/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sitting on Ryu's lap, nice.

Another friday night alone? Perfect time for me to keep working on the Kej rant!

>>45921408
Huge girls need huge breasts for huge molesting

>>45921408
I will be mean to miss mino

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

>>45921461
cow bully to cow cuddler pipeline is real

>>45921517
Weasels are good girls. Both the triplet and zap varieties.

I hate Pyrows so much. How do I keep Pyrows away from me?

>>45921557
just be really lame, they only go for cool kids

>>45921567
Alright, I'm gonna dress in the plainest, dull grey clothes and suit I have from now on and always look morose and grumpy when in public. That should make them have no interest in me.

I'm going to the desert kingdom to sniff sweaty desert girl pits/

>>45921461
Just tell her she's really not that strong, that'll get her

>>45921517
i wish i had wife(plural).

>Take the dwarf pill
>Live in the mountains
>Grow a beard
>Carve grand halls out of rock
>Gold trim on everything
>Dig up precious gems and metals and just sit them there
>Dragon shows up
>Ruins everything
>Take my treasure hoard as her own
>Makes me into her personal daki and now cuddles me every night
What can I do to kick out this mere lizard?

>>45921408

>>45921639
hire a clan of real dwarves, they have experience with dragon removal.

>>45921425
I want Uni to draw some Trolls, but he's really expensive

>"MERE LIZARD MERE LIZARD MERE MERE MERE MEEEEEERREEEEEE!!!!!!!"
>"Well, you're a mere human, you ever thought about that? You like to call everyone else a dork but you're the one always dreaming himself to be a cool knight or wizard or soldier with great power. You like to imagine yourself as much more than you actually are, you like to think you're strong or wise, when the real you isn't. And you know what else? You're not happy, because you'll never be anything more than a. Mere. Human. A hairless ape who likes to project how much of a loser he is onto superior creatures. What do you think of that one, you gutless little coward?"

Frog butt.
Don't let her tease you with it.

>>45921689
i imagine anon just starts crying silently before apologizing and walking away

kot

>>45921689
She's right, I'm pathetic compared to her. I'd try to think of some comeback to that but I'd just start seething quietly and leave so she doesn't see my tears and go home to hang myself.

>>45921703
you sure that isn't a turtle?

>>45921689
>"Dragon zombie bait"

Can truly bully lims?

>>45921723
>"Dragon zombie ba- W-Wait no NO PLEASE DON'T HIT ME I DIDN'T MEAN IT I TAKE IT B-AAAAAAACK!!!"

Making a rich mg fall in love

>>45921740
>Beats up anon
>Ends up alone
>Becomes a dragon zombie

>>45921703
Mmmm butt

POWER WORD: TOM

>>45921718
Yeah, kappas are like what if a mad scientist spliced together monkey with a turtle.

>>45921782
Holy shit, never have i seen a monster with a ass as large as that

I will sleep on miss Wight's porch!

>>45921852
but the guard dog will get you anon

>>45921860
I will play dead.

>>45921878
Oh no! A mob-faced wight!

>>45921668
How many monies?

i need an mg that is yummy and delicious

>>45921878
but then she'll take you to her dog house and use you as a chew toy or pillow!

>>45921918
Consider this underappreciated sheep.

>>45921935
Fake sheep

>>45921935
I wonder if her butthole is sweet like nectar

Anon! You need to stop thinking about sex all the time! You're a sex addict, or in medical terms, you've got Hypersexuality, and that's a bad thing! It's okay to be a hormonal creature, but when nothing but sex clouds your mind you'll go hazy! Here's some facts for you!
1. Constant arousing and/or sexual thoughts interfere with other activities and obligations and hamper your ability to think straight.
2. Hypersexuality is usually the result of stress. You may seek alternative methods to find relief. Constant dopamine injections are not the answer. For example, why not seek therapy or go outside and touch grass?
3. Impulsive sexual thoughts jumble your ability to focus and multitask! In other words, you're ruining your ability to concentrate and think clearly! You're impairing your ability to cogitate!
4. Constant sexual thoughts makes you more awkward around others. You'll find it harder to have simple interactions when your mind is clouded by nothing but orgasms.
5. You'll degrade your own taste for other hobbies by placing them in lesser importance to your sexual thoughts. You won't notice it or think it's possible, but slowly you'll find other things you enjoyed less interesting until it even gets to the point you become completely bored with them and would rather just jack off. You're hurting yourself!
6. It can make you find yourself in very uncomfortable positions. After all, you don't want to get caught sporting a boner in public, do you?
7. You're diminishing your seminal fluid volume masturbating too much!
8. Masturbating too frequently can cause Edema, a disease where the penis swells up due to continuous irritation.
9. Masturbation constantly will cause your penis to lose sensitivity!
10. You're maintaining your self esteem issues through libido and sexual focus rather than actually helping them!
11. It's morally wrong! What would the Chief God think, anon? What about the Demon Lord, or Eros? Or Baphomet? What they would think if they knew you cared more about masturbating than taking care of yourself?

