/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Date? No.
Rape? Yes.

>>45952710
Their idea of a date is going to mcdonalds and playing at the playpen then eating an awful burger

>>45952710
They probably don't have a lot of time off, assuming Sakuya doesn't do like 90% of the work, they would most likely work the most during the day when Remi is asleep

Is true that they are taller than the other fairyes?

>>45952948
sakuya does do 90% of the work, the fairy maids are mostly there to inflate remi's ego
that's why in CDS they mention that the fairy maids will do things like cook and then not clean up afterwards because it's not as fun and sakuya seems to just accept that as par for the course

>>45953216
Would you eat a fairy maid's undercooked and overseasoned dish?

>>45952914
Sounds affordable. I'm in.

>>45952851
fpbp. Though I was going to say fuck instead of rape

>>45953463
Full image link please

>>45952710
Not date in the romantic sense, but they would be fun to be around and play with. If you're feeling down and depressed go play with some fairies and screw around. Befriend them and they will come in your time of need.
>>45952914
Taking it easy with fairies sounds like a great time.

>>45953501
I posted it as I found it

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>>45953509
I'm just saying, they could pick better food than mcdonalds.

>>45953677
As long as you're not eating it often who cares, besides, they're fairies. They're not exactly gourmands. Let them have their cookie, their choco milk, their cheap burger, and pat them on the head and watch them pretend to be hamsters in the playland. You're footing the bill anyway, be glad they're not demanding you take them to a five guys or some other overpriced joint.

>>45952710
The tall ones. They're canon btw.

>>45954750
they're not taller, the head maid is just a lolicon and gives them miniskirts to accentuate their legs

>>45954838
The senior fairies are real!

>>45954838
Fairy maids are often depicted as unusually large in print works. These ones are from CDS.

sucks that barely anyone draws fairy maids
there's risui and koyubi, and yohane did back when he actually drew touhou regularly, but that's about it

>>45955111
Taller than the Misstres and the Kot rofl!!

>>45955225
Remi is so pathetic she gets mogged by every member of her staff haha
some mistress she is lmao

There's no such thing as being in a relationship with one fairy. They have different views of what dating is. If you ever date a fairy you will find that she will include her fairy friends in the relationship too. You will have to satisfy her and her friends at the same time everyday multiple times.

>>45955442
"Oh no you can't possibly creampie eighteen fairies at the same time multiple times a day that's just imp-"
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>>45955111
They're daiyousei like the other features fairy, just a bit more dai than the others. I like to think Sakuya perfers taller ones because she made the dresses first and finds girls to fill them second

Um sir these maids new shorter skirts.

The one with glasses is extremely cute

>>45952710
This sounds like hard work. Everyone thinks they're gonna go to SDM and get a cozy job pretending to sweep a hallway while Sakuya obsessively scrubs the entire mansion in time stop multiple times a day, but in reality they need entertainment for all those fairy maids they've got running around the place, and there's nothing more entertaining for a fairy than a human to "play" with. Sakuya would clean the mansion herself regardless of anyone else being there.
You'd probably have to handle each and every single one of them, since the chief maid is an autist that can't connect with another humanoid being. How many maids do they even have in there? A hundred? More? Depending on how their shifts are set up you'd probably have to take care of entire groups of fairies at once.

>>45955748
I could handle it. I'm built different.

>>45955757
Anon's last words before getting turned into a permanently drugged up, living dildo chained up in the fairy-only lounge.

>>45955787
See, that's your problem. That would happen to you, but the chains would slip and they'd forget the drug if it was me.

>>45955459
Worry not, the fairies understand that you're a little tired and need a little life energy pickmeup, they're happy to share a bit in this case

>>45955748
I'd happily be the fairy maid wrangler

>>45955748
>How many maids do they even have in there?
At least 15 in this panel.

>>45952710
I already have enough experience interacting with fairies on /jp/, so no.

>>45957634
fairies know how to play instruments? nice, some outsider need to teach them the Ram Ranch melody justo to fuck with the mistress

>>45952914
buying happy meals and eating them together! bringing a happy meal back for remilia! the three of us play have fun playing with the toys!

>>45952710
Doesn't have to be a maid. But yeah, I would. Happiest bunch in Gensokyo. Life would be so simple; pranks, eat, sleep, play. I don't even need the fairy cunny, just give me a lover who can help me see the joy in life again. Fairy cunny is a bonus though.

>>45955442

True, true. A sacrifice I am willing to make.

>>45953746
I will take my fairies to Chick-fil-a, and they will like it. No bill is too steep in order to have fairies enjoy a nice chicken sandwich and waffle fries.

*cracks knuckles *
impregnating them all will take some time.

>>45955111
Taller than orin is an interesting choice, especially considering how Marisa is a womanlet

>>45963653
I remember these extras!

>>45952851
Please do not rape the maids

>>45983477
The maids chose to be raped the moment they didn't consent.

touhou fairies have no "human" rights.

>>45955748
I can deal with everyone except that one with the green hair to the right.
Her face scares me.

>>45964457
my beloved onaholes (including great fairy marisa)

Maid to order

>>45952710
keep those bitches in my panties

I like freeroaming fairies more

I love fairies

Fairy maid this

My wife Luna!

>>46013106
The coffee fairy

>>45955273
Imagine the level of BTFO that Remi is experiencing in that pic.

Her mosquito bites can't compete with those milk-trucks that are perfectly built for baby and husband alike. Hong's wide babymaker hips completely mock the nonexistent hips of remi. Hong's long and strong legs could leglock even the most powerful warrior, and drain him of every last drop, while Remi's stubby little legs wouldnt even have the power to leglock a fairy.

An absolutely crushing moment for the 500 year old vampcel hag. She won't recover for at least another century.

>>46017685
Yet she is more popular with adult men

>>46017709
>ババア
I don't think she is, too old for their tastes. Either way, those niggas are dead.

sex with fairy maids

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>>46014899
I want to kiss that mouth

>>45952710
Date? No.