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Become the KANG

>be gardender hired to tend wight's garden
>garden has this amorous alraune growing in it
>she askes me to "water" her while making a pumping motion with her hand
>blast her with the full power garden hose instead and make her squeal
YOU DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH PLANTS
THAT IS NOT RIGHT

SUDDEN ZAPWEASAL ATTACK, QUICK, DODGE THE LIGHTNING

>>45954600
Unruly plants.

Wanna give a Lim a lap pillow after a long day of managing our Mamono Realm, play with her hair and listen to her talk about her day.

Need depressed overworked hag to cuddle to sleep

I'm gonna play Russian roulette with my local mofukuza boss. (Realmsilver bullets, obviously, dying doesn't help either of us and her rug is too nice to get bloodstains on.) If I win, she clears my debts. If she wins, I'm stuck doing whatever she wants for the rest of my life (and STILL pay the debt). Husband? Legbreaker? Accountant? It's all up to her. How can I make sure she doesn't pull some wacky fox bullshit to rig it in her favor?

inc potato melty

>>45954640
She should be wearing a nice suit too, at least when she comes home.

My doctor says it's terminal.

>>45954676
>Lose, get knocked out and raped, welcome to the family
>Win, the boss gets knocked out, her subordinates bust in, see an unconcious boss, a revolver, and an unmarried anon. Get "detained" until the boss wakes up, she wipes your debt by raping you and brining you into the fold, nullifying the debt, Welcome to the family
The game was over before it began, your best bet is to skip town and hope they dont catch you

Looks like there's someone destined for you Anon, now remember to make lots of babies with her

>>45954760
Don't worry anon. It's not as bad as it seems.

>>45954815
Oh no?

>>45954815
aight I'm going back to rejoin the order

>>45954815
>Her

>>45954815
Personally I don't mind as long as she loves me unconditionally

>portals open to our world at long last
>after a few years of mingling with us, monsters discover that since our world has no magic and we naturally evolved in these conditions, we can't incubize
>sure, magic can make us a little stronger and longer lived but we humans of earth can't fully transform and when we die and get resurrected we basically just get a new life and will have to be resurrected again when we eventually die again
>in essence we can't become perfect immortal husbands that monsters dream of, at all
>in fact, the only real winners are the Wisps since they keep their husband's soul forever or Shoggoths since they assimilate their husbands
Would they still love us even if we remained fragile and imperfect?

>>45954847
We'd die and have our souls claimed by Eros or whatever other god we've chosen to follow. We'd still have the afterlife and there's no reason to think they couldn't fix us before making us reincarnate.

>>45954847
Let me ask my magic 8-ball....
It said "don't count on it"

>>45954548

>>45954847
>Would they still love us even if we remained fragile and imperfect?
Yes. I don't think monstergirls are thinking that far whenever they marry a man. THey will love you regardless. However, if you assume we can be revived, then by definition mana affects us, even if it's after death, so mamono would have to wait until you die to incubize you after your revival.

>get hired at a wight's mansion
>one day the shower in my quarters malfunctions
>Decide to ask one of my colleagues to let me use theirs
>the mistress INSISTS that I use her bathroom
>first day things are normal
>the second day she comes in while I am there and starts casually showering in front of me
>the third day I """accidentally""" fall into mud and get all dirty
>while cleaning myself she enters, naked and shameless
>now she wants to wash me herself
>tfw when she uses her claws to scrub me
>it has been a week, my bathroom still isn't fixed and I've been getting increasingly more blatantly molested in her bathroom and she completely ignores my privacy

>>45954847
>the only real winners are the Wisps and Shoggoths
Wouldnt Phoenixes also count, as they just keep being reborn with their husband? Would their husbands get magical affinity after a rebirth? Would they even be able to rebirth on a second thought? How would a love between an immortal, and someone whose hourglass can't be slowed down or reverse, be like?

>>45954928
Time to report her to the authorities and get her fined/imprisoned

>>45954815
I think Alps are incredibly hot and would. I'm a Lim guy but lately I've been thinking that maybe having an Alp or two in addition to a Lim could make for some fun times...

>>45954815
Thicker.

>>45954847
If a fucking inanimate object can become a mamono, then I don't see why we couldn't become incubi even if it's harder for us than for men from their world.

Flat chest, fat butt superiority

>its another le incubi are le bad
If you don't like it, then you don't like MGE. Find another series please.

>>45955017
KC said he encourages headcanons tho anon you are free to headcanon it out :^)

>>45954971
>even if it's harder for us than for men from their world
Guess they'll just have to train us harder. Somehow I don't think they'll mind.

It happened to him! It can happen to yoooooooou!

DON'T! DATE! ELVES!

>>45954928
dude just have sex with her

>>45955017
You must be one of those '6th grade reading comprehension in high-school' types I keep hearing about.

>>45955017
Nah, I will not accept monsterboy shit.

>>45955047
Too late, I already got foxed

>>45955047
Oh it's beautiful.

>>45955047
I must now have elves

What monster makes her decisions with a magic eight ball?

>>45955238
wurm but she hasn't noticed that it's a bowling ball

>>45955258
It's not very reliable because it just keeps making a :o face at her.

>This post is nearly a decade old

Monsters couldn't beat Gojo. He'd win.

>>45954548
>try some fire emblem hack mod for kicks
>one of them is a dragon priestess
>her final support(romance" convo is her saying:"You are my mine anon.mine."
Possessive aren't they?

>>45955347
Fire emblem is home to some very powerful dragon hags

>45955283
and it's shit, fuck off

>>45955390
The downside of dickthroning anal is shit is gonna eventually come into it if you go at it all day.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Man-eater_(Claustrophyte)

French spider maid

>>45955469
free hugs, you say?

>>45955469
Holy shit yes.

>>45955469
Better than the chink meat blob

>>45955469
I expected wider hips from the descriptions, but still can't say no to sharkteeth shortstack with drill hair.