Do as the help Hakutaku says, and stop thinking about sex all the time! Stop masturbating all the time too!

>>45922150
Make me.

Drunken Master but the old drunk is a fox hag, have to spend your days "training" which consists of nonsense chores and frying tofu during the day, at night it's nothing but drinking and mana transfer in the secret art of drunken mofu kung fu.

>>45922150
Not true. I just want the MG to sweep me off my feet and we live happily ever after. Sex is only a small part of our loving relationship

>>45922150
That's a while Lotta words. Too bad I can't read.

Slimes are suitable for all ages.

>>45922150
Didn't read, have a cat.

>>45922257
Hah. Tail-let

>>45922257
have 2 cats

>>45922150
I'm too far gone.

>>45922150
Thank you, Ms. Haku. What do yiu recommend?

>>45922150
Don't fall for Haku's tricks, she's just trying to get you into her bed so you'll focus on having sex with her instead of someone you actually like! Hypersexuality isn't even a real condition! SHE'S LYING TO YOU ANON!

>>45922419
but why would cow lie?

>>45922436
The cow is the slyest trickster of them all. Think about it anon, who's the one Monster that knows about all other monsters and thus knows all their tricks and secrets too? That includes foxes and succubi and hebis. Haku's basically a respiratory of all the tricksiest monsters antics. She's the most untrustworthy of them all! This heifer only has one goal, and that's to make you attached by mouth to her nipple for the rest of your life. Don't trust her!

>>45922527
>respiratory
Did you mean repository?

>>45922527
sure hope mino and holst don't learn those tricks, they are good girls and haku seems like a bad influence

>>45922550
That cow looks like someone just corrected her during class and she has to resist jumping him for marriage on the spot.

>>45922550
Uh, I made that typo on purpose. See, making intentional errors is the only good way to defend yourself from preying Hakus. They aren't attracted to dumbness.

>>45922563
>they aren't attracted to dumbness

How do you don't become depressed? I don't want to wed a mind flayer but my wife will take me to one if she catches me

>>45922257
>>45922270
Poor thing got her tail cut by a door or something more cruel. Cats like that can't balance themselves and need our help

>>45922595
Yeah, if I just be really dumb Hakus will lose faith in me and won't come near me. It's true! I'll probably attract a Wurm instead who will protect me from those evil asian cows because Wurms are good.

>>45922277
That's two many cats

>>45922638
>wurm is smarter than you
oh no

>>45922277
Excuse Me SIR, Will You Redeem?

>>45922666
I must do the needful.

>>45922682
Designated Mating Streets.

>>45922648
>That's two many cats
then how about 3 cats?

I'm glad that Wurms don't rape people. Wurms would never.

>>45922666
>>45922698
Please don't ruin Jinkos for me.There are few things I find less sexy then Indians.

>>45922726
Just having a laugh anon, I'll stop.

>>45922716
Wurms are kind and loving girls.

>>45922716
wurms will rape when you least expect it

Is this appropriate treatment of an Apophis?
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/ce/a2/cea2c086ed3f6db942d1f2a9e7e11b8b.jpeg

>>45921614
Nice gainz, Ms. Mino!

>>45922771
She gets to warm up, (you) get booba. Everyone wins.

>>45922707
Thos is why you stick to respectable warrior or paladin bars and stay out of rouge bars.

>>45922862
But anon, human men drink for free at mamano dive bars.

>>45922901
The drinks are free, the glasses are not. It's all fun and games until you are obliged to suck wine out from between a satyro's breasts.

>>45922862
Okay, but warrior and paladin bars are BORING. Nobody wants to gamble. Sure, everybody in the rogue bar is cheating, but just don't play for money, play for something else, I'm sure you can think of something.

>>45922937
The trick for gambling is to have your win reward be something the monster would want more than what they proposed they get if they win, then they will be desperate to lose.

>>45922935
I ain't leaving until I am wearing nothing but a smile and I have a monster wife whose name I don't even know.

