me a mess and her empowered.

That's it for all the sex I can currently think of having.

>>45972372
>waaah i have no imagination
ok, and?

I want to challenge the lilims!

>>45972033
They take turns getting their pussies mouths and asses tongued

>>45972784
Monsters don't allow you to have an imagination, if you dare to think outside the box they force you in then you get flayed and its right back to infinite sex. What a fun world am I right

Using terrible pick-up lines on cupids!

>>45972892
>if you dare to think outside the box they force you in then you get flayed
If your "outside the box" is irredeemable villainry on par with mass murder, then maybe you should keep yourself boxed in, for your own safety.

I rather think inside her box if you know what I mean

>>45973188
I don't.

>>45973201
I mean I want to ponder in her pandora's parcel, ya feel?

>>45973188
Cum inside the babybox

>>45972792
You sure hold a stupid sword so close to your pussy is a good idea? one little move and your in a world of pain...
God damn sword uses get on with the times,no one uses these old pig stickers anymore

>>45973188
It's a good place for thinking.

>>45969124
I can start a fire or pick a lock but…a mob of girls that would help me terrorize villages is hard to say no to.

>>45973097
What if he wants to pillage and raze due to good intentions?

>>45972601
>DOTR comes
>Cool. Gonna hole up and take a "sick day" from work until this all blows over.
>Or at least until mamono stop sprinting down highways to capture husbands.
>Hear a pounding on your door.
>Get nervous.
>Stupid you, literally never thought about this scenario.
>Walk up to your front door--it's still intact.
"Are you some kind of spider?"
>You belt it out as loud as you can.
>After a moment, a hellhound peaks out at you through the window closest to your door.
>She looks incredulously at you.
>You just look sad.
>She breaks eye contact and looks away.
>You see her disappear back to the door and hear a polite knock.
>You're not stupid enough to fall for that.
>"OK, have it your way, then!"
>She Kool-Aid mans her way through your front door, and picks you up.
>"OK, dork, we're going spider-hunting."
>"And then I go back to getting my own husband because I am not sharing a home with a fucking spider."
>"You weirdo."
>She places you on her shoulders like you're just a big child to her.
>Which, since she's easily a foot taller than you and built out of solid muscle, isn't far off.
>"Now, what kind of spider are you looking for?"
TL; DR. I like to think that Day of the Rape is one of those terms that some overdramatic dork mamono coined, but is essentially the opposite of what really happened 99.9% of the time.

>>45973695
That’s nice, but what if she meets the more prolific type of human — mouth-frothing lunatics?

>>45973695
>Cool Hellhound aunt that misses her shot due to matchmaking you, and you make her the godmother of your children and you try to hook her up with another man but you have the sinking premonition that your firstborn son is slated to her.

>>45967868
Fun Winterstown fact - Yetis are warm but they can’t beat physics, kissing their lover can result in frozen lips so they prefer eskimo kisses


Nurse Anubis recommends eskimo kisses as well, she’s tired of treating patients with their tongues stuck to ice girls!

>>45973808
>your firstborn son is slated to her.
>"I always wanted a daughter, but I wanted one a little younger than myself."

>>45973695
Me too, helping a race of mamono get their husband and her helping you to get your waifu is my favorite scenario

>>45973927
im dum i dont get it

>>45973761
They all get Cheshed. If there's one thing cat mamono can detect, it's people who hate them, and that means THEY MUST BE NEAR THEM FOREVER.
And that goes double for Cheshires.

>>45973935
You're 50.
>Your son is 25.
>Your "Auntie Hellhound" neighbor is 100.
>She marries your son, so now she's your daughter-in-law.
You have a daughter now! But she's NOT younger than you.

I'd feel guilty having a monster wife because I'm a very ugly person and the no rejection rule would make me feel like they're being forced to do something that they wouldn't normally do if that rule wasn't a thing. In other words, I'd feel horrible for them because they're basically enslaved to a mind bug they can't resist that compels them to want to show love to ugly mongoloids like me even though I'm a creepy, long haired skeleton.

>>45973969
Poignant, the cat is ever her own worst enemy.

I wish every misery guts poster a very happy Matango pit.

>>45969661
That’s about what I’d rate her as well just based on the virtue of being a gakaka short stack who’d pout if you trick her.

>>45973901
Based Orderite. Human women are so tantalizing that even monsters cannot resist kissing them. In fact monster doctors recommended kissing human women. I’m glad monsters finally know their place, beneath human women. Like anon noted, monsters can’t beat physics!

>>45974152
I think of it as guaranteed soulmate instead of a promise of no rejection. You’d theoretically meet married women etc

>>45974152
>no rejection rule
Don't know where you got this but that's neither cannon nor most of the threads headcannon. Plenty of people are going to get rejected, it's just you will find someone that loves you eventually. Also, monsters would look past your outer shell, as it can be easily changed. What you need is the will to be a good person.

>>45974296
Hope they like dating Giganeckus Beardus and his rolls of fat that have rolls of fat.

