/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What if we're not of drinking age OP?

>>4594129
this!!

I dont have touhou games.

As a NEET, I don't have any money for beer.

Half the touhou games I have run at 10 fps. Shit sucks.

>Implying I'm not doing that already.

>>4594137
Please buy a PC from this century

I think you would be getting drunk in an exponential order, because alcohol slows down reaction.

>>4594129
>>4594131
Then you are a pair of underagebanned pussies, and should get the fuck out.

>>4594129
Then you shouldn't be here in the first place.

>>4594129
>>4594131

>>4594137
How is that possible?

>>4594145
Installing windows would probably help more.

>>4594146
That's the point, bro.

>zun macedonia.jpg
>macedonia

>>4594151
>>4594152
I'm 20 guys, it's not like I'm still in high school.

>>4594153
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>>4594166
Well 20 is the legal drinking age in Japan, so you have no excuse. Get that beer out Anon, it's party time!

>>4594166
Where the hell do you live?

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>>4594186
Drinking age in America is 21

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>>4594190
Shit. Culture shock.

>>4594186

I'll try this friday

>>4594164
CrossOver can run 6-10 on Mac, including StB. Only EotSD and (I think) PoFV experience any sort of slow-down, and EotSD's goes away after you exit a mode or use a continue.

>>4594119
How the fuck do you get drunk with beer ?
Last time i tried with Amsterdam Maximator it didn't do jack shit

>>4594190

Goddamn, 21? Jesus man.

And Europe wonders why we're messed up.

>how to make /jp/ fun
kill me

>>4594200
>How the fuck do you get drunk with beer ?
I'm pretty bad at Touhou.

>>4594200
You're not supposed to stop at one beer, anon.

>>4594190
wooow, 21
isn't most places 18 (and 16 in most bars)

>>4594119
Some anon did something similar to this a few months ago. He decided to take a shot everytime Shiki went insane, and a lot of other things dude passed out on some of the routes for hours.

>>4594239
surely you jest

>>4594250
In Europe the drinking age is pretty low. I think US has one of the highest in the world.

Drinking is bad for you!

>>4594265
So is sitting in front of your PC for 3/4 of the day

>>4594250
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_drinking_age
It's 18 almost everywhere.

1cced them all on normal without deaths, fuck your thread.

>>4594266
mus be shit living there, had my first hangover with 16, my birthday, good times

>>4594119
Fellow slowfag here. Everything past IN runs at 20~40 fps for me.

>>4594281
Yea I was drinking when I was 16 too. Just because you aren't legal age doesn't mean you can't procure alcohol.

>>4594291
this, especially in my country, Spain, we have this thing called botellon, impossible not to get drunk a bit

>>4594279
Well fuck you, drink anyway.

>>4594279
Then play on hard you idort

>>4594137
>>4594283
Try changing stuff to 16 bits and 1/2 or 1/3 frame rate on config.exe.

Probably wouldn't work for me. I usually play on normal (hard on IN), usually aiming for 1cc. I mostly get fucked over at stage 4 or 5 (6 in IN), get frustrated and lose the willpower to continue the game. :(

>>4594323
I'll try that as soon as I switch to the PC with the games, thanks!

HARD MODE: mix vodka with beer

>>4594371
But, I always do that. How is that hard mode?

>>4594323
Oh wait, it's called custom.exe.

>>4594371
Be a man and drink straight vodka. Don't mix it witrh anything. Same goes for tequila and rhum, should you ever taste them.

>>4594392
Got it.

>>4594407
THE FUCK

>>4594407

Fuck beer, I'm doing E.

How to die of alcohol poisoning:
1. Browse /jp/
2. Every time you see a metathread, take a big drink of beer.
3. Every time you see an image dump, drink an entire can.
4. Every time you see a daily dose thread, drink a six pack.
5. ????
6. DIE!!!

How to make /jp/ fun:

1) Mostly ignore the Touhou, TM, and Umineko threads.
2) Post cool stuff you like instead.
3) ???
4) Profit!!

>>4595213
You forgot the part where you reply to yourself.

Beer is for miscreants. Drink wine or some other spirits.

>>4594166
>I'm 20 guys,

Like how Voltron is 5 lions?

>>4594407
Oh... I think I'm already drunk...

>>4595244
if zun likes beer, then beer is good. shut your mouth.

>>4595251
I chuckled

>>4594323
Holy Jesus Christ, it worked.

This has been keeping me from game practice for a long time. Thanks a bunch!

Forget beer. I suppose liquor and touhou would be fun, but whats really awesome is some grass and touhou. All the spellcards become all meaningful and shit.

Guys I'm in the hospital posting from my phone.

I almost died.

>>4595319

So close...

>>4595319
can you see lines

I'd seriously die.

>>4595319
Almost? Fuck. Better luck next time, I guess.

>>4595319

What did you just do?

I'm gonna keep doing this every day to train, maybe when I decide to play sober one day I'll be like a boxer who always practiced with arm weights and then took them off for the big match.

i drank my last beer and i don't have money

I'll see if my mum wants to do this with me, she loves beer.

I fucking hate beer. I only drink hard liqueur.

>>4597687
Every time you die, she drinks?

>>4594119
No. That would just make /jp/ even more shitty.