>>45922935
I would simply bring my own cup

>>45923009
Monsters will just put dollars into it before you can even get a drink

>>45923023
>paying you to drink
how devious, they just want to take a drunk boy home

ded

>>45922901
>>45922935
>>45922937
I'm going to be the guy who throws off the bar atmosphere by ordering a full dinner course and only a soft drink for a beverage, there's nothing alcoholics find less sexy than a person who cares more about the bar food than the booze and therefore I will be left alone and can enjoy my rich, fatty foods and mushy peas in peace.

>>45923167
Yes but you see it was supposed to be a surprise

>>45921740
You will never be a dragon. You have no wings, no hoard. You are a reptile twisted by delusions and lust for human cock.

>>45923167
>>45923184
Dudes, I need a zombie gf so damn bad...

>>45923222
>lich brings spaghetti and meatballs an cake
would marry on the spot

>>45923255
even if she is cheeky?

>>45923255
Away from me, alkie! Your need for a zombie gf is of no concern to me. My fried potatoes and pork cutlet are getting cold as you drunkenly ramble on about undead pussy, go mack on the ghoul barmaid if you're so desperate.

>>45923286
>zombie bimbo
Must...have...
>>45923295
Not a fan of ghouls honestly

>>45921807
Tststststststs, come here Molly

Don't let them TOM me...

>>45923469
sorry anon, you are being used as bait while we escape from the kot horde

>>45923469
every man for himself

>>4592349
Beautiful, koturday finally begun
>>45923483
Ugly, too fat

>>45923483
Not fat enough

>>45923521
>Ugly, too fat
says you

>>45923544
My heart belongs to zombies but damn that's a fine cat

>>45923544
If she sits on me
its over

>>45923559
It is

>>45923611
the crotch mofu...
I lose instantly

>>45923634
But it's your pet cat, you wouldn't lost to you pet right?

>>45923673
She your pet so she's already tamed, you can't lose

>>45923673
She's looking a bit haggy here...
Even better.

>>45923695
also haggard

>>45923716
pulling this kot under the covers for snuggles

>>45923725
>pulling this kot under the covers for snuggles
Only way to deal with kots

It's caturday again.

I will NOT adopt a pet cat. I will NOT let a cat into my house. I will SPRAY every stray that tries to come near me with my garden hose. I will NEVER feed a stray cat. I will NOT get tommed. I will NEVER insert my penis into a feline girl's vagina. I will NOT father werecat kittens. I will use a LASER POINTER to make persistent felines leave my home. I will chase any cats that come around me with my zero point turn LAWNMOWER. I will NOT lose to a cat.

>>45923815
>t. lost to cat

How do I summon a hag demon? The demonology book details summoning a muscle, chubby, flat, loli and oppai loli demon but doesn’t mention anything on how to summon extremely old demons

>>45923813
>sail to the new world and come ashore
>cleave my way through dense jungle with a machete
>find the Ocelomeh temple
>march up the steps boldly while the yellow cats surround me
>see their grand priestess in front of the altar and begin walking towards her
>she starts going on a spiel about how they have waited a long time for the prophecy to be fulfilled
>when a male would come from across the seas and marry into their tribe and usher a new age of happiness in
>yeah whatever didn't come for that
>shove her aside and behold my true prize waiting for me on the altar
>it's... it's...
>*sniff*
>beautiful...
>a plate of delicate, fluffy, perfect flautas
>take it with me and go back on my ship and begin sailing back to the old world
>the high priestess runs to the shore yelling for me
>"W-Wait amigo, you just came to steal our food?! Are you serious?!"
>"Yes."
>lower them sails and vanish into the horizon

You're heretical demon loving just attracted the nearby holy sister. Please do not resist.

>>45923945
Fuck off you off-topic faggot

>see, is all i know is ball, and good, and rape

>>45922150
jacked off to this

>>45922150
I got a random boner when going grocery shopping today, and I just jerked off last night
I cannot be contained

You have encountered the Drow.

https://twitter.com/YeWiseWizard/status/1742674577082225147

To any mamono wizards, Sabbath or any monsters capable of magic using. What do you use, Wand or Staff? Team Wands or Team Staves?

>>45924270
Gems > staves = dresses >>> wands.
Couldn't find a mamono'd Rin Tohsaka.

Can anxiety bogey beat depression bogey in a fight?

>>45924241
I'm going to steal all her glowey mushrooms.

>>45921689
>Miss, how many humans have you actually spoken to in the last, well, ever?

Have you been thinking about slimes?