>>45955484
the what

>>45955469
leglock plant

>>45955469
That should be the last one of them isn't it? Wonder how much fanart she will get.
Shortstack btw

>>45955469
>they have a strong preference for the very the act of wrapping their legs around their husband's waist while joined together and completely shutting their leaves to create a space for just the two of them itself

>>45955469
Who cares? It's old.

>>45955491
Taisui

>>45955497
>>45955469
More femdom bullshit, nice.

>>45955469
I think this the first time a profile picture has straight up had bare nipples

Meanwhile, KC just released a new profile for Patreon subscribers only.
Kelpie has been released and is now available in English, on KC's Patreon (it will be delivered in your DMs)
I for one look forward to the sticky horse.
>>45955505
Most of us don't have Patreon subscriptions.

>>45955527
>Kelpie has been released
Is she a rapehorse like I suspected?

>>45955527
Do I look like I care?

>>45955537
You cared enough to keep begging for leaks.

>>45955505
Apparently you do, because without fail you always have a mental breakdown whenever a new girl is released.

>>45955469
>Since they prefer to be like that as much as possible, even after a couple's relationship has progressed to the point that him running off would already be unthinkable, and he would never entertain such thoughts, it would still be a big headache for a husband to convince his wife to let him get away from her for even just a little while.
Hot. Being slowly broken with pleasure is just too good.

>>45955550

>>45955469
>leg-locking
>snuggles
>needy
>fluids turn your entire body into an erogenous zone
>big tits
>drills
>meaty thighs

Holy fucking based.

>>45955563
Fuck off.

>>45955563
Fuck on!

>>45955469
Botanist bros I think we're back

>>45954691
Holy shit, you weren't kidding

>>45955497
Fuck, this design is amazing. Now I'm wanting to write a story for this new girl.

>>45955578

Well, I'm the only one who doesn't like her?

>>45955609
The anons here aren't human so don't worry about it.

>>45955515

How am I supposed to conquer Zipangu if I keep fucking my generals? Don’t suggest I stop fucking them as it’s impossible or that I get more generals as I end up fucking them as well

>Take put a massive loan from the mofukuza
>Lose it all at the greenworm races (that danuki is a filthy cheat)
>Over the next few days, slowly exhaust all your options, nobody is willing to take a risk on someone with such monumental debt even before the foxes get involved, and after one too many cut and runs, the furballs have started keeping meticulous records of who owes what where, so they would be on you before you even get a mile out if you try to leg it
>By day three you stopped panicking
>By day seven you came to terms with the end of your life as an unmarried man
>And by collection day, you were at least hoping she was cute
>Eventually you hear your doorbell ring, a sign of the inevitable as sure as any death knell
>Though you are surprised to find a small ratatoskr on your doorstep when you get around to opening it
>She greets you in a too-cheery voice before explaining she is here for collection on your outstanding debt, before looking at you expectantly
>End of the line, time to fess up that your broke, though you do express surprisd that there isnt a fox here to "collect"
>The squirrel, continuing in that overly peppy tone, explains that while the ranks of the Mofukuza are traditionally filled with kitsune, there are uncommon members of other species with sufficient fluff to make the cut, herself included
>But she isnt here to discuss the semantics of organized crime, she is here for the money
>She explaines that with the current debt you have on your back, your only real option would be to work it off in one of the brushing parlors deeper in they city
>That doesnt seem too ba-
>For the next twenty years, where once a patron has taken a special liking to your work, your contract would be handed over to serve as an in-house groomer for the remainder of your time
>Nevermind
>Or, if you dont feel like brusing some tail for the next two decades where you will surely be raped, she is willing to offer an alternative deal
>One brushing session with the head enforcer of the local family, one hour of grooming, and if you get through it unraped, your debt will be considered clear, and you will be a free man
>Thats too good to be true, but if your options are to risk it once or try risking it ten thousand times, you might as well take your shot
>You tell the squirrel you'll go for the single session, but your faint hope you didnt even know you still had evaporates at the sight of her grin
>She tells you to wait one second while she retrieves your first client
>A few minutes later, you are seated in your living room with your client
>You werent sure what you were expecting, but she definetly looks the part of the top muscle for the largest mofukuza family in the area
>Dressed more like a professional fighter than the usual suits people associate the mofukuza with, above the waist she is only wearing the sarashi wrapped around her generous bust, doing littto hide her toned body that is littered with scars.
>But the most prominent feature would be her vibrant blue hair, messier than a hellhounds bedhead, crackling with electricity, as well as the large, fluffy tail, somehow even more unkempt than her hair, also bristleing with a static charge that you can see jumping between ber fur
>Still, you have a job to do, and by the end of the day, one way or another, you won't have to worry about your debt anymore
>Turning back to the squirrel, you enquire about if you need to use one of your own brushes for this, to which the rata responds by dropping a heavy, metal, brush into your hand
>Before you can even react she is already out the door to give the two of you "privacy"
>You dont even last five minutes

>>45955469
FEED ME
DOES IT HAVE TO BE SEMEN
FEED ME
DOES IT HAVE TO BE MINE
FEED ME ANON
FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG

>>45955623
I'M A MEAN GREEN MOTHER FROM OUTER SPACE
AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HAD

>>45955623
THE GUY SURE LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME

Woah, here she comes
Watch out boy she's gonna chew you up

>>45955469
>>45955497
>leglocking shortstack
I never stood a chance

>>45955621
>Loan money from the mofukuza but don't buy a gun to take out the debt collector or even yourself
Why are MC anons always retarded?

>>45955623
YOU GOT MY POINT I'M GONNA DRAIN YOUR BALLS!

>>45955616
>fuck your generals while in combat
>???
>conquer Zipangu.
Easy.

The elf anime started. I didn't know.

>>45955596
>These characters are supposed to be the same age

>>45955522
It looks like the mucus toad art to me, where they're just slightly darker bumps without any actual detail.

I am plant food now

>>45955469
I can't help but feel slightly disappointed.
She's fine, but a whole lot of "meh". Wonder if anybody will talk about her a week from now. Nobody even talked about the new slime the day after the was revealed.
Kind of a odd patern with all of the new profiles come to think of it. The only time people bring up Phoenix is about how little people talk about her.

