/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>SNIFFFF

The collar's going on one of you by the end of tonight, but who?

Remember that blue skin and black sclera equals good wife. Also, have a centipede since you beat me to making the thread.

>>45938488
Oomukade with blue skin and black sclera must be a perfect wife.

>>45938481
i will not wear this lizard's collar

>>45938537
Who says it's for you to wear? It's for you to put ON her, a mere lizard.
For walkies.

>>45938549
do dragons actually?
have they fallen so low compared to humans?
wow.
nothing more than a mere pooch or kot.

Which monsters would fictional characters that interest you be, and why?

>>45938481
My neck is already occupied by an exploding collar. Sorry ladies, I’m already married. TO JUSTICE!

>>45938584
Ernest P. Worrell would be a devil bug.

>>45938584
Lets not invite off topic discussion so early in the thread.

>>45938616
That is on topic.

did somebody say off topic discussion?
chesh is off topic right?
let's talk about chesh.
she will be our off topic discussion.
talk about chesh.
now.
chesh, now.

>>45938615
Please explain.
>>45938616
Meds.

>>45938650
Is it not true, Miss Chesh, that you are in fact a cuddle slut who just wants to receive petting and ear scritches like some common housecat?

Annoying a hakutaku teacher when she's reading is never a good idea, since she will not hesitate to throw a book at you. Perhaps even literally.
If you're going to ask a dragon about her hoard, be prepared for the explanation to drag on.
Dullahans have a notorius problem understanding the concept of Habeas corpus.
Kikimora's way of thinking is mostly defined by her understanding of kikimorality.
It's pretty pointless to try and explain to a wyrm what a toucan is, since she will be stuck trying to understand what two cans have to do with birds.
Ocelomeh's favorite instrument is cello, even if she's pretty meh at playing it.
Bicorns rarely wear hats, but when they do, it's always a tricorne.
If you manage to actually piss off a cheshire, best be prepared to face the chesh's ire.
Bogie may make you the butt of her (relatively harmless) jokes, but her butt is no joke. Also, bogies can be pretty anal about the whole 'clowning around' business, with certain asspects being very tight... ly regulated.

double latex succubus handjobs for hours till you're milked dry then she downs ten loads worth of semen in one gulp from the condom

>>45938697
death via succ handjob would be an ironic and shameful end to my life.

>>45938685
>Dullahans have a notorious problem understanding the concept of Habeas corpus
Ghosts would fit better, if this is a pun. Wisp if not a pun.

>>45938658
The Ernest character is from 80s and 90s kids' movies. It's cartoonish physical comedy + cringe stupidity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIewTXCAqzA
It's also literally the stupidest response I could think of offhand.

ALSO--as you can see from that clip, Ernest movies don't hold up. Do not watch one for "nostalgia" purposes. You're not wrong to remember them as funny, but they are funny for people under 10 years old ONLY.

>>45938772
Ah. Yeah, you are right.

>>45938772
>fit
Wouldn't they just phase through instead of fitting in?

>>45938728
You can negotiate and just become her cumtank for the rest of your life, no prob

>>45938676
>>45938650
Time to bully the bully

>Want to learn necromancy
>grab your resume, put on your finest suit and knock on the door of a powerful undead scholar
>ask them to take you as an apprentice
Pick an undead of your choice and describe how your interview would go
>Wight
>You dare to ask for an audience with the one and only White rose of the moonless night.....for such a banal request?
>I cannot say whether you are stupid or naive. Did you really think I would waste my precious time just to sate your idle curiosity?
>You are correct, I am naive. But that's why I wish to learn. I'm willing to do whatever you ask of me if you agree to tutor me.
>Hmph. Very well. I shall take you as my apprentice.
>My tutelage will be stern, thorough and unforgiving. You shall live here from now on and learn the basics. You may visit my library to study at your own time.
>I shall decide if you're worthy or not in due course.
>Pray for your sake that you dont disappoint me.

I'm very, very interested in getting new abyssals, but I worry what they'd turn us into. Any ideas? And also, what would they be based off of? I'd like a shapeshifting nyarthalthotep type.
>Suddenly get lots of attention from several women
>Eventually settled for one of them, never hear from the others again
>Ask new wife
>She just smiles
>You look into her, many, many eyes
>and see a little bit of each of your suitresses in each

>>45939205
Just give us Deep Ones already KC you hack

>>45939320
He won't give you anything.

>>45939205
I'd be fine with Displacer Kots.
>A little bit abyssal
>A little bit abyssinian
>All cute

>>45939205
Would you like an abyssal lich?

>>45939205
i just want the angler fish girl desu. perfect abyssal idea.

>>45939393
So, you're an anglerphile, then?

>>45939377
Excellent idea, we need more kot

>>45939393
MGQ already did the best one.