>>45922698
Rapes Per Minute

>>45924359
you can't have a bogey for every mental illness

>>45924440
Not that much, no. To Slime is not to think

(spoiler) Does anyone remember on /monster/ on 8ch the bearserker story? (spoiler)

>>45924525
I fucked the spoilers up damn

>>45924525
>>45924537
You're not from around here are ya

>>45924542
I saw a /monster/ thread and I got incredibly nostalgic for 2016-2017

>>45922277
lmao 2cat

>>45924542
Does she accept Dia supermarket's cards?

I hate impassable objects and invisible walls in games, why cant I get past this oni? She's just doing this at the exit of my room, I can't leave.

>>45924557
I'll never stop being mad that unhinged schizos killed an actual active monster girl board, the current bunker is a bad joke.

>>45924677
Skill issue.

>>45924677
you must perform ab-licking clip on this oni then do consent skip.

>>45924704
That's always the way with online communities. The people who know when to step away from the computer will always get crowded out by the people who don't.

>>45924704
>that
Those.

>>45921782
From the moment I understood my weakness for Kappas it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the perfect Shiko. Your kind cling to your poor technique as if it will not fail you and lead to your rape. One day, your weak core will lead to a Kappa mounting you, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for Sumo is eternal. Even in the ring, I must wrestle fuck.

>>45924677
Open your inventory, choose an object and use it on her, see what happens.

boss monsters that are defeated in three hits

>>45924843
>Anon uses the muscle polish on oni
>Amiga style portrait of oni appears
>”How wonderful! I’ve always wanted a husband to massage me after my workouts!”
>Oni walks into anon
>Game over jingle plays
>Narrator says, “I guess anon shouldn’t have MUSCLED into that onis life!”
>Restore
>Restart
>Quit

>>45924942
>no continue option
What kind of bullshit is that. Why does it just end there?

nutted to succs again...
Wouldn't last a day, not even five minutes in succ city unfucked. I am succubus bait.

>>45924994
Sorry anon. This is a sierra monster girl point and click adventure. Hope you saved!

>>45924936
boss monsters that are defeated in one speech check

>>45925002
>Save before hellhound encounter
>forgot to pick up jar of peanut butter
>hellhound walks up to anon
>”Zounds!”

>>45925002
>Duuuuh. You died because you were dumb.

>>45925002
>>45925070
Rape IS around every corner though.
It'd take a lot of retries in life to carry the exact set of items and know how to use them to avoid a series of thirsty monsters out for your penis.

>>45924942
>King’s Quest: Monster Girl Edition
Yes please I must hear the hundreds of bad pun “game overs”

>>45924704
It was always full of schizos given it only existed because of gamergate.

>>45925070
That's rich coming from a girl that's already died.

>>45925111
Lich died cause she was dumb, but now since she’s dead she isn’t dumb anymore. Check m8

>>45925098
>Forget to pick up hair comb from holst milk maid
>Encounter kej
>"My hair is just SO restless today. Can't you help me, kind stranger?"
>Haven't got correct item, so use *touch* command on kej's hair
>"So forward! ~"
>Game over jingle
>"You know what they say anon. Hair today, gone tomorrow!"
>Restore
>Restart
>Quit

If you backwards long jump up Ms. Wight's stairs you skip the kabedon cutscene (15 second timesave.)

>>45925125
She's still dumb. She's just trying to cope.
All that research equipment, the alchemy sets, bookcases filled with books? Yeah, she doesn't know how to use them. The alchemy sets are fake and for kids. And half the books are blank inside, just for show, and the others she's never read.

>>45925098
>Don't use bag of frozen peas or marbles on speed birb to trip her up fast enough
>Very very long speedbirb hugging cutscene
>"Anon should know better than to play chicken in the road!"

>Point and click monster adventure game
>Every monster you point and click on just rapes you
thank you monster game devs

>>45925098
>Unskippable 20 hour pelvis shattering cutscene
>"LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY SCREWED THE POOCH ON THIS ONE"

>>45925128
That face screams
>I love you
>Let me hug you
But also
>I'm gonna rape you so hard
>When you ask me to stop, I'll keep going
>When you've passed out, I'll keep going
>When you wake up, round 2 begins

I feel like the "Where's Dildo" segment from Leisure Suit Larry 7 could be transported into this MG game as is
>YEAH BABY

>>45925128
>Anon blocked by Trumpart guards
>”On order of the Queen no one is to pass unless they can provide the pass phrase”
>He tries to “use” the woodsman axe on them
>”Looks like we got a fighter girls!”
>Game over
>”Looks like the cards weren’t stacked in your favor”

>>45925193
>20 hour
Bravo Kojimbo
La Creatividad

>>45925177
This is a pic of the dev team.
>Only Cheshires would try to bring back the cursed genre of "adventure games"
>https://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/77.html

>>45925128
>>45925098
>Have stolen copy of game
>Copy protection
>Don't have manual to tell the sphinx bouncer the pass code
>Actual danuki/demon comes to your house and rapes you in real life
>"SORRY ANON. LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY STOLE THE SHOW!"

