/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4592370
I wouldn't go for a girl.

>>4592382
then you're not in gensokyo

Remilia Ojou-sama, become butler at SDM.

All of them... at once.

become the youkai rapist, rape everything that moves.

Thread reeks of normal faggotry.

Rinnosuke

>>4592411
TEAR CIRNO'S HYMEN AND POUR MY STRONG, HOT SEED INSIDE HER WOMB AT FULL FORCE

I dunno.

That one doujin with the "origin" for cirno kind of ruined the whole gensokyo experience for me. I mean the dude just wanted some medicine for a sick kid and he got torn to shreds.

>>4592466
What. I need more info so I can read this.

Well I'd try my favorite, at least I'd look at her. Theres too much fan shit mixed in the pictures, the "real" story her seems like a nice girl too bad she eats humans.

But If I found myself in feudal japan with tones of youkai and shit, I guess I'd live with the humans for the start in some village, since I'm basically an electrical engineer of sorts my universety shit wouldn't be of much help except maybe explain earth stuff to rinouske, I'd probably become a teach, but the situation would be generally fucked up since I don't read write or speak Japanese. So I'm just a useless piece of meat that knows how to do physics and math and thats not very valuable in feudal gensokyo japan.

I'd probably end up a beggar or something.

>>4592466
>the dude just wanted some medicine for a sick kid and he got torn to shreds
Gensokyo is the ultimate capitalist experience.

All men who somehow crossed the border to Gensokyo were eaten alive in less than 10 minutes.

>>4592493
Stay calm, don't post the capitalist pig/cat thing.

Is Gensokyo the Objectivist utopia?

Mokou because she doesn't hate humans. If however I could go for a girl despite my humanity Cirno.

I wouldn't "go for" anyone and would try to get a job helping Rinnosuke.

But if forced, Koishi. She seems least likely to reject me.

>>4592520
Partially agreed.

Probably go for Mokou, but not for the reason you said. Either her or Sakuya.

Both have long (kinda for sakuya) silver hair which blows my mind...and theyre both a bit mysterious. Also have good personalities, at least toward humans.

Well, I would go to the one house-hold I would be most likely to get eaten. Yukari's household. I would challenge Ran then Yukari in hopes that I can impress them enough to spare me. if they do, bang personall safe house. if not at least i get eaten.

>>4592582
>I would challenge Ran then Yukari in hopes that I can impress them enough to spare me.
Sorry I have to do this but

>implying you'd last 2 seconds with a 800+ year old kitsune monster.

>>4592582
>implying you'd be able to find Mayohiga without problems
come on man, better people than you have tried

>>4592652
>>4592637

I know what you say is true, but that's what i would do. but I highly doubt i would ever get to Gensyoko.

harem end

Jump in a lake, genuflect, rape the maids,

>>4592477
Can't remember the title.

it was really detailed art and non-h if that helps.

>>4592659
the more I think about my own scenario, the more I laugh. because it would take me days to find Mayohiga, if i don't get killed by yukai first. then I am faced with challenging Ran, Probably going something like this "Ran! I challen-!!!!"explode. even If I managed to beat ran with a machete and a gun. I would then be faced with trying to impress Yukari, which is a near impossible feat in and of itself.

I sometimes kill myself with laughter.

unnamed village sweetheart.

I'd use my big city smarts to impress her.

Ran-sama <3

Aya. She was my favorite before, and now she's even better. I'm not even trolling.

In before F-Lock and rage.

>>4592481

Gensokyo isn't feudal. It's an unorganised farming community.

>>4592370
The one with the flat chest and always wears a dress...oh wait...SO MANY CHOICES!
Cirno, Reimu, Suika, Tewi one of those

>>4592780
Reimu is Daisho. Yukari is Shogun. Mima is Mikayo.

