/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It could be fun, but as a normal human, I also worry about what would happen if I ever got put on basement duty...

I wish I were a fairy

>>45880978
No, I'm neither a fairy nor a maid. What kind of question is that? Besides, I already applied for a position as the librarian's assistant's assistant.

>>45881006
What if you were a fairy?

>>45880998
Same, I would love to work at the Scarlet Mansion but I fear that overtime I will be use as food.

>>45880978
Maybe, I'm unemployed. what opportunities are there for an engineer/ architect? Can't I just work for the kappas?

>>45880978
Guaranteed food, clothing, and shelter, you say? I'm in.

>>45880978
>experience preferred
and into the trash my CV goes

>>45880978
>workplace that feels like home
that's a red flag desu...

>>45881360
Remilia strikes me as the kind of person who would order half the resumes to be thrown in the fire without even looking at them because she doesn't want anyone who isn't fated to work there to be considered.

>>45880978
As an outsider with no meta knowledge, the least I can do is go there and inquire about it as well as non fairy hires.

>>45881370
To be fair, it does become your literal home if you are a live in servant.

>>45881373
And if by some miracle one survives halfway intact, she throws all of the others in.

>>45880978
No, I'm overqualified.

>>45881370
They're all red flags.
>Guaranteed food, clothing and shelter!
Employer will deduct these from your wages at disgusting markups, and will probably give you squalid conditions.
>Charismatic employer
If an employer praises their own positive personality traits in a job description, they are false.
>Kind superior
Superior is definitely not kind.
>Make tons of friends!
This one isn't really a red flag so much as it's something that should happen at any job. It does tell you they employ a lot of people though.
>Wages negotiable with employer
It's not a union shop, and they will pay you the absolute bare minimum they can.
>A workplace that feels like home
Employer wants to be your parents, but not in the sense they care about you, in the sense that they bark commands and you instantly obey them. Likely pines for the day where you were allowed to beat children/employees.
>Fun every day
You will be sucked into drearily miserable team building exercises that will waste everyone's time and you will be required to pretend you like it.
>Smiles everywhere
Happiness is mandatory.

All they need is something implying a massive turnover rate (like "always hiring") and it would be a perfect shitpile of a terrible workplace.

>>45881006
How are you going to assist the librarian's assistant?

>>45881316
>engineer/ architect
I recommend either looking at the Moriya Shrine for employment. They do tend to do a lot of things revolving construction and technology. Otherwise the Kappa are a good but not so safe choice.

You could also work at the Human Village

>>45881603
>Fun every day!
Probably involves lots of sex. After all there are fairies in the ad.
>Make tons of friends!
Lots of sex with different people.
>Guaranteed food, clothing and shelter!
Everything is made to be sure your libido is high and steady, for sex.
>A workplace that feels like home
Sloppy sex is a-ok.
>Charismatic employer
Implies sex with the employer, probably.
>Kind superior
Implies sex with the superior, totally.
>Wages negotiable with employer
The way sex is done can be negotiated.
>Smiles everywhere
Implies ahegao, implies lots of sex just like you all like it.

Just accept the job offer you fucking NEETs, these floors won't mop up themselves.

>>45881394
>non fairy hires
They would probably take you since no matter how incomplete and inexperienced you are, you will by default be better then 95% because you aren't a braindead fairy.

>>45881829
I thought I was applying to be a butler not a whore

>>45881829
>Just accept the job offer you fucking NEETs, these floors won't mop up themselves.
I have a job, and it's with a company that I foolishly did not read into the red flags enough. Let me tell you, that if I didn't have bills to pay and a contract to complete, I'd happily prefer NEETing, and I'm someone who does genuinely enjoy working.

>>45881829
>Implies sex with the employer, probably.
>Implies sex with the superior, totally.
If it isn't on the employment contracts that I get to sex Sakuya or Remilia, I won't believe it.

>>45880978
If they feed and house me and maybe let me read a couple of books once in a while I'd be fine even if the payment is just hugs from Remi-chan.

>>45882653
That's only for the fairies, anon. You're gonna be paid money and you will like it.

>>45880978
I tear it to pieces and throw it away because advertisements are immoral as in their core they're meant to twist and manipulate your opinion.

>>45881798
Anon will assist the assistant in getting pregnant so she gets paid time off.

>>45886814
How dastardly!
Now the terms of the contract all make sense:
The shared sleeping quarter, the free laundry service, the assistance at bathtime, having to dress her in the morning despite her being totally fit and able, the gonad inspections-
All just a ruse to make use of that one book!

>>45886814
Time off to do what exactly? read more books? Spend the whole day on pajamas? She already does that

I will apply as a "rat" catcher with my period authentic Tanegashima gun. Whether it's effective or not, Remilia is sure to accept my application because of the novelty.

>>45880978
with how much of an airhead Sakuya can be sometimes, how would she be as a boss/manager?

>>45887836
she'd probably forget to tell everyone else that you're off limits for eating assuming you were an outsider

>>45881829
s-stop thinking about sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>45887857
I don't think she'd be THAT dumb
besides, the first person you'd be introduced to would probably be Remi since she's the big boss

>>45887921
Nuh uh, you can't make me
Bleh

>>45887836
You ever had the kind of boss who's super strict, likes to micromanage, but also kind of stupid? That.