>>45955469
I can finally draw her!

>>45955746
The slime just weirded me out. I assume I'm not the only one. But the plant girl is interesting aesthetically with a good profile.
That said, plant girls aren't crazy popular, but they have their fans.

>>45955746
>Kind of a odd patern with all of the new profiles come to think of it.
It's called shilling. You might remember when malef came out, who was actually not an unpopular girl, there was a sudden upswing in posting about her. Some of this is caused by the weird posters who grab a picture from twitter the moment it releases and then post it in the next five threads but not all of it.

>>45955746
Malef became a mainstay

>>45955785
No? People rarely talk about her and I assume most of her popularity come from the facet people just love dragons so much she gets like 5% of the love by default.

>>45955609
She just kind of exists to me. Nothing spectacular or noteworthy outside of being a venus flytrap.

>>45955535
No. Long story short they have a sort of anesthetic magical effect rather than physically being sticky ( like the myths ) and once they've dived into the lake with their rider they basically turn into soft femdom where they enjoy seeing you turn into a weakling who lost to horsepussy.

>>45955782
>It's called shilling
Why does it have to always be some nefarious plot by an unknown group? Interesting girls are interesting. Interesting girls get more content and discussion. It's that simple.

>>45955804
>soft femdom where they enjoy seeing you turn into a weakling who lost to horsepussy
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Don't engage with the schizo.

>>45955804
>basically turn into soft femdom
Oh for fuck sake

>>45955804
Sounds kinda weird, not gonna lie.

>>45955806
You are most likely talking to the irish schizo, he's the one that keeps seething about MGE and twitter and acting like anons posting MGE in a famously MGE-centric thread is odd or bad.

>>45955801
She gets posted more than some. Which is to say above zero but the paywall, pace, and profiles being meh anyway mean nobody really cares and nobody cares to draw art either(or even can in the first six or so months).

>>45955497
>>45955575
BREED ME, SEYMOUR
BREED ME, ALL NIGHT LONG

>>45955801
Bullshit, I just looked up the archives and out of 10 last threads, there was only one where she wasn't mentioned at all. Out of around 200 species, that's a lot even if it's only one mention.

>>45955782
I think one of the main issues is that nobody waifus them. The release and paywalls staggers any interest or art of the so nobody new cares about them, everyone that's interested already got a favorite girl(s).
All in all they just become background noise to things people already like about MGE.
There, but not important

>>45955813
>>45955825
I don't know how else to explain it. They get off on the idea of seeing you be this weak little bitch boy underwater since they can move freely ( and you cannot ), but aren't malicious about their love making. They just want to make you melt with pleasure, using their horsepussy, and front pussy, and all of their fingers, and some of their mouth.

>>45955865
>They get off on the idea of seeing you be this weak little bitch boy underwater
You lost me here chief, one more in the No tier

>>45955865
There's just so much fucking "soft femdom" that I either want hard femdom like hellhound or manticore. Like god damn we have so much of it it feels like he's wasting all the opportunity of making a new girl.
When was the last time he even made a maledom girl?

>>45955879
I mean she's not my favorite of the centaurs-- That forever belongs to Bicorn because evil women are hot, but she has a certain appeal to her I guess?

>>45955904
>Last time he made a maledom girl
In theory Malef if their breeding instincts get the better of them.

>>45955912
>In theory Malef if their breeding instincts get the better of them.
Now that's just cope. Malef are soft femdom through and through.

>all these girls are 100% femdom, no exceptions
>all these girls are 100% maledom, no exceptions
Imagine being so mentally challenged to believe this.

>>45955921
Next you'll be asking for profiles that go into more detail than "she soft femdom sex you like this."

>>45955932
I used soft femdom in the context that Kelpie is the dominant partner during the act due to it being underwater and the man, once again, basically being anesthetized.

>>45955696
No it didn't

>>45955865
It's more like they love to see the pathetic face their husband makes from the pleasure they give. They adore when their husband's face turns from a serious one to one melted by pleasure.

She likes to see your ahegao face, in other words.

>>45955946
So yes it's a pure one way and you >>45955932
are stupid.

>>45955854
Actually had to go and check myself just to see you're not bullshitting me, but yeah, she gets mentioned ones every 2-3 days.
But one thing I did notice is that unlike basically every other girl, nobody discusses her really, It's a one-and-done post 95% of the time. Must be why I keep thinking of why there are no post about her.

>>45955936
A genuin criticism of MGE is that you can skip like 50% of a lot of profiles because they are just "and then she sexes you" with very little variation between them. I mean, all the popular girls are popular because they do something beyond that.

This is my wife Annabelle. She's the leader of the Spooky Sabbath which focuses on spooky stuff such as halloween. She's a master at transformative and polymorphic magics, and likes to change her breast size according to her mood.

>>45955961
You'd have a point if that weren't the case for most posts here. Scroll up through the thread and notice how most posts are one and done.

>>45955951
Looks pretty started to me.
>>45955977
>want to light a fire in mge
>still fucking cold because every time you whack the rocks together your campfire only lights the flames of desire

>>45955955
That's a decent way to put it, but it's amusing how the dude is basically helpless in water, and I'm not sure the Each-Uisge would let him fuck her on land as the dominant partner.

>>45955977
It's a bestiary of horny women for lonely salarymen, good fucking luck coming up with 228 different scenarios in that format.

>>45955987
>Scroll up through the thread and notice how most posts are one and done.
I'd argue they're not, but I feel like going into that would pretty redundant.
Though I would still dispute malef is a "mainstay" at best she's somewhere between "remembered" and "acknowledged".

>>45955578
And he's still going almost an hour later, completely mindbroken.

>>45956000
I don't think anyone doesn't understand that, anon.

>>45956013
Did that french sperg leave or get a life? Haven't seen his 8 hour long anti-potato meltdowns in a while

>>45956000
Corruption of champions did it. I would say a lot of things did it, even mgd goes to a little more effort and that's a patreon thing too.