I'd go over to the yukari house, find chen when she was alone, and make friends. I'd give her candy.
Then I'd say I don't have a place to stay.
Chen, being the good girl she is, would invite me to her house.
The next part is crucial, if I meet ran first, I have a chance to survive, because of how much she dotes over chen, if she sees chen likes me, she'll allow me to at least stay for a meal.
Here I will offer to help her cook, and with my impressive cooking skills I will wow her.
Then, when yukari eats my delicious food, she will allow me to stay as a servant/chen's playmate

Thus begins anons' harem adventure in the yukari house.

And if that doesn't work, I'll challenge yukari to a game of mahjong in exchange for my life, and then try and hit up marisa when I win.

Fullproof plan.

Suwako, because we already know she puts out.

The key to any situation in life, including visits to Gensokyo: Ask yourself, WWRD?

>>4592807

Rape everything that isn't loli? Alright.

All of them

>>4592803
enjoy you're head inside your are anus

>>4592807
>>4592821
ah shit

>>4592824
>>enjoy you're head inside your are anus

>>4592803

I think your plan would work up until they had you for dinner.

HUR HUR HUR

Volunteer to be Nitori's guinea pig.

>>4592803
So we'll be crossing paths then, wish me luck in trying to survive against Ran.

>>4592844

Couldn't you work together in order to survive against Ran?

>>4592841
say goodbye to your shikodama

>>4592877
No regrets

>>4592844
You cannot take power of that magnitude!

Even in /jp/, m-o-e

Everyone would die after 5 minutes by some random youkai or something.

I would be something like:
-Who are you? I never seem you before!
-Ah.... wel... I'm-
-Oh! I see!~ You must be the responsible for this incident!~ (with a "innocent" smile)
-...What? no, I-
-Don't even think about lying!~ (eyes closed looking very cute) I lived here for so long and never saw your face before and with all these weird things going on (she would tell you a brief explanation of the incident and the reason why it bother her, probably a silly one) you are REALLY suspicious~
-Wait, wait, wait a second! You got it wro-
-Not good! I told you to not lie to me!~ (with a sad face) Well then.. Let's get this over with at once, I'm very busy today!~ (with a gentle smile and eyes closed)

*danmaku starts*

*you die*

NO CONTINUES.

>>4592844
I will be laughing at your demise. With Ran.

>>4592370
>If you ended up in the world of Gensokyo
I think the question you should be asking is how I would be ending it.

>>4592895
B-but, nobody dies in Gensokyo...

I would drop in every now and then to say hi.

excuse me may i post through here

>>4592895
Average youkai will be more afraid of you than you are of them since they'll be used to village humans who are strong enough to hurt them, except average wildlife youkai will probably be pretty stupid and may try to fight you like the stupid animals they are anyway if they're hungry. Just hope you don't run into any strong ones, they group up on you or they realize you're not as strong as the other humans.

I mean, you can defend yourself easily enough against a single fairy, but try defending yourself against a whole group of the dumb fuckers.

>>4592803
>Chen, being the good girl she is, would invite me to her house.
HA HA HA
NO

>>4592869
why would he?He's secure in a servant position trying his hardest to stay in line so yukari doesn't kill him.
>>4592901
your not even going to wish me luck?
>>4592960
this

Fuck the girls, i'd create my own clan of social outcasts and become touhou 13 antagonist

i would go after all the girls and live the dream for all of you
i better drink that hourai elixir though

I shall craft a set of bagpipes worthy of my forefathers and PLAY THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

first come first served, i declare my intentions to marry the first maiden that approaches me and i shall be unyielding in my intentions to do so.

>>4592960
It's just a matter of luck then.

you guys realize the human village has a little ghetto for outsiders who wanted to live in gensokyo right. enjoy being discriminated against constantly

>>4593032
So you would be the Banshee youkai?

>>4593047
why would we wanna live there? we could be like Sanae and try and be accepted.

>>4593047

source

>>4593073
Sanae isn't accepted. She lives with a couple powerful gods on a mountain humans are unable to approach. If anything, she's feared.

excuse me may i post through here

>>4593062
I can see the horrible scene already, he's expecting to draw female Youkai in, but instead drives them all away creating the perfect defense mechanism.