>>45939369
He can even give you free art, the only requirement is not being a subhuman

It is a well known fact that a comically evil mg is better than just an evil mg.

>>45939483
I can make my own art.

>>45938481
Me.

>>45939569
kek sure, those pencil scribbles you're too ashamed to post now

>>45939047
>Ghoul
i dont know how it would go, but i think itd be fun.

>>>/jp/thread/45921408#p45927446
>>>/jp/thread/45921408#p45928683
>>>/jp/thread/45921408#p45929833
3 random posts out of a 100 of him schizoing out get deleted, no further action is taken and he continues schizoing out 24/7.
What did they mean by this?

>>45938466

I love my lich wife!

W

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>>45939668
The first and third were probably deleted by himself, the second one definitely was. Jannies are too busy with the current vtumor drama to care, I believe.

do werecats go meow
i found a rather large one, she has tripled horn like protrusions, a massive and thick scaly tail, cat ears, big fluffy paws, a rather derpy yet cute face and she appeared before me by popping up from the ground? the poor thing seemed to be born without legs so she uses the massive tail to move around

>>45940108
Please be patient with him. He's not the brightest poster here.

>Go to gym to try and get in shape
>Swarmed by salamanders and lizard girls asking if they can spot you
I just wanted to run on the treadmill for a while while listening to music...

>>45939047
Attempt #1
>You slide your resume across the table to Miss Lich, and take the empty seat in front of her desk.
>She gazes at you cooly for several seconds.
>"This is not hand-written."
"What?"
>"How am I supposed to judge your penmanship with a resume regurgitated from a..." she sniffs the air quietly "laser jet printer?"
>"It doesn't even use ink."
>"Come back when you're serious."
>She slides the resume back to you and turns away slightly.
>You leave.

Attempt #2
>You slide your handwritten resume across the table to Miss Lich, and take the empty seat in front of her desk.
>This time she actually picks up your resume and begins reading it.
>After half a minute, she sets it down on her desk and fishes a red pen out of her desk drawer.
>You sit for a minute in silence as she begins marking your resume.
"Um"
>With a look, she silences you.
>More than twenty minutes later, she's done.
>Your resume is more red than black as she slides it back to you.
>"Your penmanship is dangerously imprecise for spellcraft. I have marked where you need to improve."
>"Come back when you are ready."

Attempt #3
>"Still not good enough."

Attempt #4
>"This is worse."

Attempt #5
>"Anon, I must ask you a serious question."
>"Are you under the mistaken impression that I am a hakutaku?"

Interlude.
>You've just about had it with this woman.
>You trash your resume completely and write a new one, entirely in purple crayon.
"Hi, my name is Anon, and I want to learn Nekomancy!"
"Please do the needful."
>And then you sign it with a heart where the O in Anon goes.
>This'll show her.

Attempt #6
>You make eye contact with Miss Lich and pass her your 'resume', hatred in your eyes.
>She looks over it carefully, then looks at you.
>Suddenly you feel a wrenching sensation as she casts a spell on you.
>You're in a bed, tied down and nude.
>Miss Lich is standing over you, wearing neko ears and wielding a riding crop.
>She settles down slowly on your PENIS and begins to grind.
>She gently slaps you in the face with the riding crop whenever you talk.
>And she doesn't stop for over an hour, meowing once, softly, at each orgasm.
>When she's finally done, in the afterglow, you ask
"So, do I have the job?"
>"No."

>>45940108
>the current vtumor drama
Isn't that just every single day? If only there was an entire other board created specifically for that shit.

>>45940108
NTA, but at least I think whichever retard used to cover him either got spooked out by the talk about mod feedback or hopefully was removed. Can jannies even dismiss reports on their own?
For some time I haven't seen any of the potato idiocy was being deleted, after the recent drama I started seeing random deletions of his off-topic furshit again.

>>45940215
Just touch the tail, anon.

>>45939047
For the hell of it as to contrast lets say Zombie.

I imagine it'd be very self study focused in this case... though you'd potentially learn a lot by just taking care of her and how zombies act and think a bit on a primitive level. Though its less a direct apprenticeship a self studying necromancer taking care of a zombie sounds cute to me.

>>45940215
>whichever retard used to cover him either got spooked out by the talk about mod feedback or hopefully was removed
Clearly not because he's still being protected.
>Can jannies even dismiss reports on their own?
Most likely yes unless there's just too many to cover up.

>>45939926
This but Zombie wife instead

I think zombies are dumb and not attractive at all, plus they would make terrible housewives and even worse mothers

>>45939047
Eh, I'm gonna roll for it instead
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Wight
Well you already did Wight so reroll
>Phantom
>"Oh, you're a necromancer alright, just not a arch-necromancer"
>"What's the difference?"
>"PRESENTATION!"
Jokes aside she would love to teach me but would also do it all in a play/theater sort of way. Also way too many "villan" songs about how to use necromancy.