>>45956000
You say that like there aren't a ton of other monster girl media that does this.
We just don't talk about them here for obvious reasons

>>45955989
Nai gens can't fool me

>>45956030
We talk about ISR all the time though.

>>45956040
No

>>45955683
>Why are MC anons always retarded?
Boys are the cutest when they are almost retarded.

>>45956024
Bonsoir, I'm doing good, and you?
Why should I have a meltdown on a monday night?

>>45956040
You mean you spam that garbage and everyone else tells you to fuck off, because nobody likes gay shit and whores.

>>45956053
Wait, you're suppose to get worse, not better. This is unacceptable.
To the lamia pits with you!

>>45956055
>whores
what

Why are dragons like this?

I think hellwans are pretty cool.

>>45956040
Fair

>>45956055
You don't pay a succugirl for sex you pay her not to soulmate you afterward!

>>45956073
to be a dragon's sweat rag...

>>45956040
>We

>>45956063
>To the lamia pits with you!
That's a punishment?
>checks notes

>>45956083
>Wuz

>>45956088
>Dragonz

>>45956063
Thanks but no thanks, I'm taking my marshmallow medication

>>45956087
>That's a punishment?
Yes. Those lamias were very naughty.

>>45956087
You see, that's a punishment because you are not being sent to the chesh pits.

>>45956094
oh yeah. chesh pits are awful.
she doesn't wash and gets very sweaty teleporting all day.

>>45956094
>Get sent in the Lamia pit
>Not happy
>Explain to the lamias
>They help you to get you in the Kot pile
>In exchange you find them a snok enjoyer
>Still take the bunyip with you

Yeti pits
Tentacle pits
Lamia pits
I guess filling up the pits from the prior DLs was too expensive. Pits make everything better anyway.

Kej pits

>>45956120
Reminds me of that Kej pubes pic.

>>45956120
>Demon p-
No wait, that's stupid.
throw me in anyway

Throw me into the birds pi-
Wait we don't have a birds pit. Its a birds nest.

>>45955981
Cute baph

>>45955469
*Armor At Risk*
Well shit, she's paying me back with at least four kids for that.

Let's talk about something else other than pits. Like big, strong and cute Trolls.

>>45956162
her butt smells

>>45956175
Anon please, Oreo is not leaving her husband.
Not for all the frogs in the land.

>>45956136
No you have it wrong, we LAUNCH you into the bird nest
We need an upward motion to get you there.

I fell right into the arms...
of venus de flytrap

>>45956197
Despite her slim frame, she gives very strong hugs.

>>45956197
more like penis flytrap

>>45956189
Major Tom to Ground Control, we are ready for a liftoff.

>>45956219
>penis flytrap
Anon, the Venus flytrap isn't called Venus because it catches venuses. It catches flies.

>>45956233
penis penistrap

>>45956236
...
Almost there.

>>45956223
>Anon Bird Program
We will figure out a way to get him in that harpy nest even if it kills him.

>>45956249
venus penistrap

>>45956262
There we go.

If you want to hug the venus flytrap while she sleeps, you need to press down on her drills at the same time and avoid tickling her hairs - which are sensitive.
alternatively, you could get her to snap shut repeatedly which will drain her energy, but is very mean

>>45956262
>Anon, stop making up silly names and get in the flower.

>>45956288
I mean, you can still hug her when she's awake.

>>45956288
>Venus flytraps can count
>As in they won't snap shut if you tickle their hair only once, but will if you do so a second time in a certain period
>With that in mind, it is safe to grope the sleeping plant as long as you leave gaps between your pinching and prodding
>You might even be able to escape her sleep hugs if you get caught, assuming you don't tickle her drills too much
>Otherwise she'll sense you as prey

Benn thinking. Imagine not being quite convinced about the man eater, and she lets you "try it out" by giving you a handjob while she surroundds your hips with her small handtrap
And then she doesn't let go until you are fully emtied out and addicted to the pleasure. She then drinks up all the stored cum in her hand in front of you.

>>45955017
Fuck off with this absolutist horse pucky.

Plants? I just want to trap a venus fly. Couldn't find a Beelzebub pic with that body type.

>>45956073
They've been sitting in their caves reading hentai for the last thousand years, so they've forgotten that asking a man to lick rice off their armpit isn't cute or normal.

>>45956347
The moment I saw the 'sleeves' I got the idea of her holding an Anon's hand and trapping him with the 'sleeve.' She just smugly smiles at him as he gets closer and closer to cumming just from the sensation of her fluids on his hand and their interlocked fingers. New girl is on my list of story ideas already.

>>45956440
Incredibly lewd.
A girl that can make you orgasm from just handholding sounds lovely.
Definitely a lot of potential with this one.

I'm going to shoot my load into the soil around venus penistrap to annoy her. She's a plant, she can absorb it that way!

>>45956404
They are usually bigger.

>>45956461
Should I watch re zero?

>>45955497
Note that she is sitting in the flytrap jaws, rather than having her butt attached to them. Basically most of her body mass is connected to the fly trap via her hair vines.

Also, don't forget there are more than one type of carnivorous plants, so there is a slight chance we get a pitcher plant in the future(not related to baseball(probably))
And if we don't, hope we get the different types represented in fanart at least.

>>45956480
the next plant girl is an ara ara pitcher

>>45956485
Oh goodie. Even more excitement for people to pretend on drawing every four months is the most amazing thing in the world.

>>45956488
I'm excited. Are you not excited?

>>45956488
She might be a green plant woman, but she will never be as green as you are with jealousy towards actual content creators.

>>45956480
>getting glued to a sundew plant

>>45956473
It wasn't bad. Not the most amazing thing in the world for me but anime peaked with konosuba anyway.