>>45925210
>And then we'll put an item you need to finish the game in the last scene at the START of the game, and make it missable if you don't IMMEDIATELY pick it up nyahahaha
>...Let's add another chesh seggs scene

>>45925210
That pic smells of fish breath and raspberry perfume.

Does miss write fairy view adventure games/text adventures as real art?

I'm gonna go to Hagville and accidentally trip on my shoelaces and fall forward into some hag's massive cleavage to break my fall but then back off from her apologizing profusely just to see how she reacts.

Don't ask Miss Unicorn about the druids because she's secretly one of them and she'll warn them that you're coming. You have to distract her and then read her diary while she isn't looking.

>>45925397
She won't warn anyone of anything because my tongue will be in her mouth. Can't talk if you're making out.

>>45925281
>You fall into the mino hag’s cleavage face first
>Try to pull out but you are firmly stuck
>Troll pulls you in closer stroking the back of your head
>”My~ my~ so clumsy of you, maybe I should take you home like this to keep you from ‘tripping’ again”
>Guess you’ll know the taste of muscle milk first hand

>>45925280
Video games will never be art
t. Roger Ebert

>>45925455

>wolfgirl bandit stops me on the road
>smirks while flashing her sword
>"I'll be taking all your money. And if you don't have any, then I'll just rape ya instead! So what's it gonna be?"
>dump a fat sack of money in front of her and nonchalantly walk by, continuing on my way
>she's too shocked to really react, she didn't expect this to actually happen

>>45925483
>Gets money
>Doesn’t rape you since you technically paid her dowry
>Has rough consensual sex with you

>>45925436
Sloppy writing--is this a Mino or a Troll?
Admit it, Anon. You're just trying to make Editor Fairy show up and domme you.

I visited hagville and I got caught by a loli hag

>>45925483
>a bandit that rapes all the men who can't pay.
The locals must call that the STD highway.

>>45925546
Lucky.

>>45925410
Speedrunning the Druid ending, I see.

>>45924942
Good God almight i would love a Kingsquest in MGE

>>45925675
I don't even know what kings quest is.

>>45925713
siera point and click game,where you can and WILL die countless and funny ways
i know anons will chew me out here but here is a game that is inspired by it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si4w6KsZB64

>>45925675
For me? It's Grim Fandango.

>>45925731
>you are dead
>you said that redcap couldn't even lift her sword
>you were wrong

>>45925731
Honestly, this is something we could make ourselves. We start with a text based version of it, and evemtully add CGs or animations if there's enough budget.S

>>45925794
I don't think KC would be too happy with the competition.

>>45925731
>>45925713
They are known for being brutally difficult and unforgiving, but well written (mostly) and had some very funny dialogue.
Often times the solutions were bullshit, and you could put yourself in a dead end by not finding an item earlier in the game.
The anons here are making jokes about the numerous death scenes and cheesy quotes you'd get after dying that were in almost every sierra title.
It'd fit well with MGs because most interactions with monster girls could probably end in a 'game over' (marriage).

>>45925853
>marriage
Or slavery. Or death. Or sex slavery. Don't limit yourself.

>>45925869
Or you accidentally take a job at the Chocolate Milk factory and suddenly don't feel like adventuring any more.
>Literal chocolate milk.
>Not like a figurative brown holstaur thing.
>Just you in a plant that makes chocolate milk.
>And you're really good at crunching the numbers and lining up production!
>You can't quit--you need the health insurance!

>>45925937
Waging is slavery anon.
Working in magic fantasy land is still working even if your job is being a wizard.

>>45924270
All mamono magic workers fall…to the Dick Side. They’re all Team Dick, it’s embarrassing. No one wants to buy deathsticks anymore, I need to rethink my life.

>>45922150
>cut to her bending over, showing of how curvy she is
>her massive fucking saggers swaying and her ass jiggling

>>45925971
Neets were a mistake. Imagine being such a fag that “sex powered wizard” becomes an unrewarding occupation. Alps and literal homos are preferable. Unless they are neets too, then they’ll be stoned too inshallah.