>>45940684
Counterpoint--Zombies are cute and get smarter simply by spending time with you, their husband. And all mamono are good mothers.

>>45940684
ms wight is very protective of her zombie mom

>>45940684
Well zombies are dumb, but they are kinda a Transitory stage. With enough time and affection there inevitably become wights and if you can't love your wife at her lowest how can you deserve her at her best anon?

>>45939047
>tfw ur get taught how to raise the dead by a wurm
>she just uses cute phrases and pleas to raise the dead
>shes a bit creepy as well but still cheery and dum as a normal cute woman

>ms lich seeking to weaponize zombies
>hires ms pyrow for the wardrobe

>>45940916
adorable

>>45940916
I want gyaru styled zombies but they keep acting like dumb zombies, they just smile more and are smug for some reason

>>45938685
Posts like these are what gets good men raped by bogies.
Don't be like this, anons. You wouldn't want to get raped by a bogie, now would you?

>>45940257
you forced my hand.

>>45940916
I want an army of those zombies trying to hunt me down

>>45940916
Excellent choice. Extremist faction should employ Ms. Pyrow's services too.

I want more eldritch monster girls.

>>45941050
eldRICH, I hope? The type who can afford at least their own castle.

>>45941083
Nobody expects a Shog with drill hair.

>>45939592
I will get back on it soon.

>>45941002
the mall setting in dawn of the dead woulda gone different if gyarus were around

Lamia that makes you aware of her superhuman strength
>Lamia wife coiled around you
>"You know, anon, I could easily squeeze you dead right now
>She tightens her coils around you
>"And I could swallow you down like a little mouse."
>She licks your face then gives you a kiss
>"Mmm tasty. But you're too cute to crush or eat.."
>She gives you another kiss on the lips and nestles her head up against you
>"...today."
>She looks up at you and gives you a wink
>You know she's just playing around, but sometimes on those wilder days you sometimes question if she's serious

>>45941095
Honestly, shog doing the ohohoho laugh is terrifying.

>>45941132
those extra mouths aren't just decorative

>>45938466

Need Gyaru Holstaur

>>45941002
>what Heaven looks like

>>45941167
Gyaru Haku. Think about it.

>>45941002
Imagine monsths later being hunted down by the same pack of gyaru zombies but with bloated bellies now

>>45941254
Okay, I will.

>Anubis searching the palace furiously for staff that are MIA
>Finds them in the dungeon surrounding some man they had just caught
>they invite her to join

>>45941132
>>45941143
It's not just the extra mouths doing it alongside her--it's the fact she's also the castle.
>Lady Shog "Oh ho ho ho"s at you
>It's a chorus of them across all her mouths
>The castle itself shudders, a rumbly "OH HO HO HO" knocking you to the ground.
>Only makes Lady Shog laugh harder.

feel bad

>>45941318
>anon enters the room
>he hears noises of cheering and clapping
>he nervously takes a seat at the dinner table
>she lays a tray of fresh, shrieking shogloaf in front of him
>shogloaf again? anon says while a laughtrack resounds
maybe teaching shoggoths human culture through sitcoms was a bad idea

>>45939320
Literally just do the profile yourself at this point.

>>45941381
I'll keep her away from my petrol don't you worry.

Scared to get jerked off by harpies? What, are you afraid of talon jobs pussy?

>>45941430
You ask too much anon!

>>45941451
aussies drink petrol?

>>45941458
Clearly. If it were such a pressing matter somebody would have commissioned art of it or written at least a story about it at this point. But I suppose unless KC does it himself it’s not good enough for the Irish.

>>45941318
Now that's just bullying. The only response is to kiss the shog lady to shut her up.

>>45941254
Galhakutaku

>>45941476
>monster girl that turns you into a were-lion and then you fuck your furry cat harem
Interesting. Like khepris.

>>45941505
That shirt is so tight it feels like it could burst open at any moment, and I'm not saying that just because I can't take my eyes off of her breasts.

>>45941505
it's interesting that i find her profile shirt lewder because of the built-in paizuri hole

Can't beat the pizza

>>45941456
>want to grab lube but are too scared to move
>you recall something about talons having insane grip strength
>you don't know what's worse, that she has you held in just the talons or that she could be using her scaley palm

>>45940982
So how do i get myself raoed by a bogey?

>>45941589
be sad and alone

>>45941589
>raoed
Raped i mean.

>>45941589
>raoed

>>45941609
you are already bred

>>45941589
>So how do i get myself raoed by a bogey?
First, Miss Bogey has to go shopping so she can pick it up.
Second, put out a tarp and get on top of it.
Then just wait for Miss Bogey to sauce you up!
https://www.raos.com/products/marinara-sauce is just one of many delicious options that you and Miss Bogey can try!

>mick is seething again
Alright, I had some technical difficulties last night but I'll go get it working
Was it a bogie wurm or a bogey wurm?