>>4593047
That's why I would be friends with people like Reimu and then youkais and other beings that are not hostile against humans. Find a way to get power and become more than just a mere human.

bring advanced technology.

I'd hook up with Tewi and start pulling all this troll shit around Gensokyo.

Like, go to the Hakurei Shrine and put in some money. Then get a hardcore blowjob from the Miko. Then, after I cum down her throat, I'd whisper in her ear: "Ever heard of Monopoly money?"

<-- and then I'd make this face.

More than likley end up dead, but go after aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

I would construct an electricity generator and then live with Rinnosuke.

OR

Open a distillery. The residents of Gensokyo may like their sake, but everyone loves shochu.

>>4592370
Yukari...So that I could go home...

>>4593002
I will. Sarcastically of course.

>>4593129
>Open a distillery.

Oh that's a novel idea-

>brew some shit tier drink

Son, what the fuck are you playing at? Gensokyo is overflowing with wenches it just needs SOME ALE AN' RUM!

I would begin collecting skulls.

Lots of them.

excuse me may i post through here

>>4593185
Then I'd have to purge this realm from the warp in the name of the god emperor of man.

Sorry guys.

>>4593199
Wh- I'm okay with this.

Find Reimu immediately and become her servant in return for her protection or get a job with Aya.

Hoping for the latter really.

I'm quite surprised more people aren't saying Reimu, Marisa or Sanae.

Even in /jp/, m-o-e

Even in /jp/, m-o-e

>>4593325
I'm not too familiar with those characters. What game are they from?

excuse me may i post through here

>>4593162
Thanks anon, thanks a lot.
>>4593254
That is actually a good idea, Aya would most definitely be interested in your stories. and the chances of being Reimu's servant are high.

don't think, feel and you'll be buri hamachi

I'd go for Mokou. Her unique personality is really cool, and I don't mean the tsundere type.
Maybe if I get close enough to her she'll let me become immortal and we'd live together forever.

>>4593345
She would probably never make someone she loved immortal purely because she knows how it feels.

>>4592803
>Chen, being the good girl she is, would invite me to her house.
you realize she is the wildest animal youkai that appeared up until now

The correct answer

50 YEARS

>>4592960

Except just few strongest humans are actually capable of youkai extermination. In groups.

A lone human in Gensokyo's wilderness is as good as dead.

>>4593376
>A lone human in Gensokyo's wilderness is as good as dead.

What about Big Boss?

>>4593376
The average Gensokyo human is stronger than the average youkai. The problem is there are a lot more youkai than humans.

>>4593365
I remember that fic... ;_;

>>4593389
He would eat Low level Youkai and Fae for breakfast!

>>4593389
Big Boss can do anything, anywhere.

Put on my glasses and start walking.

>>4593395

Bullshit. Rumia eat humans and she's one of the weaker youkai.

>>4593178
>distillery
>ale

And yeah I would, if you know where to find fucking barley in gensokyo.

>>4593395
>Youkai are infinitely physically stronger than humans, and trying to fight them will only have you end up as food.

Straight out of PMiSS.

The maid of the SDM. Because since I have the same power as her, she'll be forced to accept me as her equal.

I go for Youmu, die and try again.

>>4593422
Sanae is one of the stronger humans, magically speaking. physically no.

>>4593430
>implying Ale is a drink and not a state of mind

Find three fairies' house and try my very best to befriend them.

Wander around and see if anyone can finally kill me.

>>4593446
>Find three fairies' house and try my very best to rape them.

prismriver gangbang

>>4593185

Oh, how khorney.

>>4593433
>physically
Fucking duh. It wouldn't matter if they had a fucking machine gun, you can't harm youkai that way. Humans in Gensokyo developed spiritual powers.

Youkai vs. the Predator, who wins?