>>45974320
Sabbath bait

>>45974320
Due to incubization if your body remains as such, that's because that's what she likes, it's not out of the realm of possibility that a monster wants to be pinned beneath an ugly bastard.

>>45974350
>balding ugly bastard anon feels undeserving of his Baph wife
>somehow despite using expensive hair loss prevention treatment and working out, he only keeps getting fatter and uglier
>Baph has a hard time explaining to him that she loves him just the way he is
Newest hit romcom, coming this spring to MGC cinemas

Can I get a friendly hellhound childhood friend?

>>45974617
I don't see why not.

>>45974617
I forbid it

>>45974617
no, you're gonna get a SCARY hellhound childhood BULLY

I'm gonna slowly extend my hand towards an Ushi-Oni to pet her while trembling and going "N-n-nice g-girl"

>>45974617
Like retroactively? How are you going to get a Hellhound CF when you are not a child anymore?

>>45974665
she will act so hard that she was my childhood friend that eventually i will just believe her

>>45974320
>>45974339
>lolis go “uuhhhhooo sooo” erotic and wet their seats when you walk by
That’s one of major symptoms of heart disease in MGE. No, that’s not some kind of metaphorical heart disease. Go see your cardiologist.

>>45974339
>>45974431
>>45974672
Don't you think it's about time for you to stop forcing this meme

>>45974671
Why not just have you take an age reversal potion and get adopted by your CF's family.

>>45974617
I liked that hellhound cf story.
Find me a monster that would be better to have as a friend growing up then the loyal, energetic, competitive, fun-loving hellhound.

Somewhere out there, a tanuki is getting paid to breathe on a man for $10 a huff

>>45974728
Maybe a childhood friend pyrow playing the extremely long game and doing the things you do as you both get better at them together over time because of each other would be close.

>>45974743
$10 gets him something more solid if you know what I mean.

>>45974759
Yeah, probably a wad of spit at the end to the face.

>>45974648
>ushi confidently extends her hand towards you to petyou and goes "Nice boy"
>if you stop peting her she will stop petting you, and you know what will happen after that.

>>45973984
>marry bapho
>introduce her to your family
>at first it's weird because she's a loli
>then it's weird because she's old enough to remember when Gilgamesh was in office

>>45967852
Murder your thirst.

>>45973695
I can imagine it already
>hellhound carrying a grumpy, unhappy (you) out to the main street
>meets an arachne with a webbed down man, equally unhappy
>the two monster girls talk in a language you can't understand
>"[Trade?]" "[Trade.]
>the hellhound puts you on the Arachne's back and takes the webbed man, who looks way happier now that he's being unbound
>scuttle closer to your wifes' humanoid torso, hug her, and point a finger towards where your home is
>you may not understand each others' language, but she can understand the gestures, and you two set off back toward home
happy end

>>45967890
>clingy venus flytrap
Reminds me of James' Carnivine, I wish LN would draw her like that just clinging on to hubby's back/head being smug and cuddly

>> 45974665
The famous Wisp, Shao Kunt yanks out your soul and sends it out world to reincarnate and meet your childhood friend. Like that anime with the pervert baby and picrel.

Or you get an intense and undeniable montage of childhood memories upon meeting her for the first time, and she doesn’t get the memories but she loves you anyway. Or maybe she gets the memories. Or literally everyone gets amnesia and you two fight against giant mecha in-between her piano practice and your negotiating job.

The point is that neuroscience is complex and she’s bigger than you, and that’s what childhood friendship is *really* about, isn’t it?

Rapey monsters like manticores, hellhounds and ushis argue over who gives the best aftercare more often than who rapes the hardest

>>45974916
there's a clear answer to this question

>>45974617
>friendly hellhound childhood friend
If she's freindly and cool enough to be your childhood friend, wouldn't that make her a chillhound?

>>45974152
>I'm a very ugly person
after portals, magic's gonna make plastic surgeries obsolete
plus i bet there's more than a few girls who are into the whole "ugly man + beautiful girl" thing, because something something gap moe something something corruption of purity makes the chemicals release and so on and so forth.

>Tell hellhound I don't wanna have sex
>She starts whining and pawing my chest and looking sad
>Feel bad for her
>Rape
>Snuggle afterwards for positive affirmation
>Repeat every evening

>>45974705
Seethe harder while you practice your boy band choreography, prettyboi.

A hebi could never love me. And that's good for me!

>>45975040
Is it a good thing when the snek wags her tail like that? Cats do that when they are annoyed, dogs do that when they are excited (so I suppose kikis would wag their tails too?), but what about snakes?

>>45975133
she's trying to hypnotise you

>>45975133
It’s a autonomic response to atmospheric conditions; she senses an incoming low to mid pressure hussy front moving in.

>>45975133
there are some species of snake that use their tail tip like a distraction or lure for smaller prey

>>45975137
...Am I not supposed to look at her big beautiful red eyes that shine like rubies?