>>45941652
Cute but tomboy kot better

>>45941646
Why are you so upset?

>>45941646
Boogie Wurm--she dances!
(I don't actually know the answer to your question--I just like puns.)

>>45941646
bogie wurm
give me wurm clussy

>>45941646
Cait sith wurm.

Can you even splice bogie with another species like that? It's not like it's just a clown costume, after all.

Bogie's Boogie Wogie Fun House!

Now with more jump-scares, enemies, and game over scenes!

>>45941718
The same way any girl can be a centaur if you have a hacksaw.

>>45941728
AND a horse.

>>45941718
Monster hybrids are fun.

>>45941724
>get jumpscared
>throw yourself at bogie, face-first in her soft pale tits
I suppose the 'scare' part is that you're afraid that she will leave you?

Spring is approaching, that means the bugs will be active again

So tell me, what's the MGC gyms like?

>>45941819
I hate spring and bugs and the sun.

>>45941724
Imma run after the bogie and rape her

>>45941819
Card's on the table: I thought that moth in the middle had a beard.

>>45939774

>>45941819
I will hold back the locust girls on my own.

>>45941002
The nude version of that picture is pretty nice, I like simple art that is also hot

Living is so cringe. All the cool girls become undead.

>>45942142
True!

>>45942142
They were cool, now they're cooler

>>45942167
Eternal lovemaking

>>45941819
I hate spring. I always get a bunch of bugs in my house before the spiders block all the entrances.

>>45942142
Amen to that
>>45942202
Hellooooo nurse!

>>45942167
Why do undead girls always go bottomless? What is their problem?

Confusing moth noises?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-s714RNXHY

>>45942258
Lots of mamono are like that. For example, Lamias never wear pants!

>>45942258
Well a corpse always swells
>>45942268
Cool bug fact. I like it

>>45939047
>Pharaoh
>Apply to be a Civil Engineer
>Pyramids are where the real money is, everyone knows that
>Her test magically determines your arousal in response to feet and snakes
>The combination of footfaggotry and ophidiophobia is the only way to get the maximum score
My high marks in Civil Engineering didn’t matter at all, wtf?

>>45941724
I can't deny that there is something extremely appealing about the thought of big bogie gently domming me
Also weird how some art makes her wear half-mask, and other pics just make it look like it's simply her makeup.

>>45942258
Usually they wear less than that

>>45942258
Its hard to put pants on

>>45939047
>Dhampir
>Application is a physically intensive gauntlet
>Eventually a sandbag with a poor rendering of a vampire is deployed in front of you
>You are told that insulting it counts for 3/4ths of your score
>You can hear moans and gooey sounds behind you when you get in an especially good insult
This is confusing, where’s the part about raising the dead?

>>45942377
This one didn't understand the assignment.

>>45942268
Does this mean that brightly colored mothgirls have extra potent aphrodisiacs and/or hallucinogens?

>>45942486
and some of them have inflatable genitals

Mouse girls still overpowered

>>45942520
A gasmask and not being a creep counters this one.

>>45942502
>Mothgirls, when given sufficient stimuli, have been noted to increase breast and buttocks volume by upwards of 25%
nice

>>45938841
He would be either a Bogie or b8 for one, if you know what I mean Verne.

>>45937293
Careful, she big.

>>45942666
>>>/trash/

>>45938866
>it’s just a phase
No, that’s Phantoms. If you’re lucky. Probably not, brace for maximum fujo in 5, 4, 3…

>>45942377
No surprise with hips like that.

>>45942736
Well yeah, that too

>Miss Gote, please calm down!

Sorry anons, this is as far as my sketch went before my hand decided enough is enough
I'll finish/fix it someday
Maybe

>>45942800
Cute. Everybody loves a wurm.

>>45942765
Hips like that are perfect for thongs

>>45942800
You can tell she's mischievous with that tongue. Nice pic, I hope to see it finished.

>>45938466
In a heartbeat.

>>45943109
FAT tail

>>45942924
Lolis with wide hips should just all wear g-strings, pasties or pelvic curtains.

>>45941481
The blushing will be overwhelming.

>>45943129

>>45943172
We can all agree all wide hiped mamono should wear that.

>>45941527
Why are you even here.

>Not into lolis
>Favorite body type is still flat chest+wide hips

It's just a more efficient design.

>>45943234
The Fox art of Seduction

Dumb kot

>>45943208
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make to stop the shog floor from shaking due to shog lady laughing.

>>45943324
I really like these specific images turned into MGs

>>45943240
To post whatever fantasy comes to mind. Really the question is if you wanted an mge only thread you are better off going somewhere else.

>>45939379
Yes please, She looks very cuddly.

>>45943376
I recognize that dork on the left

>>45941381
no i like being happy

>>45943397
She is NOT a dork, she is the most feared bandit of the Golden Sands found this side of the divine river!