TOUHOU YOUKAI FOR NEWFRIENDS AND DUMMIES:
Youkai>Human
Many Humans>Youkai
Many Youkai>Many Humans
Youkai are canonically selfish and don't usually live in groups or cooperate though, so it'd be really rare to see many youkai ganging on a human.

>>4593467
in every fucking predator story somehow the predator always dies. so youkai win.

>>4592370
Gensokyo? All I experienced was a really bright light and a shattering sound then I was in the middle of a barren wasteland.

Fukou Da~

>>4593395
>there are a lot more youkai than humans

It's the other way around. Unless you count fairies and magical beasts as youkai.

Prey always outnumber the predators.

>>4593471
Youkai>Human

Hahahaha no.

Read the damn games.

>>4593452
I would never rape anyone, least of all my favorite fairies...

>>4593479
Fine...consensual sex then. One at a time or all at once.

>>4593475
>Unless you count fairies and magical beasts as youkai.
OH HEY GUESS WHAT YOUKAI MEANS?

All fairies, magical beasts, ghosts, shit are youkai. There's also some youkai who can't categorized as something and are simply called youkai. They are not separate, they are all youkai.

>>4593477
i tend to play the games
of course im talking about average humans not super humans like reimu, sakuya, marisa and sanae

>>4593433
>PMiSS

It's quite depressing that Yukari would eat me.

She's got such a smokin' body after all.


(I have a thing for garters, garter belts and thighhighs.)

>>4593502
Youkai means practically anything outside the norm, so if you take a shit on the floor you're probably youkai.

>>4593485
I don't really want to have sex with them though? I just want to be their friend.

>>4593520
Fairies are still called youkai inside Gensokyoverse.

I think Yuyuko seems like she'd be fun.

For once, I would explore the place. And go to the Garden of the Sun. Talk to Yuuka if she is not bothered.

>>4593523
I'd want to have sex with Sunny Milk, but only after we've fallen in love. I'd be afraid of Star Sapphire though.

What about Patchouli gaiz?

>>4593569
Would she be willing to protect me from other youkai? I don't think so. maybe after the youkai stop seeing me as food and more as a friend will I start hanging out with patchy-sama

>>4593542
What's scary about Star? She's nice and cheerful!

>>4593569
good luck trying to get into the library, bro.

I would try become friends with Marisa and have her teach me magic. Then put it in.

Failing that, donate to Reimus shrine.

>>4593605
Like Marisa would teach you shit.

>>4593461

And youkai have magical powers. Reimu and Marisa are the strongest humans in Gensokyo, yet they are nothing compared to the strongest youkai. Just like an average human don't stand a chance against against an average youkai.

>>4593477
>Since a human's power can't compare to a youkai's in the first place, it would be impossible to put up a fight

This is from Rumia's entry in Perfect Memento. Even Rumia is far too much for normal Gensokyo humans.

>>4593624
>Reimu and Marisa are the strongest humans in Gensokyo

[Citation Needed]

>Just like an average human don't stand a chance against against an average youkai.

Gensokyo was founded because the average human was fucking over the average youkai so hard that the latter were going extinct. And that was before scientific progress hit the road.

>>4593624
Reimu will end up defeating anyone somehow if she needs to.

Reimu only wins because of spell card rules.

Who am I kidding, I would probably live a NEET life in the human village while chatting online with Kaguya and Yukari

>>4593647

Because humans outnumbered them 100 000 to 1, including magic users and exorcists. And scientific progress mean shit because you can't harm youkai with normal weapons anyways.

I'd probably be killed my first day. I'm too much of a sucker for cute things...

What do you mean by "go for"?

If you mean become friends with, I'd befriend Cirno

If you mean pursue a romantic/sexual relationship with, then Keine

>humans, not knowing the real facts about the youkai, can only cower in fear of them.

>if they knew beforehand what parts of Gensokyo were most dangerous, if they knew more about those humans who specialize in defeating youkai, then they wouldn't have to live in fear.

Sure sounds like normal humans can kick youkai's asses with ease.