>Myst but with monster girls
>it's almost exactly the same but at the end you either get raped by a pharaoh, an apophis, or their echidna big sister

>>45926065
I never said sex powered wizard. You're just a regular wizard. Maybe other wizards are sex powered. Not you.
You write magical theory and leave applications to the others.

Am I too late to post kots?

>>45926083
Yeah, but that sounds fun. I originally wanted to be a MATH PROFESSOR back in the day. That's just magical theory without the chance of learning some cantrips to mend my socks or whatever.

And who doesn't want to accidentally help invent a bunch of weird mamono sex magic that turns literally everyone in Turkey into a literal devil bug? I'd be a hero!

>>45926131
Pretty weird cat there.

>>45926131
Yes, Caturday is already over. It is now Sunday Bunday. Post BUNS.

>>45926131
Nope. You are right on time.

>>45925853
>marriage
>game over.
Oh no buddy, it's only the start.

>>45926083
It’s still being a fucking wizard, you picky neet spaz. I would kick uncountable amounts of people down an infinite stairwell, if it would let me defy physics with impunity for merely statistically significant periods of time. Be thankful I don’t have a spell to shrink your dick, or make you hossmarried. Join the Japanese workforce and get married, you fag.

>>45926131
Nope.

Reminder that everyone should be reporting the furtrash

>>45926227
Fuck off Abe

>>45926282
Get married and reproduce. Touch grass. HOSSPUSSI.

Let’s eat, Haku!
Let’s eat Haku!
Commas are important

Fuck the devil.

Cu siths are good girls

>>45926343
no.

>>45926342
I fail to see the difference in action regardless of the comma.

>>45926343
No

>>45926379
The first one is a romantic dinner with your teacher.
The other is what happens after.

>>45926396
No, they're both the exact same.

>>45926411
My cow says you're wrong.

>>45926466
Your cow is a prude.

>>45926470
Your cow is a fraud.

>>45926496
No, my cow is legit.
Milk Cycle 101

>>45926504
fine. we will get our cows to meet up and debate.

>>45926343
but the devil is in the details and what do i stand to gain? i much rather sleep with a wurm
no hidden requests and the like

>>45926411
Write 69 on the blackboard in Ms. Hakutaku's class.
666 in Ms. Demon's class.
420 in Ms. Wonderworm's class.
31 in Ms. Devil Bug's class.

>>45926554
I don't understand the last one.

>>45926572
They get lonely.

>haku talking about stop thinking about sex
>while wearing such form fitting clothes and no bra
>and she even puts her massive ass in my face

Always have a separate room for your Devil Bug daughterus. Much like your own bedroom, separate beds are unnecessary. Please remember to ignore any moaning sounds or calls for “Daddy” from the daughteru room, if you are actually needed the eldest child will knock on your door and inform you.

>>45926169
Buns?

>>45926343
Still not into lolis, but devils honestly started growing on me. Probably because I thought they were generic rape brats and never actually read their profile until recently.

>>45923469
Just don't fall for them.

>Bald
>Fat
>Hairy
>Pervert
Guaranteed Sabbath magnet. Walk into their HQ, and you'll have dozens of them crawling all over you trying to win you over.

gonna dress up in a baseball uniform and purify the world by going around hitting ghosts with a bat

>>45926791
>get ruined with fine dining
I can do that myself. Now if she could give a full body ‘oil’ massage from multiple directions at the same time, that would be something. Devils are fine in theory, aside from the regrettable figure and the headwings. The combination with asswings spurs absurd and laughable imagery.

>>45926791
>Still not into lolis
>but
Good, good, now try imagining what your top favourite races of monsters are like as younger versions.

>>45926366
I'd take one. Not that one, but one of them. They're not perfect but they're great cuddlers and very loyal and loving.

I'm a terrible person, I deserve to go to Hell and suffer for how awful I've been to other people in life. I'm going to surrender myself to a Demon and tell her she can take me to Hell and drop me in the fiery pits, I deserve to suffer!

What if im big, muscled, got hair and I'm not a perv?

>>45926371
Reminder that the bible says not to fuck angels. If you want angel wives then you have to join islam.

>Stay with me.
>Hold my hand.
>I will wash your hair at night, and dry it off with care.
>There's no need to be brave.
>I will take good care of you.

>>45927135
Fairy magnet

>>45927126
What did you do anon?

>>45927126
the only thing you're "surrendering" yourself to is the arms of a demon who will give you the most intense rape correction of your life and then lie in bed with you after, holding you to her chest and gently asking why you felt that you deserved to suffer that way

>>45927135
You can wrap monster nerds around your finger.