>>45943453
That's her big sis

>>45943262
Mating season always has foxes wearing the most desperate outfits to get a man. The older, the more revealing.

>>45941461
The aboriginals are known for huffing it. It's a crude, pardon the pun way of mental alteration and killing brain cells.

>>45943376
You are all alone with your mental retardition here. You've spent over a year coming to a thread full of MGE fans just so you can get mad about us liking MGE. Terminal brain damage.

>>45943488
Do you want a medal for writing all that?

>>45943262
Fox hags > Young foxes

>>45943488
if you want to get under the furschizo's skin, this is how you do it
>>45943520
Hey furtard. why dont you try making another mge-free thread? maybe this time it'll last more than 2 hours before getting deleted

>finally visit one of those maid cafes that everyone talks about (you're lonely, nothing to be ashamed of)
>and maybe that will stop the Eros newletters you keep finding in your mailbox
>bunch of kots in cute uniforms
>try not stare
>food's good though
>one of them brings the bill to your table
>you notice her large, wonderfully fluffy ears
>you want to touch
>you must not touch (don't want to be that guy)
>she looks at you
>you look at her
>without breaking eye contact she sits in your lap and leans in real close
>gives you the look
>nervous sweating
Head-pats are non-negotiable

>>45943520
Do you want a medal for being a complete and utter failure at life? You can't even make friends online where people don't have come face to face your corpulent form, because your personality is even worse. You can't do anything else except beg for attention from people you hate all day.

>>45941724
im gonna run after the bogie instead of away
imma gonna get that juicy clussy

>>45942800
>Has science gone too far?
Cute.

>>45942800
adorable and thanks

I'd be more than happy if the thread split so furcuck could stay in his own little schizobox
Imagine the rise in thread quality

Men should be extra careful with the weather being as cold as it is. Men are like living, sexy space heaters to cold-blooded girls. Snakes and lizards get sluggish in the head when they haven't been heated up enough.

Fall asleep on the subway? Wake up covered in snakes.

>>45943600
Why do you feel the need to reply to him? He's bad enough, but now I and everyone else have to see your posts too. Report and ignore.

>>45943599
Cat cafés do be like that

>>45943600
No, I want a perfect angel wife.

>>45943599
Don't do it anon! Headpats are legally recognized as marriage proposals

>>45943623
Attention whores don't "stay in their own little schizoboxes", Anon.

>>45943599
I will not scritch the taco cat on my lap

>>45943693
It's give headpats or get headpats.

Does the cafe have any old kots?

>>45943599
>tfw you get what clearly is a dragon with cat ears
>try your best to not state the obvious but she did the classic dragon fire sneeze
>now ur covered in soot and there is a clearly crying and distressed dragon sitting on our lap telling u shes so sorry

It's kiki time.

>>45943599
If she really wants me to pet her, she's going to work harder than that for me to break my hesitation. Mainly purring.

>>45943706
I will leave after paying. No patting involved.

>>45941819
>>45941916
>>45942224
Fifty more days.

>>45943728
how long is kiki time?

>>45943754
W-watermelon?

>>45943728
Did you know that many Polish Kikis are skilled ice cream makers? Ask one to make you some, you will not regret it!

>>45943758
Kiki has strong thighs

>>45943758
yes

>>45943728
But I don't need a kiki my apartment is tiny and I can keep it clean myself.

>>45943711
I'd probably end up petting her and telling her everythings okay and Im not upset in that scenario. Sucker that I am I can't stand it when someone cries.

>>45943785
She can also cook quality meals for you.

Would you a Cait-Sith in heat?

>>45943799
I know how to cook too. Kiki is behind the times; most men now can easily cook instant noodles on their own

>>45943728
i need a kiki wife whose plump and 10.5 ft tall

>>45943662
but they're so fuzzy
>>45943733
having a purring kot on your lap sounds like heaven

>>45943817
Alert, foxes have been detected approaching your position.

>>45943808
I would ask my hebi wife if she knows any good cat recipes.

>>45943826
It is heaven. Especially if she lays her head against your chest while she does it.

>>45940215
This post got disproven fast. Just a quick reminder that this page exists:

https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>>45943840
Foxes sure are easy to impress if they want Anon's instant noodles this badly.

Deploying Shog.

>>45943840
Tofu is gross

>>45943862
Cleaning shog

>>45943881
BONK

>>45943876
All Foxes know instinctually how to prepare Kitsune udon.

>>45943904
I don't even know where to start with you. I mean do you even know who you're talkin' to here?

>>45943862
>deploying
actually just turning over a bucket full of shog and letting her plop on the floor so she can roll around and clean it like a squishy roomba

yes hello i'd like to volunteer at the monster gym as a towel rack and visual motivator

>>45943961
but where would you get a bucket of shog from? the shog store?