>>45956485
There are also the flypaper types. I imagine those types to be exibitionist in nature, riding and pleasuring you while you are trapped in their leaves by some sticky aphrodisiac gluelike liquid.
>>45956507

>>45955865
hot as hell. can't wait

>>45954548

Also, pineapples have a carnivorous cousin? Like imagine a tanned alraune with pineapple bikini and her creepy cousin who is really clingy for some reason and her leaves form a tunnel from where she comes up and tries to drag you down to the bottom that is full of nectar.

>>45956461
She's not THAT big in canon. Fan artists just love giving her cow tits for some reason.

>>45955469
>le femdom girl
Fucking gay, KC needs to release a new maledom monster

>>45956493
Death does not exist for us

>>45956578
Skill issue. Every girl is maledom if your will is strong enough and your dick hard enough. No true maledom king would ever beg for handouts. You sound like a femdom fag with your whining.

>>45956504
If you mean new content I drew this last thread.

femdom bros have been eating well lately

>>45956485
Imagine being trapped in plant-san's pitcher with her forever...

>>45956596
>You sound like a femdom fag with your whining.
Man I'm just tried of femdom garage everywhere

>>45954600
>be gardender hired to tend wight's garden
>garden has this amorous alraune growing in it
>the alarune takes a liking to me and gifts me fruits and flowers to try and romance me
>by chance, wight learns up to the fact that the garden alarune is into me and takes me out on dates (gives an offer i can't refuse) to the garden to flaunt how i'm hers and not the alarunes'
>in response the alarune took me out on a date (by force) into a graveyard, to flaunt me before the watchful eyes of the wights' zombie servant girls
>and thus the first garden wars began
Can Anon the Gardener defuse the situation, and end up unifying the dead and the living into his harem? Or will he forever be but a plaything to be passed around the two teams, like a perverted game of capture the flag? Find out after 500+ episodes of our new soap opera action comedy drama and a few other genres, based on the hit videogame franchise of the same name, "Plants vs. Zombies™": Monster Girl edition!
hot take: tomboy pyromancer sunflower from the Heroes arc is the only redeeming feature of her season, the fights were dumb but i wanna marry the fire-flower and dress her in girly clothes

>>45956649
Raging mushroom anon, take them, go on adventure, outrape the rapist

>>45956665
>Hang on a minute...
>These aren't raging mushrooms - they're just regular old portabello mushrooms!
>CURSE YOU CHESH

>>45956665
>eating dick mushrooms
>letting something else give you the strenght to overpower mgs
This is not the way. Train. Build your muscle. Be faster and smarter.

>>45956625
Is there ever a time when Kenkou doesn't give us a lot to gorge on?

>>45956649
>enters the femdom thread
>whines about femdom
many such cases

>be me, groundskeeper at golf country club
>trimming hedges around the course underneath an oppressive sun
>sweating up a storm, I fucking hate the sun so much, I wish I could move to the ice kingdom
>in the background this party of hags who are members of the club club are playing some holes on the golf field
>buncha old ass, fat ass filthy stinking rich retirees, a wight and dark mage and anubis and fox hags among them
>just ignore their annoying high pitched screams every time they get a hole in one and try to go back to working
>"Oh my, you look so tired. Having a hard day out here?"
>god fucking damn it
>Creeping Coin hag coming up to me
>why can't she piss off and leave me the hell alone
>"I thought you looked so overworked out here, so I brought this."
>she's trying to offer me this expensive ass mineral water she bought
>force a smile and take it while thinking her and drink, at least this will cool me down a bit
>"That's better! You're very welcome young man, I know this heat must be so dreadful this time of year!"
>she pulls out a handkerchief and wipes my fucking head without my permission
>cringing behind my fake smile at these fucking hags and their lack of respect for personal boundaries
>thank her again but kind of back off at her invading my breathing room
>she just comes closer while ranting on about how it's just not right to make a guy like me work so hard in so much clothes
>I'm only literally wearing khaki shorts and a short sleeve button up, does she want me fucking nake- wait, yeah, she's a hag
>"Haha, yeah, for sure ma'am. Anyway, I need to get back to work now, but thanks for the drink."
>"Oh, certainly you should take a break right about now, you've been out here for hours."
>"I don't get paid if I don't work, ma'am."
>"Nonsense. You should take a break, perhaps you'd like to come join me and my friends and hit a few goals for just a bit? Come on, just a few minutes shouldn't hurt!"
>she puts her arm around my shoulder like we're best friends that knew each other for years and presses her giant golden breasts against me
>"Ma'am please I'm not gonna get paid."
>"Come now just a few minutes won't get you fired!"
>"Ma'am no, I have to do my job, I need-"
>"Just a few minutes, dear boy! Come!"
>"Ma'am my paycheck depends on this. Ma'am!"
>"Only a little break won't hurt!"
>"Ma'am I can't-"
>pushes my head into her cleavage to shut me down
>"If anyone asks I'll just talk to your manager and explain what's up! Come have some fun with u-"
>"MA'AM NO-"
>push her away and run off
>hear her giggling like a predator as I get away
>to the garden tool shed and lock myself inside
What the fuck is wrong with these goddamn hags
Why can't they just leave me alone
JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I JUST WANT TO DO MY JOB AND HAVE A NORMAL LIFE
STOP BOTHERING ME STOP STOP FUCKING STOP STOOOOOOOOOP
I WILL NOT BE A BOYTOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT BE PREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>45956625
femdom bros have been eating well lately
You been "eating" the equivalent of goyslop junk food

i feed my hellhounds raging mushrooms so she is extra rapey

>>45956577
Tits one goats are great. Take heed, Sabbaths. No marune's though, those girls are alright.

>>45956688
The best type of femdom relationship is one where you try to wrestle dominance from her but always end up short of the goal.