>>4593647
>Gensokyo was founded because the average human was fucking over the average youkai so hard that the latter were going extinct.

LOL no. It was founded because youkai and human magic users didn't like the increasingly scientific and skeptical world. They created an enclave of old in the modern world.

Me inside Yuyuko's stomach

>>4593764
Didn't like? No, they're actively harmed by the skepticism of the outside world.

Uh, if you're interested in where Gensokyo ACTUALLY came from:

Long, long ago, the Hakurei priest sealed lots of dangerous youkai off from the human world.
Much later, scientific progress was advancing and humans began to stop believing in youkai. One youkai, Yukari, saw this happening, and decided change Gensokyo from a prison to a hidden land. Various other youkai and magic users moved there, as well as many human youkai hunters who followed them.

>>4593764
Bullshit. Gensokyo was created because it never was created. Please stop trying to logically explain some magical derp-land filled with little girls shooting ten thousands bullets per second at each other. Especially since it was made up by some tiny drunk asian guy, who just wanted to make a cool vidya gaem and/or some money.

Cirno, because she is understimated, she's a happy girl who likes to attack people and freeze frogs for the lulz. She doesn't have real friends in Gensyoko, and... SHE'S THE STRONGEST, THE LOLIEST, THE SMARTEST.

>go to gensokyo
>work at Kourindou with my knowledge of the outside world
>easy access to Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, Youmu, Yukari, Tokiko(lol), as well as various youkai and humans
>also visit human village from time to time
>easy access to Keine, Byakuren and the rest, Akyuu, many humans and some friendly youkai
>buy shady drugs from eientei
>easy access to Eirin, Kaguya (assumption), Reisen, Tewi, Mokou

Or just make good friends with Sanae (same hometown, if you know what I mean), but Kanako scares me and Suwako pisses me off.
Convince Sanae to let me punish youkai, get free access to all normal stage 1 and 2 bosses, maybe a couple stage 3 midbosses

This is what happens in my lucid dreams, anyways

>>4593789
I had a dream about Gensokyo once.

Some of the girls tried sending me back to where I'm from.

It didn't work, and I just wanted to be with Sanae so much.

>>4593782
Nice troll bro, but Gensokyo was created in the year 1885.

>go to gensokyo
>"this is pretty cool, but I'd rather play touhou instead"
>realize there are no video games in gensokyo
>go back home/kill self

Ok some of you guys are thinking too much about this

>>4593831
>>4593789

Challenge all of them to danmaku and use my superior dodging skills gained from a spartan training of dodgeball to beat them. Thus establishing my harem.

>>4593819
Step 1: Learn how to shoot.
Step 2: Play in real life.
Step 3: Kill the touhou you hate.
Step 4: Impress the touhou you like.
Step 5: ????
Step 6: Profit

>>4593831
Nostalgia fucking hard

>find gun
>enchant gun with youkai-busting powers
>become 3rd playable character

Movement speed:
Yuka from PoFV

Shot type:
Marisa B - SA - Fire type ALL THE TIME

Bomb:
Marisa A - SA - Lasts twice as long (because she had 8 bombs in SA. Come on)

Special ability:
I have a fucking enchanted GUN

>>4593772

That didn't stop Yuka from wrecking shitloads of gundams in XXX century. Not to mention many other youkai appearing in Seihou. Or that they still need youkai hunting miko's in the outside world.

This whole "they are harmed by the outside world" thing is pure crap.

>>4593777
AUSTRALIA END

Yuugi. I want a girl that is taller than me, likes alcohol and has really large boobs, I guess.

So do Youkai eat humans if they just meet them, or do they have to do something to be eaten?

>>4593875

...none of your examples are real.

>>4593924
>taller than me, likes alcohol and has really large boobs
Enjoy your lolicorn.

>>4593931

Depends on the youkai, but in general anything that attacks on sight can be punched in the face.

>>4593924

You wouldn't go for Yuugi. Yuugi would go for you.
And you can scream as much as you want.