>>45927234
>>>/vg/

>>45927154
I nearly puked reading this
Mommydom fags are disgusting

>>45927291
youre kind of sensitive

>>45927154
I don't want a monster mother. Even my most femdommiest fantasies aren't anywhere near the sheer submission from life this post gives off.

>>45927154
I'll cry

>>45927167
One time... I stole a pie left to cool on a windowsill by someone's Kikimora after she finished cooking it and I ate it!
This other time, I punched a Greenworm in her face and laughed about it and bragged! I thought it was funny when I was young and rebellious!
And then another time, I told a Wurm that her being dumb wasn't cute and it made her really sad and I called her the R word to her face....
I'm a terrible person and I deserve punushment for all the things I've done!

>>45927154
giwtwm

Momsters with big bushes

>>45927332
>This other time, I punched a Greenworm in her face and laughed about it
For this you will actually be made to burn forever and not be left off the hook with rape correction. Your fucking life ends here. Nobody, NOBODY, picks on the Greenworms and gets away with it motherfucker.

>>45925848
I know you have some kind of weird obsession with a Japanese salaryman you’ll never meet, like a potato scented Waluigi, but I can guarantee you he wouldn’t care about competition unless you’re stupid enough to do NTR with his IP.

>>45927332
>calling a wurm retarded
You get a dark elf.

>>45927416
I am.

>>45927154
I don't have hair though.

>>45927416
Reminder:

>>45927482
Well then she'll polish your bald fuckin' head like a bowling ball, what do you want me to say?

would the price of human limbs and organs increase if monsters were around?

>>45927612
weird mind trick, 37 sounds older to me than a "10000 year old hag"

>>45927314
There's no shame in giving up on the world and yourself. The point of this game is *victory*; the absence of defeat on all fronts. Victory in business ventures and creative undertakings. Victory in love and over other people. Political victory. Ideological victory. Sexual victory. Definitely a lot of object-based victories, too -- having things and not losing them. Everyone’s mostly losing, though, because it is impossible to win. The world is balanced on the edge of a knife. Why not let yourself fall off? Turn yourself into ash and sea foam? At least those things don't *suffer.*

>>45927659
Only if some of them go full elden ring and tries to make superhuman abominations with fifteen dicks and stuff.

>>45927675
10,000 years is difficult to visualize. It might as well be 10 million, for all it means to you. You encounter 37 year olds in everyday life, so it feels like a 'real' kind of maturity.

>>45927659
Greila's research could drive the demand for organ transplants down. Hell, they might even figure out how to regrow limbs before the portals.

>>45927154
>hair-washing
i know it's sappy, but i would cry if someone wanted to do that for me.

>>45927751
N

>>45927699
>Neetlim is the mamono equivalent of us on this thread.
>All she wants is monsterboys.
>Keeps drawing monsterboys that /d/ would look at and say
"Too Far. /D/ial it back, lady."
>Her sisters are just glad it doesn't occur to her to MAKE them.

>>45927699
>Oh fan-fucking-tastic, another fucking mutant. You know a little sunshine and fresh air would clear up all of your self-imposed ritual scarification bullshit.

>>45927751
The ultimate defense against shogs and other eldritch abominations.

>>45927765
-ice kitty

dragons have fire breath since they dont brush their teeth

>>45927859
Ryus and Wurms don't breathe fire, so you know they're good girls that brush.

>>45927873
dr.haku loves them when she gets them, they got once pearly whites
what monster would most likely be a dentist

>>45927873
wurms have rock breath

>>45927690
i just have a fetish for nice older women man i'm not gonna kill myself or anything

>>45927914
dark elf

>>45927924
Pulling teeth is brutal torture. I can understand it.

>>45927914
>spoiler
Unicorn would be a nice one, especially one from Greila's Sabbath. Scary one would be Manticore, Bogie that knows you didn't take your dental hygiene seriously, or >>45927924

>>45927518
No idea why you think I’d care about that, gold medalist in the oppression olympics.

>>45927977
>bogie dentist
>her dealing with a wock
>ironically having the best teeth shes ever seen

>>45927987
It's basically free use, is all. Not like KC owns the design.

>>45928010
The snake pit has changed since I last saw it.

>>45928010
There's no way a standard elevator could hold the weight of two lamias. Even one would be pushing it.

>>45928010
Is it... safe?

>>45928053
I doubt there would even be any space left on the floor with just one.