>>45956251
>3... 2... 1... And we have a liftoff!
>So far, so good as Anon gets flung towards the nest high up the cliff
>Falls bit short, and starts his way back down towards the ground
>Thankfully we invested in GremTech™ Parachutes
>Works flawlessly, and Anon gets back to ground safely
>Apart from some of the harpies from the nest trying to grab him as he floats down
>This is because the sneaky gremlins had written "FREE SINGLE MAN" on the top of the parachute
>While Anon wouldn't mind being grabbed, he is a man on a mission
>And its not about the destination (getting hitched with a harpy)
>But the journey and doing it on his own terms

>>45956679
Mamono is always stronger, so combat drugs are needed. I will inject the shrooms into my vein
>>45956672
Chesh wouldn't do that because she wants to get raped, cute dork

>Man has been in a coma for over a year
>Portals open
>Doctor Demon visits hospital
>Straddles the man and gives him a kiss on the cheek
>Man wakes up
Many such cases

>>45956696
Poor thing. Already accepted a gift from a hag; he might as well be hanging off her arm at a fancy party already.

weird plants give me the creeps, like deep primal revulsion from just looking at them

>>45956750
>On the cheek
Demons are actually such turbovirgins holy shit

>>45956760
No kiss on the lips until the contract is signed

>eat a funny red mushroom
>suddenly am more powerful than any monster and can and will rape any monster into submission until she's mindbroken and only thinks of your cock and nothing else
>literally now capable of making a hellhound into a hellpuppy with your bare hands, like her physical strength just completely vanished, you can hold her down and headlock her and she literally couldn't resist even trying her best to
>you can just order one of these funny red mushrooms off the internet and become completely dominant over any monster you want
>literally unstoppable
>literally a lilim could blast you with her full power and you wouldn't even flinch and then you'd proceed to turn her into a cum dumpster
>people will still complain that they can't dominate monsters somehow

>>45956697
i can feel how angry you are just from this

>>45956786
I get them, I was like that before I understood the power of the shrooms

>>45956786
Yeah, because it's literally a middle finger and it's just an easy way out without any struggle, the only thing whiny "maledom" fags deserve.

Hate femdom
Hate maledom too
Simple as

>>45956786
... I feel like you're overestimating how strong raging mushrooms are. There's a difference between letting you mating press a cheeky minotaur and negating the daughter of the Demon Lord's ability to make you jizz yourself at 200 meters.

why would you eat a penis-looking mushroom with penis veins on it

>All mamono have godlike powers like teleportation if their husband is too far away or time-bending
>They are by default stronger than any humans
Using the mushroom is bad because?

>>45956807
>it's literally a middle finger and it's just an easy way out without any struggle
Taking the easy way out without a struggle is like 80% of the setting. The other 20% is going slightly off profile but getting what you want after a little effort maybe. It's almost surprising to see anyone expect otherwise at this point.

>>45956786
raging mushrooms are shaped like penises. eating them is homosexual, and will make you alp.

>>45956821
That's how it works. Read the source material fag. The only thing it wouldn't give you the power to rape is someone who's already married.

>potato nigger starts sperging
>femdom vs maledom baiters show up
I'm seeing a connection.

>>45956831
It's not anon. In general, and this is also stated in the profile, the monstergirl has to be predisposed to want to take your mana. Married mamono are the most obvious choice, but not the only one. If she doesn't like you you wouldn't be able to do anything either.
> it's completely ineffective on others such as those who have their heart set on someone else, those who have a husband, and those with no interest in that particular man whatsoever.
Like if you are going to quote someone elses words, at least do it right.

>>45956831
Please use a little bit of the reasoning ability I know is locked away in your skull somewhere. The omnipotent oversoul of god is not locked away inside a mushroom.

>>45956825
I don't know, anon. Why would a man do such a thing?

>>45956831
>Read the source material fag
You first.

>Additionally, if a monster eats this mushroom, her ferocity will remarkably increase, and she'll become a sex crazed beast and attack a man. Even timid monsters like “Cockatrice” and innocent monsters like “Alice” will intently attack and copulate with men like wild beasts, so it can be used to spice things up for a fresh sexual experience.
Oh, that's a funny image. I kind of want to see an Alice go berserk and rape someone.

I'm going to sneak raging mushrooms into my shirohebi wife's food.

>>45956848
>>45956851
>blah blah blarghe You VILL embrace omnipotent femdom You VILL not have free will or be capable of anything ever
Didn't read don't care, following 100% canon is fucking retarded because 100% canon is written by a retard I will just make it work the way I want it to work instead nigger, this is a wish fulfillment setting so I'll fulfill my wishes instead of care what blabber mouthed diaper wearing femdom faggots like you think
Get fucked faggots, go alp and drool over the idea of having your mommy rub your belly after it got hurt and rumbly from drinking your soilent while I remain heterosexual (which you are not)

>>45956689
I swear none of you know the subject of this thread.

>>45956871
far be it from me to rescue any man from himself

>>45956831
>The only thing it wouldn't give you the power to rape is someone who's already married.
Pretty sure it will, anon. You can do anything.

>>45956879
Based

>>45956879
LMAO

The important thing is that hellhounds tongue my anus.

>>45956879
you seem mad, anon. maybe you should step away from the computer for a minute, take some deep breaths.

>>45956879
Controversial
>a wish fulfillment setting so I'll fulfill my wishe
No, anon, you can't. It has to be the right way. This isn't make believe fairy tale land. If you do it wrong there WILL be consequences.

>>45956879
>Read the source material fag
>following 100% canon is fucking retarded
What a joke you are.

>>45956534
Admittedly she has a nicer design than profile.

>>45956880
That's fucking rich coming from the schizo throwing autistic tantrums over people enjoying MGE... in a thread whose OP has MGE plastered all over it

>>45956880
She cute
Wish she was my wife

>>45956909
You forgot that time we had a gacha OP.

>>45956913
You sure love replying to yourself

>>45956879
Femdomfags hated him because he told the truth. Now watch them try to insist that the wish fulfillment setting doesn't fulfill wishes because uhhhhh ummmm your wish is le wrong......
MGE cultists are pathetic.

ow ow ow my tummy hurty! mommy hellhound dommy milky mommy dommy hellhound rub it better please!

>>45955469
Whoa-oh, here she comes.
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up!
Whoa-oh, here she comes.
She's a maneater!