>>4593935

Seihou is canon.

In order: Yuyuko, Mokou, Koishi, Sakuya, Suwako & Sanae.
I'll be a Marisa-level pimp-ze!

>>4593949
Oh you, you always know just how to brighten my day~

>anything that attacks on sight can be punched in the face.
Damn furries

>>4593931

Perfect Memento states some humans even tried to communicate with Rumia, so they don't attack on sight. Unless they are really hungry.

>>4593949
>You wouldn't go for Yuugi. Yuugi would go for you.

>>4593940

I like this gif

>>4593931

>If the human population drops, youkai will face trouble as well.

It seems most don't randomly attack humans from Gensokyo, except the young and stupid ones like Rumia. But humans from the outside world are a different thing.

>>4594018
I thought that was just one their...uh...hunting trips to the outside. Outsiders are fodder even in modern Gensokyo?

>>4593875

Yuka's description from Seihou KG is crazy. You can tell ZUN was fucking drunk when he wrote that.

I like Youmu, but the odds of getting into the Netherworld and then into Hakugyokurou alive are slim.

>>4594027
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Muenzuka

>>4594018
Yeah, outside humans are free game for youkai, so it'd be terribly dangerous for any one of us.

On the other hand though, lots of powerful entities in Gensokyo, human and youkai both, are highly interested in outside humans and will probably see to it that you aren't immediately killed. At least, not until they've learned all you have to tell them, anyway.

>>4594031
Can I have that description?

>>4594036
>but the odds of getting into the Netherworld and then into Hakugyokurou alive are slim.
>alive

Well, there's your problem. Just die and go there.

>>4594039

And they say Touhou isn't grimdark...

>>4594043

I think you can find it in her profile on Touhou Wiki. Look for Koih Gyoku.

>>4594043
>A youkai. Yes. Youkai moe~.
>The reason she doesn't feel oriental at all is because she's a Youkai. Yes. Youkai moe.
>By the by, I think that 10 out of 10 people would read the level 1 barrage 萌風 as "moekaze".

>>4594185
So that's where it comes from.

>>4594039

That's most likely where they dump the remains of all the humans they kill in the outside world. And the ones they give to Remilia and other vampires because of the ceasefire agreement.

Touhou sure is a colorful fairytale...

>>4594069
As long as you play by the rules living there can be pretty peachy.However, humans who want play hero or adventurer that go into youkai infected territories don't last long, and youkai who think their the shit and can do whatever they want get their asses beaten by mikos or superior monsters.

>>4594224

The difference is strong youkai can't be killed. They will always regenerate. Even this whole youkai extermination business is just a temporary solution. All humans can do is seal them after extermination, but then either their friends will free them or seal will weaken in time anyways.

>According to the Tsukumogami-emaki, tsukumogami originate from items or artifacts that have reached their 100th birthday and thus become alive and aware. Any object of this age, from swords to toys, can become a tsukumogami.

So what happens if you bring a 100+ year old sword or gun with you?

>>4593841
>Step 3: Defeat, rape, mutilate, kill the touhou you hate.

>>4594271
It probably won't jump to life and start stabbing/shooting you until it's spent 100 years in Gensokyo.

>>4594271
Your gun will turn into a loli.
Maybe if it was treated well, she'll be your waifu.

>Give big donation to hakurei shrine
>refer to dichromatic butterfly doujin to see whats next

>>4594224
>>4594268
Also problematic is that there seems to be a shadow organization that has some power over the human village. I think it was in the Keine entry of the Bohemian Archive where there were rumors of a sect of individuals that have started to research yokai and championing their extermination, even though it could bring absolute doom to Gensokyo.

About the whole Youkai extermination business, I think it's like it was in Rance and Dragonball.
Either special, youkai-killing weapon/magic or cutting them to small enough pieces.

>>4593440

What's the name of this doujin?

>>4594427

It's only stated they want to drive youkai out of Gensokyo, but youkai don't even consider them a threat.

Just be a cool guy