>>45927765
I

>>45928077
Eating ice cream with funny memecat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H0e_Fe1nOo

You have two cows.

>>45928010
Holy shit I want to hug a lamia tail so bad.

>>45928208
Bogey my love

Pick a hag.

>>45928237
she's so huggable. i love bogey.

Post the bogey saggers

>>45928292
Take this instead.

>>45928292

>>45928292
Here

>>45928267
K, I pick this old kot because old kots are chill.

>>45928267
Which one would love me the most?

>>45928292
Got you covered.

>>45928337
Powerful

>>45928336
Monster girls feel no love, only an intense and unending lust.

>>45928292
bogey is bestgirl

>>45928337
I want to stitch a Bogey from my own favorite plushies.

>>45928358
The gacha ones maybe.

>>45928365
You have your own plushies... Anon, you're probably just going to alp directly INTO a Bogey.

goth bogeys

Bird's the word.

>>45928329
how old?

>>45928370
No, all of them. Almost all monster girls universally value strength or something else as their warped fae minds place value on things incomprehensible to humans.

Nerd monsters

>>45928387
>AIslop
no.

>>45928387
fat turkey... bet she can't even get off the ground...

>>45928358
I'm starting to think angel's aren't so pure after all.

>>45928358
>>45928440
>angel's
*angels
Please don't rape me Haku-san.

>>45928396
For actual cats, once they're out of that hyperactive kitten stage. Especially if they turn out to be lap cats. I love a good lap cat.

For mamono, at least like 35, because I'm in my 40s and need someone my own age-ish. Especially a memekot--I need her to get my cringe 80s and 90s references.

>>45927812
>SNIFFFF

>>45928440
When your angel finds you she'll make sure you never say something so heretical again, she'll make you drown in ecstasy for thousands of years until you're fully dependent on her

>>45928470
>150 mouths on one, each with their own pair of lungs
all hail the thing that should not be

>>45928464
I wonder if young cait sith are hyperactive.

Reminder that >>45928358
is the Mick. Do not engage with his posts.

>>45928561
Gachaposting has been happening in these threads for far longer than Mick has been here, newfriend.

>>45928602
>he doesn't know how to recognize potato schizo's images
NTA but lurk more

>>45928602
It's objectively him, same with posting the green genshin loli. He already played his hand by responding to posts with that same gachashit girl.

>>45928581
>tips hat
Ma'am

>>45928650
Clever girl?

>>45928624
I call my cait sith wife micaela because she is my angel.

>>45928624
I call my cat wife micaela because she is my angel.

Special delivery!

I have yet to see a request from the authors of the tacokot and condom stories. Please get in touch! I want everyone to have their prize.

>>45928698
That's so fucking nice

>>45928698
Gloombugs are so precious.
>I have yet to see a request from the authors of the tacokot and condom stories.
I wanna see those too, whether they're related to their stories or not.

>>45928698
I'd also like to declare a moment of silence for the "burned out like tenth of my soul to get [the hands] at the level It's here"

>>45928650
Shame this was so short.

Experienced lolis.

>>45928698
Thank you very much! Really happy with how it turned out. Its amazing!

>>45928792
The other option is like the robot wife manga that seems to go on too long.

>>45928602
It’s obvious when it’s the Mick though. Like dumping images, posting furshit, or bring up KC/the patreon/other sites out nowhere.

Robotic tail mermaid. Is she even a monster girl?

>>45928810
I'm happy to hear that! Thanks again for participating! I really enjoyed your story, and hope to see more from you.

>>45929036
You're being very annoying when you post like this.

>>45929056
If there's one noteworthy thing about you, is that during my ~15 years on 4chan I have never seen someone as anally devastated as you. Congrats, I guess.

>>45929036
Don't listen to the haters. Instead, think of mofu in all its forms!

>>45929126
Why are you bothered so much? It's just monster girls.

>>45929141
Yep, it's just monster girls.

>>45929136
I do love mofu. We all need fluff to huff in our lives.

>>45929168
This image is fine. I see it. I overlook it. Nothing changes.

>>45928698
qt

God I love monster girls

>>45929216
Muscle monsters are the best.

>>45929216
PHAT TAIL

>>45929216
Strong body for bearing strong children

>>45929216
I'm so/so on them

>>45929216
Tail too thick and spade too big

>>45929056
>Mick seething at actual artists again
Now that's some spiteful jealousy

>>45929268
>fanfiction writers
snore

>>45929268
he'll lash out at anybody with an identity.
spite, seethe and impotence are his calling cards