Haha, you have failed to show proper respect to the local kitsune population! All your food will be filled with fox fur and your chickens will get stolen for the rest of your life until you bring sufficient offerings to the nearest shrine!

Fat fox hags

>>45943971
>he doesn't know about the shog store
anon, I...

>>45943971
>the shog store?
I mean, where else. You can get it at the maid academy also, but there isn't always one in a town, and the shog store sources their sog buckets from there.
I wouldn't buy one from Amoozon. Usually those are just painted slimes pretending to be shogs.

>>45943971
Yes
Or alternatively you just one day discover a bucket of shog in your kitchen, looking at you all googly-eyed and waiting

sweaty mino armpits

>>45944014
imma jerk off into the shog bucket

Does anyone have any cute yeti greens? I don't believe I'm the only one saving stuff, but I only started the last year or two and I love yetis.

>>45943971
>the shog store?
Well yeah. It's where I got my new graphics card the other day.

>>45944049
I remember there's been tons over the years, but I don't know if anyone's saved all that stuff. You can probably find lots of stuff if you search for yeti on warosu.

>>45944049
I wrote this the other day, about a dad and his yeti daughter's pillow fort.
https://pastebin.com/JJn17Ydq

>>45944004
>buy a shoglet from Amoozon
>it arrives day after the deadline
>in a huge cardboard box
>inside of it is another box
>and another
>and inside of that one is a small sleepy slime

>>45944004
do they sell cups of shog? i dunno if i can afford a whole bucket of shog

My mage childhood friend might be now 69/10 demi-goddess that can make me cum with a touch but I still remember when she was just a shy, scrawny, glasses-wearing ultra nerd and I won't stop reminding her about it.

>>45944070
I know a few people collect bits and pieces. Someone had a succubus green from 2015 that I loved and couldn't find. I was shocked they remembered it.

>>45944084
It's easy, you just pour a cup of shog onto the floor of your house and watch it grow.

>>45944004
There's something funny and somewhat adorable about an academy-licensed young shog arriving in a bucket, staring at you intently from the inside of it and shoving her maid certificate into your face

>>45944084
They do sell cups of shogs, but those only grow up to be, lets say, small.

Need a creepy dark mage nerd to sit on my face.

>>45944071
I saw. Loved it! Looking for older ones too.

>>45944170
its ok if i get a smol shog, they can grow with patience and love

>>45943234
>We can all agree all wide hiped mamono should wear that.
You're not wrong, but those articles of clothing are simply extra striking on girls like these in particular.

>Wight pretending to be a zombie because she likes getting doted on by her husband
>Husband knows she wighted long ago but loves doting on her so plays along
>The undead aristocracy keeps sending her letters inviting her to join them but she burns them all

>>45944210
There is something to be said about taking in a shog that is small and extremely cute, and then said shog growing big enough so that her tits are on your eye level.

>>45943808
raw babymaking sex with Cait-Sith
>until my job is stable
Weird flex but I guess he can roll with it

I love zombies so damn much!!!!!

>>45944306
And they love you too

>>45944237
>newly transformed wight curled up in a fetal position trying to deal with all of her memories coming back
>zombie daughter wanders into the room
>"mommy?"

>>45944320
Where do zombies get all the stitches? Most people don’t die such violent deaths that they need to put everything back together, so who’s the person who goes around adding stitches to zombies?

The konbini counts a labyrinth

>>45944352
>all of her memories coming back
Bet she’s cringing from when she was still a zombie and tried to cook something for her husband but accidentally cut her hand off, or the time she wandered off got lost in the mall and tried walking up the down escalator

>>45944381
There's an unspoken agreement among wights to just not talk about what they did when they were zombies.

>>45944395
Too bad their husbands always talk about it and even carry around pictures of their cute zombie shenanigans

>>45944378
i would not wish the konbini on miss holst or miss mino.

>>45944364
Mexican drug cartel victims

Someone said curvy moths?

>>45944364
drawings and (temp) tattoos because some of their husbands like the look

>>45944425
I sure hope she doesn't flutter her wings to spread her dust, taking advantage of my disoriented state.

>>45943859
You've been posting this for like a year now.

>>45944364
It's a social status thing. A PROPER zombie must have stitches in visible places, just like a proper vampire must sleep in a coffin, etc.
These days stitches are done with care and for maximum aethetic value, with strings made from modern materials and all that, but still.

>>45944425
Cute, but I like my moths porcelain white.

>add another chapter to Troll story
>add another chapter to Zombie story
>maybe add another chapter to Valkyrie story
>finish Eros Kej story for Valentine's
>finish Ryu story for Chinese New Year
>maybe write up Valentine's chapters for all of my stories so far
>have a cute idea for the Ocelomeh
>vacation time unlikely to be approved

God, I just want a Lim to fucking abduct me already so I can spend the rest of my life never having to work and do fun stuff.