>>45956879
I don't know if someone who gets angry and upset so easily should be trusted with sexual or romantic dominance over anybody. It seems to me like you'd be much better suited to life under a mamono's caring thumb, don't you think? I bet you'd be much happier making your wife breakfast over the stove in nothing but an apron than getting so worked up and *upset* over nothing again. Maybe a little bit of flaying would help you accept your clear, natural role a little better?

>Your wish is to have a submissive wife? NOOOOOOOO THATS BAD THATS WRONG NOOO YOU CANT HAVE THAT YOU WILL NOT GET THAT NOOOOO
>Your wish is be a good cuck who wears a collar and chastity cage for a morbidly obese lady who forces you to call her mommy? BASED BASED BASED YOUR WISH WILL BE FULFILLED THIS IS GOOD THIS LE GOOD THIS IS ONLY THING YOU SHOULD WANT WE DO NOT ALLOW ANY OTHER FETISH AT ALL IN OUR SAFESPACE FELLOW XIRS

>>45956925

my god that pissed the pest off
see you all tomorrow. not going to stick around and endure unprompted maledom schizoposting

>3 hours later
>he's still melting down over the new profile being released and spamming the thread with garbage
Every reality check equals instant suicide watch when it comes to schizos like him.

>>45955497
man she looks comfy to just cuddle up to in her big mouth thing
soft cuddlepillow plant made for groping like a stress toy before getting some well-deserved shut-eye mmmmm, she can pretend to be the dominant all she wants to but i know in the end i'll be the big spoon and i'll get to fondle her tits and thighs all i want and that's a win in my book

he really is losing it.
delicate autists like him should be under the care of hellhounds. they care with a firm paw and a loving, but strict regime. he won't be able to have mental breakdowns when he's too busy getting snuggled and eating out hellhound.

>femdomfags try to make the thread their personal police state and dictate how the canon ackshually works (in their opinion btw) and denounce features of the setting they disagree with
>streisand effect comes in the form of shitposting that bites them in the ass so they cry "p-pest!" while shitting themselves
kek

>>45956945
But it's funny seeing him act like a clown. I mean, like himself.

MOOMMMMMYYY I NEED MY SOILENT PLEASE MONSTER MOMMY AUNSTER PLEASE I CAN'T OPEN THE BOTTLE ON MY OWN MY GRIP STRENGTH IS NOT ENOUGH I NEED MY FEMDOMMY MOMMY TO OPEN IT FOR ME PLEASE!!!!

Post weasels, both zap and knife variants welcomed

I just wanted to talk about monster girls, and show you guys my wife... Instead you're having an all out autism war

The harder you pull the horns. The more she gets off.

Why yes, I do completely dominate a powerful Lilim and make her inhale my cock musk. How could you tell?

>>45956957
Clowns can make over $50k a year, yet he does it for free.

>>45956949
Yeah. The big nectar(?) drops bellow her really gave me barometz vibes. They look solid enough for her to sit directly on, although maybe that's just perspective.

>>45956978
That's some interesting roleplay! I bet you and your lesser succ have fun.

>>45956965
Sound the alarm, you're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC

>>45956979
What a beautiful child

>>45956999

>>45957009
One is not enough.

Reminder that there's no real ill will between maledom and femdom fags and this is just the schizo furnigger having a meltdown over the new profile and trying to manufacture a flame war.

>>45957009
>>45957019
Such beautiful children

>>45956966
This isn't the same few images of the blond baphomet again is it?

>>45957024
We know anon. Those categories aren't even mutually exclusive.

Post birds, both normal and elemental variants welcomed

>>45956992
Nah my wife is a Lilim who is completely submissive to me because my wish was to dominate a very powerful woman and so mamono mana reacted to it and fulfilled my fantasy like it's supposed to :^)

>>45957030
...no

>>45957037
We have
>Fire bird
>Thunder bird
>Air (guitar) bird
We need a dodo/cassowwary/emu/kiwi for the earth bird, and pelican/seagull for waterbird.

>>45957047
At least it's still more soulful than seeing the same skai images reposted every thread.

>>45957047
At least it's still more soulful than seeing the same skai images reposted every thread with maybe a single line of text at most.

>>45957063
I'm getting more stuff of her soon

>>45957056
Is it an emotional dependence thing with you guys? I can't comprehend it.

>>45957037
This remains one of the best harpy pics.
https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg
>>45957056
Siren's a waterbird.

>>45957024
At this point who fucking cares? Incoherent fire will dissipate all contingencies anyway.

>>45957086
For you it surely is, combined with mental self-harm tendency.

>>45957100
Even I can't stand to post the exact same images over and over.

>>45955621
anon should have raped the ratatoskr, or at least forcibly pet her

>>45957098
I'd be afraid of accidentally poking her.

>>45957093
>Siren's a waterbird.
I did not know that existed.
>>45957086
I'm not really emotionally attatched to birds, but i can post them every once in a while i guess.

>>45957093
That leaves the elusive earth bird left

Post more femdom
Mommydom in particular

>>45957125

>>45957114
SEX
WITH
SHOEBILL

>>45957126
>wake up
>it's the cat kingdom
>the cait sith hands you a rattle and tells you your punishment begins
>nursing pawjobs with incredible amounts of fur ending up in your mouth

>>45957139
Agreed. How exactly they came up with such an incredibly sexy stoic design in an all ages show.

Mick secretly loves mommydom and just spouts the maledom nonsense to be contrarian

>>45957154

>>45956826
Because muh humans are weak and cant do anything setting

What kind of freak enjoys harpy feet?

>>45956879
Holy based

If you call a hag "mama" she will cum instantly and squirt milk everywhere

is it cucking to time travel to the future and fuck your future wife?

>>45957257
tfw your future wife is actually you (you went back in time and alped)

Doc Gremmett Brown builds a time machine to go back to the future

>new girl gets released
>it buckbreaks mick and co so hard they go full melty
Lmao.

>>45957241
I enjoy the girl it is attached to.

Is MGE death single?