>>45886863
Pache must absolutely hate that book by now...

>>45887957
imagine being scolded about cleaning something the wrong way (in her opinion) only for her panties to be on full display as she shows you the proper way

>>45880978
No I don't trust jobs that are full of girls I might get sexually harrassed or have to perform under the table favours for promotions and raises.

>>45888331
That's right we anons here at /jp/ are strong independent man who don't need woman.

>>45880978
>do you apply?
>>>45880978
>now hiring fairy maid
I'm neither a fairy nor female. I don't think they are looking for me and my labour

>>45888375
>I am neither a fairy nor female
this can be rectified

>>45880978
How is the union culture at the SDM? I also would like to know how many days of vacation I'll get and how the working hours look like.

>>45891693
Unionization is impossible. Number of vacations days is zero. Working hours are all of them, seven days a week. But on the bright side, there are no punishments for laziness or incompetence (except when Remilia thinks it would be amusing). Your purpose is really just to inflate Remilia's ego, not actually doing work (that's Sakuya's job).

>>45893071
Yeah no I'd rather look for a job somewhere else. Like Eientei, which probably comes with the benefits of free healthcare.

>>45880978
>Guaranteed food, clothing and shelter
>In Gensokyo

Yes, absolutely yes. Especially since the employer speaks English.

>>45880978
They would treat you like shit if you're human, it sound like a honey trap to get your blood daily

>>45881603
>It's not a union shop, and they will pay you the absolute bare minimum they can
Joe Ligotti browses the 'jay?

I want to work in the library, with that pretty librarian.

>>45895819
Monkey's paw; she's actually Fr*nch, and her English is so rusty from disuse her accent makes her almost incomprehensible.

>>45880978
Yes. It's known that fairy maids are allowed and expected to be useless fucks.

I'd join the fairy maids and drink so many huge steaming mugs of their pee that I permanently become one of them!

>>45897754
I want my eyes to commit 0/1.

>>45888331
I fell for ad in OP and you're right, everyone are objectifying me as a hunk of meat... And I wish I meant the bloody kind of human-eating...

>>45888375
Put on fake boobs (Sakuya will sympathise) and fairy wings, it's enough

>>45886863
>that one book
seems like it's more like a whole library section, with how many volumes it has.

>>45893139
Have fun trying experimental medicine and getting lost in the bamboo forest, smart ass

>>45899706
Hey I never said I'd accept a job there if its dangerous as well. Plus I'll just give Mokou like 5€ and askher to help me go there and back.

>>45897754
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!

Does she pay in hugs or is it just the mistress?

>>45908285
She pays you specifically with sex, as does everyone in the SDM.

Well, as long as I get to wear a maid uniform...

I'm not so sure I'd apply, cleaning up after this lot seems like such a job..

>>45908285
Sakuya is retarded, she probably pays the Remi to work for her, like how Spengbab does.

>>45887932
Didn't she forget about sending Meiling on an errand and then got mad she wasn't around?

>>45881798
Caring for her backbones by holding some of the weight off.
>>45881603
You look like someone with Walmart experience under your belt.

>>45922742
She actually works there for free. Around the time of the 6th game, it was said somewhere that she was getting paid in having a roof over her head and getting something to eat. And that was her choice in the matter.

Later on, she apparently got a better deal once Remi got in the swing of things.

>>45925227
Just having a roof is pretty good in Gensokyo i would say

>>45923250
>You look like someone with Walmart experience under your belt.
No, Amazon, but good guess. In my industry (the techy side of logistics) working at Amazon and getting treated like shit for 12-24 mo. is a rite of passage.
(They're not joking about ridiculously horrible conditions for everyone, work there to make your resume look good and fuck off, Amazon expects their awful conditions will mean they're stuck with a rotating roster of people willing to deal with their garbage)

>>45936400
its not a surprise the same company also made the literal wage cage

>>45881820
I can see Kappa Inc. violating JISHA practices but is Moriya really building that many mobile suits?

>>45880978
the advert didnt mention that i would have a roommates....

>>45881006
Noce

I'd like to imagine that Remi and Patchy feed the fairy maids temporary fairy growth serum to make them taller than regular fairies.

>>45960421
What for? That doesn't make em any more capable at their jobs.

>>45963869
2hus forget they can fly half the time, it's the only explanation for why there's so much walking in all of the manga
therefore feeding fairies growth serum means that they can reach higher windows

>>45951947
Hey that's my ojou-sama

>>45960421
Being able to fuck all of the tall fairies I want is the only reason I need to sign up ngl.

>>45963878
Flying must be taxing, and reserved for serious business

>>45965414
t. Saguya.

>>45965452
like fucking in the wind

>>45888428
They are doing this to me tomorrow

>>45880978
turns out that being female is a requirement for working as a maid there. luckily there was another position for something called "consort" open. dont know what that is or what they do, but the headmaid said that i can start tomorrow. im so excited to work at such a fancy place! bet i can pick up a cute girls back at the village if i tell them where i work.

>>45975717
poor sod, fairies are way better than village whores