>>45944485
Write a cu sith story

>>45944462
He only really started this month.

>>45941627
That's too messy. You'd have to machine-wash her after, and Ms. Bogey doesn't like that.

>>45941589
hey man, I, uh- I tried all the things you said to do in this post and it's not working, she's not here. i've, uh, tried it a few times and left my closet doors cracked open and everything but it's not working. it's not working, man, it's not working.

>>45944425
Would it be considered inappropriate to grope an insect girl's abdomen?

>>45944378
I hate it when the employees follow me around and ask me if I need help. I just want to shop for my junk food in peace

>>45944554
only if she doesn't consent

>>45944554
creeping up on mantis girls and squeezing their fat thorax with both hands

>>45944581
No matter what she says, she could easily stop you if she really wanted to.

>>45944485
>>maybe write up Valentine's chapters for all of my stories so far
You do you if you feel inspired, but it's good to pace yourself.

>>45944616
I want one so bad. Why do you play with my heart like this Skai?

>>45944616
needs more skai watermark

>>45944660
It's extremely funny that it's included on this.

>>45941724
Can't say I'm into that sort of thing normally, but if bogie called me a good boy I'd melt instantly.

Only half her art is in uniform and it sucks.

another cute yeti daughter green why not
cute yetis?
>yeti family watch documentary about how yetis traditionally hunted men
>yeti daughter sees how yetis of old would camouflauge themselves with their white fur and hide in large mounds of snow waiting for travellers to pass by - then hug them into submission
>unfortunately for yeti daughter, it's summer
>summer, although it means ice pops, also means no snow
>but then... an idea!
>fast foward to the next day
>Anon wakes up, heads to the bathroom and goes to shave his morning stubble
>Except he can't
>The shaving foam is gone
>Slowly turns around to face the bathtub
>Pair of beady, excited, brown eyes staring at him out of a small mound of silky white shaving foam
>"...what?"
>"eep!"
>noticing her fatal mistake too late, yeti daughter shuts her eyes
>sucesss! she's completely invisible in the shaving foam mountain!
>...except she also gets foam in her eyes
>cryingsmolyeti.jpg
>anon spends the next half an hour rinsing the foam out
>"just keep blinking dear, it'll be okay. it'll come out."
>he lets her paws squeeze his hands for relief as her eyes are extremely sore
>yeti daughter is fine in the end, but she smells of your morning care routine and her hair is all fuzzed up
>anon makes a mental note to buy shaving cream instead of foam for next time
>and some ice pops as she was well behaved in the bath
>...and maybe look into getting her some artificial snow too

>>45944804
Imagine yeti but 100% yeti.

>>45944844
That's 65% more yeti, per yeti.

Imagine your favourite monster girl, but as 100% of your favourite monster girl.

>>45944872
Fractal Ushi. She's an Ushi made up of Ushis.

>>45944844
>Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti, I'm 100% Yeti
>Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti, I'm 200% Yeti

>>45944872
>Imagine your favourite monster girl
Didn't read the rest, sorry too busy daydreaming now

Imagine your favorite monster girl

That's all. Have a nice day!

>>45944936
Anon, why would you do this to me. Now all i can think of is mofu.

>>45944936
Don't tell me what to do!

>And then he spent 10 minutes fantasising about cheshire! What a loser! NYAHAHAHA my ass lives rent free in his head!

Is there any fanart of a Leanan Sidhe trying to teach an Automaton how to draw?

>>45938481
She seems nice, but my neck is reserved for miss deem.
>>45938610
I miss lanternon. I wonder if he misses us.

>>45944872
Imagine telling a dragon that you want to fuck her in her original form.

>>45943973
Is this when I bring a box full of collars?

>>45945015
No, but there's that picture of Automaton Fairy getting "milked".

>>45945118
Why would suu have nipples, really?

I'll make the sound of a monstergirl and you all try to get what it is.

Moooo. MOoooooooooooo. Mooo. Moo. Moooooooooooooooooooo.

>>45945141
Nipples important part of boob
Target of suck

>>45945166
Cheshire when you try to bathe her.

>>45945166
Trick question, that could be any hag

>>45945166
Dragon

>>45945166
Sounds like a fox hag to me.

>>45945166
holst wurm

I'm gonna reject an Angel and tell her that I hate heaven.

>>45945141
>>45945172
And fuck.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/908284

I'm surprised that I've only ever seen 1 piece of fanart with a Rata and her nut. I thought there would have been more, them being squirrel girls and all.

>>45945312
I'm gonna give the rata some nuts alright!

>>45945347
Can't help yourself, huh?

>>45945364
I can't help it at all
Ratas are top tier and I love them very much (I want a rata wife)

>>45945364
he's a real nutter

Seriously, they need to do something about those high-level encounters, this is supposed to be a safe zone!