New girl is SHIT because she's not flat enough
Malef still da best

>>45957379
No
She's my wife

another day with no mgs

>>45957379
There isn't really a reaper "Death" that we know of, but Hel governs life and death, so close enough. She's monsterized, but marital status is unknown, like most other gods.

>>45957388
Malef is fucking garbage

>>45957241
I still can't get over how this harpy wearing shoes activates my almonds.
>>45957401
You can emulate most of the series and play 5 on PC natively.

>>45957401
I don't know about day but she can be yours for an hour.

what the fuck happened to this thread?

>>45957526
Is this the new thread dragon girl mascot?

>>45957437
A very niche combination for sure. Harpy feet aren't really made for wearing shoes, so i imagine they would require specially made ones.(pic unrelated)

"I WILL VANQUISH YOU, MONSTER!" said the tall, brawny Order Hero calmly, clad in in his massive thick golden and steel plates and hefting a flaming hammer as larger as a full grown man over his shoulder with one hand. The foe across from him, far shorter in comparison, was a Jubjub of diminutive stature, armed with nothing but her fat breasts and wingspan, and wet panties. No warrior by trade, things were looking grim for her. She could be completely destroyed by him, utterly smote with one swing of his blazing maul. "Chirp." said she back to him, pupils turning to hearts.

There was no way she could possibly win this fight.

>>45957466
The English not finishing the job hundreds of years ago that's what.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115588771
manticore tf

>>45957543
No, it's just the newest fotm chink gacha girl the furschizo is spamming in the thread.

>>45957598
Not a very peace and love anon, are you? Monster girls ain't gonna like that.

Reminder:

https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>>45955469
Is there a new one after this or man-eater is the newest?

>>45957712
>implying
If they gave a shit they'd delete the obvious troll posts over an hour ago.

>>45957718
It's all over. Finally, So what's your favourite musume girl if you had to choose from background characters

I am a wizard who specializes in collecting, studying and harnessing magical crystals and for the past six months this fuckin Wurm has been digging her way into my storage room to munch on my damn crystals. She has no idea the amount of magical power she's culminating, she could go off like a bomb any time! I had to prevent her from becoming any stronger so I decided to lift my tower off the ground and permanently suspend it in the sky as an aerial fortress. Now that Wurm won't be able to bother me again.

Post cute, harmless spooders.

>>45957718
Look up Kelpie in the thread. Apparently came out as the Man eater was released.

>>45957741
Enjoy it in six months. kek.

>>45957718
when there's 2 unreleased profiles he makes the third public
so one plant to go and apparently ms kelpie is the newest

>>45957736
very harmless

I shall build a labyrinth so complicated that no monster could possibly bother me!
Please ignore all the minotaurs moving in as "volunteer guards" and the echidna pestering me as a "dungeon designer". I shall lose them in the maze (eventually)

>>45957736
they say that spider is yan but she looks like a normal spider to me

>>45957746
>so one plant to
Wait, which one? I thought it was Claustrophyte

>>45957748
this is a picture of leaves. please only post monster girls thank you

>>45957748
Most harmless mamono

>>45957746
This is coming onto worship anon. Control yourself.

>>45957696
She is cute isn't she?

>>45957721
They don't give a shit because they don't know what the fuck is going on in here.

Imagine for a moment there's a crackhead harassing pedestrians in a shopping mall. The owner of the mall employs a security guard. But the security guard does nothing. Then, the security guard not only keeps doing nothing about the crackhead, but also starts protecting him and tazing the pedestrians who are being attacked. This is basically what's been happening ITT for the last year.

>>45957760
the pitcher plant lady, forgot the name

>>45957741
Oh ok thank

>>45957787
Ah, makes sense. Was already taking about her before, good to see she's official. Hope we get fanart of her too.

Imagine being hired as that swat squads stress relief. I forget what they were called? Mon squad, maybe?
>take them on dates
>massage them
>sexual relief
>learn to sew so tionisha doesn't feel bad

>>45957780
So why the fuck do you think spamming feedback reports is gonna do shit? It hasn't done shit the last month you've been trying to organize this shit.

What would a demon girl based of one of the deadly sins be like?

>>45957881
hope is one of those feelings that's hard to entirely eradicate

>>45957780
When (that's assuming if) a mod ever sees your feedback detailing how you don't like a single poster in a random thread that they don't give a shit about on a board they don't give a shit about, all that mod does is speedread it, go 'lol' and skip to the next. But then we'd be assuming mods and jannies actually do their jobs to begin with, instead of just sitting in their discord servers looking at furry porn and CP or ERPing all day in the IRCs.

>>45957920
You're just being retarded, not hopeful.

>>45957934
It's funny watching him clown around though.

>>45957934
you can rollover and do nothing if you prefer
both options are pretty low effort, after all

Instant aggressive reaction. You can tell he's scared of his rogue sponsor getting found out, because he knows he'd be done for too.

>>45957931
You forgot that his main complaint is "wrong monster girls and fetishes."

>>45957754
Spiders have such an unfair reputation. She just wants you to see how much she loves you.

>>45957559
Friends are fine too, they are still monster girls in my heart

>>45957974
Being tired of some anon thinking he can just call to action through the fact mods obviously don't give a flying fuck isn't an aggressive reaction, anon. Like what more do you really need? For a mod to just come in right now and post "yeah we're not doing shit get fucked kek" and just start deleting any posts that aren't the mick? Face it faggot, this place is fucked.

>>45957984
No, he's not wrong to want to be rid of (you), since we know not being able to come here would drive your brown argentine ass to suicide in a day. I'm just pointing out that it's hopeless to rely on the staff for anything, they hate this website and everyone who uses it more than they care to moderate it.

>>45957999
Honestly, that does sound pretty based. Maybe even red-pilled.

getting swept away in a mudslide

>>45958040
Gonna spray her with a garden hose until she goes away

I want FAT Cheshire thighs, highlighted by garter straps, wrapped around my head like some kind of sexy facehugger.

>>45957559
I like this picture a lot