>>45945312
big nut

>>45945398
It's a very safe zone now that she's there (nothing is going to hurt you)

>>45945166
Spider cow

>>45945166
Deonora! Deonora has big tits like a cow! She moos like a cow! Big milkie deonora boobies!

>>45945445
The only part of an ushi oni that's related to cows is her head/horns. That's right. Those are spider tiddies, not cowtits.

>>45945398
It's a bug that's existed since launch. Enemies are level restricted but companions can appear anywhere, and there's no rule saying a monster can't be a companion. The good news is that since they aren't enemies they can't attack you unless you attack them first, so just ignore them and there isn't much they can do about it.

>>45945514
>A bug that's existed since launch
Where can I find this ultra hag soldier boog?

Wish I could give a Lim a lap pillow right now. Or maybe get a lap pillow from a Lim. Hard choice. Maybe use magic to clone ourselves so we can each get a lap pillow.

>>45945522
Somewhere in the apple orchards, most likely

>>45945566
You can use portals to lay one half on the other's lap, while yours does the same to your wife.

>>45945514
>Just ignore them
I’m trying but how the fuck am I supposed to ignore jiggly hags who wear the skimpiest armor available, it’s like their tits could spill out at any moment

>>45944075
>buy a Shogg from MistContinent knockoff store
>cheaper
>package eventually arrives
>it's just a blue slime holding a bunch of pingpong balls painted to look like googly-eyes

I'm gonna team up with a Lich to resurrect the most horny humans in history to unleash them on mamonokind.

>Ben Franklin getting released on the borders of Hagville, Hagtown and Hagopolis

Who else?

>>45945652
mark anthony

>>45944084
>buy a SmolShogg online
>open package
>she's in one of those disguised onahole drink cups
>makes sense

>>45945645
>Shogg from MistContinent
Got lucky you didn't get a Taisui that ate a bunch of purple food coloring,

>>45945645
ANON NO THAT'S NOT A REGULAR BLUE SLIME THAT'S A SHOG PRETENDING TO BE A REGULAR SLIME

>>45945664
Could still make a decent maid, even if she's harder to understand than a Shoggoth.

Nah man, Kikis are just maids. They aren't secretly super skilled deadly KGB agents who can easily defeat a man under the cute demeanor, that's just a popular internet joke. I could beat any Kiki easily without trying. See, look at that Kiki over there. The haggy looking one, she's like two feet shorter than me. I'm gonna go wrestle her into submission, just watch.

>>45945645
Honestly, I would appreciate the admittedly adorable attempt and keep her anyways

>>45945731
Seconds before getting mating pressed by kiki hag

>>45945484
Spider milk can't taste that good though.

Is Makoto actually a Ratatoskr?

>>45945731
go for it anon, not every day you can watch a man be raped by a kiki

>>45945804
No? Why say something so stupid.

>>45945798
Are you saying your wife's milk doesn't taste good?

>>45945798
Just looked up spider milk because of this post and found out it's real and way more nutritious than cow milk.

Trazyn the Infinite would put Monster Girls into his collection on Solemnance.

>>45945867
Fuck off to >>/tg/

>>45945813
Because I was just remembering an old post I saw. >>21495193

>>45945867
Warhammer references on /jp/ automatically make you an Alp.

>>45945867
Do you think they would fuck though?

>>45945867
But which would be his favorite?

>>45945804
She wants at least 16 kids, so who knows.

>>45945933
The one that can make the best bean drinks.

>So the patient woke up
>He had a skeleton fucking him
>And the doctor was never heard from again!
>*Lich laughs*
>Anyway... that's how I earned my Necromancy license.

>>45945798
There's absolutely no way spider milk could disappoint me. I'm not even normally a milk guy, but I BELIEVE in Miss Ushi. The power of my faith in her milk will make it taste great.
Ideally like liquid Tiramisu.

>>45945965
Did you know that inside of EVERY Anon there's a skeleton, just waiting to fuck you?

>>45945982
Pelvis breaking is done to keep the skeletons in check.

>>45945965
Insane lich with german accent?

>>45946085
Choco Cyclops with Scottish accent?

>>45946100
Guitar playing gremlin with southern accent?

Consider the following: Zombies doing the whole shifts at convenience stores, the whole 24 hours

>>45946128
which makes it morally right to steal them and give them a happy life

>>45946128
If i ever find out a Zombie is being mistreated like that, i'll just simply make her my wife and put her on an extended maternity leave.

>>45946128
she's saving for wighthood

>>45945890
You recognized the reference, you are an Alp too.

>>45946224
Having to use a search engine saves me from alphood in this case.

>>45946128
I do this. I own a small store chain and all my workers are Zombies I paid a Lich to raise. I've programmed them to serve only me so even if some idiot tried to steal my Zombies they'd just come right back to working for me. It's the perfect money making scheme. I just sit in my office all day and do nothing.